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Ona-thlrd " l'i.09 17,0(1..., Oue-balf -.' 14,00...... 1,00..., n,,,i nnlnmn lHlOO...... 95.00.... .... eta.no in.ofl .... w.uo .... m.vo .... tu.no ,no ts.oo 40,00 'i-pd.nins(!arIl,i!notoxeeedlngilxllne1ln(irtd li u pc 7m.-. - ...... n"7l'ruinten. adrerttamant handed In wltbon 111 o ninnbornf nrtlon marked, will be copltnued nntll ordered mil, and charged at the ahore rales. ..' ir7.oi;alilrarlUmiil, Ad:ulilllrulor uollcoi Ac fta bo paid for Inadrance. .. ,. v, -CITY OF liyCASTjk.. , Thursday January 301 84i, Hangiug n Crmy Man ijhocfcios Scene t,: ;' '' 'on the Onflows.' .'. . ,' . f The n'en'ningpf Patrick ilAUDE.et ifew ert, New, Jefsey, For the murder of bis sis ter on the 28th pf May last,wm a terrible affair. We copy from a N'y Yoik Jiaper: -fCin. Com. --'- ' ' ' . vOn Monday leaf S' eriff Miller visited tb cpnderontd, and Maude inquired when he was. to unexecuted... He was-ibfoVmed that Thursday was the "day set apart, and that he had better turn hie attention to pjrilu,, matters. - To ibie remark he buret out jauijliing, end eai'df She'rifft . 1 want you to allow me half an - hour to make a eppech, ag I have aomething' to fay,", ' ..... ..,, ;,. .. . ,' Hta Dnso' Spebcii.-"Y6u have aseem bred, yon Atnerieane. to erucify me. You held en inquisition on the common o(New ark, and Courtland Paiker and Father Cal laban and Mt'a.'Turbett had made atrange . tDQu'te to .'it'eure my deaih. suppose1 to'ii, are. 11 satisSed The ropisb Cburcb,;aiii Maude, is tho ruin of this cduntivL'!' It bag. been the ruination fi EnroneJ This ho knew! notwiihstand- ' hi it bad tern said - la "was hn ignorant 'man.",, He wis hardworking man, but he Lad read e'giea't Burnb'er of books in bis life, such as Qoldsmitb, Homer, Veslry's books, Shakf peert.snd innumerable'others. ' Ha reviewed, in a oreditable manner the lives of many great Uoman pri'esb, -iipcn ' whfeb be wai very' severe. Io this coun- trv the hePpie KOaerdrdire to the cubmis- aion of the Debbie, .but was done by witoh- cralt. Heory tie VIII of Englabd'.though a great monarch, was driven on to Witch VtrAft. the tame as I ism driven oncer the wallows now. The Roman Cntholc priest bad sbread reformation in thia country, and tlie Ilev. Fathtr Cal'Miftn had dohe hia share. In speaking of tl ie Biole, he said that there had been no Ws thb ten wrote, and the Inst by John Webley. Had they ' imnroveditt' He said he" would like ior Borne person present to answor the que3 tion. '. A Dutch priest had called upon riim. andhe had asked the question, but La could not cive nT sneoifid answer. He . (Maude) knew well what was right. H -: not a fool or icrnorsnl man. . 1 nave shown you (meaning the audience) the evils which has existed in Eutope, and now 1 will tell what is done in America. The . priests, lawyers and ddctots had been the cause of bringing about death ; by witch ' oTaft. '1' ,Let us see bow they accomplish it, whoare they and what are they that do the like? We wilUfq. When I came to Ame , rica tliere'was jfjigliopIIiigLes.HenrTWsrd .'. Beeoher, boih at tha bead of churohes. And wbal are these cburches? 'Both hos pitala of witeboraft." ttenry Werd Beech ' er came with his Uncle Tom's Cabin, and - pntXW the1, cause? A,Up".)ried . to - ateal ".niggers, and run them away"'Thn come 1 on; y O'HreW; arid ex,.pute me!1 yes, exe- cute tne. The priest is the worst of all; ' they tad beta jbViliinalion of lltn. The dootor is text; be eo'mmits abortions, tic. The lawyers drive you to ths State prison, r.&O.'i MitliH -l-n"-" ' ;!'-:P"lhfti xitTt) thejoflowing prayeri'-ij vd, Lord Almighty and merciful God, .' jOoVbpOQ the misery I Lave suffered. , 0, give vengeacoe upon pay tormeniors ana "'piy family.:;.!i -ji .s:t ' " i, io .On jn siBleri'ttay .tb purse "of ; God ' Almighty rest upon her. soul.' b, Jesus Christ, wbp was ;jrirttcltteti;jpQi dearth,' I . f iy (or vrogeanca on Fatrer Callahan and Courtland Titkef ;' they fobbed me of my . froperlvtandionrse tbem."' a ' -.-.. ' ' '!' then nodded to theSheriff. be Was ready, and the white cap as drawn over tia eyes, and tbe loose was attached to the 'jtoain pulleyenfl tbS Shtriff JoUeheJ 'the "nrioir. and at a nuaiter to twelve be wss UBDauf!' in iuo air.i jt no. wtui u u. J ? ,1.1 ' i . . t.n k. said, "Oh, my God!" After hanging ten ; fiibute-s'pe.Was oeaa;'" .; '', , . ;' )' 'in ,! t. t j -. JCtcjaf -Jri 'warlike matters, minded more what was to conquer than what was conquered FBjM waa to, gain baa was gained' ib does bumble soul mind ruore : wnai rje auoniu ue, tuna rriian ua io, is td hi 0006, tban'Wlal is already a what accom flished.' ..' -7'. NO, 30. Hcv.Dr. Breckinridge to His Ncplk ew, the Vice President. Rev. Robert J. Breckinridge, ' D.' D bus written loot; Union letter ( wlieh makes two columns ahd a half. hloV.lv .. printed, in the Louisville Journal,) gently1 remonstrating with hie - nephew, John C. : Breckinridge, 'Vice Presidenfof the Uni ted States and Senator elect from the Com monwealth of Kentuoky,". for the Disun ism of his late speedh at Frankfort. We subjoin a few extracls.' ' lie opens with these "coble reflections:'' ' "'. "For a period of nearly seventy years, the people of Kentucky, even irom the moment of their existence as a free and separate Comm. nwealth, have bestpwed, brst upon your grandfather, and then up on your father, and ' then upon yourself every mark ol ;con6dence end love it was in their power to bestow; and In no in stance did they ever reluse either of you any distinction that either of you' was wil ling to acoept, and in no instance did they ever complain that either of you had come short of what they expected of you. Suoh testimonies are on the part cf such a peo ple, accumulated until vou now find your self in a position for' pood or evil to the whole cation, scarcely inferior to. that of any other person, increase all the ordinary responsibilities whlcu rest upon you to I be very highest degree, and new ones to the most affecting which ' can address them selves to a true heart. - Every man in this nation, ait ill bore every man in . the - Com monwealth Which has so signally: honored you, will ponder these things just, in the degree that they expect or bops anything from you, in this stosqn, wlnub jou. liave yourself, in the most public and . emphatio manner, declared to te Jull of peril to. the whole American people, ahd' mobt pecul iarly to 'the. people of Kentucky. 1 I know you will admit that every one of them has the right to address to you then noble re flections Warning you ly them, in a man ner at rnco earnest and Confiding, tliotyour people do not expect y u to ' allow their destiny to be compromised, and yourself to be overborne and carried away by events and parties," &o. ', '. . . KENTUCKY. HOT FOR 'DISUKI0N SECESSION ,. Bl'lC'lDAL. .. As to the -dissolution of the American Uuiontbo settled and deliberato coovio tion of Kentucky is that it is no remedy for anything whatever, but that it is' of itself the direst of ell calamities. Kentucky never had any existence as a Common realth, except as one of the Stales of the Ameiican Union. She. never had a dis loyal thought towards that Union, or to. wards any sisler state; she never for one instant desired to enlarge her rights under .. ni.ts-. ..... . T me feaern.1 uoneiuuiion.orio exercise any of those rights offensively, or to deny to otners tnur equal rights unaertnat lonsu tuiion. Wholly unable . to comprehend how it would be lo tbe interest of any State to secede from the Union, or how tbesigrlt to Serene' can be considered any thing else but , pmely revolutionary, she sees nothing in ihe pst conduot of tbe Federal Governint.nt to justify secession if it were a coustituiionul remedy, nothing in the aspect ot tbe tin es premising any thing but disaster to the oouniry, to every seoeding State, sud most especially to her Self, from the application of any such rem edy, whether by war, by revbluiim, by the formation of hew cobfedbraoics, or by the secession of individual Stales.- As far as sho can understand, it is mainly the un ruly pasn'ons of unreasonable men, and the violent assertion of dubious, 'or, to say the least, extreme rights and tbe madness ol political parties in (heir struggle for power ihat has brought the country td its present perilous condition. Tbe true remedy for such disorders is not , the breaking up of tbe government, but the due enforcement of the laws, and. posterity will execratu to tbe enl of time whatever uovernmen shall allow., the lawless conduot of any portion of the people to run into secession or divide others into it. The lives of trai tors ottgb't not to weigh a feather against tbe peace of security, ' much less against the very existence of tbe nation; and their blood cements instead bf weakening tbe foundations of society." Civil war itself within the Union, horrible as civil war al wave is, is necessarily temporary, and is inconsistent with the ultimate preservation of everything destructive in our presen nationality, and in all our institutions, gen eral and particular; ami a universal cm war at this lime, xcitldn tin . Union, could hardly fail to end in the permanent eatablis meet, for the whole country, of just what our fathers established horn 1770 lo 1789 But after the division of the Union upon tha slave line, and tbe cacessary breaking cutol'a fierce and interminable war along fioctiar, eitemlina from the Atlentio Ocean to the Western border Missouri, no man can foresee a state of case when peace can ever be preserved along that fronlibr, as Well as it oah be In tbe Union, and any man can see that any future union Of th divided pbrtions 01 the confederacy, if any union shall ever be possible, must be upon tbe very terms now (listing Tbe fnevit able effect of the recent events at Harpnr'i Ferry, taken all together, must be to give a degree of security to the whole slnv frontier uithin the Union which no part of it csn ever b)ve out of mt Unon and the handiul of white , men and negroes whose follies and crime's were consummated thert would probably tj the last, as they were the first to try such an attempt.. Tbe whole caso ougb t to be, to every' reflecting 1 LANCASTER, OHIO, man, a (iemq'istration of jhe "inestimable ybiuo ui uie uuiuu, uutu as :i soiu uuuuus to the passions of men, and as it . enables u l Pun,sl f'."18 bf due c?rw ,of, 'aw. - -i.-r..r." f-' .. 50 Q00b KEASOM V0R TUB PRKSINI SOUTH O KBN EXCITEMENT. , ; , , . , By what blindness, and by what vio lence of political parties, by what incom petence of public men, or by what, mad ness pf the people the couhtry has been brought to the verge of ' public , violence, I upon a topio whiob bds been . familiar to every one since tbe first settlement of this continent, are questions which . genera rations we should answer to ourselves are. what is the preois's nature of the difficulty now, and in what manner may that diffi culty be surmounted? If, oei tain people of the fiorlli come feloniously among tbe people of the soutlij and are put to .death for their crimes: and then if other bebnle. even in great numbers, glorify .the dead felons ss martyrs, but take care not to commit an overact and be hung, it seems to me that the very most futile of all pro posals against such dangers and suoh an noyances is the overthrow of tbe . Federal Government. It may be possible that Gov ernment can never do all that needs to be done; 'it may be possible to f pervert it to the doing of intolerable mischief; but in the former case the lack of power in the Federal Government results from the very nature ol our institutions andits intolera ble abuse of power in the latter case would necessarily bo fpllowed by the universal ming of all (be slave Stales., The real difficulty does not lie in any such grounds as these, nor its remedy in anything that oan be done touching such aspects of tbe case, , in like manner those great ques tions of the rendition of fugitive : slaves by the North, and of the foreign slave trade at the South, are finally settled so far as the Constitution and laws of Congress can settle them, sud it remains for 1 the. legal tribunals and executive i authority to en force the laws iu both respects. , That du- ing periods ol unusual, excitement those laws, touching both mlijeof, may be im perfectly administered, in extremely prob able; but that the North will opeuly defy the power of the nation, and permanently reluse to execute the fugitiqo slave law, and that the South will act in a similar manner with respeot to the foreign alave trade, is what no man ii justified in assert inc. I admit that tbe permanent continu ance of the Uhio,n would bo impossible, if the North or Oodib'sbould, deliberately per sist in sueb a revolt against the Constitu tion and laws, if st. the same tlje Federal Adminiatialion should be too-.febblo or too timid to coerce obedience, tut surely no such revolt, either North br South and no Buch imbecility iu the Federal Govern ment as justifies the overthrow of our na tional institutions, ctn be alleged to exis!. If the minds of men were calm, or if their thoughts would be directed steadily to the results that mo3t follow the dissolution of the Union, It seems impossible of beliei that adequate motives (or such an nctuould be found in Ihe existing state of any of these questions. . ' THE UUODEAK OF REPUBLICANISM. If the wholo North could ol in concert permanently, they must Lave (he perma nent control of tie Federal Government; and the wide conviction of the North that the whole policy of the General Govern ment k&B been for some years dictated bv the slave States, and the whole policy of the slave Statee dictated by the cotton States, has Come Very near to easting tbe majority of every Northern State tempora rily ipto the Republican tanks, it would be an abuse of tho Federal power, not less atrocious oertainly to extend tban lo cur tail slavery by tbe systematic use of il;aqu the North has believed that this wasdono, and tbe rise and extension of the Republi can parly is tha fruit of this oonviotton Disabuse the .North of this delusion do it fairly, truly and Ihe Republican parly will shrink at onoe to tbe comparatively insignificant faolibn of radical Abolitionist upon whom it was originally based. , Un the other band, tbe united south never could ' fail lo carry wiib it id all its just demands, kbit". ill , all i ts temperate Utterances, ' a snmuient number oi 'tbe Ststes of tha North, to. mske the rights and intereste of tbe slave Slates .perfeolly seoure in tbe Union. . Una is all tbeoon trolany minority can justly. olaim, under a freo constitution; and this is oevar lost under such a constitution, except by gross mismanagement. r if therefore, there is i foreirone conclusion to break up theoonfed eraoy, tbe alleged tenor of tho Republican party will answer as A pretext; but.. Ken tucky dreads no party and Will, use no such pretext but will make any party in powei respeot lur rights, if, ou lira oth er baud, there is. a true desire fa perpetu ate tbe Union no one is . warranted in saying that tbe Republican party cannol be prevented from coming into power or (hat even if it should come into powsr.tba nation would not be bttb competent and resolved to keep it in propor bounds, or arm and suppress it. I grant that hardly a greater evil, can fa. ten on tba politics of the country, tban lo treat (hem by geo graphical linos, or array parties upon ques tions tdubblog' which the interests or con victions of different scctious of tba , coun try are suppoeed to be entirely Antagonis tic The present posture of, (he country is tb fruit of this political treatment of slavery r and tha present, condition of tbe Representatives of the people in tbe lower bouse ot Congress, is , a most offensive symptom of tbe publio health under that treatment" -" ...?.-,, THURSDAY MORNING, slavery 'TUB' KIT0RIES A ' ''"com. -" SLAVE The question'of slavery in the terrjto- .ries, praotioally developed os that rluestion w.. m int qti, 01 Rn-. no proww.j had greater influence than any other, botb upon the present condition of political par ties and ib bringing thi jmblio mini to its present agitated state. Ihe tssiie to which tbe question io iU abstract form and in the DeHdcr.-ilio parly has been brbngta is this! that on one side the' people of the south very generHlly believe and claim tbat the Supreme Court hits decided - (bat every slaveholder has tha constitutional right to take slaves into every Territory, and that neither Congress nor the poople of tbe Territory have any power to pre vent this: in other words, tbat every Ter ritory is by the Constitution of tbe United States a Slave Territory. On the other hand tbe Democratio party at tbe North, very generally and decidedly repudiate these statements as untrue, , arid these claims as monstrous and assert for the peo ple of each Territory constitutional power to deteimlne and regulate for themselves the tjuestioh of slavery. - In the meantime tbe Republican party perhaps unanimous-. ly assert that Congress has complete pow er toexolude Slavary from nil the Territo ries and desire this power to be exercised in all cases as it lias been in fover!. Al most tbe entire North is therefore directly against both the fact and the right of what Ihe greater part of the Souih asserts is the law of tbe land under the decision of the Supreme Court. In (he South itself how ever there is a farther nnd singular devel opment 6f opinion: ' II has been attempted in Kentucky and other bonthern States to make It a part of tie political dioedoftbe Opposition to demand of Congress a slave code for the Territories while in the same region non-intervention by Congress, ex cept in extremity, if at all, bas appeared to be the doctrine of tbe Democraiie par ty.. The result is that tho entire North, repudiates, and under nisting eiicumatan. i oes will continue to repudiate,' the idea that tbe Federal Constituiion or the Su preme Court makes all the national Terri. lories slave, while almost the entire South believes and olaims tbat all ths national Territories are slurs, by that Constitution. The drspute is enlarged, not settled, not even transferred. This is a most calami tous result of attempting lo turn over ques tions pre-eminently political to tribunals wholly judicial; as if public men were war ranted in supposing tbat great naliona in tbe highest state of political excitement believed any more in (he infulibilily of judges than tb'y did in th infalibility of bonstors. Kings, or ropes. Even if the decision of the Supreme Court had been so dear that no man could doubt what was decided, so cogent that no man rould gainsay its justice as between (he parties to the particular ' cause then heard, it would have been a miracle if the decision had settled any political qneslioti. lis main effect was obliged to be let the ex cision be what it might to exisperate all parties, and to reuder any peacelul adjusts taent of anV aspect of the slave question far more difficult than before. In truth, the Constitutional right which tbe South supposes she has secured, can be of no praotioal value, even if it were universally concedid. For if she remains in the Union she caniot carry on the foreign slave t. ade; and Unices she oan do thiit she cannot prof itably send slaves enougn into any Terri tory we possess nor masters enough with those sbe may Be rill', to prevent (heir e mancipation as soon at the territory be- ponies a btate. 1 he experiment in Kan sas is surely decisive. If, tin the other hand, any portion of the South Trill c"eem it a sufficient reason to secede, that more slaves may be imported from Africa, and hew slave teiritorlcs formed; either half the slave Slates will not sacode for that reabotl or, if all secede and a confedera cy of tho slave States is formed, that con federacy cannot be expectoJ to allow the African slave trade to bo renewed.. With regard lo slavery in tbe territories and tbe power of tho Genoral Government over .. ' ..in, v mesuniect, mere never coutii oeany auo- jeot concerning which wise., just, moi!or- ale sod rjTreAri!j conduct was more lm peiatively demanded tione with regatd to which the opposing interests of the two great divisions of the nation ought to be treated with more scrupulous fairness; If ever such a temper aud such a apiiit stint! return to the Counsels of the' Republic, tho temporary and disputed power of Congress over the subject cannot fail to be exerted in some tiMuner , satisfactory to opposing claisannts. But so lona aa parties on , one aide Or the oilier, seek by every means to assert extreme einiru,',irro5poutt o uiaum ly extreme claims in others) nothing re mains but to fight the qn'stion out in aaoh territory, or, what is worse, to fight it out over tba ruins ol (he Republic, or, what is worst of all; breSk up the Union and fight it out afterwards; As a Southern man denlorad. and slill deplore, the repeal ol tba Missouri Compromise,' as a great po litioal error, pre-eminently i( furious to thn South. As an American citiien I de plore Ihe fearfully undue importance vrbioh the control by Congress over SlaVey,. in the Territories haa been made to assume in our national politios. ; : J i-' ciostNO jlTPBAL iFOIV UNION AND PEACE. For mV Dart. I am not ashamed io oon less Ihe doptfi of ny'loVe' for ; my "whole , .1 ll... n.lnnla',1 dnrvAW o'rwf inj uuuuirj, aim hid iun,,v. v.,y. dignatioa with whiob I witness every at tempt (o weaken among tba people the tense pf "what we .owe (o the moth er of us -all.' ' Nd people ever did Any 'JANUARY 26, I860.. thing glorious, who did nolbeJieve in God, who were' not faithful to oaths aqd wlm did not Jove tbeir oountry. When fredoot on what God bas already don for trt, and already done by its foe his own glory, and for tbe advancemt of (be human race; when I conaider what our position and cur influence amongtt (he nations of the earth must bt wbon we become a hundred millioos: when I try lo appreciate (he ne cessity iait suoh power on earth; and the majesty cf its Beriefioeol and irresistible exercise; my very heart throbs with over powering joy end exultation that such a destiny, is reserved for my 'pedpfc, lht such a refuge and inheritance is kept in store lor man. I tbank.'Go'd continually that tbe dust of my ancestors iaiugles with this soil, tbat tbe hands of my . kin dred have labored on these s'ublime mem uments; that the va:or ol toy - friends vraa a part of Die cost by which all' bas been secured; and that tha lot of tbe in heritance of my posterity appertains, to such a land and such a people. As for tbe souin, taxen m us wiuest sense, uoa bas cast my lot there, and I have been all 'be more loyal to ber, that I havo been, neither blind to ber errors nor igw rant of her per ils. As for Kentucky, if I have left. un. done anything I could have done lor lier honor, her iuterestor ber glory, she knows how joyfully I would redeem that lack ol ! ! 'J Tt . .! T 1 . ' t .... service. iui ei.u i love my country; still I am an American citizen. And I dan v. witbuplifted bands, the right of any court and President, any toneless and State un er llAAVAns IQ fthnliah Irnm antAnrr men that highest of all human titles. I have worn it as a croivn all any days on earth And I implore by our common blood and common name, py a it tbe love so many nob:e hearts bear for you and all lue hopes they c'.erish concerning you, so to quit youi8eii ib this day of trial and rebuke, that you shall bear the tills proudly, long alter my gray hairs are under Ibe ereen sod. R. J. Brecklsbidoe. Bredaibane, Ky., Jan. 9, lfCQ., ;k . PhETrr Women. "A pretty woman is one of the "institutions" of the country an angel in dry gdoda and glory. She mokes sunshine, blue sky and happiness woerever she goes. Her path is one of de licious roses, peifumes And beauty. She is a poem, written in rare ourls and choice calico, and good principles. ' Her wtrds float round the ear like ' music, birds of paradise, or the chimes of fSabbath bells. Without her, society would loose its truest attractions, the ohnrch its firmest roliance, snd yonng men their very best of comforts and company. Her influencs and gener osity restrain the vicious, strengthen the weak, raise the lowly, flannel shirt tha hea then, and strengthen tbe faint heart. Whenever you find the virtuous woman, you also find fire side bonuets.elean clothes. order, good living, gentle hearts, musiu, ligltt, and model institutions generally. Sbe is the flower of humanity, a very Venus in dimimty, and ber inspiration is the breath of Heaven." ' ' " i speaking of Woman's reverence, Mrs. Stows says: , "The fact is, wemsn is burdened with fealty, faith, reverence,' more than she knows what to do with; tbey stand like a bedge of sweet peas," throwing out flutter ing tendrils everywhere for 'something biijh and strong to climb by and when they csn find it, be it ever so rough in the bark, they tatoh upon it. ' And insianof s are not wanting of those who have turned away from tbe flattery of admiration to prostrate themselves at tbe feet of a gen uine bero, who never wooed' ll.em except by heroic deeds and the rhetoric of a noble life." . . i , , EvERrDAT Exaggeration's1. "I am ti red to death." So you have said 'often, and aie alive still, and in good health, too. ''I hare not bad a ' wink of sleep all night." And, yet your bed-fellow heard you snore several limes. , ' '. "I would ndt do it for the world." And yet you have dono many things squal ly it bad for a penny. - "We were up td out knees in mud." Ycty know very well that t he dirt was not ovorVpur shoes. a , '. --. - ' Two Good Ones. Wendell Phillips in a late speech said:,; '' ' " '' "My gdod friends, if you shouh) ever s'ed the 'tonh's pqor Separatihg from tbe town; tbd next Act will be South Carolina goiiig oUi of tke Union.' ' ' ' -:! " The Cbarleaton Meroory, in comment ing oil the New York' Union Saving de monstration, remarked: '' "But let the jurglery go dn-i-it will muse somebody, wo suppose.'' Jack, stand' one side and let the nioukey sneeze. It is a funny beast." -' ',.': '' ' ' i, , 1 1 ' i ,, ,'q.... .... . . , r: AiviNO at tub Wrono' END.--Teaoh-er-Come here, you young so snip and getasound spanking.': "' Scholar You hain't gel do right.to spank me, and tha eopy you just aet me says so. . Teacher I shoilld like to hear you read Ihe copy. - , ' Soholar - You shill. (Reads.) 'Let all the ends thou aimest at be thy country's, and so forth," and' wheri you'r spanking me, bniut aiming at no suoh end! 'PretTt' Goon. The following toast was given at 'the Printer's festival in Bos ton, on the birth day1 of Franklin. .! . .. "Woman's Rights. If "sbe 'cannot' ba Captain of big Ship, may she always command an almighty cmack, -, . ; Pleasures of Rkatfac. Right beneath one of our windows, from morn till niidnight, we see youngsters and oldsters Iwijtirig their kgs in all oonciey. able sbspes, skating cp and down tba riv or, as Merry as lambs.. Wei. cannot pick up a paper,; but an article en skating meets our eye.' Everybody aajs it's fun, and tbat s all everybody knows about i', for we ve tried it. , ' Last night, about gr.s light tint, j a.ler, reading glowiair descripti notion of life on skates, we prepared for our first attempt. and sallied forth to join, tbe merry crowd. we nad on a pair ol aiojja boots, trouser legs tiic!;ed inside, a Rubert-lailed coat, and gave a loy two sliilliags ill god coin o( iJie.re'ala for the iise of bis '.mpleoents. , we had ( con!.dence, even .as tjreat as Peter's failb. . We with the asaisiacce of of a friend, fixed on (he skates, and stood i erect likp Unto a bather's pole. Encour aged by trie s'gfit cf some ladies on' the bnilgc, we struck out. A slant to tbe right with the right foot, a slant to the left witli tbe. left foot and just li en we (aiy sooethirig on the ice and stooped over to pick it up:,,. J a. our feet again two slants to tbe right, snd one to tba left sc-compani'-d with a loss of confidence. An other Grids' with the'f'gbi foot', anil we aat down wilb fearful rapidity, and very little, if any, elegance! What a set-down it was! rWa must have made a dent io in tbe Ice uct unlike a Connecticut butter bowi. r Just then one of tbe ladies remarked,-. "Ob, look Mary, tbat fellow ritfi the white bat aiut got bio abates en the, right place I" Ditto, thought we. Jual then a ragged little devil sang out as he glided psst us, "Halloo, old timber legs!" and we aroae suddenly and put after himj when, away went our legs, one to the east, the other west, cauaiog ao immense .fissure in our pants, snd another picture of butter tray in Ibe cold ol), bow cold! ice! ' Then ths lady wo knew she was fine by the re mark sbe mala again - spoke and said, "Ob look, Mary, that chap with a white' bat has set down on bis handkerchief to leeb: from ta&iog cold!",- We arose' abrot as graceful as a raw-bone when Wary says uaess i ami a riannKerobiei, J ate, ana Mary was right; it wasn't a handkerchief not a bit of it. Just then a friend came along, and proffered us bis coat tail as a -. i:..L , w . i.rv,. .. " ' .. ' sieaun r, n e bccpulju trie rontiuua a I . Ml,. . -. , non oi tits garment, ana up the river we went, about tea rods, when a shy to the right by the leader, caused us the wheel horse, to scoot off on a tangent, heels upl But the ice is very cold, ibis season! , We tried it again. A jjlideopo way", a glide and a belt l lie other, whei whack! went our bump of pbiloprogeniii7eness' on the ice, and we saw a million of stars dan cing around us, lite ba)!et girls at tbe Bowery Theater. How tliat iTiock" went through our system, and lip and down our spiual column. Lightning couldn t have ocrk-sciewed it down a greased sapii'd with ... . -i -, . ' gmnirr rapiunjr or mora rzniieraiing ei- fectj' boarding bouse butler nor warranty i t.i .. . oeeu couiu nave struck stronger than we did nnd a doz6n ladies ' looking at lis and our fissured penis! . ' . ."'' Halloo, old cock! sang out the raz ged imp again, and we there helpless. soon we got up, snd made aqother trial, with better success. Perhaps 'vVe bad skated, in our peculiar style) fifteen" feet. when a blundering chap came up behind. and we sat down with oar tiled bead pil lowed in his Inp, and he swearing at us, when it was all bis faulif Uow cold the ice was there, loo. ' Every spot where' we msde our 'elebut on the loe oh,' tow cold ii wasi uur near fkin drawers were no protection at alii We tried again, fur all the ppeis say it's fun, and down came'our Ivoman Urecisn nose on ' tbe cold lulep material, arid the little drops of crimson ran down our shirt bosom, and on tbe cold ice. .7 . Once more we tried skating madeT Yor tne st ore sat down arid counted damages. Twp ihillings in cash thrown away, ev en litters! and one "Ironteral" bump's on the ice! ' One immense fissure fu as hand some a pair of ten dollar cassimeres ia a man ever put bis legs in. One'rdptur'e on the knee, extending to the bone. Four buttons from biir'jresl, a fragment wstcb crystal, and a b'aclt-aclia hig .enough Id di vide among tbo children of Israel. If you catch cu the smooth, glassy1, clillliig', j'rieei ing, treacherous, deceitful, ' slippery 'and slip-upery ice again, yofifll tnow it ll any one ever bears of our s'kalib agato, they will pleate draw on us At sight, for (he bivalves srid acbompsnyfhg documents. We have got "tbrdujh ekating. It is a buaibng." It's s' vexation of spirit, of bus . iness, of flesb, and tearer of tro wsers! It's ahead bumping, back-aching; le; weary ing institution, and we warn people against sksiing. ' We' tried it,. and shan't be able to Walk for a" month. Skatibz ctiibs Are bbnibttgs, And all the rascally youngsters wist fo get tbe ladies st it, tbat they may see if thy too, don't say, "tba ice is cold:" ft's nothing lo us, but tht ladies wi,l do ss well to Itt skaters 'alone, unless they are younger and mor'o elastic than we' are,. Uhl uow cold tbe lea isl we csn feel it yst! Miluauk'n Xewt. ;, ' ' " -- i XiTTbere Are tree's so tall Iu Wisconsin Ihat it taks two men and a boy to look to the top of them. One Idols till ba gets tired and another commences where be left off.' " . .. XJT In Europe, people take off their hate lo'gret men; in Amerioa, great men lake eff ibeir'hats to the people. . - ESTABLIHSED. IN 1826 Bark Who Are the DtaaaioalrtM Wrtm fht Jllhni mit Jnnkl.' I , .' .Qo tbe 6'.h of December, Kr.'lryerson, A Dernoeratie Senator for Georg4, said: "Tba South eao take care of arself. We will be prepared to defeod ourselves even at tba sacrifice or the Uaion." '' On tbe; ax roe day, Mr. Clark, VDeino erat!p Representative from Missouri, said ''' "Tba Union canool exist' if tba recom- ' j .1 : ii. - ..i r. i . .- . ..,., . J, . ; n. Jf,. . . r. .i c un me in. air. unesnui. a uemoerar.o Cenabjr from Sduth'Catolins.'aaid: ' '' ' "Tht South cannot preserve the Union: it does net behoove ber io ber down-trod' den and feeble condition,1' ' ,' . 06 the same day,' Mr. Pryor, Demoo;a-: lio Rprrs'en'.r.live from Virginia, saij; ' "The Representatives of the South Will never conaerit tpat t,be erealure.and cbam pion of the Republican party shall take pos. Sf anion of tbe Speaker's cbair." ' ' ". Oo the fiib, Mr. Moore, Democrat, of Alabama, aid:" ' ' ' " "ll the iVpubirc'all party' could ba de feaYetd tbe Uoioo would be preaerved,' but if sub a party were to succeed tha sooner tbe Union is dissolved the better." On tbe same day. Mr. Davis, Democra tic Representative from 'Mississippi,' said:' VewArd is a triitor and deserves the,, gallows." : . .. .". ' " ' '. .' On tha lOlh, Mr. Smith, Democrat, of Virginia," said: r ' ' "I would not ray if any particular man sbonld be elected President, I would im mediately favor, a dissolution of lbs U nmn." . . " . On the same day, Mr, Curry, Pempcrat, ol Aiaoam, eaiu: "If the North eleoted Seward or Chase br any other-member of ,the ,'RtpublicarT parly on a bectioual Platform, aucb ao election waa to be resisted to (be destruc tion of every tie tbat binda the confeder acy together." Applause by tbe Demo crat, '- v vv' : (Jn the l:itb, Senator Clay, Denpsrat. of Alabama, said: f'i will say tbat if Alabama be notreo- reint tb Slate pride and political i'ritegri- .1 :i ' it L i . . t . iy, sue. win never suomu to your itrpus Itoai, jthbriiv."' Aeain he said:"' "Unless slie and all tbe Southern States' except three are not faithless to tbe pledges they have gUMi, they wilt never submit io your Republican dommeenof! in this Government." , Again he said: ' '"I repeat by the unanimous action, of Legislatures and Conventions, the South em Slates", except 'three, have pledged iDemseives io oiaaoive tne uiion upon the prohijiliou of Slavery io tbe Territories!"' , 0a tbe same day. Senator Gw'n, Demo crat, of California, said: ' . , There U another reason wby theSouth- em States should prepare for a Dissolution of the Union; tbe' Republican Has triumpb- ed io sfinqst every Slate in the Atlintlo borders.' ! . . i ' . ., Again be said: ' t '"In my opinion it is imposiuls for a Republican . President to admiuister ths Uoverpoiettv'over a Slavrhctding State." . ., 0n the 14ib, Mr. McRes, Demoersl, p Mississippi, said; ' "If tba Union was not made I would not make it.. ' " ' ' A ' On the I5tk, Sir. Vallandigham, Demo crat, of Ohio; aaid: '' " vl bold to, one Union,' one Constitution, cne Destiny, which could opt be fulfilled eicepL by. the immediate, total Snd un conditional destruction of, .the epubl'csa party." " ' Oq ibe ss'meday. Mr. Crswford, pemo- cat, pi Ueori'ia, said: ' ',',NTb'e irhd!e rolterJ'.wUIi' the South) resolved itself into the 'question ' of Slave ry and disunion, br no Slavery and union." f Again he said: ' , "'"ft is.the sentiment of every Democrat on this poor 'from Georgia that tbey never would ailbmit to. 'the inauguration of a Bia'ok KepeblioAn President." ' '-."' Oo Ihe. !6ih, Mr. Booham, Dempcra,t, of South, fca'rtjlins said: - '"I aajr without hesiiatTon.'thai cb lha election of Mr. Seward or any other nun who ehdorses, proclaims br holds tbs sens timenta ueciarea oy air Bewara, a. wouia favor immediate Disunion And I think I speak the sentiments of my entire State." , Every ha of the authors of these trek spnableihreaib, it will be observed, is si' Democrat. If anybody can' point out a" single Republican who bas. ever attend such atrocious sentiments, or wbo 'does" not heartily rebuke tbem, wa wijl thank them to do i ' " ' ' ' And yet Ibis Demof ratio Party,' Whose' leailei-s.A.'e thus abetting and threatening1 Disunion, pretends to be prt-eminentlv the Union saving Party. Let tbem prist ' the Traitors in their own ranks, icste'ad bf slandering their neighbors, and the Union will be safe enouch. tfrl&r. Grow evidently bad no tliougbt of accepting a challenge from .Mr. Branob, and evidently had very erious tboughta cf defending himself if a (lacked. In both (bese things he was right! .Tbe member of CoDgresss wbo violates the present very severe and stringent laws established in tbe Distriol of Columbia sgajost dualling, de servee to be kicked out' of Coogrsss and jerked into (be Penitentiary. Lok. Jour. A fellow In Albsey is going io get bia life insured 'so tbat when ha dies be will have something to live on, and not fce. dependent on thahcold charities ot tbi world as bs opot war," ...