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Richmond dispatch. (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, January 25, 1903, Image 12

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P^lißßg6nappy.;.'has : ;'an ... awful' temper.
Iph^jsiyes^every body fits-"' ■ *
"Perhaps * that's > why Dr. : Quackerly
tffiOtiead In love with hex."
s IV .-, • . -
j .>. ;ts the bali/Ook agbb.
„ ; ..,...,■. *.;—»«««■» ~ ■ . .
j'rt Withers— lsn't that eld Tomkins up
there?. HoVlonely:he seems!;V :- < . ;,- : \. ;
Smitherß~yes; nobody seemß to caTe
fcto]taiawj:iiim' since iiiieli i iiel lost '", his* money.
: iow.'in ; .titie world] " ; 1
s" 1;1 ' — ■ "'" '"''-' '■""' „;.,, ' ';.■"•":"■•.•- '■: .--■;
; -' y - HIS 1/OSS UIJiB GAITf. ;§^ "
- He— Yaaß/ -whenevah 'I ' call ■ you're
* ©utj s but <I i hope ' for better <' luck ~iiext
•"time./ . - •• . •. ■' . '-
s %?iShe— How ungallant! . We . both can't
gljiij^e'.food.lucl:. * . ,
S^i<Wtterly)i^toL^lttvina"t» m«kt « feel of met 1 * 'fi'f J
it wouW b* feojieh to.try to make that which It a(r«ady
i^ tfWifl '~T*nf':iX9 •' laughter > froni ■ ; tv»U ' to : SralL :■ := Glassea clinked ... taerriiy,- '. .
|aS&l4?A>ri» <lMbed o© : cWna> a»« | bl*« above the "uproar could' b/i heard ,
*w«tf«Q apparently : of tb« fact that 4«atb Mi > ey«r In our midst, : arid it be-
■■■;.■ Sbfri-I£*:ljhad; known thatrybu^had
such" a, ; horfid ' temper, \ I would ; never
Jjave ■ married ; youTi"?. - :: " ". ■ "-]] '^ ':
•j ■". He^Heavens J ,J.-Why. does ; the k truth
always •: arrive too ; late • to"' be any .good
to a fellow? - ' ...
■ ■■■ it ■nKPKivnsJ/.. ■-•'..■■■•■■' ■- ■■■
i. Topa~-Par ling,- you •„ wIU : be ■ true • •nntll
I- return ?.D'.-:.'" ; r."'-" i : - ■ :r: .'■ "'•;,. ■ ~""y ."''.; ■""/' . ;^
- Helen~Buit yois be sure toTetarn
very goon? • . ' _ ' . ;
, . ' jovovs occaViox,
"Our baby has new teeth.". ' / ,
■ ; ; "Well,"' there is.no ;: expense iabDUt* 1
babygetting new ; teeth." . ...'..
.£• "No^expense! '• ;■ Wtiy,^ man, niy :; wife
has" sent twentyUejiegi'aiDS announcing.;
the fact^ to her friends!"' ''-/■■ r '',' % \P'^\"^.
fttadt ctianeed;
Uin bpinion:v": ;
I s^Tho eminent au
thor and""! actor,
I had , just , finished
a most lively ~"ra-
Icjtairpffanfadvejf^
I'tuirelthjat . ■ hadlh'ap^l
peued to him dur
ing. the summer. •
"What do you
thlnk'of that?" be
asked"
; "It is great,"
s&td the newspa
per man.
-. fi'. "knew" you
would c . think ..so,
and if you
to print"— -
■:. ."1 don't know
\ abo'uti^printing's If,"
ibut-I;still!thJnkJit
i is'a ? stpry> ■ I
% thought^: so-_ last
•winter : .when : :I
wrote it.".
t-s^TheVrest -was ; sl_^"
lence.' l]
' : At Boom ; Fop • Cn»
■'-■*. ;'-£orlunateß/
r -:i A shoenaake^had'
;car*d^ : inUbi s '
;window: r -' - "
■;;.- VAny_v; r especta--;
<bl c •>inan', ,' Xwoman
r 6r child" can '', haye .
-a nt : in this shop." :
.: Blowing It. '.-■>
'Micky — I .won
' der :why dat kid
. dropped ; a** penny
; In de : lung tester ? ;'
,v: j* jlmrny ” Oh;" he
, likes*? people *to see
" him -jblow . in ■ his
money^; :; '■'■
Miss Pepprey: "I'm surprised to f?es you here, 1 -thought you v/ere.in
■' *Choliyi' : '""Weally, -l-wa%v-»- did think of goingj donchorknow, but at the
(awst moment II — aw— changed me mind.":.
Miss Pepprey: • "Indeedl But I'm sure yen couldn't have lost anything
by making the exchange." ■
CAKDID COXFESSIOJf.
AuntSallyj ''You were\ not awkward at your debut, were you, dear? $'
hope you knew. how to hold youf hands." '
\u KHelen:^' 'l^didn't have to "hold them, auntie."
" : 'Auht Sally: "Why not, dear?" ,
.Helen: "Because one of the young men was holding them for me." v \.-
■■-■: - Merely a Saggestion; -"•-■'
"Man proposes; and .woman 'disposes,'^
remarked ; the young man : who gets quo-*
tations twisted.
: "Well,'-'j replied lthe beautiful' blond on
the 1 bthferiend of ,'thV sofa; ? "I'm", disposed
to do my ; part; if some man Aviir do; hig."
Th ree . ■ ininutes i. later" she : • fc.ad ;■< hjm
lapdea - -
Mrs, B. (during the quarrel),,- "What made you marry me, wetehf*
mfci: -Why, you did, of 4u'rae." ■' ' ' " -■•IWBI
'■ ' ' ■' - - . . AKOTHEH ROJIASCB BI.IGHTED. ' ' " - -
• . Hoi "If J were a snowdrop — &. soft Iltcle flaked — 1 would watch frcrn mj
; placed in \ the ; sky ' till v I ;-"sa w . y ou : fare ) fortis. ; i tlien I'd ■> f all on your 'cheek; ; 'and
there I>;ould happily die."
'She: "If you were a snowdrop— a soft, little flake— ln the form of a five
poinjtejnst^
ent you are." -" ' ' , •
•One Recompense'
"Yes. he's -blind:
-As |a
are 'glass now." : V
"Too" bad!" she
■commented ''I'syxn-
V pathetically; i"But
—but I '— . -
...VWell?" •
VI was Just
thinking at
least- he has,. the
.privilege of [select
ing the color of
§them^now.'V
All Off,
; > v Miss Summit ~{~
|Why, I: thought
you were surely
poing to marry
the duke, dear.
teMiss^?Pali^L4l§
I was. ,but]hT:!ias
just cabled papa
; canceling i tii £ • ; or»
"Ethel used|§tb
say her husband
was a 'bird* before
plielrvfmarrlalire^
I arid j she] finds i that
; i "A'nlght.owL"
":-y WuCPQ liXtt Id-*
• : ' t«r«St«-. LllT»-.'.. ,
With great prfcSe
|th*^p6Mg^d^al&r
■and^heifctudltdat
with Interest
"Say," fe«^.«r
:^«svb*>ii rifhjtij
"Do you thfak
-• ; " " ' t V"' 11 * - _.ifiiijl *
AlfiUMt M liiUt^M
"jjiJiwrii Ifc' "
iflSg? r Cr.-V -'^X ?* VXGMhhmT TASTE. -It* T^ V. .
>
POSITIVELY. RUDE. : : :
. . Sized. Him Dp. aifiiit.. - ;
faltered. Mr;l Shakes \ as khe
crawled cau tiously from ■ under. y the;bed, ;
"are f you % surie w there ■is - no^ man ; in the
house? I '-" ! ' - <. -
fJ"Quite:v sure,'"* sneered^ his* wlfe,^dis-^
gustedj atUhis ;, lack '•;■ oi [.: " courage.;!^ ,"l.
thought you' might be one, but now find
I- am mistaken." - - '- ' -■
SAME OLD THING.
' Ttl IKE SAMS CLASS,
:^ o«noy «^ ; Mwy.soy^Qst BUfn';Uv dcm poets git )1 i woro« ■■
firbNeed toTyork.
|o|r;etl^^^^^^
desired wasjsufflr
eient "success "to
Ulconlejfori|heilu-r
much ; she ? haa :S*r
cured." T'^-iJV
,5-Vshe mustjjiave
been economical to
h*ave^;'saved]a^'om^
petence"iii""BO short
a-'.tiine." '-•;■- ' : - '
"Oh, Iff -not
that; but,- you see,
she; is drawing alir
mbnyij from : three
exvhusbands." .
: . v. done
"seen 'mah- husband
JsmilinVat|<iat|bi|
f at-i woman ■?.: nest
doah. Ah'mjsal
green^ eyed juinqn^
steiv hf z : crept Ijx %i
§Chlpe*p: Jfpii dSt
monster sfe^V^o^
.Tom —^jßuppose
yog ; v/ere out f pr a
drive : with a girt
and £?h£v; insisted
on' taking %:. • the
V ; ems— -what would
you do? _
p Jack^l'd tf take
"th9";i hint* and g let
Her- take the "feiris.
. - Between -Friends.'-'.
: Bess— 'l bad ; my fortune told today.
: Nell-^-Iv: suppose i you .were £told^ that
you would get a rich husband?- r -^ *
; Bess— No ; • she simply said : that J
would 'acQuire ; a : husband \ shortly; 1 •% ? ; '^:
■ Nell4-Qh^l;siipposejshe^si2ed youup^
andWeclded ; thji "i any); oM i^ 3 th,© 1
shape of: a man would, satisfy- you. -•.■■■„• --r-- 1
■Dis is de furstbite!
t'ye^had^te^sS^
fer free days."
"Didn't* you suf-
f eri terriblyilnf the*
interlin^^^^^P
|§Vl|fßSff^dMi§
do ii stummick, ", la~
dy, • ef ■; dats '■ wot
you meaflu'?^'s^K:;
'/Good £j Combisa*^
||6%«<»- - -
l|JYei^the|mlniß.l
ter -' H Y«B|[onJ|§n||
iidefand \ thejgreat s
(divorce] la.wyer.Ton !;
the other/V^^rj
'.'Wml .They
.should g-getf o.ut||a|
combination slg^n,
|j^iots|:Ti^^Sndl
Untied^? HsrSir^^^^
,Tii ci Better iW'ay.'f
girl ' for "money.'^v
r ■ not
; Wh%n|^^fin^^p
h§^BS;'fjus||afitoi|
Hpf to"H her'l'iatSffltl
anaJ%en|fiimfl«S|
w« art ;#aWn K ,op
T- "-
?^Ig;CirRIOTJ3 TA n;pawjg^Wfe
; know,fth^re^^o.t)^|lyjsu<?h.i
a yas^diffe^encs between the so called"
"classes and masses"- as some -.people ,
£t£3{tS{make out. For Instanos, Q^«§|
. 3.\ Furthermore, however much they
differ in character, tb« motor driver
6, V/hue as for Percy, the pmgpong
p tayer, he really does bear mor© than
a striking Jikensss to— _ , -
IN SHE DAEK CONTTNEHT. ,
able resemblance to WckM*. \irfwm;
: tleman .>>>o^.«nf|M| * ; br^jipi£
4. —the burglar.^hiwtr^^^p^j^B
8. -Gustave, the great : cook,; e«p*
cially.when the latter L towlnfl M»

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