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in i d w ier n subwe w om n Wb S "
am b. rn-eml .Id wemam wq u minmir
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ukaor. sher, bb~ Me hed donm At
owlem es,-~j nhada"bos bas onseawd
3m ,- UL m m ob w so" wa o * *buo hON
in ;Whuý"-as PM -- Won, in dw
air mA d the hlles SW1 '@A paihe a t1he
bow too wooused to oh
the tr 'llod- mas but am reftwed to be
pIated until hbr humlim. bhd bees th
i 8 tioat dw a she had
okkow~k u ndoW where sho
gaied rthe Ocar wfitb the lok of a per
am who had beves satched fsm the jaws
The conduetor theU bpa an in
t'o. Suddenly theats r out
not thbl i in tm i e coal-box. There wu
a look of bhavig met and captured the
enery on the conduetor' faee as be
-sI d the ear-book and quietly raied
But onl the silent, dusky lumps
of coal met bhi astonished gam. He cloed
the box with a hang, while the horror that
comes bfrn the fat suspicion of "Jans"
cmpt over him.
Suddenly be umnped back and looked
down, and wellbe might, for the vora
clous growl o l la ll doC was beard at his
feet. But be maw nothin lthere except te
company' hbarred trap or catcbnlg the
change that falls from the band of pIM
nI b-ft -164--A- -0 6 - - I-a arm Air
Them the chirpinr oa birds was beard
above his head, and the whole car was
transformed into a canary cae. Another
instant and is was a small African forest
of howls and crie of wild beats. The
conductor looked at me, but only the al
ernatin stae of perplxty met his gase.
A convetioan haing got 'em" was
eettlin on hb ace when he noticed the
edfes of a qulasteal smile creeping up
above the coatcollar of the man in the
ulster. Then he "tumbled." He asked
the man If be were making that noise and
was answered with a burm of laughter
that could not be controlled any longer.
The gentleman would not live his
name, but said be was a well-known en
triloquist and had traveled all over Ene
land and Europe giving exhibitions of hbs
art. He apologised to the conductor, but
said there was a certain kind of women be
met in his travels that always excited an
uncontrollable desire in him to sprinr a
menae-rie under them. He got off at
PACTS WORTH KNOWING.
Thebe ae 7S10 Ibeanguaume.
Watehes were rsut mads In 74.
A barrl ot rio wlehes m3 pmmdus.
The averae humnan lMb I.1 yeam..
A barrel o sur weigh. 1s pound..
A arrel o pe. weighs 0D poundb.
The frset esel pea was made aIn 18..
A hurrine moves S mile. per homr.
The value of a ton od algUlve is $ U,00.0.
Thb Srt lclier math was made In L1a.
The Sust Iran ea-mhip was built in
Modern needle. Sait eame Into me lI
h were Ste hult la n ylad in
rt bhoer rallrad was built I.
wies have to be renewed
eveep vear se ens.
One milln dm mlle oi coin weighe
One million dosllar. dlver clmi weigh.
A.-ume Dusr t gae the wo.id a propehe
-- Mnu wood erylwo In 113.
.t future wood engraving in 1 .
Glass windows were first Introduced
into England in the ebghth century.
The frst complete sowin ¶mchine we.
patented by Ellta Howe An
Measure SW feet on each si. le.and n a
will have a square acre within an ine.
e wanted to maske.
"I maw a ane exhiton of honet, un
adulHersld nerve the other niht." re
marked a young man about town to an
Altany Aroue man. "I was going down
State street," he continued, "when a well
dreed young fellow, a stranger, stopped
"'I beg your pudon,' be rernarked, 'but
I want to ask you a question.'
" 'Well, what do you wish to ask ?
" "I want to know whether you have a
eald d eigar about Tyu T
" *es. I have v . I remarked.
" . if you will. ib you would
give e oame.' said the ellow coolly.
"'Why should you ask me ýa cigar?
I never even aw you beflore.'
" 'I a well awar of that, but I real.
want a good mnoke. I haven't a centand
nothing else, except a ticket to take me
down to New York, where I live"*
"I looked at him. I admired the frank
coolness of the fellow, and I tnook out my
cilar ease and gave him his choice. He
took one out. asked me for a light. got It.
remarking 'I am really obliged to you,'
bade me good night. and walked off Iook
mA very contentedly."
That Tr'nwblde m r rl m
I stumbled over an okl-faubioned hair
trunk as I jumped on the front platform
of a crowded bore-ear in Morisania the
other afternoon, yrs the New York Mar
reporter. A @prc looking young dude
was using it as a foorest, and when the
=oluekdor earns out to collet res b
-ld the young man that he wanted an e
ia hfar fo crn the trunk. "vre
paid my fare, and that's all you get orar
mse." maid the dude.
llright." narled the conductor
.'then €ait " and a moment later e
bad btn it d Iato the roadwy.
couple f tblcks farther on thecondutor .
-o had been owg at the dude all th.
-I daid: I told you Pd threo it ao.
"What's that to me?" said the k oa-
fa"low quetly. "It les't my trunk.
While the conducter was runnln .back
after the trunk the duds osfd theim
ar and with the remark, eres him
rIfor thinking d own much a lookla
d a. ear-..ed i the gathr.
Ftram he tMstoa C(oerIr.
Cuatomes-Tbere's one drwbaek to a
bumsiness like yours.
Barber-W hat is ft?
C.-It is impossible for en of yur
calling to get rid of unpleasant acquaint
B.-I would like to know wiy ?
C.-You can't affoed to cut any body.
Yb. WreM ?T.easr YeT.
Tram the New York sun.
Mrs. Gamin: "Ob. thp barbarity of
the Ramsa n goveramnt I" Gaumsma:
"What has it donse now?" "Imp ioed
a woma nii alhlt in a cell swaI ing with
WOO ow D.S Vis prom
AS INIGMAS DUANIA
Nove-I Aw 68
Uauu.-Ab I I an aap.
some Cabw rissai --ual0 or joslar
wems-Thar wbi u iw& I
Tbm inwv inwe.tb
AN AJIUSCAJO DRAMA.
uRsvke, easel . ane teouhe f. w
mwgkqN = ccdw 6 . M w - ),
Prem the nbe.
CObplntaa 1 , of the aMimourT letale
tu., am long Ltes attended a rmunin in
anrthern Arkanua and made much a ood
talk that an old fhsrer. who was p esent,
hearing that the orator was prbarw,
said that bhe would like to bear him .
"What do rou want me to pray for'
asked the ahaplain.
"I just want to br what kind of a prayer
you can make."
. "WWell" rplled the chaplain, "when I
make any eblbileon prayer up at Jeffer
son City the state of Mi ourl pays me for
it. It wouldn't be iir to do it for you for
A (oUd IDealm a.
From the Texas NtUin.
Teacher-What In meant by the ea
prm iona "mother tonue ?"
Boy-It means tlht the old man doesn't
have much to say about the house.
WM. L. H00e, irumasM.
MARCUS DALY, Vies PInst.
W. U. Themesa, Ca.~ae
First atlonal Bank
CAPITAL, - - 8100,000
Nase- aDam...New Yok
MON TA NA
United States Depository
Ca/ il (paid in) - $50o0ooo
Surp.is. - - - Stooooo
aC. A. ý1ADW T1 ................. A.rr 3ld,.
L. . IKL .... e..LPrs. mad Act. Cauhlr
15. ATKINION......... .AAs~ lsamt(.a h.ir.
A. U. C mrki er.a.n cems
C. W. caaao, i. C. Walae.
. C. Asby . A. Cory.
First National Bank
Pioneer National Bank of Montana.
ORGANIZED IN 1866.
Designated Depository of U. S.
hPai Up C tu, - - - 00,000
suplas Pretas, - - 1500000
. e. HL.M.. ....'...................
A.J. DAI ....................... ::Vi« e-. t
R.W. KNINiHT .........................t'ashier
T. H. KL.EINaHMII) ........Assstant ('ashler
(1EO. H. HI...........Uueond Assistant Cashier
BOARD OF IlRECTOIU(:
K. T. Hauser. JoLn C. urtin.
A. M. Holter, RI. K. HamitMa,
(Grantvile tiuat. ('. P. Hiins.
T.H. Kleenmhids Henry M. Parchen.
T. C. ho·rer,
eeral hbankling ausiness transasted. Interest
pal on time depoJsts.
CLARK >P LARABIE
(W. A. CLASM .. R. CLAR;, S. 3. LAKAStIE).
B N KCERS.
BUTTE. M. T.,
Do a OGemi Fkag w 3uan md Draw R
aeo anl the CUities the World
Eih7777yanmasa Caleiin. pamptly atted.
.di,~-Comamde~6a~t: F~E a~aa Sank.
N. Yok; Sakint oi tarInab ath AImerca,
1i Couise Wtiomanl k. San rýu
Qdi. __ ; rrJr~i~ L'C·CI I
IONEY TO LOAN
AT LOW RATES OF INTIEREST.
FRINCIS L. IDE. Agent.
Guaranty Loan Company
Lookiug and pleamtg for Holiday Gifts
is the week ottbe pmsnt.
We coudahy lavits tme shimaary via
it of lapectio asnd wish Impressw o
with the robust act that we have no old
styles, o shop-wore goods to fk oa y
at high prices. Our stock is all new, and
large additions will be made to it in the
next ten days.
J. MERRILL & CO.
JELL, HILL & THERRIEN,
Contractors and Builders.
Estimates Furnished on all Classes of Work.
Some of the Finest Buildings in Helena and Anaconda
Have Been Built by this Firm.
ouJ i. aw fsr Jabbln at L 1. Kbrtu Udwm. arK wI MsOh" peinps eases.
JELL, HILL & THERREIN.
ACODA. ....... MOTANA.
I. 1~. KI IFBVY. " "C.
Announces the arrival of Two Car Loads of
Heatirg and Gook Stoles
FOR WOOD AND COAL.
Come and see the Handsomest Line of Stoves ever shown in this
market. Dop't forget to come.
MAIN ST., - - - ANACONDA.
ANACONDA BREWING COMPfAN Y
KEO RND BOTTLED BEER.
STIIGL B £ PAUL. ProprIor. Brewerr at West ind rourth Stee..
-RSK POR RNHCONDR BBR -
Will be atthe rontana,Anaconda,Dec. 13 to 16,'89
A. M., M. D.,
Practical Physician and Surgeon
CO)NK3E MAIN AND I.)OAI)WA,.
Over J. I. nytcr Nieer., lkmms T and ,.
Where. he mac no nInvilºl- rultatkma in his
speaatl. Private. chroni. ea m-l-*rnet du .
soa...Imen lmad womaem, whether euased ly im
wr Ieaelw, exrrss r .-mtaltin. s.emetal week
acs, nigtht kl ea, -xlual dreblllty., lume tof seurl
1se*r, ne.rvesesl dlehility. *bleel dieurterni, te*.
eralh cases Warrantm l toa .*siare ii very elhlrt
IIlmeor m.mney reftlnded. I*teenat earsm*e I a few
dayus. C(harges low, esclyll, ti le Imer. Fre trlremanelt ns rid.tys anlt adl..;tm.e es ii of m aind
wa.salne. Tilat teihtr has deledci his life t thih oilne lavi.hlaty, sull him l ratflei.ei.y Is atliestel by the
tliitnaltlds whmo have neeri nnui d, .iesmenefitll)y treated tiy maiy new mletlian. wittlutst tihe. s1e ift mier
esury. The dn.trw r uires where uti-ers fall. Try hin. it ilatult. wall mnl.ae clus are i* nle.ls he
ef.e.ets a cure.
I'erenu at a dlistatw. rurat. at hl.se. All Cosesmllaatlketens tritly ea.aflential. "eidel for trial
141"'l ALTIEVt--IHuiseame of the kidneys, liver. tugI., rt.esmatistl ardt all ermilui.e dlneaes cU. a
private nature, tumers, came-re ad erupt.ve fe-yers imufliar t bteah Is u imae and .mlal e aar . e rup
U.t fevers, mech as searlet, typleis' t adt semUttc al phtherls. Ntatslfal.tii mruaramlt..I.
1EAI TlllSt TWI('..-V-lly I a -eighth of thme mam t tl aof hulsana suflering is eamue-d by
venertal excem.e eLe-an.s and their reselts.
The waelerftl ltusseaa New ite4tedy i t he etwa and u.rel mft all melleises fa.r ret.artring trengtb,
ambitiasi uol vigoar in ilhmov w)ho ulgs~ufer all lrvuate, ehroeuie ait lnerv.a lls li.ras..e, sealm s nblke
and skin dileaesy phYlihs. rtlse,. favrs, ery . leIar).adt rtweum. Igemphi.ps. i.aueriaas, ete.. and
al lmpLurities .it theiood causing ermptIotn.ie, pl men es. fallng eet ofa the ha.lr. e4t.
Private- d .a- r e, e. strieture, keags ad ladr trouble . ystiese, an all the
mnd efferts of yoethfutel and e.cenrs,- wlhic.h en tmen frtem I seme-s or pleasure.
The wesdertete.ee.es of this new remnedy ta.p·redI Upoa the fart that at Li upplls an elemeait
whtrh is uten.d w gin the hkond of weak mesn.
Dr. k-rhult wiU rlbtteI fear say ense takern n ier hli. ew re-mely which he falls tno rut-. .-.
member that lthi is a patent me.dlire. A wrtllte l-ran.ee t, re-fund the maesy If it doe aut
eelt a cutre. New r piles wit hout the usi. oasleia or mercury.
t(lA hours fro A. Y. to I .. . . . . I,. ,se a a. M.
Keep Your Eye on Missoula
Profit by the histories of Seattl//e, Tacoma,
Spokane and lelena,.
Buy Alissoula REAL E:S TA 77E now'
and double your inves/tment in six months.
For infrmat/ion ,address
AicCONVAE LL. COO'K &. CO'.,
Real Estate Brokers, Alissou/a, Mont.
First Street, fear JIain, - A'conds.
DRUGS, FANCY GOODS, ETC.
Particular Attention Given to Pre
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*ReAL EST1ATE FOR SALE-*
NICHOLS, HELEHAN & Co.,
62 East Broadway. Butte, Montana.
ý new 4-ruurn bas. ind lot ma II. P. depa At bargain Ir abullinL g Loti
fr A sibmtt ahus Aad hommU se wlib
Two rItaeI. snag. bIarns heath Iois a. MN yirms kmw at per mauNL. eSrm..
As Iwoý Two Ius ~ ~ bS almre bnnle. W ( in drtrfly 064Mei eU e
Tw bý hunamem aat b hrga in . i tl *ef each Wm A w rmun. two stoy brisk, wellE irr
AMININa GsrS Uc bSTOmLK. LBOG H. A D S L
MINING STOC KS BOUGHT AND SOLD.
B. F. MAHAN,
mn L OSThTO I N I NG BU O IC@R.
And Collcting Agent
First S.,..t Nea bamn - - - - - Anamomi Uest
J. L. H.. MILT0IN.
Whalusale and retil dealer in
Staple and Fancy Groceries and Provisiou.
Good goods and low price.
.spmc.IL TTI"mNTION T'O I~T lrILy TWrnD
Mai seres! *n, ari . - - - - - ope~ O p""m ao