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The Better Way.
One of the down-toivn dru. stores
is blessed, or rather eursed, with a
telephona pay station. Ttii iee
phoe is not in a booth and everY
thing that goes over the wire' is
heard throughout the store. A large,
well dressed man, with a generous
amodmt -of jewelry distributed over
his person, came rushing into the
store yesterday and said he wanted
to call up a number iM Hackensaek.
The clerk pointed to the' instru
-ment. The man grabbed it and
shouted the number into the receiver
an a -voice that was. audible a ,block
Uway. The. clerks jumped nervously,
and'-one or two tustomers who were.
the 5store hurried out. Three
tines the bejeweled citizen shouted
tire number, each tine- ten, degrees
klrder than before: The noise at'
tracted a crowd of passersby and two
policemen hurried to the scene. Fi
nally, with an ejaculation. the large
man slammed the receiver on the
hook, and turning around to the
clerk said, in the same tone:
"Darn it! I-ean' get them over
the telephone. How the ditkens am I
going to. tell them-what I want!'
"Well, maybe they could hear you
better if you opened the door," the
Aierk 'answered innocently as he
turned to -the soda fountain.-New
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
not a common, every-day cough mix-.
ure, ~It is a meritoiious remedy for
al the' troublesome and dangerous
complications resulting. from- cold in.
the head, throat, -hest or lungs. Sold
byW. E. Pelham& Son.
Notice is hereby given that the
Board of Health of the Town of
Newberry will elect 'a health offleer
for i the ensuing year on Tuesday,
anuary 4th, 1910. Applications must
be .the hands of the elerk of the
board by 12 o'eloek of that day.
W. H. Hardeman,
oi-t, automobile or. buggy. may
caIse~cuts, bruiss; abrasions, sprains
e:orf wouds that demand Bucklen's
7Aninn ISalve-earth'sL.greatest -heal
er. Quick relief. and-prompt cure
results. ~For barns, boils, sores f
all kinds, eczema, chapped hands and
lips, sore eyes, or corns, its-; supreme.
Surest pile cure. 25e. at W. E. Pel
NOIC I O'0EITOES.
C. E. Powell having made a dead
of assignmen't to me, there will be
-~-a-meeting of the creditors in the office
of Blease & Dominick, at' Newberry,
~;S. A., on Monday, the third day of
January, 1910, at' 11. o'clock, 'a. m.
- ri the appointment of an agent of
Cole. L. Blease,
Newbrry,S. C., Deeme,ber 28, 1909.
The busiest and might:iest little
thing that ever was made is Chain
5berlain 's Stomach and ,Liver Tab
lets. .They' do the wocrk ' wh4never
you require their aid. . These tablets
change weakness into strength, list
lessness inito energy, gloominess into
joyousness. Thei-r action is so gen
tIe one don 't realize they have taken
'a purgative. Sold by W. E. Pel.hamn
TOE AGED) PEOPLE.
Old Folks Should .Be Careful in
Their Selection of Regulative
With advanced age comes inactive
bowel movement and sluggish liver.
Nature is unable to perform her
-proper functions and requires as
a istance. Otherwise, there .is con
stant suffering fromn constipation and
its attendant evils. Old folks shiould
never use physic that is harsh and ir
We have a safe, dependable and
altogether ideal remedy that is par
-iecularly adapted to the requirements
of aged people and persons of weak
.-onstitution who suffer from consti
pation or other bowel disorder. We
are so certain that it will completely
relieve these com.plaints and give ab
solute satisfaction in every partica
lar that we offer them with our per
sonal guarantee that they shall cost
.the user nothing if they fail to sub
stan.tiate our cl-ains: This remedy
is called Rexall Orderlies. .
Rexail Orderlies are eaten like
ean;dy. They have a soothing, heal
ing~, strengthening, tonic and regu
lative action upon the dry mucous
lining and the relaxed muscular coat
of the bowel. They produce a natu
ral, successive co'ntraction and re
laxationu~ f ye inuscular fibres of
*he bow1e11 ail,gneaingn a wave
like motion which forces their con-,
tents onward antd outward; thus
simula-ting nature in perfect bowel
I movement. They tone up and
.trengthen the nerves and muscles
and restore the bowels and associate
or&ns to more vigorous and healt.hy
a,tivity. They may be takes at any
time without inconvenience; do not
cause any griping, nausea, diarrhoea,
excessive looseness, flatulence or
other disagreeable effect. Try Rex
all Orderlies on ou.r guarantee: 36
tablets 25 eents, and 12 tablets 10
cents. Remember you can obtain
Rexall gemedies in Newberry only
at. 'our store,-The Rexall Store. Gil
dei4 Weeks, Main Street, Newberry,
Work 24 Hours a Day.
A.The busiest- little things ever made
are Dr. King's New Life Pills. Ev
er. pil .is a sugar coated globule of
liealth, that changes Veakness into
strength, languor into energy, brain
fag -into mental power; euring Con
stipation, Headeahe, Chills, Dyspep
sia, Malaria. 256. at W. E. Pelham's.
The regular annual meeting of the
stockholders of The Peoples Nation
al Bank of Prosperity, S. C., will be
held ik the, banking -house .on Tues
day, JanuarkJ 11th, 190, at' 2 . m.
for the election of a board of direc
tors: and the transaction.,of any oth
er business that.. may come before
said meeting. -
-was of the uneonquerable,. never-say
die kind, the kd that you. need
most when you have a bad cold,
eough or lung disease. Suppose
'troehes, cough syrups, cod liver oil
or doctors have all fail-d, don't lose.
heaft or hope. Tike Dr. King's New
Diseovery. Satisfaetion is guaran
teed when used for any throat or
lung trouble. It has saved thousands
of hopeless sufferers. It masters
tubborn .colds, obstinate coughs,
hemorrhages, la grippe, croup,
astma, hay fever and w-hooping
lcough and is the .most safe and cer
tain remeay foi. 'all bronehial af
feetiois. 50e. $1.00. Trial bottle
free- at W. E. Pelhiam 's.
I F YOU have never
GUANO you ~havej
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est possible yield from
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I K It is really digested fish-the richest of'
(. Chemists have never been able to put
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in the forms' in wvhich they exist in this
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('We have an army of workmen dig
ging out this fertilizer. It is then loaded
upon vessels and shipped to the United
(. Peruvian Guano has been used as far
back as the fourteenth century.
(. Those who try it become enthusiastic
about it. and the demand ha,p always been
greater than the supply.
W. This is YOUR opportunity to secure
some of the genuine from far Peru.
PERUVIAN H AND BOOK
4L.Fill out the attached coupon and mail,
and you will receive FREE our beautiful
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who have used Peruvian and full infor
PERUvIAN GUANO CORPORATION,
-Charleston, S. C.
Gentlemen:-Please send me your
book about Peruvian Guano, (ilUs
trated) and full information.
Peruvian Guano Corporation,
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One in which
hav2 to goai
dend, not eve
If you are living ii
carrier will bring th
then pay it out for yt
Ten hares Moll
is that investment.
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Every Wagon We Load
with our lumber; mouldings,
shingles, etc., means- a satisfied
-cus! omer. For everything we
handle is carefully selected,
;thoroughly sea.'oned and hon
~est ly measured or counted. If
you will inquire you will find
that our prices are as low as
c you would have to pay for an~
- kind of tmmber service.
NEWBERRY LUMBER CO
you will not
or the divi
or ask for it.
the city or on the
e country the mail
e dividend, he will ie
)U, if you wish.
hon Mill Stock'
It will send you
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