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After wo hud just about Umi'ii
od how to pronounce a fow of tho
mouth-twisting names that grow
no whore except in the Mexie.au
cactus and chaparal wo art' up
against u hundred or so of'unpro
liouncible names of persons and
things in this European wan Of
course it is a mere matter of
"slanguage." It's easy when one
gets the key.
Former Senator ,1. W. Bailey
will make the race for the Senate
in Texas in l!)lu". In the Demo
cratic State convention he an
nounced that if the convention in
dorsed national prohibition and
woman suffrage lie would oppose
them in a fight before the people.
The two issues were indorsed.
They are getting hungry in Eu
rope. A man was here yesterday
from New York and wanted to
buy all the canned salmon the M
C. Jhissell Co. had for shipment to
Europe. Nothing doing.
Uncle Sam might increase his
wasting revenue by taxing the
i gentle suffragettes. Ten dollars
each for the gentle variety and
twenty-five for the ranting mili
taiitT George Sail ford of Bath, Me.,
has an old-fashioned mortar and
pestle standing fourteen inches in
height, which has been in his fam
ily for lf)0 years.
It would be great business, in
deed, for the United States to
throw a few hundred million dol
lars into fjiat frenzied mob of
President Wilson is a mightj
good man to have on the lid when
things get dangerous. The White
House is no place for a hot head
The "War Lord of Europe" is
getting what lie wanted. If he
wins he will make "Napoleon the
Great" look like thoity cents.
No sugar famine in Maysville.
The M. C. Hussell Co. has a lot in
, stock and a big consignment com
"f -; 'pi'g from New York
After the big war is over there's
(going to be many million people
loss to feed and clothe in Europe.
Ain't it fine to live in a country
of peace and plenty and with the
.sweetest of melon crops?
Better watch the Japs and the
iwe.xicans. uoiu are slippery.
edeii claims a population of
23,091,791 hogs in
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No Matrimonial "Futures" For Him.
Tho magistrate had asked all of the
customary questions, about taking "this
man" or "this woman" for a lawful,
wedded companion," and about "prom
ising to love, honor and obej." Tho
ceremony was finished. The couple
were married. The bridegroom, a west
ern Kentuckian, started to reach for
hia wallet. Then he stopped. ' ' Squire, ' '
ho' said, "I got a proposition to make
to ye. I'll give you $2 now or I 'II wait
six months and givo you what 1 think
my wife's worth then, even it it's
$200." The magistrate looked at the
brido for a moment. "I believe I'll
takoxho $2 now," ho said. Moultou
in Frankfort "Sta to Journal.
J)t 5 Ifot
The honest product of the golden-wheat is
creamy white, not dead white.
GOLD MEDAL FLOUR
is the purest, most nourishing, strength-giving
food in the world.
BUY A SACK FROM YOUR GROCER
GOLD JMEDAL FLOUR
Why Not Now?
91. C. RUSSELL CO.,
Panama, August 17. Tho sum of
t2.",()00 vvim tnkcu in yostcnlny in tolls
by tho Pntinnm Canal, which was olll
dally opened Saturday, Auiitat Jfi.
Three ste.imers already are yoinjr
through tho waterway and four more
aro ready to start.
Tho total receipts in canal tolN up to
the present timo ninouiit to $100,000.
PROTECTION OF AMER1 JAS
And United Statos Shipping Promised
S.m rY.inrNco, Cal., August 17.
"Tho Japanese licet will protect Amer
ican ai d Japanese merchantmen in At
lantic waters," declared Y. Nuiiiaiia,
Japanese Consul General, here today in
discussing the possibilities of hostilities
between Japan and (lermany.
"American trade with tho Orient will
not bo endangered."
Tho IVdcrnl IJeservo Uoard tias
agreed to givo hearings to representa
tives of those cities and hanks which
have protestqd against tho Organiza
tion Committee's selection of reserve
cities and Its arrangement of districts.
Congress passed the Emergency
Shipping' Bill, authorizing the Pre-i
dent to admit foreign-built ships to
American registry, so that commercial
fleets may .sail the seas under protoc
tion of tho American flag.
fifteen submarine cables between the
United States and Europo are still bad
ly crowded. The censorship and the
abolition of codo has had much to do
with this. The companies hope to get
A conference, of Kentuckians ami
others from tho Ohio lliver Valley was
held in Washington with a iew to
formulating plans looking to an earl
passage of the Itivors and Harbors Bill
State health officers from Kcntiick
end neighboring States, together with
many Government experts, are gather
ing at Pincvillc to take part in the
three day health conference there, start
Tho seventh of tho ninteen bubonic
plague cases found so far in New Or
leans resulted in the death of a negro
woman. Pifty-seven rodent cases have
now been found.
"Xo compromise" was the slogan
with which Col. Itoosevelt opened the
political campaign m Massachusetts.
HELP THE KIDNEYS
Maysvillo Readers Are Learning
It's the little kidnoy ills
The lame, weak or aching back
Tho unnoticed urinary disorders
That may lead to dropsy and Bright 's
When tho kidnoys aro weik,
Help thorn with Doau's Kidnoy Pills.
A remedy especially lor weak kid
neys. Doan's have been usod in kidnoy
troubles for 50 years.
Bndorsed by 30,000 people endors
ed at aomo.
Proof in n Maysville citizen's st-to-incut.
V. P. Lynch, 327 W. Third St., Mays
ville, Ky., says: "My Kidneys were
weak and the passages of tho kidney
secretions wore scanty and jiaiutul.
Having used Boan's Kidney Pills bo
foro, I again got a box and they quick
ly restored my kiduoyo to a normal
Mr. Lynch is only ono of many Mays
ville people who have grntofully en
dorsed Doan'a Kidney Pills. If your
back achos If your kidneys bothor
you, don't simply ask for a kidnoy rom-
oily ask distinctly for Doan'B KicJaey
Pills, tho samo that Mr. Lynch had
the remedy backed by home testimony.
flOe ail stores. Postor-Milburn Co..
Props., Buffalo, N. Y. "When Your
Back is Lame Romombcr tho Namo."
Sho's augospiolt, of no account,
To much wo think sho .don't amount:
Myself und bottt
Sho will not dnro to fight again,
But if sho shouldt, I'll show her blaii.
Dot Blsaas und (ip French) Lorraine
Aro Inein by Gott.
Dero's grandma dinks sho's niche
Mit Boers und such sho interfere!
She'll learn nono ownA dis hemisphere
But me und Gott!
Sho dinks, good frau, fine ships she's
Und soldiers midt dor scarlet go it,
Achl 'Wo would knock, them! Pouf
Myself und Gottl
In dimes of peace prepare for wars
I bear do spear und helm of Mars;
Uml care not for n ilosnml czars,
Myself mitt Gott!
In fact, I humor of cry whim,
Mit aspect dark und isago grim;
Gott pulls mit me and 1 mit Him,
Myself und Gottl
THE "COUNTRY JAKE."
Tho "Country Jako" of ye-.ter.liy
owns a farm today of several hun
dred acres, lives in a palatial home w ith
all modern conveniences such as steam
heat, bathrooms, improved lighting svs
tern, telephone, automobile, etc. Ili
mail is delivered to his door every day
lie reads the daily newspapers, the mag
n zincs and tho best hooks adorn his
library. Surely he doesn't converse on
current events as though he were !
"Country Jake" not bv a good deal.
And to seo him running an automobile
on Sunday with ins family as pas
sengers ho doesn't, appear like a
"Country Jako" nor does any member
of his family. The rising generation
of farmers' sons ami daugliteis are
farther removed from being "Country
Jakes" that were their fathers and
mothers years ago. We say tune
change. And time does change. It
changes the farm as well as the city
Involution works miracles on the farm
as well as in the city. Bvclringe.
WHY TELEGRAPH WIRES HUM.
Miiuy reasons have been given as to
why telegraph wires hum. Some !iv
that the sound is caused by the action
of the wind and others that it is the re
suit of change in temperatures. Prof
Field, of the University of Ottawa, says
that neither of those, evplnuntions is
(Grrrct, but that tho sound is due to the
vihiatinu of the earth. The vibration
of tho earth are transmitted to the wire
through the poles. This authority
fuither states that the sung of the wires
is the song of tho barometer and that
the variations are in direct relation to
variations of the weather. Changes in
tl.o vibration of the earth indicate ap
proaehing changes in the condition of,
tint atmosphere. If the sound of the
wiics is low it is probable that the
weather will change in a day or two,
but if it is sharp a momentary change
may bo expected. American Bov.
WHAT TO DO IN SEASICKNESS
"My IiiisIkiiii'I is particularly liable
to seasickness, captain," ri'iniirKcil a
lady passoiitfcr. "Coultl you tell him
what to do in case of an attack"
"Taint necessary, iniiin,' replied th"
captain, "llo'll do it." Kx.
Tho old Sorrios stand is about racd
It will not bo long until tho foundation
will bo under way for the three, storv
warehouse of J. 0. Kverett it Co. .Mays
villo grows apace.
too Itvwnrtl, 8IOO. .
Tbe readers ol tbu puptir will be pleaird ti
olence has been able to cure In all ttiatattea.anr
tbatls Catarrh. Uull'i Oawrn Cure litbe od'j
Catarrh being a couitltutlonal UUeaie,rtf4Urnt
oomtltutlonal treatment. Hall'iCalarr jreli
taken Internally, aotlug directly upon ue bloo
ana muooui surface! of tbe lysteiu, thereby de
thepatlentntrengtb by building uptheoonitltu
lion and anlitlng nature In doing Hi work. 1'h
proprtetori have to muoh faltb In IU nurxtUi
poweri that tht-y offer One Hundred Dollar, let
anyaaiethatltfallitooure. Send fori lit of t
AddreuK.J. OUKNEY A 00.,Toledo,0.
Sold by all Druggliti, 1ta.
COUGHLIN & CO.
and Sales Stable
Transfer nut) General Hauling. VVc
make specialty ol large contracts',
Oltlec and bkxu l.W Eat Second"
the time to step to the
nearby fountain and
You'll get a drink
that is thirst-quenching,
most cooling. A
drink that is refresh
ing, invigorating. A
drink that is whole
some and pure.
Here, There, Everywhere
At Founts 5C orBotllcd
These Good Dealers Sell PARFAY
MAR FIN & HALL.
Dry Cleaned and Pressed. .
Wet Cleaned and Pressed.
Wo guaranteo the Dry Process
against shrinkage makes tlicm
Wo have all our dry cleaning
dono by tho Fcnton Dry Cleaning
Company of Cincinnati, O. This
plant was equipped at a cost of
over $100,000 and is ono of tho
largest and best equipped in tho
middlo West, t
Work Satisfactory or Money
O. F. McNAMARA
Q'A West P ont Streft
I'lt'iident WiNou held a conference
with Senator .Simmons and Kepresen
tativu Underwood on the problem of
raising money to oil set the falling oil
in customs revenue due to the European
The conditions of the armistice be
In eon the rebels and the (iov eminent
forces iu Santo Domingo are Immiij:
A woman is pretty ood at heepin;
man's secret and her own.
Wo Guarantee Saxo Salvo
So many rernarknblo cures have como
to our nttcntion from tho uso of our
wonderful new skin treatment that wo
oiler to pay full price for tho empty tube
in every caso whero Saxo Salvo and
Saxo Soup do not help those who sulTer
from eczema, saltrheum, itchinghumors
or skin eruptions. Can any offer bo
more fair? Saxo Salvo is an antiseptic
penetrating ointment that stops tho itch
and clears the skin. Try Saxo Salvo
und Saxo Soap at our risk.
John O. Pecor, Druggist, Maysville, Ky.
in Europe has already caused
the price of foodstuffs to soar.
The price of bread has been
raised to ioc in a number of
places, but we are glad to an
nounce that There Will Be
No Advance in the Price
of Our Bread, owing to the
fact that we had the fore
thought to buy our flour be
fore the advance in price.
And it's good if made at
COMPLETE CflANOE Or VAUDE
"THE OO'NQUEST OF GliAIEE"
T)fa tteolfj of Comody.
CV. e 3 ,B'n ra
,,,, Wit.iw 1KjpeptSnti(l
II. 8. RLL.18, Agent.
Chesapeake & Ohio
Sotiudule elTuatlfe Nov.
TKAINS UKAVR MAYSVILLE. KY.
I Id p. iu., 8!l8 p.
0.V(ln. in., 5. p.
8 p. in.,weeic dnyi.
6 'fll a. iu 8 17 k ID.,
3:13 p. m., dully
6'3liv. iu., K:lli ft. m.,
fi U) p.m.. dally, local.
W W VVIKOKK Arort
Dr. P. G. SMOOT
Second Floor Mnaouto Temple,
Third mid MHrkftMtieetM,
SM-flnl AHt-titloii lo llUi-iur uTUio
Eye, Car, Nose, Throat.
Ilttidenct. 1H K Ihirtl St Ttlephontf
offlcr.'il. retitlmcel Utflct horns, w in 11
a .; a to 4 p. ., 7 to a p.m. iJj
by appoint' 'fit only
nllel, riratNnltiMiHl Itnnh llulldlnr.
Lml and Lone I Oflloe No, 555.
Ui.tannel'bonei KeMdenoe No, 17
G. M. WILLIAMS,
First National Bank Building.
II (! Xpnnd M
VVM t K
THINGS WE DO
Instantaneous Faco .Bleaching
Pimple and Blackhead Treatment
Warts and Moles Removed
Hot Oil Treatment
Special Attention Given to Baldness
Hair Carefully Matched in Color and
Texture( or Made Up From
Pr. Nora K. Brown.
Fifth Floor, First National Bank Bldg.
! Cash-Raising and Clearance Sale I
We have marked down all
remaining summer footwear at
prices that will insure quick
will be a banner week owing to
the special bargains we are now
Now is the right time to get
in your share of these wonderful
We have plenty of bargains
New Fall, up to-date goods coming in every
day. The prices will be right.
NEW FALL HATS
We are already compelled to reorder. Never
before have we sold so many this time in the year.
Our hats are the newest styles and our prices are
Prices 49c and up.
Summer hats nearly given away.
The Black and White efredts are the go for
Fall. We have lots of them.
We Save You Money;
We Want Your Trade
We sell goods at lowest prices consistent
We cany a full line of furniture and bed
ding. McILVAlN, HUMPHREYS & KNOX,
Funeral Directors ami Embalmers.
207 Sutton Street. Phone 250. Maysville, Ky.
jttmJkr 'JbH JfcllJr I i
Dt siring to close up the prrscnt business as soot as ftiiHsllilc, wo
must Insist that all those Innolited to the I rm to call and settle. Any
' oio having accounts against us will
Farm For Sale
Wo have for sale a farm of 127 acres j
in Charleston bottom, with good house
of live, rooms, tenant house, tobacco :
barn, good stable, corn crib stripping
room, well watered and well fenced, '
good young orchard. About thirty acres
of this farm is bottom land and the
rest is rolling, but not steep. Fully
one hundred acres or this farm is in
grass. Hero is a chauco for you to
buy a farm that is ready to make
money on. Drop iu and sco us and we
will tell you all about tho many ad
vantages this farm has as a money
Trice 80.00 per acre on easy terms.
STORE s- "SZS.
present samo tor settlement.
Our stock consists
of the most elabo--rate
Your inspection is
solicited. : : : : :
CIIAS. W. 1RAXEL & CO
fntiC, i'kOBM 146 and M.
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