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V4. HAIft! KjZIJf'i IEtiM tuuSJ -5t.-i lt;1
The Coxey movement has struck John B.
Smith's stock of general merchandise like a
cyclone, and ho is determined to meet the
hard times tall in the faco and sell to his
customers so that they can pay and live and
buy again. Don't fail to see him in his brick
on the corner of Main and Court Streets.
ARDMOEE,
una
Manufacturers' Agc-int for Heavy
(git r'nys m j
llnrvoa'' ij,' inni'iiiiipr, trmti u, airntnntio ami plain engines
nil l:ini-ol' liuii-M. cotton g uHa-nl ree, su.:t in f.u s, e!o
Mi'oiv, line simile, piilloyy, h. ltinp and kii?!!);- lit in', ;u..
t rw, n'!i'.r.tke, tlr.ipiififi, mortsra, lliraalurd. liny proise.s
trtiiii', illi, t ic, oti'.
K I i ,11
E4f iF? lal Sfe'Mt
South Caddo Street.
mii;1i' or (luiililc, hnuifl'. mirrli' mul li
r lltiri'i ttml inulot -.M mi i- 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 r
For boil Itirnriiiln, or (luiililc, hnui;l'. nirrlt1' mul ln"k. Hxporluiioed
tlrlviTt llori'i ttml inulot mild mi I'oiiiiiilniitni.
tVms rr-i vL W JiJ nk bBpL 0 eL cbJ aL3
South of Whiitineton's Brick, Caddo Str
l'"lrit elms In pvrv pnriii'iiliir. NVwIv riMiovntrtl nn-l funillioi
llirtiuplioiit. TfrtiiM.iSl.00 pur ilnv; ijilfio nor !. u-i-'i i.ir'-ln'-fXW
psr woek tiny board- " W. C. KIMJOUH. Prop.
City . Livery . Stable,
If j on WHiit Hip t! itet lur"otji lo bp linil In nlinn-p. ilnn't
lorj;ol Hip Cliy MiiIiIp. Npw bniiiri', tmrrlnjrpa mil lliio
lior'pj. I 'iiiiiiic i-i'inl ireih) iwporinliy tiollo'tpH Kvi'Piirnppd
tlrivcM in (lliilliicil Willi lll pomilry fiirnl Wlmn ile-
kIi-'iI. Ilurnch bnmili'd by IIip iluv or tln ni.itilb. II'ikmvii
mul p:iuiiura trtiuitiorruil lo ir.nl tnin nny purl of I lit) u'.ly,
GATHER & S&SXTSZ, Props.
W. B. LAWRENCE,
Cabinet and iob workman. Pee him.
i? UDAMHT
iii rnvai
Carries a full lino of
Drugs and Druggists' Supplies.
F. H. SNIDER,. PROPRIETOR.
BRIDGEMAK :-: HOUSE.
I lmvo luuSeil Hid ubovo UoiiHe. A part j"iir pntrnnnce so
licitoil Tublu not sm-mts-iMl in tho Indian i orntory.
G. W. Wl LH ELM, Proprietor.
LISTEN TO -.THIS
The Star Grocer3r, headquarters for every
thing good to , eat, at the lowest passible
prices, will meet all competition. Try mo
and see.
B. F. MAXET.
Second door east of postoffice, Ardmoro.
Advortise fa the
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Daily Ardmoreito.
Daily Ardmoieite,
PAIN AND MISERY
Ayer's SarsaWuhlla
Cures Rheumatism.
"Alwiit 8 years o
at". I suffered g;
li 'innliat Uieiloo q
I.ts rallvil tlxu- o
lintUm. NoIhhIjt ;
-j. miyni , ll u I'illll q;
iil nail inlsrry wbleh oj
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kiiom tlio lnln q!
l into v ciiuiirc
.-jaDrtwliWiclmntu ,,;
J y BIT "I l"IO Oi III" ,
MPflleliies prr-
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A.T?1 s. rll-il. At last,
I inii takltie "
irlllft. Alter a anon lime, nte iiiis
Cuasctl. I enatliiiicd till" 11. r of III Sar
laaparllta, fur a vmr. until the
tlinimilflun itiilirly .lls.ipp r.l. "
JajiRH Wav. proprietor iif tlcry atable,
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Admitted or Exhibition
THE WORLD'S FAIR
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TIME TABLK.
Oiilf, Colurudn .mil Santa TVj.
MOL'TH HOUND. '
If Mloa anl f 'IiIp.iii Kxim-M 1.13 3. 01
CUtrui hk J KaMCily tpro t.l p. m.
rf.urrn iioujid.
iaTvtnn bhI IVilrasnRvprna
IS Via. m
t lis. m
J. I!. M AHoy. Ticket Ag'i
W. S. IvMKXAN.tjfll In. Af't.
ArrlrnI uml Doparttirn XJ. S, Hall,
f until boill'.l nisil i:Io?iw A:4A p. in
.Sourli boiiini iiinII arrives 0:1 fi j. m.
North boiinti iiihII pIohpi 10 u. hi
N'ortli hiinml iiihII nrrlvim 10: io n.ui.
N'ljflil iiiiiIIk tiro climutl tit 8.30 p. m.
Mniii'v orilur tlupurlniont U opt n
-.I 8 u. lit. unit eloiuit Hi A p. in.
OHlcu hours iVf.tn H a. in., to C p. in
iiiniliiys A-oiii p. hi., to 3:80 p. in
.Ioiin S IIakmhii, 1. M.
Sf.MMKUS II ahdv. Duinit).
OIIIJUCII jJIREOTOUY.
t'tltitfTiAX t:in r u--rreu.!ejr Blrtrt. Ser
Ich I'vny I.nM'.i ilsiy i II run. m. nm'.N IA
i) in. hnmluy hrbiiol. O.lin n. Hi. l'myrl
Jin tnC M-rv HdHiilo, t 111 Ji. in. IJinlr
prnrtlt'd hitt Kil.lur i-vininit 8 in p. in
l.nd'x.' API ocltty crry Ino'lny mUriiooiint
Ibe rhui'Ca. 3 p. Hi. Ullo iul Sociiil ilit-otlu
cri'iy I Mi'j lnv nUht nt miununim mib
l.'irU'ii Ihv. ' llilit'Dift' mrollng lint Ixtnl't
in . ..in mor Hi. All nrt cunliaily Invlti-t)
i nil - Invn. 1 II Muaoa. HaiHiruiWnilviii
DhduyMuiiul Volm y JoUiiMn, l'linlur.
rin.r ItArtiKT CiibMoiil'.MnltV'y Strit.
t"ricr evrry Mattel? mi II Km. m. ami 8 W
P. in rrnyor.mmiinc WrJtinhiy i vmiIii
it 8 n'cluck SondaT tc'iil at li n in. t.toon
pmctiev PtMny nliij$a ki o'oli.ek t:
Sin'.bl, illi Patr. li. II. ItruiK-. Ciirk. C
ilill, dup. riatunilent.
iilVIt: fcOCIUTIifS,
!.rtl'j Uft Mn. 7. K. nf I'., ini-clj i-yrrj
I'Uomlay uUhl at 7:3V. Hull uppoollo court
Cmiri ulrwt. VI.IUii Kiilxlitt cur
Unity lairllml.
W. K. MrK'HAav, U. C.
.'. T. Hott'Krii. K. It. h.
ArJmorH Iivln,. Ko, U ,.y. mid A . M.,
nou In ilulr ball on MiHtti t i.iMu lc ct. the
ilrrt Jl'onlij nlirlit la 'ki-ii moiilli. on or Ijo
lora mi' fall u, t i
ll It. I'mw, fVorahiprul Miiiler.
V. II.Hiu imax, Pwr tary
AHniora Chaptfr No ll.ll'.vnl Art-u lln
'iiitn. in. . I In tlitirlmll ovir VVIilitiuaina'r
tum (lie murtlt 'tliiinwlav iiintblln motinwntlt.
II IC. ilnc. ic. IlkibPriMt.
A. II. Sumhav, Hi-amary.
.Vrrtmeru Camp No. US. trnodnirii of lln
Ain.d. mivti, Iu th.ir lotrat at Wtilttiumot:
llnll avxry srvou'l amlllturtt Ilonday nlilili
,n i u-h tiiuiilb. ialtliu i.tivft rlgiw lavlira ir
atlil.
(' 11. KajippK h, consul ooifimatHhr.
Ukinwa IIkaii. clork.
... TO ALL POIK'TS . . .
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I CP- "r L a
Sagker Palace Bictet SiESKNa
. . . AND ...
Free Rectihikg chur Cars
JProxn Texas
. , . TO . . ,
St. L,ouis, SCi5sas Citj
and Chiaigo,
SfaklnifrloietTflnDeet'on with fMrt trains o
Hastorn and Nunharu liuua fur
New York, Boston, Philadelphia
Buffalo, Montreal and St. Paul.
Tho "Kitty" now runs to ft. Tiuis over It
nun mils. Ami l tlionnlyuiniiaaMKllai
Iron Heap Wstur to
St. Louli, Kansas City and Hannibal.
SERVICE UNSURPASSED.
Information cheerfully f urnUltad by
IAJ1U3 lUUKUK, O. 0HU8II,
Of 'l i. J Tit 4ct , 0.H"! k. 4 r. j h .
si.UCu.io. bkaiitiSb J
0LD PAPS IF0R1 SAIE
CTrasriorTiey)
j Ailv rti.s in the Arilnioriti.
WAS A MU3CUL.n rtnsoN
n hogll't t'lvli'- Wh'i rul nil I'ml li
ilil llrli-ltinl rrin.l'i-.
A curious cac nt dlsctiaiil in nr.
Ktiglitdi court tuoontiy. wiy tin
JnunlurV WoekJv. It TtlVOlTOd
tjtmstlon whothcr Intenlloiml rt- orp- I
tiun wtt ttrniltleud in I iriennir ti
watch nml olittin as "Uobl Wntch uml
1 hatn " 'Iho obvious meunllltf o
tlio wurtlinff. nntl ono to which no
exception unn bo liken, vu tlii
Imih the iirtlclis wuro o( Roltl A
ilnrjfjtnHn pivinR tlio floro In the
wlndi.w of whlsU thpy wore dlpltt od
uw tho elgii: -Ooltl Waloh l.nd
Chiiln.ii-lcti I'I.IIk.IU" (ftboiH tft-ft )
Comtldurintr the bargain tinutitnmonly
oIh'm)), ho tintieil ovorturoa for it
puri'hitM. Iloforo, hawovisr, piittlnx
upon it tha llnai clinch, lietU-niBadetl
n writ ton fr'.iarnntei that tho quality
of both wdtub and cliuiti wan p.xni'tly
at ruprctouted. 'J'htuat Into un ugly
piH tlon tha denltir wn forced to
I'onfviit tbnl tho alii'ii Iwwoltolu,v
hh docoptlvo; tho ohiiln wua not
kTiiid. 'Die utlmUnlon in tlt' iiiHliinre
wuit frank. 'J'ho Indlitnant clctffy
nun mtiilo Hime otronly voill
neut reiuiirka. Angered nt bulnx
ontrapiKjil mid rtimotiatrattnl with,
tho a'.ori'-lctwpcr tlirantuned to pject
hl Inquialior. lint ho mti lo a and
error In niraelni; the olerloitl uttiti
hi or. who. It nppanrs, hud pustud the
nnlrorslly with llyiiiK ooIoi-h us ti
flnishod nthleta.
"I.ools here." said tho old irytnnaat.
I don I wnnl to tuke
tidvuntuKo of i
you. but If you liu a liiitioroti mo I'll
'trim' you round tho aho)i. oti intiy
tNko Mimo pei'HonM to be old women
but you n io In tho wroiij; box this ,
tiino." I
l'ui'ther tho wotild-bo o.'ootor did
not voilturo. A poliooiiitiu wua sum-1
tnoned and tho dottier tirrestod. Tho I
tnnif intra to lined htm, after which ho 1
oouifod hilt way homo, u sutlilur and
a tnitcii wuer man.
UL FOR NOTHINC.
If tho I.mly llml llur l'ur" Wh it .1lnr
Com 'I him W.mt.
An KnKliah lady, walking down tho
I.un 'Arno tu I'lorunco, mUaed hur
puno. Tho HUpieioiiii movomon'.-i
of n man In front mnilo hot-boldly
domain tho xtolon jinipi'i ty. 'lot
u in a od to ruftiso the thief litinde 1
over tho purse. Indignant ut .:oh
broad-day robbery, Iho lady stoppo.l
un olejjuntly drosscd gentkman antl.
in oxcited tonos, Ikjr.i to nour out
hor urlovuneo. Motoiy wuitin to
hour "that man stolu my pnrm." tho
gallant Italian nislio.l itftur tin
thief, who promptly look to his
houU. Thoy hud u cood run bofor.)
the thlof could dotlohin puratior. Tho
Kim of a Htimiuor day did nut hulp
tho polito rioroutlno to kuop cool;
no, rud-fnued and out of breath, ho
turuod liiiek to moet the 1'ny UkIi
Inly with pro til no iiolngUd. "Alu-.
mil. I am voiv, very sorry. I did my
best, but your purae la jfotio. " "Uh,
noi" (.ho rujiltol, Bivootly, "I have
my purse. 1 gut it buck from tho
mini." " lot your putvg bank! l'or
liaocol What did von want, thon.'-'
Want! Why, I want justice." It
was too inuoli, oven for proverbial
Italian urbanity, ami. almost chok
ing with HUddun wrath, ho gaaped
out: ".Just'.oo: To tltlnk I should
havo. run myself into a peNpirutloii
for justice "
he Mutt Mini tin. I
A prominent 1'ngllsihmnn. Lord !.,
mul n proverbial hater of Amor.ca
mid American, wai dining lutely lti
I'uris vitli tho Ilrltisli minister, nnd
noxt to Iii iii at tho tublo was u noted
Nowp rt liolle, Mls X. 'i'ho con
vurantion had drifted to u dinu'ission
of thing American. It is necdlo9
to any that Kurd 1). made somo pretty i
dlnayivo- bio remarks about soma '
Amurlcnn ho hud . mot und snuvj '
Yunlsee uustoms iio nhhorrcd. "Why.
d'.o know," hu continued with u i
nltnoft iinpitrdoiinble want of t.iot,
that ut soma of the plucot I dlnod I
In America I aaw pooplo out with
tliolr kulvns nnd split their aoup on ;
tho lableulothP'' .Mies) X. was tiior
oiighly provokod by tills timo. und
hije ropl etl with apparent unconcern:
"What i nor lettora ol Introduction
you ltMst lmvo hud. my lonl" Tliore
wan no un re unploik nut talk about
America that ovonlug. Harpor's
i'.azar.
tlro.
Grog, n mixture nf spirits nnd
wntor, was bo tmlled Irom Adiiiluil
Varnon, i dialiiiguishid llritlcli
sailor. Ilonlwa.s woro u grogratn
o)at und was callod "Old Urog" by
hit) sailors. Ho introduced tho ration
of pplrlts Into tho navy bill of faro,
und thu mixturo ut unco rccolvod hid
ulckunmo.
Arll.llrillT lliiiiillti.l.
"Did you henr about young D'Art,
tho china piilnlori"'
No; what is it?"
"Ho litis baon aervud llko his owa
ohlua."
"How Is ,hut""
"Ills ivlfu'a futhor Urod him."
A til ithr'a Hirory.
Mttlo Dot -Isn't pupa rich?
I.ittlo Dick Vos.ovorybody fnyspa
Lit Ho Dot Then why does ho say
ho wants mo to liurn how to uurn
my ovvn lvllng whon 1 grow lip?
I.ittlo Dick So soino ouo will
tuurry you, 1 gucea.
An I'tivsprelv.l I'lri.nr'.
JHsa Wlnslow I'm vory glad you
culled, Mr. nlcor.
JIi. Walker Oh, thanks, nw.ully.
Miss Vlnslow, nioro ciitlu'slni
tionlly -Vo, 1 mn to dollghtoito
Iiuvo soon that boiiutlfttl Jog o( yours.
Truth.
IllU.ful Iriiiirnur.
I don't Iwltovo that aunt of mine
knows aho has u moustacho." solllo
quhod young S.vouaraoro, "and It'i
tcon right undnr her note for th
Uat tu only-live ycarj."
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rEt.lAULE PEnJURER9.
An ln-riilou form of Mtnrkmnll Curt Irii
lot Willi Tlinlr Hslp.
In ipcn'tlrig of mco who oarn their
living by B'-enrln; fn'.ao ont'is, ouo of
Uiolr mifflkr r.u.vs: "A reliable per-
juror Is u vnluuMo nnn. TIhto ure
sinotHl Tlroki-n-dowii btuvors. who,
Hhut out from the courts, multtt It pnrt
of their business to hoep in contnut
with mon who, for a consideration.
wlllRWunr to a Ho whenever required
Tho naraoH of thohd people thoy plnce
tin tl sr Wilis, nntl win never a dls
bono .t lltlsrntor In want of a vitnc
nppllos to them tlicy arc ready o Mip
nlv the tloman I Vlll.ln half nnlhtiur.
PJ 1'or iiisUncc, tnko u awln.ller who I
In In want of monoy. it is qnne oasy
for him at tiltfht time to felRii to lmvo
been knocked down by a rarrliiffo or
rtib, and then U sue for tlamntfos. To
make his puse tliorniiflily otron he
can oven talea his false witnea"8 with
hini, so that thev may put In an np
peurnneo whou tho naino of the driver
Is taken. Tho result of thu ovor
whelmlnir nri-aenee of wltn iss ironer-
ally IVthat the case is Bottled out ol j
court.
"In tills manner any number oi
blitokmailln eases are i.'ot up whieli
never eomo into court on ncouuut of
the dofense'ets position of the victim.
Tim blackmailer, with Ills noeompllces,
liter.! pays his victim a visit, during
which they make u deliulto oluirg-e,
nnd the usual result is they lvtire
with the money thoy asked for in
..... .
..m' ..i.i.'
"Thoy stddom po Into the box, for
their 'evidence,' as a rule. Is t?o 'com
plete' that the opposing side give
way. It la quite easy to gal hold of a
m in who Is willing to sworn to nil
ortiiuary no lor si, wnue, as tor aim'
witnesses, they can bo obtninod in
almost nnj saloon for the prlco of a
few drinks,
j Homo false witnesses, however, ore
i paid tnry hiifh sums. A friend of
ui'iie abroad w.if. once offered fi'.'O by
a party if ho would swear to a certain I
tii 1 njf ; the uevt day he was offered i
5300 by the oppo-.i?ig. side, who, ol
course, hud no ldi that ho hud already 1
been 'iprruuched. i
DIDN'T VANT TO CE BURIED.1
Ami tti .cnppoMd Corpso I.ntrri tltr
I'ml jrtalirr In u Hurry. '
Qnlte rowtly a team wus passing
iir one of tho lea I'ng atreetr oi
Kennebec, Maine, when tho h)isej
bec'tinc suddenly frightened tint mc .
away, throwing out the fellow who I
wits ruling, lie was badly shaken up
nil J lii condition seoincl to indicatu
that he was done for during hif ,
sojourn upon mother earth. j
An undertaker who hnpptn3d to,
hoar of the fellow's misfortune and
sad condition immediately made haste
to tho scono of disnsU-r, oqulppad with I
everything tie.iessary to can or tho
follow who was suppose 1 to havo s"
suddenly pushed away. It seems he
mis plauud in th? wafou, tin.l thon the
undertaker started with hlt supposed
corpse in pcttthttsto for the man's home.
He ha 1 not gone far when tho man
reoovercd from his deathly (?) sluim
her and revive 1 hufilclmitly to t-ike in '
the altuation nnd leap from tho wagon
and reach a smill ho'.ol they wore
jil t puHMivf. Iina-liu the intense
Mtrpr'.se of Mr. Un lertaktr u short ,
time lifter, when h'j had gone but '
little .distance and looked around mid
tlliieovered that the single in ikatlon
of there having been an b idy In tho
wagon was the manner In which the
robes were left: ,
Truly tiu hard times havo nnda '
business dull in every lino end it
Imps tho poor undertaker has shared
with the rest. It may scorn a slia-aa t
that he lost this opp irt.uiits of oi.ni-'
lug an honest dol'ar and peromi-ig u
faithful dtttv. I
MADAM'S I'INORFI-N AIUG.
Hlio lli 1'Iiimii Slmtifil for otSxHinttlmi,"
"lililhltlou" or .;Nrap." j
This is a prigrsslve age, :inl tin
"manicure hniy'' is up to date. She ,
has among otiur thia fs for linger nail
culture technical term t tint may be.
edifying to the people who are com- 1
j polled by a snarlod-up.keln of oirc.nu. '
; stances to wear linnds nu nature!.
"Will madam lmve her nails .-ili.ipe j
ror exlilimiou or exocittlou'.'
"Don't know w lint you ineiiii."
toliinuire: '"Does uiadaiu play on thai
' musical Instrument or tho type '
writor?" !
' If it Is a hoy-bo'ird she in ait havo
tho escape nttil; If tho violin or banjo .
or niy strings she ouu the nails low.
qulto far below the tlngor tlpj. 1
I The patron plunks the banjo, fiho '
i taltos tlio dccolleto style, und when
tho operator Is through with her
I hands the llu.sh stands tip above her
linger uallu like cushions.
The "exhibition cut" Is for idle
hands, und tlio nails am tlntoit nnd
filed into curves ns nearly H!co tho
moons nt the base of the nail us thoy ;
can bo shaped. j
WonU I'ull of .Mi-.inlnc.
i Tho lato premier of Canada, Sir
John A. Maodouald, when introducing
I the sccral members of his cabinet to
I .he marquis of Lome, then just nr-
rived hi Canada to take the position
... Kmertior-gencrai, sa.u, spea: iti o
I "Mou, i.iiu ,uaui,i i in u uini'iuiiuuu b
I sealskin coat: "Your excellency, a)
j low me to introluce to yon the keeper
I of tho greut teal." .Mooting upon ono
! OBcastou u learned Canudian judge ol
I a vory rubicund countenance, Sir
John said: -I am doligh'.ed to aoo
you, my deeply red old friend."
Willi Ills Oilier I'oisK.iloai.
At a.uhiireii-r.iet'.ug in one of th
suburbs of Chicago, tho Inquiry was
nndo whether u cortnln lawyer of tho
congre-rat'ion, wliosa nnunc'.ai affairs
wcro somewhat iuvolvjd, h'ld "got re
ligion." To which another lawtor"
present responded: "X i, I think not,
uulos lt'. lu lib) wile's nnm "
NOT rtWOKfifl AS bl-CULRM.
lumi KnctUb Mnm W.ilcli Srnnt4
It I.ImIiIo to MUpruiMiuaoa.
A certain f.'np'Nh tttaar.lnn h li
beep pt Intlnff kjHcj of urllo.Us on
etlfiiiutis, nntl, n.fler dlspiw'n.'f of tho
roaeherous knife, forr and sjoin.
fllevatinjr nn.l loworiiii'; tlio hili of
mankind for all postlbln occasions,
and provldiutf rules for nvery K sslble
eraerifnnry, from tlppln? over your
neighbor's eolTco to coinllijf to llfo nt
your own fuacrnl, th s acc.'mniod.illri
)oitraiil fflvoa one really lnt'rrttn
parti trru ihon tho p opjr pi- inuncl.itlt
of English' names. Of courso ovorv
ono kuov.'A' the old caUh' intmos ni
Cholmoitdely
(Cliuralcy), Jleauch.iinr
Iteochtiml, Derby (U.nby) an J
M'ljoribank.i (Mnrehbanks). Hut
it may not hare occurred to
this benlghtod pcopia to call Lord
Kuthven "Ijord Klvcn " or to spjiilt of
the 8U Maurs as the "Seniurs."
llorkaley must also bo called llirklayl
lli-oheda drops the hard c" soundt
th .Seymours are llko the HL Mmtrn,
"Seiuursj" Do Moloyns is Djiuolins:
liciiuelero Is Anglicized; the letter "t
I in iuiius.one migni, ueiicr nave never
, been born for all the atteutton 11
1 receives; Oowpor might be written
"Coo id" and bo less delu live; Mout
1 gnmcry Is called Miingiiuiry; illouiu,
of course, Is liluut; equally, of course,
j Ilroughim is Ilrooine; Trafalgar has
theaccenton tho last syllnblo; Vllllcr
i ..i . . i ... .
Is called Villcrs b all but the un
initiated; Su John und St Clair ar
pronounced Singiu und Sinclair; tire
two surnames Knollys-and Knowles
nra alike; D.ilr.lcl Is Dcel; Ols ills In
Ularms, and I.evcsou Oower (th
.Sutherland
name), is called Itwsoo
THE WORLD OF CHANCE.
What It lllil for Youuir lllcsar,
ITU
lti.t.l i CliAnnln; Nornl.
If young (Iiggor had not b.-en read'
Ing "Lady I'ltz-Maudlln's Dark .Se
cret" until 2 o'clock In tlio morning,
ho would not havo arrived nt tho dry
goods store wl: h his head full of
Chcsterilcldlan and elegant phrases
with which to regale the girl ut tha
glovo counter.
If ho hnd not had thoso phrases la
his head he would not haru made an
Impression of elegrinee and education
upon tho wife of tho proprietor who
happened to ca.l In aud pause near
tho bargain counter to ask a question.
if he had not mnde such an im
pression tho wife of tbii proprietor
would not have o .-pati.vied about hlia
to her husband for ubout ten consecu
tive brcakfa s.
If she h.-.d not thus expatiated hof
husband would not havo been led tu
placa you tg III. -gins In a position
where ho could look important and thi
no particular harm, from which posi
tion he was ru'c j.sslvoly (uishd u t to
higher pine -n, and at last t a partner
ihip In tho firm.
If young lligglns hadn't been read
ing " Oily KitK-M m Ibn's Dirk
Secret" he would stl t Im s ilcsiuiu in
Un silk ilepartm uu li.it the warld
say that he is n in in of tv.inderful
etiterprUe ami a X i,) no , a ,,f tlnanco
Jtlrnro, Von Slnllkr.
Von Moltk t once cut. to Lln Inn,
as ho thought, iuc gnil.t. lie order J
a room on tho gnu d ll or in tlm
"llayerisch-j llof ' und went lo bed
earl.-, but forgot I.) draw his blitils
down. When li wi-. ntt g'lug lo
bleep he heard m i-io drtwing near,
lie had Iihcii reuoni d. after all, anj
Was going to be son-rui le I again Tho
dillleully w, is how to fel dr"Ased with
out being nvn Hu dared not strike
alight. Hut jrosentty the glare ol
torches ill un 1)1 s roo n and the curi
ous crowd st iod close to tho window,'
their nos.'.s pro.o I itg.iinst ihe p;incs.
Inspitaofthathof.ltlh.it he must
rise, bo hu got up und dressed. Hut
Im put on o li plo:e of his apparel,
tho feat w.n greeted with loud and
prolonged upU-juse.
Murli Jlr nilii; In a II .11 rimlr.
I Departln;f from a friend's flat tho
olho.- day I almost felt over a chair'
I that stood tigiiiist the banister.
, Tho friend cspl.ilnoJ: "That's un
, uwkward place for a chair. 1 know,
but I tlnd ll necessary." "How so?" I
queried. "Woll, you know there ure'
people who will bid you un attention
ni ..,.. ...a i ... ,t. it .
Ibuiti into tlu hall, thoy will stand
fifteen or twenty intuulca on tho ton
stair continuing tholr chat. "So as
prow tired of hanging ovor the banis
ters, I had tho chair placed here, and'
when I oo tho symptoms I drop Into
It "You wcro saying" "1 was
laying nothing," replied , as I made
for the front door, "except goodby."
He Jls.l llltn Ihrre.
Tito late Sultan Iturghash had
- L l i ,1
very savage, enatneu lion, unit as
happy thought, offered It to Sir John
inn,', tlicu nrnisii consul-general to
Constantinople, romliidiug him that'
thu lion formed ono of the supporters
of the royal arms above the gate'
of the liitlsh consulate, aud that the
pre.cuco of the real bruto would,
therefore, bo highly uppronrialo. "r
am suro that your highness would'
never malto an Incomplete present,"
bo replioJ, "and when you are able to'
, artCOmpallv th,i Ibni with a
unloorn f
rocelvo your
muulflccilt offer."
blr-nifi: Catt,
Three cats of a species said to W
unknown wcro discovered recently In
tho spire nf a churoh at Hrijhton,
Mass. Tito cats tiro covered with '
coat of long, shaggy fur; tholr teeth'
ore loug and tilroos' Ilka tukks.- On1
tho none of each Is a lour tuft of hair
rcbombllng a tns'.f. The? are very
agile and spring from ruftor to raftei
with tho case oi u tqulrrul. It Is not
known how they gilt Into the solro or
how long they havo b'cu there, bat Ik
la believed that thry have
been con
fined ri toelr
aerial abode
for wy
reir.
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