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TULSA DAILY WORLD, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1921 I'ui.inSM . r Mitnln I 'feline "ub4 BY THK WOULD lH'HUSH INC. CO. l.nlliKt In iuia ,iinffi.o "-oni1 riaaa Uattar MkMllKIt ,ik AUJilT lltlllKAl fit- iHf lll.A FOM Ml MHHIH op THK I A 1 KU I'lIK" ,h. Th. A an 4 ITlH I. I v.. """'' ..'",,!, f..r tf i.un.i, mion f mi !, Uai.atn.fa H nr rot ntluraMai rtlii4 in ihli iPr. an1 aiaam j.1 i"tbllthrt ".Hii . v-:-z HUliw nilTiOM iiatkh. nr Mil J-" A,5yA"CK uaii.v awi miMi.ir haii.t .i.,.. On yr ,. UM fn "r Bin HiAnlha . . . I A Hi iantha Thr month , in 1 nr motHh i'n;intiOi .Is on WMitl' Kt'Mur ONLY. fMjMr . la mi one m;ih'.'j ur i:ahiiii.h in "trrmiii tow. f'r i . I'r rrxtrth in advam . . l'r . In vlnc-t lit CAHMUI tt TUIAA, gAHtl gl'HIHtl AN" lll.K KOIIK PAII.T AMI) BiltA. , rr !8 Jar nll in a.lvanra . Pr .ar if 'lvanr. a. i'iium. . nut ai.iiihi'aiitmkntm ( lliblical Quotation April U2. Wlmni hnvlng hot seen, ye bve, In wlio;n, 'hough now see llllil not, yrl believing, y re joice joy unspeakable and full tif glory.- 1 Petri I. n If our nv were but mure simple, We nhould tn kn lllm at III" word; Anil our liven would be nil sunshine In the mvectnees of our Lntd. '-.' V' -lRU-'r,M (XIUIMIIIAN TltllVrV IIATM'I P.M. After many yottrs tin) Colombian trouty la rntlflrd. Whether fur good or whether for III, tlin record )iun been limit". We pay HMOO. 000 for ii wrong Hint wo hit vn hh tit time sfter time wtm nevorveommltld: nn art Hint the evi dence nhows was hniinrnhle, Wo pay It simply because one pnrty to tlin tnoiwictlnn ilculrcil tlmt we jmy unit Ui-Ri'il tlmt It -woiilil not 1m frlnmlly It t tu unletw we illit piiy. InNtoiiil of roinnv Inc iloulit coiicernlnK tlm nrlulnul tninmictlini, we think llili miiHt iiiiiiihk iloulit In tlioinHiniU nf tnlmla t tint liltlivrtii eiitertulneil no iloulit nt nil- Tim Voilil, In company with tlijj AmeiliMin pt'oplo' In Koncnil, oppimrd the rntlflenllnn of thin pact. It Hlllt tlilnkn not only nn niiwliw (IooIhIiiii wiih iiliule. but II ileulnlon Hint iitnb llHhrH ii iiiohI iiilxeluvuini precrilBiit. Itut ninco the ileelHlor. ban been nmile, we iiecrpt It nnd It f eonnenuciicen be they whnt they nmy. NovcrthrlrHn, wo Bnnnol rcfrnln from mllliiK nttentlon with tlio keeneM iiiomlble prlile to tho Benllemcn who veiled iiKiilnwt It. nnd tlmt Men tion they Jmvo Iho honor to rcprenont in the nntlonul ennle. Hi'itli (ho lint pleiiHC.- Ilorali, Capper, Jolinmin, Joncx. ICcIIokk. Kenyon, I.k I'nllctte, l.enroot, MciNarry, Nelnon. Norbeek, Norrln. I'olndcxter, Towimrnit unit WndHworth Wenteni men all nf lltfim. with tb exception of Wiiilnworlli. While. Cummliih-H, another wivt . nrner, wan paired iiRaltiKt It. ThcHf, inon, rcpreitentlnK n Hoetlon and r peo ple that (lilnk In temiH of prlnelplea rather than In lennH tif dfillarn and centH, uonntttutii thu hope of Ajnmlcii. Can you doubt It7 Name a mIukIo occhnIoii within the Jam decade whu an liun of prlnclplo wan belnc considered that thu went wh not lendlntr tho van for principle' mike. You can't do It. Wo nro not Mectlon.il, wo abhor HctlonallKin hk ne do a pestilence, but whut In oiio to tlitnk an time after time, In every crlsln. on every queM tlnn of great principle, we neo tho ieprenenta tlve.t nf the older Hecttoun of the iuiulillu flexlnK Ibe kneo to the Rod of wealth and expediency while tho westerner". Htand erect anil Kami by principle? ' In It not permitted Us to ay, O, people, take your ejCH from the eat and turn them to the went from whence comtth your holp? Wo truly Ihlnk pn. . ,A SI (JNII'ICANT HVUNT. let us flrt pay that inoed of respect for denth nnd It" tragic not:rown which a normal boart must 'or entertain an we view iIickimuiI eiemnlty of Uio former normnn kalsorln beliiu laid to rort In rotsdnin. IIiivIhr done that much, what may wo not nay or think of ko'iiio of tho lenner Incidents nurroundlnK tho Rvewiiomo event ? The dlKpntoljea tell a wtory of Rraudeur and profllRnto expenditure that are dWliirbliiR to thoiiRhti that had como to accept the oft-ie-peatcd repreentnllon 'of llermaii Rloom nnd poverty and want. Unnumbered thousandn traveled In Hlatu to Pnlilam to pay Ibelr repect. VantiiRo points sold for unbelievable IiIrIi piiees, while the tbronRS unending were attired In the bablll innt of luiury ns well as roalty. Iliiudieds of railroad Union ntrmmcd Into tlmt vtatlon, while florlnts led with one another to mct tho ro iiilrementrf of a domand that could only spring ftoni unlimited means. And yet we uie being told day after day that ( In ninny tn poerty otrteken, naniuit pay Its Just bills unit trembles on the brink of nunrcliy us a rMult of Hi great pmirty. One knows not what to hrllote or think. As wo lead of the groat war lorda of the empire at tending public ovents dreated n the rich mil forms of tbn old order, marching reglmants hither and yon, gooM-wtepplnit rh proudly hi of yore, we must be permitted to question the thoroushnem If not the sincerity of that "popu lar tiprtolne" which was offered tho world (in the firm I proof that the Teuton had rid lilmwilf f the llphrnzollerns nnd undergone a change rt heart with respect to racial nmblllons that contemplated the overlnrdshlp of the earth. Perhaps a 1'renrh advance to eolUct Junllfl nble Indemnity will bo a good thing. I'osnibly it has already been ton long delayed. The world nendu accurate information concerning this pco Pie who are always plav acting and a x ai .on flrmtd in their practice of plnjiiiB ir.f.i !) t 00 I .1 t J. 1" MM, KM. It I, I. (.LSI. A HON l. l Those ifblnl the plnim ha e fik ahoma deeply Involved In soldier relief legislation, hos i pllnls In particular, hHV been In dally eofi I siiltnilnn with th H.atl)oun ellqiis ever nines It beenmn apparent thnt n special stsrlrifi of the .legislature would be onv;nd. The rfsiill Is nnouneil In the dally nMs patches. A slnirls hill h ben ngrsert on which Is to rurVy lh full program of th lobby that has bnfi piiihlng this twrtleiilnr rlniia of lgl. lfltlori, a hill thnt Is to rrry niarly two million dollars In appropriations, tha mim orlKlnally nkl for In Iwhalf of ths ilnl honplUI pffJeit, but which tho lobby forced lo abandon. The explanation Is marts that it la bnllvotl no opposition will now develop to tho Isglon' plain." Im nthsr word, ihe nnrk barrelers halltv they havs worn down opposition to tht point vihere ths lllliirn will bo wllllnn to aernpt Ihsir plans without qlisatlon It rotnslnn to be n whether or not llioss who have been ntandlnie gainst the raliln on the treury are renlly ready to surrender ami lose the advantage llmi far galneil. ' hops I hey havo not. W) bHra thy will remain firm In ths Interests of th people. Th reviving of thsi projects rail for a review of th whol iMtia. It was by th mert chaneo that th Mlata was suthI from the expaimlv and uiiJiMKlflabl eclmins presentad It by the pro mote of thtnx hoapttals when the leKllatur first met. Aerldnntally, as II were, It beennis known that the federal government whs not pledged In rent imi h n linapltal the proniolers had put before) the tegNlatllie. and tl whole eebeins as exposed In such manner that It was Hpi'iidlly abHiidoiied. Then almost liiMtantly congrese voted tn con stiuct five gloat reglorml Iio-iiIIhI at federal ex pense. hiiiIi Institutions Ii, ho located ndvnn tageoiisly throughout the country. Hlnco tho only poiMlhla rnnsnn for Oklahoma engaging In husplliillAitlnn for ex-ncrvlco men had been the failure of tho federal government tn do soj and since Ihe federal government had now fin ally decided on a comprehensive plan for en dlr hoKpltalUitlon adequate for nil dnmandx, there was no longer the slightest legitimate rea son for tho slato legislature, (o even consider stale hospitalization measured. Them Is preclwdy whero the matter stands today. The federal government Is commltled to Ibe policy of building and maintaining adequate hospital facllltlen for tho rx-serviro men, and Oklahoma haa an nxcollent thaqco to oecuro olio of tho Institutions. Tlicrcforo nny moiiny tho state spends for a similar project pi tlmt much useless and unnecessary expenditure at a time when tlm watchword nhnuld bo rigid economy, It Is mero baby talk, calculated to mlslcnd, for any one to Insist that such hospital facilities must bo had within Oklahoma. We have not bolloved, wo do not bellevo now, there Is tho itllghlent sincerity In such talk. Adequate and scientific) enro at government expense that Is the substantial tiling, tho only subiitnntlal thing, to be achieved by tho hospitalization Idea. The argument of tho proponents of the stale plan that slnco they cannot o positively iiHsured that Okluhoma Is to receive one of tho federal Institutions they will demand that the legisla ture flnanco ono of Its own, Ih utterly purrlln and smacks strongly of pork-barrel methods puro a tut slmplo. Wo nro entirely conscious of the probability that tho pork-barrrl brlgado will construo thiHO observations tin hostility to tbn ex-wrvlce mon. Let them. They liave so frequently and persistently endeavored to make all who op posed their MOhemen appear aa onumles of. tho stale and Its citizens that such an effort on their part lias bocomo complimentary. In conclusion wo deal tn go very strongly on record. If tho so-called legion plan for hos pitalization Is crystalljed Into law by the legis lature, It will result In tlm most astounding profligacy nnd graft that Oklahoma has experi enced. Much Institutions:, provided at great ex pense, will bocomo sinecures for political l.imo ducks, objects of great appropriations nnd ml mlnlstrativo deficits In tbn future, and evrry man Identified with the undertaking will be thoroughly discredited. Tho state now hai so called educational Institutions that nro costing thousandH of dollarn per head for every wUident. Dora It want hospital! whoso upkeep will show a per capita cost per patient of "muny thou ti.mds ot dollars?" That will certainly bo the conaoquenro. That which took pluco at Doom, Holland, Saturday, must for the moment silence criticism, still hatred and srourgo Into their rawrns thu prejudices of peoples. As thu former emperor Htood bold his dead consort, under the rlgois of International politics forced to yield her re malna to tho hnnds of faithful friends and re tailors, ho wuh nothing 1bh nor mnro than a human being; torn, we may well believe, by tho porwinul gilcf of that solemn hour. In u senso ho had the rlRht that ought to be Inherent In every Individual to follow that grouaomn pro cosslon to the tomb, and Ihero pay hU last de votion to her who bud shared nut only Ills hon ora but hU punishments. To ocn him denied thin privilege, wilt buck to his lhlng tomb bereft, must touch the heart of every man. l'oor man! I'oor man! Itut noerlhoIrfli we can still slay, Just retribution! l'lMtrosi:. I'll count my life worth while If only they shall smile. If they have hearts to sing, I can bear anything. If lint the home 1 keep, Is blest with gcntlo Mcep. Knows laughter and content, I'll count my life well spent. If in mo they take pride, I shall bo satisfied. Culture may launch her blow, Itut steadfast I shall go. This dread nlone 1 fear That thev may suffer here, ti thej keep faith In me. t ndauntrd I shall be if only they shall smile 1 tl count my life worth while lopjright 1021 bj l.'dgar A ClucsO Oklahoma Outhursla j otih r.o in ti.v. I'erhapt one reason the Irish are having so mush trouble In ge'tlng rei ogiiltlnn. by other ftHtlons Is bemuse ihey are not using the proper argument. Ywi nevrr hear of the Hootrh get ting Into diplomatic difficulties, which may be scoounted for In the wide (Initiation of Scotch "(Hack and White" arid "Halg ft I Idle: ' Another funny thing In politics M the protest of Oklahoma democrats against the appoint ment of a negro an registrar of the treasury Thla ban been an appointment conceded tn ncgroa by aeveral Hilmlnlstra lions, Hnd the democrats nf Oklahoma tried hard to have I'realdent 'llon appoint a .Muskogee negro to thlrt ponltlon. Mr. Wilson Ignoreil the recom mendetlon and appointed an Indian. Harlow's Weekly In doing the Munkogee I'hne nlx a grievous InJuatb e. Ii continually rofors tn the I'hoenlx mo an Independent republican paper. Aa w understand It, the real purpose of the reorganisation of the Commute nf Onn Hun dred Is to force the movlo picture shows to nd-i vvriiav. It seemu to ua that the fathers nf the move ment are picking a henl time lo get a bill through longrean penwlonlng ox-pi indents. Iteally the only people who have n laugh com ing are the drart evadern and tho profiteers, Hill Hart's Intent dm meter (.nst la that of n minister. A man who lies featured as tho hero In so many wild west shows ought to nnmly drop into tho role of a minister. Slotne fif tbeae uinn.itAr ,1 . ...... t . . i ilny off and get Doctor Abet' bleu of how tn' run a newspaper In Turkey the maiket price .if when la Jl s;, ' Ibis. Inllmalen the Hnt.l Kagl.-. W as mislead log as the prbe nf an automohllo It la not tho flrii.st willed i mints, but the tip-keep. I llaromctvr of Public Opinion llcrti N "lliio Sciimi" AiMin-. I'MKor World A fow words for your IJnrometer, and If you nro kind enough to print hem, I hnpo everybody In town will read, not bccansi) there is anything very clever about It, but It might give us all a bit to think about. loo mile in said nnd not enough can bo mid agiilnm being personal. Many nn ovll loudly denounced does not cause half tho unhuppl ness tlmt Ha fault thin vice, almost-cnuVos. '!,St,.'l'"y J'ou ""','"' ""mo unthinking fund ofttlmcii not unthinking) person mako a liorsonnl renin rk Hint. ..in i, .... ..... ,(,,.,, ill mil n ni' Ollt Of he heart ,.f nun lt.. t... ..... .. . .. ....... w. iiiiisi mi i i,'.r.n'ii?,,IM''li,l'H "' " rtlfi degree against theso things, bm muny u hearlachu ha been! unkind' remark"" "m""",n n m,,)V!!iiC'!" "m1,':" ,,n lK'l.v educated; wo nro erHrnVnlllv . 1 "Ir"m'" wonderful hn.T v ' , WV .,',;m 1 ."" tn,cy "uccstry to make tho world go around, and It "doean't behoove any ,,f nn to talk about the rest of us " rniii i,,,4V0.,"" " '" Hf buol burning nro pltl. , ? , w""' " -''" to tho things that ...i,i . . 1 0 ,l.mal p woman. A poor shop girl with Just enough education to get by often haa nioro ordinary horso Nl,m than tho person ,y wi n i Nhji Is looked down upon. You know wnat rzi: 1,10 l,,,,"f " U'fs not bo personal. I.lfo'n too nhort to gj about hurting our fellowmen. Ilcforo wo talk lets remember tho (lolden Uulu. it will make us happier ourselves. MAItV KDHkMA.WV. An Alipmintloii of Air. Cnixiu. Kdltor World: .Muwio lovero iuid those Interested In tho musical dovulopmont and edu cation of Tulsa are Indeed Indebted to Robert Holm nnraftti. fnr- tl,n u, n.i . . i , . "..-ii"m, iiii.i- hi ariisiH that he has lirought to um during tho winter ', "' "". "rni as oniy our larger cl en an) privileged to hear, and at u prlco well within tho purw of all. Htrangcru passing through our city have been amazed to see mien artists as Caruso, (iardon, Hempel, Hriiwlali, Dentin. CMse, (luJIL Curcl. Krelsler, (lana and Warrenroth billed for re ultula bore, Hut recently the Chicago (irand Opera com pany, under the personal direction ot .MIkm Hardon, gave Tulsa u muulral treat that It will long remember. I trust this magnificent or gaulzatlon will return to us next year, and that Convention hall will prove all too small to ac commodate those who come. The undertaking of such a task nn Mr. Car son haa undertaken In not u itiuall one ami the good peoplo of TuIh.v ore not slow to appreciate It. Tulfla Is f.mt lieenmlm- n niln ..r ...l...... tlon of all kinds. Tho next few years will seo great strldcn made towards Iho advancement of our secondary luinltutlnns of learning. Mus ic will tako a leading part, and with such men as .Mr. Cumin working day und night to obtain for lis tho very best that can be procured. Tul sa In assured of Us share of good music. Next soaiKin an attractive array of artists will appear hero and I sincerely hope that Conven tion hall In taxed to Its utmost capacity nt every performance. t Mr, Carson bus won a high and busting place In the hiirals ot the music lovers of Tulsa, ino .Magic v ny oi me t-iHiiiiwrni. IIKOltllK (I. llll-I'AISD. Tho Can mi of Crime. Kdltor World. In following up tho crime wave lu tho dallv papers, have wondered it it has ever occurred to other parents as It has to mo tho very pi nimble, cause: Tho much abused and ofloo total disregard ot the com mands of Cod: "Whosoever shall smite then on tho right cheek, turn lo him tho other also." )n good for ovll and such truths as "A soft answer turneth awa wrath" Wo all are aware uf a new net of rules. 'Take your own p.nl", "I'igbt it out". "Don't let him run over you". "Whip him If be bothers you." Touchers an well as parenlH havti no patlenco with a child who will not fight, "coward", "elssy" arc URuall) tho titles ho ret elves. Now parents and teachers ot our young when you turn nvvay from the commands of (Sod lie withdraws his protection and wo urn left to tho mercy of Iho other spirit whoso mission It Is to fill lb" world with crime. l'lciiso let's all right-about-face, teach Hull's commands Instead of man's, and let tho next Yours for a better posterity, generation bo minus a wave uf crime. Tulsa. April 13. M I5S C. K THRAKHHR Answering Kjirncst Again. Kdltor World Hos are very rare creatures The very reason tlmt the girl suffers to be called "torn boy" today is tK'cause the lias net ed out too well the boys' pastimes of climbing trees', spinning tops ami playing marbles Why my dear Karnest. dresses wero never mado to climb trees In and It you doubt ms -word Just put one on and try to climb that treo across tho strcot. No doubt all of the great women ot todn wcro onco girls. Think of what a great char ity thoen boyB must havo received when tho girls allowed them to "see her homo." Karust dear, I nm nfruld you are a little young ct to debate on thexo drop subjects but 1 know you Mill learn by and by. Jump into your nlghtln now and will you think of her who tucks you in as "ono of those girls you were talking about" M A It t It K R IT K I -A l'O It O K US Kust l-)urteenth street, Tuisa April 9, Tulsa, Okla. ARISING FROM THE TOMB! Coprlhl IFiZI S-HERe! 5TAV THERE Sine th Intir mnt of tfit more or " WE'LL MAKE utlS The- movt reucious CourtTftY IN i"H6 WORLD 1 ' tUU.IITI'IV -3.SHXaa .V iliP'l III SWmk thli country ha luddcnty become very rellglout, judging from Ih million of bottle of champagn and other cholc win imported for tacramental pur pot. On the othtr hand, the health of the country ha been ttufdenly ihatttrett, judging from Ihe amount of liquor required for medicinal purpote. The Woman Who Loved - lly .IAN 10 I'linijI'S A MOMillN STOltV OV HOME and CHAl'TliMt l.III. .Morti Itiul News. I had not mentioned that Oard nor Kenyon hail brought mo homo when Robert bad failed to meet mo. It was from no deslru to hldo any thing, but I had been so hurt by Robert'a failure to meet me, that 1 hated to talk of uny-thlug connected with my homu-comlng. About n week lifter my return, llardner called. Wo wcro ut home, and I told tho maid to send him right up. Hubert greeted him picas aiitly, und wo had a pleasant hulf hour chatting about my visit to the mountains, and other things which seemed lu lutorcst Robert. .lust as Clardner was about to go ho said; "You should hiivo seen how dis appointed your wlfo was, Mr. Hep burn, when Mho had to accept my es cort homo tho night wo ciimo down from tho mountains. 1 was ii mighty poor subhtltuto if one could Judge by her looks." "Oh, It was very kind of you, antJ I appreciated It!" I hastened to say "but when ono cxpecta to seo n per on they nro naturally disappointed If they don't appear." Hubert looked from ono to tht other, lu so puzzled n manner thai I said: "This Is tho first I have heard ol It," Robert dryly answered, "Well ho did I had looked nl over for you and probably looked ue I felt ready to cry. Ku ho tool pity on me." iteally I must go," Kenyon broki In. Aild this tlmo ho got away. "Kept mighty quiet about thai 'fellow, didn't vouV" Robert ro seem to uvea, wiicn Hoarding Ho noted t.i mm tu can't nro ness," I thought a rlcd and met you." sarcasm in marked ns soon as wo wero alone "A lot of difference It mado wheth er 1 mot you or not!' "I was so hurt and disappointed I forgot nil about him!" X replied esentlng his tone. "He's tho sort a woman fogols illck, woll dressed, und holds n good position. I expect ho camn out or top when you compared us," "Now, Robert, aren't vou ash.iinco of yourself You should be, if you arc not." Ho had turned petuluntb away, and mado no reply. Hut when ho laid bis book dwn an hour later no remarked: 'That paragon nr yours didn't The Young Lady Across the Way other day The youm; lady across tho way says if tho cocking Is good at a hotei she docsn t curu miu.l about whut the lu'sine is like one Is in onu's ruuiu so mtlo anyway. M2 11 Th ChlcMO Tribune 1 1 TILL YOURE1 dead!!' 1 JOKW , 1 m . of Mr. Barleycorn and Earned business . r j f. i-i umh -i t Abe Martin s " upprove of tho wnv w you left tho room to get the lco wator, ho talked ns It h wero surprised that wo lived In a house." astonished when I told a . , ..... i i um hut. Keep limine, mil. i that it is uuv of his busi returned, "Pretended hi woman could not bo mar attend to business." 'Hut changed his mind when h Thcro was a world of Robert's voice. I was conscious I flushed as I recalled tht exact words Gardner Kenyon had used: "I Imagine you fill both posltloni well." "1 nm not such a bad wife, am' 1 Robcit7 And I know I nm a good business woman," I added. "You'rn tho latter nil right. I've not complained huvo 1?" "No you've not said anything." "Living ns wo do doesn't socm to strike anyone as being unythlni. they need envy us, does it?" "Peoplo mako me tired! Most ol thorn haven't a mind above thcli stomnchs. If a woman can or wanti to do anything except wash dlshoi and cook, they net ns if something was wrong with 1ier. I'm glad you aren't so narrow." "It Is a good thing, lin't It? Agalr that sarcastic tone. Then: "I mlghi as well tell you, Clerry, I'm not making very good nt Cnldlng's." "What!" "I'm not making much headway at Cnldlng's." "You don't mean mdan you huvi lost your position?" "No but whon I asked for tin promised raise, they lold mo I had not earned one. That's nil." "I'm sorry, Robert," 1 said uftei a moment. "It will come later." Yot ns I kissed him goodnight I felt more disturbed thnn I cared to lei him know, x more discouraged for him than ever before. Tomorrow Trouble. Grand forced palo o' buggy whips, petticoats an' niUHtacho cups nt th' Vrndo Palaco t'day. Speakiu' o' automobiles, wo kin recall when a fcllor with J3.000 could buy a home, a horso and a phncton, go t' Pblla tlclphy Ccntcnnlul an' opun a bhnk iccount. I.uiiil Description. A comedian tells of a colored penco officer who ciinw on tho "lot" seek ing n mulatto charged with the "crime" of stealing a ham. "You can't flnil him running around In this blind fashion," sale! tho comodlan. "Don't you know what ho looks like? Can't you supply n description of somo sort?" "Yes, sab. ah certainly can," re plied tho plainly puzzled officer. "Lommo see as Oh remembers it. He's got a smooth chin an' u -ough voice." A Story by William Archer. A story Is told by William Archer, tho Knglish dramatic critic, who has como to America to supervise the production of his melodrama, "The CJreen Goddess." At a recent London dinner, George Iternard Hhavv wns the guest ot honor. Tho toastmnster lu Intro ducing him said that a certain club In London recently bad voted on "Who nro tho thrco most famous living Kngllshinon?" Tho balloting showed George Iternard Shaw, Lloyd George and Chnrlle Chaplin far In tho lead. "And I can't help wondering," said tlm toasliiiastcr. "how Mr. Khnvv likes the company In which he finds himself." "I don't mind Charlie," spoko up Mr Shaw. Well Lit Vp. The potency of hnmnmndo hooch Is frequently commented upon. Vhe Atchison Globe reports tho .-m- ot an Atchison man who was kicking and tdriking n white way post. "What aro you trying to do?" a policeman asked lllm. "I nm trying to m.iko tho folks let mo In," replied tho man. "I know they nro homo for I can see tho light upstairs." -Cappers. .lolled tlio Conductor. Tho conductor of u Rock Island train got tho shock of his llfo the when ho sought tn eject a fine looking woman from tho smok ig car Presuming she hnd entered It by mistake, ho offered to nsslst tier to move tier buggago Into tho other car. "Mind your own busi None of This ness." sho snapped. I gucBS I know what I want to do." And taking a Missouri mccrchoum nnd a sack nf WhenYouBuy smoking tobacco from her bag. she lighted mi This Is getting to bo a hard world for tho gallant man. Cappers. Stutciheut Inaeounito. A college professor wnR caught by his wlfo kissing tho parlor maid. I am surprised " said his wife. "My dear," replied tho professor "how often must 1 tell you not to maltreat tho KnglUh languago? It It) I who um surprised. You aro mere ly astonished." fi Piano from Jenkins t We will not pay a commission to your friend for helping us sell you a piano. Our priced aro lowest and right elm the Jenkins Plan of Ono Price No Commission could not havo survived. Tho popular shell frnmo with best quality lentes, nro ground . ..$6,50 AMtKIlSO.V, AT HOSWEIiIAS Kew Pianos $.tl and l' OsagR 3 1.13-3 1.1 1 The Horoscope Th ttars Incllna hut Aa nil , . ICPU llll W Mcaur. M...Xi, ritlDAV, APHIli 23, 1 112 1 Tho dun dominates the rule of this day, accor In,.- ' M. f'l' I. ' art hi. ' U ' no 4 l troiogy, and Is In ben fi while Uranus and Jupit,r friendly. Vonus nnd Satj'ti Verse. This swny Is most f, ambitions, especially to nsplro to fortuno or posiii tho favor of persons Jn pi.,, fluencc. It Is ii lucky day fne .. seek positions or who . w u for Pioymcnt, but not fort .in women. Ono of tho problems Out ,n much oonsldored In tho f , , ,, ei'ii'J i". ivumuil n ail I it, who find themselves b,.l ,. t .iRa 'lid S'tn vh "i irrr 'er nf ' tli fir ' th, imsW alone when they nro old T ueclnro that bocnuso m win success lu business dn i , tlwo will nn Increasing n n those who need loving c,u. end of their lives. There Is nn augurv of nr. those who bestow gifts while this configuration pre reflex from thcln being cx helpful. Growth of spiritual cnn.ae among tho peoplo Is Indl. I'rnnus. tho planet to wbl wbl. b ia aV t Hin'ii-di-ite trlbuted the Interest Phenomena so prevalent liiw inii'itc. ly nrter tnc war. This Is not a fsvorablr d love affairs or weddings. -.u - Hit. urn (.corns to bode 111 for tin f j t separations and tinhapptm - I. probable. Again tho divorce qu'iUMi w r be widely considered and hi rliurohos will be grcatlv ri.m.rn it, but the sors declare that mitrr r.. laws rather than divorce l.tws mi be changed In the future Trade und commerce nr wi ii . reeled today. Huslnes ten'. ri should be better, although f.ni i mny bo morn than ever rib-.s itiyflcil Tho liso to fame of n Ktaterosi'' Is prognosticated. Ho w.ll ! omt a great leader who puts l a mv Interests In the background It ,i prophesied. J All who are wise will d '.n tf speculate, for there will b? 'jrprifpj In business developments. Persons whoso blrthdvt It 'i should nvold pleasures and r pany during tho com'ig which may bo n strenuous ""i revelation of character wcakr' -wrs may astonish the possessor Children born on this div riv be much given to netf-Indulcen but should be gifted. These snbK-r's of Taurus mny not bo much I" tercsted In business. Denny's Notebook Kundey afternoon I came hnm and rang the bell to get Sn. and ai of a suddln I had a lndcer, think ing, G, I. know wnt, 111 clime In 'he parlor window nnd whoever opon tho door wont see enybndv out thero nnd thoyll think theyro April fooled. Wlch T quirk climbed thrnn 1h parlor window and snuck errot.nd In tho hall nnd tho frunt doo- vs open nnd pop wns standing on 'h top step In his slippers looking "n and down tho street, nnd I iu. k shut tho front door to mako It e -on more of n serprlze, nnd pop tried tli dnornob nnd tho door was locked, nop saving, Confowned tho link, how did that door blow shut with out n broth of wind to blow it And ho rnttlcd If llko enythln. tun ing, And mo out beer with mv slip pers on nnd no key nnd not a o! Id llko to get n hold ot the silly an tlint rang this bell, Mo thinking. G. Wlch Jest then somebody stv'H to go past, being Mr. Stmkina. n telling him by his voice, s nvirur Well, well, well, going to take . wawk In your slippers, rotts- Haw haw haw. Very funny Im sure. If I cat-h t'o clown that rang mv bell bo wont' think Its so funny, sort pop. Mo thinking, Holey smoaks I better not open tho door yet, this t fcarsc. And I snuck up stairs and peeW out tho 3rd story window nnd pt' legs was Jest going throo tho purtf window on account of tho rest M him being throo allreddy, and M. Slmklns wns still standing H"'''" laffing, and I snuck buck to mv room nnd not under the bed 1n c,i pop started to look crround t i house. Wlch ho dldent, nnd after a w" I suck out of the house nnd ram tho bell ngen nnd pop opened tli door nnd I wnwkod In tho r-gular way ns If It was tho ony way 1 ever went In, nnd pop dldent my cny thing so neither did I. W kit : NwM r.lTaTSHH a If HTml mm You do not need a third party to holp you buy a piano from Jcnklni. tho ' Jenkins Plan" protocta youj guarantees you the best piano for your money. Tho Jonklns Guarantee has been good in Kansas City and Southwest for 43 years. Think of that when you tuy n piano. JIB rends a Used Piano home. J 25 sends a New Piano home. New Plajrr Pianos i n - ...1 IT SO(la'llJsir; rZ. A. .1. CHIPi; Munaficr So,,,h M"'"