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Woodstock, Virginia, Friday, December 23,1910.
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An excellent lime stone farm 140
a ol \>\k duettos lund, 3<> seres lu
Woodlat v. Ik obs awe Uti ;, 11
Sa Bfast barn with five electric lights
at *od brans, and nil oejbesaary
out mi lid ino i ia -food repair, srell
I d aud (snead, I 1-2 miles from
Wm tiatoek, 1-2 ;nile from Valley
toe . aga in otter h
I ; -? il.av.ee to ->uit pur
? I SJ 11 li >> will buy it.
9 I ? dwelling, goof)
e*\\ tal roof, two poi I - les J
paint da*adotherootooildiogs. Plenty
t of nearly all kinds, - miles
?ara, Va., on U. F. D. 1
n ** ? > l-l aeres ol lan. under
wlr ? : :. I for this co/..
. Il r* bOlOS. Apply to
J. N. DAVIS a 00 .
Real Kt. Agents.
An op to date new dwelling just
fin'.ohed of In rlth bath, front
and back porches g ol c? lier, (will
in-i' i isca) nice !?j\ fine j*aiu\n
B fruit, soelosed bv iron fence,
ce;- nt and watks? liH* ja
fr in station* This is anidtal resi?
der be eold at a reasonable
!.? cation at Mt. Jsogson* Va
Nkv 7 ro 'in dwelling3*1 mile from
I of land, 1>1
fruit b tra 12 tl6 feet.
i . ill in Qrst-C
p. Prli Hubie.
J. N. DAVIS &CO.,
\v. gt sk, Va.
\ n , liles north o'
Isto^l ;. ?:." \ nice
? - >. wi og,papered and j uint-j
( utbi all in
tfoe-el reps - i
a;> i ? i |j .< al SOI t of fruit. R. V.
I> ? ? i Vh,, 'Yo , p ir?
eh i- r at a R .
pt j t ?
J. N n\YI3? ro
? ? ? <;-' i *?gt.
If IrivCi Tonie Herc
1 .on i*'<ai. : . . .. IS | , i.., v.
LIVERY In Wo ti frith 1
i ?, io furnish JTOO U ;;t..-. you ?
Joj driving. Good b rsei
em. Nothim; CHEAP
oatfl* v*hich leaves no
-.table. Pries* r*.venable and.
J. W UOLTZMoN
Constant)*! on h; nd at the
K.xcelsi<-i ( i r.?me ry Wood?
ALL I< .AM AND
LeSte yeer orders for
Sunday creams. only, at
Wahon A Sn.? >*?t's Drug?
store Our ice plant ir
now in operation.
( HAl'IX SACKS MFG. CO.
6 i HOI I to
A. W, NICODEMUS A SONS.
Lumber for Sale.
I am prepared to fill bills for all
kinda of lumber, including frame and
inch lumber, at moderate prices.
U. F. BRO">N,
Sept lfj-3 mo. pd. Jerome, Va.
Count.n-j * L
***Wbaf*s >?? t
sui iii f#i
week foi Ibe r*?i v*i
Wbr: Tims Do :n't Ct'JOt
A patti ? ' E t Ii lao nat
feeiind Btttl -' n ? b es
I i the tral
left, aid* being asked tbs rsasan, i
Of the BBB ?''. ' Oh, sahib, we BT<
wnltinK' till UM twlotM are cheap'T.*"
We are prepared to sell cotton ant
leather belting at prices, which def;
competition. Send for prices.
J. A. DYSART & CC
\?ents for the National Leather
VV JODSTOCK. VIRGINIA
SEWING MACHINE NEfcOLES
Shuttles, bobbins, rubbers, bei.*- ol
and patts Far AU Machine*. 5oi
sizes fine quaUty needles in rust pro
case 10 cent*, 3 cases, assorted sj**
2b cents. 8 ped al by mail. JJ
stamps in payment, and sample neg?
,r uaiU wanted with name ol maclan
THE KLIWt COJ
ik^JU,ja'*i* Va. I
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
BM be<n uv-1 tor **K*f SIXTY FIVK YEAHS by
NS of MOT il K KS for their CHILDREN WHILE
INO. wah PERFECT t lt SiHaHF"
tie*- CHILD, J ? i' N'S the GUMS ALLAYS all TAIN;
Lir. Mid li the best rfmfdy for
DlVRRHOSA. Sold In I ?i-? ."?."?' t-. In e-verv p?.rt of th*
? rid B?Mir*J ru I n*.?<; for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
nil isk? :io .>t!'<T ki'iJ. Twenty r.v,- c, -its rn
bottle*. <ius--. I '?' I I ?nd Di .;*< Ait,
?! N'imhe i I
AN OLD AND WELL TRIED KEMEDY.
OF SHENANDOAH COUNTY.
M. [.. Wai ColJectloi
B. I). N'kw\s, I'.partment.
W. L. Nkwman. Notary Pub ic.
ALTON v* WALTON,
Practice in State and Federal Courts.
a ravBHNBR. .?. m. bausbbman
n A V K N N !?: ll a- BA l' s K11M A N,
| EMULL BORDEN,
li- ^an practice in 1*7 *>. operand
Manager of The Shenandoah Valley
Betioa and Adjustment Agency,
e.?tablish"d l*v?!?. l**OSt*offlOS address
Caleary, Shenandoah county, Ya.
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR
Office: lu "Lewers How,'' former
rupied by tbs lute P. VV. Magruder.
DSH II. WILLIAMSON,
Commonwealth's attorney FOI;
MU NW \ l>>A H COONTY.
Will practice in adjoining counties
Aili be in New Market every Satur?
K. H. Mer. hoffman,
toms BROOK, virginia.
Hai eel erl ed to locate at Tom's
!>i"' k 1 >?**? r my professional -
? ic-- > the oeople o< thal place arid
ociir. Calls prouiptlj answered
<?.' Q ghi
li. J. ll. SMOOT,
ring located io Woodstock, can
I at his residence on North
Vluhlenburg Street, the late residence'
of Ur J. L Campbell, when not pro
ft ss Ional ly ^n^a^ed
li. I). D. CARTER,
??* and Ilesidence South Main St
<*y Special attention giveu to Sur
;:? ry. Phone Call 38.
W. S. CLINK,
' Calls* answeied day or night.
Office and lesldenes North Main St.
H. T. F. LOCKE,
ortice Main St., Woodstock, Va.
t?" Chloroform, ether and cocaine
used for painless extraction of teeth.
D.c. HI? lyr.
R, J.C. BOWMAN,
Office on Court Street, above the
ottice of Tavenner k Bauserman.
May 28, "OH-lyr.
Monuments, Tombs and all kinds
of Cemetery Work.
Lowest prices in the Valley. Give
us a call. H. U. SNYDER.
Coubt Sr,, Woodstock Va.
Warden Fravel, Propr,
Shave. 10 I Haircut.... lH
Sinj*e. 15 j Shampoo.. 15
al Massage. 2r>
Tonic Rub. I and 1<>
Shaving Corpse- 1.00
Shave away from shop 2">
Haircut iT il ?'.'?
Haircut and shave away from shop 50
Cir Prompt attention given to all
A Shar*" of the public patronage80*
130, acre tract of grazing land on
Ryals Run betweeu Diberty Furnace
snd t onicville, on which is some
timber?all in grass except th* tim?
ber?well watered hy Ry ala Run I*,
is an excellent grazing larm and will
be sold low. Apply to
J. N. DAVIS A C" .
. i mmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ^ ?
Pantes contemplating locattn/ in
Fairfax county, will gave mone by
consulting me, I ha ve some fineidaces
suitable for dairy and poultry. \
H. R. C. Shockey,
Sept 23?tf. Vienna. V (rv
- I ?
||<mI ' unlnl-wu,"
??? 1 Iii- .. !: '
but ni' nt to corer I
iu Siadc? ' ' '
? ? : e ? or
! ? k anI i" ' ? i
?': V. U, Rbould .' W
lo t*onv< r?
HA ri heirloom." ex\ .'.? i ?? el the I
r thirteen ; bo; .
liing (bal irs be d tim
loe n from fa sud lu i ??
Dstancea highly prlwd."
??!'.: | heir! mi I'm s r*
nj?.** i I tbe j ter.
leal ? w nsn*l so I ??
iie les -."-- Kt en bod: -
Ti:, ght Fer Others.
"\ ?: 1<\;\ or ti
r r ? f your (?
"I ' I buy um
? ?. yt, |
No P!ac3 Tor His Talents.
At St. John's ? lowed BWSy
upon Barry Whitney's yacht I
fejr an srctlc bu nj lng trip. Qb eras
<iisr.e\ *: *i i? ei late to r horn bim :?>
Ibe ll tis Newfoundland : 11,
Whit ? 'in d to 1 I
l la i ;e- inge. De wasa I au
ful nt this, bo ti ???? er. The
simply could 11 les sny son of work.
Short of ' 'fdn't
be !:!.'?:''? to hatton his collsr.
"Hy than !? \" Whitney said e.n.. flay,
Tts b do!lou to leave yon I
Btsb.*1 Tli ? Rtowaway Beemed mooro*
MBee-llerB mah, Mr. Whitney,'1 be
raid e ? . ? i i,'t fbsde
me so welcome on bosrd your jiggered
old yacht that i ? lay. Rut
whet cool l I do op hereT II?> swepl
his band around st tbs E ? bate
half r< i.r : nd tbe rest hole In tbs
"Whrtt is your business, anyhow?"
Whit i i ly.
"I." nald the stowaway, ??am i e
end Btory worker.**- Cincinnati Times*
"I washed Willie's psnti r*ndderday,
and dey shrank bo dat de> ne' chile kin
bs*dly w:i!k iu 'um. Won'er how I
gwan Oe mn?"
"Try wasbln' de chile. Maybe he
A Spoiled Evening.
"DM she Lave a good time st the
"Not ve ry Y ? ?'..?dy r
any fuss be Dmo mo ' ?
than : e di :. I with her."- IN
A friend that lo bey \
hr? worth what you pay f'>r bim, : ?
matte- *.. bi I >'!,*it may be. -Pn nt
Get that Cold oct
of Your System
THE longer you Iel it hang on t!:o harder it vii be to get rid R
of et, eind the more damage it will do. A continuous coll
weakens the whole system, strains the (un?i and leaves you ex?
posed to attacks of other diseases.
will free you from thc moct stubborn o'.!. They curr* La Gr!
prevent Colds, Feverish Conditions nr.d Headaches thal oil i
Price per box, thirty doxa, 25c.
CHMITTS Drug Store. Woodstock, Va.
Banks are becoming more and more the custodians
of the funds of the people, of both large and small
means. This is due to a wider appreciation of the value
of banking service as its usefulness in extend and its
methods become better known, In the case of
service is assured. Its officers aim in every way to pro?
tect the interests of its patrons, making use of every
means of precaution. It's up-to-date system of accuracy,
promptness and the same carfeul attention to large of
small depositors. His a safe bank. It is the bank for
all the people?rich and poor, mer, women and chil?
dren. If vou have any banking- unstness to transact,
come to the
The Shenandoah National Bank'
YourFall Suit and Overcoat
will bethe very latest in
Style and Fabric, if made by
J. R. MILLER.
A full line of all the very lates Patterns for the Fall
and winter to select from. The best work at reasonable
prces is t I jr's, "The Tailor." Main
street. Woodstock. Va.
A Fa' vs Mistr.
John Blwcs, ?? d i i\lmJ?we cnn I
I.. S;;y tl.iii; : .
century, i ?<
bo, nos w. el i?f i ? lllloti <.f money.
!. ':.<! 'ii phil.lU
thri'PlC I'l'iejlc WOUlU BO I;, e lillie" Hu 'l-l
fl J.e'MI.V il-lll lu* ,
l ?>'> ? *j ? tits .li .
He Wini i tba! was lu Um Ibb|
n t\v< ? i?ony t Bj
sn 0 ??:??'??:?
I Hill Iii I el JJ lle-K'
t- r s el in. Kl wes i ?
tost tli" ? ? waa quite uofli?.???.?
Bary sod bs mu o< t much hurt
Bo li?' mi e'Mt with th**
doctor. The <! ? ?? as I i I ks one
leg nntl t;-t ns h* liked. Elwes
would take ". ? i ther sn 1 do nothing
t?? lt. And be would bet tho doctor
the smooi i of bli bill that tho nntcnd*
ed leg gol well first. Ho used to boast
sfterwsrd that bs beat the doctor by
His Brother Was Different
A noted Philadelphia attorney leila
one on himself. Ile left his native
town lu Tennessee years ago mu] lo
CSted Iii Philadelphia to practice law
He h. - been oulformly loecessfol
His brother, on the other hand, re?
mained behind St the family I.
stead. Returning to his native town
some time ajro, the attorney met an
old darky in the road.
"Hello, ooeler bs s;iid. Bul the old
moo did n raise tbs boj bs u-ed
tokoow in tbs : roai looking Citi?
zen who .1 bim.
""?Viii." asked tbe lawyer, "how are
thc Blonk f
??<>!:. tl 're all r gbt*H sahl 'ho old
"Jim Blank baa gone to Phil
ede!] lia sod de a lot of i
i a lawyer, ash.*1
"Is tba! ' moy
?"Lewdy, no!*' p I old
- t<i i rlug him tbe
ar. At the' I ml of
ed tinii' t!..? i - pre*
??v. || fat lt, Mwhnl
ls ali ?' . ? tura
i | most havi
'! si i role,*1 ')?
Bootber. uFIere rou i
"Hut* aire, you le ire tl
eotlrely oat of il
? ibe !'? ad w le i
straight i n . a I.
The K.^e.i G.iti Diaqinri.
Knurl pinn r??ni.-1 sod od it
New Zealand anei dug to ihe an
<ef a million ajj ! a half yenrly, is u*ec!
chiefly f?>r furniture po \nhea and \;ir
nisiics. sud qi st of li la esnorted t*
america* The Indur- rj ??' dinting Is
is unlike any other In ibo a rid. A
kauri forest ls i beautiful Bight, bot
koort gam rounfry lu I
ninl di el? i. itu ? oipy ren
ofteo. with Bingil ny lu-.w y, >
Boll, out i-f whi- li ihe gum t? ? ? .? d
kanrl pince ?f ? .: I ? _ van
lahed foi pata la d rod Then
aro wb< lilia ?i
kauri rountfj na Mil I
tie Bcrob i <?n it. >
of tbe gum di; i lu hi
- are Maori*, p friend nu
tome ore Pi
nnnilicr are 11 * I - nt
The- you -
girl, ii wei
bal sh., i .i iii i . !!?? want
ed to call sj! lin 1*1 ? lies I Dight, ba<
hardly li.;?l the i. ri ? io ask p??rni
te) (lei X(>.
Td Ilks I i come op ag ?in.*' he niH
v.hi u liv* waa rc idy lo ;."> borne "Il>>\
abont oexl week v> me tlme?H
A look of disap|M lotmeol rome ovei
ber face. "Next weekTT abe
?'Why. Isn't that-er-weil. TU tell yon
wost to do; yoe come op tomorrow
nigh! sod we'll decide which night
next week you may coll.**?Detroit
Tho Soul of ths House.
Tiaro sre big IkHWe** aod small.
bsndnome and plain, dear and rbesp
bal o\cry boose la like a null of clot bea
in that it makes sm h a lot of differ
who ',s walking an und in i*
True enough, if she's there, it Mema
Uko boose; it' she lso*t, lt doesn't Ko
amount ?*f elegance of edifice or for
alsbtags caa corni ? ? 11?:11?? fur m-r ab
si mr. She is the lodlapeosable fac?
tor to any boose life worthy of ths
na me.-Troy Proas.
Look About You.
lt is wonderful how mm li one erin
ham bf raithaiin^ toe habit ot ob
I si-nation. As y?m walk in the stree!
ir rid?? in tlio * ar veeti pick up ?? SOT
-ia;,* ;i:i;itiiiil of lafortBMtioa Pul
j fi! eew betbg* aro latcosety lotereatltig
'and Ihey are t*oo*tantl*f leaching u
soetalog 'i other lUs not ht youi
knowledge ie* Pal it to rn
I pra< thal D
,No One to Do lt.
"Yee') | Bl e> tlli's-i- BOUUI 0 ll II
dron (ant yog find work?"
Tho man ? i:h the three doyW tieard
SSjd tbs rag! I Wlpl <l away
"Alas*, mum.' ! ' "lt Wouldn't
j be any good They oin t sid BSBrOejl I >
"?Joan, tho rook los beta drtnklog
j "Im who mtv drankT"
?Oh. \cry Rfc* aojra *?be'll never
leave ua"-U'ii?Uiugi?JU Star.
T i I Creal Cl
I ' "
? m on
I ' :''. |f y<?u
want to pin
i ? lie gel ni
i ? ?
? . ? of a Ijyat
r tn : tish I uni a trio
' !' di ' ?? Hon. in
> ia real life, sod real
;:st these throe things
The d wis are fixed for all of ns
e ail sufficing bounty In
npply if ne can got and keep in
touch with lt.?Atlantic.
Mies For Whooping Cough.
A fall ly alarming relic of med
aostrams cn lice re emly
A mother o asslag with her
boaaekeener the probability of ber
children taking whooping cough, which
vnlenl In tbe commaaity
di ponda hie.
'?linallie helper, of more than average
id Judgm nt, aald: "Mw
lt, it" you'll l"t me I can koop your
children fr un baring whooping congo.
I've kept lota of children from haying
it. but I wouldu*t do it without telling
"Well, Martha what la lt?"
"V<>ii catch a live moona and kill and
- it and aod hake lt aud
fe 1 ll to ti. ? blldren. lt lan't had to
mid ol ? ourse they don't koow
il is That would spoil tiie
d's exciani itlon of horror
? nvii-ti en. "I've given
di en. ami never o
. .n 1 leslgner.
n Wagner Died.
"Xearl lo v.
? ? .? 'lu? plat i'
. ^ .
1 I u ; [!.
rt 1st s*ie?u\l ;:\ t>u
now what it represented
.?at the time
. ?? !"r s.-iili aud Neumann.
? 1 its * * "it the mourning throng
Lasi Rcvo'-.ticnary Survivor.
Th* >r ol '.ii ? Revolul
iry war J in < ir.iy. w bo died in
1 ? i pit yean, oe
a 211, IS*
ii. el h.- dn
r*00 from tbe gor
U ueral Johu a. Bingham
I r.t ih<- . ? -I Stillwater aod
:>hi. c ia the army, being
- .1 i ii.-a Ho Beru
luder of the war
Elia . iel la on tile at t!n
? ? ? ? - ron mb '? si i of - '?
. claims. Colamba i i Ispatch.
The Bull of Periilus.
Perilla* ol* At henri ia said to have iii
rented for Phalaris, tyrant of Agrlgi D
tum. ."'To B. <'., a brazen hull which
Opened on til" Bide to admit victims
win* wen* to i.e. roasted hy the iii*'
which was balli underneath. The dy?
ing groans of the surt'erers resembled
closely tho roaring of a mad hull. Pbs
larfa greatly Sdoilred tho invention and
hy way of test roasted the Inventoi
tirst. Later tbe populace rose in re
bellioo and baroed Phalaris.
"I notice a lady has received bj
wireless a preeerlptlon from her doctor
"What was it/"
"Told her lo brace up aud she would
be <>. K."
"Well. will. Here's a case of drug?
less treatment by wireless prescript ion
for a Bickies* Illness. What so ssa ws
live inT-Philadelphia Ledger.
We are loo fond of our own will.
Wt want to be dotOf what we fancy
mighty Ulinga, bal tho greol point is
to do small things, whoo called to
them, In a right spirit.?lt. (V il
He?There is no doubt that nature's
works ate indeed marvelous. B
Aren't they? Only fane v. even 'ho
tiniest Insect has its Latin name
London M. A. P.
Knicker?Pul be make himself Indis?
pensable to the firm? Bo. ker-Y
mmh so that when ho h-lt they sot
three detectives looking for him.?New
An Apostle of Repose.
First Hum-Writers say dat *\y M rt t
of aristocratic appearance ls repos,. . f
manner. Second Itu in -Pat's me.?Chi?
He that sleeps feels not the tooth?
ache.- Shu kespea re.
In the Toils.
"I understaini your cousin married
a struggling y.iung mnn."
"Yes, he struggled all right, but he
couldn't pot away from her."?Pitts
"Madam, your account is overdrawn,
and we have had to send a number of
your checks back."
-How perfectly funnyf?New York
T i Arl c< 9
' ? ? ?
i of the
I or ?
and I ?? t i mi ii .w il i pre*
Bud In Virgil** I
ord "f a i.i;?r h li
it in y*
... .? '!
Cc- o' 6 ta? I
i one <
willi h p:u ll yi
of thousand* e.f stag
ii ihe .
turie* pa it Men'hui I
have been pul forward I
it. Borne nai I ? e* ms
I ? mutti ? i* tit
leadership of their varlo i - l*
seems haul to u 'count ot hem ??? fi
tbe attraction which brings * ra am
their mate* froi 11 lela, on the Itu*
siaii bonh-r: from the Liecbtenatein
? e's south of Vienna and
from til" still larger estate's in
gary lg to the Archduke' Fred
erick, all Ihe way to the Scboi
The Dialed Was Thire.
Ex-Governor Hob . r of Tonne.
Bee wa* once ei I lg a oort hen
guest who was rather skeptical I
the prc. <: . i f In -tori -
southern lie thought it over?
drawn. Te. disprove the contention,
Mr. Taylor laughingly made a v _
? ki that the' northerner
w mid be a, '.' to interpret the lan*
? ; h.- Hr*t ne _?
eordingly they iel ? ut and presently
? Te lng bbl friend
lose I. Mr. Taj r stepped
. . : ded and
';- d his
. . iraI i
th who?" Ever} body'a.
Found th ? ' -t's Day.
i peasant sued another to
recovi rf. the dela
<>r 1: : ? d to re
furn the money on 8t. lleiiry'a
But, having failed to d > ?n for a
the lei : that th.
Russian Ortl - I "ch Include* ii
such saint as st Henry, and tbe
before whom Ihe rase was tried wa?
i to what verdict lu
xhould give Happily the ld
ri d to him that, i*ulOl "T DO saint. A
s. Ints' ei j Included even ihe hm>'
doubtful, so he gave I l that th
50 robles should be returned next A
??sir." tartly naya the lady of uncer
tala age to tim floorwalker, "la then
way of getting one of these eales
men t" pay ' ? aome attention'.'*'
"Well." aaya til ? floorwalker coir
dentlally, "I'll lutrodu e you to
om* e.f ibeni you fuuey. hui I'll ti
you now that ali of them have thei
An Amiable Man
"Why do you itrtrue with your wlfp
Don't you know it doesn't do yiMl a li
eel gi Mid?"
"Sure l <to Uni I ain't i.*ot *m*h
mean dl*|Nisitlon as p. deprive 'cr ?
tbo plea* ti re." Cleveland l.eaeler
"Let me give y ii ii |*duter.** the Li
terlocutor mu i! tu th.! man.
"I leitit jrivt* mt* a |m du I er." n
tile end 111;,il. "gil e lue a fox te;
All P. -dy For thc Show
Ore hestra I tinier a ' i he ? r* hesii
player* I ik Th Mm
hitit Wi ' ri dve
tfsed a full "?? he**tni
.fself M.--I ln? "tl
is the trade
is found on
of the genuine
the standard Cod Liver
Oil preparation of the
world. Nothing equals
it to build up the weak
and wasted bodies of
young and old.
FUR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
Bend 10c , name of paper and this ad. tot
our beautiful Savings Bank and Child'*
Sketch-Rook. Each hank contains a
Good Luck Penny.
SCOTT A BO WWI, 409 P??ri 3*u H. T.
The only baking powder
made from Royal Grape
Cream of Tartar
Nofllum, No Lime Phosphate
"Which Carlyle | ?
Thorp Is a rt bing to mark Ihe A- !i
Ilouse, where I io ths
Scottish n il;
I ; - ? -
o bj a
the wher a'
? ?? '
I. "I '.
Tzar I' : 'a muffl 1
waa I to I b ll ff wa?
gered b out
of it. ono morn .
? win- li -
which tb i !?
box. 0|v< tiing it noisllj |
his fl rui. while P ll wa*
a In i i at aui-b
powder with evident ?
"What are you doing rb* i
vlng a I
! -lil it
1 I. ep : I
rather break tbe ru i
? Diy duty.*
Tani bni _ _ ami n
"Tl. t's ;? lad. bot as
'?? x is i.
lioth of lia you tan \u ? p it ;
Ju venita Wisdom.
?ni some examination pg]
ichnsetl *? wc repeat; J
?'Capillarity is when d
around tbe edi e of ti. i and
"Th" - ia Thai
r thoir ' I*
p Ia rd for fair w >ai her.
They kept np thoir festivities f<>r Mires
?1 lya catii ie all tbe time. A party of
their v\..; - down tbe hill.**
??II- i i own ?
creased the imputation of Ei it and
"Etsau wrote f:ii>'.es and * I i
??Tli.' I.tiper-.-I eras
:vt..| Rou i i ami Juliet ai Rome"
"Lin ilu ba* a I
i< a *igu "i many brain* '*?Ev<
Kelson rs s Co iii
Keltton wah ihe bera
i la I. :-? ? wu time, bil
parent ly of ihe ii art Rsm
?nuts m i*miver*nti< a with him
which .-;: esr* lu i
hy tt. Kill* Ri hetti M li ird bli i
i-noe during dinner.** esys IS - tit?
ter many bitter complain iwhl
I....iv Hamilton \al:.ly stteinpteil t<>
cheeki of ths wsj hs bad sd
at court that *<.r?noou-tho queen bsd
not cnudsscended to take the" slightest
notice of him. In truth. Nelson was
hated at court; they wore fssJona sf
him." Hot thou it must bs remom
bsftd that Rogers was roi:.' rued as a
particularly ill natured gossip.
The Ruling Passion.
It Im related sf I certain til r IS SB sa?
vant, to show how stream tia* ruling
passion ls In death, that as be was
dying he exclaimed lu tr ne h. in
which uuurssgt be wm * lessrn
ed, "Jo incurs" (I dist PlSitj ^e>.?n he
opened his eysSJ ho fore PSW Sf away
ami added: "Mn k.mn wt h ?
Jo sss sass**!** tOvfai can teao I i French
SS* thc rchVxlvo form of the \erh "to
die.") His hist Milker sf int . .st waa
In the word uie.ro than In tts fSl t e>f
Di "-?"li's Humor.
I was latrodoeed bf ssurtri mar re?
gies! to slr* W\ adham I.ov. - I pret?
ty little WOSsen, a flirt tfsd rattle?
indeed, pifti<l with a volubility I
should think anoijualed ami *?f which
I ran eotSTey so idea Sit" told me
she liked "siUnt. BSsltBCfSOty nen." t
answered that I had no thai' of lt.?
Letter of Benjamin Disraeli Iii His Si*.
?Ta. what \? an optimist?"
"An optimist, my SOB. ls a rm with
Il cents in his j.e. kc*, uh., down*!
grow sarcastic wluu be road- ihal his
country'* per caph* wealth ?> $37.**?
It ir mingham A*;e Ucruii