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ME i rt nos as a a Yor Yo AI I d 1 rirkI t the tL Mer Mercani Krcant Mercanl
Oico cant career areer at ft ry rs > sight Jsti 11Hnd rrni His cruet cruetAm enl enlAm rntetAm
Am iion ti IIn art in Lit J to I Ret et so far ahead of the theme tbeI thettnte
< ttnte me < tn t he could jffnl rfrt Y rll a ni like e Tula Cutaway way Suit Huttel a ae aei
el e DP for sund dlt nl a Ukarat l De > e Beers set setu ieti
i 1 u a ma Gold i iHe Ba Ba1 Ba1He I IHe
He i iud d to emsaf the Country Trade and andtalk aqtali andtalk
talk < 175 1s s per r Minute 8o that in a little Utt while whileie whUehe whilehe
he > ie had ai < ifrr > tvr from an al Opposition Ipposit on Conorn Conct rn Where Whereupon Whereupon Vher Vherupon ¬
upon he m s < he hated hat t b < leave rave but And tbe House Houset HoWIeblood lloueeatuod
blood t > for ai a Increase IncreaseHe InelNtSeHe IncreaseHe
He cairn into 11 to the Cutaway tutlll ay and the the Ring and then thenfound tb811tit thenitt
tit found that he needed a SpikeTail plk 1atl and a Folding
Hat and a Cape CaJt Coat oat Hl His dlad lad Raiment carried hits hi hiri
right ri ht into Suasiety Suutt > t and he began to meet Gristle 01 that thatruued thatuitd thatfulted
ruued him so he figured on the Probable Expense of
Beeping l t > Dillg Home >
Be came into the cutaway eutawai cutaway and the the14carat tMp
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He e thought that if he could annex a got goodtooatag goodtooatagTottte eoo4JooIIIIII eoo4JooIIIIIITottie looMa looMaTottde
Tottte rill large soulful Eyes and take an Apart Apartment AputIDeIIt Apartment ¬
ment and keep IE a GIrl then be would be fixed ftUdfM t for man manSo areso
So he wEnl went t out for more m Salary and ea carried tantidth tantidthBank the tb tbBank
Bank Book next xt to hi baa Heart At last Ia tb the Proud 07 07arrived nrarrtved
arrived when w he had bill own Plat with a aPIIiDo rented rentedPiano restedPlano
Piano in the Front Room and Tidle on the Chairs ChairsBefore C CBefore Cirs CirsBefore
Before the Lease expired Pet discovered dilKOv re4 that the theDintog tbeDtDtDa theDimas
Dintog Room waa too small and pecan csn to dream dreamDreama dr drDrea
Dreams Drea of a House of their Own in which they could couldEntertain couJcIEntertain couldEntertain
Entertain So he tucked back his Cuffs urr and took o a afrenh atrHh afresh
fresh Grip on the World of Trade and booed like u a aTurk aTurll aTurk
Turk making Payments on the > House He was wU be beginning Mginatne beginning
ginning to look roundshouldered d but he h drank plenty plentyof pJeIatot <
of Coffee and smoked fat Clears and buckled doneehad dorm dormHe d mL mLe
He ehad e had it all allPJ allplanped planned 1tped to o take ke a gx flood O < > d Relit eft pseoon pseoona a soon soonas n nhe
as he had lifted the Mortgage Mo e He went so far as to tolend toeJld tosend
lend out for Time Tables and look at the Pictures I1ct of ofPeople ofPeople ofPeople
People ratting dttln around In Steamer Chairs e onjiy enjoyfng J the the8ea theBea e elea
lea AirHe Air AirH AirJIf
H JIf would have taken a nice long Vacation Va lon only onlyhe oniyhe nIy nIybe
he saw a Chance e to break Into the Firm AccordingiR Accordingly AccordinglyHe Accordt Accordtwent
He went to Debt up to his Eyes He would lie 1waM 1waMt ii awake awakeat
at t Night casting eutln up his hi Liabilities and computing computingInterest lOm computingInterest Utmw UtmwInterest
Interest He talked to himself on the Street and acted actedjust aetectJ actedjust
just J the halt t bit Dippy But he was w determined to toswing tomnC totwin
swing twin the t Deal and nd then ax soon ax he was w out of ofthe oftile ofthe
the Woods W he could take a Trip and haar ba around aroundPicture aroupdPIcha aroundPktnre
Picture PIcha OaOeriett and nd ride in Gondola and nave the theTime theTime theTime
Time of Ida Ufe with nothing notl nc to worry hintFor hint hintany bi bior
For or y ears be had said ad that It was a Crime for fDrODe forany
any one Man to pile pll up more than HMOOO 10900 As soon soonas IIO soonas n nhe
as he went we above that Figure It was w a Case t of Sit Sitting 8thu Sittin
ting u tin up Nights to count it As soon as he had that thatHundred thatH thatHnndred
Hundred H Thousand raked up and tied in Bundles then thenfor tMnfOF thenfor
for a Quiet Spot near a Body of f Water and a Naphtha NaphthaLaunch NptatbaLaaeh NppbthaLaarmyh
Launch and 84 the tree open Idle WeWater of the Golf Links LinksTo LlnbTo UnlitTo
To the itcent Table T dHote Fellow ellow 1WMO ttatno ttatnoleons amo amokvnl
leons in one Lump looks bigger than the Union Sta Station Bt Bttion 8 8ito ¬
ito tion bat the Man Ma who to being betn < < gnawed fd by b the Ma MammaBacillus MaI Maanus ¬
anus mmaBacillus I UadUua thinks he to a Pauper unions unl II he can cancount cant cancount
count t ep Jteven wen ell Figures FlCUI He is always 1way tilingup tilingupalongside sisingupalongside ilq up upalOQpl
alongside e of Rockefeller and Morgan fnd he feels reelse
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Uke a Piker Ptlteraftttq sitting In a stis nt ti Foker Poker P seer Oamt wttk wt one oneWhite ne neWhite
White Seed V <
Just J Juatabout abOut a4 out the time the Business Bu I Man counted countedup oouatedup
up UMOM 1 to the t Good he discovered that thataeven be ne needed neededseven neededseven
seven Servants around the Housed Houa 4 And the tilecould WaNM WaNMcould IfIsIMcould
could float down do n town on a snny aon 9y Afternoon and andmake andmake act actke
make ke HMO = l808 look like a Pinch of Sniall IJId n Ctance CtanceHe aaeH Cbailge CbailgeHe
He H set his hi Mark at One Million Thenwhen TIleD when hehad he hehad Ie Iehad
had that out to the Sylvan Dell He Hew was going tohe tohea to toa
a Gentleman Farmer FannerEKery Farmerlrery Farmerlfirery
EKery Office Building on Earth is i congested co < < with withhollowtyed wttbbollotyed withhollowryed
hollowtyed Prisoners who are plannA planning to be I e Gentleman Gen Gentleman Gentlemn ¬
tleman Farmers Farmersabout about next Year or Tear Yearatter Yearattera after afteraway aft aftaway
away a way from the Hurly Burly and nothing to do except exceptraise aceDtrllifle exceptraise
raise Chickens ChickensAll
All of them have those Chicken OQreeine TJrts TJrtsBusiness TJdIIBualnetUI TltiaBusiness
Business Man whom we are descwlbt describing dHCfI even went weatfar a afar e efar
far as to pick out the kind of Chicken he heto was going goingto gout goutto =
to raise ralaePlymoutb Plymouth Rocks He H llrullld 1 gunsd u how many manyEws manyE u uEa
Ews E s be could get g t per Hen and sometimes ettmea when the thePencil tilePencil thePencil
Pencil was working well he estimated that he COII1dmake couldmake could couldmake
make the Place selfsupporting selfsupportingIn
In the meantime he was humping himself and andeating andeatlne andeating
eating Pepsin Tablets and taking a little Utt UttevelJ aomet something somethingevery > iing iingevery
every Night to make him Sleep SleepThe SleepThe SleepThe
The Business had developed so that he had four fourteen tourtefon fourteen ¬
teen PushButtons Pu hButton in front of him and kept two twoStenographers toStenocraPbtM twoStenographers
Stenographers busy and was jumping from the Long LongDiatance Loa LoaD1 I IDistance
Distance D1 tanee Phone to the Private Office moot m 8t of the Time Tlmaand Timeand IJJDend
and nd chewing up 30Cent 30 Cent Cigars and ad in 1 other Ways Waysgiving WQavine Naysgiving
giving vine a correct Imitation of a Men who w has Juaand a large tarpand largeand
and nd ambitious Family on Hand HandHe HandHe HandHe
He began n to look Wild cut of the Eyasa Byes andaevena and td had a asevere asevere
severe case of the Jumps but he bad to postpone that thatRest tllatR thatRest
Rest R t for a little While because no noODe one else eI8eatood unstar unstarstood uutslntstood
stood all the Details of the Business BusinessWhen Bua1 Bua1en Busin u uen
When en tbe Doctor hinted about Nervoiip Nenr Nenrtlon Prostra Prostration Prostration ¬
tion fie a said Id that he was trying to get et the whole wholeOrganisation wbeleOrJranlnon whaleOrganisation
Organisation down to a System so that someone else ttoecould fIIetOulct elsecould
could step in and run it after which he lteespecte4 expected to istake totake totake
take a Place in the Country and a d raise Chickens Chlc He Hetold Hetold
told the Chicken Story so often that he bEgR3 beganto begantobelieve betcrbelie > t0 t0believe
belie believe it himself himselfIn him > > eJt
In order to systematise y tematl8 the Large LargeBusiness Business Busipt > en that thathe t the thathe
he could turn it over to someone someo e e dlee e and thrn th n have
bin h l Vaculiiin he b began gal tu II jut in sat HiMtn n N routs > UT8 ur a Day Dayand VIytnd Dayand
and < landed in the large > Corner orlwr Room u a a1ralne a1ralneNUrR Trained TrainedNurse TrainedNurse
Nurse putting Ire I on his Head and t niig LI him hewould he hewould h hwould
would be all right in a Day or so soHe I IHe O OHe
He had a Ticker put in at t one side ide of n tt the e Bed B f arm armkept anl1kept andkept
kept a Stenographer on hand up to the th Afternoon Afternoonthat Afternontbat Afternoonthat
that be departed deprt this Life Lif a ait s sIt IIt
It to s said that t when he W went nt to hi his Reward he hewas 11 11waa h1was
was met by a Celestial Attendant who proved p roved to ttttile tothe be bethe
the Recording Angel AngelIf AngtIf
If youre the Recording Re ord1nc Angel get out outBook yi yiBook year yearBook
Book said the Business Man I want you 011 to tofew take takea
a few Letters Lett for or me meMORAL meKORAL meMORAL
MORAL The chicken Ranch Ran b is always aIwa in iz I 1eputure t tFuture De Dehuu >
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BY B Y RI 12 RICHARD C H A R D LE L Ej G f QLLLENNE L L LE N N E
KNK1K 1 HJK IBSEN to said to be so 01 D that the theI tiletiltte thetivities
fiJ I tivitie in honor of ofb18 his seventyfifth tfttth tfttthhavt Mrt Mrtnave birthpay birthpayhave
nave > had to go On without aim Newspaper fewappef fewappefj dis 41setches disi
i itches < describe d crlbe him as a 1IMD mental stem and andI physical physleattl physicalurek
urek tl I rrrk k From all accounts a ata It would seem that Ulatthe On Onthe O OV
V the he few tf remaining malal giants n18ill to about to to take t his h hisievu hisievuf rest restrhsn t tfjn
fjn f rhsn n BJornson Tolstoi T l8tot Meredith Swlnbum Swln all allmiauls allianty
= miauls ianty 111111 in their way and only five e of them t left That Thatthey Thatthey t
they 1 have all done their work and ad done it well and andi nd ndthilt
i hat lat their going Inc will make us no poorer is I of cou coiurs coiurstrue e etru I It
true t tru rut enough They can no more take t e their book bookith bo4 booksith Iw Iwi
> ith i r h them than tit > n the rich man can take his gold Yet Tethough Yethough
1 hough h UKh the loss It of a great matta man completed completedt completedtlIun treat treatnan grptuau
nan so to say Uyu to largely a fallacy flIe of the imaginationi imagination lmatl n ntltrt
i here ht rr is a sense In which the dying of such u h men howpr how howver
< ver v pr rsafely safely < reaped Jt Ped and stored their harvest may be bet
> 1 los I loss SM It k i4 a loss 1 to our imagination at all II eveata eveataIhere eve everts evertsihrre Q QThtrt
Ihere is always something inspiring In the thought thoughtf
IIi f great gr at personalities pt > r8tlea actually living somewhere in inworld Inworld inworld
world at the fink time as a ourselves They givei give Dvepadou
i < paciousuess padou p toiAhe the times tlm and moreover keep h hAorld he heurl I Iorld
Aorld orld url t reminded of the truth that greatness tneaa and grfat t
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men en and the heroic b roI way of 0 Mvtojr UYkw are not mere l e legends leg legenda 1 1t
ends of t a peat age Kvea though they the may y have havemaerd baveeIIIIe4 haveceased
ceased to be actively aetJvel great their continued e UauedJreIeIee UauedJreIeIeetile presence presencein
in the world hy 1 7 virtue of their prestige exerts a astrong ait aaprpg
strong if silent leat influence And did you once neBaIley see see11Gieiky e eKaeiley
BaIley plain r How eagerly some of us will be beaiked beed beasked
asked ed a few years yea hence the same question about aboutthe aboutthe aboutthe
the ten I Ihavs have named namedSome namedSome namedSome
Some day I shall be able ble to say Y my voice quaver quavering quaverInc quaverlag ¬
Inc with age that I once saw rbem take nl his lunch lunchat lunthat lunchat
at the cafe of the Grand hotel Christiudaandeven Christiudaandevenspoke Christlania Cbrat1l11laan4 and even evenpoke evenpoke
poke a few words with him But as he doesnt doesntpeak doesntspeak OM t tpeak
peak English and I dont speak Norwegian our con conversation convetloft conversation ¬
versation carried on with the assistance of a friendwho friend friendwho frlea frleawho < <
who spoke both was naturally limited i la its nature natureStill natureStilt tare tareSUIt
Still I saw for myself the stony flercewfejalterftd fterce oiL olCface oiLtact oldface
face dear to the caricaturist irascibly lraae1bl intellectual intellectualand IntelleetaaJaad
and an expression espre lol1 something between a German pro professor prot880r professor ¬
fessor and nd a Japanese Japaa e wargod Externally te lI indeed indeedIbsen IndeedJb8en indeedIbsen
Ibsen WM nothing if not professional profealonalwitb with a touch touchof
of the tb dandy dand A rather funereal dandy dandyfor for he was wasdressed wasaU wasdresnod
dressed all in black broadcloth a frock coat of por porteototis port portentoltse
teototis t length being the most noticeable garment garmentthough RnDenttboU8h garmentthough
though his white tie and a scrupulously goltohed silk HK 11t
t Be had fourteen yuafc buttons 1natte infront in infront infroat
front of him and anc slept two twoOPPUIII etenOfrapherB eten stenographars
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hat batstick were hardly har41 leas le e Impressive Instead Ii Iittclt ef a walking walkingtick
tick he carried a carefully folded umbrella A aansmore Agt Agtmore figure figuremore
more grimly spick and span if it is I diflfcult to toThua imagine imagineThus ImeI t tThus
Thus attired attl he wan wa to be seen every day about noon noonwalking noonwalJdnc noonwalking
walking down the main street IItreetto to the Urand hotel hoteland hoteland hoteland
and his daily pilgrimage pll < < rlmagt > wa waaa was a national 101 event The Thepassersby ThepaaebJ Thepassersby
passersby greeted him respectfully and IHJ in the cafe cafeitself cafeItllelf cafeitself
itself he was a8 pointed out ut to strangers tra like a public publicmonument pUblicmoaument publicmonument
monument That is our great < < rut poet t Dr Ibsen I you youwould yeuwould youwould
would be told for Norway NOIa after practically pNCt driving drivinghim drtvl drtvlJWp drivinghim
him into exile for years has grown town to be proud p of its itsGrand it itGrand itGrand
Grand Old Mtn I should rather have said of one oneof oneot oneof
of its Grand Old Men len for Norway of course has two twoto twoto twoto
to be proud of and my sight of 1 Iheta n was w all Up Upmore tIJe110ft toesore
more Interesting to me because I had hardt jolt com coma from fromaSrlsit trvmto fromavisit
aSrlsit to Bjomeon and Dd was thus th able we to totwo oompar eomyasp tfc tfctwo tbtiro
two giants giantsA taatsl ants antsA
A l greater contrast than the two men to hardly hardlyeonceiable ba hardlyconceivable IJ IJeoDcehable
conceivable Ibsen saturnine magejUrtal forbid forbidding fOrbIddine forbidding ¬
ding BJornson an openhearted aungoft fulLof frank frankspeech frankepeeeh frankspeech
speech and mighty laughter Never gyp I Ircarpt forget forgetmy forgetmy
my first sight of him as he stood on oathe the veranda of ofhis ofhis
his country house of Aulestad near Lillehammer LlIIeba DIDeI bill htosplendid billQlendid binsplendid
splendid white hair glittering in the morning I sun lunIV un
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shine and his la treat t arms extended to us a half an a it itseemed Itseemed itseemed
seemed In welcome half in bonediottoa beDeUotIoafor for be looked 1oolradlike lookedlike JooIIedlike
like what indeed he is some beautiful utlfaJ father of ofpeople Ma Mapeople hispeople
people Welcome to Anlwtad he called to our ourIfftle owIftUe ourlittle
little party of three th pilgrims pil ima as we e alighted alllta 4 from oar oarquaint otIrqualnt oarquaint
quaint little Norwegian carriages carrlaceeCttnole otrrole do tlllty theycan tn tllltycaU y ycall
call them He stood there the hatless and ad with a bath bathtowel bathtowel bathtowel
towel over his shoulder and explained that he was wasjust wuJUllt wasjust
just off to his morning mornln bath in the torrent that bat comes comesdown eomeadown comesdown
down the pine pinewood wood at the bax Dock of his house houseWouldnt bouRWouldnt houseWouldnt
Wouldnt we join him So off we ail went up upthe through throughthe
the wood and came at length to a place where the thelittle thelittle thelittle
little river makes a waterfall of some ten feet This Thtowas ThI ThIBjorMOn Thiswas
was BjornsonH morning bath and there with hta htabock b bback hleback
back against a llUlt the rock and the water waterdul dashing nc over overhto OY OYIda overhis
Ida shoulders his great lionlike head laughing Ihl amid amidthe amidthe mid midthe
the spray it was as though one had caught a afit glimpse glimpseof
of Saturn in the woods woodsThence woodThnce woodsThence
Thence returning it was our privilege prtvUe to snare snarefor sbaTetor sbarefor
for a little while hUe in the beautiful home life Ut of Aule Auiestad Aule5tad Auleatad
stad and to understand what a good lovely love nature natureas 1tatrewen
as well as a great t man BJornson is I It is not strange strangethat atrancethat strangethat
that he is loved by the tb whole Norwegian people for forit forIt forit
it can seldom aeltlo bare happened that goodnem and power powprJ
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Be I s and a ticker put by his bedsMa bedsMaand bsdMisand
and kept a stenographer oa hand till tillhe tillJae
he died
strength Irth and gentleness IIt1e have been so wonderfully wonderfnltrunited w wtee wonderfullyunited
united tee In one man Ibsen may m be and doubtless dou douth to istle tothe
the th intellectual king of Norway but BJornaqacertalnl BJornson is iscertainly as ascertainly
certainly Ita spiritual Irttual head That the men meaban sh sheaia sheaiahave aid aidstave
have been lifelong IlteJo rivals was u inevitable Inevitablerivals and two tworivals tworivals
rivals more strikingly contrasted con ruted and nd more eyea ereey ereeymatched eyeatched y yautclted
matched tched could not be It must have been hart on enboth onboth onboth
both of them to find their children making maid op the theold tIaeold theold
old feud with a kiss ki for as everyone knows kDwmuud W Wmund 11g 11gmund
mund Ibsen married Bergliot rcllot BJornson Beautiful BeaatUnBergHot BeaatUwdBerwHot BeautifulBergilot
BergHot BJornson I once saw her too toobat hut alas alaslike alitlike Iaa Iaalike
like Ibsen she couldnt talk English Yet I fear t I Ididnt Idldnt Ididnt
didnt mind it so muchin Ibsens lbeelt case And a propos prooosher proposher pIOfOIIher
her marriage a quaint quail little story 01 is told whteflF wbleltlworth wb1ePworth I Iworth
worth reteUlD retelling The two great fathers had bees beesbrought bNab beenbrought
brought b bt so tar as to agree ree to the marriage bat at atthe atthe atthe
the wedding feast an embarrassing em point of preeedw preeedwarose afe pfladMarose Pt Ptaro
arose aro e Which of the two great men was to walk W1kfore be before i ifore
fore the other The difficulty vanished by their tileifhumoredly f goodt goodthuntoredly ° odf odfhumoredly j
humoredly walking arm in 1 arm So I think their tfcejrwork tIMIrwork theirwork
work ended and their rivalries riva s forgotten they dI dIIIOme wl wlsome ti t tsome
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