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SI A TULSA DAILY WORLD, THURSDAY, MARCH 9, 1922 I: 4 i TULSA - WORLD Publlahad IJvary Morning, Inii4lfi iinili BY TjlE WORLD PUBLISH I NGCO. KnluM t tha Tiiiaa. roaHifttf a w-nii1 ''.' JMs ! XU',MnP.n OP A ITDIT III-nKA 1 1 i K r I II ( ' 1 1 I.ATION ' MHMnKfl OP TUB AKHoriATK.I) PHKSS Th AmmUIMI J'taa In rti lualvoly antltlad ll III for rapubllc Mlon tt Mil sa rttapatrlia rtHid lo It m rot ntharwlta rraattart In thla ftpar nil alio Ill loesl rw publUhi1 liirln nUll'Cltll'TION 11ATKS lit MAll. IN APVANCR PAIIiT AND BIJNPAT DAILY OHht Om Tr IS0 rtn Yasr IT.M Pit Mentha 14 II Hit Mnntlis II I! Thraa- Monlhl II l lhtf Monlha tt II Ona HlBnll) . It Una M ants . UTS' PAY ONLY On Taar 1. M Msnlh ..... v.L? IIT OAHtUHtl IN OUISIUB TOWNS Tar Waak .11 Tar Manth, III AH.nc. . . . '..II rar Taar, In Aanr. . lmii M HY CAtlfUKK IV TI'I.KA, SJl Nil ail'RINna, AW insn roKK. nAii.r and sunuat rr tfik Ttr Menlh. In aaanra :..' far Taar, In AS n a ... . .. . , . .j, . !z. ;0J rilONS oaAtlB roR AI.l. nUPAUTMBNTS drawing any opproMous remarks It tuny have mails on n tirevlmin oeswsloti and to oxprosi l ho hope Hint nothing It has aald regarding this manor occasioned pain. liiblc Thought for Today .Mm i ll II. HAFKTV OK T1IK I'KHI'KCT' Heboid, Ond talll nut rant away a perfect man, neither Will )ie help the evil door. .loh 8: M. tiiu tih:atv iii.it.vrr. There la nothing new or Illuminating coming ut of tho senate treaty debate now mi In earn est. Olil nlraw 1 lioln threshed nrer, giving evidence of a pride of opinion rather than an earnest conviction of either conscience of Jlldg , menU Tlie truth of tho matter Is thnt ronslderhblg ' that Is holm? aaM liy both sides to tlm eontro , ersy la htino and CiOiislnnrnble lindlspuied (uith. .lust n Henntor New claimed for tho 'four-power pact more, iniioh more, than con he reatwnnbly expected of It, an Senator King In lespntullug nssorted greater danger ly- reason ' ft lis ratification than thoro In nhy ground for ; upcctlnf. t "Tlin jirnmlaea of rptlilttlon In national rx peiiKoa unilor thla ' Hliwrmntiiont lttnn." xahl 'Henntor Klntr, "nro folly." We think thnt Is mori than llkoly to ho ' true. ISxperlenoo nhow that (ho anvlnc in one respect la nioro than lltiiilitntoil hy oxppiitllturrB "In nnolher. Tho naval liolhtny nKrcpincnt iIoph, on paper, ahow a tremcniloiis oavInK In npllal uhlp conatructlon, hut wo nhnro tho feara of thu Utah eonator thnt an pipial, If not r croater aum will he pxpondwt hy tho navy on other form of armament, offoli.ilvo aptt flo ManNlvr. "Amerlcnna will bo Bronlly illanppolntetl In tho operation of tho niariimnent plan," ficn - ntor KIiib conllniioil. Wo think thla Is truo. lk'ciiUHc, linuover much tho American puhllo oxpeeta, Hioko who renohed tho Inte.rnnt'loiml accommoiliitlon nrn not nnmlinlfiil of tho fnct 'that tho JmpoKHlblo was nttamptoil and that lienco la nt matlo by International nKrccmonts 'but by (ha illnpoaltlon of peoples ami govern imcnla. This tinper has never viewed with onthunlnsm t .i .,. .it.in,,,,. nnllllrnl movpinpiits iloalKUCil lliunu vwii ' ..... i A I'ATAIi AII.MISSIO.V. The hoiixn eommltlee tleallng with hon lex lalatlon mails a fatal admlaalon whn It voMlt down th propoaltlow to pay thu bum la, or any other jtovarnmental benefaction provided for ox-aervlca men, to their relatives In lhoo ran whero Ilia original aotdler had dltd In thn Interim, llecatMM tt there wera a alnfla venllae of leaal or moral claim upon the governmonl to pny anything; additional to the men who worn the uniform, aiitely Hnch tlalm would bo to the lielra and pxacnlnr. Jlnl the demand that thla provision be added to the bill ftKPted evan th timid Mills who hava flexed the knee and oiitrasatl eonacleiice by yielding a principle as falae aa Imden, Tho commltteo membertthlp thus frankly oontaawM that It Ik cowardice ami not Judg ment or statecraft which forces It to report out the bonus bill. Oklahoma Outbursts ll OTIS t.OIITON. A calomel expert says It Is not peanlmlam. but a had liver and a bad breath whlih affects this colyum. 'mi! ciiosiiii: mucins cask. The decision of the supremo court of Okla homa In the Croshle Heights case was In no sense a mirprtse. It was anticipated. No In formed pen-on haa ever accepted the orlalnnl decision In thla cae as sound In clthsr law or morals. N'nr has any sueii person over doubled for a moment what the actions of the hlghor courts would be, Tho regret In Unit considerable time must elapse bsfoio the catio can be renchiM) by tho supreme court nt the United Mains. When It la. Justice will be done. Which Is tantamount to saying that title to tho property Involved will bo confirmed In those now possessing It. Thn courts of this country the highest courts at least cannot bo successfully used to Inflict damnh'o and commit an outrageous wrong. 'Die Arkansas (larettn think this "put and lake" game was originated by a man who Is always putting out a lot of advice and never taking any In. One Tulsa lady fan says the only objection she Imh In Jim Crawford for mayor li some of the umpires he permitted to loam In McNulty parK last season. The girl on South Main saya she saw a robin foraging In the bark yard the other day, and she Immediately hegan to Inquire who the um pires will be this season. One Tulsa mother says ahoiii all the Joy she Mh out of life In trying to show the various ilnUKhters-ln-liiw her only son brings Into thu family how to keep house. A Tubn lady called up some dayn ago to say that she did not know much about Tltla Ituffo's technique aa a singer but be certainly does know bow to kiss u lady's hand. Wo nt out a new feature for th eilltorl.il page Hih other day sod Ihe foreman wanted to know what to do with the "Young Indy Across the Way." lie was told to let her run wild. Mr. Iliirliink Is demonstrating what happens lo a tun ii whi n he grow old. He is sdvotatlng inn prnpagniinn r riiiitiien under too Maine, lilies he recommends fur the growing of apuda. A CIlOTItSQlin HNDKAVOIt. It Ih amusing or It would bo wero It not so tragic to pco tho frenxlcd efforts of tho con gress to nppeaso tho rclflsh lint of tho bonus grabbers without Inflicting a too pronounced barm tin tho country nt large. The constant effort In disguise, 'dissemble, camouflago thn ront offect of tho unsound leg islation Is pitiful. An If money could bo grabbed out of tho nlr or plucked off bushes without all of us being compelled In ono wny or another to supply It from thrift and indiistryt Just now tho politicians seom happy because they bellovo that they hnvo bit on a plan whoro by tho bonus chorus may bo yielded to without tho country as a wholo feeling tho lmneful ef fect until nftor tho next congressional election. Thn new plan calls for lstiaiico to soldiers of nothing nioro than certificate of Indebtedness I. O. H.'s Imucd by tho government; on which thn soldiers, It Is predicted, will bo nhlo to bor row money from their banks. Congressional leaders aro happy because they profesa to belluvo that thero will lio neither f-to catnbllsh unlvorsal penco. All such nro futllo serious objection to this form of bonus nor and n't times moro mlschlovnua than otherwise, harmful effoct upon tho country, Tho nalvoto If International Mntesmcti nt any given inomont would speak their truo minds they would nd . vleo their rceepecllvo nationals that war springs from tho Inherent imturo of man nnd not from a multiplicity of Instruments at hand. Anil wo nro very prono to bellovo that all In ternational Mntesmen would nlso My that tho best gunrnnleo ot peace In tho world would bo for all peoples lo adopt a polley ot attending to their own business, recognlilpg tho flnldon ltulo ns their guldo, rather than seek to bring about an artificial condition ot great fltnulnesa nnd thoreforo ot great combustlblo qualities by establishing contractual relations of a moat un- naliir.it sort. However, tho demand of tho hour and tho ' day has been and Is for International accom modation and ngrceniont. Thoreforo tho treaties before tho aonato mark a substantial compli ance with such demand nnd an appreciable progroaslvo step. They nro tho best ponslblo nvallable. 4 Tor gentlemen to urgn thnt tho four-power pact la a Uolatlon of tho traditional American policy against entangling nlllances Is for gen tlemen to onuso a smile ot incredulity. It Is . most certainly no audi thing. Ilecausa thero is not a nlnglo commitment In the entire treaty novo nlono that which obligates this country to - dlscuaa in a reasonable way nny dovolopmcnt In tho J'aclflo which touches tho recognlicd ' rights ot tho four powers signing (ho lnstru ' ment. Tho World believes that all of these treaties ' not ono of them olthcr aa bonoflclal or an menacing as painted will bo flnully intlfled by tho senate with votos to aparo. While much 1 oratory ami Intemperate language will bo spilled between tho moment they woro laid before tho senate and thn moment when this is finally ao . .ompllshed, it does not expect to hoar n thing of Importance said on cither aide, not a thing which will cvon afford groundwork for a po litical coup now or In the future. It wonders why thero Is not universal dl ' position In the senate to ratify them without delay and thus take the question ot foreign re , latlona out of our dally political controversion. of audi thought is anything but renssurlng. If tho facilities ot tho financial system nro to bo completely occupied In taking caro ot bil lions of dollars of mich socurltlrs, whoro will tho money como from tn act tho Industrial and commercial fabrlo upon a normal basis? And whore, In tho long run, must tho money como from to ennh thoso certificates of Indebtedness? "Wo ore not concerning ourselves aa to tho sourco of the money," suavely explains Com mander MacNItlur. "That is tho buslnos.t of con gress. Wo are simply demanding that tho bonus bill bo ndopted." Wo say It would be nuiuslng. this grotcstiuo combination ot hlgh-hnuded selfishness and po litical Irresponsibility, wero It not so tragic! Ono ot tho phenomena of tho day Is tho braggadocio spirit ot heroes. Throughout tho annals ot human history ono ot thn qualities ot heroism, universally Insisted on was modesty. No man can do a beroio deed and then step forth beforo tho miiltltudo nnd oiarlon forth his heroism ami his virtues. Such a ono In stantly dcgeneratei to a cad, a bounder nnd a poltroon, Now It seems to lie different. "Ho thnt tooteth not his own horn tho samo shall not bo tooted." That seems to bo the accepted shibboleth of the twentieth century. It Is a matter ot dally occurrence for some fellow to atrtit to tho center ot tho stago nnd declaim, "Heboid Jour country's savior! What aro you folks golne lo do In tho way ot a purso or a medal to show your appreciation?" Mnyho they come In (hat form nowadajv. Tosslbly vlrtuo Is no longer wrapped In a modest pack age, but is labeled like a snake enter with n modern menagerie. For us, howover, we still Incline to a mother's oft-repeated Injunction. "Lot another, not thlno own tongue prnleo thee." .i ANOrilUt HAVflKU PASSIM). All Tulsa rejoices because ot the dismissal ot the injunction suit against the Spnvluaw bonds. Thus haa another danger to the community been safely pasoed. , f On behalf of the citizens of Tulsa, who har bor no malice towards anyone, Tho World do- ' elrcx to thank the plaintiff tn this case, Mr. N. ft 8. Davis, for yielding to reason and permitting himself to bo moved to a righteous not through kindly consideration for the ontiro community. Tho boet of us mako mistakes. Only tho bet of us, In tho truest nnd most accurate sense. acknowledge mistakes and se,ok to . make amends. Whatovor tho motlvo that Unpolled tho gentlemen in tho first place, tho fact re mains that in his magnanimous notion dismiss-. Inp th! suit ho has acted lllto a truo Tutsan. Tho "World takes (his means of publicly with. r Just Folks Copyright, 1023, by lidgar A. Oueit. Till'. l lltST ltOHIN Winter days tiro cold ami long, Hut the robin with bis song One bright morning, crisp and clear, Comes to tail us Spring la near, Kindly bird that braver tho storm, Quits the sunny south ami warm b'or the north, ntlli draped in snow. Von are like the friends I know. When I suffer In despair And my nlHhts nrn tilled with care, They, too, leave their Joya behind To bo co mt fort I iik nnd hind. When my heart with grief is numb, They, too, bravo tho storm and come To bn near mo nnd to share All tho burdens 1 must boar. Though mid pleasures illcy might slny lo their Eiinliy fur nwus Boon I find them culling here, Messenger of faith ami cheer Touchstones of Success I'lom "Tourhatonaa of aura.M Copjtlnht Vtr Piibltatiliis Company. Hut the governor hasn't Mid a word about tho buslnoss conditions of Mexico. I.OVI2 roil HIS VOCATION', CONSTANT sTt iiv, ( ii.ii,irri:it ami iiahd WOKK. Hy HUNItV WOOHWAItt) HACK KIT, New York City, lawyer. The seciet of nuccesa cannot bo told In words. Nor tinea rii- iruly Miicceaaful man legard him self ns niicIi, bocnuso he reallzea how far short ho has fallen of Ills highest alms. Hu:ccff la relative. What pusses for It with sonm soema nearer failure to other. Kspeclnlly Is this true of thn legnl profession. Thn most then that a lawyer oalled ti pun to express tin opinion on tho subject cull wisely do Im to tell what 1 1 Li observation anil experience hnvo taught lit in to regard tii tho foundation prin ciples of tho aiiccowiful pursuit of the law. If I wero to put Into tho fewest words theso essentials, I should state them lit thl.i order: 1'lrnt. Lovu for tho hiwyer'n vocation nnd be lief In It, ns affording ono of tho greatest of opportunities for usefulness ami effective serv Ice. Keeontl. l.onc years of study, ot persistent, painstaking, self-sacrificing atudy. Third. Tho cultivation or tun creat meniai and moral quality which tho celebrated ewny of Or, John Foster has for generations done milch to nstlll Into tho lives of tnousniiils oi distinguished Hngllsbmen and Americana, 'de cision of character. ' The legal nuviser woo haa developed tho art and tho power lo reach clear nnd dcflnlto conclusion nnd can stalo convincingly nnd with confidence tho renaoiis why thoao conclusions should bo tho ground for action is tho mnfi tn whnsn counsels the lenders in tho business world will alwayw turn aim upon whom they will rely. Fourth. Devotion to tho Interest of the client, regardless of tho Interost of tho lawyer him self, remembering thnt tho highest function ot tho good lawyer la pot to get his client out of legal trouble, but to' keep him out. With tils must go thn courage to give unwelcome, ns well aa welcome, ndvlce. Fifth. Huch oystomtitlc modern organization ot tho law offlcn that the client shall bo mndo to feel that every matter entrusted tn It, whether ot small or tho greatest Importance, will receive as exact anil skillful attention as It It wero tho only huslnesa In hand. Sixth. Hlgnrous rules of personal nnd office profeaslonol conduct. Foremost, accuracy; ac curacy of statement to client, to court ami to opponent; accuracy of professional work, as great as tho most meticulous pare can produce. With thla goes tho maxim that whatever is wrong In tho transaction of law huslnrfls may bo explained, but never rxcuaed. Next, prompt ness of performance of whatover la to bo ac complished. Then, unremitting Industry, uni form .courtesy nnd constant enjoyment ot tho work. Hcvnnth. A senso of obligation for unselfish publlo usefulness. Tho training and profca slonnl life of tho lawyer ao fit him, nnd glvo him such opportunities, for servlco to his com mimltv nnd to Its Institutions which aro devoted to tho general welfare, that tho nbleat lawyer who falls to glvo freely of his time ami en deavor to further their promotion haa fallen far short of tho highest succosa. It boa been my good fortune to know many of tho' most successful American lawyer) prac ticing during the Ian 40 years, some of Ihem Intimately. Not n few ot them havp had other dlxtlUKUlshlng and noble qualities, Hut I have not known n single great lawjer among them whoso nrofesslonal success was not grounded primarily upon tho essential I havo enu Barometer of Public Opinion THE MAN WITH THE HOE (CcpyrlitiW lBISi Br Tka Chloto Tribune.) I I nff Men Have Social Duties, Too HY NOHA COI.K SKINNKIl LITTLE, ' BENNY'S o. his way, Henry In Inimitable began ono of his Htorlea by saying: "Tho tabby has hla lolnt of view Second tho Nomination. Hdltor World: I wlah to Hccontl tho nomina tion of J. M- Humphreys of James Hepburn or Okmulgee. Okla., for governor of Oklahoma, on any good ticket, knowing Hep. for many years. I know he will do just wnat no says no win uu. the country needs Just such nn officer as he would make. Welcetka. Feb. 29. A. C. HIXON. Alaiut the Caa Company, Kdltor World: 1 will wrlto thla in regards to tho Oklahoma Natural Ooa company, t have been a constant render for the last 13 sears lot the Tulmi World. I have been using ga for tho last 12 years off and on. 1 got gas out in the flnld at Ivleter, for a long time for nothing, Just by tapping thn gnu Una but after awhile they commenced charging ua (1 for a stove, then they put on meters for IS cent per thou sand, then they built the gas line to Oklahoma City nnd rutted our gaa to "& cents, then run It that wnv for a lonst lime on 25-rcnt uas. but they finally got to raising the gas rates until now they claim they can t mako money on 06 cent gaa. The Oklahoma Natural Oas company la get ting to bo a graft from atari In flnl.h when- over they want to raise In gas nil they havo to do Is to list $110,000 of atock, put It up lo 13,000. 000 and K before tho corporation commission people. They take their J 50.000 wortli of stock nnd figure to glvo them a pioflt on fa, 000.000 after they get tills fi&-rent raise on their gas, they cut off the gas and shoot yun ireflii ir turouan your meter. That wnv thc are making over 1.000 per cent to what they weie making four moiuha ago. My gas bill for ueceinoer, m.i was la.ia and for January 1932. was tSU UO. Quito a lot of dirfereiu-e. Wa can't expect anything better for thev nre mak ing too much per cent on their investment. They have this money to graft with. 1 think the beet thing wo can do Is to do away with this corporation rommlshlon, nerve Injunctions against the Oklahoma Natural from cutting off the g. All consumers pay tboir gas bill by their December, 1021 .eading, then let Tulaa and Oklahoma City ralso 14, 000, 000, then the other towns ralao J t. 000. 000. Five million dol lars will put us a gaa line; In Unit wo can get gaa for 25 or 110 cenia per thousand I haven't anything tnvself but 1 will sutwrlho $100 at on.'O Willi no tntcirst on my moocJ oly to get . timprr gaa Tina mo,,-) in bo gotten up In C4 hours, I.ct ii-j all C-' together and do some thing a' once and put tho Oklahoma Natural Oas company out ot bulnc-3, Shamrock. , iVT H, D. .. I . t'ty I nm occasion- f V iiA,.jtV V ll"y reminded " Iff! Mm 1 that thero nro t&F fJW A two bijcs to a gc..f" question. Nora Colo Skinner biu'tlmn 1 thnt there aro Iwo sldss. In fact, ho i lie times It Is hard to keep from arguing both wuys, nt least ac knowledging extenuating circum stances, or plniltudlnuusly remark ing that thero aro exceptions to ail rules. Hut at the time thero can lio no riding tho fence. However, I but talk to the guilty, not to the innocent. It does me good to bo challenged by a husband In defense ot his wife. And bo has a good topic- "I'd llko to ask you what you think about thla," ho began. "I ti K rco thnt its all rlKht ami very nice to Invito thoe people to your homo for u family meat who llvo away from their own vino nnd flg treo nnd must thereforo eternally cat nt boarding houses nnd restau rants, but what nbout the guys thnt you invito time nnd ngaln, year in and year out, who come, havo great times, oat big dinners that your wife has slaved to cook, and never in any way return tho hospitality, not n sign of appreciation In tho form nt an Invitation to a show, dinner down town, or oven a rldo In their cnr. I'm Just nbout fed up on that hlntl of bird." Slnco l'vo been asked what I think, first I'll soy I'd havo long Mnco quit Inviting those same guys ' iiKalu and iigntn. and possibly after trying to play tho good Samaritan to several and finding they ull acted alike, I'd lie "fed up." too. Needless to say thero arc many men ami women who should hnvo tho hospitality of our homes who have no car. cannot uriorii theater or movie tickets, or guests nt a meal down town, hut obviously thla man knows what lies talking about, and nt leant some of "tho guya" bo nnd his wife have tried to lio nice to could easily havo returned their hospitality. It rather shows tho conceit of man. I think, that he feels hu suffi ciently repays tills friendly couple for tho time, cost and labor expend ed In hla behalf, by accepting their Invitation "tlmo nnd again, giving them tho pleaauro of an evening In his comiNiny, nnd iiiagiiunlmously expressing effusive thanks when ho goes to depart, Then, on the other hand, be is both iRiiorant ami thoughtless. Hh tloes not know Juxt how much trouble It la for a woman to pre pare a pretty, delicious meal, how much tlmo It baa taken from her other dally duties, and how much actual expenm It haa meant In tho i calm of fmatue. The -ouplo nat urally recount nono of tins, but ex tend tho hospitality Rraclously and Willi apparent ciihe He assumes Its all in tho day's run for them nnd his being present meant no moro than adding an extra plate, knife, fork nnd spoon. Then, loo, slnco tho vacation from making that weighty decision be tween pork ronst and beef nt thn restaurant brings so much pleasure to him. why should anybody clo enro to voluntarily tnko such a yoko upon them? nut ho doesn't Know, it is a great treat for a woman to get awuy from preparing a meal at home, or from even planning one, If sho has a maid, an agreeable sensation to tlreas tn her best Instead ot her worst in an ticipation of tho evening repast, nnd quite a thrill to havo nn lnvl tntlon to the movies that was not wrung out of her husband nt tho ex pense of harmony and tho family ravings account. Men aro a hit selfish In their ac tual proclivities. They aro not prono to extend hospitality unless they get actunl plensuro out of It themselves. Possibly they havo to regard so mnny obligations In busl- nes. that they want tn forget such things when It comes to tno out side. It is another matter ns to why they would not find plensuro in ex tending hospitality hero In turn, but whether they would or not, It they nro going to nccept courtealei from others, certainly, ns far aa It Is In their power, they should null;; somo effort toward recompense Flxetl principles or no fixed prin ciples, thus far It's held, tho piper must bo paid. Abe Martin tKOTE BOOR The Horoscope The start tnellns hut do not r.nt,l Cpt. Hit. by UcCIur Ntwip.lt t,0't Thurnlny, March 0, 1022. Astrologers interpret this as rath. cr an uncertain day. While cnus nnd tho Hun aro in bencf'. ns-)tct Jupiter, Neptune, Mars and t ianiV aro all adverse. rf women navo tno ocst pof ' 0 CD portunltles under this rule i;,ic,. est men of wealth and lnfluti -0 i. business projects. Importers, modistes nnd n."n.,. should profit greatly while tt.,. , ,jn. rigurntion prevnus. Tho seers prophesy that trjniw of women soon nro to become '.cadi of great organizations, rniiwn -run. agers, bank presidents and r anu. torturing experts. While today Is favorable t,, the ousiiiess nsiuraiions of worn, i u , also promising to their en'lntnti nopea. Thentcrs should benefit under tliit rulo which Is also helpful t- nnd actresses. Depression In certain lines ot trade la foreshadowed by the a'par. of Jupiter, but it will bo tu tfm porary ami must not bo re. . -n,jel)' The sccrs give warning Umi n'i depressing nnd destructive timugi.ta, will bo peculiarly dangerous ti ra tional prosperity during tho n.ming six months. Mnrs again threatens and with evil suggestions nrcms to lndi' ir that recourso to arms may tie tie.es- sary, owing to somo unexr.-.tcd danger. Again thero Is peril ln.la'e,l through some sort of epldemi ami the utmost cleanliness Is enjome i. Special attention to tho f-.mi'arv condition ot cltlea la Impcra'ne .t this tlmo when Now York, Winning, ton nnd Hoston ns well n in'and centers of population may t iffer from n contnglous disease. Tho conjunction ot Mercury nd Uranus in tho eighth bouse nt ths time of this month's new nvon li hold to lndlcato activity In investi gating psychic phenomena. - A lawsuit Involving prominent persona and hinging on on re searches is foretold. Persons whoso blrthdate It havo tho nugury of a happy year In the domestic circle. There mav b business annoyance. The young will court nnd marry. Children born on this day may be quick-tempered and fond ot spending money, but tnlcntr.i aM able to win success ns empire. gosh, pop, you'd of gave it up lens ago if you had left mo tell you wat I was going to tell you last time. How so, wy would 1? sed pop. ami I sed. Because wnt I was going tn toll you last was that most of ilio.n peeces dont belong In that puzzl. they belong tn another puzzle and they both all got mixed up together anil some's In thnt box and some. In nnother box, you cant say I chdent try to tell you, pop? You cant say I dldcnt throw tin hold confounded lot out tho ba it wlndo, sod pop. Wlch ho did. ' The Young Lady Across the Way Wcstlduay I was looking over somo of my old things to see it 1 1 had cnythlng I dldcnt know I had, nnd I found a old Jig saw puzzle, the Ideer being to put nil the peeces to gether rito and mako a plckturo of a man wheeling a wheel barro, and after supplr I started to put it to gether In tho cuing room and pop came In und started to look over my shoulder, saying, Youre as slo as mullnsses, get away from there and let a expert do It. Mccnlng him, nnd ho sat down and started to put it together, saying, Thla goes beer and that goes there nntl this goes hecr, O Im tho original Sherlock Homes won It comes to Jig saw puzzlos. And prltty soon ho Btnrtcd to go slower and slower and tako peeces obt ot one place and put them some wares cits, nnd I got tired watching him nnd started to reed Tho Boy Scouts Amung tho Indians, nnd after a wllo I looked up enylng, O, alnt you finished yet, pop? Neerly, neerly, dont dlstrack my attention, sed pop. And after a wile I stopped reeding agon, saying, Gosh, pop alnt it done yet? Dont interrupt mo, I told you. 1 Jest saw ware this peeco belonged nnd now youvo got my mind off It und I cant find tho place, now not another werd, do you understand? sod pop. Wlch Jest then I thawt of something, saying. O, O, pop. Quiet, wat did I Jest finish saying to you? sed pop, and I sed, But O. not), and non sed. 'Not a werd. And ho kepp on trying to put it together for nbout a hnlf a hour moro nnd then all of a suddln ho mussed It all Tho young lady across the up mad, saying, I glvo It up, con- lsays sho believes In governmei t t ai found the thing, nnd I sed, Well trol of public futilities, What git us la why til' movlo In dustry wants f hlro anybuddy by th" year that kin clean up anything? as big aa th' postofflco department In a fow wceka. It seems like th' hardest thing is bcin' t;ood without parndin' It. t 4 ,J I.M.ll .IV,.wnli AikljaOnfiaav, Don t look for lost boys In n potato patch. Parents raise kids and kids raise something else. & ar TTusic Is Easential rv UTMOST OUR, POLICV 3ee ihi$- LBu SIOAHONTH CASH. The best ctenographers nro not the best lookers. Others mind our business, but let' us do the hard work. Appendants and gall atonfMmvo bought many a new auto for tho doctors, (Jlrls, tell jour fellow' ho Is a "genius," and tho wedding will soon follow. He: Heck Says: "Tho lnjlno house liar Js generally tho champion, of thcj town,'1 - Built according io our- specifications Welmotfffs efcrj partand Weknotfii is good iltrougnarid ihtouah AtoutpnceibVprthcaanotDedaplica miyfJherc3eeit-hehr-ztand Buy it at our-dlore If ijou frnitcalf-tfrito A. J. CIUPE, Manager 417 South .Main Street Osngo 3133-3131 PEi 0 L.U1 in IK 0n SI' v s f c I.' I is lie til' Off (' ill I.' an O bo CO to fa C" ill II, Hi A n ! h o n I - a