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fAOB rom. THE DAILY ARDMOREITE. Ardmore, Thursday, July 11, 1907. ffljc Jlailu SUDmorcilc. It IK UHQHITE FUUSHIG COMM. SIDNEY SU0G3, President. C. L. BYRNK Vlr-PrMlosl II. T NI8HBTT KMMurj"Tr prr Director.-. Sidney font: Croe. W. r. wtmiinKton. c. L. . m. t. Mnito. B. w. Dick. II. A lUtfUml DKrid ! tb rti.toSei- t Ardmore HeoBl-i Mnr Tsrmt of Subscription TIIK DAILY AHUMOKK1TK rlmm Unnttl . - a. Tr - M TIIH WKKKLY AHDMOIiKITK rar Tor, bj Mll ..... - l If Month! . .. nr Masibi - FkODil HniB'ik Mnir omen cur itdltor'i ooee - S MB C H WKI.TII I'll? Kdltor Ardmore, Thurtday, July 11, 1907. DEMOCRATIC STATE TICKET. United Statu Senators Robert L. Owen, Thot. P. Gore. Justices Supreme Court Jee J. Dunn, S. W. Haye, R. L. Williams, Matthew J. Kane, J- . Turner. j Governor C. N. Haskell. Lieutenant Governor Geo. W. Bell amy. Attorney General Chai. Wet. Secretary of State William M. Crow. Treasurer James Menelee. Auditor M. E. Trapp. Clerk of Supreme Court W. H. L. Campbell. State Examiner Chat, Taylor. Superintendent Public Instruction E. D. Cameron, Mine Intpector Peter Hanraty. Commissioner of Charitlei Miss Kate Bernard. CommlMloner of Labor Charles P'onherty. Insurance Commissioner T. J. Mc Comb. Corporation Commissioners J. J. Mc Aletter, A. P. Waton, J. E. Love. oH-o What In a Democrat? The answer's ens. A Democrat In alwayH right am) MiiiR'tlHM-a president. on One of tln Japati' Jingo paper declares that the United fciutcs army cnntaln merely 6.00o private. Thai may bo true, liut Jnpan tiiiint never make the mistake uf oerlooklng our SOit.Oon colonel. oo If John D. Rockefeller doesn't know any morn aliout Ktamlaril Oil than he (old Judge l.aiidl ln rouliln't tio Rlv Intra ery good account of tliathiMivon given steivnrdshlp which lio Ih fond of telling poor pooplo lie jKihSowiCH, tH-o Oniclnls of tlio Now York custom house promise tln highest nnnual ri'r. nrd of nielpU for tlio current fiscal year that has ever boon Known at thlK port. Tilt) flKiins w 111 Im Hill' iimtiT lbOO.000 for tncli buslnosa ilay. oo After all. tlio reason that Hnrrlmnil has ilit'lilcil to let thi' public know nl nbout accident on llni' probably li. h In the furl that lu- know that the public tins struck his trail and will find It all out anyway. Mr Secretary Taft, President Uooivelt's weighty single-fooler In the procidentia! free-for-all. hat stnp piM for a little breathing: apell at the nuarti-r Mwt. A vacation of 30 day In announced for tho ponderous race hore. ' oin Mm. Man- Baker Htlily. bend "f the Christian Science cult. I( to be "(iiea Honed" mtnln. If Mrs. Eddy can hold out to auawer tho reat of the appar-T- nth interminable airing of "que, tlonlnga" which he baa been undergo Ini; (he world will accept It na pretty i:il evidence tluit there la something in It theories. THE THIRD TERM MENACE. Inle the leading Itepiibllcau news l.tinrs of the country are. na a rule, i t0 the ri'iiiiuiluutlmi f House, i.'li ! the Republican iarly, there ap- i s to b- a 8nteiiiaiie campaign ro-I'i- on throtiKhotit the country In favor t f H Bvltlencea of that cauiiwlKn are i'" ; i iiik out In aueh ipera a iho W.i ! ;ntton Hi r.ilil and the Allania :- iL-liin, and In reading matter fur-iu-li.il by prema hureaua nnd eorrea Vmi,. nta to many country papera, The' pl.iti sfHtna to be to bill id up a dutlnct ItoiiHi'veit pai't. Hiuiu'thlnR on the or-i, (lit of Mr. Hearat'i Independent I-eac-1 ulni'li will be able id aandliak th re l iMIcun national roaventlon .as Mr Jliiimt'a i-apue Hand banned the N' Yur.v Democratic 8tai convention lat year. The promotera of thla hi hi'ine are procttedln by Indirect Thi lr Hue of argument la Illustrated hy tho followliiK extract from au ar tfrln in tl.o WatihlnKtnn Herald of J t.t 2C. wl'itn In 'ipl t.. ,iti t utor Im i f '1 " I roolilyn KaKli M' lioofi-vclt U not ensagt'd In orclug his renomluatlon. HU attl- ! i,le '- ii t Rt all that rif i i .in 1--I.t-f i a I'.lrd ti-rin II- lid ti"t 'tin f mnt ti.in i d a motetm nt fur hli re noinlnatlon There la really au aucb movement, at any rate not In an or-Kanli-J or tangible form. What exlata l a aentlmenL or belief, that the l'r-lilent might to k renominated What if thla aentlment ahould domi nate Uke rapubltcM national conven tion: what If the nomination. Instead of tielng forced by rtooaevell. ahoold f foiced upon him Wuuld not such an eventuality pm the moral aspect of the ITealdent'a election riaht declare Uon in an entlrele dlflerent light from that in which the Kagle le it? The Kanle hat Ignoti-d the more probable contingency for !l lee probable If not altogether Impossible one. There Is a viul distinction between the tn." Such talX as this la appearing con stantly in a claa of papera which have no clalma to leadership In either larty. And It Is true as the Hrooklyn t-gle says, that "It Is ltobable the president could force hi on renotn inatlon. NwUtlng could save that from being recognised aa a forced process. It would be stlgmatlieil as n violation of his freely and solemnly nledged word." SENTENCEOK SCHMIT2. Coniuientlng upon tlio nent'-nee of Mayor Schmllz In San Kmndsco and the turbulent nceno enacted In the cHirt r(tm there, tho Kort Worth Iteglster saia: Mavor Bchmltx of San KranclKt) waa aentencod Monday to servo live year In the penitentiary for the crime of extortion of which he had been convicted The scene attend ing tho pronouncing of the sentence were sensational In the extreme, ami It must b said Mat. they rellected mi cpi-dlt on the court. Scbtnltz him self, on several occasions dtirliiK the remarks of the Judge. Interrupted the cmirt with protest uKnluat belnK lec tnred. and his attorney Invited con tempt proceeding by nlo Interponlng oblectiona to tho remarks of tno court. The court fortfit it mutiny t the. extent of eiiRnKluK In iurrel with the oblectltiK attorney, nnd nl together tho whole performance wns spectacular and beneath the iliRnity of a court of Justice. Ai n climax, when the ord of Jmliffnent were pronounced men threw their hats In tin. ulr ami rheored. while pnotimrapn era Ignited Hash llRhts and illled the rom with stlflitiK fumes. No prtur liberties could have been taken at a horse rare, n nit no moro marked ex hlbltlon of contempt for tho dignity of a court of Justice could hao been made. There us n time when any exhlbl tlon of exultation oer the sentencu til a i.riMiuer In a court room was pun Ished In an exemplary manner, and In those days people were ablo to r.utrnl their emotions until sucn tlniH an tbev could safely give them veuL There was a time when tlm au dacious iittempt to take a photograph of any object In a court room nne the court was In M'SSlon would hale sent the offender to Jail promolly, but that time Is not now. The drift of the people la toward absolute dis regard for anything or anybody mat would put renintitu iiikjii them, and this deplorable condition Is rellected In such exhibitions as occurred In dan I'ruuclsco Monday. That Schniltl ehouhl have openly objected to what the Judge said t him Is not a matter of wouder. lie has pnnen himself t I a man who haa small regard fur courts or the law of the land, but that the spectators should nave been allotted t practi cally take poaaveslon of the tribunal and turn themselve Into a uonllqg mob Is not to the credit of our boasted Institutions. Nor I the spectacle of a prisoner who lias been aeoteuced calmly turning to the rerters aim illciutimt a stuletnent while arrange ments are being made through the medium of appeals for an arrest of Judgment and the granting of liberty to the convicted man an edifying on-'. Such a spectacle can hardly fall to uwaken grae doubts us to the ettt cleucy of this country's system of ml mlnlsterlngltiattcv. The moral effects of the Incident attending the n tenting of the conletcd mayor of San Francisco might work to the t,ul ii the court, a well as to th p.tl lu in general. WHAT IS a"dEMOCRAT7 A Democrat who Is a Dennvra' from principle fears too nuich ge eminent rather than too little g eminent. He knows that the human struggle for liberty I an unendiiu effort to strike off tbe shackle forge.! by authority and privilege. This make him J. ()ped to all undue luterfvr onco with iH'raonat liberty. 2. An advoenle of homo rule. ' 3. A defender of state rights. 4. An opponent of centrlt.ailin nt a promoter of further central! in. n lii H" Hryan who naise M- Iix. c.cl n enemy of nil socialists and si mi-socialistic policies. 6 A btluer in a suu-rnunu' rl.ii n and l.alaues u ava:u."'. a k erniiii nt by las-inn and rijulUi' A Democrat nho Is a Deimxral from principle is opposed to all p -clai prlTik'fics conferred by govern menL Tbls makes him 1. Oppwd to high protective tariffs which enrich the manufactur er at the expense of tbe consumer. Fur more than a generation a ma jority of Democrat hnve leaned to ward free trade, while tbe Republi can have reld the tariff upward. 1. A believer In the largest poaal- ble freedom for the natural person, but In all necessary tupurvtslon and control of the artificial person that Is, the corporation. 1. An uncompromising enemy of all trust In restraint of trade. 4. Au advocate of such franchise, income and Inheritance tnxea a will compel privilege, plutocracy and pro tection to pay their full share of tho cost of a government which makes their existence iKMtslble. A Democrat who Is a Dmocrat from principle Instinctively eympi thtiea with "the under dog." This makes him 1. Partial to measure that encour age tho Jioor to Improve their con dition. 2 A believer In ualvonnl educa tion at public expense. 3. An opiionent of militarism. Im perialism, Jingoism nnd the arbitrary rule of alien race agalcst their will. 4. Against public oppression of h corporation no lca than against cor poration oppression of tho public. 5. Sympathetic with labor, but as firmly set against socialism and pred atory 'verty a against predatory plutocrncy. A true Democrat who Is a Demo crat from principle deplores overy appeal to class haired and clas pre judice as a menace to republican In stitutions. To nrray tnaBsea against classes, employed against employer. Mor against rich, labor against capi tal. Is a dcnlnl of tho whole theory of IX'rnocrncy upon which Jefferson founded the Democratic party. Trero Is no surer or simpler way of overthrowing republican Institu tions than by stimulating class hatred and Inciting claw wars. So much for wha: a true Demo crat Is nnd for v. hut true Democracy Is. New York World. OO Murray For Vice Prt 1 The Oklahonian today has a special from t'liithrle as follows: (luthrle, Okla.. July 10 Georgi Wood of Cherokee Is daddy of a "boom" launched for W. II. Murray. :re.iiKnt of tlio coiu'.lli.tlM,al con ven (Ion, for vice president of tho .'inleil State on atlckelhead'd by W. J. llran. Wood says Murray would be strong In the south and west. Outsiders do not take the an nouncement seriously. Bankrupt Stock Sold. The bankrupt stjck ctf groceries and meat market of J. J. Scott was sold at public auction this afternoon, being knocked down to Arthur James for Mlii). Tho stock was appraised, by tin apHlnted appraisers, at i'is, and In olced nt ?t0U. Tint sale will be sub mitted m the court for approval. Mr. Scott prior to taking the bank ruptcy law, has bee mining business on Main street of this city fur Homo years. TIME TADLE. Frisco Eaatbound No. A! leaves 1:00 a. m No. 44 leaves 1:16 p.m. Westbound N'n. 43 arrlvpH 9:15 n. m. No. 41 arrives 7:68 p.m. Choctan-Rock Island. Kastbonnrt No, 10 leaves !:30 p. in. Westbound to. 9 arrive 1:H p. m. Santa Fa Southbound S'o. R 4:20 a.m. No. 17 4: 20 p. m No. i9 r;s p. in. j Northbound j No. 6 12:60 a. m No. 18 U:CSn.m. No. 2'1 5:00 p m. - Refrigerators. Jfow that the hot weather Is on for certain, you cannot nlforil to be without n good sanitary liefrigerntor. It keeps the food nnd vege tables sweet ami pure. Pro tects your health and saves doctor bill. Look over n complete list of Sanitary, Kuniuel Lined, Ice Savers at Jones' Fnrnltnrt, Carpet and Star Star l NEWSPAPER CHAFF l Somev.Lere out Wist wn.re women tote Thin ! a regulat.en nuto To this effect for men. of course, Bcfcre the women Joined the force That every voter, when ho votoa Insde the boolh, must let us tee Ills lower limb up to the knee, And now the women well, they pauto Kre they obey election law. New York World. Tho lato Mrs. A. D. T. Whitney was asked one day by a young girl: What advise. Mrs. Whitney, would you give to a girl who wanted to be an author? 1 am Just burning to wrlio." "Ix you really want to know?" ask. ed the author. "Yes. Indeed." replied the girl. "And )ou say 'you are Just burning to write?'" asked Mrs. Whitney. "I am said the girl. "Then get married." said Mr. Whitney. ladles' Homo Journal. Tho young teachers of the Lincoln school are telling with glee a great Joke on Mis Hlnnk. one of the eldest and mcst capable Instructors In the primary grades if our sc'iools. It was Harold's first day at school. Miss Blank came down to his desk and fiild, "What Is your name?" "Harold Smith" the Iv.'glu young ster replied. "And how old nre jou?" went on Mlsa lllank In her methodical way. "Six." said Harold. "How old are jcu?" And the young teaciiers are laugh ing still. Mpplncotfs. An Alva, Okla. ipor says that .-.e following letter was picked up on tho street of Alva the other day: "My Darling Frank I swallowed the post age stamp that was on your last let ter, because I knew your Hps had totiohiil It, nnd O, Dear, I fe.lt so hap py afterwards. IMit two stamps on your next letter." Kansas City Star. "Mndam," said tho book agent as tho door was opened by a very comely maid, "I am selling a new book on ell rpiete nnd deportment." ' Oh, you are," she resionded. "Go down there on the grass nnd clean tho mud off your feet." "Yes'm," and ho went "As I was saying, ma'am." he continued as he again came to the door, "I am sell" "Take off your hat! Never address a strange lady nt her door without removing jour hat.' "Yes'm." And oft went the hat "Now, then, as I was saying" "Tako your hands out of your pock ets. No gentleman ever carries his hands there." "Yes'm," and his hands clutched at his coat lapels. "Now, ma'am, this work on etl " "Throw out your cud. If n gentle man uses tobacco ho Is careful not to dlfgust others by the habit." "Yes'm." nnd the tobacco disappear ed. "Now, ina'nm," as ho wiped his brow, "In calling your attention to this valuable " "Waif. Tut that dirty handkercJilef out of sight. I don't want your book. I am only the hired girl. You can come In, however, and talk with the lady of the house. She called mo a liar this morning and I think sho need something of this kind." La dles' Home Journal. A Virginia veteran told how Old Hickory Jackson used bales of cotton in the ramparts that ho threw up In defense of New Orleans, and It waa naturally a matter of Indlfferncco to him whose cotton he employed. Some of It happened to belong to a rich merchant. The mercthnnt' followed his bales with doglike devotion. He could not bear to tear himself nwav from them. Ho was standing over them when Jackson happened to diaw near, and. running up to the chief he said: "Monsieur. It Is damage for your men to take my cotton. A', property Is sacred, nnd must be pro- ( tected " "Hut " said Jackson. ' at'. ' you sure that till Is your cotton'' "Oh. sure, most sure," said the tin r chant. "I know- the marks all of ' them. T".c puis, alors, this cotton, sir j must lie defended." Jackson turned to a private and told him to fetch n musket at once. The musket heir., brought the general laid It In the mer chant's arms and said wl'h a crlm siulli" "M friend, you nre the most I'liiper person I know -f to defend Muir own property. Slav here. then, and do so. Stir at' your peril." Ar gunatit. In the Connecticut assembly the other day they were dlscusMng wo man's suffernge. Hills calling for if had been favorably roported out a' ( committee and tho discussion waxed warm. Kwry now nnd then a mem ber looked P In tfco gallery saw tils wlfo with her eyes fixed upon him, and remembered an engagement that , kept him away until after the vote One assemblyman roso at last with a look that made It plain that he had sonic thing to say ' Mr Speaker, he said. ' Mr Seaker, and gentlemen. I am going to ote on this bill Just ai my wife tells me to, and, gentlemen. I am going to vote against It." There was a roar of laughter, and Ave min utes Inter the till was defeated. Ex change. ttotonlans are not above flattery, and there Is no reasou why they shoud be: but It Isn't every actor that would dare to lay the honey on so thick as David Wnrfleld did Monday night during his curtain speeoh nt the Majestic Theatre. In Hoston, on the occasion of tho thousandth perform ance of "The Mu;.c Master" Some one It could not hnvo been Mr. Itolasco's representative Inter rupted him with a cry from the gal lery: "I say. Wnrfleld, tills Is a mil lenlal performance and ou are help ing on tho mtllonlum every Ume joii play It." "Thank, you my friend." responded tho actor. "We all know that when the mlllenlum does arrive I. will be heard from first In Boston." New York Commercial. FILIPINOS GOOD SOLDIERS IN THE MATTER OF DRILL WORK I THEY HAVE NO SUPERIORS , ANYWHERE. Captain Can- Ingram Crockett of the Philippine constabulary la In Washington on hlr way back to Ma- nlla, after an nbsence of nearly a yeur. Captain Crockett has been ' In Cuba on the staff of General Slocum. nnd returns to the Philippines to resume his place ns commanding offi cer of one of the constabulary com panies. "In one respect the Philippine sol diers are the Bttperlor of the Ameri cans," said Captain Crockett, nt the KJibltt house last night "I do not wish to be understood as saying that they nro better soldiers than the 'Americans. In my opinion thero aro no soldiers on earth that nre the equal of ours, but In tho purely me chanical part of a soldier's life the Filipinos nre better than the average. They are perfect In drill work. Ther- aro not better drilled soldiers any whero In the world. I venture to say, than tho Philippine, constabulary. "When It comes to thootlng, how ever, they cannrt compare with our regular soldiers. Their courage Is wonderful. They never shirk their duty, nnd nre always anxious to be placed In the front ranks. At the battlo of Mount Dajo, last year, a company of thee onstnhulary led the troops and did gallant service. An evidence of the Filipinos courage oc curred In a fight near Manila last year, when a detachment of tho con stabulary was forced to seek protec tion from tho flro of tho bolomen by throwing themselves Into the water and shielding their bodies with their boats. "Wo have taught the Filipinos never to throw nway an empty shell, be cause we do not want them to get' Into the hands of the enemy. The men I have Just mcn'Jnr.ed were kill ed nfter n gallant fight, nnd when we recovered their bodies wo found the empty shells from their guns care fully placed In tho pockets of their blouses. They had remembered their ln;rtictons even while tinder a fire that ended In their death. "Appa-ently the Filipinos aro w plensed with to admlnls'rntlon of nf fairs under American rule. Every thing Is peaceful and prospcriu, nml th" country' Is developing wonderful ly." Washington Post The aerage woma ncan call a walk around a block a for Ign tour "WE SELL THE EARTH" Smith, Riggins & West Co. Here Are Some Bargains The W. P. Duff home place 7 room house, modern conven iences, corner 6th Ave and C St. Northwest. 2 lots 114x352, C to 1) Street. Easy terms, price only $6,000. A fine business house on Main Street, pays 15 per cent, A 13 room house, large lot, close in. A very desirable piece of property and cheap at $6,000. All modern conveniences. A fine lot, 50 ft. front on Broadway, near old frame Baptist church, wont last lone at $3,500. Plenty other-bargains. Better buy today. See the "Dirt and Sand Dealers" of Ardmore Smith, Riggins & West CO. PROFESSIONAL COLUMN 1 LAWYERS. H. C. Potterf. ' a7 Walker! POTTERF WALKER. Attorneys aid Counselors at Law. Ardmore. Ind. Ter. WILLIAM W. WRIGHT (Registered Attorney.) 1 (Formerly with Dawes Commlsslont , Contests, Citizenship Cases and other i matters before the Interior De- partment, Exclusively. 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