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Jill' KANSAS CITY JOURNAL FKLDAY, JULY 6, 189,3.
KANSAS CITY .JOURNAL
Ilir itnurn it I mupiiiy, Publishers,
ilniirnit lltilhlhig, 1 1 nlli mill Walnut M,
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nl.v sphsciuption haTks.
S 1. lOl a if
fcjt J.iy fo
nr.t.ivtsRKO nv twimtnn.
Dauy anj Sunday 10 rents per wecki U
cents per month.
)V MAtL IN" ADVANCE.
Pii'v nn I Sunday, 1 sear ...Jl W
I i1. nn 1 Similar, 6 months . J JO
I i y riiI Sunday, i months ion
Hilly in .1 Sunday 1 month , s , 4
hir'iy nr ly, I fmr If"
R in in only 6 months M
Wipky Journal and Agriculturist 1
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limine Olllce SW
V i' i n niul Society 1S7
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1-n'cr I ntThTT'n-t t'l e In K'i City,
Mo ,i Sec on Class Mall Matter.
m VMM C1RCULATIGH USSAS till
v Mnctin, July I for Oklnhom. anil
Jl , in T rrl(or Generally fair; light
I r linuii Showers: wanner In west
er t rtlnfi; southerly winds.
I r K.in-nf Showers In eastern portion;
fi r in western portions; iiotithcily. shift'
Ir.g tj westerly, winds.
Thf government could not bring rtln
with explosions but thn people, can. They
ds It every Fouith of duly.
The Fourth I a great and glorious
day but on Ihc Bth we are, always
th-uikful that there la not lo bo another
c no for n. whole year.
Mr Pickering Is also compelled to lay
nslde bis partisanship nnd frankly ndnilt
tbnt Governor Morrill's Administration
Is not what It ought to be.
Kansas City was treated to some lire
works vesterday afternoon that made
the biggest cannon crackers appear like
little popguns In comparison.
President Cleveland's solemn plati
tudes to Tinimnny concerning the duties
of patriotism aro another Instance of
Ringing psalms to n tWitl horse.
It matters not who Is responsible for
the revival of business. The country Is
willing to accept the fact and let the
politicians quarrel over the cnus.es.
Ex-Governor Campbell was Introduced
to Tammany as the "great war horse"
Tammany was aware, though, that the
Ohio people had branded the animal
The Journal's piedlctlons of the suc
cess of the woman's edition weic well
founded The lady editors covered them
Felvcs with glory, to say nothing of
litter and paste.
It may bo some satisfaction to those
who went to the ball Bame and the
parks jesteiday afternoon to know that
the chief of the -weather bureau has
been icmopil from olllce.
Corn grows just ns rapidly on the
Fourth as on any other day, and the
rains which maned the plans of many
j Inisure seekers yesterday, therefore,
woe of Brent benellt to the farmers.
Mr? Helen M. Gougar Is at the front
with a pioposltlon that both Bold and
silver be demonetized. Yet theio are
tu s- who insist that women don't know
nnythirg about great public questions.
K for, icn nations could see the vim
and enthusiasm with Which younn
Amrrli i burns llrewnrks In celebration
of ur lib. rtlps they would go blocks out
of the w i to nold having trouble with
The .hub man at LiaBarto, Tex, who
jil i'el )i rope around his neck and threw
the ibrr nil over a limb to amuse his
sf"h nit will not be so entertaining
her ift.i If the coroner got his facts
Jnt'ed I. iwn correctly.
Clilrago beais no grudge against the
lare Mii o'lenry. If It hadn't been for
Mr.s r.e.iry and her celebrated cow
the c ' i fl.igratlon which was the making
ns well as the destruction of Chicago
might pi ver have occurred.
Tiin.s are not prosperous as compared
utii the good old Republican times of
tbi-ee e.us ago. to be sure, but they
arc i i.ist Improvement on the kind of
pr- i it the Democrats have been sup
1 1 r ,er sinte Cleveland was In
nur -it i I
a P rrtm Heibert la right In hl ns
Vt i-.n 1 1 At the "Democratic party 1ms
TbeeA i ly tried during the last two
'yeiir ' ' And he might h.ive added with
qual truth that it hud been thoroughly
oonct"t and Is going to be unmet cl-
Mr ri. kt-rlng, defeated Prohibition
i indld it for gniernor, predicted that
x tl'io wfiild be only "milk and water
talk ' it the state ti mperance eonven
tlin nd what could be mote uppro
ilao than milk and water talk at a
t mici.mce tonvontb'n?
in his patriotic utterances on the
M nrie doctrine, ex-Oovernor Campbell,
of Ohi gave the country to understand
that tf It wanted h dllforent kind or
Dcmouatlc president from the one tiow
in olllce thrre would ha no great tjlf.
flculty In ilnding the right man.
More than half of the Democratic
county chaiimon of Missouri have form
ally petitioned for it ktte silver con
vention, and Mr. SUIlltt awl his worn
mlttfr will either hv to Issue the cull
or pUce theinselve in the atlituda of
opf sii'K the !iiri will ot the party
In thi- Ttmpersnee I'nion convention
at T"peka yslerday Judge Culver de
tlar i that what is wanted In K0tt
1 1 !. is a, revival of oldi.ishlonwl
tc i,: . r.uue education 4ll 01 er the state.
vr 1 Judge Culver U right. Kuhimn has
r. thoroughly duiionsti'teil that
1 m-i.uIuii without eduwtloa J of very
T'n lb st number of the Kauw City
Irl Curreut ha made its apjjearanci
The Pike Curreut U a daily t utile paper
pub! slucl by the Viulng i'uUishlug
V n,j,.inj, ut which Mr- (3. ir Vln
Ing is mauager. Mr. ViulllK 1 a geiule
man uf uewDiiaiier exjwrieuce and
will d'jubtlwMt succeed lit euikUji?
thr l terest and support of the busliu-b
' v Hi 1 1 1 1 li
Iff rfi- "t '
s'it Th t, i j 11
wu.n. The, qu ation a ivt aa t
vihm (hay or may hot be Tcxi ). hul
whether that hit flthl i n be pHiled off
at Dallas The law cuts very small
figure In Tea hen Jh Tpii fteople
want to do noftiethlhn not authorised by
tut: ti 01 11 uviiit 1 tit- tMiitbi).
fhe "fleet of irencnl fus 14 M nre
as that the poll'S hl b"1 tiihn the
world mnflniiea The wh.ile power of
organised jpivernmerit thMUdhollt the
world Is directed to the colle-tlon of In
torest on money loan! And the cor
related fact la that ihe chief end of
tutsihess Is to borrow money The im
tlon In considered highest In Orospfrlty
that can imrmw mone ohepl. At
bottom II ts this fn t (hat fnahe Ihc de
manded for a lnle measure of values
gold. It simplirtes uiify and Increase
the power of the usurer class,
The effect la seen In Kurope more than
In this rountrj for there the money
lenders absolutely own the nvernments,
and iiil power, standing armies arid
ships of wr are hut collectors of usury
We Hfc reminded of this fait with great
frie by nh artlclo In Continental te
ilew, the Messager d'Athenea, under the
title of "U'hat l'rince illshiarck Coat
t' " It Is from the pen of neneral Turr,
n Ittltiirarlati dill and military engineer.
H'e put nslde the title and Animus of the
article and deal only wllh Its facts and
figures, for after nil lilsntarch was only
what the governing sjstem or Uurope
made necessary for his country In the
general strife or selfish power and of
government at the expense of the people
for the benefit of djnastle-" the de
scendants, s a "nnblllts," of the ancient
lobber chiefs of a barbatlan age.
Ueueral Tun-shows that what Is called
"the peace of Uurope" is maintained at
the enormous cost of Jl.onn.ooO.OOO a year
for armies alone, tn the last twenlj-dve
years it has cost $:;,ono.ono,ooo, and still
this enormous drain on the labor of the
peoples of Europe Is going on without
hope of abatement
Germany expends JSi5.000.000 a year
itiul collects J725.00O.0OO. France has In
creased her debt $125,000,000 In nine
yeats, while she collects now J6IO.oon.ooo
and spends $690,000,000 And this writer
sums up the balance sheet of nil Europe
as 2,050.000,000 collected and $3,900 000,000
spent annually or a debt Increase of
$320,000,000 enU) ear
This Is the gift of the gold syndicate
the system of the usurer lo Europe, and
had thewrlter looked acioss the water he
might have added the United States
to the list with her peace Increase of
the public debt of $150,000,000.
What Is to be the end of this sstem?
Either an Instant change or In Europe
the lepudlatlon of this enormous burden
by war. Does anybody suppose Europe
can go to war and pay this debt both?
The United States can yet pay, and the
vultures of usury are fastening their
hold on America against the day when
Europe breaks down and Its oppiessed
peoples are unable longer 10 pay and eat
We hear the cry of 'repudiation "
Did ou ever see a Hock of blizzards
driven from their feast of death that
they did not. cry out ns If overwhelmed
with grief ami Indignation? But there
Is. no life where they fatten, notwith
standing England Is the flist to pro
test against repudiation. et her vast
financial power rests on the master
swindle and repudiation of the world
her consols. The principal of her con
sols she never expects or proposes to
pn, and comptomlses with her ci editors
by a dole of nominal Interest Did the
woild e?r dream before of such a gi
gantic lepudmlon of an honest debt?
The capital of these consols was spent
in fastening her gold pow-er on India
and the world .vet she repudiates the
principal and pays only a nominal tax
to Its oivneis Let the cry of "re
pudiation" be taken at Us honest worth
from this sonice at least.
The Ui.ited States up to 180a was an
nually reducing its debt by an honest
system of "sound money," in hannony
with the usage of mankind since values
were exchanged and in agreement with
nine-tenths, of the race to-day It was
In 1S73 stabbed tn the house of iu sup
posed f 1 lends, murdered outright in 189S,
and In 1S95 we have passed from a debt
paying to a debt making nation, and
joined in the march of death In the rear
of the European procession.
Now. let us talk plain common sense
on this subjei r In tweity-seven yars,
from lMir. t is2, the United States had
reduced th national war debt from
$2,700,000,000 to $1,000,000,000, and at the
rate It wes blng reduced we would hue
teen out f debt in 1910, Now just lo.,k
at the cimdtti .n of Kurope and thu:.t
what we, then .1 nation of one hundred
million puople, rut of debt would be li
the financial md commercial wo Id.
Etiiupo would not be itble to rnalntuin
her present condlt'on of government in
the light of such un example In a free,
Hence the conspiracy to force us lno
the same line i.f policy. It is the monev
power that lw bi ought this bank
rupt condition on Europe and ruined
the life of her working nnises, and it
la the same power that has plunged us
In an 'ncreuse of debt In a time of pi
found peace, It is a startling picture,
but It is a true one, and the one over
mastering quebtlon before the American
people now Is shall we break tnU
power before it Is too late, and resume
our place as a debt paying instead nf
debt makl'is nation? This is the cloud
that not only ovei-bhndows America but
it is the one master calamity tht
threatens the civilisation of the world.
,.s- DllllXi' l.KSuSOY,
If any pessimistic dispepiu minded
grumbler has (Mi) doubt of what the
"coming woman" l to be wt him read
the Journal of estetda and see what
the woman airead here Is We pass
over the excellence of the paper as a
Whole and ask the thoughtful person to
read thi editorial page
The mime question Is discussed with
an ability and grasp of tho subject in
the article on "Hlmetaltlsm" that haves
no criticism as to its thoroughness urnl
abillb it is a fli'kt-cla&s editorial on
the topic treated Thf discussion of
"(irle light ' oprns u new chapter tu
the phiiiisophlu thinket. and. without
flatlet . i our chat a man could not
write There is n morbid morality, no
cant about It, but a rare philosophic UU
cusslon of a subject as old & pbylc4l
proweks or the- education ot mujtcle, jt
it. 4 tnat to trad it
Then We bau- "An EoduweM Press"
a spleiidid new thought oijginal, sug
gestive, and ne that vl liear think
ing Next Is "Natuie Hunuimy." a
itiiumon sense ix("t-&ion of niuu 411U
woman' "phere" th.it uoeiU only to be
l-i'Hd to louiuitiiii its ti uthfulnejB and
thinking powii ii i ulwiG has an
11 t i 1 I iui ill w ritt! 11 an
ir U 1 1 Miration,
I Iv- 1
i' f fi ir
jl'j) v lii biali
On mbl'-it IM Itrtehneved It Is a e -n
of fteniu And last Ihmigh not l it
our park lommlsaloners and others un
Ret both inspiration and prnothal ug
icwiloh ttiitn the article on "tlteater
Kansas t'ltj "
We rrf r theft lo the editorial page
especially, as Well as all the other paKe
nf jesterday'a journal, hb an hser
to all Inqulilei Wirt reply in all sneers
as to the "comlnjt Woman," by practical
tMRimnn? In regard to the woman that
lV (JIIIJMIlV HAVi
yesterday Was the day dedicated to
the passion of patriotism, for to the
truly patriotic citizen love of country
is hot a mere sentiment or prim-tple.
H Is a passion thnt ennobles all he says
and does, that tistmlns his hand and
tongue rmm doing or saying ought Ihul
wuld Impede or hamper the progress of
his cmiti'iy alonjr the highest lines and
Which stimulates thought and action
towatd the achievement of his country's
destln It was the day when the
thoughts of the elthwn turned to the
past and contrasted It In loMng pride
with the presnnt and when hope and
faith turned from the present to the
future that Is to be as much grnnder
than the present as to-day Is mote
glorious than yesterday. In this spirit
the day was eelebmted yesterday
throughout the length and breadth of
the land The eloquence of the orator,
the burning song or the poet, the
fragrance of flowers and the sweetest
strains were laid on the altar of liberty
and to-day the people will take up the
business of their dally Uvea agnlti,
strengthened and Inspired by what they
saw and heard.
With what profound Joy did the patri
otic citizen sing: "My country, 'tis of
thee" "My" eountry the heritage of
the past, with all Its sacrllloes and Its
sublime heroism, bequeathed as a rb-h
legacy to the lineal belts of freedom,
tlut with what profoundet joy did the
loyal citizen born on other shores, com
ing here to be a citizen by adoption,
consecrate himself to a new devotion
to the Institutions of his adopted coun
try, lie. too, could say "my" country
nnd become a citizen In very truth.
They worshiped together, the heirs by
blood and the adopted sons of this great
country: together they counseled re
garding the dangers that thieatencd the
destiny of their country and how those
dangers shall be met. how thnt destiny
shall be tlnall achleied And In this
loyal counsel the dangers were lessened
and the destiny was brought nearer to
'I HIS MSVt 'Otllll.
There Is a new South, not one where
the cavalier Is still In the saddle and
where the war ) still a Using issue.
Hut the leaen of business sense Is
working In the minds of the people of
a South which is growing more pro
gressive ns the vim apd vigor of the
North Is Infused into the blood of the
planter and as the flames fiom linn
furnaces light up the Alabama hills
A new spirit is at work and the Yankee
Is no longer called 11 carpetbagger, for
in his carpetbag he 1 arrles the sinews
of another war The Southern merchant
and manufacturer, the planter and pro
ducer. Is awakening to the fact tjhat he
can no longer compete with cheap
foreign labor without the safeguards of
a protective policy. He can no longer
offer slave labor as an offset to the
coolie, the serf and the peon. The ex
ample of what protection Is doing for
the Noith is beginning to be nppt eclated
and the planter who seatches for a
market for his cotton and tobacco and
rice and sugar Is beginning lo ask him
self whs he should keep on sending to
congress nti'ti to ote anil work against
the polic that will proiide a market
for thew gient staples. The sugar
planters hue answered the question for
themsehts and similar replies may bp
expected at the next oppoitunlty from
That it has taken so long for the
Southerner to realize that It is a ce'n
ditlon and not a theory that lonfronts
him has been one of the anomalies of
our history, understood onl.i by those
who know the fieice tenacity with which
he adheres to the traditions of the past
But a plain busine-ss proposition Is doing
what the sword and bayonet could not
do it is bringing the North and South
together. In a few more jears Mason
& Dixon's line will be moved up north
of the Great lakes.
a:.' r.xrr.i.i,i:sT ini:,.
City Physician t'oftu, suggestion that
a ward be estaMWhid at the city hou
pltal where abandoned children shall 1p
cared for is one uf the most practical
philunthiopi That theie should be
parents so heartless as to cast otf their
helpless and Innocent children ts a sad
commentary upon the humanity of the
day, but such there are In appatently
increasing numbeis There are others
who are foi ced to give up their children
through their Inability to provide for
them, and If tho charitable institutions
of the city ate unable or unwilling to
care for these homeless innocents, the
city must do the woik, How that work
may best be accomplished is the proble
of the municipal authorities Dr. a
tin's recommendation Is in line with the
most humane and piogregle solution
of the problem.
The tits hospital has always been
lamentably delb lent In Its facilities for
the care of t,uih patients and the neces
sity tor stub facilities has been fre
quently e-mphasisseii, Dr. CoRtn suggests
a maternity watd with sanitarium at
tached, where special attention will be
given to the care of abandoned Infants.
Plenty of fresh alt, sunshine ami similar
luxuries are tu be ptoilded. and so far
as publh: charity can do so. it is to ttke
the place of the cruel or Indigent parent
who abandon their children.
wins mu u-i iui mi nipmut 1 j
Even If monkeys can talk, as Profes
sor (iarner alleges, it does not follow
that they can think Many human le
inga can talk quite volubly who are
utterly incapable ot thinking. In f.ict,
excessive loquacity U pretty good evi
dence of the absence ut thought.
Wi mm iuijiiiiii it nm w 3111m 1
That ilr Cleveland consents to recog
nle and hobnob with so dUieputublc un
organisation as Tammany must be a
source of deep mortliluattun nnd regret
to those Who et him up as the em
bodlment of all that is good and pute
in public life,
Mr Had tone lw formally bid fare
well to public life, and hencefutth villi
be the grand old man only in pilvate
ami in history.
Judge l.tliiml in H.lililiu;lim.
Washington, July -I cipeclul.) Judge
llaud. of Kldoiu'lo n .nc-r ot the state
.Nation,,! ii ink 01 1 I m is conferring
with t)' uiiptroll, 1 'i Hi 111 rein about
H ill 1 r ff Hi liitit I In jude (s a
r r .ft 1 trolkr Having
, t 11 ais for sun
1 t , 1 , L, 1 jUj i,j uure l
11 11. rr . iUt an a
31 i iui iikcly lo bo
niddc ioon 1
mi sir ami Tin; hiiama.
There l apparently a prent il"Sl of
public It frest In the forth, omlnc pre
sehtatlnn of ' A Mldrtimtner Stent's
Dream" st ralrmount park by the Kem
per Stork lompany, AMde from the
rtflTetty which enters Into th
rtml-al fresco pipfltirtlon, the falry-ltke
theme and the enlc elaboration, the pub
lie should realise lite fart that thi is a
rafe opportunity to witness one of the
most plcturepque and otherwise enae
ing rtassb (Otflertles. Becsuse of the
dll!l-ulties thnt attend an adequate pro
duction of this play. It Is eenerallv left
among tin rlnpd works of Shakespeare
to be brought to nubile notice ontv one
or twite d trlng a gem-ration by feme
eontaifeous manager allvp to lt bnmtls
The generoslti or the park management
and the exielleM can nt thf command
of Messrs. Wngenhals and Kemper, en
able thes.. rntlPineti to suarnntee llrst
1 las pre-entaHon, mir rounded b par
tlriilarh attrmllie conditions and Irctim
stanes The prospurtlip eetit has al
ready aroused ihOre comment than did
the whole Mock season or the Kemier
compsni ltetrved seats are on sale nt
Jai-i at il
Mrs Charle Iloyl (Caroline Mlskel
after Mx months of continuous Illness
seems to be in a fair way towatd com
plete reiover. Mir is 10 Hippnr ennv
the mmlng neasoii In s new play wrlttpn
for her by Mr. iloyt, and called "A Satis
lied Woman." .
Hlnnche Walsh. ltoe Cnghlan, lie Wolf
Hopper and CamlUe D'Artllte will prob
ably Im In the cast of the open-air pro
duction of "The Msrry Wlies" at the
coming Saialovra 8hak"nenrenn festival
Mr Ilopper will plsy rrtleliHT !ouls
James was asked to take the role of
ralMafT, but did not rare to leaie his
comfortable siitnmpr home In Knnsns Clt.
William 1!. Thompson made his appear
ntice as Siengall In the New ork cast
of "Trilby" last Monday "enlnK. follow
ing Wilton Iiikaje. who creatPil thp
role, ltemeniherlng Mr Thompson rep
utation as a chat. icier m'tor. both In ili
llnentinti nnd makup. It ivns a rather
Ironical clrcumstatu i that occurred at the
end of the tlrst art SvensHlls mustache
ante oft nt a ultlcal moment, compell
ing an exit where none was Intended,
ltls siunpp", however, fcnis to have
been complete. The Hpcoi tier's 1 rltlc sajs:
"The Sienunll of Mr Thompson Is a tlnelv
ddffpntliiti'il persoiincp Thi studs of
On Xtniirler's original hns been mot pro
foutnl even to the 'xtmordlnary Klbber
lsh whkh tlv author fondly supposes Is
Yltlillsn oinipit. inis Mengnii is inoro
of tho Hebrew thnn Mr liU-knes and
more of the artm more of tho mesmerist
Mr Thompson Is a man of temperament,
so thn hypnotizing scene wits painfully
Intenne Again, one notlred the remark
able stiiriv ot detail the piled ecs, the
evident stifferliiir of the hipnotlz.T and
the collapse after the Mrnln was oier.
Even th" manipulation of the phmo kej
bo.ird Impressed one."
'I hi' Wuiimn' IMItlnti.
Kansas City World- The woman's edition
of the Journal appeared this mot nine, and
was "r much In Pildencc on the sttcetK
Tho llrM page was Illustrated with the
American Hub In color and a portialt of
Martha Washington. The articles contrlb.
uted b- thp ladles were, without exception,
Interesting, and many c.ne eildenco not
alone of Rood lltcrar ability, but showed
keener lntiglit Into the affairs of the
"downtown" world than the fair sex is
generally rreilltcd with having Tho Jour
nal's gpncto'.lty to the ladles, of Kansas
Pits has been well utllled, and tho edition
was .1 credit lo all concerned In Its publica
tion The articles lllnstrntlie of woman's
tempeiance woik, thn characters of tho
tit,' etc. are well calculated to haic an
elfppt, nnd It Is ceil.ilii that Hip woman's
pdition, aside from the pecuniary aid It
will furnish to worthy causes, will be pro
ducttie Of latltiB benefit.
.llU.nnrl V Itlteil li I imrttl nr duly Until
mill Kiiiiis C'ltv ints tin' l.lnn-H 'hire.
Kansas City had the brunt of the I'onrth
of July storm vesteMay- There wire
thunder shorn rs over the entlrp -tate of
Missouri yesterila.v afternoon nnd eirnlnc.
but the heaviest i.ilnfall in the state was
in Kansas City. Srringlleld aln had quite
a lainstorm. Ouiiide of Missouri there
were showers 1n Kastern ICnnsns. seotlons
of Iowa, Nebraska and throughout the
entire Northwest There was quite a
heavy rain at J.ittle not k, Ark, and in
the adjacent terrton. At Wichita therp
was onlv a slight shower In Kansas,
Oklahoma Teirltori, NPhrnska. Missouri
and the Dakota the temperature ranged
90 iletr and upu.inlH Uast of the Missis
sippi river the weather was clear and
fair with a mild temperature.
The official forei 11st for to-da is Tor
Missouri, showers with warmer weather in
western portion, for Kansas show is In
eastern portion, filr in western, warmer
in extreme north astern and toobr In
western portion The hlchest anil lowest
temperature re.oideil here jestiHay w.is
S5 and 70 dPgs Th. reeord of lust nlsht's
observations was us follows.
Station. nur Temp
N"w Orleans 3nos m
Galveston HOOS S2
t'lnclnnati 3004 7s
Chicago 3u0o 71
St. Paul ,..,.29SI K3
Springfield ,..29!ii 74
Concordia , ..irisa 71
Dodge City 3T: S
Bismarck MG0 iii
Helena S9I.6 711
Cheyenne 297.S 7S
cienver , , ,....2:1 th sj
Wichita SfSO b
St Louis , SITS Kil
Kansas City 29.90 71
Hilled by a ISii'bill,
South McAlester, I T, July L (Sperlnl)
The -j-yeat-old boy of Hon. C n. Stuart,
Judge of the United States lourt for the
Indian Territory, was struck by a baseball
here to-ila and Instantly killed.
si'M'i.t)tvi:it .si. i;i),
. The golilen wedihng anniversuiy of Mr
nn 1 .iiib ii iiuuiii . uiiiuit,, ui .iiiiillPlipaus,
was lelebiuled at theit home thero Satur
Anv Kansan who wishes to in. ike nn nv.
hlbtt in anv line at tho coming Atlanta
exposition should communli-ate with John
nnjee, i-niiupsiHiif;. mo seuetaij of
e Kansas coniinisston.
The Lelund-Snow chinch buz remeilv
Imhioulio has reached a stuzo ulion sni
Miller, or the Troy Chief bus found li nec-
ussiiiy 10 lerer io 11111 iv line, or ine i;m
norla aazettv, as "the Glutton of Wilier
The Holton Itecoider says that Jim
Legate's pi omlse to Join the Itenublltau
naity in u it dei lares for a 1(1 to 1 ratio
Is piobuhlv nan of a deep laid bclieine on
the part of the goldbugs to kill fre coinage
sentiment In Kansas
The Tiov Chief sajs one difference be
tween I'hiiktimis and fourth of July is
thut while the former comes only once In
twtlse months the latter comes about
llility days 111 a year now Juilalng ironi
the small bos and Hi 0 cruckci phase of It.
The ninth biennial ieim of the State
Jliktorh.il boelety lontiilns a list of thu 7Wi
uewsiiapus und iieiiadli.iU of K'.uis.is Of
these I) aie ilailles (31 weeklies. 4 semi
weekllis On monthlies, 6 semi-monthlies 'i
bi-monthlies, 4 (U.u tellies, and 2 nccaslonnl.
Mlnneapollb Messenger. 1'rofessor Djihe
wiiles to his friends that he is after a wal
rus as no museum 1 ver had a stulfed wal
ius The iirofessoi s 11 lends hope thut the
wall us will not go after l'iofekoi Uyilie,
because no walrus ever had a Kansas pro
lessor. Gus T. Neubert one of the members of
the cit loimtil at Wellington, who l uo
inastei mechanic of the S tut I l'e shops at
thut point, has sent In his leslmi.itluii us
councilman havliiK been Informed that the
management of the road doesn't want the
einploves to hold any political or munUi
Ttoy Chief The Fourth, in these days
consists chitlly ot Chinese, luntems to llcht
up the ikiiks, and Chinese llreworks to
tun Ko a nuisc and disiilav When old
John Adams wrote his piediction Ininie
dl.ueh after the signing of the Deelaiailon
of Jnilepeiidenie, us to how tho day would
bo cilehiated Hi futuie aces, his prophetic
ilsion did not embrace China and take in
the lire cracker
Minneapolis Messenger, We hope the
dunce to-night will be of the old-time, old
fashioned vuilets These new- fungled
dames wltli a Trllb) movement mu bo all
liuht. hut foi a t-'ood tune Blve us a "callai
ott ' who villi go li.uk to Hist piinciples for
his tails and sIhb out s,o eieryliods un
heur him "AH ' haw buy ' How our heart
used to beat with anticipation when uhoie
Hie Miaili of llddk and t rupllig feet
would fomo the e all "svviUB him if sou
love him and elica' him If sou don't " and
he iv foolish we fell when aftei balen ing
oi hrr toes for a moment she tuniei tiom
us and Fwutig tie led headed boy with the
f e klfs et his nosp 011 the other cornel
J " 1 iv c us a few of tl os" dam-es and the
i'outth of July villi not have been In vain.
rirrlKlnr springs triiwiled Mlth Modrrn
Wnndinrii of Amerlin 1 be
Exiflslor SprlngK, 3 . July I -(Special )
This morning about 30 o'clock four
csrtofld ot Modern Woodmen of Ametb-n.
of Kansas Citj. their wives and friends,
departed over the Chleaco. Milwaukee A
St. IMnl railroad fur Ihis eltj to attend
th annual meeting of the Sotithwrpt Mis
souri I) llolllng Association The train
utlird at Excelsior Hprlnss at II o'clock,
where the proeesMon was at ome formed,
headed bs the Modern Woodmen band, of
Kansan citj. Kh . and the line of march
tskeh up to the park. Dinner was im
mediateli siprvp.l rter which the delega
llons were addressed bj John Sullivan, of
Kansas I'ltj, ptcsident or the SouthweM.
Missouri Log itolllng Association, V llllsm
Northiolt, head consul of the Modetn
Woodmen of AmerUa. HeorKe L Herri, of
Kansas citv and I: A linrlirht, venera
ble conmil of (Irshile eainp. M v. A..
Kansas Clti. K"
After the aildteses (he delegates ad
journed to the opera house, where the atl
tui.il meeting nf the asolstlon wits held
The following ollleers were e)p ted for
the ensuing year President, H .1 'Ires
lej, Kansas t'lly. Mo, vlie president, W
C. Sherlll Eveelslor Springs, Mo . secre
tary. II I! Stewart. Kansas fit, Kas ;
trPHMirer. John Sullivan Kansas city. Mo.
Kiei-mlie lOmmlttee W W. Thompson,
Excelsior Sprlnc-, 1 I. Itcrr II A.
Kane. Kansas Cits, Mo , K A. Enrlght,
lisnsas Cits-. Kas.
After the biisinpss session ailjoiirnpd,
William A Nnrthrott delivered an address
to the dpesatp, which was very interest
in ns well as Instructive
A drill h the Kansas City 1'orrsters
ilosed the day's pioKranune. It was
detiionstrntlip of the work of the camp
and received much favorable otntnetil
The ri urMonlMs returned at S 10 o'clock
Mr Sullivan's address was one of Hip
features of the day. Among other thlnes.
"With the glorious bequest made ns bv
our forr fathers, of llbeitv of mtlon and
thought, of cqunllty of opiottunlti and
posstbllllv never before allnlncd hi imv
people, 1 onies the responsibility and tlutv
of transmitting our legacy ttnimpnlied to
our ioterlly. nur form of government
Is the ideal of the poet ahd the hopp of
thP philosopher of past npi". U he es ps
of the iloiin-ttoddcn, strugKllng mases of
other nations nro upon us, ours hpinn
thp greatest, giuudpst and moM: promltnB
ctTort of Rovernment by the people, our
six ess or failure means so much to our
posterity, to peoples set to eonit, to na
tions yet to be born.
"The ace has paticht the spirit of our
Institutions It hns crossed the Itlo Grande
and established Itself In the hind or the
Aztecs. It hns traveled over the Isthmus
of Panama, nscended the Andes, per-
incnien me vaiiess or Hie Amaron and
Orlnoio until Its welcome and ltrsstlble
inlhienre has cnlned full swav In cvers
national capital on the Western hem
Ispheie It hns croed tnnJestKallv the
Atlnntlc and rooted ltsplf throiiBhout tho
sunns plains of Prance and tho lowlands
of Holland. It has gained entry to homes
and llrcplaccs of England. German and
oven Hus,t, nnd thp never-endinc neier
rpstinc movement In limitation upon mon
archical powei, eoliur on star ts sear,
tells the story of Its proRrc und carries
a Rimrantpc of its ultimate triumph
'"Ilureforp, let us ns n people he Hue
to our tiust. let us eier keep fresh In mind
out obliKatlon to piescnt and future cen
enitlons of all mankind or demonstrating
the fin t thnt a 'government of. Tot nnd bv
the people1 not onlv has does nnd will live
but that It Is tho rot m of human govern
ment under which mankind renches Its
hlghe-t prosper!! j. Its noblest spiritual nnd
"llnvlng, as we lmc u eountiv or llllin
Itahle natural lesouiies iiosspspij of all
tho elements nei essat v to sustain a
great people, n eliillratlon 1 ompospd
nf nil the best elements of Hip whole civil
ized world 11 people the most enlightened,
enterprising mid enprgetli the world has
ever known Is it tiossililp Hi.it wo mi eei
o far foi get outspive. ever In s-o untrue
to the traditions of those who linvo gone
before us cvpr so fnt toiget thp legaes
bequeathed us, us to allow our hind the
'land or llhem and home or Hip fier
to he added In time to come to the list of
Hie nations or the ptst. now known onlv In
tindition and song' No, as true Ameri
cans let us ilo our duty as cltlrens
"I call upon sou. fathers, bs the shades
of your ancestors, in the le,u nshps which
lppose In this picclous soil, lis all you ale
ami hi all sou hop" to be. to cherish and
enforce the great nrlnehiles or out eolonlnl
and revolutlonars fathers tbe principles
of llheiti and law, one and Inseparable,
the principles of the constitution and the
Union Instill Into voui sons that s,qr.
government polltlcnllv is onli possible
where there psii spif.gmetnmcnt ppion
allv instill hnblts of Industry honestv and
sobriety leslsi with all sour power tendpn
cIps toward Intemperanee 1 xttuv.igancp
and Iunuiv roster our common schools and
eollpges Villous electors hi gi t vicious
iavvmakeis and villous olllcinls e'orieit
principles or citizenship nre the saftts of
"I cull upon sou mothers bs' that whlPh
never rails In woman, the Ion. or our 01T
sniing to tench them. Instill Into them as
they lisp lo you In iho cradle, as they climb
onto your lap, as sou pi ess them to soui
liosom the love of lountrs. the duties to
soclets' the blessings of Illicit, sweat
them on their knees, ns at the baptismal
altar, to los'alty and patriotism to their
eountis', and tu never roigpt nor fot'nko
"t call upon sou. soung men, to remem
ber whose sons vou arc, whose Inheritance
vou possess, nnd the responsllilllts' to nans
ml! Il Inilolnte Tarnish not the fnli lep.
illation sou Inherit by being uutiue to sour
trust Wp who are bete will soon pass
awuv Our cblldien will take our place
upon the tlieatpr of lire May those who
assenihlo heie at the end of annthei cen
tury to lelehrate this dav hear recited, by
the oral 01 of the day the storv or a ftce,
happy, prosperous and united people."
At. I, OVHlt MlSSOUItl.
Harness HiIpips have been raiding Car
The Cherokee yrc Company has ro
stored lust seal's wages
The Demount suvs Carrollton has too
many dry niathci Christians.
Carroll counts coin giows so fast tint It
pulls the beans up by the roots
Aurora's giund stand at tho bicycle track
has o seating capacity of neatly C.000
A lino mule quuitetic is a dtawlng attrac
tion nt the Trenton Methodist chinch
Sprlngtleld tone, led license money tn the
amount ot $1 01! duiing the month or June
Frank Patili y a Carthage man, bus been
appointed to a 3125 place in the labor com
missioner's ollh e
Thev utilize their pilsoncrs to good ad
vantage In digging the new bower down In
Clinton's tine court houso and hotel are
a constant source of envy to some of the
An iightccn Inch tudlsh Is on ehlbltnn
in Trenton as pmof of the skill nt Sheiiff
Winteis us a gardener
Gencial llutler. of Georgia Is 10 deliver
his lecture on the "List Diss ot the Con
federacy" In llutler, Juls lb
A piomlnont McDonald county farmer
was mv en a $101 line unci thiity duss in jail
last vnek tor sheep stealing.
The sales of lead nnd .due In the mineral
dlhtriit last week amounted toJSIOi) Car.
tciiille mines fuiiiislied $iri.i.',7 of this
The coniinlttep has tepoited that Galla
tin's financial condition will not iiennlt the
lificessais CNpendlturo tor a water viotks
i:-Cougressman Phillip Moigun has
leasid torts aiies of mineral land near
Mound City, and proposes tu thoioughl
Proprleioi Jackson, of Iho Chlllieoihe
b.indln facini-. has Just secured a J20.rM
umtiact Tln output will bo 1W dodeu per
day uftcr August I.
Pour nice Cunolllon joung men. who
enjoyed a pleus.mt lliile Sunilas game of
draw, donated $7 80 each to tho "klttj" no,
cits Monday morning
It is probable that all the wooden build
lugs on the west sldo of the squaie In Gal
latin will be torn down and replaced by
lulck structures this season.
Professor Paulson, formerly president of
the lOlUgiatu institute at Carthage, has le
cently been appointed principal of the
Adams lolleglate Institute, Attains, N Y
A Chllllcothe hen laid nn egg the other
day more than seven Inches In clrcuinter
ence. Inside of which, stiriouuded by the
white apd yolk, was unother complete egg
A Itlih Hill man who spent six weeks
seemly in the state of Washington, is
back home now, moie til ml convinced
than evei that Did Missouri is the gulden
siOt or the woild
The material Is on the ground for the
new Hannibal depot at Chllllcothe Tho
Tribune is kicking because tho bttucture
is to be on tilling instead of a substantial
Tho old soldier lioss at Carrollton say
they aie going to have Jo Shelby theio
during the reunion If they have to send 11
detachment to Kansas City utter him und
bring him bs lorce of urnis.
A blR audience was gieutly disappointed
In Trenton, Sunday at the uou-arilval of
Mr ehailcs Mulei. vice grand master of
the Htotheihood of Locomotlvo Ulicmcn,
who was. evpci led to deliver nn addiess.
I The Nevada Mall thinks the "Hlhle on
' Wheels cai uppiecluted the situation wheu
it spent no tune tneie nut mat awtuiiy
wicked tonus like Jopllii.aud Carthago
could furnish bustnets fur It for a month
In sniffling tor lite Pnelon of He-
mlirr I pilor Itiuneted llptplve a
Fedor ltomsled, proprlrlor of a lodging
house at No 3"7 Main street, was serious
ly wounded at 11 tn o'clock last night while
scuilline with Herman Frciss. a porter at
No Hff titand avenue, oter the possession
or a loaded revolver Thp ball entered the
left cheek and glanced upward, ptisslnit
throuch the nasB organ and penetrating
the right eye. burying Itself close to the
right frontal bone below the temple. He
wsp taken to police headquarters, where
It was found Impossible to eitrart the
bullet loiter he was removed lo the city
hospital for treatment
Herman Prelss, who owned the pistol,
cave the following a count of the aert-
letif The two men and Mrs llotnsled
with seveial other friends, were In Hie
upstair parlor of the lodging house, when
Itomsted Jestingly remarked that If he
owned a pistol he would kill hlmseK for
uetttng Intoxicated vesterday retention
Preiss reached into his pocket and pulled
oat the weapon, telling him that hete wns
his opportunity lieth men had previously
fired blank i,irlrldces from the revolver
and bpllevpd It unloaded In llomsted s
attempt to sei are the revotier, his hand
cnucht (be trleser and sent the ball crash
ing Into his fa, p Preiss ns locked up at
the fptnial pop. e station to await Investi
gation His Mori or the shooting was
conoborntrd bs the wounded man.
BATTLE OF GETTYSBURG,
Its Antiliers in t'rhhr-ilril bv the !mii let
of the rtti nf the I'olottiill
The Smlet of the Army of the Potomac
met Wednesdns tilght. the nnnlvetsary of
the battle or (lettsshurg at the Midland
hotel, nnd enjoved a banquet, after which
1111 Inleipsiliig pioRiHiiime was cairled out,
A paper on thp battle of tlettssljutg was
rtml bv C. V Whitehead. Judge II C. Me
Dougttl euloglred Lincoln, and Dr. E. S.
Northup reiiii u paper 011 the seien days'
retreat In McClellan's campaign. The storv
of tho battle or Chain pilot svllle was told
bv Di. E W Sihnulllei. and a skeb h or
the Ppiiiiss lvnnla reM'tVP" was Klien bv
Mulor Plank llol"lnuer Thp following of
lcets for Ihc ensuing sear were ele, ted
Malor 1'inuk HoNlncer. nresldenf Captain
Henrv Goss. vlpp president. E A Axtell.
sciretnr. Or E S Northup, ttensurcr;
eipiiernl H U Dcvol, Captain James G
Voting, dltectors Itcsldes thosp mimed,
Charles Krewstrr. O 11 (4uilln, William
Henrv. Charles Carples, S S More, Will
lam P Costpllo, E N. Edmonds, flmrles
r-rundall ft P Smith, 15 1! Hunt W E
Axtell J f Long .1 II Steirett Theo
dore Wiseman. Jumps Crojspn, M. T Slm
tnons f A. Stlnlon and E. D. Hlgelow
LOST HIS BALANCE.
Peter srtioiniTiild falls from 11 Ton b and
tlecellrs InJltrle 'I hat .Vtiiy lroo
At 9 o'cloik last night, while Peter
Sthomwald a Swedish laboret, was sitting
on a poti h ut No. 1221 Biltlmore nvenup, he
lost his balance and tumbled over the rail
ing, sulking the ground on his back The
distance to the ginund was about twents
tlic feet. The pollie ambulance was sum
moned, and he was taken to pollip head
quartcis, where his Injutles w pip examined
hi the police siiigenn Ills entlte left side
was pnrnlpd, and lip Is believed to be
Internullv Injuied He wns elit to the
clti hospital lie has a son Oscar Hcliom
wald. who Is a corporal at U01 1 Liav en
worth Kas The Injured man Is 1S scars
old mid came to this cits fiom Sweden
nine years ago
iiitoKi: nil M.rK.
Kit it full of VI llll 1111 II. Ilrown, of linn
s is Clti, K.is., I rum a VVhiilnu.
William H Hi own, a coloied man living
at No 1I1S Pieeman avenue Kansas Cits,
Kas, fell Horn a window at No Ufa Oak
allev ahout tl ?n last night, while intox
icated, and broke his neck He was re
moved to the I'entral pollie station and
later taken to the city hospital. He can
A V lc lolls llii.
Police Commissioner Goorgp Shelley yes
terdas afternoon i.iused the airest of Ai
thur Maiis for creating a disturb nice on
East Sixth street The bos was tiling a
tns- cannon on the sidewalk and refused to
abate thP nuisance when Commissioner
rihellei requested him to leave that vicin
ity The arrest was made bv Patrolman
inift When pi iced under aripst the bos
fought the otllier viciously At police
In udquatters he was locked up on the
hurt.' of creating a disturbance and re
sisting an ollii er
I iiot'i.ii rs im
1 111: -liini't.im tn.
Compiled by Miss Margaret It Rcmley
It has been said that "the shiewdest
iu!e In all tho deceptions of diplomacy Is
to tell the exact truth Certain It Is tint
the one road out of very mans illMlctui
and delicate situ itlons In life N the most
complete rrankness and honesty not any
shrewd attempt to evade Hie tiuth Ask
what an the exiu 1 facts, and state, them."
"Men are not profoundly moled bs Hip
most perfci t simulation Simulation Is
onlv a toy cannon It does no execution."
"He noble' and the nobleness that lies
In other men. sleeping, but never dead.
Will rise in majesty to meet thine own."
"Heroic daring Is the true sucicss"
"Wherever wrong Is done
To the humblest or tho weakest 'ne.ath
the all-beholding sun,
That wrong Is also dono to us; and they
are slaves most base.
Whose love ot tight Is for themselves
nnd not for all the race "
"Ypa, find thou always time to say some
earnest word between the Idle talk."
"I believe a man prays when he dops
Well 1 believe he worships God when his
work Is on a high plane, when Ids atti
tude toward his fellow man Is rlBht I
guess God Is pleased with him " Ulley.
"I till sou the erudp man Is generally
moral, fur nature has Just let go his hand
tine's Jut been leading him through tho
dead 1 ices and tho daisies." ltlley.
'Now tlni 'fire scp that no day passes
In whii li vou 00 not make souiself a some
what bettei inttuio and In order to do
that, lind out llrst what sou are now."
"llender nn honest und a pi 1 feet man
Commands, all light, all iullupu. c, all fate;
Nothing to him falls curls 01 too late.
Our acts out angels arc. or good or III,
Our fatal shadows that walk by us still."
Heuumont and Pleteher.
"Make onls those 1 holies, the farthest
results of xv lilt li you would willingly face "
"While we mom 11 our railure to ueiom
pllsh or to overcome, God records the ff.
fort Yet. while Up gives us full and lov.
Ing credit tor all the efforts wp make. Ho
holds to .1 sulut account for those wu fall
to make "
"Pear to do base, unworthv things is valor.
If thes be clone to us, to surfer them is
valor, too." -HEN JONSON.
"Kalschood m ly have Us hour, but It
ha.- no future." ,
"In the dii of Judgment tho test of a
man will be. no 'How bale 1 believed?'
but 'Hon haic 1 loved?"'
It's 1 ass lindiiig reasons why other peo.
pie should be patient."
"When God makes His presence felt
through tio we are like the burning bush "
"The tale of the Dliine pity was never
yet believed from llp that were not felt
tn be moved by human pity."
Habits aie soon assumed, but when vvc
To strip theju orf, 'tis being Hayed alive "
"He not simply good, be good for some
"Jlefore genius Is manliness, and before
beauty is power" John llurioughs
"There are degrees of wakefulness In the
mind, and mans aie practically dead to
all the hither ranges of thought "
"The greatest work of men and women In
the world id to be men and women."
The true art of conversation: "He as.
sured that eiers mun you meet cm in
struct you upon some one thing. Find out
what that one thing is mid get it fiom him
This method insures a wholefouie respec t
for other men, und continued growth for
ourselves Shall I tell sou the secret of
the true scholar? It is this: Every man Is
my master In some point, und lu that I
learn of him" II, C King,
"The accomplishment of the best things
requires, rest us well as work. Let us never
forget in the midst of the material rush
of life, that tbe vers wisest use of time
often is seeming Idleness letting (Jod
speak, in the early morning, in solitude,
in the forest. In the grow lug dusk when
God lets rail ills, hands In almost cons. Ions
beiiccb tlon over us -In the firelight, under
ihc leai night ski, in too loneliness of
gieat pxperii nccs. Let us Halt and be still
God li in 110 huirs God does not peed our
results, anl r-suits are no measure of the
mu at best Wait, then, sou arc unite 100
busy if SOU are too buss lo wait ilucs
hates busv bodies and thosa who ilo inn
Fi j r x lw
l II sing oil I snug Of l1lc dftr,
if I 1. t"U "tic ag 1 , . . A4
When henrts w ic oung. anl hopes hl.e
Anl II' knew nmiBlit of woe
Those wen lis - 1, q en ds drtr
lMSS of llf. - pun -I i n
When hem 1- wr 1 oimg, and holies shone
And lire knew no alloy.
1 sing ion my song of love, dear.
And I watch yom eyes droop Ion:
Is it strnnce that my heart should thrn
Though my song is of lone ago
The,v say love Is ever new, sweetheart,
I wonder en 11 It be
That love Mows on a boundless tide,
That reaches you and mo?
Arq hearts still yotitig? Does hope shlnft
Does life know no alios ?
Are these our days of love's delight
Dais or life's purest Joi "
1 look for answer In sent eys,
And I know loie lives tn-dns.
Love knovvr no gtavi !oVo never dies;
'TIs Sours and mine for ajc!
Lose knows no crave loie never dies!
"J'is J outs and mine for ave'
Cobwlcgcr "You seem rather ituu"ii
over the Idea of sour wife's wearing
Smith "You'd be amtispd ,vour"lf If ; oil
could seo her wIipii she tried to nnd souip
thltiB in hpr work basket, and emptieu It
Into her lap." Judge
Mrs. Waldo "Don't ou think .vour di
vorce uiws should be chanted''
.ins i.aKPHiiie "I most ilccldfdly io.
II s a shame that a worn m can't get ali
mony from moro than one husbjnd nt a
llrooklsn Life: Tom "I huve seen th
gill I want to marry. I stood behind her
at the window this mottling, nnd it took
hor seipn minutes to bus a 5-rent elevated
lallioad ticket "
Kltts "Did thnt make you want to marry
Tom "Yes; I ilguted slip could never
spend ins Income at that lute."
New York Evening Post Hlscult glace,
which Is Just now moio poinil.il' than uns
othpr Ice, is made In the following wnv:
Sepntute eight rieli eggs and beat tho
volks icrv light, mixing with them as soon
as well liiokcn a cup and one-half of "ugir
nnd n quartet or n tenspoonfiil or salt
Heat .1 pint of ileum do not boll, ndd tho
eggs unil sugar nnd stli until thp mlxtlltn
Is sllghtli thickened When cold mid .1
leaspoonrul or milk and a rouith or a cup
f ill or good shcrrv or Mni.isc hlno Pack
Sour rrpP7cr, put In the inlxtutp and stir
-slow Is until it Is partis frozen Then mix
with It one pint of swipl 1 ipam thnt Is
whipped dry . llll the glace cusps and put .1
laset ef them in Hip bottom ot the freeer
on a sheet of thick pusti'lmaid Put 11 piece,
ot the board on top of thp um. and on
this stand another I iycr of the tlllod cases.
See that the treerei Is cold heroic packing,
und keep standing two or thiec hours.
Truth Madeline "Never let or rco
darken mc doot again Clarencp, Ye sent
me that ugh comic valentine."
Clateiue "How do sou know 1 did""
Madeline "Il sniplled like but ut i.tpsand
rubhei an' you'ic the onls gent 1 known
vviiat smokes clgaroots."
Ttrooklyn Lire Mis Platlcv "No, I'm
sure I could neiet ride it hlcufc"
.Mr Pintles -"Nonsense vou could cass
enough It vou only reulls tiled "
Mrs PI ulev "Yes, but, John, how could
I evei tell whether 1115 hat was on stialgbt
In a case before a Paris court In which
a poiiul.it nctti'ss bad to appeal as a wit.
ness, the Judge seemed to have considerable
dillldence about asking the lads, as he wni
in dim hound to do. what was hor age pttla-
Evidently he considered that sin h n que- jrldgeeM
tinn nut tn a witness would bp 0 dirPi't itl-tlr ,, I
eltpnipnt to peljurs, so he asked her rj "0f - .
age before she hid been swoi 11 ... . A
"How old nto 3011 madam-'" he said, "ln $S
ArtPt a little nesiiuiiou hip i.mj ; "'""i;
lo being J9 seals of hrp -'he id,f
.. 1,1.1 iiiti ih.ir vnn hnce tnlil I4 . Mr
vour age." continued the gallant , ,
"ion swear to tell the truth the v u
tiuth -ind nothing but the truth ' V'
Mi. limit "How do sou think I look in
mv new bathing suit?"
Sir limit "You don't look ln It at all
You look out or It entirely too much out of
It to ms thinking!" Pink.
Lire: Wire "Do sou think our cook J
In heaven, John?"
Husband "What, now? Why, shc-s been
dead over a week, my dear,"
Hai tier's Hiuar. Plist cannibal "I'm dy
ing! Oh' oh!'-
second cannibal "What's the matter""'
Plrst cannibal "I've Just eaten that
friend or the missionary's wire "
Second cannibal "Good gracious, man!
That woman's a member or Sewrosis hi
never ugtced with any man ln her lire "
Fashion letter- A young woman who is a
successrul lloilst in London has made her
fame pilnclpally thiough her wedding bou
quets. She does not favor the shower bou
quet, so popular with us, as she sass that
It Is rniely hold gracefully, the onls was tu
hold It being close to the gown helow tho
n.ilst and to hold It In this one lilm e eon-linuoui-lv
becomes awkward and monoto
nous She however, favors doners looi-ely
arranged and has a great liking for using
black icliei ribbons to bind dowers of
either guy or palp hues, finding it more ef
fective than ribbons of the same tint as
the How r-.
Cherry geraniums with blink ribbons for
bridesmaids' bouquets minim ml themselves
lo the eye, as do Held daisies and grasses
In loose hum-lies, with lloatlng bow nnd
ends of black velvet ribbon
Itlbbon.-, whercvei used, should not be so
wide nor used In Hitch quantities as to ob
scure the How eis. They must appear to ho
a ncccsstts, not an ornament.
"Mrs Ilrown never sits up to wait for her
"No When the pxppits him to be out
late, she retires curls, sets the alarm nt 3
o'cloi k and sets up fiesli and reproachful,"
Cincinnati Tilhune The walking delegite
ascended the stalls leailtns to hU sump
tuous apartments with u step that was
most Iriegular. Ho opened the door with
some iltlllt ults, placed his hat lurefulls on
tin- locking chair and sat down on It His
wife, eyed him carpfulls for a moment
"John." she said in a rasping volep,
"there is no use fur yon to deny it. You
have been eating on umbers again."
The moral superiority of women is often
piesiiniptively proved bs thn smaller pro
portion of the sex lontined in prisons und
penltcntl iiies, but i obvious thut too great
emphasis may be pland on this Lii t For
it must tie grunlt 1 that suppression m i er
tain Uiri tlloiiK has at least serieo to .1
tfrt.iin extent as scturlts to the sup
pressed. To a woman employe, for In
stance, formers, fraud tmbezzllng seeni
very terrible, not only trotu a moral stand
point but bnuiise the tenors of the pris
oners dock and tho penitential y loom up
before her, and she does not realize ns
men do how mans runlnals manure to
escape conviction. It is purely an a
sumption thut greuter familiarity with the
business world and the technicalities of
tbe law would not demoralize women to
the same extent that It demoralizes men
and that the matter nf moral intt-gi it i n
a question cif sex rather than of personal
churueiei It Is bs no means proieq thut
women are us a sex Innately better und
wiser thin men, though nothing set-ins
more seir-evldcnt than that thes aro as
good und as wise, nnd consequently en
titled to equal tights and privileges as just
and Intelligent human be!nr3.
New York Iteoorder There are several
ways of getting ild of this utratit bttb
nuisance, which doei. not make its appear
ance in fotr.uduble number, until utter the
; old storm pf Mas. Hunches of sassafras
hung In the klti hen window will ktep them
anas', or bru.hlng the window . asingi, over
with oil of sassafrus will have the tame
etfoct Another was is to open windows or
the Infested room, close the door anil
placing a hot sauce pun or flying ;an in
tho middle of the. room, pour iii u i upful of
turbolU acid, after a minute elose tlni
windows and leave the pun in for an hour
oi two heroic ventilating.
Mull houMkeepeis obiect to screens be.
cause the uir passing through them niust
ui V .. ' iuimii-u w in the dust
whb h settl on them but if the screens,
I'..i" lh0. .V '0B s JU.M '"p same, and ii
-,r;- ,?:'" ..:.f. ,.','. "l ... ens. rc-l
.r ;.n,".,"tX' S U,,'i" ..'" a WBUkl
t i V M 'Wfc tfisiv ij"i sUitirU, not bli
obicvtivju wt ut