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JC MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 13, 1920. THE OGDEN STANDARD-EXAMINER 3 M
M DOUBLE BILL OF
CDMEDY SCORES
f Orpheum Theatre Has Mirth-
.9 quake Offering With
I Musical Comedy
V When comedy is put over In Ogden
1 vlthout resorting to the risque to score
I " laugh It goes bljr. and therein lies
I the secret of the overwhelming success
I of Roy Hiram' 'lairs muslcril com-
I cdy at the Orpheum theatre last night.
I! Clair is a rubo comedian of ability
I who knows how to stage a fun-fest
I without offense. He has a bevy of un-
BB usually pretty and shapely damsels,
kr v. hose pretty costumes blend harmo-
niously with the colorful scenery and
', Q investiture. His principal singers, both
BP rnale and female, have excellent voices
I and appear to advantage In solo and
I groups. Henkel and his dark-eyed
J Partner are B not unimportant part of
I the show.
I t Hiram arouses considerable hilarity
by his loutish witticisms and bucolic
b-Tm humor that seemed to catch the Audi- j
" t-.ice in (he propei mood, for It wa
jl Jst one laugh tumbling on its pre-1
fB decessor's hels all through the show !
BBJBjLl! , Running the musical shew a hard
r."ce for honors as a chuckles producer
was the five-reel super-comedy by
' Si Mack Sennett The entire galaxy of I
v Bennett stars appears In this rollicking
lilm and 'he m!rthfunko continues
fcf)f fiom the first uproarious title to tho
'ABL lot scene whore the villain is prop-1
jflBj jgj 8r'y squelrhed
Hi f There will be a new musical comedy I
Pip starting Tuesday night, with 'he Sen'-'
Nf n,?tt coniedy running through the ncxtl
ri three day s.
f It 00
M Utah Stands Third
f 111 UUU1U IIWI UllO
JfcwP But two states in the union have
iK'F bulIt un their national Guard organlza-
j tlons faster than I tah. according to
' 3j "Washington dispatches which reached
jfjMTB here today
SkfjH With an authorl7ed enllsie ' strength
', ijftM f 13- Utah'i guard now numbers
Jfi.jM i ' cnty -two officers and 541 men W 6-
'Tjl ming with an authorized strength of
660, now has twenty-four officers and
ifl 543 men.
Idaho's guard numbers now six of-
Jkflj fleers and 154 men out of an author-
", BBi Izcd strength of 3SS
: H
i Democrat Men and
Women to Organize
Democratic women of Ogden and;
"Weber county are meeting this after-1
noon at headquarters In the Berthwna
building to organize a Woman h Pemri-
ratlc club At T 30 tonigh'. mfn of
the city and count will meet at the
headquarters to organize a "Cox for
President" club.
H :
W Fine tea is so royal and
TJ generous a drink thatsome-
fJm now doesn't seem just
I right to talk much about
J its cost.
And yet, why not? We
n must look things in the
Wdm Iace these days.
fjA One-third of a cent gives
j you a cup of Schilling Tea,
jf fragrant, rich and satisfy-
! ing, invigorating, and full
of cheer.
J You don't have to think
j about the cost of fine tea.
It's the cheapest drink next
I to water.
I Now enjoy your tea
Schilling Tea
JjBBTBB To mako a fcllor go to jcViool aaaatfjHHO
yMBpfl Wficn Lincoln diJn'b (naf to aV l
Imp -tj) -" ra rwjgh. jpM
" know pa sayr. and" icacKc. too , Wm': "a
fip oot to soo -K darn tVun ihrough, , jjB
L.' 'mriifaA rna yr ain't "ot -no priJo, 1J
MkHH "but Wame it ! l'3 bo satirfi'a l1
MB To do what Lincoln ooni ' r
B The rAop1 m jJe him prs i Jn"tr ? ge
k -JHB ''r s" recollected KmMLI
tk B I ArJt ScViool Vijd dcn to t,Km and lo Hf
RSE) TVimy rid a tVijtr wouldn't J
IJ Jjm J out to bo loctod
- A- HW "E)L't now wnat cKjnc has anyone jSlI
BaflbgLrfy Who Wdnts to do llk Lincoln on? SffiOw
BrSt jrf Vv'njt cbanca I Jrt , hac 1 ? inK'i
R ,- G? .hizi 1 I'd like to each fall
flfey .wBy.- - t And vvrito on fven school - hour vv a II , -JjKpu
" No Lmcoln'3- need apply ! 1 rfjfSliO'n
New Books Added
To Library List
z The following list of new books were
added to tin Carnegie library toda
B1 SIX ESS BOOKS.
I Baboon Bonds and Stocks
Beebe Retail Credits and Collcc
' tlons.
Rogart Bulness Economies
"k- Hand Kunds and Their Uses.
Gardner New Collection Methods.
Griffith Corporation Accounts and
Voucher System.
Kester Accounting. Theory and
Practice
Knlfflri The Practical Work of a
Bank.
Lough Business Firm nee.
N"i hoison Coirl Accounting
Nyatrom Th..- Bcpnomlca of Kc-i
tailing
Opdycke Advertising and Selling
Practice.
It II ten houFp Accounting. Theory ,
and Practice.
Schulll office Administration.
White Money and Banking.
Whitehead Principles of oalcsman-
: finp
MISCKJLX M.oi 6.
Ayres An Index Number for Statt
School S stems.
Brooke On Ten Plays of Shakes
jc:i ri
Crandall Tels, Their Illstory am
Ca re
Facrstcr SVntenres and Thinking.
Frothlngham Song. of Men
Gregory New Irish Comedies.
O'Neill Beyond the Horizon
Routza'hn Traveling Publicity
Atlantic Prose and Poetry.
UIJ
Former CoioneS of
145th Is Promoted
William C. AA'ebb. former colonel of
the 145th field artillery, of which B
batterv cf 'KfCn was a part. hat just
been CO'mmisaToned a lieutenant col
onel in tho regular arm according
lo dispatches which reached here to
day Colonel "Webb will be stationed at
""imn Lewis and takes command of
the Sixteenth fieh artlller- regiment.
About elx weeks ago Colonel Webb
was reduced from a full colonel to
major In accordance with the war de
partment's sweeping order covering
war-time commissions. His promotion
is one of the first to come since the
recent reduction of officers.
Father of (kdeniie
Dies in Salt Lake
E y. I"lsher. 84 years old. of Sail
lake, father of Charles E KlHher of I
' eden, died Saturday night at the
home of IiIh son-in-law, Charles B.I
West BSfl Eleventh Easi street Fori
the past 35 years he ha been em
ployed In the claims department of the I
Oregon Short Line and until a few
years ago was general claim agent for
the line.
He was born October 9, 1S36. Iq WII
loughby, Ohio and has lived In S-alt
Bake for twelve years- Surviving him
are a sister, two brothers and the fol
lowing sons and daughters: harles
E. Fisher of Ogden, Mrs, G, H. Pur-
iB Street Railway Linemen
1 WANTED
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We have pood jobs permanent open for experienced street
railway shopmen. Good "wages and moderate living costa
"We also can use electricians, electrical repairmen, welders
and grinders.
Apply
THE DENVER TRAMWAY COMPANY
Fourteenth and Arapahoe Streets
j Denver, Colo.
On August 1 a strike was called on our property. On August
7 by vote of the union the strike was declared "off, but manv
of our former emp oyes have refused to return ti work
brow wf Dulutfi Minn ; Mr.- W K B.
Willcox of Sebastopol, Cal.. and Mrs.'
Charles E Weal of Salt l.-ake
Ogden Soldier Buried
' With Military Honors
Funeral services for John S Fergu-I
ison were held at 2 o'clock ycsterdaj al
s. the Twe lfth ward meeting house, Hlsii- J
op George Poulter conducting the.
d AerVlces. "1 Need Thee Every Hour." I
I Oli My Father:" and "One Sweetly
d Solemn Thought" were sung by the
jward choir. Mr. Ferguson was a inem-i
a her of the choir before he enlisted In
Jthe l' S. army. "Iai My Head Be
neath the Rose " was s'ung by l'rof W. I
H. Manning Quaitet numbers, "Some
. iSweet Hay." was sung by Prof. Man-;
nlng, Pauline Waterfall, lien Young
5 and Mrs Lorraine Snyder The speak
,ers were Lysle Larkln. Trof. W
f H. Manning, Bishop Thomas wheel
wright and Mr Poulter- Interment'
v. as In the city cemtery. Wiiford
WheelwrUjrhl dedicated the grave Taps
. was sounded By a bugler from the Am-
rrlcan Legion. A firing squad w.is also
furnished by the legion. Members of
'the American Eeglon attended In a'
I body and lit uniform.
. I oo
Ferguson Expected
to Fully Recover
I John Ferguson, injured In a motor-J j
ccle accident August 4. and who for I
j more than a month was in a seml-un-! I
I conscious condition at the Dee hosplt-i j
lali has regained full consciousness, it !
Is said, and will completr-iv recoer. I
uu ,
Urges Budget
Commissioner
For Executive I
(Continued from Page One.)
IS
Kineerng. forty-two offices engagel In I S
the complication of statlstleal Informs-I I
tlon and sixty-four bureaus of dl I - i
ious having to do with educational ( 0
activity strictly service sections of I
the government should be co-ordinated I
under one general head to the advan-II
tage of nil departments To do these I
things properly will require lime for I
necessary Investigation and .study. A I
good beginning already has been made. 9
however by the wori of the economy I
and efficiency commission under for- I
mer President Taft. by congressional , H
and private inquirien, and by the pres. I
ent committee on the rcclasslf ication 1 1
Of salaries of federal employes Con- I
structlve reforms may be immediately I
Inaugurated and developed from year I
to year as Investigation and Mudy
would Indicate." A
UTIJCj t RGE DUDG1 I
Governor Cox decjared 'h.it If 1
elected he would ask congress for I
authority to appoint a budget commie- I
loner and would urge upon congress U
the desirability of accepting the bud- I
gel system and creating a budget com- I
mlttee. r-
The duties of the budget commissi I
sioner. he continued, would be "to j
study methods of coordination of ad- !
mlnistrative activities and the needs B
Of the various Hnnn rlmnnlc nn,l I I
j agencies and also to analyze and make I
recommendations to the president on I
the estimates submitted by the heads
i of departments and bureau chiefs forjB
transmission to congress. Tinder the ) I
budget system should be grouped all j I
the distinctive branches of the j I
government so all branches may boil
received from one centrallzer admlnls- I
tratlve control '
DUTIES OP PRESIDES I
The need for such an offlelal as I
the budget commissioner to advise the I
president and. to work under his ad-I R
ministration Is apparent. From a,
financial standpoint the president baa B
h-irx of the liirK'"' buelness in tilL- , S
world, but his time must be devoted 1 1
to the consideration and elaboration 1 1
of policies and lo reaching proper E
decisions upon many questions of u
grave national ad International im- H
poi anoe He does not have time for
detail. L'nder his direction and on
tho basis of general principles which
the president would lay down, tho
budget commissioner, would analyze
estimates for the administrative de
partments! and would report the
president in th- form of relo ,i-.
po.xals upon which the president could
act "
Concerning the proposed budgel y
committee he said H would "receive E
the estimates for the regular govern-
merit establishment from the. presi- B
dent, as well fis for all other meas- B
ures requiring outlays and should Co- B
ordinate on a sound business basis B
tho work of congress In raising and S
appropriating publlt money." 5
1 "UTAH'S FINEST THEATRE" I
AGAIN TODAY I
feg ROBERT W. I
CHAMBERS9 I
f, g GREATEST NOVEL M
"ks Fighting Chance I
J . Anna Q. Nilsson
s1 Z55 Dorothy Davenport
2 Conrad Nagel
j l
' Directed by Charles Maigne I
j A L OED FEA JURE :
in Mack SennetVs Newest Comedy
'! hi
j "Don't WeaRen"!
I L&ST T3M TONBSHT FQR . I
jmwBsBnm I
I I SEATS ! Shows at I
I Matinees , 10c-20c 2:15 -- 4:00 -- 5:45 I
I I Evenings 10c-30c j 7:30-9:15 I
MANUFACTURER I
REPORTS GAIN
OF 24 POUNDS
Iowa Manufacturer Makes a
Statement to the Public
Regardinq Tanlac
"I have been benefited by Tanlac
c en beyond m belief and feel that it
is time for me to talk for the benefit of
other?," said J. D. Wilson, secretary
nnd general manager of the Algona
Brick & Tile Co : of Algona, Iowa.
"For three years," continued Mr.
V.'ilson, 'I suffered from nervous In
digestion and a cenr-ral run down con
dition My stomach was too weak to
retain enough of what I ate to keep
I up my strength ami I gradually went
down hill all the time What nourish
ment I took soured almost at once and
gas would press up against mv heart
I causing palpitation, shortness of
breath, .-md intense pain My kidncy3
were in bad shape and the small of
my back hurt almost constantly. No
treatment or medicine did me any
food, I lost weight all the timo and
i was worried for fear I would nerer b
abU td cct wll
"Finally a friend advised me to try
Tanlac, and it has not only relieved 1
I all my troubles entirely but I have
.gained twenty-four pounds in weight
and feel thai I have been given a new
Pnse on life I eat anything now Why,
yesterday I ate steak and onions fo!
dinner and it is nothing unusual fo BbH
me to rat pork, cabbage and pastry
and digest them perfectly Tanlac has
Bimplj put ni" brek in fine health and
I am plad to tell the public what It has '
done for me. for many other people
who suffer as 1 did may be relieved the
jname way." BBJ
Tanlac Is sold in Oaden by A R Mc
Inlyre Drug Co., two busy stores. H
Advertisement.
WOMEN OF
MM. AGE I
May Pass the Critical Period Safely
and Comfortably by Taking
LydiaE Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound
I Sammit N. 1 - I ha-e fakon L"ydk.
E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Compound dui '!
IlllllllllHlIJlllllllllllllll m5 Change of Life
jlligMiBw 1 think it s e
"3Hja (?(X remedy in fntch
flV Ink not '?est m7
ytL nnr5 had much nair.
W 5? 4ii9flr an(1 t-nK in " my
mi 3Bn rtomsth after j
III ' ' i It onea'3- T f;Ol!lC! '0 ji
jjjj an CI'00D ''sckache,
' ill ""orethc hot f3.ihep
Compound so T '.ried it Now i. fee.' 3. I
right 'nd can "rork better yop l7e !
my permissior o publish this letter, ,? I
-VkOTOSU Edm 21 OakRidgp 4.Vo,,
?umipit N J.
If vor hpyo yvarning "symptom? ?ich
T p. sense of suffocation, hot. rlas.Kei
headaches, backache, Hread of ;m
nerding avil timidity, rounds ir the
cars, palpitation of Uic heart sDarke
before the eyes, irregularities, con
stipation, variable appetite, weakness,
inquietude, and dizziness, get ? bottle
of Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable Com
' rround and begin takintr the medicme at
ence. We know it viU heln you as it
(LJ Mr u Kodd'
I fairly - keep your
skin clear witk
I iResinol
fl No matter how pretty your
features are, y a car.iv t be truly
attractive w;:h a red, rough,
pimply complexion. But Rcsi- I
ncl Ointment, aided by Kcsinol
Soap, will usually make poor
skins clear, fresh and charmLn.
Realool ?rapmd '.t'nd OiDtmotre II
Oold by tU oru; j--'"- Why rot try tbcm
After you eat always use
ATONIC
fcgg.FQR VO'JR STOMACH'S SME)
one or two tablets eat like candy.
Instantlvrehevcslleart burn, Bloated
Gasay teeling. Slops indigestion,
food souring, repeating, headacheand
tho many miseries caused by
Acid-Stomach
EATONIC is the best remedy, it takes
the harmful acid3 and gases right out
of tho body and, of course, you get
well. Ttns of thousands wonderfully
benefited, Guruutcod to satisfy or
money refunded by your own drug
gut. Cost a trifle. Tlcase try itl
A Bad Cough
If fifC'CCiCd. olteu lead to eriou trouble.
FafK'jard your health, relieve your flltlln
and soothe your irritated throat by taking
PISO'S I
CHICHESTER S PILLS I
Va THE UIAMOHB IlU.wii.f
VajL l.odlrat Aaa your UrargUi tor
( Ihl-ehe-tcr'aDlaaiaBiUraadyvV
frySfiPa t1'1" lrf
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