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PAGE SIX THE DAILY ARDMOREITE Ardmor Friday, May 24, 1907 WATCH THIS SPACE IN NEXT FRIDAY WHY 1 it m will more (nhncco co was first States whero been offered to wmmw . L R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCOCOMPANY, Winston-Salem; N. t SOME NEWSPAPER : CHAFF. O, Fate I nsk of Iheo but this. From ull thy vnrlid more, (Ivo me 1 work Willi all my heart Till I can work no nuru' . And when my tank I mint lay rhiwn, At life a slow net of Kim. dr.inl tue 'he sleep, serene ami sweet. That cmnt s from work well dona. Ho many Mnvc to xcnlo tame' lutl Kilt, To .1 ' tin flooiU on file, Tliut tin n I- ui id of modest souls M' r, hunibli to uaplio. SiH'i tin 1 b .1 1 niiiko mine own; (il . me tin -plrll tr ie. That It iii inn the work ll own reward. nd u ' -i li it mine to da! John Culcmau In Chicago Tribune. t T iiui'n won't take milk at all auw, Hi ., n t stem like It us much as hi did Mid Mrs. I'opley. No replnd I'opley, "and It's all on iiccmiiiI of our luiiriidiinco." .My Iniirudcnci?" ' Yea ho overheard )ou snjlng It '.Mil for him. Philadelphia I'll 1 l w.i in ,1 fount iv til vein whero a r t nr d lummerehil traveler w ' 'i-,. foith I ( 1' m case of samples," ho raid ,i I e Kit tho haitlKst iiainu 1 1 in tnls room. M' t I f.iiimr In tho kickgmnutl t I ' rut to a wanner pint of In i i w will e?" he drawled. Uaii' In have to take e up- 111 I 0 .' m- vmr samples that my II j-i ' v v ourn " 1 I . . , l the salesman. 'Tie ' . !. -t name In tho country. I 1 I ti 1 xpcctnmted. 1 l.i iitl. "In lUrdnr." New V T 1 faili w me hud a cow that ! ws II i .iiitl learml wlieii milKeti. 1 i t el 1 rid of It, mill cull- in . r,u 111 liamls ttild til in to 1 1 11 ,n ket ru e " no Willi, "hut. mlud t I lien I've been unlucky i.i-c but Unit's no reumin I lil deeeli othent." J -u 11 ' wlr Tiv.i In) Ir-i the - . r, lit 1 .1 S ' Kvt a i I 1 f ' I 1 later tho mini retumetl l with a larger uni than txpectiM. 'I'm miro ou t'tut cviw," he Mid. "f It." repllinl tho man. 1 I wan auked If she was 11 1 Blmply wild, 'You'll I 1 1 of mllliliiK her before1 you 1 n 1 her mllu." i:.xchitnge. Pi ix McUu--key. a llrtsiklyn IVmo cratlc loliticlan used to bo an official nt the cipltnl When the lato Uird Itiinil'd' li t'liurchlll brought hl Amer Iran wife who was a .Miss Jerome of Ni w York to Washington on a lirld.il t ur ho was sluwu aiViiiml tho great building Ly .McCluskry The Kngllshman was particularly struck by tho machinery In thu suh bast'iiicut PAPER. IT WILL TELL YOU THE REAL REASON cheers chowors nihoi- sort of chcwinn also show you why chowors, and more chewod. to tho population in those States where "Schnapps" sold, than there are " Schnapps'! has not tho trade. 1 . .111. Ml and remark! cl to Me I I 1- i tnnst take a. Immense horo i"ii i to run 1 111 h tnai-tiliu'O '" lloixi-poner. Ik It, je Unorant llrlt IbIii t' lloixepoHi r In- blanked' It's stentn power. i greenhorn s'oiim J !'wer. mill Amerlenu bride there I I '"Klit to leach o it few thing about her country before e tnko her ucriMH 'lie water." Uxchango. It Is said of Ceuenil l'fl In a tiper '11 l.liilucott's .MiikiizIiio) tliut, thoutth Invariably ciiinililenite to his milmrill--itit, he could be ilnmtlc and dicta lorlal when It liioamo uecemiary. Jefferuui D.ivl nlways claimed th.T he himself wim liiteuiled for a fiddler nut a president; and he was foml of btdi'g under fire. If ho could not get behind the guns. One day ho came out on the fllitl during a battle. I,ee, uinod to him and asked: 1 "Mr. ProBliliiit, am I In command , "icr"'" I "'" rtalnly." wild Mr. Davis. "Then Mir." I.eo replied. "I forbid 1 you to stand lnre under the enemy's guns. I nrdcr joit off tho field." ' The preshlent went. .I'lstlce Maule Is regarded as I tho lending Judlclnl wit In Kngland. Ho had ilouhts us to the credibility of n witness on oti" occasion, and the man declared thnt he had buen "wudded 'mill" from Irfancy. "Thnt may be," wild the Justice "hut tho ipiestlen Is how long have you Imcii dhoiced." A little fflrl wits n wittietta bMfre him. ami he pr.H-e.Hled to ascertain I whether she know the nati.ro of an 1 oath. The child. In answer lo ques. I llo.-s. said she would go to heaven If slip lolil the truth, but would go to the other place If she told lies. "Aro )iu kitro of that, my dour?" Justice M1111I11 asked. "Yon, sir, ipilte sure.' "Lot hr b sworn." sal I tho court, ' "she knows 11101,1 than I do." If ou wish to kill time Your llf Is yor own, Hut lou't bother busy men, I .milt (Item alone; If sctuo one Is knocking. Some chop with u will, If .Mm cnu'l say nothing C0.11I of lil 111 ktK-p still. Houston Post. ,l Caller: "What's the matter, iiisiiT Hni anything liappenetir' Host (groaning): "Oh. nothing Mnly, w hen I w as cgllfd Umui at the dull for my tusliien speech last night I I began. 'As I was sitting on my thought a soat struck me.' and spoil-j cd ovwjlhlug!" I.lpplncfltt's. j I According to the PlilUdelphla Hoc. ' ord. WIMIam llradey. a viteran of the' ft v 1 1 war and a devoted son of Ire- land, who live In (icrmuntowii, t lid II iMod Joke on himself at the last ciinipflro held by tho comrades of HI- lis Post, 6, 0. A. It. It appears thnt llradey wns out of sorts a few davs ago, and his wife sent for the family pliMdclan, who wrote a prcscrlp' ion uiur examining nun itamiirj tlie proscription to M a llradey the doc' tor unon departing, sail' "Jus. let yiiir husband tako that and von'M find I w more than any tobacco. It there aro pounds of Tobac in the yet C lie will lx nil rlKht In a short tune" N xt ilny the doctor called again. wlnn Mrs llradey opened the door to him, hi r face bcnilng with smiles. 'Sure, that was a wonderful woe lilt of pa r you left yesterday." Mpj ox claimed. "Wllllnm In better tMa.'' "I'm )-lai to hear that." ald the much pleased tniillcnl num. "Not but what I hadn't a big Job to net iiim lo Htvul Imw It," went on the wife, "but, Mre, I Just Wlupped up tilt .t'ee lilt l.f pa per tpilte xtiiall 11 lid nut It In .1 xpnim fill of Jam, mid Wllll-iiu swallowed It unhekliowiist. and by 1113UI lie was i .ttlri ly liBltcr." V A well known buslresH iiinn In a town not far from Cincinnati discol ored one morning rece.Hly !! enter ing Ills office tint ItH .vfo w.iH out Mf order. Ho liunied'.ttcly telegraph "I 'o Philadelphia for ui, eierl. When tho latter ar-'vol lie found Hint tho safe, an old-i'iuliloucd nlfalr locked with a key, coul 1 not be open After a hasty examination the "xiw't. tnklng p piece id wire, .lug '"H 'nm the key a tnasi of dust an I Hut. lie then nyiiiM i.'o safe In a twinkling of an o0. The Ini.slnes.i man wlire a VUy .on1! an ho iifki l '' now mucii "Korty iIjI'.i.." "Do any of voiii i.raiN patrnim heio know of yon- ihttf" "Not a soul nut jotimdf." "Then." inldcd tho e'l-J'i' man. "here's Jilrt. I'll take It to be a groat 'avor If you'll hustle lit liv the first train. If uuy one In this town know ,h!U 1 h,Xil 11 lnn" 1,0 ,llrl ""l of " Ko-v f,,r '"" 1,1 mu,r ''" I,n' otllor ',",l"r"8 wor"1 l,f ' wl",l,, l'-',-,llad.dphhi Ledger. Among lawyers there Is a skiing hat In the trial Vjf a case an attorney. If light on facts, must lie heavy nr. law. The other day an attorney war Preparing lo leave his office In one f the big office buildings. :o go to , 'ho court hoiiMt to try a i". Pnim 1 lie slielios of his lllir.uv he had ' aken many larte law hook cnntaln tig deeislous ninl nplnlain o' higher court'. At liitciv.iU a h y went In unl out of the door, and each tliiK he I '.Mire In his nrms a stack of tue books ! Ab i)i he carried Ij u cxprtsa wugon 1 'h.i: stood In the Mr-; ''clow. The P'titney was to u 'lie Vihti In the ucutt mom. Anithur Inwjer, win is rf Southern I'iriii. and who alv; ml Irosse. hN '' mis with some ar .1. -nle w iicli ' boy as ho w rat In and out, "rylng the law Iwok. Then he dug M liam,! l"iH' I'd" his trousers isck I" t ld U the lawjer: "Well. Ah'll swiKir. Kiinnel. jnti 'mist have m caso at all." Kansas City Tlimw. . Some years ato there was n polltl nil campaign In Illinois In which 11 certain candidate was so certain of his election as sheriff that ho actual Iv arranged for the distribution of the subordinate offices that were to conic under him. Svmic one was telling 1 Tnclo Joe" Carnnn of this, Tboj A M SB J grim oiu veteran ot many a political jattlo smiled and observed, 'I trust that our frleud's caso will not bo like that of a man I knew In Imllnna. This f Ituw went on n limit Ing trip nccumpntile-d by Ills faithful retriever. Tiling went on finely up lo a certain lont; then lli xm lion suddenly ended In disaster The dog iirnKTf (Aitx to Jump over 11 deep well In two Jumps." Upplncott's. Mm. Frederick Belief f, nt a meet ing of :i mother's clnli In Philadelphia, talked ot tint training of children, ".hint 11 H smallpox and yellow fever are quite rare disease," alio said, "so wll bad children bo rnro when proper attention I gtien to tlin catiso of (mil ncrm. Men will not tako any part In rorrerttiig or itHinlng children th'i mii win n the chllddren turn out well they tiro wllllim entnmli t,i tnko the credit. Thev renilnd mo In thin of 11 certain I uidlord He culled on 11 tenant one da .ill il said. 'Jones, I'm going tr. rai-.- mir rent.' 'What for?' Junes n-kcil, anxiously. 'Have taxes gono ip " 'No, not at nil,' the landlord inswircd. 'but I see you've painted tlie house and put In 11 new range and 1 nih Thnt of coutue, ought to intiko 't brim: more ' " Argonaut. FLEEING TO TEXAS Influx of Mexicans Follows Surrender of Senor Arredondo, Denounced as Traitor Prediction Made That He Will Not Llvi Long, San Antonio, Tex, Slw 23. The re port that tho surrender of Juan Jose Arredondo, lender of tho Jliiilulez (Mex.) revoliitlnnlstH, to tho author ities at C. P. Diaz earned great con sti rualloii n?ng tho Mexican border, It belitg confirmed by Into arrivals lioii!. A lnrgo number of wealthy cltl zens of Coahulla have fled to Magic Pass, Del Itlo, San Antonio or to St loiil for protection. They d.i t.)t know- what charge may bo brought against lh 111. In many Instances their flight was followed by tho confisca tion of their property to thu govern ment. Jose (1. Oarnza arrived In this city estcrday. He Is on ivjuto to St. Louis. Ho Is bitter In his ilcnuncla tlou of Arnmlondo, He said: "Juan Joso Arrcndondo la a traitor to his caiifo and will suffer for It." Mr. C.arzn, In speaking of the stir render of Arrcndondo to tho Mexican nutlrorltlcH at C. I. Diaz last week. siilil: "It was known for a week nt Kagle Pass that Col. Arreiidnndo, who led the revolutionary forces at .limine?.. Mex., would soon nrrlvo there and he placed under arrest. Word was pass' cd down the lino and prominent and wealthy Mexicans In Northern Moxlcxi cimio to this sldu to escape arrest, Many of them aro now In San Am timlo. but nil leal estate and other property they left behind has been confiscated by the Mexican govern inent. "It Is the Intention to bring Arrcn doiido to tho City f .Mexico and there to have him tell tho full story of the plot to overthrow the Diaz ad ministration and tho names of the men who were instrumental In start lug the mniement. "Thorn l no doubt," ivintlnuod Mr. flnrza, "but what Arrendondo ran flip ply all the needed Information, and that he wll be well paid for his serv ices, for he scorns to have plunty of money eieit now for nil his comforts and will ninko the City of Mclo his home In order to secure protection frjiu the government. Hla faml'y. which Is now at Kaglo Pass, will soon follow Arrcndnmlo to tho City Mf Mexico ninl Join him there. I predict however, that Arrcndondo will not II vo long after telling his story, as some secret service man of tho revo luthmWts will kill him for exposing the secrets of the Junta." It Is understood that the headquar ters of the Mexican Junta, wbVJi were moved from St. Louis to Del Hto nt the time of the revolution, have been again established at St. Louis a-'il will again direct operations from that I'.dnt. TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES. Four of the Mtn Concerned In the Attempt to Assassinate President Cabrera Kill Themselves To Avoid Arrest. Washington. May 23. A dispatch recoiled hire by SetAir Herrarte, the Minister from Ruatcmnia, dated yes terday, reports that tho day before four of the men win attempted to take tho life of President Cabrera on April 29 had committed sulcldo. llecnuso of tho nature of their crime they had been refused shelter, finally they took shelter In a hut In thu suburbs ot tho city and when a detachment of soldiers wns Bent to arrest them they killed themselves, About the only time the avcrago ninn gets anything to cat at home Is when tliero Is company to dinner. Complies w!lh all requirement! of Drink the old original Atbucklcs AiTIDSA Coffee, the blend of Brazilian coffees, most wholesome and stimulating, as well as most economical. Anything dearer than Arbucklcs ARIOSA is cxttavacanf and no one can sell as food coffee for the same price. People who drink Arbuckles' ARIOSA Coffee arc not dys peptics with fashionable nerves :-!-i-:"jHt4t-t....:.. I NEW STATE NOTES Tho tax payers of Checotah, 1, T., hnvi) by an almost unanln.vms voice loti-.l waterworks bonds to tho ex tent of tfiS.OOU. The contract for thb Installation of th sstem has been let and soon tho residents of that en terprls'ng little) city will bo well sup j plied with water. Tho members of tho Typographical Unlun of Oklahoma City havo placed the ramo of 0110 of their number, J. J. Trlnnctt before the vMters ns a candidate, for representative to the flist legislature. The Oklahoma!! says .Mr. Trlnnctt has been a member of tin1 Union 20 enrs and Is nt present secretary of tho Chapel In that office. As Union printers usually hold to gether In all mnttcrx tho pointer can didate will iull a good vote. Judge C. 11. Stuart of South McAl ester has re-signed tho position of fieneral Attorney for tho Hock Island In Oklahoma and Indian Territory ef fective Juno 1. J. O. Illake of I'd Iteno has been appointed his successor, and the legal department of tho lino will bo mured to that city, Tho schools of the new stato will nil have adjourned by tho end of the present month, and tho play world will onco more ecn to tho ring of tho finlal boy and girl. Vacation time beckons a to student, and all over the state, papers aro filled with reports of school exercises and tho award ing of medals. Tho Muskogee pipers are responsl hlo for the story that Comnils loner Tains Illxby Is to leave In a few days for an overland trip In an automobile to his old home In lied Wing, Minn. This will bo 0110 of the longest trips of Its kind on re-cord. Hon. Ilrandt Kirk of Oklahoma City, former candidate fir tho nomi nation of IT. S. Senator, withdrew from tho race because thu cost of making the campaign was so great. Thnt such conditions exist is to be regretted but exist they do. Tho .McAlestcr Dally News says tho opera house In that city Is to be turn ed luti) a business house, and If the McAlestor residents don't get busy they will bo without shows next sea son. Tho News forgets there Is tho over pqpulur circus, whoso manage ment foreseeing Just such predlca mi'iits have siipplle 1 thenwlvos with canvas tints. Negro Strike Bipakers Attacked. New York, May 23. Ono hundred negroes, wlrti were engaged to tako the places made vacant by the strik ing lungshnroimn nt the Atlantic docks In Urooklyn were attacked by about an equal niimbor of strikers or sympathizers. Including a number of Italians, when tho strike breakers to KTtid for work to lay In n body. The strikers first attempted to per suade the negroes to keep off tho docks, but In the nrgument that en-' sued sjmo member of tho opposing foices became Involved In a fight which quickly included the whole number on both sides. During thu fight that followed vino negro find his revolver, without Injuring any one. Tho l)llco dispersed the rioters and ' nrrested tho negro who did tho shoot Ing. Orlno I.'ixntlve Fruit Syrup Is best for women nnd children, It's mild action and pleasant taste makes It preferable to violent purgatives, such as pills, tablets, etc. Rot thu booklet and a sample of Orlno at Hoffman Drug Co., and City Drug Store. 1 the National Pure Food Law, Guarantee 1 1 1 - 1 i.t 111 who take vacations in Sanitariums, on featherweight rations, but the healthy vigorous manhood and womanhood that conslitutc the useful majority. The first roasted packaged coffee ; sales of Arbuck- les ARIOSA Coffee for 37 Sour Stomach No appetite, Ion ol itrenjth, nervous nem, headache, constipation, bad breath, general debility, sour risings, six) catarrh ol the stomach are all due to Indigestion. Kodol relieves Ind gestlon. This new discov ery represents the natural Juices ol diges tion as they exist In a healthy stomach, combined with the greatest known tonic and reconstructive, properties, Kodol for dyspepsia does not only relieve Indigestion and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy helps all stomach troubles by cleansing, purifying, sweetening and atrengthenlng the mucous membranes lining the stomach. Mr. 3. S. Dill, ol Rivtmwcoi. W. V Mrs: " I wis trrabled with sour stomich tor twenty ye.n. Kodol cured me end we ere cow uilnc It lo tUla lorbebr." Kodol Digests What You Eat Bottles only. Relieves Indlceitton, sour etomeck, belchlne ot ru. etc. rt-epered b E. O. Be WITT a, CO., OHIOAQO. Stop Grumbling. If you sutfer from rheumatism or pains, for Ballard's Snow Liniment will bring quick relief. It la a sure euro for Sprains, Itheticintlsm, Con tracted Muscles and all pains and within tho reach of nil. I'rlcu 2.ric, 00c. $1.00 C. It. Smith, Tenaha, Tex., writes: " I bnvo used Mallard's Snow Mnlment lu my family for years and havo found It a fine remedy for all pains nnd aches. I recommend It for pains In tho chest." Sold by F. J, Itninsey. Tho trout Is not necessarily near sighted, although It always wears BpCCKS. WHOLESALE PRODUCE MARKET (Quotations Furnished by the Empire Produce Company.) There has been n slight falling nt! In tho wholesale produce market It. tho last fow days except for spring chickens and ticks, which aro slight y higher with n strong demand. The prlcu of eggs shows a decreaso ot 7 cents owing to tho hot weather but th6 demand Is good. Turkeys are piotitl at several cents lower, but eeso nro holding up fairly well with a fair demand. Thfl following aro tho quotations: 'rush Kggs, per dozen lie nutter, avcrago country flutter. Pncklug stock 16c Live Poultry. Spring Chickens, per doz 13.00 Hens, per pound 7c Uoosters, each 10c Tom turkeys, per pound 7Hc Hen turkoys, per pound 7'4c Small turkeys, per pound ........Cc Ducks, per pound 8r Reese, per pound ... 1 It Cull poultry, half prlco. Hides. Oreon, salt cured, per pound .. 8V5c Oreen per pound 7Hc Dry, per pound 7 to 15? OIllO, per Mnn, 4, This Summer on the Pacific Coast California Ihla j ur l inn aa allurlnir ne t-vt-y with her Krxirl lliilia, (H-rnu H-tchee, oiti ill. .lit . urenire (Irtivca anil air rt-ilole t with I lie pf rtun e ot plana anil Mil (a, The alniivnra un rout anil Mart, mal makn yuur Jour u Imi.cr a vac lion In llaeir. DOCTORS j Nallit nl Klectrlo Mntlcal Aa. aorlalli n. I.tiiut lleacn. June) I? Intl. VI linn tare (nr HlK rnunii trip, ditatliialtiin nt tie. k- la Iajs Aniritlea ur Hun Fran clicn TEACHERS Nallnunl FMucaltnnsI Aeaocl. ntlttn Ita Ai iri ea, July s ix I, It-? line (ar plus sj.no (or rouuit trip. Theaa raiea, while made itrlraarllr for errat named are un to all. Oar eevrrsl verr Inter, ttalln b toklele on California will a.. let jnu In niaktni; up your Itinerary. Just Urup m a card W, 8, KKBNAN n. P, A UaUtaton No. 204 1 , filed at Washington. il venrs, exceed I :hc comlj I sales of all the other packaged coffees. In scaled packages o'nly for jour protection. Don't buy Ioosa cofice out of a bag, bin or tin thai the roaster is ashamed to seal in a package with his name on it. If your grocer won't supply write to Aitnucxu: ep.05.. Et'KOfiAN PI AN I Grand Avenue Hotel j OKIahoma City. OKU. I I iave ono tit the swellest cafea thla side of Kansas City. When you I aro In our city, would bo plcasod to have you mako ss a visit. I C. T. WILLIAMS Proprietor. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY Condensed Statement of the Condition of i The Ardmore National Sank AT AlltlMORK, INI). TEH. AT THE Ut.OSK OF llUnl.NKhS. MA 11. '-"i. IWT. Resources. Uians U. 9. Ilonds Stocks, Securities, Etc.. Cash . .I279.1S7.35 . 100,000.00 j 12,011.11 9G.4&5.9 r.37,CS4.73 Liabilities. Capital Stock paid In.... J100.000.UO Surplus and Fronts 4 0,521, id Circulation 100,000.00 Deposits 297.1C3.0U JC37,C81.73 No hotter Index to tho growth of Ard tnoro can bo found than Is reflected In tho constant and steady IncreaBO In tho deposits of tho Ardmoro Na tional Hank. I.KE CHUCK. Fresldenu a. W. STUART. Cashier. OKLAHOMA SUPPLY COMPANY Jor Klectrlcnl 8iiplles of All Kinds. Fixtures, Shades and Hlgu-Orado Lamps, Get ono of those stand lamps and save your eyes. GENERAL REPAIR WORK A. A. H0LC0MB Manager Postal Telegraph Dldg. North Washington Street. Phone 841 NEW Meat Market Wo have opened a Meat Mar ket tm West Main Street, nwet o Hollinan's htort' anil will a. ways entry u full r.upil of fresh int tits. We will Idiully ap))reciate a share of your patronage. Delivery inut'lo to all parts of the ciiy. Hoffman Ehret Pirating Foley's Honey and Tar. Foley & Co., Chicago, originated Honey and Tar as a throat nnd lung remedy, and on account of the great merit and popularity of Foloy'a Honey and Tar ninny Imitations aro offered for the genuine. Theso worthless Im itations have similar sounding mimai. Ilewaro of them, Tho genulnu Foley's Honey and Tnr Is In a yellow pack age. Ask for it and refuso any substi tute. It is tho best remedy for coughs and colds, Hoffman Drug Co., and City Drug Store. Saturday Market Tho ladles ot the llroadwuy IlaptUt church will havo their Saturday mar ket at J1. II, Urady'a store whero you can purchase all tho good things for Sunday's dinner, such ns cakes, pies, homo made, salt-rislug light bread, otc, ;3 2 In vaudeville one good turn do serves another.