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Lady Your llttlo brother seems t4
bright for his ago, doesn't ho?
I.ytlo MaggleAVell, I should my
. Wlir. lm knntri thn nitno nf nl.
out oTory plnyer in tlio big league.
She Learned, Too.
"A man lives nml loarns," ro.
"Well, tho school of experience- does
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you navo eaten.
Libby, Cbicage j
Fosltl voly cured by
these Llttlo Nils.
Thfjr alao relief DIe
dlgraMon stud Too Hearty
Kallug. A perfect rem
edy (ur Dliilueu, Nu
Ma, DrowtlntM, Had
Tat lo tt) Uuutb,Cuat
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Blite, TOItriU L1VKIL
Jut tli lloweU. Turtly Vrglabl.
PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Gonuino Must Bear
AN AK CBISlclMlDtea.
rtii.r. )h a Blill-i.Kut'nK.
II at dniifirtBti vr t7 litalL
(aufl. lltttC AiUiw,
Trllxuw UUc.Ma Task,
and Wlil.Unr llalilt.
treated at tiouje vltbuvl
lla, llnntnf uirUcuUri
Linl FltKK. II. M.
GIRL AND HUSBAND
formen, dre88ed as a man,
travels with hubby in
Indlannnolls, Ind.'JPlcao lyt him
Anlih curtlnfe my hair, It looks hor
rible" This wns what hlcyolcmon Wilson
snd Oolnlsch heard when tlioy looked
Into n car In tho yards of n lumbar
company. Bitting on n pllo of lumber
In tho car woro a young man and a
young woman. And horrors! tho
young woman was arrayed In boy's
clothing. Slio had a pretty faco In
splto of tho accumulation of dirt that
had settled during a night's rldo on
Tho young man nnd woman mado
basto to explain that they were "beat
log" their way from Olovoland, 0,
"PUaie Lit Him Finish Cutting My
where they hav been living for aomo
time, back to their old homo.
Mrs. Doyle said sho was 21 years
old and the blcyclo mon doubted lt,
as sho did not seem to bo a day older
than 18. Sho was slight of build and
her Hinttlng suit of men's clothing
clearly showed tho garmonts were
mado for someone much larger.
At tho matron's room In tho pollen
station tho girl was closely questioned
"I'll tell you everything If you'll
haro tho rost of my hair shingled,
"Wo were married threo years ago,
and until a fow weeks ago I worked as
a waitress In the dining-room of tho
Now National hotel. This Is not our
first trip. Wo bummed our way to
soveral clt'cs becauso wo llko to trar
cl. Wo took our first trip to SL Louis
about a year ago. I went in boy's
clothes, and wo got along fine. Mlko
cut my hair at that tlmo, nnd lt had
grown nearly to my shoulders whon
he thought to cut It again In tho box
car, Oh, yes, I'to got oomo nlco girl's
clothes, but I llko thoso better. Pleaso
don't take them away from mo."
Tho young woman said sho and her
husband traveled at night becaun It
was easier. Sho said thoy loft Cleve
land on tho front end of a blind bag
gage car and arrived In Indianapolis.
Thoy thought to slocp during the day
In tho box car and contlnuo their
Journey by way of "blind baggago" to
Terra Ilauto on ono of tho night
CORK LEO EJALK8 SUICIDE.
Landlubbtr Hurls Himself Into Water;
Duoyed Up by Artificial Limb.
Piilladclphla. "Spar buoy adrift in
tho rivcrl Hotter report to the harbor
"Long Tom" Link, who Is tho blue
coated authority on matters marttlmo
whero Falnnount avenuo meets tho
Delaware, spat In scorn.
"Stow th landlubber guff! Spar
buoy! That's tho tubo of a submarine,
my hearty; can't you seo her Hat to
starboard? Telephono Lenguo Island
for tho mlno engineer and havo her
"G'way!" roared Kelly, tho positive.
"That thing a submarine? It's got
tho speed of a liner. That's a jlpper
pcrtamus gottln a swim. Shrapnel
shell Is tho only thing as will dent
his hldo less'n DlfTuIo Dull cng hitch
him with a lasso."
During tho conversation tho object
which brought it about had worked its
way around to tho end of tho pier,
with many and many a list to star
board and many a swift lungo to port
When tho threo observors manned a
skiff and rowed out to Invcstlgato thoy
found William Schroodor f.t tho bot
tom of It, bobbing about with tho drift
inga of his cork leg.
When they had pulled him out Wll
Ham loomed vexed, and presently
Jumped In again. Tho boat over
turned nnd all four mon struggled In
tho water until William cast loose
tho fastenings of his limb and went to
tho bottom. Then thoy woro all Bavod
separately, Scbrocdcr was taken to
Itoosovolt hospital, and tho leg wont
homo. Uoth will nppear In court, and
Bchrocdor must answer a obargo of at
English Industry Decreasing.
Thero was a roductlon of 13 por
!ont In tho production of Iron and
it eel In tho north of England in tho
last two months, and wogos woro ro
luced for tho first tlmo stneo Fobru
iry, 1905. In tho Manchester cotton
industry tho production Is IS por cent,
ess than u year ugo. The foreign d
naiul for plcco goods Is said to bo
lery limited. Consular Hcuorta-
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Decause Doctors Could
Levi P. Rrockwny, S. Second Ave,
Anoka, Minn., snys: "After lying
for tlvo months in a
hospital I was dis
charged ns Incur
nblo, and glvon only
six months to live.
My heart was affect
ed, I had smother
ing spoils nnd some
times fell uncon
scious. I got so I
couldn't uso my
arms, my eyesight
wns Impaired and
tho kldnoy secretions woro badly dis
ordered. I was completely worn out
and discouraged when I begnn using
Donn's Kldnoy Pills, but thoy went
right to tho causo of tho troublo nnd
did their work well. I havo boon
feeling well over since."
Sold by all dcalors. CO cents a box.
Postcr-Mllburn Co., Iluffnlo, N. Y.
DAD AND HI3 MEMORY.
Old Gentleman Really Had Very Lit
tie to Drag About.
It was a sevcro trial to Mr. Harding
that his only son's momory was not
all that could bo desired. "Whero In
tho world ho got such a forgetful
streak from Is beyond me," said Uie
exasperated father to his wlfo on ono
"What has he forgotten now?"
asked Mrs. Harding, with eyes down
cast and a demure expression.
"Tho figures of the last return from
tho election on tho bulletin-board,"
tnd Mr. Harding Inserted a flngnr In
bis collar us If to looBon It, and shook
bis head vehemently. "Looked at 'cm
is he camo past not half on hour ago,
and now can't tell mo.
o"As I said to him: 'If you're so
itupld you can't keep a few slmplo fig
ures In your head, why don't you wrlto
'em down on a piece of paper, as I do,
tnd havo done alt my life, long beforo
was your age?' "Youth's Com
panion. FAMILIAR PHRASE.
Getting a bear living.
An Occasion for Rejoicing.
Recently tho usual morning exer
cises of a school wcro Interrupted by s
knock at tho door. After reading a
note which had been handed In, the
principal announced that ono of the
teachers would bo unable to bo at
school for several days, owing to a
slight Illness. Immediately two boyi
began to whisper. Upon asking what
the troublo was, tho boys said they
wcra only talking about tho selection
of a hymn.
"And what would you like to sing?"
said the teacher.
'"Count Your Dlcsslngs,' " was th
Mrs. Jones often declared that she
enjoyed a llttlo chat with their fish
dealer becauso bo was a man of such
original Ideas, but ono duy, says Lon
don Opinion, sho returned from mar
ket somowhat puzzled by hla remarks.
"I said to him. Just in tho way of
conversation," declared Mrs. Jones,
"that I had beard that a man becomes
llko that with which ho most associ
ates. "That's ridiculous, Mrs. Jones!' ho
answered. Tvo been a fishmonger
all my llfo and can't swim a yard.' "
Using the Telephone.
It was the first time she had ever
used a telephono and tho drug clerk
detected tho fact by the nervous way
In which sho held tho rocelver.
"Dear me," sho exclaimed, timidly,
"why nro all thoso slevellke boles In
"Tbey are thoro for a purpose," re
plied tho drug clerk, solemnly.
"Why, so you can strain your voice."
And she was so embarrassed she
forgot the numbor she was to call up.
Right Food Gives Strength and Brain
Tho natural olomcnts of wheat nnd
barloy, Including tbu phosphate of pot
ash, aro found In Qrapo-Nuts, and that
Is why persons who aro run down from
improper food pick up rapidly on
"My system was run down by oxccb
slvo night work," writes a N. Y. man,
"In splto of a liberal supply of, ordi
"After using Ornpo-Nuts I noticed
improvement at onco, in strength, and
nervo nnd brain power,
"This food Beemod to lift mo up and
stay with mo for better oxcrtlon, with
less futlguo. My weight Increased 20
lbs. with vigor and comfort in propor
tion. "Whon travollng I always carry tho
food with mo to lnsuro having it."
Name glvon by Postum Co., Dattlo
Creok, Mich. Head "Tho Hoad to Well
vlllo," In pkga.
Ever read the abovo letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
Lurks In each ono pf your finger nails.
Stop scratching! 11 Never daro to
scratch any placo on your ncnlp nr
tkln. Tho fact that It Itches constant
ly shows thoro is something wrong
that no scratching will euro. Scratch
ing only Irritates and Inflames; per
haps lt may poison you, lending to
Lockjaw, Erysipelas or Eczema. Curo
tho causo by treatment with LIT
TELL'S LIQUID SULPHUR stops
Itching Instantly nnd n guaranteed
curo for Eczemn, Hives, Erysipelas
Prickly Heat, Sunburn, Cuts, Hunm or
Scalds any nnd all diseases of tho
skin. A samplo bottlo sent postpaid
for 10c in stamps. Ithuma-Sulphur
Company, 407 No. 2nd SL.HU Louls.Mo.
Curious Indian Custom.
Tho following curious custom is re
corded by J. Owen Dorscy In his
monograph on tho sociology of tho
"In tho spring when tho grass comes
up thero Is a council or tribal assem
bly held to which a feast Is given by
tho head of tho Hanga geno. After
they decldo that planting tlmo has
como and1 'at command of tho Hanga
man a crier Is sent through tho vil
lages. He wears a robo with hair out
sldo and cries as bo goes. 'They do,
Indeed, say that you will dig tho
ground! Hallo!' Ho carries sacred
corn, which has been shelled and to
each household ho gives two or threo
grains, which aro mixed with tho seed
corn of the household."
After this It Is lawful for tho peo
plo to dig up the soil and plant their
$100 Reward, $100.
IH. read.rt of till. ptp.r will be pl.awd to learn
tb.t (bare I. at lt.it one dreaded dli.ua tb.t .eleace
bu be.a bl. to ear. la all It. auxei, and tb.t la
Catarrb. Ilall'a Caiarrb Cure la tbe only pvaltlre
tire nuw known lo tbe medical f raternlt r. Catarrb
being a coaitllutlooal dli.aae, raqulrea a eonatlta
tlantl treatment. ILII't Catarrb Cure I. tak.rt In
ternally, actios directly upon tb. blood and macoai
aarf.cea of lb a aauo. tb.reby deatro'lng tbe
toundaitoa of tbe dl.i., and glrlni tb. patient
llr.nnib by building up tb conitltailon and aaalaf
tninetar. In doing- It. work. Tbe proprietor, bare
a ninth faltbln HaenrallTe pow.r. that tb.y off.r
One Hundred IKillari for any caie tbat It Xalla to
car.. Send for Hit or teailmnnlala.
AdJrriar- J CIIK.N'BV A CO., Toledo, O.
bold by all Drugxlata. ,5c.
Tak Ilall'a family fllle for eonitlp.Uon.
A Matter of Time.
It was tho day of tho ball game, and
Willie, tho offlce-boy, approached the
head of tho firm, and stammered: "If
y-you p-p-pl-plcaso, slr "
"Come, hurry up!" said his employ
er. "If you havo anything to say, say
It. Don't take half a day."
"Ilut that's Just what I was going
to ask you if I could take," said Wil
lie. Harper's Weekly.
A Household Necessity.
I would almost as soon think of run
ning my farm without implements cs
without Hunt's Lightning Oil. Of all
tho liniments I havo ever used, for
both man and beast, It Is tho quickest
In action and richest in results. For
burns and fresh cuts it Is absolutely
wonderful. I regard lt as a house
hold necessity. Yours truly,
A Willing Tool.
"Since young Jim De Peystcr, who
belongs to ono of our best families,
lost his money, he has gone Into the
social burglary business."
"Yes; ho chaperons rich parvenus."
"How is that burglary?"
"He helps them to break Into so
ciety with a Jimmy."
Important to Mothors.
Examlno carefully every bottlo of
CASTOIUA a safe nnd sure remedy for
Infants and children, and sco that lt
In Use For Over .JO Years.
Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought.
"Don't you got tired of being re
ferred to as tho representative of
"Sure, I do," answered Ananias. "I'd
rather bo something profitable such
as a malefactor of great wealth."
That Inarticulate Cry.
"Railway employes are cautioned
not to give any Information to tho cu
rious public, aro thoy not?"
"They must bo. Even tho brakoman
seems Inclined to make you guess at
tho names of tho stations." Washing,
In a Pinch, Use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE
A powder. It cures painful, smart
fng, norvous feet and Ingrowing nails.
It's tho greatest comfort dUcovery of
tho age. Makes now shoes easy. A
certain curo for sweating foet. Sold
by all DrugglstB, 26c. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package FREE. Ad
ircsa A. S. Olmstod, Lo Hoy, N. Y.
First Boy I'm going to study
French this summer.
Second Boy Well, I can spoak two
First Boy What are they?
Second Boy English and football.
"I have something novel in tho way
of a molodrama."
"Stato your case."0
"Tho blacksmith Is a rascal, while
tho banker is about sb honest as the
day is long!" Exchange.
And it you want business get out
after It and tote it home with you.
Salt Lake Tribune.
The Old Standard GROVE'S
system. You know what you
is simply Quinine nnd Itou in a
"Makes It Qo Way."
Wo rlmply can't do without IL W
aro not going to try. When Dobby
stubs or cuts his too, It's "Ma, whero's
tho Lightning Oil?" When Llzzlo
burns nor hnnd er arm, It's "Whero's
the Lightning Oil?" When llttlo Dick's
been playing with a humblo boo, It's
"Where's tho Lightning Oil?" Tho
echo of ifil our nlTllctlons is "Whore's
i tho Lightning Oil?" It's tho balm
that makes tho pain go way. Sincerely
yours, P. CA8SIDY,
Fortuno Teller- You will
meet with an accident
Victim How did you know I owned
All That Was Necessary.
Two men wero standing In a picture-gallery,
commenting on tho dif
ferent artists whoso work was ex
hibited. "What do you thluk of Claymore's
'Portrait of Miss Lawrence?'" asked
"It's a good deal flattered," said tho
"Ah, then you'vo seen her! Who is
"I haven't tho least Idea," was tho
crisp response. "Never saw her In
my life but I know hln" Youth's
The Huts of tho poor, tho Halls of the
Aro neither exempt from some form
Perhaps a distinction may bo mado in
But tho rich and tho poor must
scratch just the same.
O, why should the children of Adam
An affliction so dreadful, when Hunt's
Curo does cure?
All forms of Itching. Guaranteed.
Museum Attendant We cannot tell
whether this mammal Is ono or several
million years old.
Old Gentlemnn Hem. I see. Fe
male of Us species, eh?
TO DRIVE OtJT MATAniA
AND UUIL.U Ul Tim STSTESr.
Tk tbn Old Standard aROVBtt TASTKUCjii
CUlI.li TON 10. You know what you are taking.
Tho formula la plainly printed on erery bottle,
bowing 1 1 la Imply (Quinine and Iron Id a tattrleu
form, and the ruoU effectual form, tor grown
people and children. dOc
Woman's power Is for rule, not for
battle; and her Intellect is not for In
vention or creation, but for sweet
ordering, arrangement and decision.
Hicks' Capudlne Cures Headache,
Whether from colds, heat, stomach r
nervous troubles. No Acctanllld or dan
Keroui drugs. It's liquid and acts Imme
diately. Trial bottle 10c. Regular :c and
Wc ai all durcglsts.
Nature Is sometimes kind. Occa
sionally a red-headed man gets bald.
For Any Disease or Injury to
tbe eye, uto PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, ab
solutely harmless, acts quickly, 25c. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Usually the man who bcltovcs In
paying as ho goes stays at homo.
Mr. Wn.Iow'a Soothing- Syrop.
For children teething, .often, th. guru, reduce, tn
fiamm.Uon, allay, pain, cures wind collo. 23c a botUe.
A dumb waiter out of order Is an
Cotton buyers, graders wanted. Address
National Cotton College, Atlanta, Ga.
It's a wise wlfo who knows her own !
The only satisfactory beveraec vyhcrtyou're
hot and tired and.thirstvl uT
Cooling and Crisp as frost.
GET THE GENUINE
Freo Cure for Rheu
matism, Bono Pain
Dotanle Blood Halm 1). U, I) (cures tbe wont
Cai.s Gt Ku.uuiatlira. bone ylol. swollen
muscles and loluls. by purifying lb blood.
Thousands ot esses cured by U li. 11. after
all other treatments (ailed. Price ft.co per
Urge bottle al drug stores, with complete
directions for home Irratmtut Large sample
tree by wilting Wood Ualttt Co., Atlanta, Ga.
D1I F-NO MONEY TILL
Pale Delicate Women and Girls
TASTELESS CHIIX TONIC, drives out Malaria nnd builds up tbe
ore taking. Ihe formula is plainly
tasteless, nnd the most effectual form.
nils woman snya Lydlri Be
Plnlclinm'H Vegetable Compound
saved her llfo. ljcnil her letter.
Mrs. T. C. 'Villadsen,of Manning,
Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
" I can truly say that Lydla E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound saved my
life, and 1 cannot express my gratitude
to you in words. For years I suffered
with tho worst forms of femalo com
plaints, continually doctoring and
spending lots of money for medicine
without help. I wrote you for advice,
followed lt as directed, and took Lydla
E. Plnkham's Vcgctabla Compound and
it has restored mo to perfect health.
Bad lt not been for you I should have
been in my gravo to-uay. I wish every
suffering; woman would try it."
FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham's VcgotaDlo Compound, mado
from roots and herbs, has been tho
standard remedy for femalo ills,
and has positively cured thousands of
women who havo been troubled with,
displacements, inflammation, ulcera
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bearing-down
feeling, flatulency, indiges
tion,dizziness,or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham Invites all sick
women to wrlto licr for advice.
Sho has pruiiled thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
IK yon suffer from FIta. Falling 8lekn.es 0
Spasms, or hate CMldren that do ao, my
flew Olaeovery and Treatment
will giro them Immediate relief, and
all yon are asked to do Is to send tar
a Free liottle o( Ir. May's
I Compile, with Food and DmCT Act of OonaTeea
June 90th 194. foropletedir-rttpna, alsote
tlraonlala ot CUBK8. etc.. I IlKR by mall.
i xiprat jTtpata. uiTjLUttan4iaiiaddra
V. B. HIT. H.D, Stl ritrl Strut, lit Tort
A Big Bargain
in a high-grade Buggy and Harness for the
readers of this paper. Something fine for
your own use. The only Buggy in the
world made with the
PATENT PLUGLESS BODY
Fully guaranteed. Any body showing de
fects within one year after being put in use
will be cheerfully replaced free of charge.
Full leather trimmed. Full leather top,
Ji best wheels. 18, 20 or 22 body. Bradley
couplings. Price of Buggy, $85. Harness
at wholesale prices.
A. W. Whitaker Buggy & Harness Co.
121 IK011 Av Bet. Main and 2d, Memphis, Tea.
LIVE STOCK AND CI CPTDslTVDCC
misceuakeous ClXu I ItU I IrCO
In great raflety for sals at the lowest prices by
a. s. kkLUMrfj kkntrirsi tu., is n.s4.ii.,Ckiw.
ICImemi im bttatifUi tb tub
I ProuKrtci a laiiultu. growth.
iruTar rn to unvote urcy
Uiir to lt Youthful Color.
u$lcZi: I Thompson's Eye Water
A. N. K. F (190824) 2234.
LS.Vnii MiMM or Piomiiui Mu Cum
printed on every bottle, showing it
For adults nnd children. 50c.