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UPPER CRUST ANTICS.
I1 LACK AND BLUE.
"How dc you like my bang? They're
all the st; le this season."
"It's mu:h more decorative than the
TbtLOg I s?w over Mrs. Jones' eye this
JUST AS WELT.,
"Will you tell your sister I'm sorry
that I will be unable to see her before
I go away?"
"It's all right. She wasn't going to be
In if you called, anyway."
AND HAVE A MONOPOLY.
"With all the roets writing street car
verse, Pegasus is out of a Job-'
"Who 1b Pegasus?"
"The winged horce."
"He might get v/ork towinjf disabled
COULDN'T HELP IT.
"I love you more than life."
"But Just stop and think what a life
vou lead, and It's no wonder.''
WOULD FOR NOTHING.
"Fido, sit up and Bhow_ the gentleman
how to kiss me, and I'll" give you some
?TU do the same thing, and I won't
ask for any dinner as a reward, either."
"Aren't you afraid some bold robber
will hold you up?"
"I always carry n six-shooter.
"I prefer a six-footer."
SALESMEN AND CI\1L SERVICE HELP.
Foot to six months required to make necessary prepartition
Personal Instruction. POSITIONS s ecured for all who pre
pare or money refunded. Write for full information.
?1 ^ LESSONS BY MAIL IF DESIRED.
?outI?er9 Con)n)ercl&I &c1?doI
Calhoun & Meeting Sts., Charleston, S*. 0.
'Wilmington, Winston-Salem, Salisbury, Durham, N. 0. The highest en
dorsed Business College in the South Atlantic
For Sain?-Wire Fish Baskets,, prico
$1.50 with order. Send for cir
cular. W. A. Jester, Griffin, Ga.
and clerks for high-grade positions.
Southern Business Bureau, Char
lotte, N. C.
Agents.?We save you 25 er cent, on
your1 portrait work. Big job lot
frames 10x20. Owens Portrait &
Fram3 Works, Hogansville, Ga.
Wanted?Old coins and stamps, high
est cash prloes paid. Two books
giving prices we pay, 12 c. A. C.
Boesf.ler, 10 Clay St., Newark, N. J.
For Sa".e?S. C. R. I. Redl, White
and Brown Leghorns, Black Lang
Bhang, Plymouth Rocks. Eggs for
sottii.g, 15 for $1. M. B. Grant,
Darlington, S.- C.
May berry's Chicken Remedy for Gaps,
Roup and Cholera. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Postpaid, 25c. Tells
how to get future supply free. Guy
Mayt*rry, Newberry, Ind.
Eggs iu incubator lots or single sit
tings from S. C. Reds, $1.50 par
"15; iiS.OO per hundred. Nice cock
erels, $2.00 each. Eugenia Ham
mond, North Augusta. S. C.
4,000 ncres, 2 1-2 miles Ry., 1,000
acres Iu cultivation, 50 tenant
bouses, good barns, excellent fen
- ces; 3,000 acres timber; $20 per
acre. Harris Realty Co., Claren
Feather Beds?Mail us $10 and we
will ship you a nice, new 3 6-pound
feat! er bed and 6-pound pair pil
lows freight prepaid. Turner &
Corrwell, Feather Dealers, Char
lotte, N. C.
Dobbs' Single Comb Rhode Island
Redii and "Crystal" White Orping
tons win and lay when others
fall, stock and eggs for Bale. Send
for mating list. G. A. Dobbs, Box
B. ."4. Gainesville, Ga.
Wanted?Men and ladies to take
thre e months practical course. Ex
pert management. High salaried
positions guaranteed. Write for
catalAgue now. Charlotte Tele
graj h School, Charlotte, N. C.
Wanted?Men to take thirty day*'
pra< ticai course in our machine
sho:is and learn automobile busi
ness Positions securea gradu
ates, $25 per week and up. Char
lotte Auto School, Charlotte, N. C.
phers, clerks, write us If desiring
employment. We place competent
?business help and are not able to
supply demand. Carolina Audit &
System Co., Skyscraper, Columbia,
When Medicines Fail, will take your
cas?. Diseases of Stomach, Bow
els, Kidneys, Liver, Lungs and de
bility (either sex) permanently
eradicated by Natural Methods.
Interesting literature free. C. Cul
len Howerton, Durham, N. C.
Active Men to Introduce an article
that can be placed in every drug
store, barber shop, grocery store,
specialty store; just straight, hon
est, legitimate business and a big
flood of gold for the man who has
a few dollars capital and not afraid
of work. Address Alden Remedy
I . Co., 2240 Seventh Ave., New York.
Duroc-Jersey Pigs.?Sired by Waver
land Col., (No. 22241) sold 1910
for the highest price of any hog of
the year at a public sale. This is an
exceptional opportunity to secure
the best blood of the best breed at
a moderate price. All females sold.
Kenry Patrick, Rustburg, Va.
Wanted?Every man, woman and
child in South Carolina to know
that the "Alco" brand of Sash
Doors and Blinds are the best am
are made only by the Augusti
Lumber Company, v'o manufac
ture everything in Lumber anc
Millwork and whose watchword 1?
"Quality." White Augusta Lum
ber Company,. Augu.v.a, Georgia
for prices on any order, large oi
email. . I
Don't Delay Longer?In providing
your home with a good1 piano or oi
gan. Doubtless,-you have promised
your family an instrument. Ne
home is complete without music, and
nothing is so inspiring and cultivat
ing. Music helps to drown sorrows,
and gives entertainmet for the chil
dre, and keeps them at home. Thit
U our 27th year of uninterrupted
success here, hence we Eire better pre
pared than ever to supply the best
pianos and organs and wlil save you
money. Write us at once for catalogs
and for our easy payment plan and
prices. Malone's Music House, Co
lumbia, S. C.
Sand Hill Land For Sale?This coiin-1
country is rapidly settling with
people- who are anxious to get j
away from unhealthy climates and
high priced lands. The climate is:
excellent. No fever. No malaria, j
Land will raise as much cotton as I
lands selling for two hundred dol
lars an acre, and yet you can buy
this for the same amount you pay.
rent. People are coming here ev
ery day, and you had better com?
while prices are still low. Some
land as low as four dollars an
acre. H. A. Page, Jr., Ab"rf1 ;en,
Wanted?You to purchase your fav
orite magazine from Sims Book
Store. Call and look them over.
Take your baby to Dominick's at
Neeses, S. C. and he will give it a
gold ring guaranteed five years
fre?, if it is under 12 months old.
For Sale?Five fine bird dogs five
weeks old at $2 each. For partic
ulars address Oscar Dukes, R. F.
D. 1, Cardova, S. C. 5-23-1*
Ice! Ice! Ice! I have opened my Ice
House tor the summer and will be
pleased to serve my old as well as
new patrons with ice. Look out
for my wagon. J. B. Kelley.
For Rent or Sale after May 31, 1911, j
house and lot, 110 feet fronting
on Russell Street, No. 213. Depch
729 feet. Apply to Geo. V, Zelg
For Sale.?One Jersey milk cow,
with young calf. One Jersey heifer
two years old. All in good condi
tion for* particulars apply to W.
W. Barrs, St. Matthews, S. C.
Notice?Anyone having clock repali?
ing to do will oblige me by giving
me their patronage. I can now
Bee well enough to do repairing.
Parties can find me at city ball. A.
D. Powers. tf
For Sale?One 30 H. P. Boiler; one
25 H. P. Engine Continental, two
70 saw gins, elevator, press, shaft
ing, belts etc. Can be seen at W.
L. Mack's farm, Cordova, S. C, or
W. F. Smoak, Cordova, S. C.
For Sale.?Live installment furniture
business at Charleston, hard goods
only, owner must retire account of
health. Full investigation invited.
Address "Furniture," Box 408,
Charleston, S. C. 5-23-8*
Cabbage and Tomnto Plants?Cab
bage to head in July and August,
10c a hundred. Winter Cabbage,
to head in Dec. and Jan., 20c a
hundred. Tomato plants, 25c a
hundred. D. D. Dantzler, 49 Whit
man Street. 5-7-2*
^or Sale?-Eggs for hatching. Mam
moth Pekln Duck eggs. Price
$1.25 per setting of 11 eggs de
livered at your house in city or
express office, $1.00 If you send
to my residence for them. J. L.
Phillips. 85 Seilars Ave. 2-11-tf
For Sale?Very attractive 22 foot
open launch, automobi!. folding
canopy. One man control, deck
and interior cherry, planking Ore
gon Fir, with 2-cylinder '8 H. P.
Ferro engine. Reverse gear. Well
equipped, and in thorough running
order. Cheap. Apply P. O. Box
619, Charleston, S. C. 5-4-5*
DON'T SUFFER WITH
?when a 25 cent bottle of Noah'*
Liniment is guaranteed to drive
this terror away?or mcney re
funded. At the first twinge,
applied as directed.- Noah's
Liniment will give immediate
and effectual relief. It quiets
the nerves and scatters the con
gestion, penetrates and requires
very little rubbing.
Nonli'i Liniment Is the best remedy for
Rheumatism, Sciatica, Lamo Back, Still
Joints und Muscles, Sore Throat, Colds,
Strains, Sprains, Cuts,
bruises, Colic, Cramps,
and all Nerve, Bono and
Muscle Aches and Pains.
The genuine has Noah's
Ark on every package
and looks like tills cut,
but has RED band on
front of packago und
" Noah's Liniment" al
ways In RED ink. Bo
w a r e of Imitations.
Largo bottle, 25 cents,
and sold by all dealers In
or money refunded by
Noah Remedy Co., Inc.,
A Baby Rules a Mining Camp.
The baby was found by one of the
members of the camp, and formally
adopted by all. If you want a good
laugh read how this mite of humani
ty ruled Its elders in "Bruvver Jim's
Baby," by P. V. Mighels, at Sims'
Book Store. Now fifty cents.
$40,000 Bankrupt Stock of goods
bought in Manning, S. C.
and brought to Orangeburg for sale, consisting of $15,000
in Shoes, $15,000 in Dry Goods, $500 in Laces, Embroider
ies and Notions, $500 in Domestics.
1 ? III I-..M ,1 .
This Sale is Now on and Will Con
tinue for 30 Days, Closing July 1st
While it lasts you can buy good, fresh, new, merchandise
at less than the Manufacturers' Cost, and these goods are
just what we say, fresh and new, for the party was only
in business 5 months, going in in September 1910, and
closing In January 1911.
Here are just a few prices to show you how
we will sell you goods.
Men s 5.00 Shoes, cost wholesale 3.50 to 3.75 Women's 3.00 to 3.50 shoes to go at 2.00
to go for.3.00 " 2.50 44 44 - " 1.65
Men's 4.00 shoes, cost wholesale, 3.00 to 3.25
to go for.2.75
2.00 ? " " " " 1.35
1.75 " " 44 44 1 .20
1.50 " ?. 1.15
Men's 3.50 shoes, cost wholesale, 2.50 to go ?? j ^5 M ?* H ** ] 00
for.2.25 Infant's Soft Sole Shoes 50c to 75c, priced to
Men's 2.00 work shoes to go for . . 1.35 go at .. 35c
Men's 1.50 work shoes to go for . . 1.10 InisnCs Soft Sole Shoes 25c to 35c, priced to
go at. , 18c
Don't miss this opportunity, for we don't know when you
will ever have another chance to buy good dependable
goods at these prices again. Our Dry Goods, Notions,
Laces, Embroideries and Domestics will be sold just in pro -
portion to our Shoes quoted above. Everything sold strictly
for cash, no goods charged or sent on approval, should you
get an article that is not satisfactory we will exchange it
for other goods.
Sale Nest Door Above Fairey and Weeks' in F, R.
Malpass Co's Old Stand.
J. C. PEERS AND F. F. MALPASS
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