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$iS' fl'V Laugh With Usn Not At Ua- ',',,"_ There'* a Reao#'^ We quite agree with the small boy. He walked through the cemetery and Tead all the inscriptions on the tomb stones and thjgn wanted to know where all the wicked peaople. were buried. Not Buried Yet A Clean Joke 1 May I hold your palm Olive?" he asked earnestly. "Not on your life Buoy."',she re plied haughtily. i A Little Soft Soap Get-Rich Quick An amateur inventor wants to know if there is any money in a per petual motion machine. We referred his question to a local storekeeper, who declared that he lyjs a machine in his store which would bring him in a million dollars if he could keep it in perpetual motion. His Cash Register W Agree With Hi Once upon a time there was a man who went to .his boss and told him that he was getting too much money for the work he was doing. But then nearly all fairy stories begin that way. And There's Another 1 ODD FELLOWS LODGE TO INITIATE CLASS FRIDAY At the regular meeting of the I. 0. 0. F., to be held Friday eve ning at the Odd Fellows hall, there will be a class of about thirty can didates initiated. At 6:30 o'clock sup per will be served to the members'of the order ai\'l the candidates, and ft' is desired that there be a large at tendance. ,,/JK?." ST.PAUL'S LADIES HOLD PRE-CHRISTMAS. SALE The pro-Christmas sale of fancy goods being given by the ladies of St. Paul's Evangelical church will be 'held Friday afternoon, November 25, at 2:30 o'clock. All goods which the ladies intend to bring for the sale should be delivered to the church basement not later than Thursday evening. A lunch will be served dur ing the evening. POSTMASTER ANNOUNCES SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW Postmaster A. P. Ritchie announces that ,the regularr holiday post office schedule will be observed Thanksgiv ing day, with one city delivery in the forenoon. No rural delivery will bo made. The general delivery window will be open* from 10 to 11 o'clock, CITY CHURCHES WILL OBSERVE THANKSGIVING (Continued From* PitSe 1) o'clock in the evening there will be a special meeting of the Knights of Columbus, followed by a social eve ning, Christian Science Regular Thanksgiving services will be held in the Battles building, room 24, over the J. C. Penney company store, at 11 o'clock. Rtftby Rev. William Elliott, rector of St. Bartholomew's Episcopal church of this city, will preach a Thanksgiving sermon at the community services to be held at the Rosby Community Chapel, Frday evening. The Thanks giving service will be held under the auspices of the Rosby Union Sunday school. John M. Bailey of "Elroy Wis., will arrive in Bemidji tomorrow morning to spend Thanksgiving with his par- FOR SALE--Wild me up or fev aces' of %ts FOR SALEHaving resigned as pas-. tor for the Lutheran Free church, Nymore, I offer my place, in South Nymore for sale at a sacrifice. It consists of 8-room house with fur- *j ""nace heat and barn,- on Washing-. wT"^*. --SS 'A ton avenue, and 65 and 60-100L-rJfe^te.Tf land., i 3 opened up Ibvet is especiall suit able fof'daUv A T*. J wiwriiftirt MARKETS ^.....miiiini POTATO MARKET Chicago, Nov. 23.Potato market weak. Receipts, 72 cars/ Total U. S. shipments, 379 cars. Minnesota and Michigan whites, sacked and bulk, $1.25 to $1.50 Idaho russets, $2.40 Minnesota and TCorth Dakota Red River Ohios, $1.25 to $1.40 Wiscon sin round whites, $1.65 to $1.75. No market tomorrow. FIFTEEN ARRESTED IN RAID BY AUTHORITIES (Cohliiiued from Page'l)' and Emil Laitennen were dismissed this afternoon. John Bell and Mrs. Rhoda Judkins, against, whom liquor sale charges were preferred, asked through their attorney* P. J. Russell, that they be allowed to appear afc-2 o'clock this afternoon, at Which time they will either be examined or waive exam ination. Those who spent the night at the c6unty bastile as guests of Sher iff Andrew Johnson were Maude Gil bert (colored), Corinne Jones (col ored), EtKel Wilson (colored) and E. Li Gilbert, all hailing from the O. K. restaurant on Beltrami avenue, near the .Union depot Ruby Weston /(Mexican), and Frank Sterling from their abode in the town of Northern, about a mile north of the city limits, and Rhoda Judkins,' who held forth at Irvine avenue and Twenty-sixth street, were escorted to the sheriff's home by Andrew Johnson and Deputies Shea and Cahill. Frank North, proprietor of the Enterprise Cafe, and his assistant, Vernon Dunbar John Slow, who once served an eight months' sentence and who runs a place. on Minnesota ave nue', and Emil Latinnen and' Faltbh Bertrant conclude the list of those who whiled the hours away at the county jail Tuesday' nigrt. The charges include running^ a house of ill-fame and being inmites, selling booze and home-brew from the hip and otherwise. WILHELM'S CUSTODIAN HEADS DUTCH DELEGATES (Continued From Pago 1) ?vi to the colonial department at The Hague. Recently he was appointed vice-president of the council of India. Br. Moresco is a Jew, his family hav ing immigrated from Portugal many years ago on account of the racial in tolerance in that country. The third delegate, Dr. F. Beelaevts yan Blokland, is an authority on the par East. As minister of the Dutch government/ in Peking, he was able to study at first hand, not only the problem of the Pacific, but. various problems in which Ghigarparticularly is involved. 1 GRAIN AND HAY SHOW WILL OPEN SATURDAY (Continued: From Page 1) Libit. Premiums, are offered for single and ten-ear samples, each of white ents, Mr. and Mrs.-Thowas..Bailey,j and yellow corn for exhibits of 615 Mississippi avenue ADDITIONAL WANT ADS and tame hay. Call come and see it. Car I Opsata. Phone 4F2. 6tll-20 FOR RENT:Modern furnished room. Lady preferred. Inquire at 615 America avenue ltLl-23 FOR SALEHousehold furniture. Inquire at 112% Third street. ltll-23 f,! i wheat,., oats, barley, rye, soybeans, cowpeas, and field peas, and for sam ples of seed and hayi including red alsike,and sweet clover, alfalfa and timothy. One of the new features of i.this year is a Junior .Corn Contest .participated in by several hundred boys. At the entrance of the Grain and Hay Show, a giant ear of corn will stand sentinel. It is thirty feet high. Sixty bushels of corn were required to build the freak. It is known as the' "Dream of the Corn Farmer." I'here (will be miniature farms, complete in every detail. The exhibit of tho United States Department of Agriculture, which covered 3,000 square feet last, year, will be even larger "Jspis yea.r., Luther Burbank ahd other wizards o,f tthav naif of S*l5^ nDnntniKywhichflarger# and truck farming^ Can sell the housle and one acre or more, if wanted. Part cashi, Balance easy terms. O. P. Gramboj5 Phone 42F30. 5tll-29 ,fFOR SA.LEMixed jackpine and pop lar wood. 54.50 for two 16-mcli cords. Troppman's. Phone 163. soil will be represented by exhibits One of theeo shows the -evolution"' of corn from In dian grass. Burbank accomplished?-in a few years the .same result which it0 i &tt UJl ttn^dolesat," ,i 1 expertst wiu be 50 pel cent than las year FOR SALE-I have a car of soft Indiana COJII on track in a day or'served at noon, Mrs. C. F. Schroeder two. I will deliver to all parts of the city for $11.60. Cash only. Call 601 or 44. Joe. McTaggart Dray Line. ltll-29 BETTER FARMING CLUB HOLDS REGULAR MEETING The-Better Farming'club held it-J repular meeting at the Carr Lake school house Saturday. Dinner was being hostess. The meeting was called to order at 2 o'clock. After the business session a pro gram composed of readings and piano solos was given. Following the pro gram a short social time was enjoyed. The next meeting ll be held in four weeks at the home of Mr. and Mrs. nfumnnf&p^aii^a hf Lucy J*&wf&*<% New York, Nov.22.Can you im agine anything more intriguingly fit ting than that the first fortune, in Wall street should have been made by an alchemistexcept that an alehemr ist should have selected Wall street for the site of his gold-transforma tion factory? So it was. It was Jan Max Lichtenstein, a native of Ponif* erania", who brought here in 1783 his dream that the old alchemists were right and that gold could be made from dross. He purchased a little house on Wall street, erected a triple fufriaced chimney, and went to'work. He was the original Wall street Iamb, I suppose, but in spite of that he made enough money t6 retire on, because of just owning and sticking to his little house and fiirnaoe there, until the city went mad, according to him, and grew up around him so that some absuid person paid him $33,000 for his property! The American Academy of Arts and Letters is growing as it deserves to grow. The other day Marshal Foch laid the cornerstone of its new build ing out on 155th street between Riv erside and Broadway. Diplomats and hundreds, of men and women promi nent in the public eye of the country attended the ceremonies. Arts and letters" are acquiring a more import ant place in the American mind with every year that passes.* Once in awhile, some one. manages to write a play whose locale, politics and prejudices are totally foreign to our own arid yet make it interesting and amusing.to us and without, in fact.-lpsitig airy of its values through its transportation. Arnold Bennett has done that in "The Title.'! It is an English .play, written by ah, Enjg4 iishman, attacking what he considers to, be a- growing and objectionable English policythe giving of titles more or less indiscriminately. And the f. The gala-event of New York's whole yearthe National Horse Show is even, more gala than ever thi3 season. For he first time in its 30 years of recurring it has departed from Madison Square Garden and is held in Squadron A's Armory, which.,, has been transformed into a' real replica of Mount VernoX. and.^he surrounding estate. A hedge of real green encircles the entire building and^'the school house in. the garden where the children of the Custis airi i'y attended is erected along: tlio eastern wall. Reginald C. Vanderbilt is, as usual, the most enthusiastic, prominent, and constant attendant. Here's Health to You!f! ONIOS IBARMACAt CO. ^ilew York' mi mymninfji iW|fi iiiHii ii)il THE BEM2DJ1 DAILY PIONEER 5$ HMMMMkl Times Square, when the air is moist arid heavy and tho smoke weighs it down, experiences a most remarkable sensation these days. "Angel voices" is what the office denisons and the astonished passersby call it. Mysteri ous music, unheralded and from an invisible source, and of marvelous beauty floats down through the atmo sphere. You whirl around in frpht of the taxis and protesting traffic cops to discover what it is. No use. You Cant solve it: It seems to be wafted down from the clouds, and is enough to arouse the superstitious sense of almost any one. Then some one who has tracked i to its lair will tell you. It is the chorus of the Metropolitan Opera/ house, practising in the big building at Broadway and Fortieth street. The murky atmosphere does the rest. Two noteworthy visitors arrived in New York almost simultaneously the other day to spend some time with us. One is Marchioness of Ci'ewe whose father is Lord Rosebery, and the other, is Juan Belmonte, foremost matador of ancient Castile. His wife will remain in the city during her husband's tour of Mexico because she doesn't like to see him in action. Ameticari'ipubiic is going to the Be"f""*ill be afforded the veterans to be come acquainted with the local G. A,. R. members and the G. A. R. Circle. It is expected that practically all of the local members will attend the show. mont theater whore it,is being pro duced, to laugh and sympathize and appreciate''jiist as though it were ca sessioh of "ouYrCongress which: was be ing satired. Maybe this is partly due to Arnold Bennett's (cleverness arid partly to th'6 fact that social aspira tions, of the same sort existed in this counti'y, too even if there is no suc*h definite thing as a "My-Lady" tp strive'for. The only living actress who ever played with Edwin Forrest, glowing star of more than a half century ago, is Blanche Qhapman, who is still on the stage and is p'aying here this season. "Those were the days when we worked," she said the other day. "just imagine an actress of today playing Ophelia in Hamlet, Minii in Rip Yan Winkle, Josephine in Pina fqi'e, and some others all in one month." L0CAL MEMBERS OF G. A. R. AND LADIES GUESTS AT THEATER All members of the local G. A R. post and the Ladies' Auxiliary will be the guests of- the Hardihg-Whaley company at the Grand theater tomor row in honor of Thomas McNally, James Kubice.ck, Lute J. Smith and George Wolf, the four old patriots,' airmembers of the-G. A. R. who ap pear at that theater in tho vaudeville act, "The Follies of '61." After the matinee, an opportunity LITERARY SOCIETIES AT COLLEGE RE-FORMED {Continued from Page 1) joint session of the two met in the auditorium where a program was giv en, the stunts being especially inter esting. Following the program, re freshments were served and a social evening was enjoyed. MANDARIN CAFE TO OPEN FOR BUSINESS TONIGHT The Mandarin Cafe, "serving .both American and Chinese dishes, will open for business tonight, the man agement announced this forenoon. This cafe is located at 302 Second street, in connection with the new Frederick hotel.* The building has been remodeled somewhat nvA n fixtures and booths have beenv in-* stalled. YouMl begin, to appreciate what good health really is when you have taken FORCEf For a while. Its wonderful revitalizing and recon structive qualities will prove a positive revelation to you. Men and women who know FORCE, who have trifcd :$ in their individual caiea of debility, cannot express themselves too strongly in it* favor. Their praita due not only to \ta nvigorntini properties but to its general beneficial effects in increasing the functional activity oi the principal argans of the body. To aU who are pale, wefck and weary.."atigued in mind and body, 'anguid one purposeless, thin and emaciated, nervout anc*irritable, lacking in appetite, troubles with 'ndigest lon, and devoid of interest, we recom mend FORCE recommend i consc'tn tipusty ahd with full and absolute faith in'its ineritt to ifeVtvti their spirits, renew their, energy, increase their ottrntfVii and bring to them greater,, endurance. IWfCJt is sold bv reliable (intgi^iits etf^vhfii and, t,'i:"mrtr, tt*ts equally jC?"r /or men, women id In/tit en. "ItMakesForStreiigth" Sole" Manufacturers a By Chutes SnghM* ii* "i 'i iftTi "jr T"*iAwiww^wii''t.?''*' 11.. i...Hi!! ifrwpwp #.f f& VI ENGLISH PRINCESS1ARY ENGAGED TO COMMONER Loli&f^Ifov. ?3.^k1F vfen^affd today hailed Princess Mary and her commoner fiancee, Viscount Lascelles. The engagement was announced last night in a statement issued at Buck ingham Palace. The fact is that viscount is a mere courtesy of the king and that the fiancee is just a commoner. I am a very happy ^and lucky vman,? Viscount Lascelles told his friends, who showered congratula tions upon him. The announcement of the betrothal threw London into pleasant excitement. The Viscount is 39, while Mary is 24. NONPARTISANS CLOSED W OOfr IN RECALL PICHTJ (Continued"From Pace i) i the number of bona fide signer^ was over 10,000 less than required by law." (By United l*ress) Bismarck, N. D., Nov. 23.Excite- ment prevailed here ori the eve of the administration change. Rumors that the inductrial com mission had disposed of the statd bonds at par value were confirmed by an" announcement from Attorney General Lemke about 9 o'clock in the evening, that'a new contract had been made with the Spitzer-Rorick comparjy at which over, $12,000,0^00 worth of real estate, mill and eleva tor and bank bonds had been di posed of. This, according to Mr. Lem Ke, brings the total sale of b_6nds to approximately $15,000,000. Bismarck, N. D Nov. 23.Newly .elected "state officials were J& be in augurated late today. They were to take office as a result of the recall election October 28, in whicK non partisan office holders were replaced by independents. It is the first time' in American history that the governor of any state has been recalled by popular vote. Governor Lynn J. Frazier, now serving his third term under the non-. partisan regime, was to yield his of fice to R. A. Nestos, elected after one of the bitterest political fights in North Dakota history. Attorney General William Lemke was to yield to Sveinbjorn Johnson, and Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor John N. Hagen was to yield to William Kitchin. inaugural ceremonies were sched uled for 3 o'clock p. m., following the certification of the vote by the state canvassing board. NORTHROP PURCHASES SWEDBACK RESIDENCE Dr. H. A. Northrop has purchased the E. J. Swedback home at 413 Be midji avenue. He expects to make this residence his home after May 1, at which time the present tenant will vacate the premises. Senator ajnd Mrs. Swedback leave tonjght for Cal ifornia, where they will spend the' winter. JM ~n w-jr j.n f-: Taste is a riiattef of tobacco quality ft. 1 i*fe.5. WEDNESDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 23, 1921 ntlookutlA Cop m&RubU*1&il>p#z Betsy Lane Shepherd -tip Delightful And always the delightful! One of the best-favored ly ric sopranos in American concert work. The critics have pronounced her*s a most beautiful natural voice. Hear her. Tuesday, Nov. 29 Methodist Church Listen to Shepherd with your eyes closed. Let your ears drink in the groat, sublime "beauty of her voice. Then come into our store and hear the New Ediso:i RE-CREATE Shep herd^ voice.- Hear it also with your eyes closed. You'll discover some thing so alive, so pulsating with soul that it won't seem a phonograph at all. The "Phonograph With a SoaJ" give you all the ear can give you of the art of Betsy Lane Shepherd. SEATS ON SALE HERE BARKER'S DRUG STORE, 217 Third Street BEMIDJI, MINN. Phone 34 We state it as bur honest belief !^that the tobaccos used in Chester- "t field are, of finer quality (and hence of better taste) than in any other cigarette at the price. i Lieeett & Myers Tobacco Ca esterfield CIGARETTES ,4/ of-Turfdsh and Domestic tobaccosblended frM* w*& V'J' t' /ff& /...'.Vg, r-s