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10 TULSA DAILY WORLD, SATURDAY, AUGUST 12, 1922 Laughs Make You Live Longer-Here's a Page of Life Just Folks Copyright, 1 92 2. l y Edgar A. Quest. The Lny of the Troubled Golfer His eye was wild nnl his fnco was laut with nriKur and linte and rage, And the things ho muttered were much too strong for the ink of the printed page. I found him there when the dusk camo down, in lila golf clothes fitill was he, And his clulm were fitrown around Ills fool, as he told his grief to mo; "I'd nn easy fivo for a fievenly-nino in eight of the golden goal An easy fivo and I took an eight -an eight on the eighteenth hold ' "I've drenmed my dreams of tho seventy men, and I've worked year niter year, I have vowed I would otand with the chosen few ero tho ond of my golf career; I've cherished the thought of a novcnty scoro, and the days hnvo come and gono And I've never been close to the golden goal my heart wns set upon. But today I stood on tho eighteenth too and counted that score of mine, And my pulso raced with tho thrill of joy I'd n fivo for a seventy -nlnd "lean kick tho hall from tho eighteenth too nnd got this holo in fivo, But I took tho wood and I tried to cross that ditch with n mighty drive " Let us end tho quotes, it, is best for all to Imagine his lnnguago rich. But ho topped that nail, as. we often do, nnd tho pill stopped in Mm ditch; His third was short and his fourth was bad and his fifth wns off tho line, And ho took an eight on the eighteenth holo with n fivo for a seventy-nine. gathered his clubs and I took his ami nnd alone in tho locker room I loft him sitting upon tho bench ,a picture of grief nnd gloom, And tho Inst man enmo nnd took his shower nnd hurried upon his wny. But still he snt with his head bowed down like one with n mind astray, And ho counted his score card o'er nnd o'er nnd muttered this doleful whine: "I took an eight on tho eighteenth holo, with n fivo for n eoventy-nino I" Ye TOWNE GOSSIP By K. C. W. Dear K. C. B. Suppose you were driving your car on a, country road and an Inoffensive looking man came out of tho woods nnd hulled you as you approached nnd you stopped and something told you right nwny that tho man wu nn escaped convict and ho admitted It nnd ho wan young and didn't look vicious nnd he told you ho had boon convicted of participa tion In n pay roll holdup nnd It wna his fh-st Job, and ho got 15 yenrs. nnd you bulleved him, nnd ho had neon two daya hiding In tho wooda nnd you had rend In tho paper about his escape nnd the usual reward, nnd he was weaK ana naa no wenpons, ana ne wamnu n mi ami anmeunng a iat, what would you do7 'MUTT AND JEFF It Runs On Its Reputation. By BUD FISHER (THAMES uCfcV MUCM, frt STRANGC Houj THCEcJ t'lG ReM0WCb Ml SCHULTi.'. t'tt UuomAM UJIU. PU FOR v TH MOTOR. Tl3 KJr L OUffft. IN CftR A Gu'' CU6N wMM H I VU't-L TAe wo Ribe- r-' r i .A fttr-, POLLY AND HER PALS- When a Complaint Is Not a Complaint. By CLIFF STERRETT, This. PeoPlh UP 1 J yQo.v Ryfw i Ctrrr. W2. Nrwrwt fftm fink. Cwtt Htl HtVi mrrl Jsj Te HAS huh tol 'er "Tim Sas ) Eb,, . 1 7j CASEY THE COP No Danger! By H. M. TALBURT MX PKATl Horace. I'D HIT him on the head. WITH A wrench or something. AND DllAG him In the car. AND HUItllY him back. TO THIS penitentiary. AND G ITT the rewnrd. OR I'D rrrnko him believe. ... I WAS going to help him, ... AND TAKI'l him in. ... AND THIS betray him. . OR MAYI1I5 I'd ahoot Win. ir I had n gun. . AND TAKK his body. ... AND DKMVKIt it. . ' . . ONI! OF these things. . I'D HAVT5 to do. .... FOK ANYT1IINO elne. ... WOUliD TUT me down. ... AS IJEYOND the law. ... AND A criminal. t HORACE X). AND MTriiK better., ... THAN THIS poor convict. ... DOT KVKN nt that. ... I'M NOT quite mire. www , X WOUIjD give him up. FOIl I don't know. ... WHAT I might tee. . IN THE young man's eyes. . OR I might hear. ... IN THIS young min'a voice. ... AND I'M not quit sure. ... 11 UT THAT my henrt, . . WOULD DRIVIC the law. ... I'llOM OUT my head. I MIC.IIT Jut feed him. ... AND IiKAVIO him there. . AND SAY no word. ... TO ANYONia. ... AND ANYWAY. ... ha Mewl: it to you. ... WHAT I would do. I THANK you. SUNSHINE PELLETS lly V. F, Thompson Farmer Tassel Whiskered chin Hookworm children Oreat big gin. Burface sewerage Well nearby Now he'a glnntn In tha sky. Who bolt hU dinner bolt his coffin. High blood pressure Is the price of high living. Mark you well the endurance of the camel. The camel eats hny. A t"'Hby brain depends entirely tiDon tho proper mastication nnd assimilation of food, and a healthy normal asalmltntlon depends upon thorough mastication with healthy teeth. i Performing difficult 'stunts" Is not physical exercise. That game or thing which stimulates tho mind, the muscles nnd the emotions In moderation Is true physical exer cise. Deliver us from the pious old deacon that ornament tha amen corner on Bunday. then wnxci fat on tho labor of under. fed nnd un iler-pald women and children on Monday, if that', rellclon, hell's n candy kitchen, . from MSW I DUST THE NEWS J lj "-3 r ' ft CIH fill. W. ImKJ mm Mm 'am thbm UB FIOPPGO- TKE POt SPiVS HE WONT tm our foij . CONTAGIOUS - 1 1 fimirm i M I HOPe NOT.'.' -IPPP"' i.l, Jy' ffl THE OOC t5 vi vv1'. i Ml rj BARNEY GOOGLE Barney's Looking for a Trainer with Real Experience. By BILLY DE BECK $mm ( '' '. RrXTSJiYou' want somp suv his ure. - VAKG VJP CIARCMC6 UTA BE A tTANVfbR J CtE WHO. , A 3AMTWl J 7 THEM DAYS IS GONE FOREVER- Man This On Your Mandolin. . iIf vmiy di6ntYou pcSfa-TTort Jlp' WWOA' J " CopytuM. 1921. Iiy Kisi F rnm SynjK.it. Int. o-t l By AL. POSEN r ,., , , ,, . YOUR MUSTACHE DOM'T JT LOOKS SO FUNMy, THIS MUSTACH6 C6DS TMAST'S ONLV APPEAL TO HE JOHN - TG6 - H I DIGNITY J 1