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WILL OF PEOPLE. . ct'
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to Be Indiflnltel 1
.. ik. .wtinn of Mr. Drran
i .in linnnhllciiii ! crnnd
f-lifil the iop)o of the wett
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. in tin h1ft Immn.
f ifr elccJon
rid c( rev.itnK tho tariff right
ii tt3 wcii hud been promUcd.
ll'T UTS 1UO HUH lUIJfhlva
::oia .ntlcflnUu next itimmcr.
. nt n aiiinmnni iiisiirs nil
Tk Renubllran nrtr hat
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it 'ne itconu squirm, u
ras' anr i rolonto of reducing
iu I h. . r nnmna Inr
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of oflnlon In tho wrat. This
BobPtr ant Bcolnc Iho uiclou
mi dashUr of tariff barons
UU till. J At
4 u.c tr-cion oi iiryan, incy
wilouj to revtio tho tariff br-
ww and next March, honlnr
nuu ill 1 Ulf.f.i
Wfcdi, the truiti.
- -... raU.ivau utiury mo Kranu
e already changed their
Roo'fieJt tho free trader' of
nd Taft a rcvlilonlit on hi
f campaUn, are become, open
atlll rarrv nn
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v.. lmI uurucn in ino
Stick to !h Dnl.l
vauiiiKiKn ior inn nrnii
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.uuuu wnicn rreildeiit
... ... iu.iuu.-u anu proclaimed
,r iiicnninc nr thi
llhe IWnilln In, It.. i;..
-i- mi ma ruiOUI irilBIB
iH8mon, Tho people
reruion of iho tariff thnt hni
uvinK and hotlir
' . anl rff from the
,-" i.rrjint; tne I'hllliiDlnea nt
uinr . .
r -lieu our nailnnnl ivaimrt
" "PBovornmcnt, They
- -wuminixiailon of nnl rinnl
""ire to nntinn.i i
'Md the taiBtinn
... ' . rn"c exlrvaBuncB.
Tl c rHI . h'8 ,KX,mlnB 01
In ? d,aCy; Ur want.
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rui)r Uoton I'oat
"TRUST BUSTING" A FARCE.
Corporation Continue to Laugh at Ef
fort to Regulate Them.
Judicial decision that the American
Tobacco Company I a trut and hna
been and I operating In rcttrnlnl of
trado I a typical triumph for tho trust
butter. Thty maintained that It was
an unlawful trut, nnd It la. Tho court
aid o. Hut tho application for a ro
eclrer wn denied nnd thero will bo no
oihi-r action taken until tho coao haa
been decided on appeal. So, no mat
ter how much tho tobacco trado la aub
Ject to lllcKal restraint, at least a year,
probably two and possibly three years,
muat elapse beforo tho license granted
It by tho court lo contlnuo It UtcRo
nnd, doubtless, Illicit career will ox
plro. Tho beof trust wu "burted" In tho
amo way. Kvery tlmo a man pays
30 cents a pound for ait IS-ccnt steak
ho la reminded that tho beof trust wa
not ,,buted," but disciplined and for
ever enjoined from doing such thing
again. It will not bo very long beforo
every trust ha been "busted," and
what will poor robin do then It ho
wants to bo elected to office!
As wo undcrxtand that Mr. Hoose
velt'a defenso of the Harrltnan cam
1. It wra entirely proper for Mr.
Itooscvelt to solicit thl monoy, be
cause ho Intended to bunco Harrltnan
and did bunco him.
5. Secrecy waa necessary becauso
Sir. Itoosovelt'a motives might have
been misconstrued by low-minded per
son who would seo In tho transaction
a sordid attempt on tho part of liar
rlmon to control, tho presidency
through tho use of tainted money.
3. Tubllclty of such a contribution
beforo election might havo thwarted
tho high purposo of Mr. Kooscvolt In
separating Harrlman from his money
without giving him anything In re
turn, I. Other presidential candidate
should nover be permitted to cngago
In similar negotiations, becauso even
wcro they sufficiently patriotic to re
pudiate tho moral obligation they
would not bo sufllclontly practical to
decclvo a man )lk6 Hnrrlmnn.
6. Tho fact that It was Theodore
Iloosovelt who did this Is a complete
answer to all hostllo criticism.
Having defended tho contribution,
perhaps Mr. Iloosovelt will. now ex
plain Just how tho money was used,
as Harrlman said, to turn 50,000 votes
In tho eclctlon.
Th Weight of Responsibility,
Mr. Iiryan and tho Democratic party
can find satisfaction In tho thought
that they will not bo responsible for
government during tho next four
years. President Iloosevolt exprcssod
tho opinion that It would bo hazardous
to Intrust them with power. Now tho
ltcpubllcnn party must asiunio tho
great undertaking of restoring pros
perity, getting control of tho trust
and monopolies and bringing confi
dence back to that part of tho popula
tion which ha felt that power haa
sllppod from tho hand of tho many
to the fow, Tho Republican party has
bcfnro demonstrated thnt It Is cnpabla
of administrating government and
meeting crises. It will now again ba
put to tho tost. AVo do not be! lava
that Mr. Iiryan will envy it tho task.
To nccompllsli thla It will need to rele
gate to tho rear those party leaders
and all others who have fomottcn Uis
"WELRY "EFORE LOWERS,
""Wr boy 'ow ranx up
rmor, 0411,0 "ehUa worth
,kMhoy, be .alll, .l0 M;
.'' - - .'J
Flo Kontllte, of the Guy Durlesquera
"Kro parting with tho orchid, tho
young millionaire gavo tbom U long,
admiring glanco, k
'"Thoy'ro bcautlon, oroa't theyT he
laid to tho little boy. 'Do you think
Miss Kootlltes will bo pluasedr
Well, busy Iho; lad replied, 'last
niHht.'Vhod I took a similar bucch tq
Flo.jl overheard bar remark that she'd
rather have a bracelet than all the
bloomtu' flower la Now York-"
TO CURE A COUOH
Or Break a Cold In 24 Hour
Ml two ounces of Olycorlno nnd. a
iJalf ounco of Virgin Oil of Pine com
pound puro with a half pint cf Straight
Whisky. Shako well nnd tako a tea
spoonful orery four hour.
Tho gcnulno Virgin Oil of Pino com
pound ptiro Is prepared only by Tho
iKjaeh Chemical Co., Cincinnati Ohio,
and Is put up .only In hnlf-ounco vials,
each vial securely sealed In n round
wooden case to Inetiro Its freshness
Jones Vou never hear of a fat
criminal, do ycu?
Hones Certainly noL Ixok how
difficult It would bo for a stout person
to stoop to anything lowl
A Terror to HI Kind.
A certain congressman I tho' father
of a bright lad of ten, who persists, de
spite tho parental objection and de
cree, In reading lltcraturo of tho "half
"That's a ntco way to be spending
your time," said tho father on ono oc
casion. "What's your ambition, any
"Dad," responded tho youngster,
with a smile, "I'd llko to havo people
tremble llko aspen leaves at tho mere
mention of ray name." Llpplncott's.
(Tin or Ohio Crrr or Tdubo. I
LecM cnvirri. f
rttis J, Cxtiir irukr Mth tht ht U mVt
Mrtarr ol th firm ot r. 1. uiikx CO. doln(
bnl-m la lb tur ot TulMo. Oxinlf uxi HUt
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ONK lll'Mmi.I) UOI.LAIU lor rwli M imr
m ot dmiCT lhl ruoot tx mrrd by Uw w U
IIIU'S ClTtlUI CCHC,
rnANK J. CHENEY.
Pom ta twtnn vat MitomkMl fci isr tmrui
UU ik dr o( IXumUr. A. U4 iw.
I t A. W. CLCASO.V.
I ZZ. Nfftisr lS;uc
lUD'i Caturti Ctira M Ukfn tntrrnillr M rts
ttrwtlr upon tlx bhnd and bmxii (urtun ot lb
fTitn. tteod tat tmltnoaHla. ttr.
T J CHUNKY CO. Toll O
U br n Dnirinu. I.
Tsi um I'uniir rut tor coutitxUoB.
Wo read of a certain Iloman em
peror who built a magnificent palace.
In digging tho foundation tho work
men discovered a golden sarcophagus
ornamented with three circlets, on
which were Inscribed: "I have expend
ed; I havo given; I havo kept; I have
possessed; I do possess; I have lost;
I am punished. What I formerly ex
pended I havo; what I gave away, I
havo." From tho Qcita Ilomanorum.
8polls for Fashion's Followers.
At auction In London during the
laat half of 1907 there wero catalogued
for sale 19,742 skins ot birds of para
dise, nearly 115,000 wblto boroa
plumes and a vast number ot the
skins and plumes ot many other birds
of beautiful plumage. Including alba
tross quills and tho tails ot the lyre
Test Its Value.
Simmons Liver Purifier Is the most
valuablo remody I over tried for Con
ltlpatlon nnd Disordered Liver. It
does lta work thoroughly, but docs not
gripo llko most remedies of Its charac
ter. I certainly recommend It when
over tho opportunity occurs.
W. M. TOML1NSON,
Prlco 25c Oswego, Kansas,
How Rows Begin.
"Hubby, I dreamed last night that
that you didn't lovo me."
"I'iow foolish you arc"
"Foolish, am IT As It I could help
vbat I dream about!"
And tho fight was on.
Qualify Make Good,
fterm of Miliaria will effectivrly tie your
hands behind vour back. Your ikiwit to
do things is cut in half by Malaria. Quinine
snly makes the trouble worse by reducing
me nerve lorre. dnnnson ionic is tho
only effective force that will enable you to
qualify nuke good.
An Autocrat, , ,
"Do you think that tho people ought
to rulo?" asked tho patriot
"Don't oak mo," answered tho nerv
ous man. "I'm prejudiced against the
Idea. I'm a baseball umpire."
It's a Hustler.
Hunt's Ltchtnlnc Oil Is un and do
ing all tbo time. It cures your aches,
pains, cuts, burns and bruise while
you sleep. Rub a llttlo on your mis
ery and feel It disappear.
"How do you preserve your teeth so
"I never buy nny tooth powder from
a dentist" Clevoland Lender.
For Colds and Grlpp Cspudlne.
Tha beat remrdv for QrlDu and Colda la
illcka' Capudln. Itrllevra tha urlilng ami
ft-Vf rliluif . Curra tha cold lleadacha
also. It'a Liquid Kffccts ImmtdluUly 10,
25 and Ma at Drug Btorea.
Dotwccn being held ud and blown
up. tho average married man has a
strenuous time of It
ONE CALAMITY NOT FORESEEN.
AnaUThat, of Course, Was tha On
'That Actually Occurred.
Mr. Silas nennelt was a philoso
pher. On a certain dismal occasion
some ot the neighboring women wero
condoling with her. With commenda
ble cheerfulness, says a writer In tho
Now York Times, sho replied:
"I've raised four girls nn' throo boys,
xpectln' every tlmo they'd be twins
and rod-headed llko their Grandpa
Dennett nn' yet they nln't
"An' I've worried consld'blo over
mallpox brenkln' out In ray b'.g fam
ily. So for, 'taln't
"Last summer, durln' July an' Au
gust, an' mebbo part of September, I
was real mclonchollc, fcarln' I'd got
an appendix; but I guess I ain't.
"An' through It nil, It never occurred
lo mo that I'd bo tho ono to fall
through them rotten old meetln' houso
step an' break my leg In two places,
but I bo." Youth's Companion,
There and Dack.
Once upon another tlmo a tramp
was being fed at a college cookery on
the pieces do resistances of the fresh
"Somo authorities claim that bad
cooking drives many men to drink,"
sold tho assistant principal; "was that
tho caso with you?"
"Looks to me, lady, llko de odder
way around," answered the hobo, un
gratefully; "It wu drink druv mo to
this !" Illustrated Sunday Masailne.
This Is So.
Wo wish to state In as plain and
vigorous way as words can express It,
that Hunt's Curo will positively, quick
ly and permanently euro any form of
Itching Skin disease known. One box
Is guaranteed to cure. One application
As Yale Sees It.
Tanke It must bo great to be a
8tyne Why so?
"Tho streets up there are so crooked
that peoplo can't tell whether you'ro
walking atralght or not." Yale Keo
erd. Curing Grippe
with Quinine it like doping an old j.tde to
run a hit heat and have lutn drop dead nt
the finiih, You can't cure Grip with
Quinine but you mi$ht patch a man with
it. Jolinnona Tonic makes Rich lted
lllood and give a splendid sense of power
to do tbingi.
The Real Place.
First Amateur Fisherman Where
Is really tbe best place to get the
Second Ditto (confidentially) In
any first-class fish market. Baltimore
a . LI
m u m ar-vp. m . . aa.
ALCOMOL-3 PER CENT
AVeflclaWe Preparation for As
ling the S lomachs and Howcls or
Opium.Morphinc nor Mineral
Not Nahc otic
A perfect Ffcmcdy TorConslip
lion . Sour Stomach.Diarrhoco,
and LOSS OF SLEEP
facsimile Signature of
The Centauh Co-ipanYi
Tor Infanta ni ChlMrta,
The Kind You Have
JOuaranteed under the Foodaw
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
y For Over
It was at Derby, England, that the
members of tho Society of Friends
were first called Quakers, and tho
chuplh Jtero has Just observed Its cen
tennial. Pettlt's Eye Salve for 25c.
Relieves tired, congested, inflamed and
sore rvca, quickly (tops eve aches. Alt
drusguta or Howard llros., Uullalo, X. Y.
Tho St Anthony chapel car which
recently finished a long tour through
Wisconsin and Minnesota, has had a
prosperous week In Philadelphia.
Mrs. TVInstow'a Soothlna Syrup,
rot thlljrtu tMlhlss , aotuai tot rim, rtducci to
Tlmo Isn't money, yet people are
always spending It
Ft Arh t'e Allen's Foot-Kaa
Ovrr.V.UJ0UftUuionlali. lUfuMlmluUona. toMfol
(rM trial pukaae. A.8.01mMl, Vtlioj.H, Y.
Anacharsla: Laws catch flics and
let hornets go free
frequently suffer great pain and misery during the
change of life. Tt is at this time that the beneficial
effect of taking Cardui is most appreciated, by; .those
who find that it relieves their distress.
TAKE HARD Ul
If Will Help You
Mrs. Lucinda 0. Hill, of Ireeland, O., "writes:
"Beforo I began to take Cardui, I suffered so badly
I was afraid to lie down at night. After I began to
take it I felt better in a week. Now my pains have
gone. I can sleep like a girl of 16 and the change
of life has nearly left me." Try Cardui
AT ALL DRUG STORES
Iriiinin And ttwudAat & halfc
riotnua ft luarUnt rrowtk.
I KTr fails to Btor Ony
Oun wtlp dimat ft hair faUla
HY-P0 Cathartic twn&isnz
1 w Anion tha Um,
It tncu Uiuranudunlcrtbi fun rood and IMoaa
Act. Trial bntllflTwrntr.nToOnU. Clmilrtr.
XilE TOMUUK COUVAHY. Kuttand. VS.
A. N. K. F (190848) 2258.
The Comfortable Way
And the straight way. Daily service via Union
x Pacific from Chicago to Portland. , v
Electric Block Signal Protection the safe road to travel
Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping Cars, Pullman
Tourist Sleeping Cars, Free Reclining Chair
Cars, Coaches and Dining Cars.
Let me send you books fully describing Port-
land, the Northwest and the train service via
Ask about tke Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposittoa at Seattle, Wash., 1909
Suit trip, during uaton, to YtUowitont Park, at low rat on all through t!ckt$. Writ for BookUtt
E. L. LOMAX, General Passenger Agent.
Nursing Mothers and Malaria
The Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS CHILI TONIC, drives out Malaria and builds up the
pystem. You know what you arc taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it
is simply tminine and Iron In a tasteless, and tne most ettectual lorni. ior adults ana cuilaren. 50c.
I f of Uuipapcrdc-
ttied in lit column ttioulu iauft upon
hiving vthal they atk lor. rdooag all
uhAitulot ot IniiutSoot.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYESj
toisiMwa StUclwtltairiolhM. OyWaoaafctta eaters silBtaw. T tra la cM mtar katUr tkaa tt, ttfcar dra. You can M I
mmmJnKSfH!!Ci wh twiM-w-uft,maii an cnwa. mmhoc mmurn mm., Mtisw
Kellogg's Halftones. M Up
HulUbU for brtnUntf In DWk(pr vr oa ia
Uoary. KblUlwrt ut ttUi pwr will Uk Twtr
A. W. K KUAHiU N HW8IA,HK CO. Uttls Uoca.