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Tlioy nuvo Hint n Sky Parlor
lloviisn good tempered old jruntlc
man and never suspects that thore arc
any hut -well-disposed people in the
world lie accostod the hotel clerk cor
dially as he arrived somewhat breath
less at the foot of thi stairs
I have often heard he said gener
ally how hotel clerks tfot to be won
derfully sharp at rending human nature
but Im blest If I can understand How
you enmo to guess that 1 was fond of
astronomy and liked to get good and
high where 1 could look at the stars
nights Washington Post
A Menu Slur
Look here young man said the
lately resigned conductor to the railroad
editor Ive always treated you white
havent I
You have
And when I resigned the other day
didnt I tell you Id worked for the com
pany twenty years
I believo so
And yet this is the kind of a send off
you give me And he laid the last
issue of the paper on the table and
pointed to the notico of his retirement
which stated that he had worked the
eompany for twenty years St Joseph
News
Hows TIiIh
Wc ofTer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any cnsoof catarrh that cannot be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh dure
P J CHENEY CO
Prons Toledo 0
Wc tho undersigned have known F
J Cheney for the last 15 years and be
lieve him perfectly honorable in all busi
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations niudebythcir
firm
Wist Thuax Wholesale Druggist
Toledo 0
Waldino KlNMANit Mahvix Whole
sale Druggists Tnlt do 0
Halls Catarrh Cure U taken inter
nally acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of tho system Testi
monials sent free Price 7Ge per bottle
Sold by all druggists
An Apt Tmrlirr
Mr Ueauregard I set your name on
this painting Why you must have
painted it
Miss Dilly Taunt Yes I have boon
taking lessons of Mrs Stillyfe for three
weeks
Mr Heauregard I had no idea
could paint so beautifully
BtVMMgo
you
Miss Dilly Taunt Oh I only did the
name Puck
A Chungo Not Wrought by Time
A Maine woman one hundred years
old says that in her day children were
taught to write by making impressions
on birch bark To day birch bark
closely infolding the parent bough is
used to teach children by making im
pressions with it upon them Chicago
Times
llomonpntliy Applied to Finance
In tho far West said tho tall man
from Utah we dont have no bank fail
ures We cured them fancy financiers of
that folly by the homeopathic method
You did asked Guiles as he put
down Ids glass How did you manage
it
Why easy enough Whenever a
bank suspended wo suspended the
banker Worked like a charm that
did Chicago Times
Conitiiuiptlnn Curil
An old physician retired from prac
tice having had placed in his hands by
nn East India missionary tho formula of
a simple vegetable remedy for tho speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption
Bronchitis Catarrh Asthma and all
Throat aim Lung Affections also a posi
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debil
ity and all Nervous Complaints after
having tested its wonderful curative pow
ers in thousands of cases has felt it his
duty to make it known to his suffering
follows Actuated by this motive and a
desire to relieve human Buffering I will
send freo of charge to all who desire it
this recipe In German French or Eng
lish with full directions for preparing
and using Sent by mail by addressing
with stamp naming this pHper W A
Noyk8 820 Powers Block Rochester
N Y 4yl
An Ahuoluto Xec lty
II Irving Uooth Wouldst thou favor
mo with the temporary possession of
thy electric diamond
Possart llarrett Wherefore mine
heart
II Irving Booth I am chartered to
enact to night tho Politician in the
Metropolitan City at yon Hoboken
Jewelers Circular
A Useful Ilolatlve
Einstein how do you manage to
make a living if you are always selling
goods at less than cost
Ill doll you but you musd geep id
glose I haf a cousin who vash a tire
insurance adjustor Puck
Illustrated with Cuts
My barber told me a very funny
story this morning said Smithers
I judgo from the condition of your
face it was illustrated with cuts put
In Wiggles Brooklyn Life
CiiRHiberlalHHs Kye and Skin Ointment
A curtain cure for Chronic Soro Eyes
Tetter Salt llheum Scald Head Old
Chronic Sores Fever Sores Eczema Itch
Prairie Scratches Soro Nipples and Piles
It is cooling and soothing Hundreds of
vmw Imvo been cured by it after all other
treatment had failed It Is put up in V
and 50 cent boxes For salo by ltoso
octflyl
lttwl Tiik UrKAM to a Uiiittuit friend
Wlir JOIINXIK WAS THANKFUL
f SPORTING -U
Golly Im glad my mother dont
wear slippers like them Puck
An honist Swede tells his story in
plain but unmistakable language for the
benefit of the public One of my chil
dren took a severe cold and caught the
croup I gave her a tenspoonful of Cham
berlains Cough Remedy and in five min
utes later I gave her one more By this
time she had to cough up the gathering
in her throat Then she went to sleep
and slept good for If minutes Then she
got up and vomited then she went back
to bed and slept good for the remainder
of tho night She trot the croun tho sec
ond night and I gave the same remedy
with the same good results I write this
because I thought there might be some
one in the same need and not know the
true merits of this wonderful medicine
Clias Thompsecn Des Moines Iowa
f0 cent bottles lor sale by Rose Swan
go Hazel Green
For the Public Weill
My good girl said an experienced
amusement purveyor take my advice
and dont go on the stage
Ml II -1
1 nujusi hue sum snnrpiy you
are going to undertake to save mo from
a terrible fate or something of that
sort
No he replied solemnly I was
thinking of the public Washington
Post
Tin laws of health are taught in our
schools but not in a way to be of much
practical benefit and are never illustrated
by living examples which in many caccs
could easily be done If some scholar
who had just contracted a cold was
brought before the school so that all
could hear the dry loud cough and know
its significence see the thin white coat
ing on the tongue and later as the cold
develops see tho profuse watery expec
toration and thin watery discharge from
tho nose not one of them would ever
forget what the first symptoms of a cold
were The scholar should then be given
Chamberlains Cough Remedy freelv
that all might see that even a severe cold
could be cured in one or two days or at
least greatly mitigated when properly
treated as soon as the first symptoms ap
pear For sale by Rose Swango
Mrs
again
Not So llnil After All
McFadden Im very queer
doctor My cough bothers me
so Im afraid Im going to die
Genial Medical Person Never mind
its not a very difficult thing to do The
last year of our life is much easier than
the first You see theres no teething
Jury
Klin wood Stock Fur in
Mr W H Gentry writes I am glad
of tho opportunity to speak in praise of
your wonderful Quinns Ointment Have
recommended to several friend who are
as well pleased with the results as I am
For Curbs Splints Spavins Puffs and all
bunches use this standard remedy For
sale by Rose Swango
Identifying 111m
Mnddox Who Is that
individual
iazzum a man named Hawk
ins Graduated at the head of his class
in college and delivered an eloquent
valedictory on The Secret of Success
Y Sun
A oreat many persons who have found
no relief from other treatment have- been
cured of rheumatism by Chamberlains
Pain Balm Do not give up until you
have tried it It is only 60 cents per
bottle For sale by Rose Swango
She I learned how to cook when I
was In boarding school
He sampling her cake And whon
did you forget Munseys Weekly
ONE DOLLAR WEEKLY
Buys a good Gold Watch by our Club Sys
tem Oar 14 karat gold tilled caes are war
ranted for 20 years Flno Klgia orWaltham
movement Stem wind and sot Ladvo or
Gents size Kqual to any 50 watch To
secure agents where we have none we sell
one of the Huatiac Case Watches for the
Club price 28 and send C O I by express
with privilege of examination before paving
for same
Oar Agent ot Durham X C writes
Our jewelers have confessed they dont
know how you can furnish such work for
the money
Our Agent at Heath Springs S C writes
Your watches lake at sight Tim gen
tleman who got the last watch said that ho
examined and priced a jewelers watches in
Lancaster that were no better thuu yours
but the price was f 15
Our Agent at Pennington Tex writes
Am in receipt of the watch and am
pleased without measure All who have
seen it Nay it would be cheap at 10
4rOnc good reliable Agent wanted for
each place Write for particulars
KMiiiu Wvivh Co New Ynrlr
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May 8 1891
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A Perfect Succcbm
WM H CORD
iPiH oSf
PRINCIPAL
JR J P LOCK HART
DENTIST
EEL KY
TEACHERS INSTITUTE PROCEEDINGS
Wlth ftjiew trimming machine a modern
stapler faH Jd press an abundance of type
and superior workmen we are belter pre
pared to jirlnt Institute Proceedings tlinn
atiy ollice in Eastern Keutuekv Please give
us your onler spKXt COOPER
vn X
The Iter A Antolne ot Itotugio Tex writ
As far ai I am ablo to judgo I think Pastor
Koonla8 Nerve Touto la a perfect buocobi for
anyone who Buffered from a most painful
nervousness as I did I feel like myself arista
after taking the Tonic
A Sunday School Superintendent
Endorse It
BECXTAnr Dorchester Co Md March 8 9L
A aoholar In tho M E Sunday school of
-which I am Superintendent I know was com-
pouod to stay at homo on account of hor ait
pnout epileptic flta for eight months but slnoo
using rastor Hoonlgs Nervo Tonic Bho at tone a
regularly I think the cure tho most remark
able 1 have over seen or hoard of and this
Nervo Tonic dosorvee tho higlit ocomiums It
has my fullest ondorscinont
JOHN A EEEBE JB
FREE
A Valuable nook en Nervous
Disease sent freo to any address
and poor pUenta can also obtain
this medicine free of charge
This remedy has boon prepared by tho Rovorond
Pastor Koeniff of Fort Wirne Ind since iff7 and
is now prepared under his direcUou by tho
KOENIG MED CO Chicago III
Sold by Druggists at 81 per Bottle 0 for 85
large 8Ue 8175 0 Bottles for 80
1891 1892
HAZEL GREEN
ACADEMY
Normal and Preparatory School
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SKCOXI TEKM HFOAX
MONDAY NOVEMBER 1G 1891
TEACHERS COURSE embraces all the
brunches required in the Common Schools
Theory and Practice a specialty Daily
drills for Teachers
UrSINESS COURSE embrnres the Tea
chers Coarse Rook Keeping Business
Forms nud Transactions and Commercial
Laws
ENGLISH COURSE prepares for Ken
tucky University and Colleges of that class-
ANCIENT MODERN LANGUAGES
Oar rates are less than any school in Entcrn
Kentucky Rates of Tuition per Month
f00 150 and 200
p Payable one hid f on entering School
the other At middle of term
nOAKDIXG
r There will be no more trouble about
too bin board the cost of board and lodg
ing will be onlv 200 PKK wkkk evkuy
thing FLKNIHHKI We can accommodate
sixty boarders in oar new building new
furniture and good fare The teachers live in
the Academy Home and hnve the immediate
charge of the boarders I G Combs is the
caterer no better can bo found
FREE SCHOLARSHIPS
Any scholars tnkii g first and second hon
ors on the completion of their courses in the
Academy shall be entitled to a free scholar
ship each in Kentucky University A free
scholarship in the Academy will be awarded
to one pupil from each of the following
mountain counties viz Breathitt Clay El
liott Floul Harlan Johnson Knott Lee
Leslie Letcher Lawrence Martin Magoffin
Mcnelee Morgan Owsley Perry Pike Pow
ell and Rowan provided such arrange
ments have been mad for the competitive
examination b the common school author
ities or with their consent ns shall enable
each student of common school grades to
compete for the scholarship and the appli
cant therefor shall bear a certificate from
the examiner that he has obtained the hMi
est mark attained upon the examination in
his county
Wc would advise all to enter at the be
ginning of a term but you can enter at any
I -1 Ill l t -
lima iiuu ciusmk iu uu arranged
You cannot find n better school in the
mountains of Kentucky Our rates are low
our methods of teaching Normal we keep
ubreasi with tho tide of education Our pu
pils are our best advertisement We refer
you to them
Hazel Green Is the prettiest town in East
ern Kentucky free from many of ills ot
railway towns nud those of more popula
tion no saloons or harbors of tomntntlnn
Tho people welcome strangers and inlhi
ences for good are thrown around them
All boarders will be under the supervision
of the teachers Send for catalogues etc
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Richmond Le
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Covington Ari
Cincinnati Ar
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jy iiiuk on ass koutk 2
SHORTEST AND QUICKEST ROUTE
FROM CENTRAL KENTUCKY
TO ALL POINTS
NORTH EAST WEST
AND SOUTHWEST
FAST LINE BETWEEN LEXING
TON AND CINCINNATI
SSrSciiEDULE ix Effect Nov 15 1801
South Bound
Cincinnati
Covington
Paris
Lexington
Wjlliniushiirc
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Ar
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Livingston
Corbin
Middlesborougli
Cumberland Gap
Corbin
lellico Ar
Richmond Ir
Lancaster
btanlord Ar
No 1
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6 10am
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11 18 am
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Iraftie Manacer Gun IWh Air
General Ollices Louisville Ky
I Moksb Asst Gen PassAgt
Ofliee Chamber of Commerce Riiihliug
No 1 Da ly to all points except Rowland
Division which is daily except Sundav
No 2 Runs daily except Sundav from
Lexington to Cincinnati
No 1 Runs ditilv
N 4 Runs dally from all stations ex
cept the Rowland Division which U dailv
except Smulav J
So 0 Dallv except Sundav
No 4 Dully between Cincinnati and Lev
iautoii
Nos 1 nad 3 make conneclioiis at Win
Chester for points on the N N M V K
No I Carries thromdi fin n
nail to Middlesboiough and Cumberland I
Gap and all intermediate slati
wm
Go
-Main and Broadway LEXINGTON KY
BSTDONT GO ELSEWHERE TO BUY YOUK tBt
WOOD MANTELS
WALL PAPER
FURNITURE
DRAPERIES
CARPETS c
IMLWe can supply you at prices
that will save you money Having
large show rooms we carry a com
plete stock in all the different branch
es and with facilities for buying at
the lowest possible prices we are en
abled to successfully meet all compe
tition
Cincinnati and Louisville Prices Duplicated
C F Brower Co
Carpets Furniture Wall Paper Draperies
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THE
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I OLD KENTUCKY ROUTE
OfrOO
Tho Direct Linn tn
Lexington Le
Winchester
Mt Sterling
Ashland
Cattlettsburir
Huntington ArJ
WKST 110 UNI
Huntington Le
Cattlettsburg
Ashland
Mt Sterling
Winchester
Lexingtoi Ar
Fast M
Daily
7 35 urn
8 23am
8 54am
12 lOjim
12 28im
12 50pm
6 00am
0 25 nm
ti 37 am
10 27 am
11 15 am
12 05pm
CIIAS L BROWN
Gen Pass Agent
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Limited
Express
Daily
6 00pm
0 45pm
7 12pm
10 07pm
io tpm
11 47pm
1 35pm
1 54 pm
2 05pm
5 08pm
5 45im
0 20pm
Newport News Mississippi Valley Co
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UfAfTF PHILADELPHIA
BALTIMORE NEW YORK
OLD POINT THE SEA SH6RE
And all Eastern Cities
ik
LEXINGTON LOUISVILLE
ST LOUIS KANSAS CITY
CHATTANOOGA MEMPHIS
And all Points West and Northwest and
South and Southwest
KAST HOUND
Accoiu
Daily
ex Sun
11 40am
12 30pm
1 05pm
DAILY
8 40am
8 59am
0 30am
DAILY
C 45pm
7 14pm
7 27pm
Ex Sun
1 20pm
1 55pm
2 45pm
LlMlTKD VkSTUIUIKD TltAINB mil dttllv
in connection with Chesapeake Ohio F
F V to New York
Fast Mail Trains run daily and make
oenl Ktops between Lexington and Hunt
ington
HuntinotonA Moiikiirai accommoda
tions run daily
LkxinAton A Morkhkai and Lkxincj
ton Mt Stiuiin8 accommodations run
daily except Sunday
Through Slkkpino Cars to and from
AVasldngton and New York without change
G W HARNEY
Oen Agent
LKXINOTON KY
V II IlAKRifiONGen Agent Ashland Ky
AY HOUSE
Hazkl Grikn Ky
MRS LOU DAY Proprietress
This house has been receutlv refilled ami
reluriiMiednnd the table Is atall times sup
plied with the best in the market Rates
reasonable Sample room attached and spe
cial rates to commercial men Patronage i
respectfully solicited nrtly
nnii r clTrenTxtn
Cor Limestone and Short sts
Lkxixotox Ky
lir
W II IIUWKMj IltOlRlKTOIt
Ihere has been added nn Annex rltli 20
arcc well ri niiliiimi - mi sit cun
- Mniii7t runt -
us ami runs jsS th door cerv ho minuUs LocnUd
uithiii IwuMpuiris of depot