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his wifo havo been very popular on account of their charming hospitality.,
Ira Nelson Morris of Chicago, who came hero from Romo after having
completed his labors as tho Panama exposition's special commissioner to
ItoXy, wns so Impressed with tho Congo exhibition here that ho obtained
pnlulsoB that a fine Congo section shall bo Bot up in San Francisco.
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COMES OF NAVAL STOCK
Charles Johnstone Badgor, In com
mand of the fleet at Vera Crux, was
born In Rockvlllo, Md., on August 6,
18.r3. Ho was tho son of Commodore
Oscar CharlcB Badger and Margaret
M. Badger. An appointment at largo
to Annapolis was given tho present
rear admiral by President Grant In
18C9, and four years later the young
sailor graduated with the title of mid
shipman. In July, 1871', he was commis
sioned an ensign, was given the title
of master in November, 1879, and was
raised to tho rank of lieutenant (junior
grade) in 1883. In 18S6 ho becamo a
lieutenant From September, 1873,
until July, 1875, ho was aboard tho
Narragansett, engaged in making a
survey of tho Gulf of California, and
from October, 1875, until December,
1875, ho was on duty at tho navy
yard in Washington.
He then wns transferred to tho
1 torpedo boat Alarm for six months.
then to tho Aslntlc station, with the Ashuolot, Alert, Monocacy, and Monon
gahela, and in December, 1879, was assigned to special duty with tho bureau
' of navigation.
Ho then spent some time with tho coast survey steamers Endeavor and
A. D. Bache, and was swltchod to tho Yantlc on tho north Atlantic station.
In October, 1882, ho was on duty at tho Boston navy yard, and then was
ordered to the fish commission steamer Fish Hawk.
Perhaps the most dramatic part of his career was that of taking part in
Schlov'n relief expedition to find Greely, who was lost somewhere near the
North pole. Badger was tho executive and navigating officer of tho Alert,
being second in command.
Ho was In command of tho naval forces on tho wr.ter front In San
Francisco during tho earthquake, and helped tho stricken city greatly by
aiding in tho transfer of naval supplies.
ONE BY SENATOR WALSH
'Jim lounged alut. crouching at his
senator and a smilo as bright as a
rusty etountennnco.
I "fay. Jin?, you seem happy!" exclaimed the sonator. "wnat's tho glad
fey new Must have had some good lucTc
havol"'crled Jim, throwing out
;otten a now Job!"
MRS. JOHN LIND, WOMAN OF THE WEST
Amone women of todav a Derson-
Rlty 6f particular interest Is that of
Efra. John Lind. wife of President
Wilson's, recent envoy to Mexico. Mrs.
rind nrrnmninlarl her husband on his
diplomatic nilssigo into that country,
land with hln spent Boveral montha
tin tho city, which is now a conter of
finterost in too world.
Boforo her mar '-go Mrs. Lind
ftwas Miss Alice Oheperd. Sho comes
of old Pilerim Btock. hor ancestor
having come ovor to Amorlca in the
daya of tbo Mayflower. Tho Rev.
Thomas Poletlah Shopord, ono of her
forefathers, was many 'generations ago
ono of tho pastors In tho early Ameri
can colony. Another built tho first
boat that over plowed tho waves of
Lako Brio. '
Mrs. Mnd herself was born is
Wisconsin Tho spirit of tho West
permeates her tastes In largo degree,
She loves tho freedom of outdoor life,
rider and expert swimmer. In talking with Mrs. Llnd ono realizes that It
Is probably to her athletlo tendencies that sho owes hor clear complexion
and her' splendid health. Sho Is tbo mother of two boys and two girls, but
has retained hor youthfulnetls to a. romarkablo degree.
Mrs. 7lnd says that she has no hobbles,- unless they aro her husband and
children. She lovea politics,! but sho has never had a doBlro to take active
part In It Sho Bays sho may bo oJd-faBhtonod, but that aho prefers being
behind the throne rather than on It
"Whou hor husband was governor of Minnesota, she was perhaps mpro
Interested in legislation and in probloms of stato Aid municipal government
,., in ivin rilsch&rRo of tho social duties that ulunlly constitute & wife's
Part Iniw career of a husbaqd who
bated, toe, in soctotecteai 9fQaw, .or a jqbjc tine rue wotkmi
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IN HIS NEW ROLE
Brand Whltlock, tho now Amori
can minister, Is now Bottled In tho
new legation at tho end of Ilue Bel
Hard, ono of the best residential
streets in Brussels, and very sultablo
for a permanent homo for representa
tives of tho United States.
Beforo Mr. Whltlock becamo a
full-fledged diplomat ho was mayor of
Tolodo four terms, succeeding "Golden
Rule" Jones as tho friend of the peo
ple; beforo that ho was a successful
lawyer, and Is an author of note.
Hugh S. Gibson has begun his
work as secretary of legation at BruB
sols, to which position ho was pro
moted from secrotary of legation In
Cuba, provious to which ho had been
socond secretary to tho American .em
bassy In London and secretary of lega
tion In Honduras.
Col. John S. Parko has gono to
Washington, having finished his term
as military attache. Belgians deeply
rogrct having to lose him, as ho and
Senator Thomas J. Walsh of Mon
tana halls from a big country, and
ono of tho few in which tho Indian Is
still romalnlng on reservations. In
his stato aro what are thought to bo
tho fiercest of tho redskin tribes, he
Cheyennes, while another famous
agency is that of the Rosebud Indians.
From a grazing state, ovor which once
roamed Immonso herd3 of cattlo, this
country Is rapidly becoming agricul
tural. In such a prosperous community
there is always plenty of work to bo
found, but tho senator tells a story of
a man out his way who did his wprk
vicariously. Jim Jones was a no'er-do-woll;
loafing his principal occupation
and sponging on others his only in
dustry. Ho never displayed any enor
gy oxcopt at mealB.
His brother did most of the sup
porting of tho entlro family, but at
one time oven that down-trodden mem
ber happened not to havo any position.
hard luck. Then ono day ho met tho
now engagement ring Illuminated his
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"For goodness snkesl If that old
Mexican cow ain't been and gono and
et my glory-do-Jolm tobo."
I looked up from my gardonlng and
saw my next door neighbor usually
tho most almtable of women lltorally
shaking with indignation, on her front
porch, whilo a cow wns on tho grass
plot bolow, contontedly munching the
last of the Glolro do Dijon.
Mrs. Farlelgh took a pot containing
a small, withered palm from tho porch
rail, heaved it at tho cow, and ex
claimed: "Drat the beast!"
Tho pot broke Innocently aomo way
fim tho cow, and tho animal went
over to it and examined tho palm. It
was too dry for hor tasto, however.
Sho ovldently preferred swcot, succu
lent rose bushes.
"Shool" Mrs. Fnrlolgh followed tho
exclamation down tho stops, shaking
hor apron vigorously as sho. went. Tho
cow walkod leisurely away, notwith
standing tho pieces of broken flower
pot that my neighbor sont after It
"Ain't that tho limit?" ,
I had Intended to keep out of tho
controversy, and had busied myself bo
hind a hakea, but a hakea forms a poor
shelter, and this last remnrk was ovl
dently Intended for mo.
"It's hard," I replied sympathetical
ly. 0"f course I said Just tho wrong
thing. Anything I. might havo replied
would havo boon wrong to ono In Mrs.
Farleigh's mood.
"Hard! Hard!" she shouted In dis
gust. "I wnsn't thinking of tho cow'b
digestion. It's my glory-do-John roso
that worries me. I've tonded it all
winter, llko a mother, and It wns Just
coming Into bloom. Them Mexicans
havo no right to keep cows In a re
spectablo neighborhood."
Tho Mexican was n bote noir to tho
neighbors. Ho had arrived recently,
and 'bought four lots. On these ho
was keeping half a dozen cows, and
running a small dairy farm. Ho seemed
to bo circumventing tho city ordi
nance, which prohibited ono person
keeping moro than ono cow, by dis
tributing the ownership of tho animals
among his children. Tho bad featuro
about tho affair was that tho family
wero casual about lotting tho cows
roam off tho premises. They had
owned a largo ranch In Moxlco, before
tho revolution, and did not understand
being confined to four city lots.
"It's too bad. Why don't you go
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gestod mischievously, for I know tho
Mexicans understood llttlo or no Eng
lish. "I will," Mrs. Farlelgh said decided
ly. "I havo Juet cause for complaint."
"You surely have," I agreed. "It's
tho proper thing to do."
Mrs. Farlelgh trotted across tho
street, her angor rising as she went,
and pushed tho button besldo tho
Mexican's front door.
I was bad enough to take up a point
of vantago behind a largo loptosper
mum, to watch tho burleequo, for I
imagined my neighbor had not the
Spanish.
Tho Mexican woman appeared, and
my neighbor started tho attack. "Your
old cow has boon and et my glory-de-John
roso," Mrs. Farlelgh shouted.
"Gloria do Juan, eenora!" tho Mexi
can woman exclaimed, In surprise.
Juan was her eldest son.
"De wnun senlora nothing. Your
cow, cow, cow," each tlmo sho spoko
tho word, Mrs. Farlelgh pointed a fin
ger viciously at tho offending animal,
which was contentedly ruminating ovor
tho flavor of roso bushes near by,
"your cow has been ot my glory-do-John
rose."
The Mexican woman waB clearly
puzzled. "La vaca gloria de Juan!
No, no. Ordena la vaca."
"Can't you savvy English?" Mrs.
Farlelgh asked Indignantly.
"No hablo Ingles."
"You have no English, eh?" Mrs.
Farlelgh resorted to pigeon English.
Tapping tho Mexican woman on tho
chest with a finger, Mrs. Farlelgh de
manded: "You no savvy?"
"No sabo."
"For tho land's sako. And I'vo been
nnd left my housework to como over
hero and give you a bit of my mind."
The humor of tho situation dawned on
Mrs. Farlelgh. Sho placed her hands
on her hips, and, with arms akimbo,
laughed uproariously.
Tho Mexican woman Btarod In astoni
ishmont; then sho caught tho Infec
tion, and Joined In the laugh. There,
on tho Mexican's porch, tho two wom
en stood, each seeming to try to outdo
tho other in her hllariousness. After
a tlmo, they became week-kneed from
tho effort, and sat on the top step and
continued to laugh, wiping the tears
that ran down their cheeks with tho
corners of their aprons, Thoy had
found a common language.
' Royal Talent.
American women who consider
thomsolves well educated will bo si
lenced by a recital ot tho accomplish
ments ot tho now queen of Albania,
although it is doubtful whother ehe's
much hotter Informed than other
royal consorts.
Sho speaks English, French, Span
ish and Italian; Is a good pianist and
aluf) plays both guitar and harp. She
is ablo to play duets with her hus
band at concerts and has both com
posed and written words for children's
songo. She also la qulto an artist, and
beforo tho birth ot her llttlo daughter
was a famous pedestrian.
How many American women can
comparo with this list?
Helping Other Girls.
Sixteen hundred girls in Now York,
under tho name of Girls' Protective
league, aro now working togothor In
Now York to help sayo othor girls, It
is believed that lack of fun and, recre
ation are responsible to a great extent
for the misfortunes of1 ono kind or ant
other that befall girls.
New Source of Ivory.
French scientists havo found anaw
source, ot vegetable Ivory In tho nllm
jhh or we, rruu or Eraan(pai grew-
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Youth Fails to Warble and Lands in Lockup
NEW YORK. When James Smith, eighteen years old, of 19 Mechanic
Btieot, Now Rocholle, wns sentenced to 00 days In prison for potty larceny
by Justices O'Keofo, Horrman and Salmon In Bpectal sessions ho said ho hud
v beon led to fltenl by going to church
Richard Boldon was holding forth on tho beauty of a righteous life. Deeply
touched, James knelt with tho others 1n prayer.
Whilo ho was wiping away tho moisture from his eyes his glance wan
caught by tho minister's hat and coat In nn ante-room.
Romomborlng his father's remark abput getting along In this world by
going to church, Jnmes tiptoed softly to tho garments.
On his way out threo overcoats found tholr way across his arm. James
walked sanctimoniously away until ho reached Ono Hundred and Thirty-first
street and Madison avenuo.
There ho was stopped by Pntrolman Hart, who noticed a sheaf of sacrod
music protrudlngTrom tho coat thnt belonged to the minister.
"Stop'" said tho policeman. "Whoro are you going?"
"To church," answered James. "I sing In tho choir."
"But what aro you doing with thoso coats?"
"Taking thorn to give away to tho poor."
The policeman fingered them suspiciously and then ho looked moro
closely at tho music. ,
"ThiB music is in Latin," ho exclaimed. "Can you Blng it?"
"Sura," replied James, who knew sovoral Italians.
"Then sing It now," ordored tho policeman.
James was roluctant, declaring ho was not accustomed to singing Latin
on street corners. At length ho yielded to urgent prompting. Tho police
man listened as long as ho could.
"That'll do," ho said finally. "You'd bettor como along to tho station
house nnd resign from the choir."
Perhaps thoy will ask him to sing at the prison chapel.
No More Fur on Upper Lips; Barber's Swan Song
CHICAOO. "In tho courso ot a few years," sighed C. Albert Bucks, Chi
cago's most veteran barber, the other day, "whiskers will bo as extinct
as tho American buffalo. And so will barbers. Whiskers aro disappearing,
and thoy aro very seldom to bo mot,
oven In a barbor shop. I 'cut whls-
Irnra In th utiplv '7fla whlnh n hnrhfir
of todny wouldn't understand."
Mr. Bucks has boen cutting whls-
kers slnco tho year 18C9, and this is
his official swan song.
"Look," said ho, indicating tho
beardless face of n youthful customer
In tho chair beneath him. "Once tho
American youth wns a fur-bearing
animal, as luxurious on tho faco as
the German, Spaniard or tho Alaskan
yak. Ho used to wear whiskers all ovor, and few faces In those happy days
wero complete without at least ono set of trimmings."
"Havo a shampoo?" Inquired Barber Bucks, as his youthful customer
straightened out In his chair. The shampoo being spurned, Mr. Bucks con
tinued In a more melancholy strain:
"In thoso happy days a barber had 'to bo an artist. Thoro wore whiskers
and whiskers: somo grow sidoways, some up and down and somo on tho
bias. To cut whiskers then required such skill which few barbers own
nowadays."
"Will you maybe have your hair singed 7" inquired Barber Buck3 of tho
youthful customer
"I will not," answered, the youthful customer, promptly.
"A young man then was as proud of his whiskers as of his wife. Ho
used to como to his barber every day to have them treated scientifically.
Ho used to brush his hair from tho back out and make it stick from his
forehead llko this" (illustrating).
"But as the years passed I noticed that this was a bad cllmato for
whiskers. Thoy didn't seem to grow good. A man coming over from tho
old country with a beautiful crop would loso them In threo or four years.
Nowadays a young man comos In hero onco in awhile with a dinky mustache
ns largo as your littlest finger nnd wants It fixed up. Ach, to think ot tho
kind that used to bo!"
Peaceful Married . Man
PHILADELPHIA, PA. Tho papers
ovening headlines of reports of the
of tho neighborhood of Seventeenth
"Como on in!" ho shouted. "Tho regiment needs men!"
Tho enthusiastic citizen dragged back. "Men?" shouted ho, In turn.
"You'ro crazy. I got a wifo and child."
"Well, that don't disqualify you," argued tho guardsman. And then ho
coaxed: "Ah, como on in, sport Your country needs you. Ain't you got
no patriotism?"
The man from Sevonteonth and Susquohanna took wild umbrage at this.
"I can lick tho fhan who says I ain't patriotic!" says ho. "But I'm a married
man! And I don't stand for no shanghai-lng!"
Tho married man Indignantly wended his way along Susquehanna ave
nuo homo. "Well, whnt do you know about that?" ho growlod, under his
diminutive mustache. "Shanghai-lng! On a respectable uptown street
respectable uptown people! Say, what do you know about that?"
Woman at Ball in Pantalets Causes Sensation
BOSTON, MASS. Boston society Is gasping over the first appearanqe of
pantalets In tho Back Bay. They wero worn by Mrs. Llontlno Lovowoll
at tho ball of the Massachusetts Federation of Progressiva Women at the
Copley-Plaza. Had sho but .known
how much attention hor now gown
would attract, Mrs. Lovewell might
not havo worn It, alio said.
Skirts with the pantalet offect
havo been seen In Boston, but It was
the first tlmo a garment of thla kind
had conio Into view here, Thoso prea
cnt gazod at it almost continuously
throughout tho evening. Somo women
were simply dumfounded. Others said
It was not so bad, nnd added that they
may later adopt the style.
Tho men liked It Among those most interested was ex-Mayor 5ohn 7.
Fitzgorald. Tho now gown, which Mrs. Lovowoll brought hero from Now
York, Is ronlly a beauty. Tho skirt Is pink cropo with a liberal slit In front
On tho skirt aro brown mnllne flowers, which add much to Its loveliness.
Tho waist Is ecru lace with morning glory trimmings. Tho Parisian
pantalets aro of pink cropo do chine down to tho knobs and ocru accordion
plaited laco below, hold In about tho anlilo with French rosebuds.
Mrs. Lovowoll woro Bllppora of pink and whlto satin brocade, wltli hand
painted heels baoked with rhlncstones and tho samo kind of buckiM. Sho
also woro a dance cap of gold lace thread topped with pink rosebuds. Thoro
was no petticoat,
"I Aeo no reason why tho pantalet
generally worn at society events In
most' comfortable dress I evqr hayo
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fnr tho first tlmo In his recollection.
Rccontly his fathor, who Is a postman,
took him to task for not being u
church attendant.
"Son," said tho elder Smith,
"you'ro going to tho bad. Go to
church Instead. You'll never got
ahead in this world" until you do."
So on tho last Sunday In March
Jnmes Joined tho faithful who wont
Into tho mission at 35 West Ono Hun
dred nnd Thirty-fifth street Rev.
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Was Almost Shanghaied
had JUBt beep coming out with big
taking of Vera Cruz. A certain citizen
street and Susquohanna avenue was
going homo along Broad street from
Columbia avenuo about nino o'clock In
tho evening. Ho was full ot war
spirit
As the enthusiastic citizen reached
tho south corner of tho Second regi
ment armory, at Broad and Diamond,
ho noticed a crowd about tho doorway
in tho middlo of tho building. Ho sped
up to see what was tho excltemont.
As he shouldereft his way through
tho crowd a husky lad In atate bluo
grabbed tho citizen by tho arm.
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Boston," sold Mrs. LovowolU "t
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"I don't know how you feel about it
Mamo," said tho tall, willowy creature
in tho clinging black gown, "but un
less trado in this shop picks up It's mq
to look for another place! Tho way
Madarao Cerise's business has slumped
slnco folks went away for tho summer
la a caution.
"Look nt tho way wo're stacked up
with these hero Just from Paris glares
that nobody would buy after they
caught their breath and saw how awful
thoy woro! You'd think it was Phila
delphia tho way tho women Insisted on
quiet llttlo things Just boforo tho sea
son closedl And theso things mnrked
down to next to nothing!"
"It's fierce!" agreed tho other wil
lowy crcaturo In blnck. "I bot that's a
customor tho ono looking In at the
window."
"You leavo hor to mo!" hissed the
first speaker, hastily patting hor hair
and straightening up. "My land! Sho's
a find! Sho camo in from Persimmon
Conter with her husband, who brought
In a carload ot llvo stock and ho's
glvon her a pocketful to spend so's sho
can go back and gtvo the town a Jolt!
I could tell It a mllo off!
"Good morning!" Bho broke off to
murmur In velvet tones. "Is thoro
something I can do for you?
"Oh, yes, you wero Just looking
around. I see. Wo aro always glad to
havo peoplo como In whether they buy
or not. That Bulgarian dross In the
window? Do you know, you certainly
havo an eye for style, to pick out
something llko that, which Is tho very
latest thing wo Just unpacked it this
morning. Tho shipment was delayed
and it is a llttlo beyond tho season,
so It Is marked down awfully low,
along with everything elso.
"Only ?22, and a month ago wo'd
have got fifty for It Why, It Is the
very best material, madam, I assuro
you. This ratlno is so stylish, but if It
Is now to you, of courso, It docs remind
you of a thin bath towel. I sold six
dresses on this order to a stylish cus
tomer tho other day. Sho has a big
summer home at Lako Gonova, and I
toll you thoy wear clothes there! You
had bettor lot mo Bhow you how stun
ning you'll look In It.
"Mame, did you evor? It might havo
been made for hor soo how It fits!
Oh, my, no; you wouldn't want to take
It In everything Ib loose and baggy
this year. You'll get used to It Good
nosB, no! 1 You wouldn't warit to take
off that collar and sash! You'ro not a
bit too old for such bright colors!
That's really a Joko when you can't bo
moro than twenty well, you don't
look it I'm suro you wouldn't mako a
mistake In taking this.
"All right. I'll lay It aside for you.
want to show you something special
that wo keep for our best trade. Just
a minute!
"Mamo, for goodness' sake, rustlo
out those chiffon things we've had a
year on tho top shelf and those
blouses that overyono always returned
because something was wrong with tho
cut under those boxes!
"Now, here! Did you over see any
thing prottler for a tea party or a
meeting of tho Literary club oh, I
can tell when a woman 1b progressive
Just by looking at her! This chltton
will wear llko iron and see how it's
ejraped! Everything is so clinging, you
know, nnd you have Just the figuro for
it!
"Doesn't sho look sweet In this pur
plo, Mamo? Tho touch ot pink and
yellow around tho neck Just set3 oft
her complexion. Oh, my, Uils Isn't low
ne'ck women wear blousea 'on the
street nearly as low as this. By tho
way, Maine, bring mo somo of thoso
now blouses I want hor to see thom.
"Isn't this dainty? And only $10.
Porfect with your tailor Bult! I'll put
this with tho purplo chiffon and tho
Bulgarian dress. You would regret it
to the last day of your llfo If you lot
such bargains slip! You can Just tako
tho blouso In here and lot It out a bit
thore and It will bo porfoct!
"Did you notice theso hats? Aren't
thoy dears? Marked down two-thirds,
madam! I suppose that orange quill
Btlcklng up does seom odd to you, but
our very best peoplo aro wearing thom.
Maybo you prefer this light blue canoo
shnpo with tho orange feathers In tho
back doesn't that glvo her stylo,
Mamo 7
"Oh, you must havo It! It Is such a
pleasuro to get hold of a customer that
fashionable things become as they do
you! Now, If you will glvo mo tho ho
tn addrosB-thank you! Nlnoty-ono
dollars and fifty cents! You certainly
havo somo bargains! Good morning!
"Catch me, Mamo! I'm going to
faint! What do you think of really sell
ing all that Junk? Como nlong I'm
going to strike Mmo. Cerise for morq
pay!" T
Flattering to Lawyers.
Francis J. Kilkenny, Chicago Irish
man who has been tho means of send
ing hundreds of Irish boys and girls
back to tho groon lslo for a visit to
tho old folks, Bays that In tho ancient
city of Cork there is a street named
Hell. During a recent sojourn In Cork
ho was amused by'cpmlng upon tho
following notlco:
APARTMENTS TO LET IN HELL;
SUITABLE TO LAWYERS.
"Despite its namo," says Mr. Kil
kenny, "tho placo Is rather attracttyo;
but I will agreo with tho landlord that
as a headquartora for tho legal profes
sion. It la not only sultablo but appro
prlato."
Plan Is Abandoned.
Tho plan for assisting with prizes
work along tho lines of sclenco of art
that was contemplated by loaders In
h innnral federation has boon aban
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apprehension as to tho real object of
tho plan, which was entirely altruistic;
and bo it was given up.
On and Off.
Savo when you'ro young then?
when y6u flnd'youraolf well on, you'll
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female weakness,
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I had a placo in my right sldo that waa
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Shamrock, Missouri.
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Bugology.
Teacher Tommy, what do 100 centi
meters make?
Tommy I know a centipede.
Apt Suggestion.
"Jim docs somo tall lying in his
Btorles."
"Then why not cut him short?" ,
Worked Poorly.
"Wo thought this year wo'd rather
move than clean houso."
"Great scheme!"
"Unfortunately the same idea had
occurred to tho peoplo who vacated
tho houso wo moved Into."
Quick Sightseeing.
Fifty days for a trip around tho
world Is declared by J. H. Mears, tho
'globcglrdler, to be sufficient for a
quick Blghtseor. This would glvo tho
trlppor two days for sightseeing in
London, two in Paris, two in Berlin,
two xn SL Petersburg and air by Ja
pan. "And this," sayo Mr. Mears,
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Of Two Dangers.
Mollle And you would kiss a lady'
hand?
Chollle Oh, yea.
"But I should think thore would bo
moro chance ot microbes on the hand
than on tho mouth?"
"Possibly."
"Then of two evils I should think
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me.
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