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SHENM60AHHERALD IS PUF3LISDKD WEEKLY DY jr^O. H. GRABILL ?SUBSCiUPi <X $} OO T^aar 'e?r, INVARIABLY IN APVANCE Communications of private nature charged for as advertising. H9RALD JOB OPPICB js OOOftata in every respect. Woik done on short notice and on the most Kwabla terms. 1X1.1 I ?!???!! w Vol. 93 Woodstock. Virginia, Friday, December 18,1910. No. 50 Shenandoah Herald ADVDRTISING RATBS Advertisements will be inserted at One Dollar per square of ten lines or less, for the first insertion '30 cents for each sul^uent insertion. *? i i uizrly or > eari jr ad ver 1 - ? -? by contract. ?AAesa the number of inser? tions s marked upon the manu? re if t, advertisements will i>e pub lb d until forbidden ard charge 11 ' * lingly. For Sale. An aaa i i Hom naas farm ho acrt Rofl) i. i;..clive land, SO1 acre* h. W< . T i*.cm dwelling, largs S i i r barn with free electric lights al ' -mi barn, tod all ofcessarj outbul gi la good repair, well *d. I 1-2 miles from ock, 1-2 mile from Valley s?*ti i for Bellini osmer desires mw In omer business. I * ' v ' aiak, ballance to suit pur cbas r Ye.t a cent less will buy it. ro*nn frame dwelling, good I d roof, two porahes nicely jnted md Other outbuild I ogs. Plenty] offruHof nearly all kinds, 2 miles from M iur?rtown, Va., on EV F. D. 1 C >nl : 1-2 Seres of land under ' '' ??''''> ' 00 for this coij ! t?!- Appl) lo J. N DAVIS & CO.. Heat Est, A For Sale. .Vi up tn date new dwelling just rn >ms with bsth, front * If 'ol cell ir. a >.:':? gai :.' i Iron fence, j I?100 yards j ni >? ? ? > .ii id al real-. os nd rill b*? sold tt s rf it l n at Mt. J icgsnn, . i * ? U*.j A 4 u. I ? from B s K in. Va 2k sen * ? >? d, l J fr t ti. 4.' i ismith '. w ouw 14\1* f. >?*.., i sh e all in first class I ?? Pri Baa >m.ble. \ ni v Bil J. B, n wi-; iV co., Wo dst ck. va. evil S^LL, ? miles n< m th of the V .v Pike, i ice lit" i in luntVi it. i;. k. .; u pur I I t A. . ?? : . v ll ? . if IiLi l lan i . ? roi ,il ? LAS li vii.*- v ? tr. ntl i! \ ? I cs 1 <m \ ri ?? ? . < -? - e; .'? iiice ? ... - UK I P S > ral sn*j >?ui;i which - my ?table. Prices r -.nab" and .o*id ce. J. W BOLTZMAN Ice Cream tlv on band at the* Biol I learner;. Wood .k, Va. ALL ICE ' Rd A AND H Eft? GUARANTEED PURE. i your orders for SB B, only, at .Valion *v Sn.'.'.i's Drujr Store Our ice plant is r.ow iu operation. ( BAPIN-8ACKM MFG. 00. Succ .*OiS to a VV. NICODEMUS k SONS, WoODSTOCKnyA fTeb 'j^-*) IT Lumber lor Sale. I am prepared to fill bills for all kind** of lumber, including frame and inch lamber, at moderatepriees* K. F. BRO^N, Sept. W?fl mo. pd. Jerome, Va. I ? 1 ? ar nd !.? ' 4 j . : : tip th i . i, who leter n ronte.- v. Ide World Count'ng tu.s Co&t. ??Wh-.f- ' lt ol S i...rn. renae'.''" asked a jronth w/hoae f.ui<-\ ?j;iei i.-'hriy turned to tboughta nf cou QUlll.ll ffli- n>. ?Weil." aaewered his Wai ? '. el re n ? i ? reid ot yi ur life!" L . don Telegraph. tfS/fltri Tim-) Doesn't Count. A part] ot East Indies natives aer< founel Bltttug in ;i row on tbs plat form of n ststlen after the train h. i left, and, bali d Ike reason, i in of the men replied, "<?h. sahib. Ve an waiting til the Ueketi ure cheaper." Belting. Belting. We are prepared to sell cotton and | leather Ik Itintf at prices, which defj competition. Send for prices. J. A. DYSART & CO \gents for tbe National L-eather Belting Co. Vv* >ODSTOCK, VIRGINIA SEWING MACHINE NEEDLES 81 uttles, bobbins, rubbers, belts, oil. aud part* faa AU Machines. Four ?l7.es noe qualft*/ needles in rust proof rase 1<> c*nU, 3 cases, assorted sizes, 25 cents. Special by mail. Send gtamus in payment, and sample needl? er n?its wanted with name of machine THE KLINE CO., BUSINESS DIRECTORY OF SHENANDOAH C0IUNTL_ ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW M. L Walton, Collaction K. D, WSH I 1 >??;?> irtinent. W. L. Nkw m an. Notary Public. VV ALTON A WAI TON, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Woodstock, Va. Praatios In State and Federal Courts. XX TAVENNER. J. M. BAUSERMAN n a v {?: n n i: I \ k BA u s E i ; m a n , ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW, Woodstock, Va. J EMUEL BORDEN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Bi gan practice in ls7^. 0*/nerand Manager of The Shenandoah Valley Collection and Adjustment Agency, e?<ts bli shed 1899. l*Ott-OfBce address Calvary, Shenandoah county, Va. r? H. BRUMRACK, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW. Woodstock, Va. Office: 'n ''Lewers Low." former? ly occupied hy the late P. W. Magruder. R 'SH ll. WILLIAMSON, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Woodstock, Va. I ^WEALTH'S ATTORNEY FOB PH EN ANDO AH COUNTY. Will prsctice in adjoining counties. ?Viii be in New Market every Satur? day. PHYSICIANS. D R. Ii. McC. HOFFMAN, TOM'S BROOK, VIRGINIA. lecided to locate at Tom's Brook I offer my professional ber \ le* i ? i the i eople ol that place and rich Calls promptly answered _rht. D ti, SMO T. '1 .- Lr p Woodatock, can ar his residence on North Mu u , ui: | i he late residence! 1 il. Campl rhee not pro. rv: D. D CARTER, ? and Residence South Main St w .. Virginia. al atte tion given to Rur? ferj . l'ii ink ( all 38. D w. s. clim:. RESIDENT PHYSICIAN. tts fails answered day or night. Mfloe and resideuOS North Main St. Mardi 4?tf. DENTISTS. D T. F. LOCKE, RESIDENT DENTIST, OIBOS Main St., Woodstock, Va. (fcjr Chloroform, ether and cocaine is*h1 for painless extraction of teeth. Ike. .W?Ijr, D R. J. C. BOWMAN, DENTIST, Woodstock, Virginia. Office on Court Street, above the >m'ce of Tavenner k Bauserman. Mutual Telephone. May .28, 'UH-Iyr. BUSINESS CARDS Woodstock Marble Works WOODSTOCK, VA. Monuments, Tombs and all kinds of Cemetery Work. Lowest prices in the Valley. Give 9 a call. E. U. SNYDER. Barber Shop. Court St,, Woodstock Va. -Varden Fravel, Propr. 15 Shave. 101 Haircut.... li Singe. 15 ! Shampoo.. Facial Massage. 28 Tonie Rub. 6 and lo Shaving Corpse- LOO Shave awav from shop 25 Haircut il " 30 laircut and shave away from shep .V) B3*T Prompt attention given to all customers A Sharf of the public patronage90" i ci ted. For Sale. 1.10, a .'re tract of jrrazinir land on [{vals Run between Dibertj Furnace ?nd Coolaellle, on which i* gorae imber?all in fl asa except the tim? ber-well watered bf Ryals Run It ls ?n excellent grazing ?arm and will be &old low. Apply to J. N. DAVIS A CO.. Woodstock, Va. Danie" contemplating locating in Fairfax county, will save Dione by consulting me, I have some fi nepi acea suitable for dairy and poultry. H. R. C* Sh<>< kf.v, Sept. 23 If. Vienna, Va. Trespass Notice. All parties are herebv notified not to trespass on our lands by bunting or otherwise. Maa. John Rly, J. a lUcauk : I i ! . '(.''? I. vi. el iv . I I ' I* I ; ? . ? . . ? ? : i. i ? ? . 1 ri I was ll i ll' UI ?! . . ?? .1 l duii*| n . I'm rd j I b ted." il were you edi* ni ilie i.< .' ?.!-' tloi . ,-iu a seminary." Then. \\i:!i a hm i?f coull cine: "There w ? inc sn' nu ?.-.lui-\ i.I v crktn' In u boa . oe.iv. un' . wis chambermaid, hnd creal tin il w bo e ??:'?? - de ;?; i e. hui I bent." i after ii pa uko. **8he was ? ..t. Van ? she ??? t RiiK berni te? dciil li with gu* i!c nlghl i?'?.' rc de 'xambintlous cony ...IV- vi I Lei der. "Quill* ' ? . y . ii ??; !( d I \i at" leniai ..eil ;i j m run li: t j., n roi league "?Surely : <>i.' w ii* Hie re join ;? r ''Yes. 11" w i"' home ni _' ? thin uki ? m .. i'ni j nm. mid his wife Ul! ? . I lt." A 3 Dcor. Hi ? : ? ' ? " i ip; I in tho 'i ? ? ? ?' ?.. ' i In Knsl ind: ~.\ le I III tin J ? air. :??? I ;i a\ lite door ti. il '.'ray expensed." Surfers Tranrit. **Hfp|j lively, ph;.-e." said the eon .I 1 ?:. "|f I was young enough lo d<> that." n .-pi.iided the aped passenger, climb In- aboard* Td walk and heat jour ki ??."-Philadelphia Ledger. Rise of Russia. In tbe bletorj af Europe dow/n to th middle ol the eighteenth reuturj Ki Bis is S l)larik. The le.unualli.n of lix Kin: lcm wm Lid by Uuric- the V man in the ninth century. In I he tentl reu tu ry tbe Russians were. Cbrtettan heed, idoptlag the Creek tt .rm ol I \. In lbs thirteenth eetifury I bri Uunnisun were completely overrun bj the Tartars under (larghls Khan Prom the Tartars Rossis eras detli ?rid by Ivan, who became czar in in time of Elisabeth lt was Peter ti ? Oreel (1072?1725i who gave Roesin .<?. the tirst time fl place In tbe states trys tem of Europe.?New York Amerlcea The Mistletoe. The misti* I oe bi .: Druidical eontrl* Putin!! to Christmas, lt was held lo fredi renemtlon by the Druids In sn flout Kliglfl nd, and I be cuttim; .if it waa nttended by sacrilking and feasi in^'. With wi Ind Incaittatlons lbs pri< -si climbed ' ? i ree on n bli h ; he mis' toe give . id ml it n wnj with ;i rn pure**! itiflU* no t.;.?.* metal being ;n lowed to ii"ii? h ii. As the twi-> | ikey were receired i i ,.i i man ? of speei!e-s? irbitenes*. Modest Greatness. Kep.-rter- Sen.He.i, ie. what do Vou I llttr!bUt(' \* Ul s:(n ?????-.? u I efl reer'j ! Imlneni st.iie? mau Kuti i heredity. \ uni ?? au I ? ?erve ui credit i"r it w'int??ver My tai ber bar' ori.Lil i< h. ;':.;| ; \ um ||ier hml i, ? I aud I Imp] 'i.m! tu inherit both Hum** qualin . 'v i 'h leap j 1'rihuue. From Jxreifncj. Mr- En| rfc I l< it inti tods) th ilnh Suiil ? iud Marj Junes v\ en cretly married leu months :i:n. .lu think of it* Married nearly a y< and DolNnly thc wiser! Mr. Enpeck Oh, I don't un iw! I'll bet Ktyltfa was a whole l?>t wiser before bs had been married a rn* i 7? Get that Cold oat of Your System "THE longer you let it hang on the harder it will l)c to get rid of it, and the more damage it will do. A continuous cold weakens the whole system, strains the lungs and leaves you ex? posed to attacks of other diseases. COLD TABLETS will free you from thc most stubborn cold. They cure Ls C prevent Colds, Feverish Conditions and Headaches that ofter company colds. , Price per box, thirty doses, 2: c. CHMITTS Drug Store, Woodatock, Va, Banking Service Banks are becoming; more and more tiie custodians of the funds of thc people, <?f both larne and small means. This is due to a wider appreciation of the value of banking service as its usefulness in extend and its methods become better known, In the case of The Shenandoah National BanK THE BEST service is assured. Its officers aim in every way to pro? tect the interests of its patrons, making usc of every means of precaution. It's up-to-date system of accuracy, promptness and the same carfeul attention to large or small depositors. It is a safe bank. It is the hank for all the people?rich and poor, men, women and chil? dren. If you have any banking nusiness to transact, come to the The Shenandoah National Bank ol Woodstock. Your Fall Suit and Overcoat will bethe very latest in Style and Fabric, if made by ?J. R. MILLER. A full line of all the very late* Patterns for the Kail and winter to select from. The best work' at reasonable prces is a i?et at Miller's, "Trie Tailor," Main street* Woodstock, Va. Th? Turkish Dootoe* Oath Ea Turkey t!:e>y bare u Ui|>i>ocrat; '.. thOUgb the y dd Dd : : l! I. tildi :.: ? ll . a In Al C-:!!ty ?! I I by 1 Syria ??ur 'i o ear il tbs ? radii it* ? In *dlclue the oal ? ? ?! I S ll. :i i>f (be rm di : '.. VV ? i;i* a few of t be pled - ? -.'. I ni i called ? f the nam lime i real pelican*, tbe on ri' h and ' r |*oor. I trill i I ? n irl houl I ? ? ration the mom j and v.iii ? for bin treatment I that I never di rllne lo an p ? r any rall, dey oi night, dnrln r I] n of com mun dl**eaHe*ti or of ai li mic or .?f - ont -"s. Thal I wt ll net tink extra tee* fron thc patient* Bod crtll not M?-t bj my ronaclenre bj exaggerating theil KiekncM In ??i*if r to gel the calllnt "'I hat in C'd^o of n doubt ns to tin treatment of h patient I will not leen bia life in danger through t failure li * "ii -ii t other Ctoctors <>u account ol my pride." A Pair of Poet*. Hearing a noise ii. the street befor his bouse "in* morning, Robert Brows big, ti." ["?';. w.i.t tc !..-> window alu ;i greal crowd gazing at boom Chinamen bi goi . ts coatumea Just leaving their carriages ti mount bis steps. Presently they wen announced ejf the Chinese mini; the court of and hld sui: A bi ?:. :. ? :? lentatl in tun ic- tnkei . Rro*a to the Interpreter May i . bat I am Indebted b-i tli.- bonor "r iii- ex< elli i - ? hdi y : r n | iii il, ' cy la a poel bi bia own country." Then ta shook bandi Hy Kr* ; i k t?. a bm bran? li e?f poetry I .-'* To I b the Interpret :. '*nis - :' te- |?oetlcnl ? - dziiia it na? il id i l cor Hally, ; An C--;a-i Recital A d.'/.'!! or fi fire " ?: ? * esl ai ii h* it ?? "ii \V:i| nt k;ree I *e:nl .; i to w ! I. Itel ?in ed le ^f t h?-> b ! ? ell p very bod,, lier recoi ? reeenl ojieratlon for a t through (t rei nf nu I e ree f"T 111 ?.ullin lcd I p - : *he Di ?? ? **4 s art ed lo i.-l! lier ex perl i <>n t be ? atlng lable. Al Ihln et Illili ? nf Ibo r now ur. f go. "I thought.*1 ah< iii il lo ? .;?.' .!'.... ThL Kay c* Do ? I " apparently i .? k. > win- h r i aiuoug :la it Ibe .iirecital at Venire b lui roted by Ti! aldo, who, i pointed in lon . . men! for lb di if bis rivy The key ls se> ronstmrted thal tm bundle ? ? ? be turned around. r.M enl lng a sm,.il! Bpring. wbii h being \ td a rerj la .drlrro i-i rmi* force t r ;.i t ne o' be? ? I his rei..' line thu! ile>!i i ? B'uitcd Imtned ly. tearing no mark, bul Ibe death i lbs victlra la aimosi luatantaneoua Tir? Themselves Getting Ready W.'iKhiii^t'iti In in- lells ;i sti ry nf * utan who He weill I ?:< k -? fi?r lo for Mm- areal ? ; si.?! ?? ' ? il lien ll ' il I ?' d? a ? md rest. 1 lieu li 'I wallie* i>rer tiie bill "\ ll.MISt I .? -!? te jg Uh i lie.! ure nlwnia pn? peril p. Tiiey upend Ives ?-.>? tln^' ready to do i thing a !,i<!i ihej never '!<?? J' la an excellent lilli I U k.'.'ii Improving oneself, t?> keep grow lng, but lhere munt lei tiin?* i<> begin tba greal wort nf life, I knew a man who Is sltnoni forty yeera old who hus ii,,t yet <b'' Ided what he is going IO ibi. Me h.is graduated from college mxl taken a number of postgraduate courses, bul all alon- general linea ile bas not yet begun te apeclaUse. I hi*, man fully believes be is going to .Ju -frat I binga yet. I hope he may.? gitccctt Magazine. Chrnged the Ncmi. H.- bad given np town ure. with lt*? mid diealpatlon, and waa Hrlng ::i the country. -What b charming cottager exclaim' ni-a dainty lady rbi I tor from London '?What have \<>n calle 1 It?"' ?*i have called lt Ibe KutsbeU," he*** : tt, and *?!?'' exclaimed: I !i. how delightful!" After toa and cato lo & thc back to London, when, bc ra maiued for els montba Then Bbs , ? him Bgaln. ? ?i v.. bs lol i bim. "Pelt you bl ? ll the i Why li it now i bes LKouel" ? \\ byf* he responded, with aosat wafnith. ' a I was tired of I** log Jollied! P I " i Hred or being kidded! Tl ? s hoj for I mile mun? I I n'M raag the doorbell every Hma be na |0 Bl k if the eololiel WM IbJ" London Telegraph._ Safe. "Thc worst thing ibot <n" ht snl'' about dim is that Im' BBB SO intimate frends." "When a man Ins no Ultima tf friends there ls no one IO My bud things about bim." Houston Tost THt gvil cf tt. Dumbleton-1 ritters chief fault l< that his temi'or OTWlottallj gets thr i^st of him haaher- fery true, and that wouldn't In- *?o hail If lt didu'l reveal tbe worst of bim A tue her nf | M J ?? I. li Bl ii ; ii i ?. i..-iKt.'re gu 1 i. i ll..-.. ?Vil.il . 1 ' - ' -?? ; ? lear u uni v. j file ? ? : et| ' . , but rn ? . u 1 I..n.(? ;(.'->!y lie Wit! ? on a ' . ? . ' a 5 hi.. <,iif lionel tteriug wo: J k Ile . [ned that it was the true ? and lawful uaiue of a porlell in Mon 1 aioutbsl re. near Pontypool, England. ? New V??:?!< Bim. i1 The Funeral Sportoe. "If you attend ii Persian funeral they band you at the door a small, tine J f tponge." The Bpeaket, a popular un- | lertaker, smiled. 3 "Ir is amusing to think of." he sahl. ' i. "Imagine ll by mea na of tbeae sponges j ail the mourners' tears are collected , and preserved In tiny vases of crystal. t They are used afterward nfl medicine, ;. a.e thougbl to have wonder* . ful heall ig -lower. During tbe senr? , !<??? each mourner kh*;s his sponge ready, and every tear that wells into his eye is ao\ i wp before it n.-is ? cl ace to ? scape. The undertaker lip* j to?- politely about, be extends tenta* tlrely tbe crystal vase, and those who have anything to add to its contents squeeze their sponges solemnly there? in. Then, with .fl bow e.f ack Howled? ment. the undertaker tlptoea on bin wa;. ? ? to the left, murmur* lng In h aud wool " 'I Invi shed. 8 r' ' Inn o . iou Bbc IV " Rarely Disturbed. Two spiders who dwelt In dlffereni r\ parts of a church chanced to meet to- _ gether in the aisle ene day when out for a constitutional. "How are you get t lug on?" said sp) ' d?T ..?. 1 t'> spider No 2. . moderaieli'" was the reply. "! * feel \. ry i infortabl S daya. I Ute In tie pulpit under I cushion, and on that day Ibe pam cornea and bangs tbe book and send* his flatt e.n tin- sieir. and I bare tel keep very I l< BB 'T else BOUie dav I think he'll hit me. He bangs with Such fl i". e that 1 kn-iu tie il aqua* I me to a Icily." "nh t vi rome snd live a Ufa mer salli hil tampa ti ion. "I'm never tl bled l .ii m tvays comfortable and nev I tr disturbed from one year'a end to the j I other." red!" said the other spider j "And e bere do you i'*-e?" "Uh, I ike. in the poorboxP was tin i reply.- Peersoo'fl Weekly. ? I Scott's Emulsion is the original?has been the standp-d far thirty-five years. There are thousands of i so-called "just as good" Emulsions, but they are not?they are simply imi? tations which" are never as good as the original. ! They are like thin milk? SCOTT'S is thick like a heaVy cream. If you want it thin, do it yourself?with water but dont buy it thin. FOB 8AJJE BY ALL DRUGGISTS 8"nd Mc., na?a of paper and thia ad. tar our beautiful Baringa Bank and Child'* Sketch Book. ?aril bank cuatatM a Good Look JWay. SCOTT Sk BOWNS. 40S Start St. Nar Yat* ! Antiquity of Fishing. Probably do bra neb of Indnrtry ear! lay claim io greater antiquity ibanj that of Ashing. Its eenuin would seen j to he roeral with tbe earliest effort* of human Ingenuity, for tbe oldi moo in,. ? it of antiquity boo***? the fish? erman In full ; ? n of the itu; ments of his railing, and eren th< i trile-s c-f aa rases arbieb have learned neither lo keep tio.-Us nor to till the fields an - .: rd In the fabrl -ation of the> book, ibe tish spear and the net The earlii *t civilisation or trie psaf-u Medlierranean was irunn with tJHblo, ?n. wine h men nu ' fishery." w - original > ii tubing ri laue, and Ita eu* terprlalug Inhabitant.*? devoted i..-Jr at tentieeti main \ tu the eolleetloo of a certain kind of mollusks, from arbieb they prepared Ibe fatuous tynan pur pie, prised more highly for Ibe rlcb ness and rarlety ?-' i's hues than any other dye kuoeu io .he atN'kents i Thc Pict Diamond. WW ti:.' grandfather of I buut, was | rnoi . ;' : <;? ga In ICOfl be i acquainted i a ;? ?*el in ?:?? bant mi d d. who I . Ile aske f i tbe rou lt a lould, - f - ? , bs Ve been bought on he-half of t ami ny, but I itt. seeing i In lt. could not res st f be temptation i ig a private bargnln. U< i .,,r of tl stol the sum of ?20,41 0, Red thal he bad behaved honor* ll he paid the man. wis lit was also <? t. Bui the i I - known lo be w than Jnmcbucd had i I I thc I IBU .od <!.:d ot gi sslp, which in f waj v lien later on Pitt bad tbs -t ..n.^* cul faed li ld lt to tbe reseat i : Frince for ?135.000. Bren that e-t !'. u i sunPdid not true raine. The atone was set fa I ?. crown of France. It weighed 410 mrats in rh" rongh, hut tl - pb ii: ? d lt t*> l':-'. ? rats V-*. I Tort St. George, Madras " Qualities of the Tcpaz. The name <-f the precious stone terted in the ring of Gj g - :i"i ?eeo banded down t<? us, but it ls prob ? ll was ti.' . tie' lifo I if At" An attrlbul ii.el e.f [nv. the an tenta called it ;< Ed magm t. as lt was credited lu- power e.f attracting that metal, in iicutiug ifs veins und ritual !.?? treasures. Hellodorus ta his story f Tbeageues and Cbartcles flays that I h.- topaz sa Vi ?; from tire i'll those who ivar lt aud that Cbarlclefl * erred by a topaz from the Bery wii^e n<-e of Arsaces, queen of Ethiopia : -tone waa i db t the first tails ians that Tbeagenea i wed io igypt. The t >pa2 at present symi.oi :?s Christian virtues faith justice, >mperance, gent.' clemency.? aria Figaro. Queer. Servant |who lias been sent to ches* se a stray rat for stslklng ebiekeiisi I-couldn't -catch 'Im u um for Ibe Mirer l-gol lo 'Im- the farther Y ivay.-l'uiK h. Ti*e Bette- Way. |-;..v. j.,... Child I'1 .rr" re'ievp , | hi oh hm ? t't Se ?ond I i . , . dually make mi .?.?il - |?i POWDER Absolutely Pure Tho only baking powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar No Alum, No Lime Phosphate He Wanted an Equal Chance. The "sporting parson," once a fa? miliar figure in . . - iety, has all but disappeared. In consequence of the religious revivals and reforms of the last century and a half. A hundred years ago, however, he still I writer in Tit-Bits, and of the type | I over a tittle sea-side parish in L .re. The place was a favorite landing place for woodcock at the time of their annual immigration, and the parson used to tell off a native to let him Know as the birds began to ar? rive. On Sunday h*? was preaching to his coi ion. and had Just reach? ed th- ad of bis discourse, when the church door was cautiously opened and a head appeared, follow? ed f by al ger. The par? ker either did Lot sec. or would not heed the Intruder, '''ho then gave a loud cough. The pn acher stopped in his pre ".iy asked, "What is it. John?" "Cocks is coom," i ' r. parson hurried ed his sermon case. "Shut tho door and lo.'k lt!M he cried I the people in church till I've surplice off. Let's ali have a . 1 t buys the <s :' ?: J . A i ? ?~_?.?-?.r.-^__i iEORGBL STORM & CO., New York. VIRGINIA CIGAR CO. Harrisonburg Va