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& Finish $iWs- BS.'S DTJTTOU, R. 9. lS$Xi:'KL 3$,'- CALUMET king Powder You always drive a good bargain when you buy Calumet Baking Powder. Calamat Is tht onto high-grad* baking povdtr *old at a modirat* more contains pular-priced Torrance A aHESisiii&fc Kansas City SoEili lvxM '•Straight as the Crow Ri«s" KANSAS C'TY TO TftE GULF PASSING THROUGH A GREATER DIVERSITY OF CLIMATE, SOIL AND RE80URCE THAN AN OTHER RAILWAY IN THc WORLD, FOR iTS LENGTH Along its line are the finest lands, suited for srrowinir smalt grain, corn, flax, cotton for commercial apple and peach orchards, for oilier fruit* and ber ries for commercial cantaloupe, potato, tomato and general truck farms for sugar cane and rice cultivation for merchantable timber for raising horses, mules, cattle, hogs, sheep, poultry and Angora goats. Writo for Information Concerning FREE GOVERNMENT HOMESTEADS Nw Colony Locations, Improved Fvms. Miner*! Undo, Rice Lands and TtaAar Lands, and for copies of "Current Events," Business Opportunities Rice Book, K. C. S. Fruit Book Cheap round-triphomeseekers' tickets on sale first and third Tnesdifi of each :nonth. THE SHORT LINE TO "THE LAND OF FULFILLMENT)" Need a Change? a. Trav. Pass. Afft. S. O. WASZTEB, Kansas City, Sto. Kansas City, Mo. P. E. E0E81EB, Trav. Pass, and Iinig'n Ajft., Xansas City, 1 Undoubtedly you do—you may not ba completely "down and out" but the chances are you need a rest and change. Go to Colorado for an outing and go soon. The mountain air beats medicine. The trip will do yon a world of good. New service via Rock Island System* Three daily trains from Chicago, one from St. Louis, two from Kansas City. Low rates all summer long—specially reduced August 12 to 14. Only Rock Island trains run direct to Denver as well as to Colorado Springs and Jfueblo. You don't have to go to Denver to reach the Springs—unless you want to. Send for 80 page illustrated Colorado booklet containing list of hotels and boarding bouses, and details of excursion rates. P. *»d T. A. A. W. LITTLE, Agent, BUCHAN, Worthington, Minn. Photographer. Kind* ol copying, enlarging and framing of pictures At Very I^ow Price* V' GREAT STRENGTH OF 100 price. Is 1 the finder of her mouth. cussed its value, to a neighboring jeweler," BIRDS It Enables Thsm to So Work *ar Harder Than That of Kg* Birds can eat and digest from twit to thirty times as much food In proportion to their slse as men can. If a man oould eat as much in proportion to hla ala« as a sparrow is able to consume ho would naod a whole sheep for dinnsr.a couple of dosen chlckehs for br«akfaat and- six turkeys for' his evening meal, saysthe Washington Star. A tree sparrow has been known to eat 700 grass seeds lit a day. Relative to the bird's slse, the&a seeds were as big as an ordinary lu$ch basket would be to a full-grown'min. A bird's strength Is equally amteing. A white-tailed eagle weighing 12 pounds, with a wing-spread of six feet, has been known to pounce on a pig weighing 42 pounds, raise it to a height ol feet and fly off with it The bird has covered a distance of half a mile^ be fore the pig's owner succeeded in shoot ing the thief. Birds can and do work far harder than human beings. A pair of house martins when uesting will feed their young one* in 20 seconds—that 1% tack viru, Sol* mad fcuiaio, makes jour neys to and fro.in an hour, or fcbout 1,000 a day. It must be remembered^hat on each journey the bird has the added work of catching the worm. "T Even so tiny a bird as th« wren haa been counted to make 110 trips to and from its nest within 430 minutes and the prey it carried home consisted of larger, heavier and harder-to-flnd in sects than were caught by the sparrows. Among them were 20 good-sized cater pillars, 10 grasshoppers, 7 spiders, 11 worms and more than one fat chrysalis. WHO OWNED THE PEARL? Singular Suit Brought by Restaurant Proprietor for Gem Found*, in Oyster. POINTS ABOUT ST. PATRICK But Nothing Regarding the One Bene* flcent Act for Which Ha la Remembered. His baptismal name la said to have been Sucat, says the Philadelphia Rec« ord. He was born in 396 and died in 469. His father was the deacon Calpurn* lus. In 411 Patrick was captured by tht Picts and' 60ld into Ireland as a slave. After six years he escaped this and devoted Ireland. Then he prepared for entering upon his It was in the year 441 that he was consecrated a bishop. Of his writings there were TOOTH BRUSHES IN SCHOOL English Writer would Bequirs All Pupils to Be furnished v' with Them. "In the political economy of actions the toothbrush Is of much more impor tance than the sword, and tooth pow der is infinitely more Important than gunpowder." So writes Mrt John Lane In the Fortnightly Review, in the course of si plea, both amusinf and very sensible, for greater care of the teeth than is customary in this country. The English have not the habit Of going to the dentist money paid to him they consider wasted—there is nothing to show for it They still have teeth out rather than stopped (filled) as being cheaper, and when they are all out they replace them on too slight provocation by what American humor calls "store teeth." Nor are the English supersensitive, and their complacency, which upholds them in more important things, In clines them to believe that ff their fa-: thers muddled along with bad teeth, so can they. If, aa it la nairi, baa teetn are a sign of the degeneracy of a race, then are the sturdy English in a very bad way. The English, Mrs. Lane points out, used to be always caricatured on the continent as possessing very promi nent front te6th. Now they often have no front t^eth at all And the worst of it is they db not seem to mind. "If I were one of the powers tr&at be," conclude^ Mrs. Lane, "I should require all board schools- to- furnish their pupils with toothbrushes and tooth powder, and I would open the morning session with a general brush ing of I each of a pearl in an caster served in a restaurant entitled tail, or does it belong to the pi*oprietor^o£ restaurant? The bench of the court at Hamburg, Germany, dinner at a restaurant with on something hard and superior has takeu the question into consideration, states the Washington Star. The facts as-told in court zrz that a lady beginning, her oysters bit took a pearl out She and her consort dis and finally before dinner ended the latter the took tha.pc-acl who him $500 for it. The offered man accept this amount refused to and said thft pearl was the property of a lady. Thejpweler iol lowed him to the restaurant offered the and lady |750, which wag declined. The conversation attracted the pro prietor's attention. He inquired into the circumstances, claimed ^the jpearli and the lady refused to give ljt \UP to him. The proprietor of the restaurant then brought suit against averring that the bones of fowl* and shells by traditional custom ace left by customers of a restaurant and are a source of profit to the proprietor. the teeth. Not only that. Bat would have a dentist attached to school district whose would be to teeth free of charge." tlie as slavery himself to the conversion the priesthood, mission about 425. his con« fesslons and an epistle. One prominent authority 6ays that the only thing actually known of him is that he existed. And not a word as to bs greatest deed of effectually fixing matters so the sons of the Emerald Isle cannot see New Use for Stamps. The monks at the hospital of St Jean do Dlen, at Ghent, have in their leisure momenta decorated the walls with gor geous landscapes, glowing with oolor and full of life, formed entirely by meant of the postage stamps of all the nations of the world. Palaces, forests, streams and mountains are represented, but terflies lilt about in the air, birds ol beautiful plumage perch on branches, snakes and lizards glide about, and in numerable animals find places here and there. The pictures are most artistic, in the style of Ctyinese denlng, and already between 9,009,000 and 10,000,000 stamps have been used. In After Tears. "Women are certainly changeable creatures," said the weary-looking man. "What'a the explanation asked the of he am "Daring oar honeymoon," answered the weary !»*ty, "my wife declared she could not live a day without me." "Well 7" Queried the family friend. "Only last week," continued the other, "she tried to get me to insure my life for 910,000 In her favor Chicago Daily News. ____________ Started Even. Geraldine—Want to marry 'iiie! Why,* Mr. Puzztop, I've only kotown you a week! Ferdinand—Well, you're taking iho more chances than I am—I've oMtr known yon a week.--Cleveland Lnniifi duty cashier to the establish^ meat. So used has the damsel becoms to the osculation routine that, she goes through it without the slightest reti cence, looking upon it purely as a mat ter of bnsiness, and it is reported that the proprietor of the restaurant Is more than satisfied with, the- result of his curious device for. attnacting patrons. Another enterprising' restaurateur has instituted the practice of making a present of a box of Havana cigars every New „i Little is known of him. .i He was born at Nemthur. $ Nemthur, Scotland, ia now Dumbar* ton. Year's day to those patrons who have been pretty regular in their attendance at his establishment during the preceding year. DON'T USE HARD BRUSH. The Frequent Causa of Unsound Teeth in Young Persons, Says a Dentiat. "In spite of all that lis. printed now adays about the cacet: of the of teetV said an experienced New York dent'.st, according to the Press^ "we should have to go out of business if we depended upon the patronage of men and women who have passed the prime of life. It la a mistake to assume that most of the false teeth are made for old per sons. I venture to say that scarcely a day passes that a patient well in the sixties does not come to my office for some slight treatment to an almost perfectly sound set of teeth. "I have frequently treated men and women past 50 who.never had a'tooth out, and but one or two slight cavities that required filling. On the otber hand, we are repeatedly called upon to make artificial teeth for very young persons. I attribute it to the use of the hard toothbrush, which Is a com paratively modern Invention. The ust of a hard brush, even occasionally, is a great mistake. The softest kind of hogs' bristles makes the best tooth brush." Splendid Offer. The chance of his life has 'come to Robert Mantell. A young woman has landscape gar* written him offering to liven up his productions by playing mouth organ solos between the acts. She says in a letter which he mistook for Vola puk until his leading woman pointed out to him that it was merely advanced spelling—spelling with regard only for sound, not fbr appearances—that he sided being the only mouth-organ art ist on the stage, she is handsome, and has her own trunk.—Boston Herald. In Chicago. "She's a distant relative of mine." "Distant! Why, man, she's your wife, isn't she?" "She was, but she's been married twice since then. She's my wife twice removed."—Boston Traveler. His Experience. Knicker—Have you never heard the call of the wild? Bocker—Nor alwaysr take my shoes off and try to get in.as friietly aa poe ilble.—N. Y. Sun. IttttttHMH Our Railway GOING SOUTH No. 8 7 40* 1 40p Mo. 18 05p 2 46* *Q8a it attend to the children?* KISSING ADVERTISEMENT:. Paris Restaurants "Wherein the GasH: ier Pays Peculiar Premium on Checks. In many of the European cafefs of tite1 cheaper order it is the invariable cua* torn to print the daily menu on. the napkin provided for the guest, so that when the latter desires to study tha bill of fare he has to raise his serviette from his knee in order to do so But perhaps the most extraordinary custom in connection with1 restaurant life, says a writer, is that which: ob tains in a certain little cafe in the suburbs of Paris, where every-custom er whose bill amounts to one shilling or over is entitled to receive a kiss from the very attractive young lady who acts '.fit? 1 48p 1 86p 2 06p 3 23p 4 30p GOING WEST, fl 20 p- 9 15am 68 ft«,8 N*. 1 Noll ft 40a frOOp W 8t. Paul, ar 7 88a Bxewster.. 8 30p 1 418p"' 6 SOp 3 65 WORTHING! ON GOING WES Nov 77 No. 9 No. 13 12.30am. 3 30 an 3 40 pm 400 am 4 03 ptc 428 am 4 18 pin l.Q&pm. 8 OS am 4 45 pm 6 SO am S 48 pm $56 Burlington Route DENTISTS. J)B. L. R. GKQbZ. iX &. Dentist. ^grOffice next (6 Globe Printiag Office. Ordhr- toEnmiae Accounts*. ST ATE.of MINNESOTA, 1„. C.ouigfcy of NoMeSv In. Probate Ccuxt, Special Term Jnly- 6 1905. In the Matter of the Estate of Jptan A». Darling, Deceased'. On reading and fillag^the Petition of.W.Ma. Evans,. Executor of tbe estate ofi John A. Darling, deceased, representing, among othr er tb'.ngs, that, be haa fully adtninatered said estate,, and. praring that a time and place be fixed for examining, settling aad allowing the final account of his administration, and for the assignment of the residne of said es-. tate- to the parties entitled thereto by law. It Ia Ordered. That said account be exami ned, and petition'heard by this Court, on Monday the 31st day of July A.D. 1906,. at One-o'clock P. M., at the Probate Office Worthington, In said County. And It Is-Further Ordered, That notice hereof be given to all persons interested! bx publisking a copy of this Order once in, eactk week for three successive •weelct.prior to said day ofhearing in the Worthlngtoo Advance a weekly newspaper printed and published at Worthington in saw County. Dated at worthington, Minnesota^ the day, July A. D. 190& By the Court. (SEALV Diversified Routes Superior Service AHA from Omaha to Denver,. Colorado VV/LvIvVl/V/ Springs and^.Pueblo round trip: 410.75 starting Aug. 30, Sept. 1, 2,. 3, or C. M. Qo*Ti July 7-31 Judge of PtobaW. SHORT LINE TO Lewis and Clark Exposition Portland, Ore., June 1st to Oct. 15th, 1905 VIA THB :i:': UNION, PACIFIC This route gives you 800 miles along the matchless Colombia River, a trip to portland apd the Northwest without change, and ah opportun ity to visit. YELLOWSTONE PARK June 1 to September i9, 190s and return 'from Portland via 'CALIFORNIA* of H. F. CARTER, T. P. A., Omaha. Nebr. Time Tables.' OOIMO NORTH' Hk»4v OO* Worthlngton. 3 27a' Org. Bigelow. Sibler.. Sioux City. 11 38p lOTOa No. No.10 No.lfl 7 40p 4 18p 8 00* aeoep ioooa ao* «»p 9 47*10 30*1,00* 9 SflalO 2Op 9 38*10 lOp 913* 0 SOp 7 00* 7 SOp SIOUX FALLS BRANCH. GOINfe EAST No. 14e No. 16 No. 76 Iv— Worttaington—ar I 40 pnn 12 45 am 9 40 am Rush more 110 pm 13 30 am Adrian. 13 88 pm 13 08 am Inverse. 12 35 pm 1138 pm 8 30 am Sioux Falls. ll'20anr 10 30 pm Rook Island System. L-ake Park. Bound I.ake. 9 80am. 10 20am 1 30pm 2 00pm 2 30pm 3 OOpm a 3 30pm 4 OOpm 7 2Spm {Worthin^fn}l Reading. Wilmont. Llsmore. Kenneth Hard-wick. •NOTE—(*) A. M. (p) P. M. (•r) arrive, (fvj leave. LOW RATES WEST Q. MORRISON, Agent. GOINGEAST 4 35"pm 8 20 am 4 06 pm 7 50 am 3 3o pm 718 am 10 40 am 10 10 am 9 40 am 9 10 am 8 40 am 8 10 am A. W. LITTLE, Agent. 4 Sep^ 12, or (for 50 cents additional^ Oct. 7 $1.5, starting August 12,13 or 15 returning before August 35 or (for 50 cents additional) Sept. 25 #17.50 starting any diay, return ing before Oct. 31. HArYT| AlVn from Omaha,, round! trip: #45 ^"1 IwiAilL' going via Denver,. Colorado Springs, the Scenic Rockies of Colorado, and' Salt Lake, returning via the Great Northwest and Billings (or vice versa). returning before including Los Angeles and San ITraactsco also five ways of making this trip. Ninety days (or until November 30) for return. Stopovers at and west ol Denver. Pleasad tet glvf you parttculara by first mall if you. will sand ueyour-nama, addraas and proepeotfvad—tlnatlaiH, L. W. WAKELEY, General Passenger Agent, OMAHA. K1W 1 Dr Professional Cards. ATTORNEYS. W. WJiSCKN, 7^ VvUJiMKBS. BeaLBstate and •S'll If fit"i 1 Attorney at Law. Office-over Bank of Worthington.. Attorney at Law. Louis HBftON LAKE, MINK. PHYSICIANS A. SAXON, D. o.. Osteopathic Physiciana CONSULTATION FREE! OFFICE OYER THE BUB ISTResidence Phone 117-J-4 J)*JJ HENRTt WIEDOW Physican & Surgeon Worthlngtoo, e&ota< Office and ^Residence First Bulldin South of Post Office Calls Promptly Answtrcd Night and Day Phone 317 aerman^Spokra VETERINARIAN. J.N. OOULD, Veterinary Surgeon. Office at Western House. Auctioneer. SECURE GOOD* PRICES for your goods sold at Auction hayjng them cried by-r 1*r by J. N. HOIiBROOKi Worthington,- T'r ,-.'Z Minne Defective Pa