gfa'.frt u 1 j u.:: fttaxA. v rUBLISBKD EVERT THURSDAY, HX , WALLACM 13.' BR ATT ON. At Bruttpn's Building, East of the ,. Cburt-llousc. :, ' . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.' onoycAr, ...'..l.I,...;.L.:,:,.:...:.. $1 r0 Eightmonths,-. .J. : . . ;-. , ., , 1 x Four months, i,. . . () -Payment in advance in all rases. B. B. MAYO. ABCIIIUAI.D HATO. t. H.J3. & A. MAYO, ; ATTORNEYS AT L A W, MoArthur, Vinton County, Ohio, I "tlX attend promptly to nil If Ral b iihiness jT entruMtcato.liiin. OIHm in Cuiirt llouso. E A. RAT TON, A T T O B X 13 Y . A , L A W, , -. . i i 1 1 . . ; .'lit, Mc : Arthur, Vinton County, Ohio, WILL ftttonj to all legal bnslneetintrnstod to hi ore in Vinton, Athem, JocKann, Ross, 'looking, andadjniningcounlies. 1'nrlio ular attention g'ven to tb oolleo(ion of soldiers claim for poimlcim, bounties, arrears of pay, etO.acalnnt (he V S or Ohio, inthidl. g Mor. gan raid olaims. ; jun S8-tf. ATTORNEY AT LAW, MoArthur, Vinton Comity, Oiiio, w ILL attend pTCPjt.fb nineis uVrust- cu ,u cum . . ollinli .. . OIINH7BI.I!, ltlien, it- , A. CONBTJILE. Mo Arthur. 0. Co stable and Constable. ;:ATiui:sEYa at law, MeA thur, - - - oiiio, Wit ii aiiuiiu proiupuy 10 ail OUtillieHK 111 J'.t Jstod to their euro, in Vinton and Ath ens com lien, or any of tho courts of the 7th Judicial 'lirtt;,nnd in the Circuit couits of iho U. B.fui ihoSouthcin dlstrictof Oiiio. Cluims apamtllr le Uovetcmsut, pouiooa, boui.ty an ntuk yu) WIIOUUIUi r - . Hl)4tt JOSEPH sT.Mciab WELL ArC( KNEY AT LAW iy o ta rjr.;' Public T"KPuTY t -ilector yf Intornnl Rovonno Muin struct MoArthur, Ohio. XJ Ullice ovej. ThoH. II. Davin & Son's Rcore Ujgljlin8 joaeyH niiADi vttr. " BHADPCJRY WtljtlAM 1IA11K & MAJIK, CATT( tiXEYS at i aw; llcAitbiu Vinton Couuty, Ohio, I7IMi aj,tr ot tiromp'Iy to all basinesa cn- r iruHod to their care, in Vinton and A'h- ni oimu9, .. -. . , apl2.')tr Ml PAY, - BODSTY m PEXSIOXS Will bo collected promptly by Edward A. lira Hon, ' ai'ahtiiub, oiiio. ALL soldiers, who a, e by law, entitled .(o 1 Back 'Puv.. ISnnntv ami Prn.(il l ws, futhe)s, mothorti, biothotn. and risers of deceased soldic'rs claiftis will bo promptly at- u'ducu to. jySutr SOLDILK ATTlSiVflOX ! pum ionTa BOUNTY I T WILL-.illcct the 100 additional Bounty A granted hy Coii(;rt'BS to equalixo bounty; ninu, inuren a pt'nMons to wiaows una cinlarcn tf (fcocajei ; olclm, nnd all oilier ; i CaJJ on m. at wy office over Tho- -B. Davis Oi Son's sto 3, .Hum street, Mc Arthur, ( bio aujrlOmS ; JOSEl'H J. McDOWELL. Btick-P( y. Bounty tt Pmnom. H. C. J ONES iLr- cCnnlnin 18ihO. V. 1.1 Attends V .oniptly to the collection BACK-PAY, BOUNTY and PENSIONS. TERMS RE iSOrf ABLK.I Biroot, No th of J, K. MoAr'hnr. O. -OFFICE Lo cran Will's roBiiloneo Ijnly VIA mo, 'RESIDENT ,, DEMIST, JACKSON, C. II. OHIO.; ; " i 11 ill t:' ' t"Twy Qxtragtcd by the use Of LAtau- j. woiiTz, ; DEALIB IK Attr BEPAIBt 0 jwa'tcu es,, clocks; ; U B W BLRY, j'M rsial Instruments, UoLBBRT'a BciLDING.l MAltTHUK, '- "VWv- - ' ; OiUo. n't ' i n . -i i ; K)(teniveilanutflc,'uri;rs6 Importers,,1... ;, -il uJ'' ANP NICKEL .,. SIL.V E R W A R E , Ataricab,EulisU & Swiss Watches, C A 8 E D . B T O V-tl IE1YSB, - And Eviry de'bcrlption of' -niFonflw1' Qbodt' and Yankee- JVoWon JT SPECIALLY tdapted inD-'designedr for -Hi, Sddtiibbh: and Wistbsk Tbadi. I Cironi Jarsnld fnlldesoriptive Frice lists free. i :! Agents frnntedevervwhitre. 'Address, (!) iri SALISBURY, BKO. dt CO.: 'novBrni SI Dorrance St., l'rovidonco, R. I. 1 u YOt' ' All r .--r , t -": ' ",.'" ' -'ji'nt:i r Oil! v r"! , ! . . .i.;i:u-n c. COUNTY. OHIO, DECEMBER 6; 1866.'! ; - ; ! : . A- DI5VOU & COMPANY, Hit, nutl 85, 'Pearl Street, Up Stairs, C i if c iN.xi'f r, Qhio;: OFFEK TO MtLLlKlUS and MkBdlANTS an uqnsnally rich aionmeut of ' MILLINERY GOODS At Lowkm Kiw Yoni I'mcti. Wo1 al man- uiucturo i'i ,: 1 : CL OA ICS In all llio Kiw TATTtiiNg'; Special attention will bo giveq to KILLINjU C-RDKljS for persons' wboennnot viiilt the i-itv. :'- . "KTAny goodi tent ooofdof may hi returned. u no-. Buu&iaoiory 10 if e onyot . , . DEVOU & .CO. ,, ngl8m$ . 63 IS 1'tarl t.. up stain, 6fOW, L., E N E L P HE C HT? WHOLESHE GUOCEli ' ,l AND ''' ' ' '' ' PRODUCE DEAlmi Comer of Front and Madison Streets. PortHinoulIi.Ohio,' ' BUY all' kmda of foundry 1'rcJu . . " ' . 6vl5n.l! GROCERIES mid LIQUORS '.''',' ' "' 1 ' : t'.-l . wk. UF MAIJI.O: LOCUST 6TS. McAUTlIllt, O: Has now On hand a very larire and woll vyi liMtcd Btoclj of all kinds of (iroccrle and Liquors, oontltiiig in part of Ta, oiHuo, sut, gar, Tohncco, cigars, whito ri'ah, jia.ckottilrood i .n,.o.vunuu reiit'iiuB, uiivcHjrttorj. rep- por naugo, catsup n. o. wollusecs, cidur vinegar avuuuius, runuoi, teua, mot, Oft,pS, j .; ' . I ! , -i . . I; i : : ,1 ;MpKin(l8 . of Dye: Stuff',, a general asor icnt of pcrfumorins,xrmtodo- ru iiumiva .rranwa to color the liuir a ot u iuim injury 10 ma quir or ecaip , lios tetter's and Hobiuli's slomneli nlftnrn trated tye, soap, a gonerul-' aseortmer.t of trun- tlomeil s winter glovos from tin fipat bucl. to uie common wooun, all kinds of Liquor- from the fluent rreorh Brandy and old Boitrbort whis ky to common corn whinkv wbo soM from ono pint to ar-u hundred gidluns, or any other quan tity donired, all of wldoh ha .propoci to sell'ks low, ii not lower (hall other bow-,, , In Uie tfoun- ly. in Kimuor country produce, taken In ChiMron can get goods as' clieati Hi Hs Ihcir. p. rents.' ; . 'i (: : , , , C0.1IE OIVE ! , COME AIX I Sept. 27-Om. J. 0. SWETLAND. GO TO THE Mc A-RT II U,R, 0 II I O- . . i : . . 'i. ' Jnst opened bj . : . ..... M ; I . STRGMeiBBeMS ' ... , , W1IE1E will bo constaiilly "kept, at nstoiV Ishinjly low prices, u ccmploto assort ment of '; '.. I.. '.. " .; ,v i, .v.: .... ; ,.. HARDWARE!! seen as Xails, Files, r,a.t)?. Locks. rTatclicte. limn ninrs,AxM, Hand sitwWpod saws,' Aiigen, y rnsLis, j;raw-Kiiivi, iJutts, . St'ieWs. Wrnclics. Bolts, t'urrv combs. Pnint nnd Wall brushes; Bntchi'rVi kiilvcs. Table and rocket ciuiorvt Uim locks. Tnbps. PoWdi'i. Lead, Gun caps, Shot, etc, etc. i i ! aio, VOal sna woort tookmg Stoves, Heating jSlovoa and Gral.s, Together wttu- a fuli aa sortmentof , , , , . ;;' .TIN- WAR Ijl.' uv Ail of which will be sold very low for cash, l i To conviccq. the people (hat we salt chetnar than any other esubliaomo nt, in town, wo, ask luuiil IV(IV0 DDI Call, j Booiri oilo door east of E. t). Dodireii storo aiU oppwlto Bruttons block. : . i novlym. ; , STRONG & GIBBPNS. it ir To Om iicrs of Horses ! I .... .'-j -.1 r i il :iiv. !!.) rEC undersigned wonld ak thismothod Of informing owners el hrseaand the nuiilic gonorally that he iajiropared to ramoye . , RINGBONE, SPAVIN: . .... ..t-rORr-v- : ..-'M Any Enlargement on ; a Iprs9 ' .v. . .. moni ,.., Six lo ; Wine 3, Days;:;! 7'He can be contnlfed at all limotin McArthnf. where he wilt be pleased to have those whhinir W Wsjices, (o tail npon him. ' . ; ... . "A Ctite y no Charge, nOTL5rnl.'- .ia: i 'i' J. 0. BTKIN(JUAI.:l QC( A MONTm-Amnta wanted for six en tDtJKt tirelr ,new artLilM i',it. nut ' lH,lro. O. !'. Gabet, City Btiilding, "Biddcfbrd, Me. JUUVI IITW IJ - ' ' ' - It' , :We' are n.QW.preparedsto. do Job. I'll' or k with neatness i4id dispatuh.. i Give us Poetical. WHAT IS A YEAR. .. . What fs a year ? '-TIs but n wave' . Ou lilies' tlark rplllug stream, : ' ' Wiilclrlsso quickly gone that.we , Account it but a dream.- ' ;. t ! i f?- t y ', . ;"Tis but rt single cavnesf tbijob : , Of Time's old iron heart, . Which fear'.css.is, ami strong as ybc , It flrsc vitli life dkl " ' . ' ' '.' j ' .. j . .I What is a year P.is biit a tilrn. ', i ;!: 'Ol Tlaie-sold biazmi .wheel,' 1 o ; 1' n.Orbutiv buge, Miwi the Ixiok ir,; Y Vblch death must shoatly sen. . 'Tis tnt'a ftciJ tVon the roaiV' ' ' Wfiii.-h we ninit travel o'rr ; A few more steps mid wo shall walk 1 1 Lil'o's weary romid no more. : : I Miscellany. LITTLE DEEDS OF KINDNESS. ' Henry Field was a Sunday schol ar. One bunuay morning his teach er taught th6 boys in his 'class this verse " thoushalt Jove thy neigh bor as thyself." ' And 'afterwards he ,read twp or tlireo short s-tones to snow tnem now many, ways there aro ju which poor childrpri may biiow uieir love,, ior,oniers Then he asked thiu to tryaid see during the coming week,' what' lit tie deed of kindness tbey could da Harry -tail I161110 : ni'ter school, and sat down ;by thchearth to wnfm Ins foetv for it was a 'cold d;y.'Hdga?c(l thoufehtl'iilly into the blazin'g fii-e.' ''His' graHdnio'ther was seated at lief femall'tablo with tlio liiblo befoieher; but' sho; : no ticed Harry's serious face; . ' '::! 141 What a'ro ' yoit thinking about: my Doy ? 'saiu snei . i : " i -: HafTy lookd'-'tin irtd blushed 'a littlo, as though he had rather not fell Tsb" shB'said ftothinrr further: Harcy w.as careful to .do everything he could lor his grandmother s com- fot't; llerdrewthe wator.'snlit tho Voo'dj'aiitt rwny kindlted the lire before she was up in tho morning ; and i'J'she 'was'ill no ono could have been more kind" than ;hei i:Therc was notlnnir he codlddo mrtfe than .... .1 . . - 1. 'L. . - he did already for" her1.'1 ) i .'; v . iile weht to ;bed that night afraid thalj he Blronra ttot 'und a way to helpan'y oneidurli)g'' tlfe coming week : but he was quite mistaken. Jlonday mornfiig iii wis bitter cold'; but Harryvas up earlS? 'arid about Ids' work,1 and' at half past eight o ciock ho was on Jus way to (lay school.' : !61d ' Roger's' coage t as an hurtble place1.' biit ' it - M-ris-verv 1 s 1 . ' T . dear to him ; because'' i'ts was tho home, where he1 had lived ever since ho1 could 1 remember. Old Roger man : but God had seen fit tQaunpjt lu'jnin many ways. His wile and children had been taken away by tho-hand of death, and now he: was left aloiio; often stiller ing greatly from pain and not very "able to olk for nis daily bread'. . Harry FieUl 'alwavs passed the .qotthk o'niiisitiay'loliicbool' but had never occurred to him'that he might;, do fiomethin; for R6gcr until this, ivery lUoiiday morning. The old mian was out before (ho dppr, with his axe, trying to chop a 02 ot iwpqu to build his lire : l)ut lis poor hands were so cold that lib often hail ty stop an'd fut them iii ins coat pockets to get a little warmth. Harry paused and pull ed off hjs vCBp,f and; sparkled with pleasure. . h C .' V- . i " Won'tyou let me help you split that log, Mr. Roger?" said he. 44 Bless your little heart," said the old man, "you,. don't look stout enough; I'll try and get along my self." 44 1 split all grandmother's wood," said Harry. nnd she-has some as Lajd g;tht:4'nj gdinjt6 Bchopl ow; but at noon 1 11 run down here and try my hand at yours." "JNo, don't do thai, my boy. I shouldn't Hke to ,ha.ye you. lose , the port ot sliding down lull just lor the sake of an old man like me ! But Harry did not mind that. He ran olt to school: and when he was Wt" liberty-; 'while'' -the other boys were laughing and shouting at their play, he went back to old Roger's cottage and went to work with a right good will.1 1 'that was one lit- le deed of kindness, but it led to many others; for all the winter through, -Harry fpundvniany -ways ofhejping old Rdger,-OT feaditig to mm in nis great leatiier-bound .bi a it. it by do [Child's Companion. Tr I ,tt i rfTkn ..J.'lxi ... 11. . Madison County Democrat has been presented by Mr. James A. Brock, with a wagon load of ,fine picked winter, apples, mostly of the winter pippin variety. it THE CHICAGO TIMES AND NEGRO SUFFRAGE. SUFFRAGE. [From the Cincinnati Enquirer.] '(."le fact is, the Democracy have always neid, with Stephen A. Douglas that this is a white man's country, and 6hould always bo gov erneoyexciusively. by white men. The vvprd H'hite' has been put in to nearly all. the . State Constilu tionsj'in limitation ol tho right of suffrages-put there for that pur pose -by the Democratic ; nartv, whichimade them. 'It is astonishing itnoaunes liould so doubt so noto nousji fact. No test of education has ever found favor with tho De mocracy.r Cincinnati Enquirer. '"Trio Enquirer annears to delib eratefy ally itself to tho Bourbon element. It ignores' the fact that what y as true and expedient when slavery existed is not necessarily either, now that slavery abolished -Uoicago, limes "Tire principle laid down by the latue,rs or the Kepublic, by the men ot tho Kevolution,and adhered to bV the Democracy, that tjie Gov ernme'ht should always be -vested excluJively in the white race, had no reference J Mhatever , to negro slavem Its removal in no .way attecti its truth and justice, or i di minishos the wisdom of its iiblir.v. more is no- moro reason why wre snouia nave negro- iroyernors; ne. gro Judges, , negro' legislatorsi no gro jMfdrg,'J and liegro votersi now than there was when slavery' exist ed.'f p iact, suchbtafes as Indiana, Illinois,; and Ohio, which ' had jio slave?, legislated the most sharply against any policy that looked to a political or social amalgamation of the rac-09, and prolubiled their res idence and sottl.enont within llveir borders.!, negro emigration into Illinois , was. undesirable ' in ' 1SG2, wh'en.thts people, by a majority of Ct AAA- ' - 1 . S 4 - . i. iou,uw, so ueciueu, it is .etiaiiy so now. It is a bran-new idea ot the rime?, 'that because the necroes ha-ie'beeti feet free m fifteen-of tlie States, they blight to;havd political privileges nnu irancnises in an 01 the thirty-six 'States. The Times. in its arguments on -this subject Is progressing wonderiuliy,. and at one bound takes what was: a'l wa)'s; held to oe as extreme Abolition -view. If tho'pFmciple that the legislation of the country should be solely in the hands ot white men is sound as. .we:, believe it to be-f-there.j more necessity of guardihfi. it well and , looking after it since the'ne groea were setfreo than before.': .i It wilL-.be observed; that the Times has a term of reproach for those who do not favor negro suff rage they are, forsooth ! - Bouu- boxs I It may can them what it pi' eases names do .not alter things or change characters. , ' 4,' It is a sound and sensible idea thjat .of opposing any mixture of an tagonistic races and colors in to one Government of preserving it as :a , pure , representation of the white race, which vastly predomin atea, an,d if it is Bourbonbsni there ire. an immense number ot 4 Bour bons among us.'. A man . had bet ter be a Bourbon than a fanatic or fool.- ; ..' , .. "Our, :, Chicago- : cotemporary repomniends tho panacea of negro ullraga; to the Democraic party because it- is ,30 popular, that we .pan not succeed without it I. Does really believe this? Does it eally believe that the.peoplo ot a single State out of New England, North, or South, would vpte;yeabn ther.question, n subinitted directly totlem?. Since-slavery wa abol ished eVen the. State, of Connecti cut, by a decided lnajo-ity, yoted gainst conferring upon the blacks political privileges. Give the peo ple of Ohio a chance to vote upon directly and they would .beat it iuauuu majority, at least,, In diana would give an enormous -ma jority against it. Does the -Times recollect Jiow Illinois . voted, only ireo or 'lour, years ago, on. the question,? largely against . The The Times, evenr has not the poor plea of expediency in favor ,. of its policy,; which would connect the Democratic party ,wUh ,. a.. mos,t odious, unpopular issue. But we not ,i place : it upon this low ground. '..The . , Democracy , never bartet principle for expediency. .! ,i'Le us say, to the lunes that if tlie, Bourbons . learn nothing; and IVIHuV.IIUUMUgf IV OCVIUO WVJ .1(1 . U fault of learning . things - which are true, and forgetting " others which' are'rnbst' valuable, arid that ought to tecollect.'"'If the .Rour b6nk iriade mistakes, they preserv ed Iheir'Jionbr'-rthe mistakes of the TJrhes'are etittally fabl, and would include the loss of hwiior and repri- a talion of the Democratic party; if it were foolish enough to adopt it." SUFFRAGE. [From the Cincinnati Enquirer.] FIGHT ON---NEVER GIVE UP. The La Crosse Democrat says:. But what are wo to do now? asks sonio - impatient ' and dispirited Democrat. ' We answer, on never give unie,- ami persevering worK will give us victory, and establish the truth and justness of pur pnn ciples. .What vo now want is Oroakizatios and Pluck! To both of-these helps- i the Republican party indebted :for its success in the States and the lie public. . Never was party more ad mirably managed, more ably gen eralled. By open and secret or- ganujationsi by, comipUtees .who work; by papers ahduocuments in the hands of their" voting thou sands; by unflagging and deter mined work, are tho masses held in fighting condition, ready at all times to go into a canvass unitedly and with a purpose to win victory. Pluck has served them well, too- dogged persistence in1 achieving their purposes sending the . faint hearted to the,. 'rear, ! and .'setting asjde leaders who swerved from their standard, or faltered in fideli ty to tho extreme measures' of the party. - 1 ; 1 We, Democrats.' - have createi1. holier, nobler principles to : battle for; : wo should lack neither organ ization or pluck-to secure thei'r ul timate, aiid assured success. We are striving for '' ' " ' " Tho Restoration of the Union! ! The Supremacy of tho- Constitu tion! " - ': ' ,: :'.. . 11 ,. '' .The Upholding of;the Laws!-' Tho Integrity of the Republic ! " The-Rights bf'lhe States!; .. I , We war against an . enemy de termined to destroy1 our' form ol go vemmenty! and. permanently ac complish the. work ),of. disunion: subtle, cunning, unscrupulous, dan? gorous, flushed with : the tilumph of victory but fearful-too, bt cpmr ing retributipn ! 1 In dealing jwith Buchj a jfocvtiniidityj vacillatiriii, temporizing, is certain to bring but one1 result!'' 0.10!.: iii-.o : -.u) tJ Woah'fc, we must ' have -bold- hes,' 1 : courage; the maintainance and enunciation of sound - Demo cratic principles openly and at all times, a return to the sinmle' - and true faith of ' the founder of the government, an! the lioblo men who built up the Democratic party fronv nothibg to bo '.the govcrm'na; power ot the land. : ' mi t" 1 1 w!'., inero navd oeen uanc nours in its. history! Thoso were time's that tried men's souls' and hearts, too, when birth was given it, and the alien and sedition laws'of the elder Adams were evoked to strangle the infant in its ' cradle. Darker, too, ahd : more ' trying1 those" stormy times when battling bravely airiiinst the giant tpower of England' with one hand, tho other was 'engaged with sneaking,- traitorous Federal ism, the parent of Radical 'Repub licanism.1 -But Democracy tri umphed 'gloriously ! And the uTip pecanue and Tyler too" times, Know-Nothing and "Bleeding Kansas' hurrahs, all had their day Democracy winning glorious vie tones, and never succumbing to the enemy till "policy" and "ex pediency took the 'places in our party platforms -of principle' and love of country;' Stand firm, Democrats ----and fear nothing! liun up the old Jef fersonian , and Jacksonian. banners, and for everyi blow, you -receive, give the Radical cowards and trai tors,, two, Be men',' and Dkuociuts;. I is; of , Hu as nf w. AN ENGLISH CURE FOR DRUNKENNESS. There Is a preset ijdion in use In Eng land fof the cure of tliiinkeiiness, by w hich thoirsindOre said to have becu .'assisted In recovering theirisiplvcs. Tlie receipt canto Into notoriety through, the efforts of John Vine Hall, commander of tlie Great Eestern Steamship Ife had 'fallen-Into such habitual . drunkenness!, that his most earnest ctl'ortsi to. reclaim proved unavail ing. At length, be sought iht advice of au eminent physician who gave liimapre scriplion which he followed ; fajthi'ully for se-pn months, and at the cud of that time had lost all desire for liquor, although lie h;ftl beeii for many yours led captive ly niost debasing appctito.. Tho receipt wjlteli lie afterwards publishciT, 'and by rwhich so m.tiy other dninkrad3 have been as'ststctl to reform is. ds follows ; Magnesia, ten' grains'; pepperbtlitt' Water '-' eleven drachhiS; spirit of : nutmeg, oiie'tlrtichm; tk a day.;. This preparation acts as a tonlo and stimulant, and so partiallv stip plie4 the moral prostration that follows a auddc.il breaking oft; lconi the uso of stim ulating drinks. of , UhO Ira ; ADVERTISING, One man, ten Hues. ... ?::icli additional Insertion,,. 1:.. 1 . ii..-.I' ,, 91 Curds, imt year; ten Ijiire, Notices of KxecuUirs. AUlHlniMfH- tors and uiianliann, . . . OO Atbiclnncnt notices before J.JrA 2 OO Local notices, per Hue;", , J.,. JCA R Ycarlv- ad-(rtimi'nrlwiri !' A' $U pmt column, aihl i't Dornortioiiate) tes lor less than a tolumn. PavKblaiu advance , . w - ? VARIETY. cow belle a pretty milknfgid. Warm and Cold HotterjtOts, ahd Chilians. , ' What part of a ship is like a far mer? The tiller. V, , When liars die and can lie no longer they lie still. ' ; h ih w" Door-knobs, bell-ropeg,hd.rras; cal's noses were niatfe topullt" - The paper that contains the ipnsi fine points--a paper of needjeirj ..When is a literar," w;ors; smoke? When it .comes in' vol umes. The consumptive man' hftTone advantage ho always keeps a hack. f x ' A sparrow can' never bo hungry. Ho takes a hundred, flies a'day, , .';,(Tie whale was Jo'nah'ftutflrt be cause ho had , 'brin grngyjip pl The only blusterer from whom' l bravo man will take a blow is the wind. ' '! ''0 The man who lately, received a " lock " of hair is on'the loolt'out for a key to it. ;' '. ' . ' How can a boy make his jafcltet last?. By making his Waist-coat and trow'sers first. -' V. A radical editor asks, "shall iwo kill tho fatted calf? lie' must W thinking of suicide. i .'i-. d-jro "I'll take the responsibility,? i Jenks: said When he lield out bifc arm.4 lor the lady. ... ..':...!:! " 'There 3 a man in thisoitviUvho has lived so fast that he ift' noTrab solutcly oldor than his father. i!T A correspondent' : inquires -jf BrdwnlOw and Iliinnicut represent me "in.iernui l(ev.:.Deiartment IP Marriago is getting! to beireflrtruV ed a mere cusual tie. and the. -eon seipuence is it often proves.-a caau imy. v .!. What is that which occurs t once in a ' minute, twico in d rnomenb, and not once in a hundred Mje'arajl -4 Sally," said .'afellow t'ofehi who had red hair, keep away from me or you'll set me on fireJ? d44Np danger of that," replied Saliy,jj'ou are too green o burn." ' i ntr t The leading! aspirants' tfort.tha next: Presidency; in otheiRadwal ranks, are Salmon .'1 'Qhaie,!. Bern Butler, and' Fred. Dougla3s; . JJat lor has the advantage ofi his-maJj in this; that if he caiinot.-gefcfihto) the White House by the .votes' of tho people, he can ateal itomKi t Hanging a Prlest'and a Reporter will not obliterate FenianismJ.!.K) Georgia is taking the.leail of.her sister States in the reorganikallon of industry. , A' regular line of 'packets frdni Marjcilles, to Memphis has beenes tablished. ... . . , I r !' Morrisioy v.-on about . ?25,00d bet ting 'on the Hoffman ninjorjlyTn New York city. . . -. . n?i) ;:A railroad-to . Charlestbtr-,' S;C; much talked ahout atXouisvjlle. . AVe have hepr,d" ,ia connefttjoa with the candidacy for Governor ship the names of IIon 'A,' Of. Thnrman, of Franklin John: If. James, Esq;;. of Chamnaiirti ! ' ir"rW Theodore Cook,of Hamilton; CoL ueorgo w ,f McUook, of Jenersw, and General James B., Steedman, Lucas. ' , ' ' A SHREWD FELLOW. M..I.aboiichere, tlten a, cJcrk,It the. banking house ol Hope A Co, Amstcj--dam, was sent by hi patrons to Mr. Baring, London tanker, to liegotlaU br. loiii. displayed In the an'airsoniueli abilltr to entiily win thcestc e:n andconliaencp tlii -imuit l'llok n.,l,.w.i.. - !,,;i;" t ...x. ,v ,11,11011 1I1IIIIII.IUI "Faith I-.' said Lnboncherc ono ' dAy" to Baring, y0ur iliuglh' r is.n cjiarthjot creature; 1 wish I could persuade yon. to tiu iiil-iii-r muni. Young niiiiii' you arc 'joktr!g forsff- rionsiy, you must allow that Mlsk BdriUg could never bccou.0 the.w lfa of a fllmplD ''But," said Labonch?rc, "If t were '.In partnership with Mr. Iloper"' 1 !l :'J'' Oh! that would be quite ri. different thing: that would ctttirdr make nn for all other dcficienc.icsl'' " ' ' Rx'tiirnlng to Ariistenliini, Laboi'ilhfiri, said to his patron: 4Mr, Hope,': you uiust take me into partnership." . .. r, "My young ft letur, how" can Von think sttch a tiling It. s impossible';) you, without foitiuie, ajiiilr " "But if I become the son-ln-laW or" Mr. Baring .'V i . - ' c' '- r ''JUi uIn' that cas the nflair, would soon be settled, audio you have niy;word.fi -noi Fortpilied with.. thoOi two promises, H. Labouclicre returned to Eirwlatio, and fn two; months .alter married Miss -Bnrinjr, becauso Mr. Hope had promif-eil Xo tato ' hiuiintdthe house of Hope-& Go; fi'Vj 1 A DIALOGUE. SoiDiEit. What " makes ybuso -tierce, On th6se people down'S"ullV? The war's-over; r--i Wiol RaDICAI, HOMK PATBIOT..Thaft jVery reason: ! It wasUfii riskr hgliting.thenj aunpg.,thafwaB.t0I , want to take my ,turn. .now pont yon'suppose f want a chande atem [Urbana Union.