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Signs around Havana proclaim the
fact that "Dios Existe"God Exists.
"He's got nothing on me/'.jsaid a vic
tim of the moratorium the other day.
"That's all I'm doing."The Pitch
fork.
Anything on You?
Watch Out Pat!
"Begorra," observed Pat, "making
.love^to a vdow is a quare thing to do.
Before ye begin to know what the
end will be you're scared that mebbe
somethin'll happen. Ye make up your!
mind it's no use tryin' and thin ye
discover ye've gone so far ye can't
back out. It's full av disappoint
ments and hopes and in the end
comes the greatest surprise av all
whin just What ye expected happens.**
Pucb.
What's QUare, Thin?
New Arrivals
"A future belle of Frontier arrived
to Mr. and Mr. Bert Waldo at the
home of Mrs. Mary Lindholm in this
village early Monday morning.
"Doc Drake was kept busy as as
slstant to Doc Stork the first of the
week,
of Wayland hpme. The event hap
pened at old town Baudette.
"Monday a boy arrived to make his
home at Frank Passi's place near Pitt.
"Those vitally concerned are all
getting along nicely."Northern
News.
New News
Sounds Like Yap
"Lily, Linda and Aino Jokela,
Mamie Peeppo and Marie Boyeson
were pleasantly entertained at the
Ahola home Sunday afternoon," says
an exchange. We say that the item
sounds as if it came from Hawaii or
some place like that, instead of Mal
colm vicinity. Probably entertained
on the ukulele.
You Never Can Tell
Not Much Difference
We notice in advertisements for
the wrestling match to be held here
April 8 that a dance will be held after
the wrestling. Why differentiate?
If the dance isn't any different than
most of those we have seen lately, the
only difference will be that the dance
is open to the public and the adver
tised wrestling match is confined to
four men, two at a time.
Try Them Both
Consider the Source
A- married' man was overheard to
say' recently that ft seemed good to
be able to see a man again with some
of the yellow of'ah'egg on his beard.
Said it looked like old times again,
when everyone could afford to eat
eggs. But if he had been a single
man, eating at restaurants, he
wouldn't have n&ticed any difference.
There Am't None
"She Couldn't Help' It"
"Bebe Daniels Gets 10 Days for
Speeding," says a headline, and after
reading on farther we find that it is
the Bebe Daniels we see in the
movies. Evidently practicing up for
another of those escapades. Motion
for a new trial was denied but she
may appeal. Sounds like another
plot for a picture, doesn't it?
Good Way to Advertise
UNEMPLOYED FENSIONEKS
TO BE SENT TO SCHOOL
London. (By Mail to the United
Press).Owing to frequent abuses of
the out-of-work dole, under new reg
illations made by the Minister of L:v-
bar, an insurance officer may require
any insured contributor who applies i
for. out-of-worK benefit to go to
Ottawa, Ont.Immigration to Can
ada increased 25 per cent last year as
compared v*lth the preceding twelve
months, according to gures compiled
by the Dominion Immigration Depart
ment.
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ADDITIONAL WANT ADS
WAITED TO BUYGood rowboat
with free spoon oars. Address Q.
G. Thompson, Pembina, N. D.
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FOB SALE?BMve room house, 816
Mississippi avenue.' Luquhe at
house. 2t3-31
$50 REWARDStolen. A pile of
lumber. About four thousand feet,
from Opsata's mill yard, four miles
southeast of Bemidji. Reward
will be paid on conviction of guil
ty party or recovery of lumber.
Ixmis Buchsen. 3t4-l
FOR SALE6-h. p. gasoline engine,
620 Minnesota avenue, 3t4-l
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MARKETS
HIDES
Cow hides, No. 1 3c-4c
Bull hides, No. 1, lb 2c-3c
Kipp hides, No. 1, lb 4c
Calf skins, No. 1, lb 5c-6c
On Sunday it was over the Deacons, each 40c-50c
coming of a son to the Josr
Donahue-
Horse hides, large. ?1.50-?2
POTATOES
Chicago, March 30.Potato re
ceipts, 22 cars. Market slightly
stronger. Northern whites, sacked
and bulk, $1.10 to $1.20.*-
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
Mrs. O. C. Rood returned this
morning froln Crookston where she
has spent the past few weeks during
the illness and death of her sister,
Mrs. C. C. Ostrander.
Corporal Cleo H, Larson left lasik
night for Camp Cook, Neb., after a
30-day furlough which he spent at
the Bert Greenslit home.
ST. PHILLIP'S LADIES TO
MEET TOMORROW AFTERNOON
The St. Phillip's Ladies Aid "wilL
meet at the home of Mrs. J. A. Dal
ton, 519'' Minnesota avenue, tomor
row afternoon. The following offi
cers were elected at the last meeting
of the Aid: president, Mrs. W.
Wort),\ vice-presiiTtnt, Mrs. Dan
Gainey secretary, Mrs. C. Tharald
eon treasurer. Mrs. T. B. Cassidy.
A large attendance is urged for to
morrow's meeting.
PRESBYTERIAN HAM AND
EGG SUPPER IS SUCCESS
The annual ham and egg supper
held by the men of the Presbyterian
church last evening in the church
basement between 5 and 8 o'clock
proved to be a decided success, ap
proximately 350 people being served.
This is .the largest number in at
tendance at the ham and egg supper
although the annual turjiey supper
has been served to much larger
crowds, states Rev. L. P. Warford.An
excellent gTonu was served and the
men proved themselves able waiters.
GOOD YEAR FORECAST
FOR JUNIOR CLUB WORK
A big year is forecast for boys'
and girls' club work in Minnesota.
Graduates of the school of agricul
ture at University Farm are going
0ut as county club leaders. A score
or more of counties will have leaders
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gi months beginning the first
Apri
school. the office of T. A. Ericksou, the state
Many of the thousands now draw
lng unemployment benefit are not
anxious to rind a job. A recent ex
ample of abuse of the government
dole was the case of a woman who
had been drawing the out-of-work
pay for months. Fearing it was com
ing to an end, she accepted a post
as cook at 260 a year, board, laun
dry, lodging, etc., furnished. On V*c
day her employer was expecting her.
he received a letter instead, announc
ing that "as the government has de
cided to continue the out-of-work
benefit, I have decided not to accept
the position you offered."
Employers declare that the unem
ployment benefit is merely subsidiz
ing idleness, and those taxpayers who
are eking out existence on any kind
of a job so long as it is a job, are
beginning to feel sore at the way the
government is being hoodwinked,
especially ps they have to defray the
cost of the hoodwinkers' upkeep.
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i The schools or the farm
DureaU
0f
expenge leader
the counties will bear the
The men have signed up in
Blue Earth county is setting
the pace with 60 juniors enrolled in
the dairy calf project. Purebred Hol
stein and Guernsey calves will be dis
tributed among the boy and girl
members at a club short course to be
held at Mankato April 15 and 16.
Noted Packer Backs Plan
to Aid Overseas Buyers
//ssamm&^^^^m^ss^ii^^ hotaas' E. Wilson
Thomas K.'"Wffson of Chicago as
a mcmbei of the Committee on
OrpanizatTow of the Foreign Trade
Fintinritit?. Orpora'.ion^i* on? of a
conntry-vvi-.!? .Kroim of hankrr*,
mamifacta.-rn, v.v fnrau'rs working
to Vv-tam ftr. -rlcnnv stmr.^mnry in
export trade .by fufnlsfiiug mVnrts
vo extend !ohg-tdr credits to over
seas ptirc!-:."srr* of our poods. Mr.
Wflpdn v-:-f of.th."'great r^k'"?
firm wlrieh hears histbpy name. Hf
hes ropC3tP(Py.!?5v speeches and
writ-ntr B,in*^ir.j
-rowbi
important- 'Aro'erea*s forcfen
trade. Rr* rfosfWc. on the Or
ganijration fN.*-yVittcf rf. the n
corporation ..n. .nefor&ioftf with
the grneTl r^'iry'' oave men
from all brands of industry and
all, sections oj_lhc country. "__
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"BEACON DUBBS" AT CABR
LAKE SCHOOL SATURDAY
The play "Deacon Dubbs" is to be
given at the Carr Lake school house
Saturday night, April 2. This is a
three-act coinedy coached by Miss
Adah Williajns. The "all-star cast"
consists of Paul Bagby as the jovial
Deacon Dubbs, from "State o' West
Virginny Arthur Vollanan as Amos
Coleman, in love with Rose Raleigh
Chester Larson as Rawdbn Crawley,
a villian from the city Walter Lar
son as Deuteromony Jortes, the clum
sy hired man August Jarchow as the
bibulous Major McNutt, the auc
tioneer Dora Young as Rose Raleigh,
whose farm is sold at auction Adah
Williams as Yennie Yenson, the little
Swede girl Dorothy Jarchow as
Trixie Coleman, the cut-up Ethel
Boyer as Emily Dale, a snob, and Mrs.
Ed. Larson as Philipena Popover, an
old maid with both eyes on the dea
con. Mr. and Mrs. John Peterson,
Miss Mary Meadj Emil Blatter and
Mrs. Volkman are to assist with the
music.
The proceeds of the play are to go
toward a community music fund.
There will be a confection table
where candy, coffee, sandwiches and
ice cream may be bought. Every one
come and have a social time after
the play, which js to begin at 8:30
o'clock.
Niagara River Obstructed.
The Niagara river was obstructed
by ice at Lake Erie and ran nearly
dry above the falls for one day, March
29, 1848. The Detroit News recalls
that a man walked across the falls
that day and the water did not more
than coyer the soles of his shoes.
Photographs I were taken,by Orrln-E.
Dunlap of Niagara Falls oue day in
March, 1903, which were printed In
the papers at the time, showing the
American falls practically dried up,
only a little stream trickling over the
cliff in the distance, while in the fore
ground a portion of the falls, generally
swept by a torrent of water, was en
tirely dry. Other pictures showed peo
ple walking about and'gathering sou
venirs in what '.& generally the bed of
the American rapids ubove the frills.
An ice blockade above Goat island, di
verting practically all the water to
the Canadian side, was responsible for
this unusual condition: The same
thing happened in February, 1905. The
falls were dry but a day or so at a
time.
Looking Twice.
Self-made men, particularly those
who have advertised themselves as
such, are finding their Idols tottering
on their pedestals in the face of the
Increaging attacks by the forces of
education. A professor in a teacher's
college expresses himself as follows:
"The fundamental cause of our poor
attendance (in the upper school
grades) Is the pernicious cult of the
self-made man." While a young man,
In writing to tell his reasons for want
ing to go to college, clarifies his point
in this fashion: "We often meet the
'gentleman' who snys, 'I never had an
education and look at me*and we
look. We don't say anything but we
think a lot"
Baboons Afraid of Airplanes.
Norman Chase, an English traveler,
snys at Kainaens, he noticed a num
ber of baboons which were in the
vicinity showing unmistakable signs
of fear. They crowded together and
whimpered, giving every Indication
that something unusual had disturbed
them. Mr. Chase's dogi a well-bred
Airedale, and known to be plucky and
fearless, also become uneasy, and ap
peared to be In dread of something.
On looking round for the cause of all
the trouble. Mr. Chase observed the
airplane flying overhead at a compara
tively low altitude. The sound of the
engine and the huge birdlike appear
ance of the plane no doubt upset the
equilibrium of the baboons.
Yawning Said to Induce Sleep.
The last suggestion for the cure of
mild attacks of sleeplessness is the
"Imitation Yawn" system. It has been
tried with considerable success by the
writer himself. Try it for yourself.
The nest time you feel wakeful at
night, just close your eyt*nd Indulge
in a few long drawn-ont and con
cientious yawns. By the time you
have completed the sixth or seventh it
Is more than probable that a certain
drowsiness will be steadily creeping
over your senses. The explanation is
simple enough. Each time one yawn*,
the bad air in the lungs Is more or
less expelled, and this expulsion auto
matically induces restfulness. More
over, the mere sound of a yawn, by
reason of its sleepy associations, will
belp to bring about sleep.
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BEMIDJI TOWNSHIP
Mrs. John Brooka went to the St.
Anthony hospital' last 'weeb to sub
mit to an operation.
Mrs. J. Sofer has returned home
from St. Anthony hospital much im
proved after her operation.
Word has been received from the
Rako family that Miss Laura Rako
has had a very serious operation for
goitre. The latest word reports her
doing as well as can be expected.
Miss Dora Young of Staples and
Miss Mary Mead of La Porte return
ed -to their duties as teachers at the
Carr Lake school after their Easter
vacation.
The Getchell and Fenske children
have all recovered from a seige of the
smallpox.
Ethel Boyer is enjoying her Easter
vacation at the Wm.' Boyer home.
Miss Ethel is a sophomore at the Be
midji high school.
The Better Farmers' club held an
interesting meeting at the Carr Lake
school house, on Saturday last.
Be sure to take in the play "Dea
con Dubbs" at the Carr Lake school
house on Saturday 8:30 p. m.
Mr. and Mrs. Gust Moe are now oc-
a
ffew Polic^ of New Yorfr Life Insurance Co.
IF YOU LIVE
$100 A MONTH FOR LIFE
TO YOURSELF
IF TOTALLY AND PERMANENTLY DISABLED
by accident or disease, beginning on first day of
month after proof of such disability.
BESIDES
if you become totally disabled and such disability
continues for three months it will be presumed to
be permanent until recovery.
cupying their cottage south of the
Carter corner.
Walter Fenske had his wrist severe-f
ly cut last Saturday. It was neces
sary, to have a physician attend to it.
Did you ever stop to consider what
a stupendous task it is to put on a I
home talent play in the- country?
Some of the cast in "Deacon Dubbs"
live six miles from the place of re-^
hearsal. None live less than one!
mile except Miss Young and Mr.!
Bagby. Many trips were made by a-j
eyr when not enough members were I
present for a rehearsal. The roads
have been horrible, butth partici-i
pants didn't quit or holler either. Let's
go to "Deacon Dubbs" Saturday,!
April 2, 8:30 p. m.
NO PREMIUMS TO BE PAID
S. and-*-
THE FACE OF POLICY ($10,000) AT DEATH
IN ADDITION TO DISABILITY PAYMENTS
or
DOUBLE THE FACE OF THE POLICY ($20,000)
IF DEATH RESULTS FROM ACCIDENT
This policy of insurance protects you whether you
live, die, or are totally and permanently disabled by
disease or accident
IT TAKES THE WORRY OUT OF LIFE
LIMITED TO CLASS A RISKS ONLY
ISSUED BY THE NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CO.
In Amounts up to $25,000
For full provisions see policy contract
The be?*t protection in the world offered by
one of the greatest companies.
WOMEN INSURED AT REGULAR RATES
DEAN S. MITCHELL
Hope for Us Yet.
"What do you regard as the bul
wark of the nation?"
"The common sense of the plain
people."
"When does it assert itself?"
"That's hard to say, but a statis
tician tells me 60 per cent of, our pop
ulation has never learned to 'shim-
my.' "-Birmingham Age-Herald. *r
SUBSCRIBE FOR THE
DAILY PIONEER
THE ANDREW BERGQUIST STORE
ATREDBYWILL
Open for Business Saturday, April 2
In larger and better quarters than ever
and will carry a complete line of
ConfectioneryBakery Goods-Ice Cream
ipQME AND SEE US
IT PROTECTS YOUR OLD AGE
$10,000 IF you PIE
$20,000
IF DEATH RESULTS FROM ACCIDENT
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BEGINNING APRIL 1,1921
THE MINNEAP0P1S TRIBUNE
DAILY AND SUNDAY
Will be handled exclusively in
Bemidji by
LESLIE GLOMBOSKI
Prompt delivery service will be
established for dealers and
monthly subscribers
CLARIFIED MilkNature's Best and Cheap-
v.
A V.. est Fppd.
milk is equal
to the
quantities of
any of
the foods
shown here
and costs less
The product is handled by the most sanitary methods
from the time of milking until delivered to the consumer.
This Milk Is Centrifusally CLARIFIED By
the De Laval Process
Hold up the bottleyou will find every drop absolutely^
clean and pure.' We have investigated the work done by the|
De Laval Clarifier and find that it greatly improves the best
milkno matter how carefully it has been handled -Lead-
ing health authorities are recommending clarification pt all
milk. We have always tried to furnish our customers^ith
the best possible milk and for this reason are now?clarifying
our milk with this machine
CLARIFIED Milk Reduces Food Expense
Many persons do not use as much milk as they should
because they ffeekthat it is not as clean as other foods 3?he
De Laval Clarifier removes every possible objection of this
kind. The impurities in milk are removed by centrifugal
force, and it is rendered more pleasing arid palatable. Piire"?
milk is one of nature's best foodsone quart being equal
in food value to each of the following: 8 eggs, 2 lbs. of
chicken, 5 lbs. of beets, 5 lbs, of turnips, 6 lbs. of spinach, 2
lbs. of salt codfish, 3 lbs. of fresh codfish, 4 lbs. of cabbage,
lbs. of lean round beef.
All housewives will find that they can reduce the
food cost per month by increasing the use of milk,fs
We will be gladrto hear our phone ring at any time if you
want us to deliver more milk.
Get on the Milk Route by Calling Rural Phone 16-f-4
ALFALFA DAIRY FARM
J. HINTZ, Manager
Bemidji, Minn.
DAILY PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS
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