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V - i. "r is! 4 t PAGE !FOUn THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1912. Jis-Ttfccrea Published and owned by the PALLADIUM PK1NTINQ CO. Issued Kvery K van In Except Sunday. Office Corner North tth and A street. Palladium and Bun -Telegram Phones IJuslness Office, :; News Depart ment. 1111. RICHMOND, INDIANA adelph O. Leeds. .KdHov SUBSCRIPTION TERMS In Richmond fl.O per year fin ad vanee) or lOo per week. KUKAL ROUTES One year, in advance Mix months, in advance Lie One month, in advance Address changed as often as desired; both new and old addresses must be given. Subscribers will ptease remit with order, which should be given for a specified term; name will not be enter ed until pat.iirnt la received. MAIL. SUBSCRIPTIONS One year, in advance $8 0 81 montha. In advance -0 One month, In advance 5 Entered at Richmond, Indians, post office as second class mall matter. New Tork nepresentstlves Payne A Young, ao-34 Want 13d street, and 2 S West JInd street. New York. N. Y. Chicago Representatives Payne, A Young, 747-74S Marquette Building, Chicago, 111. Tk AuerUlba mt Amu flVl" Advertisers has WJ amensd gad certified to the ssVcalartesi ml this awh- IIea ti . The figures of circsjiati ooatainod ia the Association's re pert aly arc guaranteed. Assas&a if Aserioa Aivertisers No. WWtssall iWf, T. City A National Highway Tho Kansas City Star has for years pushed the good roads movement. The Star announces that twenty one districts will commence work on the Old Trails highway across Missouri by the first of May. it quotes the chief engineer as follows: , "Getween Kansas City and St. Louis, along the line of the proposed national highway, at least 130 miles of rock roads will be built by fall," Mr. 11111 aid. "The rock road in Jackson County and the road already built be tween St. Charles and St. Louis are in cluded In this. The remainder of the cross-state highway will be Traded and ditched and dragged before fall, giving us a road, part rock and part earth, from St. Louis to Kansas City, which will make Missouri a highway of trav el for trajc east and west." We should like to see the National Road be developed into its full possi bilities by the time that it is a century old. The road bed is in excellent shape and only a little work would wake a great highway all the way from Washington to the commence ment of the Missouri Trail. Richmond could add to its name for progresslveness If this movement in the east should commence here. . We wonder why It Is that those Dem ocratic papers that are Interested in partisan politics only and which do not earo anything about the progressive light In either party are particular to urge the Republicans to nominate Taft? Isn't It rather queer that those pa pers who want Mr. Harmon for presi dent Insist that It would be unwise for the Republicans to Tun anybody but Taft? This s My 58th Birthday EMERSON COAT8WORTH. Emerson Coatsworth, a leudlng cltl sen of Toronto, and former member of the Dominion parliament, was born In Toronto, March 9. 1854. His father was for tbfrty years city commissioner of Toronto. The son received his educa tion principally at Toronto university and was called to the bar In 1879. He served In parliament from 1891 to 1896 as Conservative member for Kast Toronto. In 1906-7 Mr. Coats, worth filled the office of mayor of Toronto. Congratulations to: Walter Clark. American landscape artist, 64 years old today. John C. Foster, consul-general for the United States at Attawa, 53 years old today. Edward G. Acheson. the discoverer of carborundum. 56 years old today. You Judge a man not by what be promises to do, but by what he has done. That is the only true test. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy judged by this standard has no superior. Peo ' pie everywhere speak of It in the highest terms of praise. For sale by an dealers. DIET AND HEALTH HINTS Br DB. T. J. ALLEN Pood Saoctaltat DIET FOR CONSTIPATION. A practitioner reports to "Physiologic Therapeutics" that ho Ma found that a goblet of oatmeal water taken two hour otero eating breakfast will of ten sure constipation. An exclu sive meal of rolled oats, sweet ened with honey, and ooaroo dry broad, chewing every mouthful not loos than twenty times, will go far toward overcoming con stipatlon If the other meal la not unduly muted and If proper exercise bo taken to maintain Bortataltlo action. The cereal ahooM be well mixed with suf ficient honey to sweeten and oufnolont water to reduce to stiff deug k and allowed to stand 12 hours. In severs caeca this should so oaten twice dally, un til the trouble Is overcome. Two sjuarts of water dally should be drunk, but none within two hours of ths meal, and s table spssnful of olive oil should be taken morning and evening, with s glace of suttermltk. fx I Walk. If the T. H. I. c E wants to make a hit and at the same time strengthen Its fast waning credit in Richmond it can do so at this time by making a plain statement of what it intends to do in the rehabilitation of the Richmond street railway system. The people are disgusted with the service or rather the lack of service. Yesterday a man came into the Palladium office and suggested that all the straphanging population of Richmond take a leaf out of the book of experience of the Cleveland citizens. When the public service corporation in control of the meat and egg situation commenced to gouge the citizens some inventive genius among the consumers conceived the. happy idea of forming a boycott. He ordered several thousand buttons protesting against the cost of meat. Immediately the price of meat went down. The citizens of Cleveland are not to be trifled with. They have also fought their street car battles until they rule and get good service. So the suggestion of the man who came in yesterday was to print a tag like this. Walk len t it just possible that if the people of Richmond commenced wear ing thoBo tags that they would induce the T. 11. I. & E. to give better ser vice in Richmond? The company docs not seem to care much about the legal and moral obligations of the company to the citizens when these things are brought up In the usual way. Why not use the method the only method that the company understands to interfere with its revenue? The truth of the matter is that people in Richmond are already many of them walking when they can rather than use the street cars. This is the fault of the company. The cars are uncomfortable, insanitary, and abso lutely useless to the most of the citizens because of the schedules and routing. If the company would attend to these things the citizens would not be so hesitant about using the street cars. When the street car company neglects to pay any attention to the le gal and moral aspects of their obligation isn't it likely that this Is about all there is left for the citizens of Richmond to do in order to get the ser vice that a growing thriving town should have? The Other Pole. "Get your tickets now, the celebrated explorer will lecture on the South Pole." Are we to have this all over again? Already the explorers are begin ning to contradict each other and generally unsettle the public mind. If we thought for a minute that the operations of these gentlemen were res ponsible for keeping up this weather we would put the explorers in the same class with the man who declared two months ago that the "back bone of winter is broken." Why Not Sooner ? The action of the authorities in chasing the slot machines out of Rich mond would call for a greater amount of commendation if it had been done sooner. Everyone knows that the slot machines are nothing but gambling devices with a veneer of pretense at selling chewing gum. It ought not to be hard to detect the presence of these machines and to keep them cleared out. It has been the custom of the promoters of these machines to ap proach the authorities and ask permission to allow them to be installed. One of the offenders alleged that he had been assured that the euthorities would not interfere. It seems to us that this is all the more reason why the police and the prosecutor should make their present activities all the more effective. A TAX QUESTION The action of the health officer of the city and county In ordering all un muzzled dogs killed has raised the question as to whether dog tax must be paid upon a dog killed after the first of March. In an opinion to the Wayne county assessors State Tax Commissioner Link declares that if a dog was in a person's possession March 1 and killed the next day that "THIS DATb MARCH 9TH. 1661 Cardinal Jules Mazarin, prime minister to Louis XIV., of France, died In Paris. Born In Naples, July 14, 1602. 1717 M. de l'Epinay arrived from France to take office as governor of I Louisiana. 1743 Gen. Oglothorpe made a sudden attack on St. Augustine, Fla., but captured only a few Spaniards. 1749 Count de Mirabeau, French orator, statesman and revolutionist, born. Died April 2, 1791. 1837 Bank of British North America opened its first office in Montreal. 1862 Battle of Monitor and the Merrlmac in Hampton Roads. 1888 William, the first German emperor, died. Born March 22, 1797. ABSOLOTiTELY PUBIS Makes delicious home baked foods oi mnTftinniTi quality at minimum cost. Makes home baking a pleasure The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar yiAjsn Go the dog should be scheduled and if it is ascertained that the person has not paid the tax that he is liable to arrest and prosecution. A Housowarming. "I want a dress to put on around the house," said the lady in the depart ment store. "How large Is your bouse, madam?" Inquired the fresh clerk. Atlanta Con stitution. IN HISTORY" o tfrm A-W1BUR RreSBtT ZHtemam. I've hit on a thought for some verses, And here are my pen and my Ink But verging- on sighing and curses I think and I think and I think. The thing when complete will mean money And that's what I wish that I had! But, then, I can mafce the thing funny Or else I can make the thing sad. It yields to two interpretations. This thought that to me has occurred; It could inspire great cachinnatlons By simply th twist of a word. And yet, here's the chance to be gloomy As fine as I ever have had; This thought that comes suddenly to rae May either be funny or sad. One manner of writing the Jingle Would fill you with laughs for a week; The other you'd read in your Ingle With tears coursing down either cheek, O. shall it be grief, or be giggle? O, shall It be glum or glad? Would that from this point I might wriggle! It may be made funny or sad. I sit and I gaze at the paper Unsullied, unscrtbbled and blank And rhymes of the liveliest caper Dance up In a metrical rank. But after them somberly stalking Comes pathos its pleadings to add, My chuckling and snickering balking- O, shall it be funny or sad? A twist of the pen makes It merry; A twist of the pen brings a tear Tis best with this thing to be wary Since either arrangement I fear. So I'll not sing sadly nor gayly Though I would do one, if I might; I'll cover the space I fill dally By writing of what I could write I IT SEEMED EASIER. "It Is a great deal easier to end trouble than to start It," wisely ob served the boarder with the eye glasses. "Huh!" snorted Mr. Sourdrop, "Is that so? Seems to me It's easier to buy a marriage license than to get a. divorce." Love's Young Dream. Full many a gem of purest ray serene Is on the truthful maiden's finger placed. And ahe admires Its glitter and Its sheen. Though all the while she wonders If It's paste. The Woman of It. Fifty slaves bearing huge loads of bricks, inscribed with cuneiform characters, toiled up the steps of the throne room of the Babylonian king and deposited their burdens on the floor of the royal apartment. "A letter from your most gracious spouse, O mighty king," explained the officer In charge of the slaves. Two hundred slaves bearing simi lar burdens followed, and they, too deposited their bricks on the floor. "What bare we here?" asked the king. "This." replied the officer, "Is the postscript.' Mora Odd Ladles. From one of the exchanges we clip a want advertisement which offers for aale a "black broadcloth lady's coat." A black broadcloth lady must be an interesting sight, and would be a charming companion for the one men tioned in another advertisement which speaks of "red leather ladies' shop ping bags." Quck-Wltted Youth. "Am I the first girl you ever kiss ed ?" she asked. Just after he had given her the excuse for so asking. "Tea, Indeed," was the diplomatic reply. "All the others were young women." The obvious recognation of her youthful appearance banished all pos sible jealousy, of course. Two English women who have died recently left provisions in their wills for the care of their pet dogs. Mrs. Douglas, of Uxbridge, left $20 a week to her coachman to be expended on her dogs during their lives, and Mrs. Trot ter, of Blackheath, left 1250 to her maid for the maintenance of her pet dog. Grand opening of Ceo. Schell's latest and up-to-date saloon In the city. Free turkey and dressing, 8 o'clock, Satur day night; 817 North E 8t 7-3t No Cascaret User Ever Has Headache A 10 cent box will keep your liver, stomach and bowels clean, pure and fresh for months. Sick headache, bllliousness, ditzi- ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath always trace them to tor pid liver, delayed fermenting food in the bowels or sour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the in testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into the blood. When this rison reaches the delicate brain tisfue it causes conges tion and that 611, throbbing, sicken ing headache , Salts, catl rtic pills, oil and purga tive waten. force a passageway for a day or tvo yes but they don't take the poitons out and have no effect up on the liver or stomach. Cascarets Immediately cleanse and regulate the stomach, remove the sour, undigested and fermenting food and foul gasses, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out of the system all the decomposed waste matter and poisons in the intestines and bowels. A Cascaret tonight will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist means Inside clean liness and a clear head for months. Ask any of the millions of Cascaret users if they ever have headache. A DEAL IN STOCKS. Comment of the Man Who Witn the Quick Transaotion. Sitting at bis desk on the tenth floor of a Wall street building the man in charge of the investment department of a Stock Exchange bouse was dis cussing the bond market with a visitor. A message from the telegraph room was laid upon his desk. "Pardon me," he said to his visitor as be picked up his telephone Instrument and asked for a Philadelphia connection. He imme diately replaced the receiver, and the discussion of the bond market was re sumed. The telephone bell rang. "Par don me." said the investment expert again as he lifted the telephone Instru ment "I'll take those fifty shares," he said into the telephone. Evidently he got them. He broke off the connection, wrote a message for the wire and sent it off to the telegraph room by a boy. The discussion of the bond market was resumed once more and continued until another message came from the wire room. The invest ment expert merely glanced at it and went on with the conversation. His visitor broke in to ask a question, "Do you mind telling me the nature of that transaction you have just con cluded?" "Just then?" said the invest ment expert. "Why, I bought fifty shares of an Investment stock in Phila delphia by telephone and sold them In Columbus, O., by our private telegraph wire. What about it?" "Oh, nothing," said the visitor, "only it occurred to me that a few yean ago It might have taken four weeks instead of four min ntes to do It." Then they went on with their talk about the bond market New York Post. His Preference. A distinguished eye surgeon tells a good story of his hospital days. Three other young, newly fledged oculists, and himself were chatting In their quarters In the hospital when the con versation turned, as was natural In young men, upon the beauty of differ ent colors of eyes. One championed the superior brilliancy and sparkle of the blue eye, another the depth and fire of the brown, while the third was all for the clear, cool light of the hazel. After they bad exhausted their eloquence, with the usual effect of con firming themselves in their original opinions, the fourth young sawbones suddenly broke in: "I don't care a bang about your blue eyes or your brown eyes or your gray eyes! Just give me sore eyes and plenty of 'em, and 111 b happy." Saturday Evening Post. William Jennings Bryan, March 14th at the Gennett Theater. " His N There was once a gentleman who had had the misfortune to lose his nose. "My dear," said the lady of the house which he was about to visit to her little daughter, "I want you to be very particular and make no remarks about Mr. Jenkins' nose." The young lady promised. Later In full drawing room It was noticed that she looked surprised and even bewildered, and those who knew her best waited hope fully for some remark which would, so to speak, make the home bright and lively. At last It came. "Mam ma," she said in a clear, resonant voice, "why did you tell me to say nothing about Mr. Jenkins' nose? Be hasn't got any." Tonsiline pipht&riai. the most . dreaded disease of Prevents childhood, because it Diphtheria 4iably preceded by Sore Throat nature's danger signal. At the appearance of Sore Throat the first thought should be its quick cure. Don't regard it lightly don't think it may be gone tomorrow. An hour's delay may bring fatal results. What good doctor in his practice now advises delay or thinks lightly of any Sore Throat, especially in children? Modern medication wisely endeavors to quickly control and cure the simpler forms of disease it's so much easier and so ranch safer than waiting for the graver diseases to follow. It is right here and in this way that TONSILINE has iU eiestest value. Tonsiline will positive! y cure the Sore income and tnereby prevent tne dread disease- Diphtheria. Tonsiline is the one remedy, sold largely throughout the United States, exclnsivelv for the cure of Sore Throats. Its field is limited but it does its whole duty every time. TONSILINE has justly earned toe success it has achieved as a Sore Throat Cure. gtA Buy a bottle today and have itlj nady for instant use; fm Tonsiline is the stitch in time. I'A 25 cents and SO cents. Hospital Ufl Sue 81.00. All Druggists. ( Heart toHeart Talks. Bjr JSnnH A. NYE. POWER. Be patient. If you are patient you wilt hare but little competition, because so few per sons practice that virtue. You almost may have a monopoly. Be self noised. You will have but little rivalry here also, because so many persons get off their balance. You almost could form a trust of the well balanced, rightly poised. And If you have both poise and patience rmi will hv nho avaw 1 ing for Power. If you are patient and poised you will be generous and kind to all, to the deserving and wise as well as to the undeserving and foolish. You cannot be kind and patient to all men unless you are self forgetful, un selfish. If you are self forgetful and generous you will be both patient and kind. See how the circle goes? Now, there is this about power it goes to him who can properly use it. And the greatest power iu all the uni verse is love,-and he who is poised and patleut and kind will have that tremen dous power. How to get it? Are ydu to struggle and strain after it, grasp for It? If you do that you will be doing what so many are doing, and you will have competition. And if you strain and strive you are likely to lose both poise and patience. Again it is the circle. How then? Think only goodness and all good things will come to you and radiate from you. You will be a center of love and kindness. You will be the natural expression of kindness and goodness. And . If that be true you will not need to rush hither and yon in order to find a chance to do good. It will be all about you. Think goodness and you will practice it Think goodness kindness and helpfulness will finally become the fixed habits of your life. And evil ? You will have no use for it So far as you are concerned evil will not exist Evil is negation. It will be merged into the affirmative, powerful good. Fret not yourself. Think only good thoughts. Think good thoughts and you will have power in your life. Power is abundant life. And patience and poise are its ministers. Not Her Job. Mr. Exe What! Another new dress! Perhaps you will tell me, madam, how I shall get the money to pay for it Mrs. Exe. Tou must excuse me. I am your wife, not your financial ad viser. Boston Transcript There was loud applause at its finish and then, "Author! Author!" cried Augustus Thomas, standing up on his chair. Since January 1 no person wishing to enter upon matrimony in the state of Massachusetts oan obtain a license until after his notice of intention has been on file for five days. Maine, Now Hampshire, Vermont, and Rhode Is land have all passed similar laws, and Connecticut contemplates falling into line. Law Notes. Mayo's Medical and 7 1 S N. Alabama St., 0 1 CANCERS AND TUMORS TREATED WITHOUT PAIN OR THE KNIFE He has treated successfully all forms of Chronic Diseases that are curable, such as Diseases of the Brain. Heart, Lungs, Throat, Eye and Ear, Stomach, Liver. Kidneys Iiung Trouble, Bladder, Rectum. Female Diseases, Nervous Diseases, Catarrh. Rupture. Piles. Eczema, Epilepsy, Dropsy, Varicocele, Hydrocele, etc. Diseases of Women given special attention. We Want to Cure We are particularly Interested in ceeiiiK afflicted men and women who have been treated without success, for we know that our services will be appreciated more if we succeed In curing a man or woman who tells us his or her last resort is to place himself or herself under our care. We have treated such men and women and received their praise and gratitude, and our professional reputation is backed by statements from them, which we have to convince the many skeptical sufferers of our ability to CURE. PILES. FISTULA. ETC- Cured BLOOD POISON We use only treatment of Blood Poison and kindred diseases. PROSTATIC ENLARGEMENT Results from inflammation. We re duce the enlargement and have been able to cure about 90 per cent of all eases. VARICOCELE We cure Varicocele in a few days' or weeks' time without the use of the knife. REMEMBER That in treating with Kidney and Bladder Diseases, causing pain, burning, Cystitis, pain in the back, cured or it costs you nothing. After an examination we, will tell you just what we can do for you. If we can not benefit or cure irou, we will frankly tell you so. , Write for question blanks. Call on or address W. R. Mayo, li. D., President, 713 N-AJaSisna SI. la3sisso!is,la4. Gave a R spite. The Doctor How is the patient this morning? The Patient's Wife I think he's better, but he seems to be worry ing about something. The Physician Hum! Yes. Just tell him I won't send it for a month. That ought to freshen him up some. Chicago News. It is thougnt that electric lights will ultimately take the place of all others in lighthouses. The difficulties in the way are being gradualy overcome. CuGOIjDfrlQG3 (SodipogO Threw Away That Tartarlstg Tmt! A UoGoago of Joy To All Who Have Tried la Tata to Get Bid of the Burden of Harassing Buptare. Proof Treatment GIVEN FREE. James Van Riper of Wabash, Ind. .certifies that he was so ruptured that he could not get out of bed without help think of that 1 He heard of a Method that has been effecting won derful cures, got it, and to his amazement began to recover at once. Nota day was lost from his work and he was soon completely cured. It has been a long time since then and he wants "all hernia sufferers to know the grand truth" a genuine and permanent cure for rupture! Mr. Mm srawt Ctmgltmb CWerfeihsJniis AtUrMan yVimw. tie, hmt ftuimL He is but one of the thousands who write that they have been fully and forever freed from the curse of ruptures in all forms- auurle. double. naveL imruinaL lahiaL acmtaL femoral, etc. Men, women and chfldren have been are being removed from the thraldom of that racking innrmitywhkh deprives life of so much pleasure. The wonderful Method has given them true and lasting contentment has in many cases saved them from the horrors of strangulated hernia, from the surgeon's knife from premature death. FrcototfcoClcyfca'cd . Full information showing how sufferers may save themselves at home, quickly, easily and safely, together with a Proof Treatment, will be sent free, postpaid, if you fill out for copy) the coupon below and send it with name and full address to Dr. William & Rice, 722 F Mam St, Adams, N. Y. Frc Prtsf Trcs?t Cssa s Mark est dUurram. the toeatloa ef rupture, answer the auesUoas asidjnau Surgical Institute Indianapolis, Ind. DR.W. R. MAYO, WILL BE AT Arlington Hotel KicluiniuOiiud Wednesday, Mar. 13th and Every Pour Weeks Thereafter USE OF D ISCOVBACED Men ISEASED IS APPOINTED without detention from ousmess. the most advanced methods in the me you cannot lose anything, be cause I do not charge for failures, but only for permanent cures. Therefore, you should certainly, in duty to yourself, INVESTIGATE MY METHODS, which are totally different from those. of any other specialist, before you place your case elsewhere. . V