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THE HERALD'S CITY CIRCULATION
The Herald's circulation In the city of Los Angeles
I* larger than that of the Examiner or the Express
•nd second only to that of the Times.
The Herald stood by tho city council, and both
stood by the people. The result was an overwhelming
Alono in its fight for the regulation of the gas
monoply, The Herald won because It . represented the
sentiment of the community. ~>
Was that a prophetic paragraph In yesterday's
Herald, "A little manifestation of councilmanlc firmness
today might have an effect similar to that of a strength
ening plaster on tho executive backbone"?
Reports from Chicago intimate that the federal
grand Jury will return indictments tomorrow against the
big meat packers. It will be no joke for those million
aires to be yanked up to Judicial slaughter.
If it is true that the shun of Persia Is going to
France to take water cure treatment his race is nearly
run. Reports about his personal habits Indicate that he
would never consider water treatment unless he was
A citizen of New Jersey who died a few days ago
left a bequest of $100,000 to the American Tract society.
Now arises the question whether the tract concern will
adopt the plan of the missionary society of "looking a
gift horse In the mouth."
Thirty days hence the public utility ordinance
concerning the lighting and telephone service will take
effect. The gas monopoly will then be likely to get a
long delayed response to its implied query ."What are
you going to do about it?"
The Ohio minister who is leading the attack on
Rockefeller says, "The Christian of today Is beginning
to get a new idea of what it means to carry his religion
into business." Yes, he seems to find it handy in a
business way quite frequently.
President Roosevelt is rolling rapidly through the
south toward his hunting rendezvous in Texas. At San
Antonio be will have a reunion with his Rough Rider
regiment of the Cuban campaign, and 'at Fort Worth
he will leave civilization for a time and "take to the
The last two acts of the Nebraska legislature,
which closed its session last Saturday night, was the
sending to the governor of an anti-trust bill and a bill
prohibiting the manufacture and sale of cigarettes.
Even in Nebraska they do some things better than In
Again comes that threadbare question, what in a
meal in its application to liquor selling prohibition?
In some local restaurants, as reported, a sandwich
lying on a table as an exhibit was sufficient last Sunday
to answer the meal requirement as an accompaniment
to a drink of liquor.
Dr. Osier's theory does not hold good in the case
of former United States Senator Stewart of Nevada, A
millionaire not long ago, now practically penniless and
78 years old, he has just opened a law office at Tonopah
to start life anew and build up another fortune. "A man
is as old as he feels."
The president has announced his new deal of ap
pointments for the management of the Panama canal
project. This means a fresh start after the loss of
much valuable time. Whether there are any more
trump cards In tho new deal than there were in the old
one Is a question for the future to determine.
A fake bull fight at Santa Monica on Sunday is
described as "about the rankest Imposition that ever
took good dollars out of the town." The persons who
parted with their good dollars In expectation of such
nport richly deserve their loss. The persons responsible
for the swindle ought to be in jail.
It is a disaster of unexpected kind resulting from
the recent rains that is reported from Arizona. Sur
face water reaching the shafts of the United Verde
mine at Jerome communicated with fire, causing steam
followed by an explosion that cost several lives. That
should close the chapter of Arizona's disasters from
A Herald reader who resides on Boyle avenue
writes to complain that the arc light at the corner of
that avenue and Fourth street has not been visible for
several nights, notwithstanding persistent telephoning
to the company by residents of the neighborhood. The
new ordinance adopted yesterday makes provision for
stopping such abuses.
Pomona Is said to be elated over the passage of the
county division bill, which now is in the hands of the
governor. If the scheme for a new county should go
through there will be less elation when It comes to put
ting up the money for starting and operating a separate
county establishment. The name San Antonio has been
selected for the proposed county, but It is easier 10 find
a name than to dig up the requisite cash. '
. Property - owners and real estate dealers in the
southern portion of the city are moving for a better
arrangement of the street names in that section. They
purpose to ask the city attorney to draft a resolution
with that object in view for presentation to the city
council. In view of this Initiative it seems timely to
move for a complete readjustment of street names, as
heretofore urged by the Herald. Many of the present
names are ridiculous and there is entire absence of any
system." The whole question of street nomenclature and
designation-should be intelligently revised and system
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LOS ANGELES HERALD} TUESDAY MORNMG, APRIL 4. »sos.
THE COUNCIL STANDS BY THE PEOPLE
The Herald gald yesterday morning, "Loa Angeled
expects every member of Its city council to do hts duty
today." That was relative to the Issue with the mayor
in the public utility ordinance.
In this morning's Herald appears tho sharp re
sponse to that reminder.
It Is found in the passage of the ordinance over
the veto without a dissenting vote.
The council did its duty promptly and completely.
No public official deserves etpedal praise for doing
simply his duty, but nt times he does deserve euch
praise for doing it exceptionally well. The council has
done particularly good service for the city and therefore
it deserves the thanks of the community.
The Herald did not doubt the outcome of the veto
issue, although It took pains to strengthen the hands
*of the council by pointing out the fallacy of the mayor's
objection to the ordinance. There could have been no
other result without glaring stultification on the part of
every councilman. Having voted affirmatively on the
ordinance after the fullest consideration of its merits,
the act of standing by that vote was a matter of course.
The issue between the mayor and the council, thus
summarily closed in the* interest of the community, was
regrettable. The present situation Is still more regret
table, for the reason that It creates unfortunate friction
between the executive and legislative branches of the
city government. It is not likely that there will be any
material breach, however,' as the mayor's good sense
should lead him to acquiesce gracefully 'and call the
Incident closed. _ t ..
There can be no question about the Incidental bene
fits resulting from the council's action in thla matter.
It gives the people promise of such councllmanic loyalty
to public interests as they have, not felt for years. It
establishes a precedent that causes a sense of relief
and Inspires confidence for the future. .
Upon this outcome of the long struggle for restraint
and regulation of the lighting monopoly, particularly,
The Herald congratulates ■ the people of Los Angeles.
From first to last, in this issue, The Herald has fought
the battle of the people single handed, so far as the
press is concerned. The victory thus gained is the flrst
effective blow to monopoly that has been struck here in
many years. It is a. decisive present gain for the com
munity and a bright rainbow of promise for the future.
LET POLITICS LIE FALLOW
William J. Bryan announces publicly that he is
engaged in the work of "getting together the aggressive
elements of the party in active preliminary work for
the great battle of 1908."
The announcement Is consonant with all that Mr.
Bryan has said and done publicly since the late election.
He has acted upon the assumption that the overwhelm
ing defeat of Judge Parker made William J. Bryan again
the logical leader of the party and the coming man for
the contest in 1908. . .
Mr. Bryan declares that the movement which he
now undertakes aims to "get back to the people, to put
the radical and more progressive element in more com
plete control." He says "the purpose Is to begin at the
bottom, letting the rank and file have a voice in the
national convention by writing the platform at home
for the national convention to ratify."
But is not that program the very one that was fol
lowed by the Democratic party in 1896 and again in
1900? William J. Bryan himself was the platform In
the former year, as it was his Individuality i that stam
peded the convention and gave him the nomination.
The convention of 1900 was Bryanesque in every detail
and Mr. Bryan was the architect of the platform. '■ :]■ ;.,'
But this Is no time to discuss national politics of
1968. As a remarkably astute politician Mr. Bryan sees
the personal advantage of a long-distance preparation
for control of the Democratic ticket and platform in the
next presidential contest. "The people," however, for
whom he manifests such warm affection, meaning the
rank and file of the .Democratic party, prefer a long
political rest. They have not yet fully recovered from
the effects of last November's cyclone. They had a
surfeit of politics in the campaign of 1904 and they have
no more present appetite for a repetition than the
storied person had for crow — "could eat it, but didn't
hanker for it"
Let national politics, so far as the Democratic party
is concerned, lie fallow for three years. The Republican
party has full swing now, with plenty of rope, and If it
does not hang itself within three years it will be likely
to get into such a tangle that the Democratic party can
capture it in 1908. J'|?vv
ANOTHER CASE OF SELF-HYPNOTYZING
In the question of the judicial appointments for Los
Angeles county Gov. Pardee assumes that the naming
of persons for the judgeships is entirely a matter of his
He even goes to the length of treating with con
tempt the urgent appeals made to him for action on the
ground of extreme pressure in the business of the local
courts. The business of every part of the superior
court is congested, even to the extent of embarrassing
the present judges. In a moment the governor could
relieve the pressure by naming his favorites for the
There can be only one rational explanation for the
governor's . mysterious action in this case, and it is
anything but creditable to the chief executive of Cali
Governor Pardee is known to be self-hypnotized
with the idea that he is to have a second lease of the
gubernatorial chair. From the moment he touched the
seat of that chair be has shown continual signs of such
hypnotic influence. A close observer of his course from
the beginning of his term sees that he has practically
adopted the motto of the energetic pioneer, "A second
term or bust."
There is no reason perceivable, except by hypnotic
suggestion, why the governor should have delayed for
weeks the superior court appointments. He had all the
points needful for his selection long before the adjourn
ment of the legislature. Any person at all familiar with
such matters knows it is sheer subterfuge for the gov
ernor to respond, with suspicious petulance, that he
"does not propose to work more than eighteen hours in
any one day," and that "there are other important and
previously contracted and created matters of public in
terest to be attended to." -JaO|| •
, The governor alms, evidently, at astuteness In poli
tics, but his aim is bad. It Is not what an experienced
politician would call "good politics" to hold up judicial
appointments, as the governor Is now doing, to the*
detriment of judicial procedure and to the extent of
causing gross injustice to litigants.
Andrew Carnegie is in sad mood because the re
quests made to him for library buildings bave fallen to
an average of only one per day. He says, ''I did a rip
roarlng business at the library stand, but I could look
ahead'and see the demand for libraries Blacken." If he
bhould look about three thousand miles ahead, In a west,
erly direction, he, might see an opportunity to drop a
library, building into our Central park.
"Welcome! dread Fury, to my woeful house."— Shafterpeare
SOCIAL DIARY AND GOSSIP
Thfre long has be#n a theory vast,
With thode of faith abiding.
That aomjwhere In the rosy paat
The good old tlmm are hiding.
Ah, 'tli the eun of memory gleama
Abov« those nhnrtrnvn o'.den:
The Blessed Inlands of our dreamt
Shine ever fair and golden.
"I don't think much of this place,"
remarked a young woman to a friend
with whom she was attending an ama
teurish concert, "but it Is better than
staying at home."
Such a remark! Home was the last
place to be considered; a spot that
offered shelter at night and mealn
when they were not to be obtained at
a club annex or a grill down town, but
nothing really enjoyable.
Home does not mean so very much
to some men and women— to the major
ity, in point of fact— yet never was so
much done for the comfort of both.
Modern homes are fairly teeming
with temptations to rest and be luxu
rious and comfortable. There are more
new books and Interesting magazines
put forth every month than the ordi
nary mortal can read, and furnishings
are of the most alluring kind. Yet,
with all these attractions, we are con
stantly hunting for distractions, some
thing better than home, and finding
not so much after all, Judging from
the young woman's remarks.
One can easily understand the rest
lessness of an occupant of a discom
forting little room in a hotel or board-
Ing house. The very dlnglnesß is de
pressing, no matter what the efforts
expended in the way of furnishing
and brightening the average apart
ment, and incidentally I wouldn't care
to dwell at any length on "efforts
expended," for they are sometimes
on the minus side. It requires .an
abundance of ingenuity and a host of
personal belongings to give a "homey"
air to such an apartment.
But restlessness thrives not only in
these, but in the loveliest of homes
which are deserted for any outside
A crowd was returning home on an
Interurban car the other evening, hav
ing spent the morning, and afternoon
In search of the moonstones, jasper
April 4 in the World's History*
1581— Drake, the navigator, was knighted on board his famous ship, the
Pelican, at Deptford. »t«! : ■• '"'.'.
1594— Sylvestor Wyet of Bristol, England, made a voyage up. the gulf of
St. Lawrence for the barbs or fins of whales and train oil. He met
with sixty sail of French and twenty-eight sail of Englishmen, en
gaged In fishing at this early day.
1638 — Massachusetts patent demanded. A quo warranto having been
brought by the attorney general of England against the governor
and -corporation of Massachusetts and judgment given that the
liberties and franchises should be seized into the king's hand, the
• council made an order requiring that the charter be returned by
the next ship. Arbitrary measures wore pursued in reply. to the
petitions of the colony, and eight ships prepared to sail for New
English were detained in the Thames by order of the privy coun
. cil. By this order Oliver Cromwell, Arthur Hazelrig, John Hamp
den and other malcontents were forcibly prevented from emigrat
ing to America. ' .
1704 The first newspaper printed in the United States, appeared at Bos
ton, called tho Boston Nown Letter. CBSM^QMSSn
1747 Number Four (Charleston, N. II.) attacked by a large body . of
French and Indians under M. Debeline and gallantly defended by,
thirty men under MaJ. Stevens. The enemy kept up a brisk, as\
sault night and day; when, on the third day, being in a starving
condition and finding it Impracticable to force or persuade a sur
render, they retired and were seen no more. This was considered
one of the most chivalrous feats of the time.
1804— Tho Empress Josephine left France for Rome, causing a renewal
of the rumors that Napoleon Intended to divorce her. ■'.'■•' ■■*■'■■•
'1809 The legislature of Pennsylvania passed a law directing the poor
to be sent to the most convenient school and their tuition paid,
1829— Scientists in Paris were excited over the Invention of a horizontal
Ig4l William Henry Harrison, president of the United States, died at
Washington, aged 69. He was a distinguished patriot of the Revo
lution, one of the signers of the declaration of Independence, gov
ernor of Virginia and long a leader of the United States armies in
the severe contests with the British and Indians. • < •■ • ■■ ■ ■
1854 The combined force of Americans , and English, 800 in number,
attacked the Chinese imperial army at Shanghai, routed ; 10,000 of
them and burned their forts. ,
188! — Peter Cooper dled.v,.V ; . . .
1800— Osman Pasha died. A .'. .-> '.1^. .. .
and seml-preciuos stones with which
the beaches abound. They were com
paring notes, each being fortified with
at least a quart of rather good look-
Ing stones. They were red and green
and milky white, and each thought he
had secured a prize.
A being 1 -filled with wisdom, who
also had' trod the beach in search of
Jewels, said In a derisive tone, so that
every one could hear: "Just wait
until they leave a load of them to be
polished and find when the bill is pre
sented that they have been taxed
enough to furnish funds for a summer
Miss Gertrude Miller and her sisters,
with a party of friends, are spending
a few days at Mt. Wilson. '• J '
E. Avery McCarthy and r MTss Ellen
McCarthy are at Hotel Redondo for
a few days. ■ ■. ■.
The marriage of Miss . Hadley,
daughter 'of W. 'E. Hadley of San
Diego, and S. W. Anthony -was quietly
celebrated at the Hotel Angelus yes
.terday morning, the ceremony being
performed by Rev. Hugh K. Walker.
The bride, who is a handsome young
woman, was attired in a gown of pearl
gray crepe, de chine, with with she
wore a picture hat of Valenciennes
lace. , '. * •
After the ceremony a breakfast was
served and the young couple departed
at once for their future home in San
Among those present at the wedding
were Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Anthony, Mr.
and Mrs. Charles Palmer* of. Santa
Monica, Mrs. Charles Anthony, Mr.
and Mrs. C. A. Loomis, Miss Huston
Bishop, W. E. Hadley, E. E. Anthony
and C. ( E. Anthony.
Mr. and Mrs. Clifford C. C. Tatum
are occupying their attractive new
bungalow at 1149 South Burlington
avenue. Mrs. Tatum will be at home
the first and second Wednesdays.
Misa Florence ' Hunt of 810 West
Thirtieth Btreet entertained Informally
on Saturday evening in honor of Miss
luaybelle Wood of Bangor, Me., who Is
.spending a few months here. A musl
— Plttsburs Dluatch.
cal game furnished the amusement for
the first part of th 6 evening and after
supper, dancing. Besides the hostess
and guest of honor there were pres
ent Miss Frances Coulter, Miss Edith
Campbell, Miss Jane Campbell, . Miss
Pansy Whltaker, . Miss Mary Patter
son, "Miss Evah Metcalf, Wlnthrop
Blackstone, Fred Carter, Hamilton
Hunt, John Hunt, W. Willard Thayer
and Karl Cowan.
In honor of Miss Eva Wheeler,
whose marriage to Edward Dean Ly
man will occur on Wednesday, Wesley
Crothers entertained at dinner at the
Angelus last evening.
Covers were laid for Miss Mercedes
de Luna, Miss Florence Hopper, Miss
Katherlne Gridley, Miss Mary Barnes,
Miss May Kimball, George Lyman,
Harry Lanagan, Roy Barnett and Ar
thur Stanley Granger. ',»'"'., .
Mrs. Arthur Chipron of 981 Arapa
hoe street -has as her guests Mrs.
Emma Brodtbeck and Mies Adele
Brodtbeck, who have recently re
turned from several months' visit in
the east. ■ •' ' ,
Mrs. J. E. Freeby of 1666 South
Grand avenue has as her guest her
daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and
Mrs. George Francis of San, Fran
Gen. Charles A. Allen, U. S. A., and
Mrs. Allen, who have been for some
days guests at the Hotel Llllie, will
leave soon for a visit to San Diego.
Mrs. Ulrich Josef Marchand of 1427
Bond street will entertain with an in
formal' tea on Thursday afternoon
from 4 to 6. She will be assisted in
receiving by Mrs. Allison J. Wallace,
Miss Maude Elizabeth Richards, Miss
Edna Dickinson and Miss Nora Dlck
enson. ' ■
A marriage of much Interest to their
many friends was celebrated last ev
ening. in the nuptials of Miss Nona
Dickens, daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
J. S. Dickens of 3701 South Main street
and V. W. Murray, which took place
at the Knox Presbyterian church at
8 o'clock. ' , ■
-The service was read by Rev. W. S.,
Young, the pastor, and music was
rendered by Mrs. Hattle'E. S. May.
At the approach of the bridal party she
played the j bridal chorus from "Loh
engrin," the reading of the 'service be
ing accompanied by soft music. For
the occasion the church was artisti
cally decorated with white roses, callus
and ferns, with > large bows of white
tulle. The decorations were in charge
of Miss Charlotte Hawkins, who was
assisted by a corps of young women of
the church, of which the bride Is a
Miss Dickens was attired In a hand
some gown -of white mull over white
taffeta and carried a bouquet of lilies
of the valley. Miss Elsa Christian, the
bridesmaid and only attendant, was
also attired in white. -:;■'.,'
, A wedding supper was served after
the church ceremony ut the bride's
home. The young couple will reside at
3701 South Main , street.
Lenten Travel Talks
A large audience itf . representative
club women assembled Saturday after
noon at the Yale school to hear the
first of the series of Lenten travel
talks by Mrß. Adams-Fisher,'.^ the
subject being "A Woman Alone In
the Heart of Japan," A long Jlnriksha
■trip through the lonely Jungles, over
ridges and streams, to reach the famed
volcanic region of sulphur baths, where
the sufferers by a seml-milltary ays*
tern plunge In the hot pools, was graph
ically described, as were visits to the
hrpeless haunts of it he leper village.
Heart to heart life among the* hum
ble artisans of lovely Nlkko, the natu
ral sepulcher of the . brava Bhoguns,
resting- on the hillsides, was beauti
fully portrayed. Thu lecturer, showed
how. the brave and kindly native was
fitted, ■ by s natural * courage,' 'to - become
the valiant fighter of the front. "He
is fearless before suffering-, , bora and
£_____MSM_fl_flMßMP^ ■ • :*.<"/• i' .-
br«d to th« courage of the stolcV said
Mrs. Flßher. Next Saturday afternoon
the audl«nce will enjoy the experience*
of thin wide traveler as sh« speaks to
the subject, "With the donkeys and
donkey boys of Cairo." •
April Faolr P«rty
A unique and delightful April FooV
party wan given the S. S. S. by tha
Misses Adams, Arnold and Porter*
field nt the Porterfleld residence, Long
Beach, on Saturday. The house was
most artistically decorated with pep*
per boutchs and masses of cut flowers.
Tha Invlfntinns, score cards, gamofl
and' refreshments were appropriate to
the occasion, and the guests enjoyed
the many plenßßnt surprises prepared
for them, especially the phonograph.
In the progressive game of '.'Red
Heads," the first prize was awarded
to Miss Parker and the consolation to
Miss Campbell. ;
Mrs. Finch, the bride of the club, wo*
greatly surprised by the "kitchen show*
er" given' her by the 8. 8. S. '*" '
The members present were the Mlssts
Holton, Whitman,, Smith, Mills, Nlta
Molls, Parish, Bailey, Claypool, Berry,
Walt, Brenlzer, Castle, Griffith, Camp
bell, Parker of Los Angeles, Mrs. Rog
ers and Mrs. Finch, with the Misses
Eva Johnson and Elizabeth Pardue of
Los Angeles, Mary Noble of Ontario,
Edyth Wlckersham of Marshalltown,
la.; Mlbb Edna Porterfleld and tho
Mesdames Charles Heartwell, Porter
field, Arnold and Adams as guests.
The Hotel Wellß-Lee was the scene
of a pretty affair given last evening by
Mrs. Addle Lee Buckley, who enter
tained a few frlendß informally jat
duplicate, whist. The lower floor was
artistically decorated with clusters of
pink roses and carnations, combined
with ferns.. Refreshments were served'
on small tables at the end of the game,
places being marked by card bearing
sketcheß of autumn leaves. The guests
Included: Mr. and Mrs. R. S. P. Smith,
Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Clnrk Carlisle, Mr.
and Mrs. Walter J. Wrenn, Mr. and
Mrs. C. A. Rockwell, Mr. and Mrs. A.
M. Martin and A. B. Slosson.
Mrs. Elizabeth Baker Bohan of 823
Waterloo street will soon Issue Invi
tations for the marriage of her daugh
ter, Miss Martha Bohan, and Frank
Waters. The ceremony will occur
April 25. '::''■ ,:,':
In honor of the bride-elect many
pleasant affairs have been planned,
among them , being a luncheon next
week by Mlbs Minnie Cronkhite of
West Thirtieth street.
On Thursday, April 13, Mlbs Martha
Hunter will also entertain at luncheon
for Miss Bohan, and on Saturday, April
22, Miss Alice Bates of South Grand
avenue will entertain for her. ■ 5y J -
The members of a social club were
entertained at a breakfast Saturday
morning by one' of the members,' Mrsi
Richard G. 1 Beebe of \ 2401 West Sixth
street, who had as her guests Mrs.
Hiram Hlggins, Mrs. Henderson Hay« :
ward, Mrs. ,E. J. Marshall, Mrß. J. C.
Brown, Mrs. Nicholas E. Rice,'' Mrs'.
Augustus Pratt, Mrs. D, G. Peck, Mrs.
R. B. Williamson, Mrs. Elmer E. Cole,
Mrs. J. W. Frey, Mrs. E. A. Lyhd, Mrs.
E. M. Neustadt, Mrs. C. Braiml' Mrs.
H, K. Williamson and Mrs. L. C»
His Antipodal Neighbors
A philanthropist was socllcitlng atf
for foreign missions, and applied to a'
gentleman who refused him with 1 , the
reply: "I don't believe In foreign mis
sions. I want what I give to benefit
"Well," rejoined the caller, .."whom
do you regard as your neighbors?"
"Why, those around me." ■ .
"Do you mean those whose land:
"How much land do you hold?" „
"About 800 acres."
"And how far through the earth do
you think you own?"
"Why, I have never thought of it be-,
fore, but I suppose I own half way
down." i. \'. ; " .. v» : -
■ "Exactly," said the philanthropist,'
"I suppose you do, and I'want,this
money for the heathen at the other
side of the world— the men whose lan,d
adjoins yours at the bottom."—Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
Bobble's Essay on "Churoh"
' church is a place; whare yu go when
Sunday comes and yu wud ratherstay
hoam. when yu git reddy to go to .
church yu put on yure best clpes'.and j
then when yu git to church yufSMJ
some people that has got better , cloes
and yu doant think about what ; 'the '
teecher says but moar about what yure I
trends Is - waring that Is . better than
I doant go to church but Ma makes
me go to sunday school and she makes I
Pa go but he is afrade of Ma and'he
puts on his hat and cote and says
Well i wish thare wasent any preechers
to tell me whare to git off. 1 Then Ma.'
sniffs and says^ Yu wud be a prltty
sight If preechers.dldent help yu from I
going to the Dogs. And then Pa says
yu dldent think I■■ was, going' to ■ the '•'
dogs when 1 married yu, 1 gess thats,
whare i began going to the Dogs,: and,
then Ma and Pa go to church and sing
I want to bee a Angel.—Milwaukee
"What a sweet little girl!" exclaimed
Mrs. Socletle, coming down. the front
steps. "Haven't ■ I seen < you before,
/."I thought so. Where?"\
."In your house." v;, • «•
. "Oh, to,be surel You come to play
with myi little .Gladys, sometimes,; I
I'No'm; I'm Gladys."
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