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bin melglarwbYur. HisbwI se me WvLL~ ovie E9b W heatheI i. ___ a -Y- I~ L ·~~U KIs hewi laain made me rw~Jece And In hs mle .eir nel ed ~r. The W~Wds today mhai-t hl. Uip Moo man The frie-nulabiti at his grip WOuld tin &be brana un amrw. He wills an* ld he was ma' prud. He laneist In leaerni rly. And yt4 JYce p-k· hl m ;rd ThsbsstoIthmama Airtemw. 'b .a nua t' A irtie Ilia wealh it was a' in his land. It i s a n tbe tLoth A imint W hbam~ wsr baAN l. His bher a mInie W* pity. He's dead kmit gmco thli% prind-C do' Fife. Munt- In his tlwrl) laaglhter; Pat. ala! thWe MUddle- 40 his lit.. Thatoiees with, kill Id ig afteir. His me-luora lne. tile numan I"q thie. Thai tiulge-rm brijil and1 Ulmaill. Just Uke a sar I. tall trir the sky. Whese rav suarvives Ilia ruin. A QUEENSTOWN JEHU. White waiting sue years ago for her inajesty' mail to arrive at Queenstown. there te meet the ocean greyhound upon which I was returning i.on a summer in Laurope. arccompanied by a friend, I start. ed o a a 'jaanting" trip through the eity Cove and its surounding hills. Our driver war a typica Covelle-ideed, t would seemn that the slang tem. "cove" appliedl to indlividuals of his stamp was derived rnom the quondam name of the Ilbte day Queenatown. since so many apeelesas of this class are to he seen up oa the docks of her beautiful harbor. The Map in wehich e Journeyed was quite suggestive of the famous one-horse shay, ead the melancholy steed that, on eeponse to the chirrups of our jehu, d.rgged us wearily over the rough roads seemed so blame that it excited our co.n met, sand led to a wager between ams as to the name to which the alnimal answered, when he aneswered at a1. "PI'l bet you a sovereign blh name Is Mickey." I ventured. "Inl heb a pound his name is Denni " retorted my eomlalpani n e unclonou dropping into what has since become a frenm slan phrase 'a I qgueried. "what is your lorhe's "That de yer honor." returned he. "Dennis or Mirkey, whichiver wan at F goes halves on yer winnin's." The e was declared off but Pat got his hlfeoveea for his wit. The owa mad him ecommuniativeand -e- e to regale us with esome more lr startling remeniseences, among whib he included an account of an es plesia he lhad onee witnessed the noise o[ which was "that loud It made mne so dae Oi eudn't hear it." e matched the oft-told story of how one of his countrysnen broke the news of a commadt's death to the bereaved wife by askuig her if the widow Maloney was I. by another which I suspect he evolved out ea his inner cocsciousness, and which was brie as follows: Pat called at the beuse t hib dead brother, having been warned o hhis coarades to do his work dselcately, and to prepare the widow's samd for what was to come before he ae quaintr her with her hereavemennt. "Top o' tr' nsanln' to yea, MissUe mx (artb." he btamn. "seme to ye. Misther McCune." "It' eas7rr Oi am for yes. Mimas. McCar tyr." "An' for whoy. ('d know ?" "Tl'' possther's dead." "Ye don't manes it? Well 01tort lolkely .Ala, i wasn't th' romster that dokI at all, at all. 'Twas the pig." "Tb' pig, is eut? An w ayre's tb' body r' "Tbhaye an't no hudy, belkase It wasn' the p m, unit the oukl cow that doled." 'l, no 'long wkl yea. Paddy McCuane. Pets that buat th' cow -grauIn' on th' grass ou at tre Tb' ould boss is live as nr av tes. k now that well, Minu s McCarthy behe.e that cow's outlived rer bonbar td Molke, what's lyin' dkl below, fornint Deannyr Burke's.". "Ab. Paddy, but you're a dhrlly flly to be lyin' Iolke that to me. Molke did O lis not. No &uek dourk*" It would not be surprising If Mr. Me C:une felt thatall his tact bad le enthrown away. hOur drlver, awacrding to his own state mnent, was acquainted with a young Irish man who had sought fortune if not fame In the western .heanisplwr., and cuneern Ing whom he was quite' olkitonus assumn nag that we had, of course, met with his emigrated frield. O'd olke t' bar well av the byre" he sail. "thgrhl ()I fear he** ane wronag. His poor motaer is a-hotlUrin heraelf out ttirellr ekase av bhim. forw .whune us, intleemn. thet bye wlht an' paid his tint In New Yark whihl his another at home was doyl. ' for a dlr.)a o' potce*n." Nuch an unprecedently delpraved course elicited our heartf.lt seyuluptllhis. When askdl it he had eve-r visited Lon don our uniquke friend oshervrl that he never had but oanec, and lthell only got as far as l)ublin. That lib lrusiness instilncts wre well de veloped Pat dem.onsltrated by olferiell to sell us hlis horse andl lar few two guineas. prom.nsing to keeis tihw turnout for us un til we came hack again. "And what will orli pay Is for the use of the horse Pat ?" I asked. "Two shillin' a wake less than you play me for dhriving himu," was the ready re rmr.5oclN. 'x course we meoeuoen unm on sne erns question, ansd elkicited the economically interesting statement that "rint wud be very heih' If he I Itkl it. hut as he oiover thou.t doitau )o he was not no sure that rent war so iniquitous a tax as sorme of his ultra brethren deemed it. Concernins his cart, he informed us conlldetntally that it had never hben new ; and to quiet our expressed fear that the horse wonid not live to met us back to the dock he assured us that Ihe had driven him "twinty years, an' he's never doled After parting with Pat we called back to him from the tender on which we were steamimun ot to the ship: "See you later, Pat" That depinds," be shouted. "Ona whatl" "Tbme te av day. sure."--John Ken drick .lags is Harper' Megesise for 5s L-. 11ey Maw a shark Sat tli. Clareaoe S. Ashford, attorney general of Honolulu, Hawaiian islabdse narrated an unfortunate inlcidnt of King Kala aku's recent birthday at the Palmer last evening. Mr. Ashford stopped in the city a few bors to break the monotonoub journey fro San Francesco to Boston. "The astives of the Hawaiian islands," sald Mr. Ashford, "are not the least mu perdMieus people in the world, and the eight tder witnessed Saturday afternoon, the lo at November, will remain Sn everlatlng 'hoodoo.' You sue, os iob was the king's birthday, a d, as BUlivas said to ElrPdi -e time * ** eomaUImma orment .Lt '' cone els the Me tivm Pf. P. A. an TameIl qi a welltt known areanst e In he Mtan-d a balloon aseenles and a paa e lap. the ear oe and av. the lanal tlooen the ropes. When he was earied up in the air te eonditions were such -th all threagt be would alib l oa laud. Whts be we brw einprd up to the cloeid he shouted: *I'll not latd more than a uarter of amile from the stand Ing point.' To a beight of about one Utouand feet the talllmn a tended steadily. Then a fatal upper cur rent blowing seaward took the air-ship over te water. Whets the balloon was carridl over the hbay the natives were quivering with fear. It looked like cer* tain death for the aeronant, and that In dicatie had luck for the Islands. The ex cited people crowded around the few who had telecopes and flassrleand propo ed all sorts of questions. Sud nly the Iprarchute war let loose and the has of gar shot up in tle air. Like ft well regulatedl uIbrella the wararhutie oinedw and tiee snan udesearndd gracefully toward the water Inearly a mile front shore. When about 1U4 feet from the nel face of tlie hay a c.ticerted,. weirni sriek wars iives by tel husnldreds of nativeo. Their keen eyes lhal nditovered onme cldaarr its thie water where the anial would land. It was a Mh.-ool of lhnrks*. Jun brfolr Van Tamsel stnrwk the wautr two of the mineasmnotslh an-seaters rollded over on their halksM and teurnesd their bhege lawr. One of the iharks gralhed Van Tarsel aloust lefore he I toched the water and ins a couple of gulps the man was swallowed. No sooner bad he left hlis car than a crew front the stenner Zelandia started out to paik him up. They had to pull saome distance. and arrived at the spot only to see tlhe poor mn eaten alive. The heavy parachute went to the bottom at once, and nothing was left of the unlutcky seronaust save a small piece of c(lothl frons his cont sleeve anid one of his thullnhs. It was one of the utlont awful silhbts I ever witsseatil." "DId yoea see it all ?" a qiaerist ve<ntulred. "Yea. stree. Now, gentlesnens. won't you walk to the liar and Join me ?" "No. thank yous. We tahnk you've- had enough. Aittytag Kei Imtmgat.s.. It was about 2 o'clock of a chill morn ing when Mr. I presented himself at the door of a dentist inla the village of W., and, after a series of thundering knocks at the door, with a good deal of vigorous eer imse upon the bell handle, succeeded in bringing that genteman to the window overhead. " What is it? " asked the doctor. " Do you pull teeth ? " Mr. X demanded. " Yes, when I have to," was the reply. "Then I want a tooth pulled." " All right. Coene back in the morning and I'll take it out for you." "Can. e back in the morningt" ejaculat ed Mr. X. "What do you take ms for? Her I've been in torment for tbhese two days, and for the last two bour I'vre been hunting all over this coafounded town after a dentist, and mnow Ed like to have the .ob done at once if there s any way to The dentist at first demirred, but at last he consented to coae down and get the tooth out at once; and after a date in terval, in which he made his hasty toilet. Mr. X. was admitted to the house. The chill of the night was everywhere, hit X. was too inlent upon getting rid of the troublesome molar to mind that. and he was duly installed in the operating chair and an examination made. "Hold on there," X. said as the dentist ving satisfied l himself which was nhe traubaeson tooth, took up his forseps and forprepar work. "I want to take gas. This tooth has given me about all the pain I can stalnd from it." "Well." tie d(lsrtist answered. "the a is a little low, hbut if you insist I will give you what there Is. It will deaden the paia, though very likely you will feel it Ths conventional hreathmng tube or black rhhber was produc.l. and X. pro crredd to inhakl for dear life. For a m1e ment the dentist allowed him to pump his lung. full trost the gas reservoir, and theta, taking the breathitg tithe away. he quickly whipped in his forceps and whip pe. out the tooth. "I did feel it some," X. observed. when he was able to get his mouth in a condi tion which allowed him to speak. "Dkid ou ?' the dentist asked, symypa thetically. "Not much, I hope?" "Not so very much," X. replied. "Still I knew when It carme." WVhn a mnnment later X. prepared to pay his bill. and asked the price, he was sur prised to he told a sum which was so small that it seemed that a mistake must have twe-n made. "Bu.t is that all you ask for administer Slag lash" he asked. O')ih, less you." was te smiling an swer, "threm wasn't any gas there. I oely let Yo hbreath into the tube a little to mat ilrf your inu.maination." . dlid not at first know just whether to h. vexled or amused. hut wisely concludl ing that the latter was the better policy.lie weoded his way homeo chuckling, and got himmelf to hId as the streakn of the corn illng dawn Iweg. to show in the sky. Am Inveoluniary Tef. Frolu the IProvidenwe .I ,Journal. A curiom story is told of a rnoblery which oc·uMrred last eveningl. I)r. A. (). Robldiin was relieved of a costly gold watch antd eluall on thle rear platform of a car onl IBrMaIl street. T'here were lIve per soon on the Iplatform I)r. Robbins. Ik)pu ty ('hief of Police Brownl, the conlductor, anid two others. The watch was not mied unl til the dwotor entered a watch maker's to have his tinmepece met. Ti.e police were ntotilfed l d a desernption of the watch left with them. It was of ýold, ade lby Breitling sanklerich hat vLhs. Switaerland. for Dr. Hobbins w bn he was traveling abroad thirty years ago, alnd cost tOr. In alaswer to a carefully worded advertisement in the .tlletul. Dr. Robbins succeeded in meeting the young nan who had stood opposite the deputy chief of police on the car platfor.n. The young lann had unconsciously taken the watch frem the doctor, and from him the doctor recovered it. When the doctor boarded the car be tween the deputy chief and the young man his watch chain caught and took a turn around a button on the young man's coat. The watch war dragged from its place in the doctor's pocket without dil turbin its owner. The young man di- covered it dangling there after the doctor bhad left the ear, and was a ood deal sur prised. After some conolderatl he de c-ded it would not be wise to ask for a claimant for a valuable watch among an Indilcriminate company of people, so he pocketed the timepliece and advertised for the orwer. Oly OCe Tisblag LmekLag. Frn Texas Siftings. (Mr. Jone had narrlied little Johnny's -nakk.n aunt, and they were at the wed ding lweakfaat.) Little Johnny (to his grandfather) : "When are you going to begin on him. grandpa?" Grandpa: "Be. nin on who, Johnny?" "Oh, Mr. Jones. I heard tell rlndma be wouldn't be so bad ifyou onld put some brains in him." Breakfast was aal.bed without Johnny. CHRISTMAS HINTS Looking ad planning for Holiday Gifts is the work oftbe present. We cordially invite the preliminary vie It of Inspectieo and wish to impress you with the robust fact that we have no old styles, no shop-worn goods to force on you at high prices. Our stock is all new, and large additions will be made to it in the nest ten days. J. MERRILL & CO. Opposite Bank. From this day and date henceforth there will appeareach week in this column something new and to your intersts in the way of Cloth ing. Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps and Gents' Furnishings. Al ways look out for SpecialfSales, as from time to time we are bound to have them. ESTES & CONNELL Guarantee to save you from to to i5 per cent. on their new line of Clothing if you will buy from them, as they have bought at prices which cannot be reached by competition, owing to the fact that they buy in larger quantities and carry a larger and better se lected stock than any other store in Anaconda. They have the new est and latest styles and designs of Cloths direct from New York in their TAILORING DEPARTEUNT, Consisting of Imported and Do mestic Manufacture. A PER FICT FIT IS GUARANTEED or no sale. Now is the time to buy your Clothing, as the stock is new and not broken. Call this week and examine our goods and prices is all we ask. We have recently secured the sole agency for Stacy & Adams' Fine Drel Shor In men's wear, and as this shoe has a world-wide reputation for style. finish and durability, and being the Best Shoe for the Least bMoney it will pay you to look over our shoe stock. A splendid dress shoe can be bought for $2.50. We are also selling a shoe for $2.75 that we guarantee you can not buy else were for less than $3.50. Our S3.5o shoe is a rattler, and we will also save you $1.o0 a pair on them. Right & Richard's Shoes, which always sell for $5.oo every where, and are hand-sewed, we will do them up for $4.oo a pair. We have a good line of nailed and unnailed shoes for heavy work, and the prices are right for you. The boys are always pleased to show goods and prices, and they are certain at the prices you will get that you are bound to buy. Inspection of our stock is cordial ly invited. ESTES & CONNELL New Blacksmith Shop, O0 eBock West of Bstes Q Comnell's. A"'' KINIMt .. REPAIRING DONE On short notice. ('arriage anil alelghs Ieamed In ther est U4t) le at LowesLt PossIbll Pri. Horseshoeing a Specialty By FRANK HAMILL, Who thoroughly uaderstamds .ll the diseass peculiar to the feet. Trotting. Runnal e and Tralaag Plates iad in the most aplmw.ed style. Ulve us a al ama lear our prkes. R. P. BURCH. BLBGANT FURIISHED ROOIS THO DOLM OHICO. Manl Street. NeS Vrat Ananada, MRL IN TH I)wTRIC(T (COlT OF TIIE OOUNTY oI Deer .a l . Mtate of Muntana.-la the natter of the of Kubhariste I'Peloasr 4e easeu d order to show amu why ortr l le reat esta shouk sot be tmad. Pierre I i the administrator of the estate itt El Irloauler. deteased, hatlua Igled hsl hemrei peailng for an order of sale of theI e tate of said derkeent, feer the purposes et forth, it I stherefore oordered by the eut. said ceurt that all Pers inLteresteld e tate of wale deeased hefore the ISti - trlct .ourt om M1oe lythe 7h oy" of Ja.Iuary i to, at to a ek.kl In a. forrOmn of saki day. a thIe court roum , mat! lLtrkt Cou(rt, at the mcurt house in said Oeuay of _ eer limge. sho amse why an o der should not he rnut a the said lhrre Irwma. to sell so much o seal estate eof the said deeaseld KuharistS as shall ben emmaryy. And that a copry - order te published cace a week for at Ilast use*sive weeks In Anaconoda tantarMl. a prmi~a d a publshed In said I taloe. Ld. UMr J. J. JACOBS, or siuTE, Hum eaabil hbd a bmeb .fee to A..umia e MONTANAW FIYIMlY I SAEWbmo am owb k wa~ fl ~mam Iam Ogee: 1eal, i. Leifhg k.w, 3mb-eL Rune. A.r 4. : Tl-T MONTANA, Anaconda, Montana. OPENED JULY 1. 1559. Ose o sbe hademet samd mem eemMgsa ap. pualed host. Ls the Ualed smares. TIheushF free£pao, sad prodded wth elsvaltes. eetri bells. are alarms, nmalag water. bathi sata heat, opMe res plsa sad all maodera oawa aesse.. Maoma on sdle aad elias*. Culeas ad $8.50 per Day Upwards. aeeordlia to as s. charaser ao ro DaL. HAIRAUGH. Maagger. lINERS, ATTENTION I EXTKA I fI DRS. LIEBIG &, CO. Permanemay located a BUTTE CITY At southemat Corner of Main and Broadway. Private KnUramee at s Broadway. LIEBIG WORLD DISPENSARY AND INTERNATIONAL Medical and Surgical Institute. S BU'T'TE CITY. Wontana. Ir. Libig & cr. are regular graduates in med (lrla t ot i-e an qwi' lptn - tluM- an oer) Nervous Debility, dIe of aerve ,t h ass or the bload, ( Gonor ineas and mricture) Ca red guaateed with 'lie meabnrhi l No time lost from bn Patiea t at a taaoe treated by tter an a. peas. lot a at the - mNervous system. a las affKid e y . Uravo r COnd IIheuIo l .Bu , R. amtlsa. Wri te. r Lusntrasd e DeamUEa, Club f Curvature ot f lgadd . Ear. akIa Olmre at Womem a spelr . Separate par lor he furla Vtimr M The only ' lede and aurgicdal Ila tate sa Mpeclaly of Private itmeases. All bloodalsoam ausseduly treated. o Ilius Poaisurn removed from te withou mercury New Keetemative Treatment for lIss oVial Power. Persons unsbie to visit a my be trerated at hroe eorresvondeaeo. eag1. meats seat b r exprusm Oce rsoa r InY pew ePrfvt Cfrad c ( suat us. or sed astory f pour case. we we send In plain wrapper our ook Free ni why t as eanot be eared o[ Special Nervous Jiseae.r, Steminal e ness. Mlpeflaalotrlra. imapoteatl. lr. Lkin &Co. armte o Uthe u dr sonsiblet left Il aaa slas t 06ck hours from a to s and? to " p. mE. or by SInv mrater l Y in al " 9 FRASER & CHALMERS MINING MACHINERYI N.eW mmal.. Dom. La m bmgs. £ aui e agmd. shsas d W. Me . -mp-.i*mD IImm s1.. wU.e, '3 HOISTING ENGINES Geared and Direct Acting, Pr.p-.alg and Deetems Wises. a dMs O IMPROVED AIRF COMPRESSORS, --IAND-- " Wire Tramways. Trannin Mlachi es and 3ania Coueasentrto Electric Light Pla l. Aets for. Ranud Rock Drlls and Coapw..erm, Otis EbItators. K=aowl Pumps. Ront BloDmwers., gelan Douglas Saw Mills. P.ansvlvaaI D"somd Drill and Mt. Co. Darewanathb Heates. SHAY PATENT LOCOMOTIVES, Unit.d ..as Eletr U ius Co. 1 e Lige Co. w Ia,.. MachinY Tools.d Muas .aiming Valves. -e - L. C. TRENT.n ,T LA[E CITY, 'TAN. GauAL. WMrrlsW MANAGsU. -0 Solo Weste.n Agents Sfo Tyler Wire Works Double Crimped Mining Cloth. E. C. FREYSCHLAG & CO. LEADING SHOE DEALERS. Bart & Packard ad Laird, Schober & Iltthoel's FINE SHOES AND SLIPPERS. CLOSING OUT SALE " -or- 4 CLOTHING FURNISHING GOOD8. SCHo0Ec I MITCELL.ý. Desiring to close out our entire stock of Clothing and Furnishing Goods and handle nothing but Boots and Shoes exclusively, we will continue our sale of Clothing at. Actual Cost until every garment is sold. If you need a suit, a pair of pants, or an overcoat. See our prices before you buy and save money. E. C. PRtY-SCIH ILRG t CO.. Next Door to Bank. - - - - Anaconda. Mont. If s warn MArg M4News paper s Mre Stag of Montaa, suscribr for The Standard. Its rates are ten dollars a year, tree dol lars a quarter, or sr a month. DOORS. The Estes & Connell LUMBER CO. lariut oa gt imrtumt d Ibw r kw Le Cqt. LATl, SDMMI , WINDOWS AND MOU. IGN( ALWAYS IX STOCL. ILL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED. woes rn a., .awwso rS e"moia. Awww'MoYk.mLuLa. 10i WOOD a aor.. *z wA O .Waa