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Montgomery & Roccker,
BANKERS AND BROKERS
Loan Money, Buy Notes. Draw brails on nil
prlclpM cities, and OUetins prompUy made.
Pay Taxes lor non-residents ; loans ticsotlaled
0. 1 real estate, anil Investments made n farora
fc'e tenia. Jnte rest allowed n Time DcimsiU.
Frazer & McDonald
FOREST CITY, MISSOURI,
TKANSACTS a ttcnrral tonklne business
Sell cwhatnr; on the Chief cities or the
tutted States and Europe- Allows Intemt ou
ilr l-orlts when left a s-eclfied time, LsillecUens
15. It. FKAZKR. . McD?.,
J. T. THATCHER, M. D.
IIOUCEOPATIIIST AND SURGEON,
OFKICK. .At residence, two doori north
4. A. Csevcs's Store ; formorly resldcnco o
1. eTl Orwu
A, UOKUX. M. I. G.A. rtKr,K.NlUfcM.A.jr.,M.D
Goslin & Fiegenbiium,
rilYSIClANS AND SURGEONS,
iiFFICE Oindnit smith of Sank, np-stalrs
ii. c. riau'EK. c v- -"KKX
1EPPER & AIKEN,
Attorneys at Liuv,
hound cm, mo.
0FFICE..0verOursant & Meyer's store.
A. II. JAMISON,
Attorney at Law,.
j Estate, Insnranoa an. Colloot-
1I0USI) CITY. MISSOURI.
Will pracUce In all ths courts of norttwest
Attorney at Law,
Will nrsoticeln all the eonris rf: Missouri.
Veil tetS.Imiil.ess and '?" '?'. fl
I attended to. Oftlce west side st lublie
T. C. DUNG AN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
will nnc'.lee In all Court of Mlsonrl.l'ans.-s
janSriSa. fb-al Estate business, and
I -..lections promptly attended to.
R. I. REA,
Attorney at Law. Notary
Public and Heal Estate Agent,
n .n attend to all lesal business Intrusted to
1 l In nil the courts o Northwest Missouri,
railo alirnumrol choice bu.ui.es
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
0 ;:l Vractlce In all Courts. Real plate l.tsl
tu aVdCxdlectirtis promptly attended to.
15. J. KELLOGG,
ATTORNE Y.. AT .. L A W ,
OA . practice In' an tlie courts nfinnlt ud ad
TIME iS MONEY,
llrelf Ittcansclt will not tear or rip the most
inder fabric V
Hoc not pull off or break buttons.
T. u ran wcab In the parlor, kltihu or culiar
vltluiul tpbulitu;; the wattr.
Tlie machine Is so arranged tfcat It eau be Re
tain a J"o. I 3-hoped tub, and U the roost dnt
it.ble machine in exUteuce.
you would not do without It for teu times Its
rtfct ofter trying It. All machines re warravt--l
to do all that Is represented.
It I the only rij:ht-angld luscblua in exlst-.-.c.
the rijrhs-aiipie plus working n the saiue
I rinclple as if washing by hand.
It lll wash one piece nt a time with a small
cinoont of water. r fire or six shirts. 1 blanket.
I quilt or the r equivalent, withamucU water
ONLY FIVE DOLLARS
is rli pH of the mathln.
AfSENTS "WANTED. t whom liberal dis
counts will be made. Money must Invariably
ACcomraaiy the order. Address
D. Kunkel, Sr.,
Or.ffon, Holt County, Mo.
These famous Instru
ments now exceed
In number, th fntrtory bv-
!i!K beca;iu Micces.ful oper-
aliuu3Q soars. ISO ur.mnj
are BEar IN TONE,
RSost Tasteful in Form,
Out Lasts all Others.
A great variety of styles both for public ami
private us. Catalogues sent free to any, ad
Iruss on application. Also a
FULL LINE OF PIANOS
unsurtfassed in Tone and Workmanship.
Jrtdreju the company either .it Eokton. Mass.
Kansas City. Mo. or Atlanta Ga.
'Ifteon different machines
fill wlilrli I'lilliicrs. Cablil-t
.takers. Wagon Jfsfcvt, au.l
oMrra mn -ti iMTiianra-is
work r;iiiun le as tn ;u.il-
Itv and nrire
; steam pow-
aiso am t.
tMlrs supplies saw iail
deAiBiisfor Wall lirackJls
and Builders' Scroll Work.
Say where you read this and send for Cata
logue nnd prices.
W.F. & JOHN BAKNESa
loirfcfoiu, inuebago Co.,
Iamjiow waking several kiyldi c(
of the Jate.t tvlcs and will furnib
them at .very reasonable; prices.
i Iworkillees on tlie shares; will teac.
artificial warming, queen brcedln f.ele.
1 aI.o finibh . .
PURE ITALIAN QUEENS
1 . . , .
eiil all apiarists siipjflicsj cheaper than
the cheapest, and; iJrtvT)!tw ;s.itikfac
lion. 1. J. UOCEKS, Oregon, J.'. .
tu - . ,s . , .r .f
'St is now generally nnced in eztcnua
Conor AnauiaH' .ofleuse that lie was
raised with n other playmates thati a
gg-i c "Mil? . cS&
j I .
sLr Jo Bee
Twas a say little trout
That one momlnfr'Knvo out
e OQUld sh'f t for himdelf, oqd cguld catch his
Bajil his uiotlior, "Tai0 cjro,
AiJ"l of aiijflor's be.raro!"
For this ii.thor was steady, aqJ cautlouj, and
'Oh. humphl" Burgled Trout,
SpUsainr bnMly about,
"Tho very nrt dy that I seo I shall snap!
Mother fog!J;hK thinks,
Thai cyen-thlnr louiutiuy Is mjaut for n
ntl ho wont to the Falls,
iv 'Wliere ho ma-Jo many calls,
WEsro ho raced with the minnows and danced
with 'he perch.
Whilst he did uot f anrot
Ho was hungry, as yet
Thcui'U uo Uy, worm or cricket rewarded his
J a the brook's diepsst flow,
,5'Inif hid flown liclow,
TiroJ, t last, slept tho Trout, though his eyes
did not close.
When there droppcil from a stump.
With mi inn.H-ont plump,
Ajjrimson-buea dy, pausirtr over his nose.
Little Trout, all alit,
Dasaed at onto, with a flirt.
At this morsel thai promised bo sweat ft ro
past. Kay. ho stoppc4 not to look
For a posslblu book.
So he found hluMclf airily dangllnjr at last
no was luckily small.
And not wanted at all;
Thus ho found himself back in the brook. In
I am sure ho jrrow wise
As he Increased In sbco.
Doyoutbinkthat heevqr wai captured ivrain?
Di NO ARITHMETIC LAND.
Arithmetic, he would hare told you
' was the worry of Rob Henry's life. His
other studies were, as a njlo, easy
enough perhaps becauso ho found
them more interesting, and so liked
them better and hp tood voll in his
classes; but in arithmstio ho was al-waj-s
foot, and at twelve years old was
stuck fast in the multiplication table,
which could cot .be persuaded to stick
fast to him.
He had been kept in ono afternoon,
over a largo sum in fractions, and came
home late, to find a cold dinner and his
Indeed, a cold dinner was always part
of the penalty for being kept in. 'School
was out at half-post two, and the dinner
hour being three, allowed plenty of time
for Rob to ,bd punctual, so Mrs. Henry
never suffered dinucr to bo kept hot for
This day, cold mutton and oold pota
toes, witbTcold batter-pudding; were not
inviting to evcti a hungry boy, ami Hob
wont up to the sitting room thoroughly
otrt of humor.
He threw his books down on tho
table' afid himself on tho loungo,
"I hate arithmetic," ho said. "I
wish there was no such thing in the
,Y, Gdcd-morning!" said a strange voice
at his elbow.
He looked round, and there 'sfood the
oddes'tvloaking' little man ho had ever
seen. It was not hinuulf but his dress
that was so queer. Ono sleeve was
long and tho other short; tho legs of
his'trowscrs Were not 'matches, and
his coat looked more like a b.13 tiiaa a
"Would yon like to tako a walk?
said this qucor little man.
"Walk? Where?" asked Rob, rub
bin his eye's.
There was do sitting-room, no lounge,
no table near. Instead, ho was lying
on tho ground, just ouUido of what
seemed to l)j a town of soma sort.
r " Where am I?"
Oh, this is No Arithmotle Land!"
answered h'u cuntpanion. "Wo bare
: no mathematics in this country, and
, everybody is forbidden by law to count
rtforo than ten. Come, let me show you
our ci ty." .
City, Indeed! Rob thought of tho
tall, rcguliiriy-built housoj at homo, the
well-latd-out blocks and smooth pave
ments: This place was all a jumble.
The houses', if houses they could be
called, were of all sorts wigwams, log
cabins, cavo-liko dug-outs in Ihusido of
the hills, and brush abetters, for all the
world like thoso built for the cattle on
his uncle's farm in the country, .
What funny-looking muses?" ho
exclaimed, with nioro truth than po
litonoss. " What makes yc'ii build them
so? Why dotft you have them like
Tho, little man looked at him in as
"Prav, how could such houses as you
aro used to be built' withoutarithmctic?
How could you measuro the doors and
windows and calculate tho sizo of the
rooms? Then tho bricks would have to
bo counted, and I have already told you
that it is against our law to count more
"Oh!'' said Rob.
Just then they came to a stand where
',8ome. tompttng-iooKing irutts were
piled lor sale, lion feit hungry and
took" tip a largo rod apple. '
'Hb'w much for this?" ho asked.
" Ono piece," replied tho vender.
Rob' look out his whole pocket
money, a silver half-dollar, and handed
it ta him. To his surprise, tho man
coolly pocketed tho monoy and gavo
him no change. jf , .
"I want my change. pleasc","-,remon-strated
ho. but the man shook his head,
and his guide hurried Rob off.
"Hush!" ho said, looking around to
eo if any ono had overheard. " No
body can mako change hero. Did I
not tell you that we aro forbidden to
count more than ten?"
" But that was all tlio money I had,"
said; Rob, "and I am hungry!"
"Arc' you? All right, come ia and
havo'dinner; this is luy hottso."
The little man snoko with soma pride.
and, indeed, compared to tho other
habitations, in tho town, it was quito a
stately dwelling behig a doublo log.
cabin, with a loft above each part.
A rudelv-fashioncd table was sot for
I dinner in one ot mo rooms, anu iiRinis
room were tno witn inn rnnirpi
sssed as he was, in clothes that were
made without tho least cuort at rcgu
"I suppose," thought Rob, "it is be
cause they have no tapc-Hno or yard-.;
, stiok, and eo cannot measuro. Dear
, me! who would havothoiight that arlth
! tactic jvas so necessary to the comforts
of life ?'
I Thoy sat down to table on benchos
' and stools and a singular meal it was.
Fruits and vegetables were plenty, and
there was tea, made in an earthen jar.
Rut thcMwas. no bread, only hominy,
and, thick molasso3 instead of sugar.
-"Wo have cb" broad to oflor you,"
sawthe host " Only hc$q Jovf ot us
wno uavo travcieu navo evee seen it.
; Wo can havo no mills ta grind our corni.
as nobody can build thorn without ma-
riiin.ory aad m:iny calculations.-.' 1 .
Rob stared, but helped himself to the
! hominy in silence. When ..his tea was
I handed him, ho meekly asked for the
"1 do n"6t understand von.'' said tho
lady, but her huaband came to hof as-
Isistancoi . : "1 ,
AWc bavo none Jiero," ho said.
: "ThOf'jrup is tho nearest approach wo
! can make to. it. But then this is all
! that is needed something to swootonj
' tho tea. Think of the freedom w.a en-
yti. No uuiUjplica'ion tabic, no "hard
turn?, no irisuons: .. . , , w
' ." Yes. s' ,'. Jtswcrp'illob,vlQ
bngfnning ... .epldoubtfii) rbrtrtj,
, blesiiniri ot such Jibeay.-' If V7''-7-"t
' p.'ea 0 toll nie ft hat o'ulock Uit)f and
t .1 ... 1 ....1.1 ....I. .. . 1
'ii., iviirvf, r.ninr in i( a Fiir
"For pity's Hake, my youngiiiei
sj.tuak lower! Su-.-h a qilestlon is for
bidden by law, and there may be spies
under the window!"
"Hut." s.iid Rob. "havo you nc
means of lulling the timo ot d.v ? How
do you manager"
On, that u easy eno'igir. answered
tho little man. "We have da break ami
sunrise; noon, when the shadows fall
diroctlv under us. and tunsut. What
more do wo want?"
"Oh!" said Rob, not knowiujr what
else to say.
"I havo been Hunting. ' ?.t.u hi" lit
tle man, "that perhaps it would bj a
good thing for you and my oldest son
to oxcliauge places. 110 pas a lonu
ness for iigurus, and yives us niu.:h
anxiety and trouble by his vice in that
direction. Now you hate them, jou
say, so we will huml him back in our
place, and you can stay hero In his."
Ho made this proposition with tho air
of a person conferring a gn-at favor.
Rob was hqrrilicd.
No, I thank you!" lie cri'.'d.
"What!" saiif the little man, making
a plunge at Rob, who. fell from his stool,
in his effort to csc&pa,
Lo, and behold! ho was sprawling on
the sitting-room floor, and his mother
was asking him:
"What is tho matter, Rob?''
"Oh, mamma, I have had such a cu
rious dream! I have boon in No
Arithmetic Land, and I didn't liko it a
And then ho told his mother about it
"I should think not1." shu aid, when
ho was through. "Hut tho wonder is
that they had auything at all how they
managed to buy anil sell, or do any
thing W'thqut arithmetic!" Mrs. iL P.
Hardy, in Qoldpn Days.
and had become qoite famous for his
sagacity. Mr. Hundy. his master, had
several friends at his house, and in
speaking to them a'-iout Dandy, said,
"Hu teldoni fails to do whatever I set
him at'. Sometimes I am almost ceriaiti
that I sco human intelligence In his
The company were all anxious to sco
what he could do. They wcro trying
to think of something to propose, when
Harry, a bright little fellow, exclaimed.
"Fapa, I knor something that I don't
believe Dandy oan do,-' Then ho
whispered to his father, saying.
"Dandy mustn't hear me. because he
knows cverv word I eay."
Dandy looked as if he know perfectly
what was going on, and stood quietly
by, as if sure of his ability to perform
any task adt htm. Showing him a
handkerchief, his master said, "This Is
what wo want old felldw." nnd then
directed that he bo taken to tho barn,
Harry hid tho handkerchief under tlie
cushion of grandmother's cajy-chair,
and grandma promised to remain seated
in the chair. Then Harry ran out to
tho barn, shouting to Dandy to como
and find tho handkerchief.
Dandy trottedvup to tho house, rnado
a careful survey, and finally begged to
bo admitted into grandma's room.
Hero, after looking around as boforo, he
at last placed his loro-paws on grand
mother s lap, and looked his wisn that
she should leave tho chair.
"Down. Dandy!" cried grandma. "I
must not bo disturbed to-day: go
away!" Rut Dandy continued his ap
peal, wagging his tail, and now and
then g'.vmg vent to a short sharp bark.
At length ho slowly walked to the
open tiro, stretched himsoK before it
and appeared to sleep. Occasionally,
however one Oj 0 would carefully turn
aport' tho grandntothor, showing it
was only a game hu wai playing to put
her off her guard.
Some time passed in this way, when
suddenly he sprang up; and no roguish
boy ever had mischief more plainly
written on his face, than had Dandy at
this moment Grandmothers bed was
iter special care. It was always white
a snow, ami perfectly arranged.
Upon this bed tho dog sprang, and be
gan tossing tho clothtw with his teeth
"Harry," cried grandma, "take
Dandy away! Do.vn, down! naughty
"O grandma," begged Harty, "do
let him stay, just to see what ho will
But all of a sudden, Dandy changed
his course Jumping from tho bed
with a pillow between his teeth, ho ran
to tho hre-placc, and threw tho pillow
directly upon the blazing fire.
Grandma, with a scream, hastened to
save tho pillow, whon Dandy rushed to
thft chair, pulled out tho cnslilon, seized
tho handkerchief, an! rushed with it in
triumph to his master.
" Dear good old Dandy!" cried Harry,
and ho fell on his neck, hugging and
kissing him. Dandy very modestly re
ceiving the praiso for his success.
Middle ago Is tho ono great test of a
man's character. It is tiio live-barred
goto .which rises suddenly before him
in ttio middle of his journey. Somo
men walk calmly tip to it open tho
lock and pas through with the same
equable, steady step a3 before; others
spring over it and canter on, frisky
reckless and ridiculous :u in youth;
while some, principally women, crcp
under it, and go smirking along, pre
tending that they havo never jet en
countered it Single men and womon
liko these, who ignore their years aud
tty to bo young with tho young, have
been butts for ridicule since time began;
boys and girls aro always sav
arelv merciless on them. And
vot this made-up, waltzing old
can, this wan. worn woman, coveting
oticc, aning tho airy graces of rosy
girls, how pitiable and tragical thoy
rol Tnoy nave someuow misseu weir
thright They have cot secured the
tat possessions which nuke tho mid-.
llago solid nnd full, and must tliqy
giup tuoir youui, toor- onau iney
haw nothing? Tho desperate hold
they keep on it 'is not so laugha-
cu ono comos to think of it Ex.
iter who evidently understands
lys: "Ilus world is crazy lor
This is a fact which strikes us
ver circle we may mix. There
o person m a thousand wno
back on nothing btit hi3 real,
iftinl o mctf tixlt nmV.ti- tn irnf. t1irmin.b
tho world and extract enjoyment as no
goe3 alibg. Thore is no end to the
aping, the mimicry, tho false airs, and
the superficial art It requires rare
courage, wo admit, to live up to ono's
enlightened convictions. Unless you
consent to join in tho general cheat,
you aro jostled out of reach. There is
no room for you among tho great mob
of nrotendora. If a man dares to live
witiiinbis rjiearfs, and is resolute in his
uurijusuw;. iu uiiwuat jutuu uu
really is, let him
A . .... 1 " 1,
Tint lntfist novoltv cA thuiNow York.
Aquarium is a hippopotamus. eaid to be
tho largest yet imported. It measures
twelve fcot from hoad to tail, and
weighs a ton. Though larger have
been seen in this country, they havo al
wjiyssbocn very small whon imported.
Thii ono dlffer3,from,those usually seen
at circuses in boiiig.somowhatlightcrin
colors It came irom tljo vjpporNilo,
ami, arrived at New York on' tho stoam-ohlpiAloxondria.-
Eifteermen were re
quired in transporting; tho animal from
tltfl whart to-itlio squarium.- TJic cago
wjs a curious oblong boxof yrovd and
Uiongs, made by'tJio Afriain rtativel.
. ii ; . 4
iCideu, driori' apples afid rhubarb
juico aro used injJJia. mauufacturo ol
champagno in this country. -Thecham-pjignQ,tlnvs...uial'J'
coj3t3 from live to
twcntv'cunts a bottle.
is not ox
' ' Very Droll To Think Of.
If not above beinjr taught by a man,
Is'ti.Dobbin's Elective Soap next wash-
ilay. Used without any wash boiler or
Jobbing board and used differently
from any other soap ever made, It
seems very droll to think of a quiet, or
derly two hours light work on wasrway,
with no heat and no steam, or smell., of
the washing through the house, instead
of a long day's hard work but hundreds
of thousands of women, from Nova
Scetia to Texas, have proved for them
selves that this is d.ppi by using Dob
bin's Electic Soap, pon't buy it, how
ovcr.if too set in your ways t use it ac
cording to directions, that aro as sim
ple as to seem almost ridiculous and so
easy that a girl of twelve years can do
a large wash without being tired. It
positively will not injure the finest fab
ric, has been before the public for fif
teen years, and its salo doubles every
year. If yeur grocer has not got it, he
will get it, as all wholesale grocers
keep It, Nave, McCord and Co.
wholesale Agts. it. Joseph Mo.
I. L. Cuaoin & Co
A GRAP UMIYALLED
THE RURAL HEW-YORKER,
The Eeprosentativo Farm, Garden and Heme
Journal of America, with its valnlcab
Plant and Seed Distriiution,
i and the
SENTINEL : -
One Year, for Only $3An
y.lil'Strib one as above will receive (Free
01 auuuarKCj wie
FREE PLANT ANp QEED DISTRIBUTION
lof the Rural New Yorker.
These distributions have been made during
the past three years, and It is conceueu ay
flrat hrrnirn .mil liorllriiltlirlsLs. that tllf V ll
intnduced to the country wine of tlie most val
uable Farm. Garden ond Omameiital plantain
III the present distribution, it offers tie fol
lowing eostly selection, all but two of which
have not yet been offered for sale In tills coun
try, and ft will be mailed freo of all charge, to
subscribers of the two journals,
1st. The White Elephant Potato,
of the largest size, ol the best quality, and so
far as tested promising to be the greatest
Tielder known. 1 1
2d. Ths Rural Branching Sorghum
AeenrdlnT to concurrent testimony from Ihe
.N'orth, South East and West, the coming fodder
plant. . ,
It produces au average of seven leafy stalks
irom one seca.
3d. Argenteall Asparagus. -Fronch-,
A new ertf lit Asparagus Culture.
4th. Giant Dutch Purple Asparagus..
X It. Enough ot each of the a'jovc kinds of
Asparagus seed wit) he sent to subscriber? to
tin 1 uuui lairiy.
5th. Vashlngton Oats.
Tall Ktraw, l.arcc Panicles, Heavy Weight,
Tlie seed came front '.cmiany. The farmer
who lias tried them here, considers them by far
tnc ucsioi an me many Kinus uc lias ineu, ami
says iney y.em ene-tuiru morp juan we cpii)
6h and 7th for the Ladies.
Choice strains for Picotocs, Carnations uud
Piaiitntu ChlnensLs Ilnldewlgil.
" " allmf n pi.
- ' stria tus.
."Eastern Queen,.' an-l
" " "Crimwn Bono,"
Tested here (Rural Grounds) last year,
Dian'l.us Uciiirm-b imperlnlls. ,
-a larlnatus i
Jn a Keeoud package the following klirli will
be totuid :
Carnations. Seeds raised from choicest varl-
Vftirs scarlet, white and yellow,
ricotees. Seeds saved from double flowers.
No other Cowers are more fraKrant. sonc bet
ter suited for cut flowers, none more captivat
ing for house culture. They bloom the first sea
son and are hardy.lf protected.
Thus we offerthe hkxtinei, nnd the ilural
Xew Yorker, which lias no club or second price.
82 0Q. the Plant and Seed Distribution,
which ii any valuation can uc piaccu upon sucn
novelties. Is worth at least $100, makins u total
of J&8.M for $3-43.
The Rural Home fully supplied the tie- of
the worldthe most trustwortiv Agricultural
and IlorUaultural Information Seeds, Plants-
all tr about me once m one roou raper.
. -1 , ... ... ... A 1J I V . V 1-
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he sent nil nppllnutlon to the lubllsher. No. 31
1 II ... 1. . wt.f...... , A.I
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In tho best manner from original draw'res, and
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Experiment Grounds. (ifJ.-.crcs In extent).and
worked In the Interest ot Its subscribers.
Subscribe for tho Karal Heir Tcrier and tho
Sentinel for $3.43 cerYear
to be Given away to the man who will
sill Harness cheaper than
e. w. Kftuisa,
I respectfully Invite all who may need Har
ncss to Rill and examine my complete and mam
moth Mock of Haniess.Saddles. CollarsJIrldlles
Whips. Kol-rs. lllankets. llrushes. Tombs. Oil
and rverjtliiiiit iwrtalnins to a Klrt-el:iss llar
nrasSliop. Light Harness a Specialty. I will
Eiiaranttt; work; only Oak Tanned leather
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ness and' affection.
Three things to admire: Intellect, dig
nity and gracefulness: ,
Threo things to hato : Cruelty; arto
Three things to delight la: Beauty,
frankness mid freedom.
Threo things to like: Cordiality, good
humor and cheerfulness.
Threo things to avoid: Idleness, lo
quacity and flippant jesting
Threo things to cultivate:. Good books,
good friends nnd good.liuinor. .
Threo things to; contend' for: Honor,
country and friends.'5
Threo things to govern: Temper,
lAnguo and conduct
Three -things to think of: Life, death
For Cuts, Burns, Bruises and Frost
Uso Brown's Arnica Salve.
A Scotch drucsist was nroused bv the
ringing of his night-bell. Ho arose, went
down stairs, and served a customer with
a dose of salts. His wifo grumbled.
"What profit do you get out of that pen
ny?" "A ha'penny," was tho" reply,
"And.for that ha'penny you'll bo awako
for a long time," rejoined tho wife.
"Aweel," replied tho placid druggist,
"the dose of salts will keep him awake
much longer; lot ua thnnk Heaven v:o
have the profit and not tho pain of tho
The Best Thing et
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New MrtallcTelefone. Srml for Circu
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BoxTS, O.d City, ritchBiiiK, Mass.
Ttefnre a man hath power tn Miy.Dtihold t
Tlujaws otdarknvss havo (Jnvoutt d It up.
Outfit sentjfree tn those who wish tn on
itace in the most pleasant .and r.rnlltnble
business known. Everrthlnt: nrw. Capi
tal net required. M wlll fiiinlsli you
film:. SID a day and-' unwa'rds Is easilv
iimde without stnylns-auay from "home over
night. No risk whatever. At'ilfj)w workers
wanted at onca. Jinny are makinz fortunes nt
the business. I.ailins make ns wuali as men,
aud jounc boys nnd ititl make jrrealpay. No
one who Is willltip t! work falls In make mom
money every day than can b mado iu a week
ataaj ordinary employment. Tluise. who n
Raee.nt once will and a short road ' to fi'rtirtie
Ail J revs Jl. ll.U.LKTT, & CO., Portland. .M.uim
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RELIUIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.
A detachment of the Salvation
Army is about to comajQuco operations
It is .stated that within three months
fifty Christians havo been killed by Mo
hammedans within a fow miles of Robert
College, at Constantinople.
The total attendance at the New
York City public schools on the open
ing day was 113.S93, an increase of
6,495 over last year. 1'hiladolphia is
said to have an attendanco of abgut
The Roman Catholics havo opened
a parochjal school at Lowell, Mass.,
and the movement was so successful
that ono of t-ho public schools of that
city was closod for lack of scholars. Six
Gray Nuns are in charge and the at
tendanco is nearly COO.
Great Britain sends o'tit 1.000 mis
sionaries and expends annually C0O,
000. Tho Continental churches employ
400 missionaries, at aist of 120,000.
Americacontributcs 550 men and i-'SOO,-000.
In all there aro now af Vfoik in
heathen countries 2,000 Protestant mis
sionaries, and tho churches sustain the
work by ananuual contribution of about
-rzln Hungary, it 13 said, fully C00.
000 children of school ago do not go to
school at all, whilo thoso who do go
frequently stay only three orfour years.
There aro 212 largo parishes, each hav
in a population exceeding 5,000 wholly
without elementary schools. At least
7.000 new schools arri ijeedod. Worso
than all, ono third of the, teachers in
tho existing schools aro not rmalilicd for
The Superintendent of Education
of South Carolina reports that the av
erage attendance at the public bcjipols
In that State for tho last three jeurs
has been 52,977 whilo and 60,722 col
ored pupils, as compared with an aver,
ago attendanco during tho preceding
eight years of 33,782 white and
41,691 colored pupils; and that 3,166
teachers aro now employed as compared
witfe only 1,893 in 1871.
WIT AND WISD03I.
-rFfae silk dresses and a pair of hnn
dreddolIar braoelots are a small part of
the wardrobe of a Detroit wife whoso
husband earns S18 per week. Where
can you mako money go further?
When an Indian doctor has lost five
.patients, the survivors of the tribo send
him after them to see what haj bocainc
afthem, After all, the Indians would
loso somo advantages by civilization.
Tho writer of tho anonymous com
munication sent lis ast,weekwill please
send tis his ilamo'. Not for publication,
but siinply to let us know who tho man
is that takes us fqr a big enough fool to
publish such a lot of bosh. Whitehall
They had Just oxchanffod their tings.
And sat on tho tfita. together.
Discussing tho subject of weather
And sevcnif otter things.
It was nildnl?bt.ero ho rose.
And a bit of court planter
From hor chcot of fnlr niabastor,
Was stuck on the end ot his noq.
At Chautauqua, N. Y., a few days
B2-o, Rev. Joseph Cook lectured on tue
"Three Despised Ra?c?. ip.l
right It is aoout timo tho horaO rac,
luo boat race and tno loot raco wcro
pitched into. Jl rrJap alwa3-s despises
these races when lie loses monoy on
'caLXorristown, Herald. , .
"Ah. good evening. Miss Brown,"
began tho pastor; "I.dida't sco you at
church this morning." "No, Mr.
Smith," was the reply, "I was sorao
wbat indisposod. So I remained at
homo and read a few chapters of Mark
Instead." "A Hue, thoughtful young
lady," thought the parson. Miss Crown
supposed of course that ho understood
her to refer to Mark Twain. Boston
A New York doctor has.discovercd
that nervousness U an imaginativo dis
ease. This will be cheering news to
rounirmen who havo frenuenfly thought
themselves to be nervous when tho siro
of tho beautiful being on the other end
of tho sofa stuck his head inside tho
door and remarked that it was time for
everybody but burglars to be in bed.
Tho knowledgo that tho unpleasant
feeling is purely imaginary will be a
great consolation, anifnervo thom to
even more prolonged vigils. Chicago
Women nnd Ladies.
In tho days of our fathers thcro were
such things to bo met with as men and
women; but now thoy aro all gone, and
in their place a raco of gentlemen and
ladies, or, to bo still rnoro refined, a
race of "ladies and gentlemen," has
sprung up. Wonion aud girls aro
among tho things that were. But
"ladies" aro found everywhere. Mis3
Martineau wished to sco the women
wards in a prison In Tcnnossee, and
was answered by tho warden, "Wo
havo no ladies horo at present madam."
Now, so far as tho ladies were con
cerned, it was very well that none of
them were In prison; but then It sounds
a little odd ladies in prison! It would
seem bad enough for women to go to
such a place.
A lecturer, discoursing upon tho char
acteristics of women, illustrates thus:
"Who wero tho last at the cross? La
dies. Who were tho first at tho seul
cher? Ladies." On this modern im
provement wo havo heard of but ono
thingthat beats the abovo. It was tho
finishing touch to a marriage coremony,
performed by an exquisite divino, un to
nil modern refinements. When ho nad
thrown tho chain of Hymen around tho
happy couple ho concluded by saying,
"I now pronounco you husband and
lady." Tho audience stuffed their
handkerchiefs into their mouths and got
out of tho room as quickly as possible
to tako breath. Albany Express.
In tho Austrian, German, French,
Italian, and other European armies,
regimental officers' may not wed tho
object of tholr affections until they
shall have deposited a certain 'sum of
money, varying between fo'ur thousand
and six thousand dollars, with tho
Stato Exchequer, tho intorcstof which,
in addition' to their pay, is considered
a sufficient income to keep thom finan
cially unembarrassed as husbands and
fathers. A sort of matrimonial opi
dem'c has recently set In among tho
subaltern officers of tho Austrian
army, in which tho amount of 'tho so
called "caution monoy" is fixed nt si,
thousand dollars; and so nunicroiw
hnvo been tho applications, for permis
sion to wivo within this, last few months
that tho authorities contcmplato
doubling tho amount in question for
officers up to tho rank of Captain.
whilo leaving it unaltered for Majors
1 T ! . . f 1 1 -
"VKr" -r,-.i fLw
DtU'tiUUll Ms.lU -.V IMaiw
s of tho Empire by the
announcement that this measuro is
about to bo submitted to tho approval
of tho Emperor; and it is poosiblo that
his Majosty, who has praotically illus
trated his prediloctiort for early mar
riages somewhat conspicuously in his
own family, may refuso to sanction so
arbitrary an odiot.
Iris said that ollbrts ara being made
at Zurich, Switzerland, to abolish tho
prevailing poll tax and to substitnto for
it n tax to bo paid only by tho unmar
ried nion. -,It is argued by tbo reforms
ers that tho unmarried men havo no
families to support, and, of course, have
no sons to bo draftod Into tho army
when their country calls for help. This
is rea3onablo and just If a bachelor
can find anv -comfort or luxury in :
life of tho ginsle.sstato ho should b
made to pay tax on it N,
HELUHOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.
A 'ytoung married couple are "froj'n
mcn" in tho Wcsleyan University, Mldr
dleton, Cwfn. ,-,
Twentyrsix women havo graduated
at tho Italian Universities, thatof I'adua
, being the favorite sinco the royal decreo
At the commencement exercises of
the University.pf California tho highest
honors wcro carried off by two young
The British Government has put a
Stop to several lotteries ostensibly or
ganized to pay off soveral church debts
Tho reader of the classes at Vassar
College is a Japanese girL She is from
tho elite of Japanese society, and is both
stylish and popular.
One-third of tho Congregational
churches in New Hampshire are unable
to support themselves, and henco de
pend on homo missionary efforts.
Polyglot wligious services have
been established at San Francisco. A
recent open-air meeting was addressed
in ten different languages- '
John Wanamaker, tho Tloh mcr!:
chant of Philadelphia, is the Superin
tendent of the largest ; Prcsbvtcrian
containing more than two thousand
At Harvard College the scniora are
no longer required to attend church,
and it is rumqred that after this year
morning prayors will bs discontinued.
Tho library is to bo opened on Sunday
Tho Churchman says that "people
with whom it is an open question ttvory
Sun lay morning whether they will go
to church aro not only not most apt to
go, but they are not apt to be those
who prolit most by going."
Tho Methodist Conference of Min
nesota, at its recent session in MinnCs
apoiis. adopted a resolution declaring
tho obligation of the Statu to pay the
$5,000,000 of repudiated railroad bonds,
and promising that each minister would
do all in his power to ornate a right
public sentiment;, on the question.
The triennial .convention of tho
Protestant Episcopal Church, lately in
session at New l'ork. resolved that "the
timo has come to endowthe Episcopate
of each missionary jttris'liction with an
endowment fund of at least 25,000,
and that tho privilege and duty of cre
ating such endowments b? earnestly
commended to tho consideration of
members of tho church whom God has
'ntrustcd with wealth, that they may
aid in tho founding of a great Dioceso
ot tho church and connect their names
with lasting memories to His glory and
the advancement of Ills kingdom."
Tho Leaning Tower of PJsa. i
Tho city of Pisa in Tuscany is ono o
thc most interesting places in Central
Italy. Tho city is built oa tho Arno,
which divides it into two nearly equal
parts. The cathedral is a very hand
some structure, and witli its attendant
buildings tho Baptistry, and tho Corapo
LantQ, or cemetery, afford example of
somo of tho finest specimens of early
Gothic architecture. But most re
markable of all. perhaps, is tho be'fryl
3 ! Of. tho cVhff'lral, oria it 13 better known,
Uio leaning lower ot fisa. it is to tue
cxisteaco of tho structure named that
the city of Pisa chloily owes its fame,
and the leaning tower was originally
placed In tho category of tho Seven
Wonders of tho World," and reaches
an elevation of about 150 -feet This:
singular structure stands itfan Inclosed
square along with the principal cathc
dral of Pisa, and within a few feet of
that building, as a belfry, for which it
was erected. At the period in which
tho cathedral wa8 built, tho year 1150,
it was customary to erect the belfries
apart from churches. Of this peculiarity
of early ecclesiastical architecture there
are many instances to bo found on the"
continent of Europe, especially in Italy.
But tho tower to which wc callattention,
irrespective of its being, in! connection
with tho cathedral, a noblo specimen of
mediaeval architecture, has always
rendered the town of Pisa famous from
tho peculiarity of its incliningat an angle
which, to a stranger passing under it
would sccrn to threaten its instant fall..
Indeed, there is considerable difference
of opinion amongst scientific observers
as to whether the structure depends for
its stability oa the well-knotvn law of
gravity having been complied with its
erection, or upon tho greater tenacity
of its materials. It is. described as
"consisting of oight circular stories, cf
whito marble, ornamented with rows
of columns and gra lually narrowing in
width from top to bottom." But if
opinions are dividud as to tho cause of
thc stability of ths structure, still more
are they divided as to tho cause ot its
inclination from tho. vortical lino. Some
attribute this inclination to tho subsi
dence of the foundation, or sinking of
tho earth upon which it rests; whilo
others contend that tho tower was built
expressly with its present inclination as
a specimen of the skill of the architect
by whom tho structure was designed.
Upon this quostion wo cannot venture
to more than hazard a conjecture; for our
part wo should bo more inclined to
adopt the latter hypothosis were tho
instances of such designs on the part
of tho modiasval architects more numer
ous than they are. But in view of tho
comparative variety of such, corwtruc
tions, it seems to us to bo traveling out
of ono's way to attempt to account for
so sinsmlarly an npparcut violation of
tho laws of physic3, as that presented'
by the leaning tower ot t'isa, upon the
assumption, of a set purpose on the part
of tho architect AVo must however,
iu candor, admit that tho balanco of
opinion is rathor against our viow than
A scientific observer remarks that tho
n'amo of this loaning tower docs not
convoy a true notion of tho form of tho
building. It is, he remarks in fact a
"twisted " tower, there beingan irregu
lar curvature iu tho building. But ho
conjectures that this twist" was dua
to tho subsidence of tho foundation dur
ing tho erection, and au attempt on tho
part of tho architect to "right" tho
building as tho work proceeded.
In conclusiou it may interest soma of
our readers to learn that " it was from
tho summit of this" celebrated leaning
tower of Pisa that Gallilco made, in tho
seventeenth century, a scries of obser
vations, from which ho deduced tho
principles of tho gravitation of tho
The famous Ncauderthal skull has
just been oxhibitcd at tho British As
sociation, and is exciting now discus
sions about tho " missing link" of Dar
win. Prof. Dawkins, orio of tho most
profound investigators iu Enghuid. con
cludes that tho cave men are tho intel-
! lectual and social equals of tho Eskimo,
nml thnfc thn ft e.atiderthal skull, though
and that the ft eauderthal skull, though
. . : , Af l, A Vn,,!.,,.
preauuuusr. J'VV" -u.0u.
less that of a man who possessed a far
larger brain than any anthropoid ape,
or avcu than some of tho present savage
Tho houso of Pelog Barker, in
Pembroke, Mass.. is supposed to bo tho
oldest houso in the United States. In
the spring of 1629 Mr. Barker's groat-groat-great-grandfather
Il.vu hnilt. fi fiirt nf tnns nnil mnrtAr.
with port-holes from which to defend
., , .1. nit...
themselves against tho Indians. Tho
fort lias been twed a a dining room by
tho Barker family for years. Tho main
house is a twoitory building, and is
only ton years younger than tho part
that formed the fort. Tho houso is fur
nished throiUrhout with old furniture.
Lovcly woman will stooo to folly if
j shu stoops to imitate tlio hideous linmp-
litvcd sloop uow coining into iasuioa
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Shave into small pieces fvc bars of
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three quarts of water uutil the' soap u
thoroughly dissolved, so that upon
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three gallons of cold water; stir briskly
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forty or fifty ponnds of rsaguificcnt and
white soft soap, costing less than one" "
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I nm now shipping eggs to sit, from
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Brahms,Partridge Cochins jWniteLeg.
horns, riymontri Rock's, Aylesbury
Ducks, Bronze 1 urkeys etc., -Which I
oGer at reasonable prices. I have bred
pure bred poultry nine years, give my
entire time to that business and do not
tbinklwonldbe saying too much, to
state that I have as goad fowls as thcro
are in the west. I pack eggs in neat
baskets, with great caru, to go safely
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also, il, needles, etc '
We repair all kinds of sewing ma
chines in th? best manner and guaran
teo satisfactioa. Charges reasonablo
giro us a call.
A. M. Bailey, of rnrlH.has invented an
electric Fpark in which possesses somo
oint3 of iiilert- If a sheet of thin
pnper ii attached ia a plate of copper or
zinc, it is fetaleil tVtit an entrraving may
bo made With cxtraonlitiary facility by
nicau.s'of this jfii. If cue of the j-oli-a
of a Riilimkiirlf nutcliino U nttuclml
thp pl.ite tuid tlio other to thouprrrcml
of tho pen, tho current will mnUirnugl:,
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