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TULSA DAILY WORLD, TUESDAY, JUNE ft, 1920.
I'M
To Get Wood's Goat Is Hope
of Diz and Jake at Chicago
They Rutt Rijrht in Where
i Gentlemen Are, Says
Shocked Scrihe.
"CHI" JUST LIKE TULSA
Women Have TaR-Sale Hab
it; Lots of Spenders and
Population Liars.
BT HfNOCBNCB a nniiAM
CHICAOO, June 6.- Nomlnatln' a
prcHdent In dirty work. And Kl
dls.igrecahie on account of the pit
on JTOU are compelled to eaaejelgtl
nth I and another gentleman anil
Jake llamon waa talklti' thla morn
In' when a white man and lla butt
ed t" Things like that are takin'
III M all 'tie time.
. ii. boonin' Lowdn t.. baai
"he band. Me hadn't read Ihl
agpirg yet 'bout how hla man had
corrupted them two Saint LOUIS
fcllcre. or they would have been
corrupted If they'd been from inv
other place. His fed he wan fer
liOWdM for two NUbN The first
MM that he wux the man that
COllld get Wood' gnat. And gottin
Wood's Roat m lha prlncipia thinK
lib. and Jake in Hvln' for right now
And 'ft' other wuz bemuse he wna
lOO honaai to npcio money and rulse
the price of rlclcgatca.
I Hint lh white man wuz. gnln'
to dlt I ns't 1M7. how It happen
.l tl-it he and .Take Wtlln't DOOftln'
for JohMOn, him beln' the only
asjldldatl that has headuUarterH thm
a prreon can reach through a tun
r.el Bui he didn't answer that one,
'eatlM Tobe Merf waa Htandlnn ncrnaa
lha lobby Rive 'cm Hme aort of a
atcrll sign 'bout that time and he
and .tike moved on leavln' me an'
the other gentleman to finish the
conversation.
e Uert la a member of the
rich man'! 'bib that ( ntnr.ln' the
epiil-llf ,m party lie 1? the paraofl
Th-' Rettln' the record for putt
In' LjOWdan over. T.owden ain't
, i vet by a durn Bits and there'
planly of people atnppln at the
hntT who swear by the yellow beard
of th'lr ancestors that he ain't Roln'
over Bill Tobe's dJoln' his best. He
has Rot topether all the delegates
that really favor l,owden. which ain't
main': and has consorted them with
all the persons who want to beat
Wood because they couldn't handle
him which nln't so manv either.
That's hew come .Take and Dl?. are
s'Kh Rood friends of Tobe. Tty
making the unholy alliance I Juat
menlfoned Tobe has got himself to.
gethT a little party that represents
nmvhe as much as thirty per cent
of the convention.
The balance of the delegates Is
mere or less divided between Wood
Rnd Johnson with the Reneral hold
ing the big share but wtthojit enough
ft ''it to Ret hi'se'f put over on the
flni reat. The feelin' between the
Wood and Johnson men Is about the
time as exists hetween a person
tvhn'se house Is beln' robbed and the
bird thnt Is doln' the robbln', If
yau prt what 1 am drivln' at. That
is to say, they recognize each other
but don't care nono about aasmcia
In'. Tobe and his allies flRiires that
Wood and Johnoon'11 Jes' divide the
convention and can't never net to
glthlr, which'll Jeave his man a
good chance to come from hehbid
and win. cause he's everbody's
filen' and will look itood to the boys
after they have nil got good and
Bore at ench other.
And Tobe's dope Is purty Rood
"bout the Wood and Johnson men
not Rettln' together, leastways not
until somebody forces' 'em. Bui
he'd formed his Ideas about T,nw
den beln' everbody's Irlen' before
JJe iaprs printed what th"tn Paint
4U' ile fellers nccusd him of. I
am' ceen Tobe since to talk to him.
h1 an' John King, the Connecticut
hqbv that Gen Wood run offn his
preinifiiH last Femruarv, can be seen
with their heads toRothcr most nnv
hour of the day and night. And
Jakes usually etlckln' aroun' aome
wh'Tc close by.
I ferpnt to tell you that Plz is
earrvin' Jake s fountain pen here at
Chicago, Rut Jake uses It altoReth
er. Which entitle rta to the so
briV 1 of grand keeper of the fnun
taln pen Also I forgot to say that,
Tobe Tlert don't give a damn whose
nominated es so they heat Wood
Thai Perckerwood special 1 was
telitn' you nbnut don't bother me
no more. After I got to my room
and all set. I went to the mat with
tha' thing ditiiined to make It do
a T tor t. Hut after 'bout an hour
durln' which time we rouRhed 1'
all over the room. I give up It
was on top anyway. T'm no hog
ipr punishment, and I know when
Ini inked So 1 wraped it up as
decent as possible nnd put It in the
closet. Then I phoned somp real
typewriter makers and tOl1 'em about
toy difficulties.
1 wish I could put In the name
of them people, ton. because they
wuz real frien'ly and treated me
white nesldos they sent up a good
machine to my room on account of
me workin' for a prominent paper
Ml 1 'realed me fine. And they don't
scpm to have beard a republican
convention' Is beln' held here either,
fur they forgot to make any over
charge. I feel real kind to'ards them, hut
If I was to write a little bonat for
their company them persons in the
ndvertlsln' department down stairs
'ud have fit an' make life uncom
fortable for me when I get back
I tell you It makes n person feel
comfortable to know that he don't
have to mount no guards about his
castle while he's away Lggt night
a man hlowed up to the he chamber
'ild that guards fhe Congress ave
nue entrance to this hostelry and nl
mos started a riot by the things he
s talkln' about He wms lookln'
fer a bird that had loft his house
in a hurry when he returned unex
pectedly. He said the feller was
rtnppin' here. Right away I bail
rnv suspicions, but I found out later
'hat the person T was thlnktn' about
had a perfec' alibi. Jake Hamon Is
toppln' at the U Salle, ao ynu aee
you are way off.
Hon't such things make ynu home
lick. ?
They waa a peraon from Texaa
went up on State street yesterday
to look oyer the retail district When
he ,-amc hack he was all excited and
aome sore, kicklu' like 1 bay eteer
about th" cenais Said so fur ns ho
hew he was the onlv person an
aent from the home town, 1h.1t hi
saw lots of poopla In K. C and oth
ei towns along the way cumin' up
hen, but he knnwod damned well
thi re was at least a hundred and ten
million p.-opie right here in Chicago
now. lie said Wilson couldn't oven
count folks and automobiles right,
lid thli as MOD as the republican
fleeted their president he was In
favor of having a new census took
liut another person told me the
bird was M kidding; that he didn't
mean whai hi mm lie told m
that the bird hail alw.ivs be.. it a
demOCfll and hid Jes' recently took
the rule and hadn t entirely rec,.v.
erd.
nSe Chicago real well PYom
When I am stoppln' a penon can
look light out Into till country
Hlghl now It's all covered with
Watir, but I like the country 11 lot
better than the atuffy city and I'
rests me to eyen look nut at It of
coiuse a person can always see 11
b lookln' up. no matter where a
penon Is. but Ihal tnakrs a per
sona nrck tired And for f I
blocks on W abash this morning I felt
iust llkl f was at home They was
a female prison on "Very corner tag-
gif' folks fer omethln' or the other,
Itntll then I ill In't know but whai
Tulsa hud a OOpyrlghl or lomithln'
on the tagRin' pilvlliges.
Tint lh' nerg sure Is flirty It
ns bad a Tulsa was under the old
administration. Hut nuiyhe I hadn't
best say that; knocking Hie tnwn
while I'm a honored guest may r.ot
ho good form Kill there lln ( no
rightful excuse for It. there beln
so much water right handy.
There's one thing about It th
Hint I Ukl. The police an neat,
polit and frien'ly. I struck up a
conversation with one whoso bun
assigned the Job of proteitln' (hi
persons that stop nt this hotel
TOlther that or lie's watchln' 'em. I
ain't right sure which. Anyway, bo
stands out on the corner dolled up
like a brlgaried gininl. There wuz
about a Thousand cars on Michigan
bulevard within two blocks, all of
'em hlttln' it up 'roun' 7Ti miles per.
tt would have been worth a persons
life to have git six inches off the
sidewalk.
The bull hnd his back to 'em and
an.l I thought tnaybe be hadn't no
ticed how they wuz hurnln' up the
gas. no I mentioned It to him
"O. them." he barked "I don't
pay no 'tentlon to the boulevard
Bwa 'egav ha J bmv 1 anil WBSm
BMHBgaaW WlMea
01 iocioi aoaoir 10
8gB0gSWMOBa
That belongs to the park cops. Yes,
they do move along some It a I
wave attracts the attention of p. 1
sons from ihe south. " That sort of
arrested my attention, cause 1 flldn'l
kudw I wore the ball mark tint In
eight
"But," he says. l Onllntiln' ftli'hdly.
I "Ihiy'l so ramned manv of em on
; that boulevard that If we fllfln 1
i lei em go above 411 they'd lam the
I trafflO. Their enfeat bet Is to pull
.the bridle off and give her a kick
, to keep from beln" run over 11
; takes a right good car to catch the
guy In front."
Hcln' Interested In liars and llkln'
to hear 'em tayk. I turned the enn
wis.itlon into population channels.
f bucko qualified the first thing
j In a little while I was real proud I d
1 met hlin. Aecordln' to him Chicago
'ain't anyways near Hie second city
In the world It s the flist with no
. .111 pel it Ion whatever, If she could
ge a squat deal and ll.iVe ller peo
; pie minted on tho rami1 basis as
Ne York and other places This was
' tile second pin son I hnd run onto
; Whllh was dlssatisf tod with Wt'son's
I census. Hoin' such an expert. I
I asked the bird If be couldn't manage
I to visit Oklahoma nbout prim try
time I tor him thai a man possiss-
I lit' ills ability could flraw a prlnooly
salary liandln' out lllctlon forecasts
, befori the VOthV and nnnounoln'
in turns for the state lleotiOl board
1 after It was over.
NOT TO TAKE OLD
GUARD SELECTION
PONTTNT'Kfi KpiM l'OK (NK.
boom, which . ami hCv full pano
plied and vibrant with piosperltv
and hopi has been 1 hecked and
laid asble with ihe wraps, it has
1. fuse,) to function. It Is being
whispered that Intel nationalists
siilt v the fa. lure of the.r plans are
turnings to Hughes an I that ho
Will be brought before tho conven
tion at a suitable time. I am not
prepared to say that the Inleruation
lalllta are behind Judge Itii". 01
that he will permit himself to ap
pear as lln ir ( andldate, bill I i.tti
convinced tint if the convention
leached the dark horse singe the
nominee of four years ago has ar
goo.l a chance as any other, for
inch object lorut as many might haVt
.espectlng his fragile of nations po
sltion will have been taken rare nt
by the commlt'ce on platform which
will have n ported long before thai
lime
I want to say again that If there
eoroes . tlm d'.irit'.R the voting WllOn
ocaoi
a sensation la considered practical;
when thrie appears a chance for a
I ItimpOdl on a I10I1I stroke the best
I advirtllid politician m ARMtiog win
! be offeied 1 li fer to Will II
jllays of Indianapolis There ire
dlffirineai m the national commit
1 tee oancarnlng othti oanflrdatoij dif
farinCH out of Whloh did grow a
Ittfl model Hiram loiiei, which
onihafl for a time, more for the
1 pin pose of punishing some of hi t
Ullltinantl than for the putpose 01
'punishing Qeneral Wood, bill on the
llubjlcl ol Will Mays in general Ihe
npubrioan natloia1 committal oonm
'pretty neatly being a milt
line fad thrusts Itself up In a
I multl'udi of whonai, , and
falsi alarms. It Is that If the dele
gam heie iissembled were free to
follow 'heir natural Inclination nnd
select that man all agree would put
the ticket beyond danger, the oandl
datt from "nut the ilolden West'
WOUld nt ' Ive the nomination
Hut delegates are mil frtt Thev
gavar are They have mairl en to
serve, niasters of expedlel.ev , m.is
lets of financial ohllgatloni and niae
(teis or superstition And behind all
moving all. are the political match
j makers w ho know what the) w ant
and how to gel It The shlboletb of
the convention politician is Lit'i
I go along with the program ' And
tinder the persuasive appeal of Huh
sbibolitb the mtnoiitlis on laoh
slale delegation .ire uigld to run
counter to their wlshrs That ex
plains the coalition formed to bend
WOOfl. It explains the coalition
Iwhlch Is slowly lakmng place to put
jibe Illinois governor over I don't
know that It will sneered In this
No man hne now knows wlieibei It
The Servant That
Never Fails Nor
Disappoints You
THE ONE WHOSE WAGES YOU PAY IN
PENNIES INSTEAD OF DOLLARS
COFFIELI) ELECTRIC
WASHER
WITH LARGE SWINGING WRINGER
la an Investment that will yield big dividends in comfort and hap
piness every week in the year and wo are prepared to prove these
facts to your entire satisfaction any time. The Cofflald win pay for
itsrlf In a few months in the saving on the wear and tear of your
clothes alone The CofflOld Is not a luxury but Ihe most economical
appliance that could be purchased for tho home.
SAVE AS YOU PAY
You car. huy a Cofflald on our payment plan for Jes money each
month than your laundry work is now costing you Do not let an
other day go by without investigating. Phone Osage or fedar 672
or Cedar 41 for complete Information and once and for all put an
end to your laundry trnublea.
F. B. DESHON & CO.
"TTHNtiS IXIXTIlHiAli"
Phones Osage or Cellar f72, Ciilar II
&05 SOI Til M AIN rtTKKHT
Membi-r Open shop (Siiiuirc- Ileal) VoMN-luLbiti
0E301
The Way to Beat
Cost of Living
There is really only one way for the average person to
beat the high cost of living. That is by saving. Reports
indicate that prices are as high as they will ever be. The
dollar, then, is as low as it will ever be. If you spend
only what is necessary and save the balance you will
have a tidy sum in the bank in a short time and the dol
lars you have saved will be worth much more than they
are now. You may never have such a chance again.
We pay 4 per cent interest on savings accounts and loan
you one of these banks to help you save.
THEE
IRST
NATIONAL BANKtJL
OF TULSA
FOURTH AND MAIN
"The Convenient Corner"
no
w ill succeed Hut the moving forcil
hthlnd It believed that It will; thev
believe that It has Hut they nre
I counting on cuutlngi 111 ha that mav
. tin II a rlsr
larwdwg Nn bum it.
I llilnk It Is true that Ihe LlW
j den foices have good grounds, for
I their clalma if they have In fact made
accommoflatloni with New Torh and
Ponnaylvgnlg for a swing from thai
Iquartlf to their ninn aticr the fiis'
'two or thier ballots bin the claim
1 that such accommodation has btan
j made Is contrnry to piomlscs on fill
at Wood heaibiuattera and central
10 the f eeoi d
Than Is a portion of the New
v oi l, delegation thai has Wood fat
Ills first Oholl e It is . oncedeit Ilia
perhaps Ihe entire Alligation will
gUPpOrt U BUtHH dining the eailv
! voting, than will tranafir its force
elsewhere. It bus been a matter of
I common knowledge that so far from
I there being any l.owden sentiment In
I that ib It gallon It Is positively anil
I.ow.len If a change ha come ovei
It Hie fact Is not known outside of
'those rnndurtini ibr nafotlatloni
and no pledges have as yet gain
wit bdi awn from VVnod lieaduuarteri
The I'ennsv Ivanla delrgallon Is
slmlllrly situated WMIr Henator
j I'inroae, whose name seems to carry
farthll than any other man In th-'
I e.ist Is ill at Ills home and thanfon
not so active a factor. It Is recognl
. .1 la ne .1 g, 1 thai 1 11 in 1 . be ...
dovirnor Bproiil of i.n gtati is the
commanding force 11 is iikoly thai
thl evert a Joint Influence with lb..
I Penniylvinla dilegatlon. And both
I are known to lie ant 1 - Log den or
Wm I'enroHe. It was lhat first
g.ue utterance t.i ihe egigraai about
j the republican party uomlnailng a
candidate with a pullman ear for
It
CogU
Leu
Than
2c
An
Hour
to
Operate
the High D
I'lalforin. and Npi'.ul rai never ion
nulled that (jeneral Wood, Is Ills Ml
end choice. It Ira own candidacy com
manding his first allegiance.
In view of these nOOgntMd facts
pOllUoal rbservers il 1 1 asking While
the l.owden organization gets war
lant for lta claims lhat these two
sets of ib legates will L found In
the Lowdin OOluntn at an early
hour Yet the public can prei 11 1
itsrlf to are the Illinois governor
ncelvi a wry Pormldlbli vote all
.nnst from the first.
UinhI Is (..lining.
Hut not one of their lender, will
show th,, national support that'
rianara Wood win show 11. is ri '
1 elving support from neariv Hfiri
Mate In the union and bid II not'
been for the mlgarabll friction ami
Icabiiisies existing among his own
managers hi would b ivr solid state1
delegations pli dged (of bun and
voting for hint on the f It st b ilbo
Whan now he has only 11 few dis j
Met delegates
if ceneiai W00.1 is dominated, it
win be in spite nt 1 tnagimeni.
I'.
BOSTON SHOE
320 z South Main
and if ha goea down to defeat It
will In. because of mismanagement.
There If a sentiment for him easily
double anything hie managers have
been ahla to crystallxn into votea,
as has l.ein shown by every te-l
lot! and II atsnda demonstrate! in
lus continued liadmhlp in the g
1 st returna of Ihe poll being made
weii known magaatni i would
have been far brllrr bad b'rank
IlltohOOCh never been brought Into
tho Wavnd organlaatlon I do not
say thla necessarily tn crltiilsm of
Mr. Hitchcock What I mean lo sav
Is that lie was a discordant element
whan gagorlaiad with thn other i
VV001I genn 1 Is
t iklalrnma iaaignmcnta,
The nktghoma delegation oigan
l.cd and rffeeled coin ulttee assign
menu this tflarnoon, J r. iv.hes
w is seleried as hnltnian of the
dilegatlon after what at times . nmes
near being a bitter flrhi Willi II K
M.'liilre. who wanted the place
al.ov 1, all others
The committee assignments fob
Lucky Purchase Sale
1848 PAIRS OF
HIGH-GRAB
Boston Shoe Shop
Upstairs Over Woolworth's
320 g South Main
Sale Starts Today
Under the present scale of high prices
Tulsa cannot reasonably expect to
see another such smashing blow to
high cost and the wonderful money
aviiiK opportunities afforded by this
TWO WEEKS' LUCKY PUR
CHASE SALE. Bargains like those
of by-gone days, for men, women,
boys, misses and children!
Your nimble dollars will travel fur
ther at this sale than at any other sale
you've attended during the past year.
Big surprises await you here to
morrow. To miss this sale is to miss an oppor
tunity to save real money.
Ladiei' Home Slipperi
nn r.ms
l ine poll Kill House slliHn. rictlhlp
noIi'h; ii uomlerf ul hurgnln eale print.
Ladies Pumpt and
nut PAIRS
AM gaaSi of nn. waalil
liltrli and inllllary h. . i-
nf atjrlag, Sole pli. i
Ladiei Novelty Low Shoes
?( PAirtH
IaiIIi's' N'ovety Low shoe, UMiallllll
of Then 'I'Ich. Tlga, hMM ami
Oifonis, in military ami iiivh rVanen
lulls; nil of tho flnint iiiallly In
blown, blach or whiten. Sale price .
Children's Play Oxfords
Jtr, l' Mils
Of floe gniilo dark bftHTg Otforda,
flellhlc sewed Miles, l.i's lip In ....
Children's Mary Janea 1 ()S
S7H rnlr In I'ulf nl anil lltill, ' I '
laM a tn 5 I JL
SIM'S gp til II It" '
Haas up to il $'j.2,
White Tennis Oxforda ( $1 00
It. .vs. lai.lii - no. I VI. n'i Olfnnla. I A
All ejaag saiU. prtcw,
71 Upstairs Stores in 51 Cities
The Boston Saves You More The Boston Serves You Better
Remember, We Are Upstairs Over Woolworth'a
II, lingers, permanent organization'
W 11. Hills, rules and order of bus
lness; Vornon Whiting, resolutions;
Alia Mclionald, to notify tin preal
dsntlaj nomlnena; K. J. Murphy, t
notify tho vc proaldenilnl nnm.
nees; II R Mcflulrn, honor II y vm
president of the convent Ion: Jaka
llamon, national commllleenian.
'Ti delegation haa not aa ye
VOtOd on prnaldent and will not un
til Thunday afternoon when all
emtani s are in, according to thn
announciminl of John Applby, ee. -retan
of the state committee. Nr..
lit e haa been served that tha fifth
dial nteat will b re-ipened be
fore ihe credential! commute which
mans that the fourth will alio bo
moved out again. An effort litre
11 , i-ie by Chairman llsya to have
II 1. nt lis enmmlitee acoept
I hi It 1 rt isj toll mads up by the
committee inasmuch aa the record
shows on lta foe that moat of the
ieciilnna of the committal were
without division
E
) $1.89
1 L
i
Oxford , ga e
f $ J.7J
. r i ... 1 1 1
In n variety
(
) $1.50
SHOP
Upstairs Over Woolworth's
HOE
