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$mmiev-' ym , twurrm.Jh.TU!.Afv M:r W"ii. ' TTTK KANSAS CITY 'JOURNAL, SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1895. taaMf OIjAIR-EITTHI soap, 1 PLAIN FACTS. TUMI nAIMATTN-tmk 8 . r -. fjtj Thn mil. e i -V ' i "" ", ",',' :;.",: ' OttOt. Ixltiourl- l-'t I ' HI 1 M- I III", JV 111 I inner le itl. I . I 1 f v irn . Mil lti" life that nr Ian n h. I i n of tntwe wh" hi to .uli ..- l;ii it ; K tfttna e'h- r r h or r.ir- -l" " ,"",r rail thev ui' I r 'nr.l flip 1I i f with v In n aid laurels r. m.mc.1. Th- ik; !' ni lo-da tik i hl mltiirc iii n mntfr .f cpuNv. while hi pntitnr dtp hl iiri.n The oid collcim t i.l nt w irked hard for hid culture, nnd lorn d his sport In at talfltnff It. Itlcli bov In th old ilnvn never amount ed to much, hut the tawr I...1. 55-.0? Who went through ureal ileal. the OBM who how eland um.n the p pronperlty with tufe ndafj fwt. 7?''JT hmI are hlBh in the lahdi whjn they receive th intln-fnced imitation or Tlonor to attend the commencements Of their beloved alma mat. r I h.-y go 'more to airan tah- of the nhi .lav than to fall In Fine Villi the Kllk and ehen of the new. Thomas tt tleed mile(i trver his colWe llfp as ohe smiles over the Ijtjbvhood nt a weak child precarious once hut nil right "I ' started tn to 1o roll"Kf with a atout heart and about ll in remlv mon.-. The dollar would keep the heart atom until a few leaaonx anil another dollar had even tuated," he tell with that iw, laay, drawlMK apeech of his. "1 ",'t,"f';,1,i" K1'' through the llrt two years at lkmdoln by doing odd Jobs here ami there, and not eatlntf uny more than the student nllow anee, advNed hy Horace "a Mt iif some- imnir nnu inen-v vi ji'-mi ... . .. . me lime 10 i"arn fiipunii iu u- "- " coaeh other bos, or t might hae oaineJ :i ." , . ,. ginv ana inen-v ui ji.-ih t,... , ......, e time to h'arn (tioiiKh to t nule to a iltt Lie. "Toward tny Junior I noticed that my ehear 'Jl-O-W-D-U-I .V. rah. rah. rah" wu Browlnjt faint, and 1 sal.!. 'Tom. you ate not Retting enough to eat. ion must pt regular menl.' So I went to worl: tench; Itltf. I taught the village f hool, ami so I got along until the senior ear, lien I suddenly dlatovered that I w.i going to stand so low In my class at graduiillon that I might not graduate nt nil t"J t ilroppwl every other thought thnn than. of study. I worked early and lnte. and 1 wrote a graduating essay with tears or fearful rlne and drops of heart blood. Jt was upon 'The Pear of Lieath,' and I almost dropped dead when 1 got the prize for it. It was In the form of an oration. "After graduation 1 Intended to become .a minister, being fond of the sound of my own voice, but 1 changed my plans to that of a lawyer, and 1 'went Wwt, jounir man:' from Maine to California to llnd n good place to work In. Here I taught s.-hool again, and went through with that charming Itinerancy known as hoarding around." I was paid $2 a month and the privilege of the best room In the house and company doughnuts. My ad mission to the bar of California was "It was In l"a, when California was awake over the legal tehder act. and gold was as itnportant as now. The Judge said to me: 'Tom, I hear you want to be ab mltted to the bar' " 'Veil, sir," 1 said. "Is the legul tender act contltutIon- "Knowlng lit tendencies, I quickly re plied, 'It K lr.' " 'You shall be admitted, said he. "Three years afterward 1 was a mem ber of the Maine legislature, having con cluded that 'Knst or West, home's the heat," and having traveled to my own state again, I went rapidly then from one post to another, but I never felt that 1 was dolni: it In u raw, unprepared way; for as a schoolboy my experience had been varied, and thoroughly educating in the ways of the world." At the Miami university there are tale told yet of the iirnnks of ('alvin Urlce, of Ohio, who was a student within her walls for four years, and who, though the poor est hoy In the class, was one of the most popular. Ills mother mortgaged her little nlnce to send him to college and he worked SiH way through It after the slender sum of money gave out es, and sent money home. One of the things Urlce could do was to write essays. He loved to write and he wrote most fluently. On a certain occa sion the students were given a topic upon which to write. The essay wa-- to be short and as there w,i promotion depending upon it. It was lo be as line as possible. By an oversight the faculty had forgoten to Insert the usual pledge of doing the writing personally "and without assist ance." That was Ilrlce's opportunity. Flying around from room to room he got "orders" for an essay from this lad and that, ready to shirk when they saw a good chance. Full of fun, us well as money-making. Hrke got a dozen orders lor essays upon the subject, and then, sit ting down, he Hrr.ing.it n serUs of views In his splendid, well-ordered mind and wrote ench essay after a different view. The faculty was so pleased with the suc cess of the experiment that other "im ptomptu" essays were given out to be written with an hour's work and the llter nry bOle of the college, though u little after the Minr order, was so line that not oven a college faculty could "kick." It wan never known to the faculty for years afterward because at the tlnul commence ments the pledge of "no assistance" wan sure to be Inserted; and the only thing the professors realized was that the boyx did better work when they were called Upon suddenly to write, ChauneeJ' Pepew's faorite college tale - of a time that he hpent away from !lge. -I was a student at Vale," tells y "In my freshman year. But, some- V, thoui'h I liked college afterwards, as homesick nt tlrst; I wanted to go 1 i home. 'I am going to be a farmer," i 'd to myself, 'and f.irmeis won't have now Virgil and Xenophon.' I got of absence sume way or other, ami l homo. 'Km her,' said I, bursting in n the asufinblid household at dinner, i have come back to you.' " 'So I see.' said rny father. "Father," J begun trying to think of the eneeeh I had, nifpar.d on the cara, "I like the free life of the air I like Mother Earth I want to be a farmer.' Mv dear old mother groaned as I bald this and seamed to be ashamed to be linked with the choice 1 was innkiiig, but 1 went on 'I have left tolkge. Father, I've come back.' " "Draw up your chair." said father, 'and Jiavo kome ni. heat porridge. Of eourao you will not care for any of this city-' lied pastry your mother priUtg In mak ing, nor an Southern li una. Farmers must eat what th.y raise." "Net mvirnlng father sent me out to pull weeds in a Held all by myself. I was to weed about two miles of onion bed. straddling thu rows of oolong n I pulled the wv,-d out. I was tired at night, and as I lay myself down I thought of my dormitory room and won dared If my chum had thrown away my Pictures. yet. Next day I carried a chain tor marking out seed droppings and the third day 1 picked up nones in a Held. Abner, our hired man, fur some reason, would not chat with me and it wm hor ribly lonesome. That night I ald- 'Father, I sue I'd better so Im. k to hool, und If I hurry to .at.h the train I'll b,- there Iiefore my leave uf absin.e Is or, and then they'll Ut me nune lionu agala if I want to Kut m iitxt v.i'ation I was the hum enih i- i-,ti . Ml. u'. iioy that 0er i. hit . 1 l r I i'i.i- Senatnr J. In S t Us a si hot,l Awarded Highest Honors World's Pair, Da w CREAM BAKING vmmu MOST PERFECT MADE. pure Gr3pe Cream of Tartar I'owd.r, Free icm Ammonia, Alum or any ether adulteran', 40 YEARS THE STANDARD, , . " - - . . . - ' .y r.f Jiitv If an I hie Vrothcr, "Campy" i ) imh r .1 Hhc mih . i .. v u , aw .t nl ftr. rt.r. than I , t ,. mi i.f ttidr i .it I was tf li tin I w ji-i a i 'T in i.i 1 1 t lo ' .i n h. I thii-k ',Ta ii.ii th. wiMi.rti ii I liawif. na.i nc-.i !.. mt .? ill in, wlil. I bal to oi tint my- li with c irnltiK vtn .lb r nil! more stu ,i. i.ia. il.ii .. Amine1 niher thing I 1. nine I steiiii:rarhA fumpv wis adopted by Hon. Thomas IJwIlip When n was a nyi. after father's death, but mother ald she would keep the "inflllest of the eleven chil dren, o she k.pt the baby, ii eitr old. and me and a fi w of the other "Once t'ninpv and I had the rare prlM tege or being aoclal. d .with cm h other In the West. We bad twlther f , IIiiMhmI our education etillr.ly. but a little business took ni lKith there We were In a crowd;, room one day, when a man ruhe.l Into the room shouting at the top of lit? voire nil l swearing like mad. t'limpy made a sign tu ..!.. .i ,. 7.. it. I, Mum finished 1 had "i" W-." w fo.r."iir:,.-,..:v."!1 u',1"1 arrest, i sniu, j.iri i.-.,. .. " --- hnve ald ' ... .... "I read hH speech to him rrotu my iioir-, and when I Imd Iml-h..! the .nrnnJookpJ nt us in nmnremem, iur ""w'"! ;;', " " little prai tlced In the est then I,el mo see tint paper,' he Plied. 1 "bowed him mv hi el. "Oh. Clod" he shouted. "Oh, flod! Snakes again! Snakes again" nnd out he rilSlietl. i lie Olliein n-n,-ti, .,-., - -.. v tilled nt his agitation, bill t'nmpj and I " . ...i.. i Vi..,ir ...ilitml nn as nrom s- lug school lads." , When William M Hvarls vvn In 'S ale col!eKe,abo..tls3T.l.eW;,sia hard st don ami a nne epim. i" .,""' .. . i.ii dandyl'tn. He spent more time over hH . .... ..I.. . I. .. .H ,.ft,., Ml!... Ill flOl- lirst Sllll Hie innii .1...' ,""",', ...in Tin lege, and he brushed his clothe until he ,.!.. fi.i.n. mil with the strain of the con stant going over them. A an orator, he was noted ror nts ioiiu "i'""!'. ;"" for hi long sentence, and he used to sn to hi chum. "If ou hear me making a speech with a j-entence of les than llftv word, I want you to tell me of It. All his friend were under oath to count the words In his sentence. one dnv he had a line, long speech to make a the orator of the day. and he spent much time upon it. Finally he had It arranged with three or four period In Ihe whole, though grammatically perfect. one of the newspapers ilrow n plcttxre of ... ., l....1 I, 1... ,1... si.,.,. r ,, .1 .,- mm nnu jiriiu.'ii ii u. in. -iiu .nil ., penlve process of the (arller das of Il lustration When It was shown tn him he exclaimed: "II' F.y h , 1 ay, what do j,nu mean by making such a picture of me"" "Whv-W'hv-whv," Mnmmercil the ar tist, who wa expecting to win much fame from a wealthy college for his work "vv-w-what do you mean? Doesn't It duit "Suit me! No!" roared young llvart "liOok at that tile! Jim look at It! You've put the regular n.innygont skin upon my head, while the silk hat I wear I the lln est In thi part of the county!" I'ostmnrter General WIHon took his col lege .ife In two doses, befo' de w.ih and after It. He took It In the some place, nntnelv, Columbian college ot the Siuth ne.r his old home. After WIIon went lutlt to college after the wni vvn over, he did vely well in his studies, and sunn gra.lunted with honor. "Now, my boy." said Profoor Huntington, the dignified old t ucher of latln and Oreek, "I (diall expect you to practice the law In wliiih 5011 have Just graduated, and some day I shall hear from jotl again, I'm sure." "I'm sure v mi will, sir," revponde.l William heartily, for he had his eye upon the profesor's piettv daughter. "I'm very sure ou will, sir." In n few dajs young Wllon, Instcin of golnp nvv.iy to practice law, got an appointment to teach ,.itiu In the college "illad to see you, my oung friend,' il.l old Professor Huntington. "Now we meet upon an equality, do wo not 7" "We do,'1 responded the younff ng man. with a secret chuckle. In a very short time the two men met upon hUch a verv even footing that v m , Wilson agreed to call the profes-sor "fath er" in return for the hand of his pr n daughter, which had been more than once within slv reach during the l.it two vears . The old claimants, advocate of the union of the dead language, Latin an 1 Greek, have noted with much pleasure the "iieics of It, as tried In this lnt mee. and now six very stalwart and hai'dsnme . h'l.lren are gathering together college tale of their own for future telling. The very heart blood of the old timer se. mi'd to have been spent In their col lege live In it effort nnd It achieve ments' And tale of these days are a Index!. -al of the char.i. lers of the men a would be their own Individual diaries New York Fress. Our Utile Hoy '.it 'I Cone, A sight of helj) he was our boy 'at went, Vtidgln' aroun' with little trousers on! But what was more than all his working meant, He seemed to be our sunshine, now he's gone. He'd go to take the cows to pasture, morns. An' seems I hear his tiny whistle now, As I go out and walk nbout the barns, or take tho team a-tleld and try to plow. About the house he kept a sight of noise, Singin' or trampln' at his boyish will! It did not seem with health Jest like my boy" His voice could huh so quick an' bo so still. But he weren't sick much more'n a week, I b'l'eve. An' kept his little senses durln all: An' uldn t grumble 'cause he had to leave. Hut lay there Mill like llst'nln' for a call. That evenln' that I never will forget, He lay beside the winder an" looked out, I'd sorter hoped 'ut God would spare htm yet. An' give us back his noisy step an" shout. But sudden like he gazed Intent ahead, While crooned tho katydid Jest out the door. An' "Angela, jnammyl 'Sea 'em, pap?" he said, An' then was still an' never said no more. Now. sometimes standln' by the mcader bars Waltln' the cows, all lonesome an' for lorn, Tho heavens twinklln with tho cur'ous stars. The breezes whisp'rln' 'mongst tho rust lln corn, I w-tifch tho rustle was of angels' wings, The stars the guldln' lamps of beruphs. come To waft us after all our sorrowings Where we'n our boy'll be again at home Memphis Commercial-Appeal. tvisi; ami oi iii;i;vim:. UU.yr'' I'lawrl8ht-"Have you read my Manager-" Yes; l read l( In ihe original about ten years ago." Jewish Times and Observer "Which do ou love the most, your papa or your mamma?" ' ' ' Utile I'harlle "I love papa most." I'harlle'a lnotberr"Vhy, Charlie, I am mi prised 4t you, I thought you loved ma IliUal harlle --1 can't help It, mamma; we mm have to hold tOf other." l'u. k- l' noliglst "Our priMjna and our r nl iitiarii are a, disgrace to ilvilWtlnn ii. mv. ts are abused, umuiwl for and I .. I t. 1 Cub joij suggeet a remedy?" fi i' uthioutai vm; let Vm kep out of eu h iilai . h n li..iiny Gazette: First beggar "Hello' 1 km up anything uu our rounds these nl beirar"A!ii't nothln' doln' nt in I bad lo draw twenty out of the bank b lo ur pull me through." ' Vw York World: Illiler Rorrv "Where li. wages of sin Is death there will b no striking for an increase." Jobljt-T'Cvrulnly nvt; the demand th'r will b fur shortur houis Juice wife (iii Indignant surprise) "r- j.jii Irunk. Josepht' Jo,. ph-"illii ) If I uln't (hlo If the best limlai on of one I ever experienced." Tha young man had sn the play be-f.ir.- He K t everybody for four seats iround know that, and he k&pt telling Just li w f n t.j It would ha whtn It did come 11 i . I a pretty girl with him. and he was ii i. , it, amuse ner. at icngiD lie said "i j i ...r try listening to a plai 10 a plai I idea how I fast- tdtj '. ' eouv( luu te no 1 j'tr t rm- " A mumi-ayed mm with a red Kansas CUv, Mo '''iV H 189X Thermometer i;r(cnfrri( .Ifttr.t 7 2,' ttln-i W. To-tlav tte loohfor ihe u-calher to he fair and xcarmer. A Marvelous Success ! The First Day's Sales in The Unloading' Corner Were stupendous- far beyond our expectations. You, tho public, Trorc ittick to realize and appreciate the exceptional bargains which wereolTcred. The thousands that were here demonstrated this fact. You remember the quantities are large, very largo; that's why for to day we can say 12V Printed Percales, mill lengths, -1 Uoo Hemstitched Ulrd's -Hyo Tow els, -er for 5tH Mx4G &' Ttjc Htue Cheviots for lsC' - 15c Cotton Ores flood for C'jc ltleached Cotton, mill length, for 10c Shlrllng. mill length, for..... ltemnnnl ot from ISe to BOc Sat ecu, orgundles, Wash StufTs, etc., for (per jard) Ke Hleached Turkish Towels 60c Bleached Turkish Towels S!c Bleached Turkish Towels Jt Bleached Turkish Towels Mo Taney Turkish Towel 10c raney Turkish Towels , Me Fancy Turkth Towels Jjc Fancy Turklh Scarfs S"c Turkish Hath Mat i;,e Hemmed I.lnen Huck Towels, :03 23c and 3.".c Hemstitched Huck Towels, 2210 Walnut llUi 6randh IlC luetttlcrUa V ULl.lNt.MOOnt. When Her ,Sa immaculate stiffness, it's It's a saver your grocer Kingsford's "Silver '5 free sample jut In front He twisted himself about In hi- iuit and glared at the voung man oung man ' raid he, "did ou ever try llteiiing to 11 play with your mouth i-hul '' ' The ..Hence that followed was almost painful Washington I'ut Xew York Weekly Mr. Astorbllt "I wish a genuine imported cigar" Bo.v "Vor sorroy, sir, but the boss la , out." 1 Mr. Astorbllt "I don't want the boss, I 1 want an Imported cigar. Haven't you unj?" I jioy xes. sir, we ve got iwo.uut inej iu in tho safe." Clreat editor "And did you write this es say all by yourself?" Literary aspirant "Yes; it is all my own work." Great editor "Well, then, Charles Lamb, I am very much pleased to meet you." Syracuse Post. Hatter "But, my dear sir, that hat I so largo that It slips down over your ears." Smlthers "Oh, that's all right It will fit me by Sunday. I have three brldecroom dinners on before then." New York World. She "Do you still treasure my photo graph?" The colonel "Do I? I've had It set In my pocket Uask." Life. Oh, the new drinks appear nt this time ot the year, Not to mention tho Julep that follows; One swallow does not make a summer, we hear; But a summer makes several swallows. Washington Star. "Do you Intend to marry again?" snld Mr. Illverslde, ot New York, to Mr. do Cree, ot Chicago. "Of course," replied Mr. de Cree. "There are two ceiemonies still unpunclied In the commutation marriage ticket I bought of llcv. Mr. Thirdly." Judge. Puck: Widow Nolan (hotl) "Thot wor a foine setlln" of eggs je sould me! The half of thlm wor cracked!" Mr. Hennessy "Ye should have watched thlm; dthey wor from my game hlns. and must have got to folBhtln when e worn't lookln'." Hill "How do you manage to win every day?" llorg "A friend who knows all about it tells me which horses to buy." Hill "And j on do Just us ho tells you" Berg "Nojust the opposite "New York World "Mow did It happen," said the smart young turkey to the sedate old gobbler, "that you ggt through the winter without occuioIiib the plai e of honor at some fash ionable dinner table?" . "Bei,Use." responded the gobbler, with a far-away look In his voice, "because no body aj.ed me." Hockhmd Tribune Pud;: First otllce hoy (after waiting two hours for a hilt) "I wish theso 1IM1 would hull) up an' bite; 1'vo got a letter tu de liver In a hurry." Second olllce boy "Say, look lieio, Hmlthy. If souse don't stop woniln' over .-r business altalis, an' bill." so uttentlve, souse'll git nervous prostration." Washington Star: "Hlnuery Clay," said Mr Dolau, "worn great 111011." lie wor that same," replied Mrs. Dolan, . "He win- that great a moil." her has band went on, "that he had a cigar named Illlbel 'im." "Tlirue for ye?, Only 'twor no cigar. -j wor a puipe. Indianapolis Journal: You are nothing but a bag of wind." sneered the circus tent. Thu bulloon In Its indignation, swelled visibly. "At least," u retorted, "I am self-sup. pgrtlug " Behange. "And who are you?" asked St peler of a lung, thin man with agitated whUkers. "1 am u Populist editor," was tho mel ancholy 1 espouse "Then you'd better go back to Kansas," said St. Peter, sadly. "You'll never ba satlslled an where else." The Boyul Baking Powder, us every cook knows. Is always to bo relied upon It Is -ji ot the greatest aids she has. Many u cook's reputation has been made by thu delicious things, she has been able to makv villi It. a . 35C Zo D.tmnk Towel. SCilTc Knotted rrlnge Hamnk Tow- tnr. ""J els, 1S10 '" .1-.C'l5c Knotted Prlnge Damask Tow- tn , el, 1C35 ,uv l-iCllSc Knotted Prlnge Damask Tow- mf. ' el, i;.85.. ,Utr - ' 12V 1'lnln Fringe Blrd's-llje Tow- ,nc 5C el. 10x3.' ,UV I lTe Plain Fringe Huck Towels, 10t tnr 25c r-S ,u- S l-3e Loom Fringe Huck Towel, ,-. 3SC llt26 5C 23c Hlectrlc Kllk Towel (made ot 1 cr wale silk) "O1" Sic Plain Frlngtf Huck Towel, 22k j-c . 40.- All I.lnen Damak, 51 Itu-hea mC wide, red border.... lyw 4r,e nc-lnch t'nlon Damask 25C 12!20 IS-lnch Brown Ilussla Crash "a' 12'-c l-lnch Brown Twill I.lnen, !,-. Bed Bordcrevl Crash ".T 10c Plain Bleached lC-Inch Crash ."l' 6'sc Bed Bordered Bleached Plain j-r 16-Inch Linen Crash 3V' r.c Brown Cotton Twill l-lnch Crash DV Fancy Cotton Checked Crash., ,3ic 2C .1, Wcthutt Gmndirc. tMCHV Skirts Show 3? wliitencss and proper gloss and a proof that her laundress uses KINGSFORD'S T7ie perfect cold wafer starch. of time, work and money. If doesn't keep it, perhaps he has famous Oswego "Pure" or Gloss" Starch, or write us tor a of Lajndro T. KINGSFORD & SON, osvi:oo, N. Y. mjSSTlMON, vihxg)'' - - -VSiV-aii WASTINO DISEASES WEAKEN WONDEH. ' fully Uri ,ao they w euken ou klow Iy, grcdu. hlly. Do net allow this wwto of body to nihko jounroor 11 bby, Inimatureman.IUalth, strength and v ln-ur 1- t r J oil whether on bo rich or poor, Theorem 11 dyanLitobcliadonlyfromtliallud eon MeilU. l Institute. 'IhU vi-otidcrful dUcovery w tvi Hindi-1. -he specialists of the old famous Hud son Mcdtcul Institute, It U thu strongest and most povvi rful v ti-ilzcr made. 1 1 Is so pow eiful tlint It Is simply neiderful how harmless It is. You can get it from in where but from thu Hudson Medical Institute. V rlto for circulars and testimonials. This ovtrai rdlnary Itcjuv eimtor Is tho most wondeitiil d roveryof the age. It has been en dorsed by Uu Itadlug scientific men of Europe and America. II I'llY.tV Is purely vegetable. JllUHAi; stops prenwlurcneas of t'uc dis charge la twenty days, Curis LOST MAX JIOIMI, romtlpatlon, dizziness, falling; seitHatlons, nerv oils lv It. hlng of the eye s and other parts. htrcngthens, Invlgori.tcs and tones tha tntlra systiin. It Is as cheap as any other remedy. Jt I'll VAX cures ilt Willy, ncrvousnciH, cmls fions, and d vclops and restores weak organ. Piilnsln tho nock, losses by day or nlht stopped quickly. Ovi r ;,0tO private Indorbcments, l'retuatiirenesi means Impotency In th first stage. It lsasmptomof seminal weakness and barrenness. It can be stopped In twenty da) shy the use ed Hud) an. lludyau costs uu more than any other remedy. bend for circulars and testimonials. T.VI.Ti:i Itr.tiou-Impuro Mood due to serious prlvaia disorders carries myriads of tore, producing germs. Then comes tore throat, pimples, copper colore 1 epot?,uIcers In mouth, old sr.te s and falling hair. 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Caret guaranteed or money refunded. At medicines furnished ready for use. No neten 11 from business. Patients nt a dl-unco treated bv mail and express. Medicine iisT?s7?Ttrlien.. fren tremi C378 or hrcakaac. civerienco nro important, fetato your case and send for terms. Consultation is ireo ana conn deutlal, cither pcronnliy or by letter. ,e..,.t.. Semina. Weakness and Sexual Debility, (.SSTn".) producing locs. pimples nnd blotches on tho face, rushes of blood to head, pain In back, con !ucilldcas nnd forgcttulncss, bashlulness. nvcrslnn to toclclT, lost of sexual power, lo" of manhood. &c.. cured for llfo. 1 can stop all night osscs.rcstorolost sexual powcr.resloronerri and brain power, cnlargo ana streugtneawcait C-. . nU 1 c that terrible disease. In all lti OvpillllS) form-) and r-tages cured for ...' ... . .... , c ,., ,,. aA TTIn... IHC. Jitoou l'01-.oninK, r-nin 11-cii-c-., u,vj..-. Swellings. 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