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Rates of Advertising. '". .Tuts? uiMinlii,. - ?" , JiHt V M .tv? JJ" Ai oven qarehfgedjs.twoquores. JJ(AJftUiJ;pRCi)'.,in?er'.i) till foiw?, Rates of Advertising. JOB WORK b1,-??a thiipBih hotwcvjc? Rates of Advertising. JOB WORK Poetical. FREMONT'S ODE. J. I Oh mf dear ....h vi.ii rrt for iti. r ' ' " Vm nlYuId thii't lonped lot Whit Qnu ' n' -I'll 'nerr,ntr ee:'-' ' v ' ' - .."llote tb(rrfReuW!tii,v.Sf .y-' ' ttk An4orth piior blacks (sh..' '.ft f ; . '.: - Eul ll 1 fer io do guotl,i t- j (o jV.'i JJb Jifie-.BH crj j,". I ?'. - J- : .' ,-. Vf .i,'.ve cijmea the Rock MoiiU!ilii,.':y & An4trM-eie rarna wa.i iv. v 'i ijtnftflriwit eloetUiiiW '.i,) ;r' ' 1 knew ouiwhera I'll rde,. '-Af n;- ltriatcbAmericaDev.i,;j.jl vw.il JJutiUcy rll too aliv. ., (,., tin ' .i Swn;hjr kn()iv,,tooanuth for pie,; K J ' ; 1 went to fMifomin," M . ' ;ftnmifvas-c(lipya(vri: i jjvvrf- ' " rnn vrfe IrfllTl- Wied tOftet tj'ifi , ' ; -r Jtut bay aJVunrttrnd ruiwr;!,'',,. i f v.' . V if- And ery4rrioal-i:W tj.i-.i 5i - v Will ku;k awrinto pi,, v - . ; ... ., ! l '"'V-- . , W. will hol'ain miU yt,- ? ;".t j" ittfVe tniiunt-'ifive'tliOTB JeaalO MrW.'.ovr j- , V( ;i! t fi .htni.if mcu y ill pn oa doyn.i ! -r." S w Si,' ; fcv- 'm.'W"-.: " Miscellaneous. Miscellaneous. THE PLEASANT RESULT. ' vrY..'ai1"nC,o 'ster-'if r tall, . -- ndotatioii Id -Iiiriiru i-piiioo ewnnest , ' ; t ... .1, C .: ,1 Ui riuirf fi.ceHhouitH i r .Jl 'bhaT1,efl1.tbe.i1lfrfil t,o. i d 1 tt. ... . 1 1 adr w.rinca iiinvn Vi,j X.i4fM0iV of fcerrterk iiiue yet,-i T 'Inew 1 l'..-a heri nf tVfl that ibt was w ' ijdig fnore'lfmrr human; . liut wiib all . . ; A V;i;iiiip-.Vihi fif WMs."at times. niiierdwlle- , .f.-i, .itoi.iiit.-i..-.i ..U,n. w .nio nf -V M'b- ld a"ndthef listeffllarya pnulish ' , ' k. n'lv i.. ... h i-.. mt,n Trf k ' sisKSffi -..v'V $tlUWh irw-W. had kMinl'flfieh.. aT : ": VVaJCrS MCT: Ilullll " iymna'tliies were ever wane, Tof lhe physicsiiy . iyaV beiced of bin), after partaking of :some lvffi.mits;f6 'wtVr'bCb.- ni herself rtoi dni-iil''l f-r 'irf- (he ld nshioned parlor r-'ianiberrwl e e n'.ony i MiHUet and Ifonored !.',. 1 w ....: ),,.,.., , . ad lesie, iiieir wearu a oroies, ana t,au ultrl h lie w iu(fovs;'ana "thtfcw arpond' the' homely, thputn tomfuftsble room. , aisle itntJ i star Maty fcid' gone fo jisil a sick friend, it was ddUFbefore we law ber come lei n .., .u , v : V.. S.T."''. "t? , " i. k1 vir.,.I i Trj; l"T , vrV ' -, ,,.vv,ien 1 h'Wbat ahnuld make yoi ;,th v.' Wlf wfiOse.lfaveUMia; ,UUB M.,lliain,iiie A ;lg.frViyrSl'rtie lane ihatMed lothe.hanseX )t Mtiytew'bialDovjeteoaieiiowiv, :gJno; ' . lisie. Elma Ji.saw plin,;y that sume sport - was to be bad, il possible, wnlipilisacririciiig We heard the front door opem4vo or tiuee '; , teared irp4rfindMbe i.k n; viliariarlorjaxelptimroT H''r.vv;v.H;-j. Hall-and whose cloak I" "-o-.-nv-tiiiie . 'Oh; tbey--bBloiig to v- young man wjio, oing lo.pirid a fe,daya wiifc , atwerva '..Eliza again, wiih ihejnosi provofiiu csIok ress. ' "He is resfinO lifiie wbllle Ifi ttie p; -:' lur ChainbefJUhB" will be-if; w.i.-:ai,iii,u. ' V'; SiswfiMaYyilid not waitto bear the sentanoe- '...fluiskedj bwr hs)iry throwing prj.;her ooilrt and shsviwas ii Hie hall arid bad ascended, v the stairs before w had time to thUiwhelh&r :'"i,' i.h'.niiie-rjUhkr Wilt he-Af ! ! Watjun.'ni t SisrefiMaYyUid flot waii to hear tfia sentanoe-1 . her ',00 aaeen'tledll VtuJiUtti rr,,.Jo- i.nH i,m to rhliil'whethtr rti watbestto'ctfll ker tick or-doE i w - li u... wurm n-eather. and our cuert had hUilnnr nertiv onen. and with a Jorge ;jea( tail jn bis band had thrown himself . ... . - . ..r ti - a wuin;. sua u s ibuuiinc m, mvs ir imb- . .inf nnn 'I li f..n hiii f.iw h so that it reavirn? 6nlv Ipfotebead ond hsir, wch.ciusjpVji'irtild V ,V 1. v.t w 1,1 ' - ' . ...r..iL .nv.nn.l.,l inii InhtvA , rit, buCg;ii"g. o fciiriipsBofibe ihori brown . ' -sirelcned'arm rushed arrow the room, -'f binding-wver'lffe'eleeperi ami. pushing -aside ' the fan. gave him a most hearty and awtetlyi. .kissKv- i'.-- .--.- ' f- The.yurig mtnaked auddenl and - i ne .ypung Binn sseu suuoeni ana r;i prestly HTazed at DniJing himself in the j embrace! a young giiL . V But -.our staler it wa bad ! I . ? ","'":" ,(f .lt .'. som (noraents before abe" fairly ' ,prelie.ndei( bet siiuation, nd yeat'uteo.tbat i.e'rwiia be lore her w as entire atrauger. ' Litza and '.myself .had followed, bet,' L 1 were atauding a, little' w'iihout the door, , jj-ing, to the superlative degree. Iht v .ace ne being' enacted within. ,. .' ,-r" ;' Kcoveniig her elf-possysioil. Ot las', .,' viutim itirued 10 escape, but' stopped ; , -.V : n' the sight of her tninieulcrs, and ; n j a chair, covered lieY,coiifused'( wi'h both linuili aud burnt into teuls. '. 'II, is bus loo much for Eliza's kind an-1 khe h. -'.'ly stepped forward, begg.ng an'! : i.i.ly explaining' mailers lo'our. -. t..ni,U-ilui,st, while Miy. aeeiug the parage tit , r, nume gooil her icm. I. VV (ollowed, but IW oii.J Ot ;..u:r!ll rrr'J " ,.-..' . . r ' " -. A- - -.--- k ' I" V . ' ' ' i i .i .... . i ".. 'f i i, ii , . -' ' ' , t - , ? " ("" '. '.'v'"- ' r ;J-i:-- ' :NeffSeries:hv;;:;c iRTON. P REBLE COUNTY7 0. SEPT, 4, 1856 -- .-r v6r;n. Ko.ii. conld Indiicg cm cdtjr,bcl -ricrmi'izVd is(r lo b icen In lh pil(U llit evening as for two dry rtipt. rollowed.it kfpt bcl foom closely. Vfntuiin out, when .fhe knew Mr. Harlqw-wti , no! in, the bmxe. ct wa taf ly hut up"in kin own mom f AV begged herptr djrt tfin "4 gsim' and although (lie decUf ed ihe.fLerwIit-d ta drdnen agoinit us, we ;ould not prtviil upon her lo allow tie to girti krr a rormal iiitfuduciidtt to tie yoonj mn,,,--Suen M""rie delicacy at. last created a most afdeut denire in our juegj lo iea Ui jk seor;'n(l Jie Unglilnily declared b4'waif0r inn lo iay until lie had tired her out, and sbe m forced losetk'air and exercise, , .She wearied t last, or, auen close eon tine l ji i.l !.,. . 'U..Ltfcd mn.K i n tar han liritothe orchard.- .V bad nieo aeat there under a larpe apcti Hr'e.tnd throwing heraalf i ufon.tl, mf torgeltiox rbr while her rnorun ;' jcaijon, tWgeve herself Up to pleasant tool's UnJ the perusal of ter book. if iVV 4 che mu8t have remained .thefV'loBcer than ah had designed, for It not unlil fiatcr Eliea lad. ypn into tt: kiijchai W.ae about dinutr. Hint Mr, Harlow arose and yawningh drciarcd irint fie mutt walk ajroanl lid la to tea if lie could net pickup a relish for the good lhiua leaped uppq.liia at'our noon -tide metihf .-?B.1:.,frrt v t r. , .'v . was no sooner alone than I hastened to sisiec'a'room, to l'ry ' for tbe foriielb time to ,U!imuo0u her from lhe. foolish course. I found her uor open and the room vacated, and with a, njerry'hop J hurticd to the kilchen with the Ct v and lo dlcus willi aisler Elizo the pro babilUieSof an untxpecltJmeetmt jumewlicre an 'he; rirtmifes. ; Vl. . . . ,:. ... ripn co iioriieL ' tfaitr biia, wun a mean ing amiJe, ;"and aee M she Uoe hrs,jf no nmui, wiiiib i s.(ty auu neiu outou gev inc dii.u.i on I he iable:" ' " '. ,ri.o,y .uvtohnd, dirtcte my , ,0WarjJ ,lie jjo (.It u L u i 9 let Iimk rgiiill iniruded ij!self, 8ii(i,l iwiliclively looked back fitf nrfkiijiPFriitilil ! .- fc " . . j A tympirjhelia, feeling "mUst,' at the same n)''mcu,have inKen pojsefsion or sister tnza n viic I' nil cohie.'to the (tour lo look Oder mc and seeing irijf basitsloh, leactej out s plale sbe held ill her fiaiid.'taying, with aoo'.ber droll pirffs;;iin of ouuillfiiilire. " ' 1 7';-rr-ir.:, "'.T.i' " r. V ' . v 1 I went back and' took tbe 'plate, ana tnui T?f:.4 W"Mbt fpeif.rtnc. of unwarranr. "Xe 1 airiunif ineiaeeu leaves. 10 lane eareiui sur ty Deyoi;a,.Bn(i, was rewarcca oy jair view th appia tree most perfect one was near, j . .. - . -. . . - - ill smicr wiy, sealed miiter baedteajnew as in wke W eiir W.latte Mr. Uaflu.w, (t ih hand, listed U 'h- CaUiiiclioed lo beliei; she knew more .'-. .-,.; .;...' ji burned. aha ble to rise from start, arid, drop lack to? the' licuse and made much to the amusemerif of those who , ri;.a ..JuH Miith m mm. ! f v.r.Vi'r ) t '- "" H P 4 alressed . , "7-' V'.'J1? U WaLw M . Wt hMjl ' .be pld fli-ids i Oh ! otil ,.fettt Merf wont,' , 'If unv nil until we had rung bur little dinner r r , . " . . T . , .. . hi.li lhe a.'cnnd lime, that our cuear maae 1 "O ' 1 . . looking as well satisfied as; though he gained a kingdom.'' . V ' ' - ?rreireaUf. aeaie.i at ane uuisj. our scrupulouHl, puncluaj fathet uouldjiever t ri,.-t I., ia cP,r JinBpr wamnfe for anV one. bur with bis naoal urbanity and kind dearie make a stranger iael at houiu, be begged Of Harlow to- be aeated, assuring hini that tirla bad nrenawd a uiOsletoellenl dinner it would nut 00 lo let the anr.es spoil He inquired paniculaily about bei embarraameni did not understand Um m.tltrs stood, imiocently .lupposing Vll' td equieocatinglyMiHimated, that it nk eiigni jnuiBnosi ion toai.naa canacu per ("vursroin raqipery who w.ucwbi ;jui' Mr.; cry standing. He u.quircd p.ficU ..'.,.,- , i,.p,i, Ij.!'.!....!.. u. 1 . Tk. , ti n ,1 ,.1 ,anl 1 l.VV fe-,. iaiseli io laopirora her-dignHy to inltreat setf in oei.fjoUshnesv east e.aiy glance her glasses j and 4eC ht lipa work into a smile, sufficient to betiay hraielatipnsbip to tbe -creature wno ouy merriitien ctaimsd. the a ciebilily foilO ' Thatafteim u. Ireature who -had . been the . rod ing, cause, eut merriirieni, wnue vine,-, vianus . lengia art ictainistl. me auemion oiaiiana..a geneiai.iu iit Aiabtlile followed, i! '. t,.V, ivi,. '', rr- Tlit ifieioooo and avenina. a mar be 'agi0td, nty eideraiatei aad myself hd,icrt- len I leitana lOurrseivea ee-. artt,: WC-.COUIU, lor nulm Harlov was aiUntentUpOfioonliniiing ibe upoa Iqaaiatanee he bad commenced tn lb morning l. 1 i l r..M ,k....,k 4l.iV n,i,ili-.!i r - - 1 i mnu 'iir.ui-ein- hmm . vcuih hiilUorre. iii iler Mary'i raWtrlletttio the esliin trait of character.; ',-! - ". -w!- I Matteta progreaeed tapidljr, and when, t.im U,t mult e me. we ere neilher SUronsea tpor inclined to turn .into; :iidicuie Jt eerioiia and lle.liad iakeO Jeave of ouv aarenlsand jennte into lhe p(iog to bid. the- young ridieus,' 1 ?; -sr h )! w r Bikitr Msrvlwhf5 littlne by a tablev turning was 0'm the leaveatyf an albiiim but we ae rm In,, molsttire 1n hevev. and Ibe Slight quivtr- tn nt her lios that . abe- wsr indulging! tiionrhte ouite encommon io her, and with i,,t..i fr and serious-thouehis, we- aave pur.ingMiand tooilr. brothM'a friend-and draw. Unrinr? ihetWO tlOOC, i ,1 i.-t'V'l. From the window tn the upper nan w a view of Ih- lumbering aiage heard irer.tle good bve''-aw "the.UsL lingering look." and with heart filled with tenderness for the think we we warm !--.-...Oa. com ibe end en: little - . our short sink is face . . liearf, par don, aa- siaterof whose aociely -we began i-emtFoi oe rouoeo, w ;-r.. u.i.1...... I.,,,,,,,,;.. a ...t n,t Without inciinnlioft 10 teOse, and Olieo ri.-nrKsi.wr fun the ueeli,ia that had iu ourtuiosi. .. i , '. j-vJ-'i'ty '.' S,x months a fie, we were c. led agS,. say ..heu." t ihc. moiher, u.t, El'ta myself. Marywa. leaving us s hnppy fWlr.l.m.e.rtmen are tbeaalt.of the p'ret'y -irt, may be taid ta be the aog'i.1. From the Hartford (cann.)Times. FALL OF THE "OLD CHARTER OAK." I l,iri,inU....M rk..Un.v .1 it.n.. 1 a i.: fn ;.k . i..i. out crash during the great storm at qoartri be fore oue o'clock IhiH rnorninf , t A uuut 21.) Thi noble old free atood oponthe beautiful proiKiils of j Hon, Jisae J, 8iuit, late; the Wyllys"; estate, in tt1 southern part orthecity. About I life yean' ago, aorre ,)xys built a fire In the hollow ofihis tree, which bomtoatthe punk, and though Mf. was' feared that tbia woultf kill ileuen. a not the fact rrt-sti aeouta spiunn out he next sprinr, and Mr. Mart look cieat pains lo preserve this valued relio of the original foresta of New England, but mote especially in'eresting aa the tree tn which Ibe old British Chailer of Connecticut was aecreW and preserved. A- tbia time the hollow In the trunk of tbe old oak was so large lhat 9 (ra company of IWeniy-teven full grown men stoor! op in it loeelher -..:! .v-- Mr.. Sloarl bed a stout door nuide to shut np the eoirance, and he also placed tin caps opon the slpmps of broken limbs, and tor the past three or Tour year freah sprouts- nave grown upon moaf of- ttr limbs,-. tbonjb o' her limbs Were decayina.. At the time of i!a Ull, young and frch. acorns were growing on every par of it.- Thousands of people are viaiiirta- the tree, and bringing away suoh sprigs ind parts of limbs at Mr. Stuart prrmiia. ia f . - ' :' watebman Bulier.aava he stood at the head of the street at the time of the eraah. ' The wind tisd been blowing freshly from the north west Tor an hour or mor, He first bt-ard loud crack, and taw the Old Oak sawyipg in lhe breezei t crackling noice followed, then the erath-all within the ppace of half a mm titL.nft Ihf. fiimniia mnnarrh of the fnrnrt. whose history is so intimately entwined in that of Connecticut, aa prosliate upon the earth 1 One- thousand ytars ago, when it was in the prime of life when ita years wete half num- hfrrhd its far veacmng Drancnes hfl sportea m fiercer storms and moreswilt-wingea winds But now. since full two thousand years have miled and waned upon ifs 'youth, i's prime and Hi decline, it ana become gray ami ue- oreptvtiul Hill w it tenaoioit of : life, itttill eltinr to the, Joreiv. spot 'winch gave it biria by lis tar reaching roots, running a long way up inlo tlio beautiful hillside and downward to lhe sharp eat below; Pirmly, f, proudly, tbe Oak atood, seemingly-, conscioua .that Na ture bad marked, out for Us own accommoda tion one of the'.'mosl enchanting retreat in the Stale, 'and that destiny bad accorded to h a notable end eterlaaiing hialorio page ii the I lory of Onneoiicul one of the patriotic aod original thirteen Slatee of the Union. ,. ;- ; Proudly it had atnod, a Rd when tottering with age and reduced lb riviere shelf df a few inches, by the eleady inroads of Time itself, it still clung with fondness to the Moved spot on which it had wilnrtsed the decay and down fall of many of ita awocialee-tbe pall, and the- Dioouy-wars 01 m ren man. anu tnereq man-a deoay--ih birth a.ld death of reneraVohs oT,- iu, whose ax bad cut away its radee of the olden time. Bat! Ing a fair exterior, it' wos Inwsrd Id hito ms towering com tt-hilfe rrf-rvinir ly wasting away, and wsa obliged to yield and fall m a slorm far less severe lhaa many, thou- aands that bad preceded it., ' . Be lore Governor, AV'yllys came lo America, he sent his steward forward lopreprre a place for bia residence. Aa he' was rutting away the trees upon the hill side of the beautiful "Wy Hy'aTlace' a deputation of indians came to him and requeued lhat he would spare thia old hollow Oak. They declared lhat it had been the guide of their ancestors for cento-, riea." It was spared, to fall thiailny, having,. finally yielded to the process Of natural decay, The tree measured thirty-three feet in cir- enmftrence at the bottom, and it has broken! , off ide so s' to leave eight feet of stump on one; e, "and ji feel on, the other the stamp mensurtnr twenty one feel in eircumfeieuce at Ha top.'' '" " f.i-;t: .-';. Romantic Marriage. nis bad ' .o to Mr (be and uj - a waa mr. A party of vounr ladies and gentlemen, say the Albany Jtnicier4oeef? went' out riding one evening lat ayek( and atoped et a tavern short distance from the city, .where they had f upper.. Afier 'which, they amused themselves by getting up a marriage. a squire; wnowa at the place at the' time, .was called on and mained a coup.e. Everything appeared l off as merry as lha 'occasioh required; :'The biidr appeared tot be delighted with her new li lie. and the groom was, evidently,, nevet bet- tt ntA.p.l u-ilh liimaelf in lhe u-nrl.l. The pany returned to lhe city towards morning, and it waa --'with" great telufctanee lh oasled with kw lair bride.' line.: conao ed - The poor tvirow oy Ml ing turn u.wouiaeswnni be, olka, .0 have e.n wake op in, the morn. ber. over droll of ' ' im- .mr. uo- ing and find him in the-house, and that he better wait till thenexfevenmg. With great leiuoiance neiuuuHiicu. . t jiy : -i The next evening, however, found him her dwelling, but, Ibe bnde, instead ol being there to receive net lord ani master, had ken shelter in her bedroom, and. forbade entrance. She, it anpes.s, had taken a sober second If ought and came to the conclusion that' i lie would rather enjoy sing le-bte'sfdneis lor a w bile longer. Th poor groom, dejected an& broken-hearted of course, bad tn retire from the field. . Sundry messages have passed bet ween. the pa i ilea aince then., but bow it .7 hey aftet to terminate we are unable to say. fairly aud legitimately married 1 plain, all we oan learn. The alTaii baa oaused eon- siileiableexcitement in certain circles in town. The lady iayoung.beautifuf and accomplished, Tbe gentleman is quite good looking. ad nave ao aouot wouiu ipsa a goou uuiuanu. t he only reoieuy eli. boa is to apply 10 Legistatuie, but we bope she will think and acknowledge . the .gentleman; pledged; himself 10 be ber protector through lift, 10 be ker. liege lord., 'ioav tne way do'iU. , ,'.- .- ?!i.';.!-''t--,.1.1-1 f. bad lodiee by fn o- the with f ' na "the aj-''Jnmes do yoif love your sisterl" Sir.. ' y Ay ell, show m -how you .love The boy eipnu sun, not Knowing wnat 10 "James, , bow do i express my. love of rowhetf ' s"Obl you give hersome bojik bittl aiirtgotany.";. tTAh irishman' lately bought a: family ble, Ind, taking l home, made hi first in 11 thus; "Patrick O'Donohue born 836t aged three yeara." - .-. - v- -' '", , IrrThe young tnarfied couple who thought 'hey could live our love and moonlight,": there ia soma virtue id- baked bean's. For the romance out of young folks, fflarria.e tojis nearly as bad as a law uiu"'v " f 'l ue.yw, - ..if .... wiihl'BitwaaaoT viounair.-T i yoa ic mi Wlin come 01 marrying a wiuow. : iu bbru 't't... tiune. lhat ia thr anlv Wav to prevent lo-1 en,f .thtoMig ""'.fa ?' 'Even thai won'i bride I IXmed e crusty olVb.cf.elur! eorlh, '".he'll not only prnUCMi'im, bdtlay i would te too ;-fHl for yo. ' .f .... Regularly Sold Out. During tbe month of Jeauaiy ' 1850 wtile .'a'onniBK eune ouuer nonac, in mwiwi City. kulllorPie,. 1 acciden'ally ovrrlietru a conversation between two' gentlemen, one of whom was from New York city, and hsd been j in lb country nearly a year, aod the oilier bad just arriwi, ..,...':..;'. ' ', , . . ! The now eoirerwas lamenuns 111a tonuiuon, anf bis folly in leaving an abundance at home, and. especially: two beautiful daughters who were juat budding Into womadhood when be askeiUhe IJJew Yorker if be bad a family.' . "Yes sir have a wife aod six children in New Yorkf-and I never saw one of them." i After It l reply the couple, eal lew mo: menis jn silence; then tbe interrogatory again commenced! ( '. .' , Was yoir" ever blind, sirT -i j-'r f: 'No, eir r - ' ' " 'vii,.v s,i "'Did yo marry A wWow, siit'd. vc? ? ,,fNo, jiir.y ( -,-m-i. -.Ti',k. ;-j AViu a miuciftaiix iwi.;i ink 7W y.A . -,f .ml i childn-n . hvinir in New York,"and eerei saw one ot theuir 'Yes air- 1 so slated it.' ' i,fc-..inn,n.nnriin.: Thi.n the Interior, .eiio inauiredi - . v 0 . " . iu. u t trii ihaf tftit nmvmw caw nn w xtmu It vm Binf ws fwii . v nfihrmf - ... ; t i . W Km ' tvooi Ihdk racnrtnl 'iMtdt atf thtvm WAR fw.,. .fil. 1 ir. r 1 " - V . v. 'OM ebl and'a generat laugh fofloweBi-and after that the New Yorker was especisliy dia- .. ik. uhn k.,i hmA ... .kit. Yankee Notions. About Girls' Names. ,. Iftqu'ere vny precise man and wish to'be of what you get, never marry a giilJ hare the autheiiy or tbers4 than fan M an eerta named Ann ! for w Lindley Murray and . others', igdeGnite .eiliote.',,.-. w t,,... . If you would like to hare a wife who is "one of thousand," 'you should marry sn Emily 01 Emma; for any printer can tell you that "ems'? are Counted by thousands.' -: If you do not wish to have a bustling, fly about wife, you thould oot marry any named Jenny,. for any cotton spinner knows tlutt ieoniee are elwaya lurnlng.i ' - ; ' k 1f yw have e wife' named Cordelia, you should never drop any of, y'J' eld acquaint- for he who has the deal never tut. The most incessant writer in the-world is! be who I bound to Ad a-line. 0, 'j ; '- .- ? You may adore your wife but yon will be ampaased in love when your wife is a I ora. Unless yoil wouliT have the evil one for a falher-in law, you should Mot marry a woman named Eliza, fo the dgvil i tbe father of Liee (lies.) .'.r : '; ,;'.: ? ,r. If you. wish to succeed tn . life as a porter, you should marry a Caroline, and treat her Jy ainoiy wt so.iong s yon uo tnis, you wu. b- r l T ' . - My -tfc--m?r! pr.neiples, and no would eat gamble for 4t-ld..aUiJl bave not refused to take Bel. - " '' ' Fancy Agriculture. JTo Brtek mp a Form. Early ia tbe spring aa soon as you have laid in a supply of the best ploughs, hariows. takea, hoes, Ac, em , ploy ae overseer, amiapend Jhe balance of tbe year at the faprinas if you are fashionable: not, go trotting around two or three counties, trying to see if tbere is anypossibi chance getting tbe nomination foa next August cart- vasa. B) these means your furm wilt be bro- ken ud in s surprisingly abort time. ... i .". Cheap way of Fattening Hogi.Ti!iiti Ihem -into your neighbor'a corn field every nighf.? 7oie to Curt eoar HorteHheut km. , r,A ,If your land appear worn-out and ovt-lto worked, you may-be sure you've harrowed feelings loo much. . r: To gel the most work out efyoor hands,! : keep Ihem out of your pockel. Yankee No Iwiii. j t,,,,:-; The Proposal. a to i 'Wilt thon be mine the. lover, laked,- Aaoenuing on rrn mra,. ; . , . tier naiid wunin msown, ue ciospeo, ':t 'Be mlne. Ohf Wont voir: plenief thd maiden blushed and luroed b head,! . Uet feelinga to euppresar ',.,;:,, .yls with a faltering voice she said,'., , EMMA. meriy oi jeueri-oii coumy. nraraiwia grnom"me Pani of Hopt-welf tp , Seneca Coun the . iy- union -,',-' ii.v'-i ,- MARRIED. On the 10th inst., in UiU city. by J- Leidy,-Esq., Mr, Benjhin Panze, for- . aimhb. ic ui . "-"'. """y"""'' ..i"" M had Jreext togetberl morm wlll flnd a liule Jack Frost among Tiffin Tribune. ta bur ia are (rAnnhforionaieclergyirian undcrb'olt rnrAniihrorinnataclerrvman iinderb'olt give out kjiymn in whieri lhe word ocoarred) lioi as ne oouid not get noiu 01 word, he reqTievea Jhe congregation to "lour veists end eoekdologer,"' '""' r" ilTA robuat clergyman meetinga1bysicton,f ran to hide behind a wall. Beint; asked cause, he replied, "it ta o long suce i been ill; that I am ashamed lo look a pbyst cian in tbe fece." jr. ."-: : . j. t: i''itcji(.i. -4';,''i Iromi Cauaar a BouSlc-Blr. Fremont, in hts ficial re nor I of bis- tiavela acrnss -the Rocky I Mnunlaina, gravely informs the Government that when oa one" of the -highest peeks .we caught a bumble-bee! On the 4tb ot.nekl Novcrabei be will eaten a l urur, tne bel ies wbo to ; "Yea her." oo, your bill; Bi entlVi Bep temberjO, i . 1 ' find l king thhik rrSonny, wbo Is your father?" . ..... t.L:.nf. ... ' vr.Maio"-' ?. -t. v,.r . "What Jenkins'! ......,.; ., , ; "Tbe Jenkina that kicked you yesterday ssslrtg' our aeivant girl." " ' ' "- It is Unnecessary to aay that the .examina tion stopped here.-, xu : ---);; ?,ri 1 II .,.-' - ST'TbanksP' rpnttertd our bachelor friend, "no more woman in Hearen theycan igei Their hoop are ao broad; they will have the hroud rotd! . None ef these fashionable cad ever crowd mrougo tne narrow gave. something tn mat.- j IT A, ' Wrrrr Torr.-At a laie firemeo'a sunnel it Burlington, tdward Bradley the followina loasls '-i.aaieioi 00, iio Breaiea' bucket. iaowa', and, likd-fire men, delighted in tbe exhibition of their , i .. i.i u. ' . .tf? i l' I r tTA Scbeneotadweditor.describing the ferta of a squall upon a canal boat 'when the gale was at ita highest, th lunate era It ketied to-ihe larboard and-, tunaie erau aeeieq k-iiio ,inwra em . . - eapino anu auumer gisb. ui uwey ra her . . . .. .,..,.. i,,.,.,. , r . j., wb., js'l yh'll be glvin'W tr : forVakr.it thia' niorniQ-f -Why. P.d..; . to b. sur..'"Och; te'-lhe dev.l your f-.b! Wh.t'a: : tl,ia' ye've done - W f . Uie u.cUkU ktougot ye. last u.Shl!'' BULLY FREMONT. .This following 'ill show Id tfiel.porfnern inert llmt there are other bullies besides Brooks and, that. J..' C. Fremont ie. bne of them, the only iliflTereBfe I. that Brok whipped bis man fur tclline a lie. and that Fremont struck Foote, for telling the tioib. footewaa t greve Senator at the lime of lhe ffntr, ana nolliing was said about jr. ' We suppose that it was for t hereason that Fonte was considered a matt able telook out for himself.1 Mr. Sum ner waa a poor sickly fellow, not weighing more than 200 lbs clean pork, and deter vril the sympathy of hi northern, brothers. THE FREEDOM OF DEBATE. m T n oot ako i ri.ht uirriu.j.TT . Tbe.clnUI t raised by the Yrieil ' of Fremont on account jfihe alleged vioiiou of the free dom of oebate by southern men bos' induced the Platndealer to reproduce from it columns of 1850 an incident in the short senatorial ca reet of Colonel Fremont which forcibly illus trales bisfitoeisas tbe candidate ofths shriek The difficulty between Senators Foote and Fremont Igrew oui. 01 mo circumsunco man rooie cn&rgen rrenioni.in ma senate, wun seeaing legislation in reterense to -ine goia mince-.tor 1 t hJk aire, nl hit Aien rptiaif iluinlairdi U l h i " - v. v ivww imkoik t u,,. v - , - . . 1 . LFicmom pronounced lei.ve..; nncrwarus icey I 111 I UC B II l Viles lUUv'r V lie II K ifjlliuut atiUVr1- Foote and brought blood. 'They were Imrne- diately separated by Sioator .Clarke. vtubser He..r riC.iWu..uu,wv. . i, -,....;.h mandin a relraelion of. the language used by ,m,n oepaie, 10 oe agneu in me presence 01 jwiioesses, snu a coaiiengE now waa leu 11 ue treiuseii. .t. , -,-.-c. . T Mr. Foote declined to sign.the paper, but ddreaaed a note Inreply to Fremont, iisclairn ierta'n nr lerition if giving anf persona, of- ""r" ; "6V I ' : !b, f"of both parties ( him in debate. considered this satisfactory to fremont, but, at his ii.stnnce, the note of Mr Foote wossubmilied lo Colonel Benton, Who consented to tbe arrangements The following card is the result. -. , v,.- WASHINGTON, September 28, 1850. "A X3o.-Tlie undersigned are authorised onefto state that llw-difficuHv-between the Hon, H. S. Foote and . tbe Hon. . C. Fremont, growing out of certain expresaiona used by the former in relation to Ibe Cali ormo bill in-tbe Senate last evening.-haa been adjusted saiis ances, tactorily :and honorably tq botb. Ihose gentle men. Signed A. C. DODGE. WM. GIVEN. HENRY W. S BLEY. RODMAN M. PRICE. THOMAS H. BENTON. Tbe following extract of a letter written by cy, BeDlon, a few daya after Hie, election Ujw)0fj d publi,he(i , 1Ke gt. iouis pen) 'r,lMi w:u -;n. ii.,i k. orat, will b, read u uh MnteieStby every iriend-or tkDsmtia iMu .:- It is a complete vindication of the good . faplh with which Col. B. supports the nominees the Cincinnati Convention, and ag snch, publication is but an act of justice to hior and his friends. We hope, too, there are those in the ranks of tbe onnosilion who may Drofit by the matured convictions of a man whose ill opinions they hsve so lona been accustomed to regard with: a feeling almost amounting of reverence. , , v .' -. . After recommending a withdrawal of the Electoral Ticket nominated by his friends, land a'tlrih arid cArdist snnnort of the' ticket nominated byrthe anti-Benton Democracy; laay , . ,. ;,, , , ,f .. . , .. .;, . I -, Tbere is a desien here, on the nart of some. put up an eleotoral. ticket for Fremont, ils I about which no one speaks to" me, as I have I character enough to -keen -.at a distance, that class of persons who, dishonorable ihem- selves, coma approach a man with a dishon orable proposition." But my sentiment known, nd that I should consider such a step aa injurious under every aspect mortifying rremoni nimstii, from , ibe amall vote which the ticket would receive and injurious to puunc, oy aggravating the' ectionl feeling which now atrava each half of the Union agairml lhe other.. ; I. was opposing be bring out of Fremont, for nearly half a vear before those who charge me with promoting it knew of any such design. .' There are ease in which public duty rtsea above personal consideration, though -there are a great - many- people cannot conceive , it possible, . Thus, when supported" Jackson, (with whom! had been ill terms,) thirty years ago-, the ' sordid motive ol.oUice was assigned fnr it; now, when I sup Dort Buchanan, fwiih whom I am on ill terms KdfapSort " ' V" V"m Cpalle thUl to ed and pairiotii family, lhe aame class of persons 'can but lalsebood- ana treachery themselves of. anything disinterest- to e and patriotic, thry believe other lo doxologye'lPal,y. ao, and attack with base mbiives, ttw ii " uw -cuimit-jiieu aiiig'" vnn puiii.ei rnorein-f,; i XKJol,.. Look this Picture. - ihel - Ei-Presidenl Ysn Buren and son support navr iiucnanan. ; s ;. u of be V 4 for rn. logo I - gave me Ex President Harrison's taona support more ot Buchanan. . ,. .".. Ex-PiesidenlTyler and sons support Bocba nan " : -'?'". 4 v Bx-Preajdenl Fillmore oppose Fremont. President Pierce aupiorts Buchanan. ,: John C- Calhoun's sons support Buchanan Daniel Webster'a sons support Buchauan Henry Clay's sons support Buchanan. "' CottimoUore Stewart (Old Ironside!) supports oucnanan. ,. i -. rj -v ,;t ,.v' Commodore Perry supporsBuchanon. ' .jCoramoiKe Stockton opposes Fremont'. ,. Geneial CadwaladM supports Buchsnsu. a-Oenera) Scott oppose Fremouti--'- : '1' i. v Col. Benton aiipporta Buchanan. Rufua Cboate aupporta Buchanan...,; . '; new look oat TUia. v William, II. Eeward support Fremont. . Horace Greeley aupporta fremont. -" Henry Ward Beecber aupporta Fremont.' i Frederick Douglas aupporu FremonU i Thurlow Weed aupporta Fremont... . TbaddeuS Stevens supports t remont Slump Preacher Tyng aupporta Fremont. s And ail' tba Aboliiioo. and. Anti-Masonic crew, aoaa.;', .. ef- sfjyv' unf,.rv the ' Youne Anisica. One Saturday evening, little boy not over four year of age, while in I down Broadway. N. Y.. waa stohried cowd of men sealed in front'of the Broadway ... a.,. t ... . . i , i i me v.. ...... .-...,.w..t tk. r.nin ,n. a nnetit fr,.r!e .1 wil. in . -j..... ...,. , ."Son ny, doe your mammy know, 0u.T" - f - - - ; ; - ,' fish. The little felldw eery coolly answered:- wid Ve. air. try.m. gave me three cents monkey-art. you for sale?" ami passed lleavmg lhe crowd convulsed with f.i.ttt.'. A Picture of Disunion-From [...] Jackson's Farewell Address. ;t.' , i I bfeweii adJiem t i ounnlataace. upon atftitnig from ibe PieSMleney, lhe paino', . Stairsmnn, and Hem pi Uitt :riinnii-r k.'" Vyhai have )o lo giiiH by o-vimin ainl ' iiaa.nionf Delude hot yonrelve wuh lhe hope lhat ILe breach once r'-l-. would lie af- -lerwur.is easily repaiiel. Jf U,d Uouju is out severed, the aepaiaiioo jll siow 6Kter aod wider, and the coiitrover.nea w Inch are bow debnied and se;bkd in (he hnlU of iepts!auni. will be tried in the field of ba'tleaiid deler- mintd by the sword. Neither should you de- . otivw yourselves with" Hie hon; tout the fj.al, line 0 separation would be the pennant tine. - ,9 '. wal iiitereslawouls ull be found thete, and UtichaMeued. ambiiiun'.And ii the.' . I collecHon of common dangers ii; wtieb tl.ti - people of these- United Stntea bave tOod sii'e 7" by vide aeaiuvt tbe common; foe-iln ffc-morr v - of viciorus won b then; unikd volor ihti prosperity snd bajipiniss.Ihey . imt fnjoyn, under the present Conslitutipn; if all theaw ' " tecollectionsand proofs of common interest sia . , not strong enough to bind us loeitiei oa 0110 people, wiiai tie win fioiu unnto me pw q, - visions of empire, wheulhese bonds have been, broken and Ihia Cnioa -dissjlved t - -t i e firtt ,v; line.of separation would not last 'long,,- new ; , fragments would be' torn.: off Uew .leoiera t-' would spring upr-end this great and g'orioua . ' Republic would soon !e brnketv int a mull 1- s - Vjdeof petty Stas, armed for mutual aggrea ' lion loaded will) taxes to pay armies and "-t 'esdera seekingeiu against- each other from - , foreign ptwera insnl'd aiHl trampled fperi : by lb nations of., Europe until, haiiawed , spirit, they would be willing lo cuupjit to ibe ,, dyoiinifq of any (uiljtnry auvenlurer, and lo, " surrender their, jibe ri yat the sake of lepost." - .'f From Wehster's Reply to Hayne. 'fWbenmy eyes shall be -itirned to behold fut the last .lime, the suit iir btaven. may I - nnt see him shining on ibe brokeasitd disbort- ored fragments of a voce glorious Ulimr on. , States diiaevered, discordant, belliferent our a land rent with feud, or drenched, U may be, in fraternal blood. Let their ;Jnst feeble and lingering glance, rather, behold the- gorgeous f'a" ensign of the Republic.; now known and honi';, ored Ihrougkout the earJb, still- full 'high ad- ' vanced its orms and trophies siieammg mi'-, ibeir priginal kjlre--oot- a'.ririe erased or ; polluted, nor a single, star obscu red--bearing ; fur its motto no such-mi-rb;e iotefrogatory , aSf.What is all Ihia.worlb fnor thote worda , of, delusion and folly, Liberty fill, and . tlio ; Union afterwards., But every where spread . - all over in chamcters of, liyir.g light btuzing " on all itf ample, folds,, a they -float -joysr the sea and over the land, and in turry wind un der the whale heavens lhat Rlher senltmenl. dear lo evtrytrue Ameucnn, beark Liberty in. r ' ' ...i n uiiiuii, uotv nnu luievcr, oue auu iiiscji arable.". 4 ' ; .:;1' ' ... The Prospect in Michigan. in . of I's to be all A cwrespoudtnt of lhe New VorkDay Bdbk writing from Michigan, sajs , ' " I hove recently bad occasion to travel thru' 'Micbigaa v various dia-'ctlow, ttoppi-fig at most of the nrin' ipul towns, and beirig pretty familiar wirth the politics of '.hol 'Slste, 1 feel somewhat corripeieut 10 iidge of?-llie result there in November. In the--Southern -pattrAl. , the State, cpuiilits that would have given Fremont (torn one' to two' thousand nixjority three week ago tiavee'nanged so muchthaYit isdifficulVtB get a bet jbai ,e wiH nowet, even a majority. v,The. ceBtral..aud northetn,, portions ol the Stnte' are largel) gilrmncrnlio and reliable, and I think you may ssftly "put1 down M.tcjiigaii, fof ,Buchansriv JThe, whol . ;, State and. CoiigrtssionsPtTckei'wiH. wrtlWul -7f doubt, be elected. The, democracy ihete will in a few days.'Vjpen tbe , Caipdigji in earnest,--- ' : when you. may rely on having the mot tn- ' . couraginy accQuoia from tli eWolverine St"e. There will be no Fillaiorelltliet m if.e fiel I ;:, ti en, consequently thqussnds of. ibe Old lino Wbig have already enrolled Ibe'rnkeives, nJf are doing good ' service undir tbe Buchanan' bonner. ;' '' r," "' . 'Much has lieen said about IheGerrrian vote" " in Michigan, but from careful inquiry among' intelligent' Germans I am" dispi sed to believe that there has been but little if any Change' among that' population." It is true that Some of the political' refugfeea have, afliliateo with' the Republicans,' but tbe; great rrwsi of" the1 German population is thoroughly Democ'rafiiA? I can haidly ee b'-S'w this cau-i be' otherwise, '". since. there is a fusion of AbOlniouisls.'Free!' soilers and Know Notliings in that Stale, nnrV 11 is uimcutt to. conceive how a German, or any olher adopted Citizen, Con evet so far fur- get Ms own in'eiests aa to vote fot ot . wi'.h Know Noihings. ' ' 'v ' ' '- are to lhe who I On "see be all ' Fir- ! . ' -' , s-::;.- , rlf Vt'hAt "Hzaa" DfiiesiiS oh'' Savs. TI,; "lion tsrner," who is on travel, with his eni mala.'Wia at jVuk'eshaf W,i few dUya ago; A great maay "shengbkia" 'sayav the Pfsmi '" dealer, , golliercd around him, and inqjirtd what he tfiought of Fremont's ptospecls,, ", t-, itc n,.cu uiui, nc was nu puuuuidu, anu . took no pail in poii;ics; 1 hoi he was formerly a Whip, but he 'got o badly footed ih Vol Hig for Scott, thothe had never voied.einoe.f'. ui ' "Well," says one, '-you are traveling all the time among the people, and date a O'tofl opportunity . to Icaru. Uio Iteling among , tbe masses," . .... .. . , ;. , - "Thai ia true," replied Dnesbnch. ; ,'-f tep and hear a great 'Ceil, and f hofire among the crowd) -wherever a vole ia taken', it often eiendalwo to one for Fremont., i !.( - , . A 1 1 Ii ia t h e S It a n h a is, ii f cou ne, corum e n eel crowing, and all confidently asserted that the vote mm i:hi woiirn oeaDom inessme tntng. After hearing their boasla of tuetr expected ma joiitiea ip the d!iTerent.Sties...$av.Drjesbueb; "ou must remember lhat lhe producers, tbe laboring classes;'sre iict' traveling at (his sea son ef the year, 'bof every mother' son if them will be eat on election day; and,; juatias sore as James Buchanee, Jives, be :wiU e yie next president. . , ' . .. .. ... , go by s .)..: . . said you'rt W - tobnj en, JJ"A country editor received ttie following 'top my paper. . t ' -j-m i l ?'lttriiirt.l hrve lookeu carefully- over your paper for six months, for the death of, a" individual I was acquainted with, but as'yet not a tingle Sob 1 1 'care aboBt'"tiss droppe'oSoff. xon will pJeaie.haye roy aawe erased.'? gT'-Miss Dubois, nliet is your.opiuion.of the Weather T' I tfiink it' in tends to cltat Dd ydu agree with ine ft' - -. -i-i r-t "I do, indeed, and w ish some folka wotild follow the weather's example, and clear too." Mr. ScoBeld seized ins hat. and has not been. seen in that street since. ' :: "'''," ITA waggish apeudthrift aaid-5"Five yea re ago I waa not worth a cent iq the world; now aee where I era through my own exertions." "Well, where are you f '"Why 'owe more than three thousand dbMkte.. ! Ifc l 'r rrvir . I""1" - Svt Daaasv Wir. On one of the New York down-town negro thurchea they ; have judi ciously eroblezoed lhe appropriate words of Scripture, 'J'he people that wt,- in dwiiicaa w e greet light,''. ..- . : ItrA jailor had veoeiveil atriot otAt-n Ho, tn keep any prisoner io eolitary Cohfineaient Once When be bad but two in charge, on ea caned, and he waa obliged, la consetjuence, la ' kick th otArr eut a door, to comply wi'h lhe regulations .-.' -- .- -,.; vm ,.i,.. ' trA1 lime boy, While' wriihina; naoW th lonure of an ague,': waa void to we p ami k powder which .had been prepared luf him. Powder? jwder!' aaid he.rmjio him "H on one ellw.w .- and pulling vn- a s5)i; ' atuliieis I awt gen.' ' -i ' ';.-.-' '