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Enjoy I .. i dm Well-Informed ' ,! the Commendation ol Is, flcrw ltfn'r,ytwn,,lwa,CMCn' J"1 ....I. f Uvrnn l1 . n..,. t Senna should bo Ifif"". ' . ..... ther. . i nnriiiTU 'J ..v... ' l.n..tenwntith every package. Urfrttrjr,,T nJ unifonn!t-' of pro- laxative assured L.r.nnr 'ioripn.il method if man- ..-!ntotliOumjny on L r fWarnis urn ucd I (n th f Cvrun of tficl UI xir ol L to promo. tl- r'"nl tA,te rln are obtained '. t.ul from l .rt raott beneficially. fc'JIDO"1"" " , ,rtit beneficial I . m.nufiC(urnl by the buy Call- I c mil v. and for sate ll A MATTER OF LOYALTY. nut Insuperable Reason Why Subject Could roi rnc. -' ' . .... I Before mi mng. . . i.. that few types Of men. . .1-. m timp hare afforded fisr tor srntisement of a tjuiet It dan provincial msyura m r.nB I. ih I'nrrlsnil to Ien L... v. cAt, Holland, contains tbe in, .... . . i - . mircr or wermouw wno -itr ca or me Tisun oi m Ur to the ton. wai acnraca zi "ess. Miler io ccrcfmmy nrtAne tjt cciljd. wa the prrarntatlun if welrome to tio klne. j f ire tsM that tba mayor, on ap Itcatoi to rrrifnt It. to tfta anon it'imar of all. Imtrad of I-J.'rr, t tie had tx-tn told to do. IhJ tit i; :mbi nana to riibks i. r- ikt it of inr olhrr ladr. ICa LJtf the muter ot the cfr ttkt t 'Tx&lj tola him or lb .i r MJl "Vou thould bat .fi i.r" ufr i rannot." waa the rmlr. 1frrtij do. air." botty aaarrted n circr trrw red, and cTldently lal cpU eiclalmed "Confound It, t, rr:t re 3t a wooden Irel" iK.tfm rrrcrda that "a cmlla auf, hK at rice or her roajerty, and tbs :( lizthtl cutrlthL" Yeuth'a Com- TtNDER, BUT NOT LOVINa ViiKr (to cuitoroer, who bad com iiifj tilt b"i ateak la not tender krejh)-Not tender enough I O'you rt It to kits you! WMt Nation It Arowied. teerd! to the fifth annuel report ' ttt Ni'ioml Aiioclatlon for the f.zit ted Ilerenthn of Tuborctilnali. i i 1 5 iu ronTenllon held In Waihlnrlon. fl LI5, there wero In the United late on Mir 1 orer !8o nnnclatlon IKse ipeclil oiilecU are Ihn tirrvrn. . p w re:ief of tuberculoiW. Tbrea tTi umtorla and hoipltala ar F"ro 10 t&e treatmrnl nf 4nl.nii ' IMiidei theie. thr I.JU tatercul01 rllntr. r,T.4 Aim. airifi, ahere tuberculoala patient! 7 rece!e medical advl en rut tinm. wtnstni OVER THE FENCE Ntljhbor 8aya Something. tne Iront yard fenco la a famou M'JrUce on pleasant Uaya. Maybe r . ' onje ono along the etrooL w ler trion.n. i ...... . . . fc"ii wiui new aoor (-Sr Komolltnaa U I. .. i,. k a uuij' muiau M l-t other llma , I " ridcnt of Ualrd. Tcxaa, col L ' fcuuu ouvjco una wny H( H), KU lt rnfT,. . . kiv j. iuu ncarijGC&a f0'! trcufc e. uiit, . a. ., wiuuui, iaisa in rte-ihtor. about iny trouble and tn.ii "",tu cuuco nun ma. .--louofpeoplo Ikidwi .r.r I'uiaoa ana td lth mo to oult it n,i bo glre wmvm a trUI, i dld . ,nV. H.k. u' JIl take ner te,'!'" a change ber any I? hjtt.n, 4""PPe cIeo and took Udr01 tomcdlat- used 15 ft? iS?." in two Now I Pteii VaTTi ,15 ana can any All cof- I". Ud i0 raying quit ir! " uaa rostum rEu- MjtORul,, .. Indl. M io. it ,;7...' u1 11 i'otum hi helped lki iTuluc ?lllra- U did, u, too. again. N lis "r ff, Sum " cU n w vor Itn ...7-' " Pwe of coffee and all Head 'kgfl. mm liuuaa BECAME HERMIT WHEN GIRL DIED ftECLUSE IN MAINE MOUNTAINS REVEALS ROMANCE WHICH DROVE HIM TO 801 ITUDE. WORKED LONG TO WIN BRIDE Retumlnp. to Claim Her, After Three Yeara Absence, He Met the Fu. neral Procenlon Carrying Her Body to the Grave, riangor. Me. Kar up thi. yalloy ol lb Crooked rler. In Vahlnnton county, beyond the llmlta of the loe glnc campa, Uvea Jack Wilder, tho bvrmlt of Peaked mountain, who for 13 yi-ara bni dwelt In aolltudu In a log nut. Something of a myatery baa always aurrouniled thla alcnder. nalefaci'd rec lua. whoto pliyalqun did not aeem Btnwg eniiUKli to withstand the hard ahlpa of a winter In tho Mnlno woodii, and who In every way appeared un nttml for the life which bo bad chosen to lead. It was known that Wllber had to hta credit 130.000 In a local bank, and this wailo hla conduct all tlio mora Inox pllcablo to those who knew of hla lonely oxlitcnco. The explanation baa, however, been provided by two lumbermen, who re. turned to Machlas from a trip through tho Crooked Hirer valley and who partook ono night ot tba hoapltallty ot the hermit. They Inducnl lilin to tell hla atory. wblth rercala the Cannes which Induced him to forever Isolate himself from tba haunts of drills tlon. Thla romance of hla life, he says, he baa never told before "My homo waa In tlm west," said Wllber. "and when 1 waa yet a young boy my parents died ami I waa lu trusted to tho care of a uuelo and aunt who lived In Montana. My new guordlana seemed to resent th addl tlonal burden which bod been thrust utxin them, and my life with them was not pleasant "As 1 became, older tho slights bo- came atlll mora unbearable, and bad Yes, Jack," She Replied, "I Will Walt for You Three Yoara." It not been for the growing attach' ment between myself and their daugh ter, Mar Htonlngham, I would have long before started out to find employ ment and, It possible, a less Irksome existence. 'Ono night, when 1 was about 20 yeara old, I asked Mary U she would trust mo and wait for mo three years. During that time, 1 naid, I would earn enough money so that we could get married and go east. "Yea. Jack,' ahe replied. 'I will wait for you three years, and 1 know I can truat you.' Tho story of my attempts to gain living for the next two years la not ot especial Interest, but at the end ot that time I succeeded In purchasing a fculldlng lot of I,. I. Small, who owned a largo ranch In southern California, and by whom I was employed. Boon nftcr natural gas was discovered on tlio ranch, and I cold my section of It lor JSO.OOO. The threo years were nearly up. atrd tny first thought was of Mary fltonhigham, with whom I bad ben la crmrtaut communication. "rVJtm I arrived nt the little town when- she had lived with her parents I deposited my money In a bank and then started for Mary's homo. "On Uio way I met a funeral pro cession, 1 asked a former acquaint ance who was dead. Hla reply shat tered In a moment the air castles which I had been building, for be told mo that my sweetheart had died only t days before, after a brief Illness. My money now aeomed valueless to me. All tlio el) arm of llfo had gone. I did not fret that 1 could meet my undo uud aunt, to I Immediately with draw my money from tlio bank and took tho first train east. I kept on In that direction until I cajne to the wilds ot Washington county, In Maine, lu tho easternmost part of the coun try, and hero I erected my Jog but. Hero la where I shall always .stay. When I go It shall be to jnoet Mnry. and until then Jho loneMst place Is none too lonely for me' I'enusylvanta lon.U all tho slates In the amount of personal property with in (be rtato's borders subject to taxa tloa. ONE THING THAT WAS CERTAIN No Doubt tn the Baggageman's Mlnafj Like Coffin. Tn an emergency the manufacture cf Mmbnrger cheese wa forced to use strategy with a shipment Ordi narily b(a product wont lb pc'claJ! cara, but In this Instance no'cttr'tael available and the order mu'it bo',rtllo4.i Two hundred pounda of the fragUWtj romestiblo was put In a yiknW M long bor, and tnlccn to the rnllfond1 baggngeroom. Then the manufactur er bought a ticket for himself and, the box, and entered the train, At the first stop ho went ahead to the bag gage car to see that there waa no troublo. He atood by the box In a disconsolate attitude and shaded bis eyes wth hla band, Tho baggageman wna sympathetic. "A relatlvo?" he asked. "Yes," answered tbe manu facturer, "It Is my brother " "Well," asld the railroad man, philosophically, "you have ono consolation. He's dead, all right" Ban Francisco Argonaut HOW CARELESSI Ik Tbcro was nearly a bad fire at tbe theater. Hhe How waa that? He The villain lit a cigarette and tossed tbe match into tbe scowl toreT his Tkin" off In Shreds Itching Waa Intense Sleep Was Often Impossible. Cured by Cutlcura In Three Veekt. "At first an eruption o small pu tulcs commenced on my bands. Theso prcad later to other parts of my body, and tho Itching- at times wan Intense, so much so that I literally toro tho akin oS In shreds In seeking relief. Tbo awful Itching Interfered with my work considerably, and also .kept mo awake nights. I tried several doc tors and used a number of different ointments and lotions but received practically no benefit Hnnlly I set tled down to (be use of Cutlcura Soap, Cut! cur Ointment and Cutlcura Tills, with tbe result that In a few day a, all Itching had ceased and In about threo weeks' time all traces of my eruption bad disappeared. I have had no trou ble ot this kind since. II. A. Knits koff, C7H "Wabaah Ave., Chicago, III, November 18 and 28, 1907." "VrtUr Dng A Cbra. Con-, Bote l'ropt, Botwa. Logical Reasoning. A certain young man's friends tkougbt be waa dead, but he was only In a state ot coma. When, In ample time to avoid being burled, he showed signs of life, be waa asked how It eemed to be eVad. "Dead!" bo exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. I knew all that waa going on. And I kxrew I wasn't dead, too, be cause my feet were cold and I waa hungry." "Ilut bow did that fact make you think you were still allveT" aaked one of the curious. "Well, thla way: I knew that If I were In heaven I wouldn't be hun gry. And It I was In tbe other place rar feet wouldn't be cold." Quite True. Marian, a little three-year-old, la rery stubborn. One day, when sbo was fretful, her mother, wishing to engage her mind, attracted her atten tion to a cow in a vacant lot and asked what it was. Marian replied, "boss" (horse) and attibbornly refused to gtvo In. Her mother, wishing to get a correct an ewer without scolding, asked: "What eats grass besides a horse?" "More boss," was tho quick response. Do Uoeator. Household Hint TH you know how to in a chafing dlahr "Yes," answered Mr. Blrlua ilarker. "( have come novel Ideas oa tho sub- Jeet" "What are tbeyr' "Tho best way I know of to use a chafing dish Is to punch a bole In tho bottom of It, paint It green and plant flowers In It" Washington Star. Magnetism, First Dancer She's a very attrac tive girl. Second Sufferer Yes, ber father wss a big steel magnate. Succinct Justice O'Halloran Have you any children, Mrs. Kelly? Mrs. Kelly I hor two living aa' wan married! Judy. For Headache Try Hicks' Capudlne. Whrther from Cnlda. Hnt. 8tomaeh or Ntrvoua truuli!a. Ilui achta arm nnrtdllv relieved by Cpudlno. It's f.liuM-laa-ant to take Krrerla Imiiifxlimily. 10. 2 and Wo nt Drus titorvs, rne mrrcrence between a cook and a chef la that the latter con fix up things to eat so you can't tilt what the are. eooauao of tliouo CRIPPLED WITH SCIATICA Caused by Disordered Action of the Kidneys, Samuel D, Ingrahara, 2102 R. Main Bt, Lowlston, Idaho, snya; "For two years I was crip pled with sciatic rheumatism In my thigh and could not get about with out crutches. The kidney secretions became Irregular, painful, nnd showed a. heavy sediment Doctors were not helping mo so I began taking Donn's Kidney Mils. I Improved soon, and after a whllo was entirely free from my suffering. I am In tho best ot health now and am In debt ta Doan'a Kidney I'llla for snvlng my life." Sold by nil dealers. CO cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Iluffalo, N. Y. As the Boy Saw the Lessen. Prof. Charles Zeublln ot the Univer sity of Chicago was discussing at a dinner the greatest paintings of tbe world, "The legends that are beautiful and Immortal," he said, "have In them turtlis that wo all, according to our kind, take' home. This In true In likeness of Immortal works of art pictures, poems, songs. For different people they have different messages. For Instance, In my native Pendleton some of the mothers used to cut the children's hair. Tbey did It with shears and a bowl. The operation was often painful, and tbe result was never elegant "In Sunday acbool a Fendleton teacher onco told her pupils tho trag ic story of Samson and Dcllab. Then ahe turned to a little boy: " 'What do you learn, Joe,' ahe said, 'from tbe Samson story?' " 'It don't never pay,' piped Joe, 'to. hav'e a woman cut a feller's hair.'" ' Cincinnati Enquirer. Is Tired of Praying. A little girl in St. Louis the other emnlng was going through tbe usual form ot prayer "God blesa mamma, and papa and mako me a good girl," anil so on, wbdn all at onco sbe sc-ued to come to a decision. "Now that Is tho last time I am going to say that prayer," she said, very grave ly, looking at her mother. "You are older than I am and It Is your place to ask for all those things and I don't see any use In two people's asking the same thlag." Since then she has ilrraly refused to pray, Insisting that It Is her mother's place to ask Cod for blessings. Hough on Itnts, unbeatable exterminator Rough on Hen Lice, Nest I'owder, 25c. Rough on I)cdbugs,PowderorL!q'd,25c. Hough on Fleas, I'owder or Liquid, 25. Hough on,Roaches,Iow'd,lDc.,I,!q'd,2Gc Hough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c. ifough on Skccfers, agreeable toise,25e'. E. 8 Wells, Chemist, Jersey City.N. J. Good to Remember. , Physical defects can be turned Into Incentives to success Instead of draw backs, what we look upon as handi caps In tbe end may prove spurs to en able us to reach tbe goal ot desire. If we know but how to use them. We maHe our own bapplnes, we carve our own success. Exchange. Her Blue Kitchen. "Tou are always talking about your lovely little bluo kitchen." they said, "but we see you dining out every night Do you never cook in it?" "Not enough to get tired of It," she said, "and that's the reason I like It so.". His Kick. "My wife has no Idea of propor tion." "What's wrong?" "Sbo had a $200 gown made to match a J 10 dog." Milwaukee Jour- ! nil. The Vegetarian. Nebuchadnezzar was eating grass. "Yes," ho remarked. "I have come down to being a consumer." , Herewith be regretted bis lost es ; tate. lied, Weak. Wrnrr, Woterr Hjtm Relieved by Murine Eye Itemed y. Com pounded by Eipcrlrncrd Physicians. Con forms to Pure Food and Dru I-awa. Mu- lina Ooean't Smart; Soothra Kye Pain. Try Murlnu In Your Kyta. At Drucslsts. i Nothing Is so wholesome, nothing 1 does so much for people's looks, as a little Interchange ot the small coin of benovolenco. Hufflnl, A man ought to know a great deal to acquire a knowledge of the immen sity ot bis Ignorance. Lord Palmers ton. There is no need to suffer with soreness and ttiffnexs of ointa and mum.les, A lit tle llamlina Wizard Oil rubbed in will liuiWr tliem up immediately. Agirl always likes to aay "no" tbe fir ft time a man proposes, just to find out what bo will do next Dysentery, Choleramorbus Cured Ily a tritl of l)r. lliztfera Huckleberry Cor dial. At Drucguts m: and 50c per Lottie. A man Is praised too much when he Is dead, and kbuscd too much when be la living. Mra. tYlnriow's Koothlnr Srun. PcrcaUilrta tMtbl&if, Mifieai tba guru, radur to SmmaUua,ilUjipla,curlB4ttHu. tBcatoiUa. The way ot the can't-gucss-ber Is bard. uftlyi grluly, gray hairs. Use "LA UNKIND FAKE. Tho Shortsighted Lion Well, I never dreamed I should finish my days behind tho bars ot a cago. The Captaln'a Repartee. Tbe captain ot a trans-Atlantic liner, having become Irritable as a result of some minor troubles In the ship's management and tho unusually large number ot ridiculous Inquiries made by tourists, was heading tor the "bridge" when a dapper young man baited him to Inquire tbe cause of tbe commotion off the starboard side of the ship. Ilelng on the port side, the captain politely replied, with somo sarcasm, he was not,' certain, but thought It possible that a cat flak had Just bad kittens, What-to-Eat Mutual Surprise, A mission worker In New Orleans" was visiting a reformatory near that city not long ago when she observed among tbe Inmntca an old acquaint ance, a negro lad long thought to ba a model of Integrity. "Jim!" ex claimed tho mission worker. "Is It postible I find you hero?" "Yaasum," blithely responded the backslider, "l's charged with stcalln' a barrel o' sweet pcrtatora." Tbe visitor sighed. "You. Jim!" ahe repeated. "I am surprised!" "Yassum," said Jim. "So waa I or I wouldn't be herel" For Colds and Grlpp Capudlne. The btt remedy fnr Grlpp and Colds la Itlcka' Capudlne. Relieves th achlnir and fevirlabness. Cures the cold Headaches also, It's Uquld Krrects Immediately 10, Ti and Kt at Drug storea. When a man gets to itching for office he should bo given a place on the ticket and then scratched. ALCOHOt-3 PtR CENT AYegetable Preparation for As-sirnilalingiheFoodandncgula-ling the S lomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digcstion,Cheerful ncssandRcst.Conlalns neilhcr Opium.Morphinc nor Mineral Not TCatic otic sou DrSAm.'Simrsi A perfect Remedy forConslipa- lion . Sour Storrucft.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Fevcrish- ncss and LOSS OF SLEEP. Tac Simile Signature of" Tire Centaur Company.) NEW YORK. Guaranteed under the Foodald Exact Copy of Wrapper. sick headache! Positively cured by CARTERS these Little Fills. I-. Tney also relieve Dif SsaVill'IF trek from Djipr'a. In MM a n digestion anil Too Heart? M I V t K E"nK- A perfect reta il niliaV edr far DUiloeu, Kau- M riLktfi I ea, Drowtlnesa, Had H SJBJ iTattelntheMouth.CoAt- sHIHsbbI l'd Toncue, rain la th Toitni) X.1VEU. Tbey rrgulato Iho Uowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Similc Signature REFUSE SUISTITUTES. DAISY FLY KILLER- tlrsM-U tux! kliM tall tila-i. c lrn.omtiiD UJ, cva r ultra t.viiai UsutUsswM.I.'aR-' nut il 1 1 r ti Wttf, Will KkOt SHU orlnJufMDg (taliuc Uutrtiitevil tTH tl. Ofllalr, rr tnf prriMi id far lit Ito It ftj ), hrMfclja, If lews. FEVER AND AGUE poult 1? el T cured Inonudar Addret JotvpliUoulet, 101 lloKU,VVoouocbet,K.I. nonocv nkw PIRCOVKItYl ttrtl aulrkrllcfaiMCurworttrai tkMtaotietiluoniaii ana luaaM'irvafiueni lIlKff. lit. 11, 11, UUKKM o tHJtM. lxl It, ilUKU, Ui tetllui rjEriaHnc starch orwtttiaa4 -- larcBM . mm Bicwu GARTERS VlTTlE Fiver piua. OREOLB" HAIR RESTORER. o price, .uo, retail. OPERATION HER ONLY CHANCE WasCurcdbyLydiaE.Pink Imm'sVcgctablc Compound Adrian, On. "I suffered untold misery from a fem.ilo weakness and disease, and I could not stand more trinn a mintito as a time. Jly doctor said an operation was the only chanco I had, and I dreaded it almost ns much as death. One day I was reading1 hovr other women had bcea cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable- Compound, and decided to try It Heforo I had taken one bottlo I was better, and now 1 am completely cured." LEKA. V, IlEKnv, Route No. 8, Adrian. Oa"; . , Why will women take chances with an operation or drag out a sickly,, half-hearted existence, missing three fourths of tho Joy of livlnr, when they can And health in LydlaK Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? i Por thirty years it has been th standard remedy for female ills, and has cured thousands of women who hare been troubled with such all ments as displacements, Inflammation,! ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregular!., ties, periodic pains, backache, indiges tion, and nervous prostration. i If you have tho slightest doubt that I.ydla E. IUnkham's Vege table Compound will help yoa, wtHo to Mrs. I'Inkham at Lytm Mai8 for advice Your letter will bo absolutely confidential, and tho advice free CASTORIA For Infants) and Ohlldraa. The Kind You Have r - Always Bought Bears the Signat of In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA tms irrua mini?) new nt Headache "My father has been a sufferer from sick headache for the last twenty-five years and never found any relief until lie began taking your Cascarets. Since he has begun taking Cascarets he baa never had the headache. They have entirely cured him. Cascarets do what you recommend them to do. I will give you the privilege of using his name." E. M. Dickson, XI20 Resiner St., V. Indianapolis, Ind- rteaiant. Palatable. Potent, Tails Good. Doliood. Never SickeniWcaken or Urlpo. 10c, ZSc. 50c. Never told la bulk. Tho eeo Blno tablet stamped C C C Guar an toed la cur er your money back. S3 FOR EVERY LIVINGTHING ON THE FARM HUMPHREYS' VETERINARY SPECIFICS &00 Page Book in Hi Treatment andt Car of Iloraea, CaltU, Sheep, Doga, IloK. and Poultrr mailed PIIBB. Uunphrara' Ued. Co., 71 Ann Stroet, New Tork. FOR We Mill malt from inr Good Photo $1 A 1UL1TO.NU C.NGHAV10 Bite ten anuare Incliea or Iria, to prlut la Newspaper or on tJta turnery Portrait, IIuIUIuk, 3 LanUMapc, uie block or any aubject yon may select. Tbta paper will do tbe priming (or you. Western Ntartsaptr Union, tittle Rock, tik. W. N. U MEMPHIS, NO. 23-1909. ,W IP I 1 I I 'sHHHH M sass! 1 I n 1 1 'sissM I