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NINETV.BIOHT FEET SHY.
Ml. Ootity Tlintik heaven, I'm nut
DAD ITCHINO HUMOR.
FOR CANDIED ORANGE PEEL
Limbs Below the Kneei Wore Raw
Feet SwollenSleep Broken
Cured In 2 Days by Cutlcur.i.
"So inn two month ago 1 linil a hii
tnor hrwtk out on my 1 1 m 1 1 h lielow my
knot. Tkr came to look Ilk raw
tJMtotMk. nil ml, mi id no one known
now they Itched and burned. They
won i woltati that I oould nm got
my ahoee on for a week or muro. I
used five or tlx different remedies and
tot no IieUi, only when applying them
'he Burning wna wore aud the ItrlilnK
IBM. For two or three wtka the suf
faring wna Intense nut durtna that
time i did n -i alep un hour at a tlnio.
Tlwn one mominn I tried a Mi of
Culleuia. from the moment It touched
me the ItrlilnK wax now and I hare
not toll a bit of It sine. Tin- swolilu
went (town and In iho day I had uiy
show an and was about aa usual.
Heorge B. Iarley. 50 South State St,
Tonwml. N. II.. May 1 1. 1007."
"I learn.'' ativ anld reproachful!?,
"tunl you were devoted lo uu fewer
than live airta befom yon dually pro
lioHetl to mo. I low do I know thaj ou
didn't make dear rati' lore to nil of
"1 (llil. ' ho replied promptly.
"You did!" Nhe exclaimed
Certainly." he returned. "Von
don't xopiMiMi- for ii moment thai I
would ) fonlhard) i-noucti to try for
audi ii prlxe it mi Hr' without nrno
tlrlna a little flint, do oii?"
BREAKS A COLD PROMPTLY
The following roriiiinii in a never '
failing remedy for cohlf-- i
One ounce of Compound Syrup of
Saraaparllln. one ounce Torla Com
jHiund and ouu-half pint or wood
whiskey, mix and ehnhe UmrouKhly
encli lime and iiim In dimrn nf n tuiih--apoanftil
every four honrM. 1
This If followed up will nr an
anute cold In 21 hour The liigi-e- (
dlonta can bo gotten at any drug More, i
The average woman enn ehanK'- be
mind In htilf i hi tltni' li nihil twin
to ebanitc hi oollnr I
fifty 1)0 )Crmineiill tuTi,oueu (Hrejxir
personal I'jjotjs ..ilMhc oMrtslmice
cj Die ono truly lu'iiojuml UvqIc
rtimeily, S nm o) 1 ig UUr of $,
which ciKible uuv io form rcftuar
Kobitu doily $o llml iiar4e.nce lo un
lure my Ue grmliinlij ilisiieeanUilli
nC tie- longer ielor usi!ioltaf
tenic(lie,wirn rcmiuc). melooRaUt
nature nl not te rtupplniit Die itnv.
pl junction., .liuli luuflt ilcpnul ttlU
rnulwy Uxm prohrv iotW)iiiuht,
mff v tHovU.mirl ri(;lit li in& ructally.
To Ac I if len.fu..i offccls. alwnyrt
DM)' ill gctllUllC
Syrui)0) RsEl ixirSenua
Fig Svmjp Co. only
SOLD BV'ALL UADINC.DRUCOISTS
out Micoiur, rfeui- prltc bQUn HoitU
Delicacy That May Very Easily Be
Made at Home.
This In ao nice to iihc with mlnco
niout or In frutt puddlnua. mid It enn
ho mndc nt honii' so roiiFoniihly thn'
It will pay tint liiuiKOwlfi If slid Iiiih
time to pri'iHiri' It now. Cut ornni?i'H
In hnlf nnd miKip out nil tlu pulp,
or If the rliiiU of pielid oriiim'" nro
to ho iihi'iI, ki'op In iih noi id fdmpc
aa poHHllih1 I'm the rlmln Into ii
hiiidn, cover with llclitly nultod wntor,
Htid lot them xoak fur n wuek. At
the mid of that lime ilruln nnd put In
to n stow pun I'oiitalnliiR n thin ulrun
iiiiiiIp with two poutulH or Mtimir to
ovury two ipmrtM or wntcr Itnll hulf
nu huhr. In iiikiIIui Hanoi' pun hnve
ii Hlrup iiuule fmui two ponuds of
stiKtir mid u cup of wutur, mid cook
ovnr tho 11 ro until n thick ulrup. I'ut
tho ilnds Into thin thick Hlrup nnd
cook until tho tuiKiir omul leu mi thmii.
Take nut, put on n alevi- Inld on u
plnttor to kiivc all the ulrup Hint
might drip, nnd dry In n cooIIkIi uvon.
Whon ipiltu dry put In wldo moiithod
hotllcn or kIiuw ontiH nnd fnntcu hc
fltirely. "child's Bib.
An excolhmt wny fur miiklup ohll
dron'H lillm, mid ouo thnl fully tin
nwurH the jihi kho. h uinilc by iihIiik
thn roKitlni yoke put tern, cuttltiK the
hack deep euoiiKh so thnl ii nnrrow
ploco of the Roods conum midor thn
nrm. Inslciul of (he xniiii' depth yok
In fiont, out the mutoiinl uh Ioiik iu
the uhlld'ft ilri'Hs. roundlnr tho kooiIr
at tho Hide ir ou pre fur. .loin Iho
htiok yoke to the front piece; cut tho
sleuvoH, and how In: face the yoke,
nook mid aldca with hliui strips of the
matorlal. Two huttoiiH will ho sum
ulont for the buck. When llnlHhud you
will have n blh Hint not only entirely
oovcih the front of the clilld'H droHH,
but nlno prut I'd it the sleeves.
Into a lnri;o bowl put one liuapInK
oup of medium dark brown su(?ar. and
pour over this two cups of nit her
strong hot ten. Lot this stand until
tho sirup Is perfectly cold. Add to
this one oup of orange Juloo. one cup
of louinn juice, a small cnti of pre
served itrnwherrles, n suiiill enn or
Hhredded pineapple nnd a bottle of
(llmrrlcH. Mix tho fruit and tho sirup
well. Into tho punch bowl from which
It Is lo ho served put n largo block of
Ico nnd then mid tho mixed fruit. Now
open two bottles of Klngor nlo mid
pour Into It, then two or three large
lioltlos of iipolllnurls wntor. Mix well
mid nerve. If not sweot uiimmh, add
more sugar to suit tho tnsto
Quo oup sugar (gninuliileil), one
honphiR Iron bikkiii butter, three ogg
bontun separately, one lemon, juloe
and grated rind, one tithloepoou water.
one pint sifted flour tHonnt), one henp
lug leimiKKiu bukliig powdHr, ono
fottrth iHitind blauuhed nlmonds, cut
flno: one-half oup granulated sugar
Into which one teuapoouful ot oliiuii-
mou has been mixed I 'our mixture
into long nronied pan mid cover with
iiiBr. cltinamoii, and almonds. This
Is due and tnueli like coffee broml. t
Oarrot Pie. '
Sift two eupa of stewed onrnits, add
one mid onohnir cups Polling milk,
one cup sutfttr, oue-hulf timspoon suit,
one toMpoou elutiRinon, ouo looHpoon
olovoe, nne-linlf tiHiHponn glugur, mid
two egjra, beaten lightly. Mix hi order
Klveu. Une pie tin with pmle. put
on r I in. Mil with the nhovo mixture
mid unite In moderate ovuii. Thin Is
nu excellent aubatttute fur stpinsh pie.
l'erhtiiMi Mime one would like thin
prune pudding. Make a criiRt tin for
crenm or tartar lilseullw. Hlew the
pimioa unit when sort roll nut the
cniat mid lay on the pruned, then fold
up mid steam.
BRUoe.Tnko the wator tho pruned
were boiled In nnd thlakun It n lltttu
ThlR la nlue fur a eliimge.
Qettlnu His Own Back.
'The glraffo has n tongue 18 Inches
Ioub." said Mrs. Talkmoro.
"And known how to hold It, too,"
growled Mr. T., who hnd had a long
curtain lecture (ho night before. An
swors. ED OKKItR. "Tho srsn.l old niaii." lie
Is mllrd fur he .c mi IioiiuhI liKudlitiK
horw In race. He ay: "I have n-cil
h'l'OIIN'S DISTHMI'I'.H CU1IH for I'i
yenrs. hvnvs with bent Mircr. It In thn
only icmnly I know to riire nil foriim nf
diMdinprr nnd punont Iiomm in snmo ntn
hip Imviiig the din-air." into mid $1 n but
tle. All driiKui,t". nr liiniiufiictmeri. Hpnlin
Mpdlml Co.. Clii'inints, OiiIicii, Ind.
A Nice Hint.
"I know whnt I'll do," snld the girl t
whose bashful lover would not pro- I
peso. "I'll go out ns n trained nurso." !
"Hut that Is n profession. You '
know nothing about It," he replied.
"Haven't I had six months' export
once sitting up nlulits with you?" II- i
Mr. Tltnmld llnve hnve you no
ticed, MIsh Maud, that the chundullor
seems to he shaking? Aro you suro
that the foundations of your house
nro nro quite secure?
Miss Maud Thorn's nothing to be
nlnrmed nbouL Mr. Tlmmld. I'apa'a
room Is Just overhead, ami he's suor
Prefer Cash to Checks.
The hnnk check has taken smnll
hold ns yet upon the cltlr.ens of Mexi
co, especially when nmounts of less
.linn 11.000 ure concerned. They con
alder It much easier to pay spot cash
than to give a check for amounts nf
J SO ami lino and ninlntnln with sumo
amount of reason Hint u business deal
enn he put through with better advan
tage when the cash Is In sight
Not Open to Everybody.
"A must peculiar effect was pro
duced by an announcement In tho ad
vertisements of a county fair to hn
held In my state," hiis Congressman
Chnmp Clark. "Among other things,
tho announcement snld thnl 'attractive
features of this great fair will be high
ly mmiHlug douUe race and pig
races.' Then, to the amazement of
the Judicious, this note was added'
'Competition in these two contests
will be open lo clilxons of the county
only!' " I.lpplncott's.
Glow of Health Spenki for Poitum
It requires no sulotitlllo induing to
discover whether coffee disagreex or
dimply stop It for n time and ue
I'oslum In place of II. then note the
boiieflclnlelfectB. Tim truth will upponr
"Hlx yeare ngo I wna In a very bad
condition." writes u Taint, lady. "I anf
fored from liiillgthdluu. uorvnusncHH
"I was then nu Intotorme coffee
drinker, bill It was long before I could
be poraunded that It was coffee that
hurt me. l'lnally I decided to leave It
off a few days ami II ml nut the truth
"The first morning I loft off coffee I
hnd n raging headache, so I decided 1
must have something to take tho place
of coffoo." (Tho hoadauho wns eauBod
by tho reaction ot tho coffee drug
"Having henrd of I'oBtum through a
friend who used it, 1 bought a pnekugo
and tried It. I did not llko It nt fir ft
but after I learned how to mnko It
right, according to directions on pkg.,
I would not chnngo hnck to coffco for
"When 1 bugnn to tiso I'ostuin I
weighed only 117 lbs. Now 1 weigh
170 nnd nH 1 hnvo not tnkon any lonlo
In that, time I enn only attrlbuto my
recovery of good health to tho uho of
I'ostuin In place of coffee.
"My husbnnd says I nm a living ad
vertisement for I'oBtum, I nm glad to
bo tho nieaiiH of Inducing my ninny
frlemlH to use I'oBtum, too."
Nntiio given by Pontum Co., Ilnttlo
Crook, Mich, llentl "Tho Itond to Well-
vlllo," lit pkgs. "Thero's n Itenson."
livrr rend tlir itliovr letlrrr A new
nun niirur from llnir to time. Ther
are Kruulnr, trur. and lull of liumna
rtecordi for the Mile,
Klectrlo locomotive, 27 seconds, 1003.
Automobile, 28H socondB, 1000,
Motor-paced cycle, 1 minute, 0 1R
Dlcycle, unpncod, 1 minute, 19 2C
Running horse, l mlnuto, 35K
Pacing homo, 1 mlnuto, rt seconds,
Trotting horse, 1 mlnuto, CSV4 sec
Man skntlnc. 2 minutes, 3G neennds,
Man running, 4 minutes, 12 sec
It Reminded Him.
Nick Altrock, ono of tho real funny
actors on tho hall flold, boarded at
tho namo hotel with "Jlggs" Donohuo
lost winter nnd ono morning nt tho
breakfast tnhlo In conversation with
"The buckwheat cakos nt this hotel
romln.1 me of a basnbnll garao."
"How's that?" nsked Donohuo
"Tho batter doesn't always make a
hlL" Washington Star.
A Scientific Theory.
"Now they claim thnt the human
body coutnlns sulphur."
"In whnt amount?"
"Oh, In vnrylng qunntltloR."
"Woll, thnt limy nooount for nomo
girls making belter mntahss than others."
Mrs. Ornmnrcy You look nil tired
Mrs. Park It's no wonder. It's so
trying to find nut. from your friends
whnt they'd like to have fur Christ
mas without convoying tho Impression
that they inny expect It from you
"A certain girl ngreed lo mnrry a
tnnn In enso Tnft wna nominated.
Now, of course, sho has to mnko good.
Whnt do you think of that?"
"I think thnt girl was playlii. wry
You'll never catch on If you don't
try; nnd after niching on. don't he
afraid to let tco. " neeessnry
BROWN PALACE HOTEL MS'SB
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THE COLORADO TENT L AWNING MArVTt
iiiiuuN iiimihi nt in. -nt iirr -UirkN.
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k - 1 1 1. 1 1 1 k 1 r unit Oein
I Mi r. t lit mtii
rnrtH llll-J l.nurrnrr SI.. Until
tin t Mini II, t.-lilcnl, Di-ittt-r.
B. 13. BURLINGAME &. CO.,
ASSAY OFFICE uS,,
Gold &SIIerBulllon Rthn,wt&&",,i
CONCENTRATION, AMALQAMA'llON AND
CYANIDE TESTS " m
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