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I 6 TRUTH.
Iing tho sport. You remember she
climbs a tree when nobody Is look
ing and watches tho great race. Then
there Is tho great horso raco sceno
a superb bit of stage realism which
r ' makes "In Old Kentucky" a great
" show for anybody with a drop ot
I sporting blood in his veins. "Old
If Kentucky" appears at the Salt Lake
' theatre, Nov. lC-17th.
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I That must have been a very ban
I ! play of Dcrnard Shaw's when New
I , fork could stand only one night of
l ' it. Not that It was not splendidly
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I j Isabelle D 'Armani in " The Sho Gun"
I constructed and brilliantly written
Hi Shaw could not do otherwise but
HI the subject matter of tho drama laid
Hf bare too much which society Insists
Ht on discreetly hiding. Mr. Shaw must
Hi pack his latest dramatic writing in a
H glass case, seal it up, and ship it back
jVZTI to London.
H "The Sho Gun," something new to
Hj Silt Lake, and said to be one of
H. Qeorgo Ade's best musical comedies,
HF Is soon to appear here. It is a story
HJ of Americans in tho far east while Its
HJ oriental atmosphere Is said to lend
HJ itself readily to gorgeous costumes
HJ and pretty scenic pictures.
H HARRY LE GRANDE.
HJ The charity ball for tho beneilt of
HJ St. Marks' hospital on Thursday night
HJ was as usual the swell event of the
HJi season. It was attended by the lead-
HJ c;s of society and tho leading people
HJt of all creeds. Tho costumes of the
HJ ladles wero brilliant, rich and daz-
Izllng. Over COO wero present and the
benefit to the hospital will be quite
HJ Sober Second Thought.
HJ A farm laborer who was getting
HJ. married found that ho had not enough
HJ money with which to pay tho minis-
Hi ter's fee. He promised, however, to
't pay him in potatoes when they were
HJ. ready for digging up. The minister
Hi waited for some time, but no potatoes
HJf were forthcoming; so ho called upon
Hit' tho man and Inquired the reason.
Hi ' "Well, to tell you tho truth, guvner,"
HJ was the reply, "I'd like to give you
HJ tho potatoes, but she ain't worth it."
Hi Harper's Weekly.
HJ Words of Famous Woman.
HJ There Is an Immense majority ot
HJ i husbands who are neither polite nor
HJ 1 Impolite, a minority of husbands al-
HJ J m most polite and ft few exceptions of
HHJ jn " husbands extremely polite. Em me-
HHJ line Raymond.
HBL "l ihhhihi mmr " TTOniwmnmOTii"
That wo aro fearfully and wonder
fully made Is borno In upon one after
reading such replies as tho following
In examination papers of a certain
school: "The thoracic duct Is a tube
or canal which equals a goosequill in
weight." "The bones which meet nt
tho knee are the shln-bono and the
sub-maxlllary." "Circulation Is a beet
that goes all over the body." "Cause
of narrow chests is most femalo folks
tlo in their waists." "Delicut people
should not eat hot or warm bread; it
is apt to give you pastry of the stom
ach." Liverpool (Eng.) Mercury.
Waste of Nerve Energy.
So many people neeJlcssly and
recklessly waste their nerve energy
They drum tho chair or the desk with
their fingers or tap the floor with their
toes. They hold their . nnds. The)
sit in a rocking chair and rock for
very dear life. If they write or sew
they get down to It with a vengeancr
and contract their brows and wrinkle
their foreheads and grind their teeth
If they have an unusual task to do
they contract nnd contort every mus
cle of the body, making themselves
tonso and rigid all over, when the
work perhaps required but one set rl
muscles or perhaps the mind only, a'
the case may be.
Tarn Fool Hen.
Widow Sk'"jier has a uurn fool hen
which has been giving her a lot of
trouble this summer. This hen start
ad in wanting to set. The Widow has
broke up her nest time and again, but
It won't be more than a week until
she has stolen some other hen's nest
and is setting on an egg or two again.
Mrs. Skinner says she don't know
what tho land sakes she Is a-going to
do with this hen. If she was our hen
we'd kill her and eat her that's what
wo, would do with her, by hen! "BIng
elllo Buglo" Items In Boston Post.
Fine Feat of Engineering.
Philadelphia Is noted for many dar
ing engineering feats. One of the
most daring, perhaps, was when a four
foot water pipe was moved a dis
tance of twelve feet without Interfer
ing in any way with tho water serv
ice. It is said that no other countrv
offers an exact parallel to this inter
esting and great undertaking. To real
ize tho remarkable natur. of this feat
it must he understood that 1,200 feet
of pipe, weighing, with tho water,
about 60,000 tons, was moved out of
line 11 feet and then lowered 12 feet.
"Cholly is raising n mustache."
"Indeed! Well, ho must be doing
It very carefully."
"How do j ou mean?"
"He seems to bo raising one hair
at a time."
Garibaldi's Dying Fancy.
A curious fancy possessed Garibaldi
Just before ho died. Two birds camo
flying to ids window and alighted on
the sill, and to Garibaldi they appear
ed like the spirits of his two dead
children. "Thoy have orvio," he said,
tenderly, "to seo their f. Iher die. Be
kind to them and feed them when I'm
gone." Iho.nns Carlylo's death was
not easier or happier tan his life,
and at the I.:ijt he remnr'.ed, pathetic
ally: "Is It not strange t at these peo
ple should h ' chosen t) very oldest
man In all t'.l . to make suffer In
China has ten railways In operation,
with a total mileage of 2,235, or about
one-tenth that of Great Britain.
Warren Foster sells Insurance, not
low suits. Commercial Block
Empress of Japan.
Empress Haruko of Japan Is fifty
six years old, and Is two years tho
senior of her husband, and credited
w.Ith being one of tho most beautiful
woT.cn In Japan.
LAKES I1U1E HEcuRiMN'8i !
THSFDAY, NOV. 1 6 & 1 7
Jauob Lltt'a Incomparable 13th annual production of
"IN OLD KENTUCKY"
Prices 25c to $1.00. No Higher. Sale Tuesday.
NEXT ATTRACTION Saturday Matinee and 1 0
,'I-AI I nHV I IWIH. Nlnht, NOVEMBER lo m,
Henry W. Savage offers f bb . - . -
The Korean Comic YYQ SHO-GlUT '
Prices 50c to $2.00. Matinee 25c to $ 1 .50. Sale Thursday.
" The store with the reputation "
W A L K E R'S STORE
Advance Holiday Suogestlons from the Men's Corner:
Wo call your attention to an unusually fine line of Smoking Jackets
They aro tho nobbiest on the market Very neat patterns nnd colors
One of the most acceptable Rifts you can bestow upon your father or
your brother or some other girl's brother.
Another very useful gift would be a fine Bath Robe Wo have just re
ceived an assortment of these in tho most up to dato colors ana styles
Prices range from o to $10.
A small deposit will secure any
of these uniil the holidays. .
Earlyf8ekction insures getting UrXJLr&viZ&J&ry&rr43C0.
Furniture of any kind intrusted to our care for
repoirs, refinishing or reupholstering will be re
turned to you with a brand new appearance at a very
reasonable cost.. We have a modernly equipped de- I
partment and skilled workmen to do the work in first- $
,0011 up 462 and ask about it.