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title: 'Truth. (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, June 29, 1907, Page 5, Image 5',
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V&!f W I tasteful shapes and new braids. We
0Y - Vi l nave much of interest in new shades
,-jAjNiS. AV m Soft goods with the Derby Hat
Z0Zv M TSl alongside for correct wear. The
'gSf Summer Furnishings replete in novel-
'SJlrSSCTl t'es rom tnc est makers of exclu-
SOLE AGENTS I . SOLE AGENTS
Dr. Jaeger Sanitary SHIRTS TO ORDER Dr. Dcimd Linen
T Wool Underwear Mesh Underwear
Brown, Terry & Woodruff Co,
! Telephone 193. 166 Main Street.
saying, ma'am," lie continued as he
again came to the door, " I am sell
"Take off your hat I Never ad-
i dress a strange lady at her door with- -
j out removing your hat."
j ' " Yes'm." And off went the lint
j " Now, then, as I was saying "
" Take your hands out of yout
i pockets. No gentleman ever carries
his hands there."
"Yes'm," and his hands clutched
I at his coat lapels. " Now, ma'am,
this work on cti "
"Throw out your cud. If a gentle
man uses tobacco he is careful not to
disgust others by the habit."
" Yes'm," and the tobacco disap
peared. " Now, ma'am," as he wiped
his brow, "in calling your attention
to this valuable "
1' "Wait. Put that dirty handker-
l chief out of sight. I don't want your
A book. I am only the hired girl. You
fl can come in, however, and talk with
i the lady of the house. She called mo
! a liar this morning and I think she
j needs something of the kind."
jj . HIS "CATCH" WAS DELAYED
(Tommy went fishing the other day
without his mother's permission. The
S$ next morning one of his chums met
him and asked: "Did you catch any
thing yesterday, Tommy?"
" Not till I got home," was the
rather sad response.
NO, NOT EXACTLY.
Once upon a time the Governor of
a western state was to deliver a
speech at a li tic town in an adjoin
ing state. When he reached the one
hotel the town boasted he walked up
to the register and wrote his name.
, $ The proprietor, head porter, steward,
head waiter, depot runner, was be
hind the desk in his shirt sleeves, his
' hat on the back of his head, and a
cigar stub held between his teeth.
When the visitor had put down his
signature the factotum turned the
register around, read wiithout the
flicker of an eyelid the name there
written, wrote "io" beside it with a
lead-pencil, and said:
" You kin jest take your bag right
up that stairway there an' back down
the hall clean to th' end. Ycr room's
right on the left-hand side of the hall,
in the corner, number ten."
With considerable astonishment
and not a little injured dignity, the
State's chief executive pointed to his
name, smiled faintly, and said:
" I am Governor II "
" Yep, I notice," said the rustic,
without turning a hair. "An' ycr
room's right there at the end of the
halt number ten. Can't miss it."
With more hauteur, and almost
(piivering with outraged importance
the guest said impressively:
" Sir, I am a Governor "
Turning, then, with a look of ex
asperating impatience on his face,
the hotel man exclaimed:
"Well, what is the matter? Do
you want to be kissed?"
THAT DINNER WAS WORTH IT
As a reward for good behavior
Johnny was allowed to come to the
dinner-table when the company was
expected. II'c wanted to appear big,
too, so he chose a low chair which
brought his mouth just to the top of
the table. But he didn't mind this,
because it was on a line with his
plate and he was not so likely to
drop anything while eating. He ate
ravenously of everything, having
nothing to say to the guests, as his
mother had told him to remember
that good children arc seen, not
heard. Finally after dessert, when
there was a lull in the conversation,
" Say, Pop, you can't guess what
I've got under the table?"
" No, my son," said his father with
an indulgent glance, "what is it?"
"iStomach-ache!" shoutted Johnny
'jMmmt' jjjIR Are Passing
IFWr Mkt&W THROUGH ANY LAUNDRY
46 i 'lnr"'m'' troubles that cannot be
mM ' 1 ''?' '.A REMEDIED, WE OFFER YOU
((jttL ! .jrlu'W$h THE RESULTS OF OUR PER
llWV ' ' Jh RECT WORK AS A PLEASANT
"THE LAUNDRY OF dUAllTY"
BOTH PHONES 102. 100 MAIN STREET
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
The fresh spring breezes were
blowing through the open windows
of the schoolroom, and George Wash
ington was the momentous question
" Why do you think that George
Washington was the first man?"
asked the teacher.
" Because he was ' first in war, first
in peace, and first in the hearts of his
Another boy then raised his hand.
" Well, Johnny, what can you tell
us about the first man?" said the
" I don't know his name," answered
Johnny, " but I know George Wash
ing was not the first man, 'cause my
history says he married a widow; so
there must have been another man
way ahead of him."
Luxus Beer, The Beer You Like
As nutritious as any English.
Porters or Malt Tonics,
and a Connoisseur's
KRUG'S "EXTRA PALE"
Light and Mild, palatable and
appropriate on all occasions.
Either of the above brand dt
livered in any part of the city.
22l Old Resort
276 Main St,.
ADAM SNYDER, Proprietor,
SHE COULDN'T MISS IT.
A young married couple were re
turning from their honeymoon trip
on a sleeping car. During the night
when the train was running slowly
over the still, mountainous country,
a soft feminine voice told John that
she wanted a drink of water.
"All right, dc r," replied John.
" The cooler is on'y a step down the
" Hut how shall I know which berth
is ours when I come back?" she ask
" I will stick my foot out in the
aisle," said John, " then you can't
When she came back there was a
large-sized food sticking out of every
berth in the aisle.
Ladies' Home Journal.
Established I8C4 W. p. KISER, Mgr.
LAGER BEER and
Special attention given to bot
tled Beer for Family Trade. '
Free Delivery to All parts
of the city.
74 S. First South St.
Phone aiB. i