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I I THINK most grownups look back backwith backr
r I with real delight to the games hey beyused heytA
tA used to play at parties when the thewer they theyI
I wer hi1rlrn Tbere was Old Family FamilyCCLj FunhyCc
CCLj Cc h with its 80inewbat boisterous boisterousc
c 11 11 it iid 111 the possibility of finding ftndingYI
YI T If without a eat and Copen Copenh
h w iil I Going to Jerusalem 1eru aleID and andm
i m tlr I ir > i Must of these games in inI
l I a large circle of chairs placed placedd
I d t < guther ther am1 however full the theroo thero
roo J1 mht ht be no tiLt Lc ever complained complainedof
of l 1 in jug too crowitd Slander was wassufTjntly W8sL
L sufTjntly SUfT ntly interef interesting ng for the oppor opporturity opportuuty
turity it atorded or whispering softly softlyin
in 011 nir fair listnrs tar the possl posslbl
bl dntitic valu of the results ob obtaH obtatt
taH 1 I vtt sLriolsly llterferlng with withthe withthr
the Ioympnt of the IlpUrL The thing thingwa
wa to t I start going some bit of In infor inforrflaL for formUT
mUT n hy rakIng conftdentially to the thepart thepartir
part partir wr un n your right ThIs player playerwul playerWUiI
wul tin convey the Information in insir InsiTtijtr
sir siTtijtr Hilt fashion to the next neighbor neighborand
and f 11 game proceeded The start startling startling
ling fan pa tlf t the proceedings came when whentht whenthi
tht irk i had been completed and the thestatmnt thestat
statmnt stat rn nt that bad first been made was wasannun wasannun
annun < 1 together with the result af aftcr aftcr
tcr it t hll been passed through 110 many manyhands manyhands
hands handsA
A wtJ ir modest remark referrlq to the theami11 theamiable
amiable < qualities of some member of the theparty theo
o party after haYing been retailed from fromone fromone
one t tc another with some degree oC mys mystery mystery
tery wuld cause much astonishment astonishmentand
and many blushes when ftnMly re repeatt renT
nT peatt peat1 d at the close of the game pmeWhE gameWhither
WhE Whither thr Ute game wa was originally pro propo proposeil
po poseil ed by some very wise person who whoIn whoIn
In the dawn of civiUution feeling im impreMBed Impreed
preMBed by the dangers resulting from fromindiscriminate from1nd1acrImInat
indiscriminate gossip took this method methodof
of inculcating a lesson under the guise guiseof
c 0 of sport will probably never be known knownBut knownBut
But one might very wisely make use useof useof
of this exhibition of the danger of re repetfng repeating
petfng little statements more or less lesstrue lesstrue
true which have been caught up in inconYersatlon Inconversation
conversation with friends and which whichmay whichmay
may not always have a tendency to toI I Iwork
I work to our neighbors good Bad I Inews Inews
news travels swiftly Is an old old oldf38jing oldsayIng
sayIng and there Is a great deal ot ottruth oftruth
truth In it itWhy itWhy
Why we e should take delight in re repeating reg
peating anything that has an unpleas unpleasant
ant savor vor ill ane ne of those difficult ques questions quesz
z tions which will probably never be besatfefactorlly besatisfactorily
g satisfactorily answered but it is cer certainly cert
t tainly a fact that people enjoy listen listening listenIng
ing to gossipy stories without regard regardto
1 to their truth Many worthy persons personsvery personsvery
very scrupulous in other respects seem seemto
1 to have no hesitancy in repeating state statements stateI
I ments as bona fide facts when they theyreall theyreally
reall really know nothing about their troth trothor
i or falsity I fa fancy lcy that this is one of ofthe ofthe
the evils forbidden by the command commandment commandb
b ment Thou shalt not bear fa1lle wit witness witf
f ness against thy neighbor Definite Definitepremeditated Definitet
t premeditated Uas are certainly the foon foondation founj
j dation of a great deal of harm If we weknow weknow
know that our neighbor Is addicted to todrawing todrawing
drawing the long bow we never can cantell cantell
tell what to depend upon when he hemakes hemakes
makes a statement we take aU he has hasto hasto
to say mOle or Ie less with a pinch of ofFait ofsalt
Fait realizing that we have to form formour formour
our own conclusions from such prem premIses premIses
Ises as he may present to us as to towhat towhat
what really are the true facts in any anygiven
given case cieBut caseBut I
But a much more Insidious evil ill the thehabit thec
c habit ot making apparently innocent innocentRtatement Innocent1i1
1i1 Rtatement which in reality reflect upon uponour uponour
our neighbors and for which we have haveno
no warrant What makes the matter matterworse matterworse
worse is that there Is frequently not the theIfast theleast
least possible occasion for these rash rashrmarks rashremarks
remarks except a desire on our part
10 make our ourselves fIf < appear entertaining
to our friends I once heard an esti estimable I
mable lawyer hi wyer make thl1litatement th statement that thatit I IIt
It was a Wellreco weIIreconIzeU nisea axiom thata thatapoliceman that a apoliceman
policeman had no reSpect whatever for forhis forhis
his oath There are surely notable ex exceptions oxceptions
ceptions to this sad criticism of the re regard regard
gard in which the truth Is held b the tbenOBle thenoble
nOBle defenders of the peace I eer eertainly eertainly
tainly shall not tell you ou ot what par particular particalar
ticular city the broad statement was wasmade wasmade
made But one can not but feel that it itIs Itis
Is a rather curious criticism on the thepresert thepresert
presert state of our civilization that we wefind wefind
find it necessary to exact an oath at atall atall
all to secure from a person upon whose whoeetestimony whosetestimony
testimony the fate of a fellowbeing de depends doponds
ponds an honest statement of the facts factsas
as he understands them themA
A great deal of business Is done upon uponthe uponthe
the assumption that the person you are aredoing aredoing
doing business with will deceive you youwhenever 011 011whenever
whenever It is Wilds interest to do so soYou J JYou
You give no credence unto his word wordand wordand
and you feel It necessary to sub substan substantiate tan tanUate
Uate all his statements by some con concrete concrete
crete evidence of the tacts fa zs which he hepresen hepresents
presen presents presentstore ts tsMore
More pitiful possibly Is the harm done donein
in underminingpeoples undermining peoples characters b bletailing by byretailing
retailing gossip which may have no nobasis nobasis
basis in fact Hol Holy church teaches us usthat usthat
that if We are conscious of ba having ving done doneour doneour
our neighbor an Injury through an anmisuse any anymisuse
misuse of out power of speech we must mustendevor mustendeavor
endeavor to make amends Give satis satisfaction setisfaction
faction to the best of our ability and andundo andundo
undo the harm we have occasioned occasionedEarnest occasionedEarnest
Earnest souls convicted of the wrong wrongthey
they have done through making mis misstatemehts misstatemehts
statemehts that have worked to an anothers anothers
others hurt suffer moet keenl keenly from a areaUuUon arealization
realization no matter how imperfect it itmay itmay
may be or how tar the evil has gone goneand goneand
and how Impossible It Is to recall it itFor itFor
For every Idle word thou must give givean
an account O how many idle words
I have spoken One of the most inter interesting Interesting
esting inventioIts of the last few years yearsis e rs rsis
is an application of the dl discovery covery that thattf thattelephone
tf telephone > messages may be recorded recordedma recordedmagnetically
ma magnetically JHltkally on a perfectly smooth smoothsteel smoothsteel
steel wire without leaving the slight slightest
est trace visible to the eye even when whenaided whenaided
aided by the most powerful microscope microscopeWhen microscopeWhen
When a telephone is equipped with this thiswonderful thiswonderful
wonderful bit of apparatus the wire wirepasses wirepasses
passes rapidly near the diaphragm of ofthe ofthe
the ending instrument while a mes message moesage
sage is being spoken into It being beingrolled beingrolled
rolled bpon one spool as it uncoIls it itself Itself
self from another The me mesoage sage having
been completed d the process is reversed reversedand
and the wIre slowly unwinding Itself Itselffrom Itselffrom
from the first spool is capable of re reproducing reproducing
producing In the diaphragm of the re receIving recelving
ceIving Instrument the words which whichwere whichwere
were spoken by the sender this even evenafter evenafter
after toe lapse ot an Indefinite length lengthot
ot time O my friends did It ever oc occur occur
cur to you that the very walls of the theroom theroom
room in which you OU live may be capable capableof
of recording the sounds which are ut uttered Uttered
tered within them Every idle word wordthat
that we have spoken has been recorded
To be heard again on the morning of
that great day when we shall an be begathered begathered
gathered to give in an account of our
lives livesWe
We would do wen to treat ourselves ourselvesa
a litt little more seriously erIou81 remembering s
that our Jives may bear a more Im Important important
portant relation to oU others ers than we al always always
ways care to think Our casual re remarks remarks
marks taken up and repeated by other othermay othermay
may have a greater importance than thimwe thanwe
we imagine The comfort is that the thepossibility thepossibility
possibility for good of the word spoken
in kindness will surely be equally far farreaching farreaching
reaching and will just as certainly be
brought to the notice of our Judge Judgewhen Tudgewhen
when we are vaInly trying to remem
her any good thinK WE > have E ever > done
1I lit k J 0 the J7 ate Most iriostlll 7iT
lla lll ait lUg of Hers Herself elf
An we have willed or hoped or ordreamed ordreamed
dreamed of good shall existnot Its Itssemblance itssemblance
semblance but HselfBrownlng HselfBrownlngPHYSICAL ltselfBrownIngP
HYSICAL beauty l is a gift of ofnature ofnature
PHYSICAL P nature natureBut natureBut
But attractiveness lies largely ltrgelwithin largelywithin
within a womans own power powerThere powerThere
There is not a woman OD Who Whocannot ho hocannot
cannot make her herself elf attrat attrashe J Jshe
she is handlcaped by some l rlble ile ileformlty e eformity
formlty such as happens to few of IS ISWhen s sWhen
When one looks around and sees the thehundreds thehundreds
hundreds of girls and women who are areutterly areutterly
utterly lacking In attractiveness and amIcharm andcharm
charm because they do o not kno know how howto howto
to make the most of themselves one onelonp onelongs
longs to wake them upto sa say to tothem tothem
them It is a sin for you to be 80 80unlovely sounlovely
unlovely You were meant to mile influence mileence
ence others toward sweetness and andlight andlight
light And you never can llo that thatwhile thatwhile
while you loll and shuffle through hrou h life lifewith lifewith
with a bad figure an anaemic consti constitution constitutlon
tution a listless disposition dusty and andillkept andillkept
illkept hair a bad complexion and ill ilIchosen illchosen
chosen clothes You can be attractive attractivewithout attractivewithout
without money and without price but lIutyou butyou
you have got to wake up upThe upThe
The pathetic eagerness ith which whichunattractive whichunattractive
unattractive women flock to beauty beautydemonstration beautydemonstrations
demonstration Indicates that they theyknow theyknow
know their deficiency Ask anyone any one of ofthem ofthem
them If she would not wish to be 80 80charming socharming
charming that friends would be drawn drawnto
to her for her own sake and her hUII hUIIband husband
band remaIn her lifelong lover She Shewould Shewould
would answer with wistful eyes and andready andready
ready tongue And yet et this same charm charmis
is within her reach if she will go goabout goabout
about seeking e king It in the right wa way
3
OLD SORES SORESKEPT
KEPT OPEN BY BAD BLOOD BLOODWhenever BLO OP OPc
Whenever a sore refuses to toh1 heal it is because of bad blood The Thecirculation TheI Thecirculation
c
circulation has become contamin contaminated ted with impure polluted matter which whichhas whichhas
I has not only diseased the blood but also destroyed its plasmic or ornatural ornatural
natural healing properties The sore or ulcer therefore remains open openwhile openwhile
while the morbid discharge from the circulation into it causes the place placeto
to inflame and fester festerImpurities festerImpurities
Impurities in the blood which keep old sores open come from fromdifferent fromdifFerent
different causes A long spell of debilitating sickness which breeds breedsdisease breedsdisease
disease germs in the system is a aomm acommon
common omm 1 sou source e These morbid
BAD SORE
FROM OLD OLDImpuntles
Impuntles impuritiesgetintothecirculation get mto the CIrculatIOn and WOUND VOUNDt
t t the e blood becomes a polluted inec
I want nt to recommend S S S
tlOUS flUid which instead of nourish
to any who are in need of a aing aing
ing the fibres and tissues of ofthe the flesh blood purifier puri er and especially as asirritates asirritates
irritates and ulcerates them by con a remedy for sores and obstinate obstinateulcers
tinually mua 11 y d discharging ISC h argmg I its t S Impun impurifies t les ulcers In 1887 I had my leg
badlycut badly cut on the sharp edge of ofmto ofr
r into the place Another cause for
a barrel and having on n blue bluebad bluebad
bad blood is the retention in the woolen stocking the place was wassystem wassystem
system of the refuse and waste badly poisoned from the dye dyematters dyematters
A great lOre formed and for foryears foryears
Those
matters of the body mem
years no one knows what I suf
bers of ofthe the body whose duty It is s to fared with the place I tried triedcarry triedcarry
carry off the useless accumulatIons it seemed to me everything I Ibecome Ibecome
become dun and sluggish in their ha had ever heard of but I got no noaction noaction
relief and I thou thoug2it t I would wouldhave wouldhave
action and leave their work imper
have to go through life with an
fectly done and thIs fermenting
angry discharging lOre on my mymatter myI
matter is absorbed into the circula leg At At last I began the use of oftion oftion
I
tion The weakening or polluting s SSS S S a and d it was but a short shortof shortof
tIme until I saw that t the e pla place placewas e ewas
of this vital fluid may also come as
was improving I continued It
the results of some constitutional until it removed all the poison poisondisease poisondisease
disease especially where mineral from my blood and made a com commedicines cornmedicines
medicines are used for a protracted plete and permanent cure of the theti thesore
ti time e while persons who ar are born sore JNO ELLIS Wy Wywith
1OSWyCkoffStBrooIIynNY 1OSWyCkoffStBrooIIynNYwith O VyCkOff St
with any hereditary blood taint are arevery arevery
very apt to be afflicted with old sores soresLocal soresLocal
Local or external applications cannot cure an old sore because becausethey becausethey
they do not reach the blood Such treatment may reduce the inflam inflammation inflammation
mation lessen the pain and discharge and tend to keep the place clean cleanbut I Ibut
but can do no real good toward effecting a permanent cure The sore sorecannot sorecannot
cannot possibly heal until the impurities have been removed from the thecirculation thecirculation
circulation and its natural healing constituents restored restoredSince restoredSince
Since an impure condition of the blood is responsible for old sores soresa soresJ
J a medicine that can purify the blOO bIooj < t is the only hope of n successful successfulcure
cure and it should be a medicine that not only cleanses the circulation circulationbut
but one that at the same time restores the blood to its normal rich richnutritive richnutritive
nutritive condition S S S is just such a remedy It is made entirely entirelyof
1 of healing cleansing bloodnourishing roots herbs and barks SSS SSShas SSSnized
has long been recog recognized recogin
nized as the greatest of ofall ofsessing
all blood purifiers pos possessing posthatare
sessing the properties propertiesthat
that thatare are most necessary necessaryin necessaryconditions
in all impure or mobid mobidconditions mobidall
conditions of the circu circui circulation
i lation When S S S Shas Shas
has purified the blood bloodold bloodold
old sores heal readily readilyand
I and surely because they are no longer fed and kept open by a continual continualdischarge continualT
T discharge into them of diseaseladen irritating matter from the circula circulation circulation
tion S S S brings about a healthy condition of the flesh where the thesore theI
I I sore is located and makes a lasting cure because it restores the healing healingproperties
I properties of the blood Book on Sores and Ulcers and any medical medicaladvice
4 advice free to all who write wnteTHE
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO ATLANTA GA
For It does not depend upon physical
perfection perfectionCommon perfectionCommon
Common Sense Not Beauty BeautyThe
The Women who wield lifelong in
fluence and whoso personal charm
brings them most happiness are eel
dom endowed with perfect features and
faultless s figure
What they are cn
dowed with is the COmmon sense to
make the most of themselves
Usually the woman who seeks light
on beautifying herself Is recommended
to a series of performances impossible
to one not posse8 posseesel ed of spare time and
money I should like to be pretty
and charming and all that sighs one
But I havent time for a half hours
gymnastics every morning nor an
hours nap after luncheon nor a five
mile walk every day and Im too
utterly spun out at night to spend An
lour or so turning somersaults roll
Ing over the floor giving my face a
Turkish bath massaging my scalp IIn
nointlng myself with ith creams tonics
and beautifiers Oh why Is there no
short cut to goo good looks looksPoor looksPoor
Poor lady It Is as it she had asked
how to be healthy and the doctors
had advised an Impo impossible slble trlb to the
Mediterranean when all she needed
was to be told to eat the right food foodget foodget
get the right amount of sleep and ex exercise cxerclse
ercise and breathe the fres fresh air at
home For so close within our grasp
lies the secret of personal charm Like
the man who traveled over the world
to find diamonds and came home old oldand I
and weary to discover a diamond mine
In his backyard so we run to this one oneaDd oneandthat I
aDd andthat that one for some ma magic lc talisman
when hen lo thesecret lies
In our own hands if we will only
wake up and Use It
Beat of all its a secret that can be bepracticed bepracticed
practiced by the busiest homekeeper homekeeperas
as well cl1 as by the girl who works In Instore instore
store or office all day dayPersonal dayPersonal
Personal Charm Secret SecretThe SecretThe
The very first letter of the secret secretof
of personal charm has to do with the theway theWay
way we hold our bodies Certainly it
is with the general carriage of the en entire entire
tire body that we make our first im impression impression
pression for goOd or bad The woman womanwho womanwho
who slinks Into a room with drooping
bead shpulders down and every ag
glng line of her body expressing self
depreciation will not make II convinc
lag Impression Business women have
learned this The experienced work
Ing girl of nearly every grade has ac acQuired acQuired
Quired a seltconfldence that lifts her
head straightens her shoulders and
makes her step firm and buoyant It ItIs
Is oftenest the woman In the home who whoneeds whoneeds
needs the bracing tonic of seltconfl seltconfldence
dence to help her carry herself well welland welland
and for forcefully fully
Her trouble Is not lack of exercise e
for the homekeeper usually gets plenty plentot
ot that but carelessness Indifference
More important than al all exorcises Is
the belief In her right to comeliness comelinessand
and confidence In her power to attain
it She should consider that she Jias Jiasno 1aa 1aano
no right to be ugly and unattractive
She should remember that she may be bea
a power for sweetness and light to
husband children and friends friendsBriefly friendsBriefly
Briefly she should brace up and andmake andmake
make the beat of herself herselfWhen herselfWhen
When the head droop lift It A
face may be transformed from medi mediocrity mcdiocrity
ocrity to attractiveness by the per persistent persistent
sistent lifting of the head to a good goodpoise goodpoise
poise The shapeless sagging muscles musclesof
of the throat gradually take on a asmoothlycarved asmoothlycarved
smoothlycarved line of beauty re revealing revealing
vealing visibly a growth in force of ofcharacter ofcharacter
character and determination determinationCarry determinationCarry
Carry the head up Take a hand handglass handglass
glass and look In the themirror mirror at your yourprofile yourprofile
profile when your chin rests in its itausual itsusual
usual slipshod position on top of your yourcollar yourcollar
collar Now lift the chin and Bee how howthat howthat
that long curved line of the throat throatacquires throatacquires
acquires beAuty and how it affects
the entire face You could nothaC a amore amore
more forceful obJect lesson on the im importance iraportance
portance of cultivating a well powel
head and chin
Lift Your Head HeadNext HeadNext
Next set a watch upon your chest
The habit of lifting your head will
help you alllo to cary your chest up
The sunken chest means IneffIcient
breathing consequently half way
health and no hope of attractlven
Watch how you stand Check your yourlIelf yourself
self persistently from falling into slip
shod attitudes Pull yourself together togetherand
and force yourself to stand with cheat cheatuP
uP abdomen In head well poised and
feet lightly planted with the weight weighton nihton
on the ball ballSay ballsSay
Say to yourself r have no right to
be awkward and ugly I must try to
keep straight aJul well formed for the thesake thesake
sake ot those who care for me even
If I dont care about myself How Howoften Howoften
often we see women wake up to this thisstntlment thissentiment
sentiment when It Is too 1atewheR
the affection the they wished most in all
the world to keep has strayed from
them themThere themThere
There are many books of exercises
In the pUblic libraries which will help helpyou helpyou
you to acquire grace and flexibility
of motion But you can do much for foryourself foryourself
yourself if you will remember to turn turnall turnall
all kinds of bodily work Into bene
ficial exercise by doing It a8 a pleasure pleasureand
and taking deep long ong breath 8S you
do dolt doltDeep It ItDeep
Deep breathing which Is surely
within thln the reach of every eeryboc1y bod in any
place Is of itself a good exercl exercies and andw111 andwill
will develop the che cheat t and make the
figure more forceful and vital Prac
tice by drawing a few deep breaths breatheas
as 8 often during the day as you can
think of Ito On awakening In the themorning themorning
morning stretch the entire b body dy as asyou asyou
you have often seen Infants 110 and andslowly
lowlY draw 1wl half a dozen long deep
breaths and Ym will feel like spring
Ing out of bed with energy enerbYNo
No woman l Is too busy either with withhousehold withhousehold
household tasks or office work to take taketen taaten
ten minutes dal daily for a sponge bath bathof bathof
of the whole body It is a cleanly and andbEautlfving andbeautifying
beautifying habit and also a good goodcxercise goodexercise
exercise because of the brisk move
monte involved in rubbing the body bodydry tOdydry
dry dryValklng Walking Is another way In which the tbebusiet thebusiest
busiest woman can get exercise She Shemay Shemay
may not have time for the cross C1088country crossCountry
country tramps of her more leisurely leisurelyters leisurelysisters
sisters ters but she can walk to office officeshop officeshop
shop market and on all her errands errandsTo
To walk with head UP chest out outbreathing outbreathing
breathing deeply as you go la splendid splendidexerclae splendidexercise
gOt
exercise within reach of al alYou all allYou
You see ee you will not really need needto
to take hours from your busy life lifeto lifeto
to get the proper exercise it yOu will willonly willOnly
only remember to take deep breaths a adally adaily
dally rub down to walk whenever pus pojIsible pussible
sible instead of riding and t to turn tumall turnall
all kinds of bodily work Into cheerful cheerfulexercise cheerfulexercise
exercise exerciseOf
Of course if you can play teRn tennis tennisrow Is Isrow
row swing a pair of lIghtwe lightweight ht In Indian Indian
dian clubs ride horseback or punch a amediclDe amedicine
medicine ball 0 so much the better for forour foryour
your our figure aDd your complexion You TououghL Youought
ought Indeed to do aU those things thlDgBIf
If you have the lels leisre re and the op opportuDity opportunity
portuDity But if you have not un cUlldo undo
do Dot think the situation hopeless hopelenfor
for by the very simple meaDS I have havesuggated havesuggested
suggested you can improve both your yourhealth yourhealth
health and your personal appearance appearanceAnd
And when you have a wholesome wholesomehealthy wholesomehealthy
healthy body and have taught it to tostand tostand
stand well aDd sit well and move well wellYIJu wellyqu
YIJu have taken the I Ifiret first step and a avery avery
very long step on the road to per pernn perSOnal
nn SOnal carm rm
POLLY PKNN PMNSNOFIESBYTHE
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i SNORES SNOFIESBYTHE BY THE I I IJARR IJARR
JARR FAMILY FAMILYA I IAFTER
FTER partaking bf Ofa a hearty sup supper supper
AFTER A per Mr Tarr came Into the front frontroom frontroom
room of the Terr fiat and pick picking picking
ing up a book and adjusting the light lightso
so he could read in omfort threw him himself himself
self on the sofa sofaNow sofaNow
Now I know what you are going to todo todo
do said Mrs Tarr upon beholding her herhusband herhusband
husband comfortable in his own home homeyou homeyou
you are going to fall allle asleepr p pI
I am not growled lIr Tarr Im Imgoing Imgoing
going to read this book bookThats bookThats
Thats what you always say re replied replied
plied Mrs Tarr 0 But that is all the thepleasure thepleasure
pleasure and company I have with you youIf youIf
If by throwing yourself and going to tosleep tosleep
sleep on that sofa after supper 18 all allthat allthat
that you stay at home for why dont dontyou dontyou
you say so Im sure you are home homelittle homelittle
little enough and when you are home homeyou homeyou
you might stay awake awakeI
I am staying awake said kI Mr JarI Jar TarrI
I want to read this book Dont you youwant youwant
want me to read readI
I dont mind you reading retorted retortedIrs retortedMrs
Irs Tarr and you kno know iL But you youare youare
are not going to read You cant think thinkof
of any respectable excuse for going out outand outand
and joining your our cronies At that Gus Gussaloon Gussaloon
saloon at the corner and so you do dowhat dowhat
what you always do the few times you youare youare
are home of an eveninggo to sleep sleepand sleepand
and snore
So Unromantic UnromanticI
I dont snore aid Mr Tarr JarrYoure TarrYoure
Youre the one that snores in the thehoutle thehouse
house houtleIt
It is unladylike to snore hence no nolady nolady
lady snores or if she does it Is when whenshe whenshe
she is asleep and unconscious of it itAnway itAnyway
Anyway they all deny the impeach impeachment impeachment
ment mentAtter mentAfter
After vehemently denying that she shesnored shesnored
snored that she ever had snored that thatshe thatshe
she ever intended to snore that any of ofher ofher
her famll family ever snored Mrs Jar sighed sighedand sighedand
and returned to the original grievance grievanceI
I am sure she said if young girls girlswith girlswith
with their heads full of romantic non nonsene nonsense
sense about men coUld see into the fu future future
ture when they were married and have havea
a vision slon of the hero of their fondest fondestfancieg fondestfancies
fancies getting fat and bald and sleep sleeping sleeping
ing ot a sofa sofaAnd sofaAnd
And if young men could see ten tenears tenyears
years ears ahead and behold the dainty dam damsels damsels
sels they adore growling and fussing at atthem atthem
them when they tried to sit quietly at athome t thome
home and read a book they wouldnt wouldntmarry wouldntmarry
marry either if thats what you mean meanto meanto
to say restorted Mr Tarr JarrWell I
Well you might read aloud to me mesaid
said Mrs Tarr pickIng up the evening eveningpaper eveningpaper I
paper paperSo paperSo
So Mr Tarr began reading aloud just justto
to keep the peace peaceThe peaceThe
The waist line has reached the knees kneeshow kneeshow
how ridiculous said Mrs Jar read reading reading
ing from her paper and not heeding heedingwhat heedingwhat
what Mr Jar was 8 declaiming from the thebook thebook
book It ws up under the arms a afew afew
few years ago then there was none at atall atall
all and now it its to the knees Well WellIll VellIll
Ill never wear such an outlandish outlandishstyle outlandishstyle
style Thats what they all say but butth butthey
th they wear them when others do just justthe justthe
the same me
Slumber Bound BoundVeil BoundWell
Veil If you are not going to pay at attention attention
tention to my reading to you Ill stoP stoPgrumbled stopgrumbled
grumbled Mr Jar JarOh TarrOh
Oh you dont want to read to me meand meand
and you know it replied Mrs JarCan Jar TarrCan
Can a person My a word wordThen wordThen
Then she Iift the room to get the thechildren thechildren
children to bed and when she returned returnedMr
Mr Jar Vas sound asleep on the sofa soCaHe sofaHe
He wu in a most uncomfortable uncomfortableposition uncomfortableposition
position His collar was choking him himthe himthe
the sofa pillow had slipped from under underhis underhis
his head and the light was shining fun funinto fullInto
into his closed eye eyeIf eyesIf
If I wake him hell be mad said saidMrs saIdMrs
Mrs Tarr but dear me he is click chokIng clicking
Ing with his head in that po position iUon and andhis andhis
his collar on onSo onSo
So with deft fln fingers trs she te undid his hiscollar hiscollar
collar and slipped the pillow back un under under
der hill head headI
I wish I could wake him up jb just t the so sohe
he could hear himself snore said Mrs MrsJarr 18 18Tarr
Tarr to herself hereelfThen herselfThen
Then abe felt his ltand8they were werecold werecold
cold coldAnd
And bes right In a draft from that thatwindow thatwindow
window and will wake up with a dread dreadful dreadful
ful cold r she continued SUIt to her herself herself
self selfSo
So she tiptoed into the next room and andbrought andbrought
brought out a quilt which abe tucked tuckedaround tuckedaround
around the sleeper sleeperNow IeeperNow
Now she said bes nice and com comfortable cornfortable
fortable all but that horrid light in his hiseye hiseyes
eye eyes
So saying she ppt out the light and andleft andleft
left Mr Tarr to his slumber slumberShe slumberShe
She had not long retired when Mr MrTaa MrJan
Jan being now warm and comfortable comfortableon
on the sofa and soothed b by the dark darkawoke darkawoke
awoke as the miller awak awakeus when the thenoile thenoise
noise stops stOINBut stopsBut
But alas Jeep even when he bad badgotten hadgotten
gotten into bed stood 0 off < < from Rho for forhours forhours
hours hoursLook hoursLook
Look here he crted at Jut shaking shakingMrs kl klllrs
Mrs Tarr How can anyone t to tole tosleep
sleep le < p the way you 8I1orer 8I1orerHelds snore snoreHelds
Helds Band at Saltair SaltairTJay SaltairToday
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Min Dwyer Mrs Browning Fred Grit Graham Gritham
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late summer excursion rate through Yel Yellowstone Yellowetone
lowstone park Freedom from mld midsea midseason ea eaIn
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The complete cost including rail and andstage andstage
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That was the doctrine of Andrew Carnegie CarnegieAnd CarnegieAnd
And th that t is the secret of every great business businesssuccess busmdsssuccess
success successIf
If you have havebig big possibilities get big men to tofulfill tofulfill
fulfill them themGet themGet
Get them hi every department But above aboveall
all get big men in advertisingin selling selling1your selling1yourgoods your yourgoods
goods to the millions millionsTh millionsThe
Th The big men are the profit makers in all alllines alllines
lines of salesmanship salesmanshipYou
You know that is true of your road men menwho menY7l10
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how true must it be of your sa1esmeninprint sa1esmeninprintWhy
Why hy does one article dominate a field and andan andan
an equal one remain unknown unknownWhy unknownWhy
Why does one advertiser win enormous suc success success
cess and another in the same line utterly utterlyfail
fail failNine
Nine times in ten the reason lies solely with withthe withthe
the salesmeninprint salesmeninprintOne
One employs capacity one incapacity One Onefights Onefights
fights with cannons the other with arrows arrowsAnd arrowsAnd
And the curious fact is that both pay the thesame thesame
same price priceSuccessful priceSuccessful
Successful advertising isnt an easy matter matterThe matterThe
The men who can do it are exceedingly rare rareand rareand
and they command the rare mans pay payThe payThe
The only way to get them is to make a busi business business
ness of getting themto seek and sift and anddevelop anddevelop
develop That is is our business and it has been beenfor beenfor
for 36 years
The onl way to get their maximum service serviceis 1 1is J
is to havethem work in corps That is howl howlour howour
our big mfn mn work workA
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a line whidh offers them a chance chancThey chanceThey
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that they can outsell any other men in n the thefield thefield
field fieldThey They ca 1 do it every time in every ev ry salable salableline salableline
line For they combine their abilities And Andthis Andthis
this is th thc ablest corps of advertising men in inAmerica 1 1America
America AmericaWe
We sha 1 ask no contract no commitment commitmentno
no statemt nt of what you will spend All1f All i11 i11depend ll lldepend
depend on results resultsWe resultsWe
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the price f the commonplace comrponplaceOur
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is worth dring din welL welLThese welLThese
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advertisin advertisinI field The Theman man who strikes with a apuny apuny
puny stroJ e does himself an injustice injusticeIf
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B Rose Mayor of Milwaukee Will Supply Supplya
a Very Sensible Answer t tc This Very En Engrassing Engrossing
grassing Question QuestionThere I IThere
There are phases of this question which the averng person ctOeiS oc not under underMand underMandMayor tand tandl1ayor
Mayor Rose will present these from an unbiased sta ldpoint giving to his lti hearers It Itknowledge aknowledge
knowledge of the question which will enable them t act and peak intelligently re regarding regarding
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Notice to BIdders BIddersCONTRACTS BiddersCONTRACTS
CONTRACTS FOR PUBLISHING
County Reports Notices and Ader
tlllemen tisementaIn In accordance with law lawectioD lawectlon
ectioD izt of the Compiled Law of
Utah 1907 notice I is hereby given that thataealed thatsealed
sealed bid will be received by the
County Auditor of Salt Lake County Countyat
at his office Room fit City and Coun CounBuUdinlr Couni CouniBuilding
Building Bait Lake City Salt Lake
County State of Utah up to and until untilSaturday untilSaturday
Saturday September the I1tb 19 at
5 oclock p m for publishing County Countyreports Countyreports
reports notices and advertisements all allrequired asrequired
required from time to time fOr the use U8eof useof
of Salt Lake County Utah until July
1 11 I5O = 0 All said County reports reportsnoU reportsnotice
noU notice and advertisements are e to be befurnbed befurnished
furnished printed or published as ascalled ascalled
called for and demanded bY8ld by saJd Coun County County
ty and the person to whom the con contract contract
tract is awarded mutf1lhl1b a bond bondfor bondfor
for the faithful performance ot such suchcontra uch uchcontraCt
contraCt contra t In such Bum u the Board of ofCountt ofcounty
county Commilllionen or Salt Lake LakeCounty LakeCounty
County may determine The said Id Coun County County
ty reserves the right to reject any and andall andall
all bids or any part thereof an4 an reo reoadvertl re readvertise
advertise advertlBidders advertiseBidders
Bidders are requested to bid a ocr certain ocrtam
tain tam prl pride e per Inch per insertion InrtIOllFor
For more detailed information con concerning concerning
cerning the probable number and andQuantity andquantity
Quantity of said County reports no notice noties
ties and advertisement to be requir required uir uired
ed application may be made to the theCounty theCounty
County Auditor of Salt Lake County Countyat
at hi his office off ice
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Dated September t 1M 1MDelinquent l5ODelinquent
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GIA1T lINING COLOCATION OF OFprincipal OFprincipal
principal place of bualne BaIt Lako LakoCity LakoCity
City Utah UtahNoticeTbore UtahfloticeThere
NoticeTbore an ai delinquent upon the thefoUowiP8 thefollowing
following d described bed dock 08 account or ora ofasaesament
asaesament a Tent No 4 levIed July If ue 191 the theseveral theseveral
several amounts act t oppoelte the Dames Damesof namesof
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DGeorge A Bean BeanAnd 0 30 60 60And
And in accordance < t With law and an r rder rder
der of the board of directors mad rnt nn n the fhe14tb the14th
14tb of August 1909 80 many shar of ofeaeh ofeach
each parcel of such stock as may niaysary hi
aary will bE sold at the offiC f the theIanyS CIIO CIIOpanY
panY Of5 6 JudgE building Salt L1k Oit OitUtah iy
Utah on tb the l 1th lll dar of S Setttl lkI i p pm pm
m of said J jd day to pay delinquent aae aaemfnts assese assesements
mfnts thereon together with the cost or oradvertising ofadvertising
advertising and exptns of sale saleA saleA
A S ERICKSON ERICKSONSecretary ERICICSONSecretary
Secretary