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The Happiest Man.
"Marse Ton should be de bappies'
man in do roun' worl!"
"I sho' does. 119 spends three-fourths
er his time huntin' an' de ypather fo'th
eatin' what he hunts"-Aflanta Con
It is said that it takes three generi
tions to make a gentleman, but flye to
insure perfect and patrician hands.
The utopia of today is the reality of
"Our air mnttresses," said the dealer,
"are all tilled In (lie months of April,
May and June. That accounts for their
remarkably resillent qualities."
"Is the air of those months better
"They are the spring months, you
At the Sulphur Spring.
Visitor-This water tastes just lk
bad eggs. doesn't it?
Servitor.--Don't know. I'm not an
Ther man who pauses in his hones
Wants little of being a villain.-MIImton
A Serious Game.
"Papa." said little Tommy Taddells
"what is the game of authors?"
"The game of authors, Tommy," rv
plied Mr. Taddells. "is to sell their
11 Will Power.
"Henpeck has given up smoking. eh
I didn't think lie had so much wil:
"He ha-sn't. but his wife has."
The highest liberty is harmony witit
the highest la ws.--Giles.
Sharpe - Yes, Parker invented the
safest air ship ever heard of.
Whealton-Bnt it refused to fly. You
couldn't get up on it.
"That's why I say it was the safest."
She-And what woild you call a sue
I_e-One who leaves non'ey enough
to bury him.-Jiudge.
A straight line is shortest in mora!
ns well :1 inl geometry.-Aahel.
The Ite-t of Three!
After a criminal case !n which Sir
Frank Lockwood had secured an ac
tiuittal for the prisoners, Lord Bramp
ton, tlien Sir Henry llawkins, privately
congratuated him on the excellent way
in whilh he haid conducted the case
and remarked especially on the alibi
that had been established. "Yes," was
the characteristic reply, "I thought it
was pretty good-anyhow, the best of
the three I had offered to mei"-Golden
Christmas Holiday Rates.
For the Christmas Holidays the
Atlantih Coast Line announces a rate
of one and one third one way fares
plus 25c for the round trip between all
points South Potomac and Ohio Rivers
and East of the Mississijpi River.
Tickets on sale December 23d, 24th,
25th, also 30th, 31st and January 1st,
1904, with final limit January 4th, 1904.
For' the accomnmodation of students
and teachers of schools anid colleges the
Atlantic Coast Line has arranged roundl
trip) rates as ab)ove, December 16th to
22nd, wvith final limit .Januar'y 8th, 1904.
The train service of the Atlantic
Coast Line is unexcelled. For tickets
and full information, apply to ticket
agents. W. J. Cr'aig, G. P. A.,
Wilmington, N. C.
very Household in Newberry Should
Know H[ow to Resist It.
'he hack aches hecause the kidneys-~
lhp the kidneys wit the b ir w irk.
ie back will ache' no mnore.
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ich caused3( t he troible, but the
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tisement about, Doan 's Kidney
nt to W. E. P~elhm & Son's
and( got a box. I felt het
t (day I usedl themi and since
mall thie pain ini my back
me, the kidney secretlons
aind the sediment, disap
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found Doan's Kidnmey Pills
e a goodl relliable kidneiry
all dealers. Pr'ice 510 cents
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rents for the Unit,ed Stat es.
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Articles of intense intere:
rreatest national importar
Six good short stories,
'tories of life and action
!n 1904 cCure's w
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