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THE TKOY HEBALD.SWEDNESDAY. APBIL 117, 1878.
Imw i tenant, 91 M
stack additioMl tMtrMM 7
rteHiHHl ttewi... X 00
MnrMoMcwCategteitray) a an
r Mi additional Mrar la mm aotlat , . in
Liberal JetfnefcM wlB fee awtis to rwraUr
AdrertlieMU will takt tha rtfular ran
errkapapar. Balra lalsgn taada for pes
No eerUaeata of pvfcUeaiioa wlU be aade
CBtll wck publication haa beta paid for;
The non-observanoa of Utii rule baa bean
Ibi MauiM of Mob troabte aad actual I to.
Our torn are : Oaah la adraaoa, u rob-
ctpttoiuj eaaa oa daUvary, fer Job .war
iw m1i y damaad. foradvfirtlsaawrt.
At Buffalo Nurtery 100 choice Er
ergreeii lor $25. Choice .'Osage. Or
tijcn hedge plantaf? perl,000.
llwa A. M. SMUI.T8.
W ATE It I ,
MOSCOW mills RUNNING.
Flour and Meal on hand, for tale
rr exchange. W!nr nol running will
give noilco. F. Wixa & Son.
Farmer will find it to ihoir Intereat
to go toF.W.Hmbautn'a for good pnl.
lahed plow at reduced rate. All
plowa warranted to be of tbo very
Important.--All perona Indebted
to the undersigned by note or ac
count, are earnestly rraueated to call
and aeltle. If not paid within 60
day, all tinlna ami account will be
placed In the hand ol un officer for
collection. Wo mint square up our
business, kifflr k ijei'ub.
Cap-auGrla, Mo March 6. 1878.
An antldoip which will cure every
vaiivty ol Akiib. Fever nuil Ague, and
sJIiIIIh and Fever, and leave no bad
trace or disorder in the ayatem, haa
been ditcovrrcd by one ol America'
greatest (JIipiiiIm. Tlila preparation
or pi'lnciph1 1" known by the name of
Clifford's Fkbkifuok. Deing en
tirely frea Imtii mineral or othor
rialuleiioii iiiatniUlK, it anenmplitlina
it work without being in the leaat
hmiilul to the svsnw. Entering the
blood, it dlcinfecia and uliniinate all
the pnUotiiiiH in I a" in or malaria, and
thua ae.coinpliiihp k turn cure.
J. C. lllCIIAKDBON, Prop'r,
For sale bv ull druggUt.
Wool folk & Hand will receive llila
weuk imotlier lot of Ladle' Kid and
(joat Slioen, Men' Brngau and Plow
Shoe. It ou wuut bargain cull
utid see thciii.
A IlEMARKABMC ItESOLT. It
ninkca no difference how ivauy
phieiaiiii, in- how much mediclno
?uii have tried, it In now an estub
Ikhed liir.t that German Svrup la the
only remedy which haa given com
pi, to khiIoIhoiIoii In aevere caet of
Lung I)Uuiit.e. It la tine there are
yet thuuniid of pcrnn who are
predl-poM'd to Tliroat and Lung At
A'thina. Scvpio CoMk aettled in the
Bream, Pneumonia, WhnopiiiKCnugh,
&e., who have no personal knowledge
ol HoHtlii'e'N German Srrup. To ouch
we would Kay that 60,000 dozen were
aold Urn year without one complaint.
Cnumimpiivea try just one bottle.
Itegulnr size 76 cent. Sold by all
Druget in America.
To Our Frltndt and PatrtM.
We take thia method of thanking
our friend for liberal patronage thua
far beatowed, and reminding thoie
irho arn allll In arreata that wo are
about to close out our buiineta. We
have oiitatnuding debta that muit be
paid to do to, we muit hate money.
All knowing thetnaetvea indebted to
ui are earueatly requeued totettle up
on or beore May Ut. All uniettled
claim bo will placed In the hand of an
officer for collection after that date.
Very respectfully your,
John Mounor Co.
Auburn, Mo., March 6, 1878
fly If you want Potter,
y If yon want Envelop,
(ry If you want Bill Head,
fisf If you want Statement,
If you want Box Label,
(RP If you want Note Head.
k9 If you want Show Carda.
II you want Juaticea uiatiKt,
If you want Auction Bill.
If you want Calling Carda,
If you want Buiineta Carda
' If you want Programme,
' If you want Letter Head,
' II you want Bank Cheoka.
jy li you wtnt Shipping Tagt,
AST ( J'uu wi,ni Ball Ticket.
ftST If you wnat Wedding Card,
If you want Invitation Carda,
fry If you want Bushiest Wrapper,
jfy If you want Patnpblet Printed,
fST K Votl w'nt Job Prl,,tl" ol
y description, 'ilono la a moit satis
asttorr manner, toucan satisfy your
Vntt ly calling ut or addretiing the
YtT Uerad, Troy, Mo.,
FMfl MHM MK VAUIY.
TNI OLD BACHKLOItS.
There ware two eld bachelor lived all aloat,
la a little old keute they catM thetrdwa
Their houtelt juat at tbeleot o'tba hill,
Oa 'tether aide the emk-Jut thit aide the
Oaa lauaaied fetM.tba othefaaaaed Lubj,
And between tbtaiMlve theyhava loU o
Thtaa bachelor from baehlag don't refrain,
Far they ued to be bachelor down at tbo
Their honia I lot kept according A rule-
Far chain, two nail keg and a turea-iegg eu
The ladle never vlilt theae.bacheloraatall,
Four Udla don't go to a lchelor't hall.
So they are not bothered with company
A a Mgn on the door read, "No admittance
They like to tip the fantattlc toe,
And to ull dance they're certain to go ;
They went to a dahee one made quite a
U fell lu a gutter and ran on to a ttake.
When he got up to himself he aald,
"Tlili ttake ha nearly broken my head !"
Then again to himself he a heard to say,
I wish I never bad getten tat way ;
It has given me quite an ugl) bruise,
Also torn my coat and sullad my shoes."
When he lookod In a ml-ror and saw him
Wood was streaming from hit nose to hi
When ttiese two bachelors retired to bed.
One to the other Insinuatingly said.
Thinking, of course, he was cutting a flirt,
Bay he, "Partner, you'd better take off
For fear you might soil the bed clothes
With your dirty shirt and bloody nose."
So he was taking it off with all his might,
When the first old bachelor olewoutthe
He tore the shirt from over bis head-
Threw It on a chair, then leap'd In bed.
lie covered up with all the clothes,
And was heard to murmur. "Oh, my nose !'
The bed was some softer than lying on
All night these old bachelors kept 'sawing
Next morning through field and over the
Thcso bachelor struck out for Robertson'
And soon they arrived at The Bachelors'
Hall, 1 '
And shortly recovered from the effect of
I don't care If this poetry Isn't liked by all
'Im just describing the style at Bachelors'
ITEMS FROM CUIVRE.
Eld. W. Y. Luck la visiting friend
in the neighborhood ol Fairvlew.
Hit health la much Improved, but
he la obliged to avoid excitement and
mental labor, aa he ia conttantly
threatened with apoplexy He la al
most blind, and says that at timet he
hat but little control of hit nieiUa
faculties; yet the tame unbounded
seal charalerisei every aerinon and
every covertation In whicli ho en
gaget. He hat many ardent Irlendt
in thlt community, who deeply ym-
fjlthlzft with lilin In liU nfflirllim.
Latt Thunday, .Dentin Yater care
lettly drove Into Wett Culvre. Fint
thing he knew hiahorte was In swim
tiling water. Being taken ao much
by aurprite, he attempted to turn hit
hone and retrace hit itept, thut
throwing hone and buggy all In a
pile. The hone wat drowned, and
with difficulty the Doctor reached the
other thore, leaving in the turbid
waters all Ida money, bit valiae, con
talning an amount or UHlnlthed
work, hit cue of liittrumenta and
buggy. The buggy and Instrument!
were alterwardt found. We Imagine
the next time the Doctor wanla to
crott Cuivre, be will look before be
drlvfea In. t
We are making an effort to have
mall at thlt office twice a week. If
we can have the route changed to at
lo come to Maokvtlle. and we get our
mail from there Inttead of from Troy,
we ean have two mailt per week, lu
ttead of one, at the time eott and a
very great gain to thlt community.
Weather cool and cloudy ; rather
unfavorable for planting corn.
Oata coming up nicely..
Wheat never looked better in tbla
community at thlt totton of the year.
Grate making a vigorous start.
Gardens all planted
Yards, orchards and woods all fra
grant with flowers, and the sweet
idusIo of merry, hsppy birds floats
upon every brtete.
Numerous little chickens ehlrp
about, every epttage or cabin door;
But the most remarkable of all t
Mr. Alex. Mudd has new potatoes
(this year's growth) good.s.xe for U
ble ute. Who ean beat that ?
April 8, 1878.
The dwelling house of II. Hammer
at Motcow was consumed by Are nn
Sunday night, the 7th lust., between
twelve and one o'clock. The entire
rintlly was abtent from homo, come
quontly It cannot be deflultely ascer
tained whether the origin of the Are
waa due lo an accident or the foul
work of an Incendiary. Mr. Ham.
mer waa so fortunate as lo have hi
home covered by Insurance lo the
amount of twelve or fifteen hundred
Wo will pay St. Lout quotation
for Wool. WnoLFoTiK HAND.
A Netajh Retort.
In the city ol Halifax there dwelt a
lawyer, crafty, u title and cute aa a
fox. An Indian of the Miami tribe,
named Slmnn.owed him aome monoy.
I hn Door red man brought the money
to hi creditor and waited, expecting
the lawyer lo write him a receipt.
"What are you waiting for V said
"Itecetpt," aald the innian.
"A receipt." said tho lawyer, "re
ceipl I What do you know about a
receipt ? Can you understand the
nature of a receipt ' Tell me the ute
of one and I will give It to you,
The Indian looked at lilni a mo.
tfient, and then aald :
"S'pose may be me die; I'm gone
to heben ; me And gate locked ; me
see the 'Pnalle Peter ; he aay, 'Simon,
what do you wan't ?' 'Mo want lo gel
in.' He aay, 'You pay Mr. J. dat
money?' What me do? I hab no
receipt ; hab lo bunt all ober hell to
Ilo got a receipt. Chicaqo Tri
A PHYSICIAN'S TESTIMONY.
80 Years a PhytlolM. 12 Years a Suf
ferer. Tried Regelsr Remedies.
Tried talent Medlolnee. Per
mantntly eured by
SANFORD'S RADICAL CURE.
ill prUfit madleln lor thirty nan, snd hsva
betn intrtrtr mrMir for twelve rtars with ca
I .rrh In tlia nuarBtMtf-'a.rsaeca a4 larrni 1
Into uMd rythlM lalhs naUrta mM with,
out anr MrntMni rtllff.nnttl Anttl 1 wasladseaa
to trr tptuotmtdlela (somtUttan that v alio.
rathftta art wrr loin to do). I Fried. and
direr, others until I got hold ofjroor. IMInwed
tho dlmtlona to tha Uttar.and m hasnr to aar
CtTKR It eartalnlr h enmhlnatlon for tha
gore or that most unpleasant and dangtroa o
n j""nTwPofB?yrjt.T... m
Of Dr. D.'yv. G'fir Son, PhTtlelaia ant
. Drngtut. v. eUaa,Iowa.
Unektm, Iowa. Mireli 71, tt.
Afe-ljona of thor-e. Ear. Throat, Laats a4
Bronchial Tube, wlilrh In inanrcaaea acexmpan
tutd eonditlpn of tho. mncona menbrana la tha
eaua or all the tronbltai ami until tha ,rtm
Sf St'B.V.,,?"lHAri,Brt?B,l:" ,h InSianee ol
tho RADICAL cuhk. perfect rrutdom (ronUiaai
.,!tlht thrto rears flnro BAXrOHDH RAST
CAt CUHR was pieced before tUa oubllr. hn In
that abort time It Eh found ita war from Maine to
vaiirornia. ana. is -eriwher acknowledfed br
drut (tela and phralrlani to be tha moat eneeeasrnl
S reparation for tbaUioroarh treatment of Catarrh
rer eonponnded. Tha fact will be deemeToi
Dient that within flye lesra over dlfeireat
nmortejire when It la enoila.l wlih tha aaata.
su,. univ. tun ranjrar powae aeooonaeo tpteina
WKKRa POTTKn. General Aftnt and Whole
sale Druwlu. Boaton. Mmt. "v.
13 SIMPLY WONDERFUL.
1 consider CoLLtsa' Toiri
raaeTaa ibe best plaster lever
lt haedone a Iwy ntore mint
than ill other'nsdlelnaa. Ho
bow (oea to traool, for Ue trH
eaae an ton
auaa, Jjia OcrrtaiB.
Aeeept a thanka for (ha
erierd rrom tha two cot
COLLINS' VOLTAIC PLASTER
..mnn.ivrv.iwiH uitTs veenpiscea on
cannoi be reealled br lheeeliifoed drrlirtel;
Adrcrliln rear aneeaed In foielaa n fewlliea.
Each raettatj of SAKTORD'a nATItCAt CDR1
wyumafiranfOTd-a Improrrq Tlnballnf ftb?
with fall .cTlrwtlosa for I naa In alfeaaeaT Price
deateretbroaaiiontthe United tatnejifrciiiadaa:
IIIK tbeoneUot well. 1
tare tie beat nlastars. no do
latt world; a.aM0l
H. H. & J. W. HIGGINBOTHAM,
THE ORIGINAL ONE PRICE HOUSE OF LINCOLN CO.
TP ORIfilNiL LOW PRICE HOUSE OF LINCOLN CO.
Look at the Following Bargains :
Heavy and Bleached Domestics as
low as any man or set of men
20 yds best Calico, best brands and
choicest styles, for 91
144 Buttons for octs
Coats Spool Cotten 5cts
All Linen Handkerchiefs, "warrant
ALL FDR CASH OR
1 Doz Ladies' Ruches for 25 cts
Best Needles, "Millwards," 6o paper
Mice India Panama Hats for 10 tt 15o
WE THROW IN THREAD, BUTTONS, HOOKS AND EYES.
All of our Goods are New end Fresh, bought exclu
sively for Cash. Don't beliave what you are
told; come and see for yourself.
Best Stoneware lOo nor irallon
A lbs Choice Coffeo for (1
3 1-2 lbs O. G. .Java Coffee for SI
12 lbs N. O. Sugar for $1
4 lbs Soda for 25cts
4 lbs Starch for 25cts
14 lbs Choice S. Carolina Rice 2ficts
Ask your merchant to dance to these prices, and see if
he don't kick and ay, "shoddy and inferiot goods? Come
or send and see for yout selves, is all we ask. Bring your
Produce and Money along, and if toe don't save you money
and give you better goods than you get elsewhere, don t
come any more.
Best Burkle Plow Shoes $1.50
Good Full Stock H'vy Shoes $1.25
Nice Kid Shoes $1.50
High Cut Serge Shoes 85cts
We Have ho many Bargain we can,"
not enumerate them here Come and
see us, ana examine our Goods ana
Prices. Jo trouble to show them
We are closing our entire stock of Clothing out at
Cost, and will give Speoia! Bargains.
Hardware, Queenttwaro, Tinware. Patent 1TI eilicinen,
Etc. Can supply your want in nearly everythina;
Ihat can be lbiind outtilde of Hi. Louis.
Returning thanks for past favors, we respectfully ask a
continuance, promising that we shall do all in our power
lo merit the patronage and confidence of all with whom
we deal. Respectfully,
H. H. e 9. W. HIGGINBOTHAM.
SAVE YOUR MONEY!
Buying Staple and Fancy Groceries
A. B. ELLIS,
WHO IS SEWING ONLY for GASH
And thereby mikes every man pay for just what, he gets,
and as he has no bad debts, he can and will sell you Gro
ceries for LESS MONEY than any othet house in Ttoy
or Lincoln county. All he asks is for you to call and ex
amine his stock before buying elsewhere.
In connection with his Grocety House he has
And hvaing the best baker in the state, can get up PIES,
CAKES, BREADS and SUPPERS on the
Most Reasonable Terms,
NOW lis THE TIME
FOR MERCHANTS TO ADVERTISE
Q-THEm SPRING GOODS'
ed,'' for 5 cents ,
Hemmed Handkerchiefs for Sft
4 good Towels for 26cts
Fine Towels, worth 450c, for 25cts
Plain & Figured Piques lOo per yd
Ladies' Silk Bows loo each
do do Hankkerchiefs 25c each
Rubber Bound Combs for 5cts
Big Cake Toilet Soap for Sets
H'vy Leather Stayed Overalls for 50o
Golden Syrup 50c per gallon
3 Cans Best Full-weight Oysters 25o
Nails cheaper than anybody
Best Vinegar 25c per gallon
do Black Popper 25c per pound
do Axle Grease 10c per box
Copperas 5c per pound
Full Stk Fine Calf Boots $3
Finest stock of Custom and Homo
mado Boots & Shoes in tho county