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*^ti RIVAL OF THE GREAT BARD Stratford-on-Avon's Claims to Distino tion Not Alone Due to Shakespeare. Famous men whose names lend dis tinction to the places of their birth must look to their laurels. At any moment these may be snatched from them by contemporary heroes. A let ter found among the papers of Mary Russell Mitford tells of a case in point. The writer had just made a visit to Stratford-on-Avon. While visiting at an inn there he fell into conversation with a farm-hand about Shakespeare. 'E warn't born in Henley street," Baid the native. "Where then?" said the visitor. "By the river." "Who told you that?" "Why, Jahn Cooper." After a pause, the man remarked, in a tone of grave conviction, "Ah, zur, there's another wonderful feller!" "Who?" "Why, Jahn Cooper, I tell 'ee." The visitor inquired what great deeds John Cooper-had done. "Done?" said the tfarmer, sitting back and slapping his ffenee. "Done?^| he repeated, in a voice of thunder. "Why, zur, I'll tell 'ee." He leaned forward impressive, and looked straight into the stranger's eyes. "I'll tell 'ee 'e's lived 'ere in this town for ninety year as man and boy, and 'e's never had the toothache, and never lost wan!"Youth's Companion. LIVES UP TO REPUTATION Mary Knew How to Work, Wasn't Afraid to Work, but Was Independent. Mary's written references were ex cellent and the employment agent piled up praises. She knew how to work, and she wasn't afraid to work. But she was independent, she wouldn't hide that. Every bit of work that fell to her legitimately was performed thoroughly, but not one hand's turn would she do to help a fellow-servant along the mistress must take that into consideration. The mistress did. She said that that was no objection. On the first day in her new home Mary lived up to her reputation. Also, she lived up to it later in the evening. She was requested to wind a big hall clock. It was a fourteen-day clock, and it took twenty-eight turns of the key to wind it. Mary turned the key fourteen times. "That's not enough," said her mis tress. "Why don't you finish?" "Because there may be another girl on this job next week," said Mary, "and I'm not going to do her work for her." Physicians Often Blamable. "It is a most unfortunate thing," says the North American Journal of Homeopathy, "that the moral degen eration to which every drug habitue almost inevitably comes is a sin that almost always lies at the door of some medical adviser. Few patients live so far from the doctor as to warrant him leaving a supply of morphine tablets for them to take 'if an attack comes on.' The practice of medicine seems to be summed up in the prescription of opiates in the case of some physi cians. It is better to wear out the medicine case and let the hvpodermic rust out than vice versa. Of course, we know that the hypodermic should not rust and that the medicine case cannot but our readers are bright enough to read between the lines." Shrewd Patient. A doctor who had been attending an old farmer for a fortnight or so pronounced the patient so much im proved that it would be unnecessary for him to call again professionally. Next day the medico was not a lit tle astonished to find the ex-patient In the surgery with a half-consumed bottle of medicine in his hand. "I thought, doctor, as you said that I was all right again, that I needn't finish t'bottle, so I've brought it back, as it'll happen come in handy for some other badly (sick) body that's got Vsame complaint as I had. And you'll likely knock something off my bill, seeing that I've only supped half of it." Thus showing a shrewd, sav Ing turn on the convalescent's part Youthful Definitions. In order to give his scholars a firm grip of original composition, a school master believes in the value of what he calls "an exercise in framing defi nitions." After illustrating what was wanted, he set the little boys to write one-sentence definitions of "boy" and "girl." Here are a few of the ideas evoked: "A boy is made of a lot of bones with flesh put round them." "A girl is nearly the same, but we do not cut her hair." "A boy is born a baby." "A girl is only ribs out of a man's body." "A girl is God's sheep." "A boy is a ordinary creature made out of dust, and so is a girl." Against His Grain. The man whose corn had just been trod upon hopped about on one foot, nursing the other in his palms. "What's the matter?" queried an Innocent bystander. "Some one walk on your foot?" "No, you simpleton," replied the suf fering one, fastening a gaze of un utterable scorn upon his questioner, "a 500-pound hog, with an insatiable appetite for corn, merely grazed mine In passing." And he restored his aching foot to the pavement and went limping on his war AFORMALt Wash Goods Women who can make their own gowns make a great saving on dress maker's bills and if she buys her dress goods at this store she makes another big saving, and secure the most up-to-date materials. The new goods are here, ging hams, lawns, percales, ratines, linens and linen finished suitings. Spring Dresses We are showing a very fine assortment of dresses, ranging from the simple little dress here shown up to the fine party gown. Wash dresses $1 to $ 5 Wool serge dresses $ 5 to $12.50 Wool challie dresses $12.50 Chiffon dresses $15 to $25 White voile dresses $6.50 Spring Styles in Tailored Suits An authentic showing in new models. The season's newest ideas are fonnd in this splendid assortment of spring suitf. in ex exclusive models and fabrics. The jackets are shorter and are shown with graceful draped skirts. Trimmed and semi-tailored styles in wool poplins, Bedfords cords, suitings and serge. Misses' suits, made from fine gray mixed suiting. Norfolk style, stitched on belt, breast On ftfj pocket. Price ZUiUll Suits for stout women, blue serge suits, sizes from 41 to 45, a strictly man tailored en suit. Price ZZiUll Ladies' suit, made from a beaut iful pieqe of blue hair line suit ing, jacket lined with tan silk and bound with black Ox ftfl silk bailors braid. Price.ZUiUU presentation of the new models in Spring and Summer Wearing Apparel Every ele^ ment tha enters into stylish apparel has been considered^every manufacturer from whom we bought-was selected because of some noteworthy feature of his product. Study and comparison will reveal to every woman that Spring styles show charming innovations and new ideas, This gathering of new^goods brings out every, one of these new features in a wide variety of models. Refinement and Style shown iu these new two piece suits. The New Spring Styles In Men's Wear The answer to the important question of "what shall I wear this spring" is now here. Men's Suits, blue serge suits, the very latest models $ 12 to 25.00 Boys' Suits, a large range of models and fabrics, price 4.50 to IO.OO Men's Hats and Caps, the new spring styles 50c to 5.00 Men's Shirts, the new things in dress shirts I.OO and 1.50 Men's Neckwear. Our stock of Easter ties now ready for your in spection. A handsome tie for 50c Men's Shoes. Men's quality shoes, the kind that wear and show style, price 3.00 to 6.00 THE RELIABLE STORE BEMIDJI, MINNESOTA Right Styles In Spring Coats Jaunty new Spring Styles These coats are strongly favored by those intimately acquainted with the trend of fashions. These coats are very chic in appear ance they are three-quarter and full length models in colors and materialsnovelty ratines, es ponge whipcords, etc. $ I O.OOIt's suprising what fine coats we are showing at this price. One of exceptional value is a 45-in. tan whipcord coat with inlaid collar of brown cloth. $15.00 *t this price we show a very fine assortment of 45-in. and full length garments, the very newest ideas in swell coats. $2O.OO-At this price you can secure one of our full silk lined coats. One very fine gar ment at this price is a full length tan covert coat lined with green silk. Easter Cloves 4.00 and 5.00 Kaiser's short silk gloves. ..50c to $1.00 Kaiser's longsilkgloves..$l.OO to $2 OO Ireland's cape glove?....$1 OO to $2.00 Kid gloves $I.OO to $2.0O Women's Shoes The woman who wishes a good pair of shoes to wear Easter morning should see what we have in footwear. We are now showing the new tans, suedes and the dull leathers, as well as a good assortment of patent leathers, foremost of which is our patent colt shoes at a pair Silk Hose Black and colors, a pair 75c Black and colors, a pair. I.OO