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Chat on Topic of Many Kinds, by &
, ,1 .cr snlmnl party mnr be
U3 ll ..... .iii,r n!t nr vnuns.
tsltt '.r..f to 1'rtnk Mio mo
ajr cl - .. , II,. ..prr pom.
f-ir iiiir ' ",v
'" . .,nir n Kill) of TiK
;;, li I -t j. ,u ss from the conver
him what mil-
t it, f"; -osnl lo represent. Tlitm
II W"' ' ... ..111, ii,i.
1,3 bookie ornnmcmru v...v
r" .... i--,r nn.l nrnrll. On A
7t3 br tn Into tho ftrk nnd tho
sow'on Urth Admit tho guests
l .re- pi 13 rm"" m's
L, cr-.. nlr.R the nnlmnls will bo
P " ... ...I.nl.. t- anal.
-i ts-cM what the cftKcs con
"' tt ii n lut of nnlmala which
P., t' !d l,y Indlrldual
... . i ita rf n cimln). "Hat" hnlr
L" M iirr llrtters M O N nnd A
kryi Uinruois in picco pi
I in la doll's nlllow.
flosT l tr.a.l pleco of butter), 'Tea-
rk (a tr'.: I I"-" una loy rooster;,
..... , i'nv undressed doll).
JlJ.- ,f.c Ict'cr K nd ft picture of
n. .m hi ies crossed with wire)
I... .-r-,l and the cursts wrote
lia wj-st tfcer supposed tho animal
kit In Ce booklet, opposno a corro-
itidlni nuraber Animai canay ooxos
. vl fnr nrlit-i Then linto A
t-i hn ran come tho near-
Ut plnnlnr a s mt i whlnkor on In
l trcriT r.tce tne compliant io do
Srrte in Ice atilmnl" cookie asd
Larler ugr nolmaU.
At a Japanese nltalr thli delectable
Lsr;:ion ai nerved. I sire (be
K ; ai tt camo to me feollnu nurb
;.l b? rerr welcome, na mnny
(:r Just itich a dUh corao to the
To talc fan tan. cook half cupful of
kt.i. br.l i Han pint of milk un-
llttrrtoft Stir In n henpliiR table-
Ipoc-rl o! au(ar and ono well-beaten
t( icd retr.oe at onco from the flrc.
H:i i a half cupful of aaaorted
li:J:-d fm.t.i, cherrlet, nprlcota nnd
I'm apple and turn Into a ahallow.
kd.bt'.cred pan to cool. When firm
t In'; if-'ph about an Inch and a
nil ld; ar.d three Inches Ions; dip
f and brcnJcrumbs and brown
t'.t.j on both alJci In butter.
ITila, dust with powdered augar nnd
Announcing an Engagement.
Tte boi'.esa had naked clsht Rlrla
) luschrun and no one expected the
teci'.lcg ntfts that was announced
In this fashion: The centerpiece wni
n low mound slinped form of white
roaen known ns "bride." and there was
n delicate fringe nround them of mnld
enhnir rorns nnd mlKnonetto. Over
this from tho chnndeller swum:
cluster of white wedding bells; tho;
were tied with fluffy tullo streamers.
Tho place cards wero little standing
cards of a bride and bridegroom cut
out, nnd It did not tnko long to (lis
cover Hint tho faces wero photographs
of the young woman, who was soon
discovered to bo the honored guest,
ana tho lucky mnn.wholt wandlsror
ercd.wastolend her to tho nltar. This
menu was served: Chilled canleloup,
cream of spinach eoup, fillets of frcsii
nth fried In ollvo oil, with sauco tar
inrc; creamed sweetbreads, green
peas In ttmbnls, finger rolls, fruit snl
nd, with chcoso and bnrle-duc, pine
apple sherbet, small cakes, coffee.
A Good Queuing Contest.
The answers to each question art
words ending In 'nge."
What Is tho ag of a ship? Voyngo.
What Is tho ago of a pocket book!
What la tho tuoftt musical ngot
What nge Is necexsnry fur a soldier)
What Is a railroad's ago? Mileage,
What tho earliest nge to express
What nge Is always uhcad? Cab
What's Uncle Snm'n ageT Postage,
What age does tho ostrich attain!
What axe do single people nevet
reach? Marriage. '
What ago does a lady prefer? .Man
What'n tbo best nge for a horse.
What Is said to be a mean age?
What age should a king have?
What ago Is always before us!
Oreen belts sro stylish.
Orays aro to bo fashionable.
Never has laco been so universally
Old red Is a prime favorite with
Yellow Is nioro to be seen (ban for
Kail tones are' generally soft, dull
Small buttons, aro raoro used than
Pockets In motoring "coats and ul
sters are huge.
Close fitting styles will contlnu
through tho winter.
a ii ruameut tho long front vhl(
kick ; If, , 7 ot hlcl1 ""-"I"' "I"
V ' loa B)t ends.
"tM X K1SQ costumo at tho left Is of old bluo cloth. The back nnd
. UI'l"-'r l,ar' f tbo costume ulmulnto a sort of Jacket orna-
- i aiong tho edgo with buttons of tho material. These buttons
which fastens on one side.
rovers and tho cuffs arc all faced with
madu. The latter Is knotted lu the
To ik i.
l fic 7,7 i rm 11,0 l9wc" l,art ,s "'ousted with plaits rormlng a
Tbo i cravat uud sloovo ruillea nro of Ince.
Wiuti'ni . '""'KKuwn at the right Is of cmpo do chins trimmed with a
The ' n"J ,ct 'broldery.
tuth ... .,,art In princess or culruss style, and to this tho loner
t i ft'il i ... . m . .i . .; ..... .
in,' uuriua aua llltie yuueu sieuves are oi uioussvuuo as
THE, DANGER SIGNAL
'Tcs, Freddy, I'm a elck manl"
"Wol's dcr matter?"
"Why, I'm gcttln' that restless an
wakeful, dat I can't sleep, only at
CHILD ATE CUTICURA
Spread Whole Dox of It on Cracker
Not the Least Injury Resulted.
Cutlcura Thus Proven Pure and Sweet.
A New York friend of Cutlcura
"My thrco year old son nnd heir,
after being put to bed on a trip across
tho Atlantic, Investigated tbo state
room and located a box ot graham
cr&ckors and a box of Cutlcura Oint
ment. When a search was mado for
tho box. It was found empty and tho
kid admitted that ho bad eaten tho
contents ot tho cntlro box spread on
tho crackers. It cured him ot a bad
cold and I don't know what else."
No more conclusive cvldenco could
bo offered that ovcry Ingredient of Cu
tlcura Ointment Is absolutely pure,
sweet and harmless. If It may bo
safoly eaten by a young chlldnonobut
tho most beneficial results can bo ex
pected to attend its application to oven
tho tenderest skin or youngest Infant.
Tutur Iru k ChttD. Corp.. Rut Tropin Button.
And He Suffered.
Little Willie, suffering from nn at.
tack or toothache, had paid bis first
visit to the dentist, nccompanlcd by
his mother. Father, on his return
from tho office that evening, was nat
urally much Interested.
"Didn't It hurt?" asked father.
"Sure, It hurt," replied Vllllo.
"Weren't you scared when tho dent
1st put you In that big chair nnd
started nil thoso ilii-xln-iliz things?"
"Oh, not so much."
"That was a brave boy. But, surely,
"Of courso I suffered. Rut I Just
kept repeating over and over tho
golden text wo had In Sunday school
"Tho golden text? What was It?"
"Why, 'Suffer llttlo children to come
unto me,'" replied Willie, glibly. "I
kept saying that over and over to my.
celf, and tho first thing I knew tt didn't
hurt any more."
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
M iBffrurr via turtlr dtstrer th team of until
ftM rompiclrlr 4mna th who: artttni bra
Htmiii It ttroxa U mwoiii turuns. Much
imclra ftbonM r.rrr tw unl cirrpl on pmrrip.
iwu rrom rrpuubl phrilruni. lite dunf Ur
ul do M ti fokl la tbo mod you tu pnaiblr d
Mr from om. HiU's Caurrh Curt, mtnufarluml
br P. J Chtary A Co-, ToWlo, O.. cuoutiu no Rwr
rurr. ud I Ulra InlfniHlr. anlnr dirrttlr upon
tb bkMMl and maroua lurfAcr ol lb jlt"n. In
burta Hurt Ckurrh Cure t aur twi rrt tb
Jraulm. II Is lakrn InlfraAtljr and mrt to lolcdo,
ibio. br V 1. Chntj A Co. TntimonUU In,
ftmd It Iiruicuu. I-rk. Tie. rr twtu.
TtU UkU 1 1 maillr 1'UU tor couttMUan.
Repartee In the Bright Family.
"Tho newspapers aro making a
great stir about men's disinclination to
marry," remarked Mrs. Ilrlght.
"Tho Bible says thcro aro no mar
riages In heaven." commented Mr. H.
"And what has that to do with us?"
"Perhaps they aro figuring on hav
ing a llttlo heaven on earth."
The Thirst for Gore.
Unsophisticated Onlooker- I think
this Is a first rate placo. Seo what a
fine vlow wo bavo ot this car coming.
Seasoned Spectator Vino view fid
dlesticks! Nothing ever happens on
tlieso straight stretches not even a
broken leg. Como on down to tho'
turn and wait for the fun. Puck.
WHERE THEY LEARN ECONOMY
Matron Knew What She Was About
When She Went to Engage
Tho manngcr of the employment
Agency was used to hearing women In
search ot molds nsk applicants all
sorts of nuccr questions, says tho Now
York Tribune, but this matron made
him mildly curious. Of 14 girls In
turn alio had Inquired: "Havo you
worked In a minister's family?" Nono
of them had. "Too bad," said tho ma
tron to tho manager. "Nono of these
girls will do."
"May I nsk," said tho manager,
"why you aro anxious to know If
these girls havo worked In ministers'
"Why, the fact Is, wo'ro very hard
up Just now," said tho matron, candid
ly; "I want a girl who knows how to
economize, nnd thoso who havo worked
In clergymen's families, 1'vo discov
ered, bavo learned that lesson."
Ours and Theirs.
"A play on names unconsciously per
petrated by my youngest son was
very funny," said a Flatbush man the
other day. "Wo llvo next door to a
family named Fcltcnour, nnd tho other
night whilo my family was busy read
ing In the library wo heard a racket
on tho back porch. My son went out
to Investigate, and on his roturn my
wife, always Inquisitive, DBked what
had caused tho noise.
"'Nothln' but a couplo of cats Jim
told her, and then I heard her ask:
'Did you see whoso they wero?'
"'Yes; ono wns ours nnd the other
Weakened by Alcohol.
Dr Bertlllon, the eminent French vi
tal statistician, has shown thnt tuber
culosis Is twlco as prevalent among
the retail liquor dealers of France as
among other shopkeepers, - lie at
tributes It to tho fact thnt tho alcohol
which they handlo and use all day
long weakens their bodies and thus
renders them moro susceptllble to the
Ttough on Kats.unbeatableextermlnator
Rough on Hen Lice, Nest Powder, 25c.
Rough on Bedbugs.Powderor Llq'd,25c.
Rough on Fleas, Powder or Liquid, 24c.
Rough on Roacbes,Pow'd,15c,Llq'd,25c.
Rough on Moth and Ants, Powder, 25c.
Rough on Skeetors,agreeabIotouse,25c.
E. S. Wells, Chemist, Jersey City, N. J.
"Are these all photographs ot fel
lows you have been engaged to?"
"No. They're tho follows who didn't
"What In the world do you want of
"Why; I am saving them to make
a rogues' gallery."
For Colds and Grlpp Capudlne.
Tha but remedy for Orlpp and Cold la
Hicks' Capudlne. fUlleres the aching and
ffverUhneiJ. Cure the cold Headaches
alio. It s Uquld Effects immediately 10,
2B and lOo at Drug Btorc.
Though we should examine the
whole world we shall not find ono
man so happy as to have nothing left
to wish for. Oliver Goldsmith.
It's almost ns difficult for you to get
a man to take your advice as It Is
for you to tako bis.
, I'EHHY 1IAVIS-I'AINKIMKIl
htibern lifted In minr famlUtforarrneratloca.
It U rrllrd upon lor coldi. nrnimUha, ftclauca.
inln, burnt, ufbrnlM. c, lie, WW a bottle.
Many n man's honesty has saved
him from becoming a politician.
(Vnillnttlon rauiM and lerloutlr scgTarates
manr d 1 m i . It It Iborouablr enrru br lir.
rurce't l-cllett. Tlnr iurarcuatd annulet.
Some men never do anvthlnc on
tlmo except quit work.
Father You seem to look nt things
in a very different light ulnco your
Mrs. Newly-Mnrrlcd Daughter Well,
I ought to after receiving 14 lamps
and ulno caldclabra for wedding pres
Tommy What Is tho dlffcrenco be
tween vision and Bight?
Tommy's Pop Well, my son, you
ran Hatter a girl by calling her a
vision, but don't call her a sight.
Err. rKimt how to cet mora eres. my
ucceiaful method makes hens lay twlco
as many ettK tuinincr and winter. If you
wont lot u( ecits write to Xlra. K. Alley,
New JluJrtd, Mo.
When a man begins to tell t wom
an about his past lovo affairs he Is
planning tu add another to tho list.
So matter how long your neck may f
nr how toro vour throat. Hamlin WiiarJ
Oil will cure It aurcly and quickly. It
drives out all toreuct and iulUmuution.
You can't tell by tho slzo of tho
gravestono how big tbo man was who
lies In tho grave.
1)()T KU1 1.KCT THAT llH'dll I .
Itcvruiiilr rck jour tTttrni end uiar run Into
tuturlhlnnMrlout. Allrn'tl.una IUIuim wincbvrk.
tj Sctawol,yuc ctwNUs CTViQ$ra tegukc
VaVsAavjsota asssaYKCo taqIuic
may be roAuaWy fivsycriscai Vx
uktvwo ower nccdciLas Vhebcst oj
rxwtJcs cvttcyvTcJ. aTCoasss
vauttt,aint o siypavCTauta
JuUCVlOWS.vttcTOV)6 AqpCUu. wVv
maty wwvtovct cvirsvTAw,
To Jtli VoveJittcX cficcli.aWysy tttt ctvuiiu,
Afraid of Ghosts
Many dcodIo are afraid of ihotti. Few neoole
are afraid of germs. Yet the (hott la fancy nnd
the eerm is fact. II the germ could be me(nificd
to a alze equal lo its (errors it would appear more
terrible than any fire-brrathlng dragon. Germs
can't be avoided. They are la the air we breathe,
the water we drink.
The derm can only prosper when the condition
f( the tyitem (Ives It free scope to ettabliih it
self and develop. When there ii a deficiency of
vital force, languor, rettlettnen, a aallow cheek.
a hollow eye, when the appetite It poor and the
sleep ii broken, it It time to guard against the germ. You can
fortify the body against all germ by the use of Dr. Pierce's Gold
en Medical Discovery. It increases the vital power, cleanse the
system ot clogging Impurities, enriches the blood, puts the atom
ch and organs of digestion and nutrition in working condition, so
that the germ finds no weak or tainted apot in which to breed.
"Golden Medical Discovery" containa no alcohol, whisky or
habit-forming drugs. All its ingredients printed on ita outtido
wrapper. It it not secret nostrum but a medicine or known
COMrosinoM and with o record of 10 jtan of cures. Accept no
substitute there is nothing "Juat a good." Ask your neighbor.
'For nervous, tired women, we recommend "Car-
dui. Cnrdui is a "woman's medicine. It acts specifi
cally on the female organs and lias a tonic, building
effect on the whole system. It contains no harmful
ingredients, being a pure vegetable extract. If you
suffer from some f onn of female trouble, get Cardui
at once and give it a fair trial.
It WiU Help You
I Mrs. W. W. Gardner, of Padncah, Ivy., tried Cardui antl writes:
"I think Cardui is just crand. I have been usii.p it for eleven years.
I I M AO itnna n fl.nni TrtrtI IIL'A O (1 1 1 1 PFOTl T WriTTI nil . HITim I. nJlVH IHH1I1 1
IX ttUl MO IWulO UiU UUU sw wmv " j I
1.1 !l T 3 I ...JT. M kAA.!M nitis nAnfmianiua I
and sleeplessness, but now tho pains are all gone and I sleep good.
I highly recommend Cardui for young and old." Try it
AT ALL DRUG STORES
Positively cured by
these Little Pills.
They alto rellere Die
treat from Dtpeptla, In
dlgtttlon and Too Hearty
Eating1. A perfect rem
edr (or Slulneaa, Nau
Ma, Srowttneaa, Bnd
Tatte lathe Mouth, Coat
ed Tongue, Tain In the
Bide, TOIIPID LIVER.
The regulate the Dowels. Turely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
R pi us.
Genuine Must Bear
Boo the tortmiM mad with Btnr
iflTcnuun. iir inn mum kahuh i r air.
mer) utwl S.Sllt.lS In U wlat Un
merman (fanner) 3.8AU in av layi
Hoard flVwtrtri Nll-fiDOi lls
U.OOO. XhU wonderful oppor.
tnnltrhretolorsenjored by only
n umltrd n amber now open lo aU
HimU Hnndreda alrvadr net
tine rich. Yon run too, whrnot.
t tperlenc don't uatlcrJLilen'a
Mbalhrvom for 5. ahlnkotltt
JCnersltea water, cleuue almoet
nntomitlcAllr, n o plumblnx.
louJ-l nnnning do mors popular?
Ita imalstlhlrv IImsa mw flu
leopiwaoU 65, result 3o,
Sell Bout of 10 hoau.a'1
P write MaroneT LttT UH
SAlMmtn. rajtrttUM.. ouh n
,. . .cretlllptan. all orvparotlmA.
fantIan-Thia n4. won't appear asaln. Territory
ts.B fait. lUab 1 rent dot-i poul-far trc
ook.Droota, and reinarLahlo oiler.
THE AUEH urn. CO., 1505 Wen Bid;, Toledo. 0.
"ll-l'I .niwiH ynwr A A gt. A T.. r.f IU
f of this paper de
Keacters '?. ,br
tued in !li columns should iniia upon
having what they aik lot, nlinioj all
ubflitutet 01 imilttion.
F10 Syrup Co.
401D BY ALU ITAOING DRUCCIST5 I
e(siiioNi.Y-Rtauuui prnte so' pm dottlc I
C. SCHAEFER "J.i'o,?.:..?
Ilujf rot lLinlKood Ixaitnd Lumber.
ASH. HICKORY, OAK. RED CUM. POPLAR. PERSIM
MOV. DOGWOOD and BLACK WALNUT
flOftflPCV HKW DIKrOVEItYl clTM
MMnMr J S qulrkrllef andcurt.Horttraftf.
Iluuk ndoiUmcnUI. tnd 10 dan' treatment KllKU.
111. 11- U. UUBKM-rl bONli. tlua U. ATU4TA. Ut,
IN EAST UPLAND, TEXAS
an addition to the thrlTlng- town of Upland,
located neur the center of the Count? of Upton
and Intended for the County Seat. I own
of land In Upton Connty, and It It a matter of
Seat Importance to me that this County ahall
orcanlted at once. In order to
Advertise, Populate and Organize
UPTON COUNTY, TEXAS
I am colng- to
In the next thirty daya
1,000 LOTS IN EAST UPLAND
Sign and aend me the attached coupon
Mr. Henry M. lUUf. Midland, Text..
Fleaee write me how to CDC17
Ct a lot In Eatt UplauJ T KJLVC.
Millions of people have CAS
CARETS do Health work for
them. If you have never tried
this great health maker Get a 10c
box and you will never use any
other bowel medicine. m
CASCARRTS toe a box for a week's
treatment, alldrujei.li. Bipgcst teller
In the world. Milllou boxcaa month.
for We will make from an; Good Photo
A HALFTONE KiSGRAVl.NO
Blze ten aouare Inchea or lett, to
print In Newapaper or on Hta
tlonery. Portrait, Dulldlnc,
' Landscape, un Btoeic or any
auuleet you mT telect. Thlt
paper will do the prlDtlrjS7.lr you.
Western Newtptper Union, Llttlt Rock, Ark.
W. N. U., MEMPHIS, NO. 41-1909.
Mre. Wlntlow'a Kootlilna: Hyruti.
ltuuUHrtndprriiuuuiiyurti.ttaiiarui.iut. ( (iimiaUB,allajti,cuitwlft4etiil. asctbotu.
Many a true word has been spoken
regardless of grammar
1I1U UUft ill iud uiau&vt .a tiu uuo i
that iIoob tho most growllns, 1
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Ctloe mors ooeli brlohter and laittr olort than am othtr die. One lOe Dtc.toe colors all fliers. They die In cold aster better than ani other die. You can dia
So sarraenf aithout ripolof apart. Wnts lor Iros booklet-Hoe) la Die, Bleach and Mm Colors. MONROE DRUB CO.. Qulnay, llllnolm.
.Oa.it t baDdlthl ytrr sully, Th lrk f cored, tv&4 all othn la
sbuitebt,nuinstiirr how simmm). sxruf f rxua bstia tb dls
imm tr uUr mvusu Ligulli uuTuirLU cvkk. ui v
tUm tougum.vt In frd. let on tb blood suvl slj ftnni oC
sin iqitiis oiauwmvrr. lint ramu mtme bnown tor iuam in ioal
, On bottlti iruarsuitMa t cursj on i-tus. Um 4vn II bottloi kU t.n4
I io doftvn ofJrugirUur.d lirnwtstiMin. or -ni tiproM tld by
ruang torturer, i'ut hoa bow tu oulUc Ibnwtdk Our frw
Tho man who Is not trying to make
tlio world better Is casting his vote to
muko It worse.
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eoauaooiines. uaiy, griuiy, gray halm. Uaa "LA CRKOLK" HAIR RESTORIH.a PRIOK. Sl.OO. retail.