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Some New Arithmetic.
Detroit Free Press.
Jt is twenty-six rods from Smith's house
to the saloon where he takes a nip six
morning per week. In fifteen years how
fur has he walked?
If a college student tears down two signs,
upsets four ash barrels, rips up five rods of
sidewalk, breaks the windows and mashes
the Professor of Latin all in one week, how
would a charge of bird-shoe effect his
sacred constitution the following Monday
night when girdling shadetrees ?
A wise Arabian, who had $13 i.) his
vest pocket, wanted to divide it among
five beggars so as to give each one $3.
How did he proceed? This is the one
that always kept the boy after school and
gets his jacket dusted.
How many boys three feet tall will it
take to climb over a vail five feet high and
carry off half a bushel of harvest apples?
This must be figured bv the rule of three
two boys and the old man's dog.
During" a courtship of three years a
young man writes his girl 472 love letters,
calls her an angel 1,481 times, accompanies
her to twenty-eight and seventy-two
singing schools, and then walks off
on his ear and marries a widow with six
children. Find how much the girl loses,
providing she lights on the right kind of a
lawyer to move a jury.
A peasant who had half a cord of wood
at his door desired his live sons to saw it
up in such ratio that the eldest should
saw three-sevenths and the youngest one-sixth.
How did they divide the wood?
Key: For the teacher only : They let the
old man saw it, of course.
The average woman speaks 1412 words
per minute. In a conversation lasting
sixteen minutes a servant girl witlJierear
at the key-hole catches 350 words. How
many does she miss, and how did she get.
that black eye ?
If it takes a boy 12 yea is of age twenty-two
minutes to bring in six small sticks of
wood, how long ".'ill it take him to walk a
mile and a half to see a circus procession ?
A fond husband hands his wife $20 with
which to purchase a spring bonnet and
Trell, we do i't remember the 'rest of it.
He probably died soon after handing over
She money, or sTie discovered that the
iwenty was a counterfeit, or something or
other happened to cut the thing short.
Come to think of ita fond husband bought
himself a $50 overcoat and gave his wife
twelve shillings to get her fall hat clap-boarded
over for winter, and she thanked
hi in kindly, and he smiled lovingly, and
the mother-in-law went and hanged herself
in the woodhouse.
A Son of Texas.
" I low is your son coming on ?"
" Oil I am having a power of trouble
" What's the matter now ?"
" Well, you know I couldn't send him
to school, because, thanks to Gov. Roberts,
there are no free schools, and I could
not afford to send him to a private school."
"Yes, I know that is so."
u Well, I sent him away from Galveston
out to the frontier, and as luck would have
it, he was convicted of horse stealing, and
got five years in the penitentiary."
" That was bad."
" No. it wasn't for you see at the penitentiary
he could learn a trade and become
a useful citizen."
' Well, that's good."
" No, it isn't for Gov. Roberts, has pardoned
him on account of his youth and
Rebecca King is very ill at present.
Sickness is still prevalent in this vicinity.
Will. Darnell has completed his dwelling,
which he will soon occupy.
Q,nlte nn interesting sermon by Rev. Wood,
was appreciated by a farge audience Sunday.
Why was It that young gent took a certain
lady but half way on Saturday eve? Echo answers
Miss WicofTH spring school opened April 3d.
Her pupils were glad to welcome her again.
Miss Kate Ellis, of Adams county, O., is the
guest of her friend. Miss Annie Hamuli.
We have no wedding to report this week as
onr vicinity contains hut Jew young ladles and
"O, those bashful bovs." Buttkkfly.
A remarkable rough diamond has been
lately brought into' England from India.
It is a pure blue-white stone, weighing
carats, in form nearly a drop,
and when cut and polished would beabout
the size of the Sancy diamond. The surface
is slightly indented, but there are no
marks of cleavage. The value of this
precious stone is estimated at $175,000.
Kentucky Central R. R
TIM MOST DESIRABLE JRGV1E TO
ONLY LINE Ji UNN1JXG
PEEE PARLOR CARS.
LEXINGTON AND CINCINNATI
Tjme table iu elfect March 31, 1881.
Leave Lexington 7:80 a. m. 2M5 p. m.
Leave Mnysville 5:45 a. in. 12:30 p.m.
Leave Paris ::0 a. m. 3:05 p. in.
Leave Cynthiana 8:55 a.m. 3:40p.m.
Leave Falmouth 10:00 a. in. p. m.
Arr. Cincinnati 11:45 a. m. 0:30 p. m.
Leave Lexington 4:35 p. m.
Arrive Mnysville. 8:15 p. m.
Free Parlor Car leave Lexington at. ..2:15 p. m.
Free Parlor Car leave Cincinnati at. ..2:00 p. m.
Close connection made" in Cinclnnati'lorali
points North, East and West. Special rates to
emigrants. Ask the agent at the above named
places lor a time folder of" Blue Grass Route."
Hound trip tickets lrom Maysviile and Lexington
to Cincinnati sold at reduced rates.
For rates an household goods and Western
tickets address W. C. SADDLER,
Agt., Maysviile. Ivy.
C. L. BROWN.
Gcn'l Pass, and Freight Agt.
Covington, Fleiuiugslmrg and Pound Gap
Connecting with Trains on K. C. R. R.
Leave Fi,eminushuug for Johnson Station:
5:45 a. in. Cincinnati Express.
i:13 a. m Maysviile Accommodation.
3:25 p, in. Lexington.
7:02 p. m. Mnysville Express.
Leave Johnson Station lor Flemingsburg on
the arrival of Trains on the K. C. K. R.:
6:23 a. m. 1:00 p. m.
9:48 a. m. " :37 p. in.
For ltinlcy. Dover, Ilijurinsnort,
I'hilo, Foster, Moscow, Sew
Iticlunoml ami Cincinnati.
MORNING MAIIj E. S. Mokgan, Master
F. A. BitYbox and Ronv McCail, Clerks.
A SCTk i
Leaving Maysviile at 11:30
l ,1 a. m. Arriving at Cincinnati
at o p. m.
Ciiiciminli, Wheeling and Pillslmrg.
DAILY 5 P. M., PACKET LINE.
J.N. Williamson, Sup't, Olllce 4 Pub. Lan'g.
Monday SCOTIA F. Marntta.
Tuesday St. LAWRENCE-Wm. List.
Wed'y KAT IE STOCKDALE.-Calhoon.
Thursday HUDSON Snnford.
Friday ANDES-C. Muhleman.
Sat'y EMMA GRAHAM II. Knowles.
Freight received on McCoy's
wharfboat. foot Main
st... nt nil hours. J. Shearen
&. Co.,Roase & Mosset, Agents.
Cincinnati, lortsmmitli. Rig Handy A
Pomeroy Packet Company.
John Kyle, Pies. II. E. Gkeenk, Sec.
L. GiiKNN, l'ruas. W. P. Walker, Jr., Agent.
C. and O. R. R. Packet von Huntington.
FLEETWOOD-Daily, i P.
For Pomeroy and All Way Landings.
OHIO Mondays, Thursdays, 5 P. M.
TELEGRAPH Tuesdays, Fiidays, 5 P. M.
POTOMAC Wednesdays, Saturdays, 5 P. M.
Portsmouth, all Mail and Way Landings.
BONANZA. Tues'ys, Thurs'ys. Satur'ys, 12 M.
Maysviile, All Mail and Way Landings.
MORNING MAIL Dally. Leave Cincinnati
7 A. M. Maysviile. 3 P. M.
Freight received on wharf- A n
boat, loot ot Broadway, u.
M. HOLLO WAY,
Vanccbiirgr, Maysviile ant! Cincinnati
W. P. THOMPSON 11. L. Rkdukx, Capt.
Moss Taylor, Purser.
H. Redden and A. O. Mok.se, Clerks,
Leaves vancoourg sunuays,
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Leaves Cincinnati Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays. For Height or pas-sage
apply on board.
Vancetmric Homo, Concord. ManchcN
tor ami Maj'svillc Daily Packet,
HANDY Bhuce Redden, Capt.
R. L. RnuoK, Clerk.
Loves vanceburg dally at
1 rniwwl Leaves Maysviile at 1:30 n. m
Goes- to Ripley Mondays, Wednesdays and
Friday. Connects at Manchester with stage
or West Union. For freight or passage apply
"SAMUEL J. DAUGHERTY,
Second St Opposite Myall & Riley's,
Freestone Pavements and all kinds of Building
Stone on hand. Having had an experience
of thirty-two years in the business, I offer my
services to the public, confident of rendering
Ventilated Egg Case.
Patented February 15, 1881.
Indispexisible to Merchants Shippers
The outside finmeof this rarrlerconlnlns five
trays, held in place by fasteners at end of case,
as seen in cut. These Trays nre constructed in
reversible halves. The above cut shows one
whole tray 11 lied lendy to be placed in case, each
egg resting In its cardboaid socket in such a
manner as to be readily counted, candled, or
transferred from tray to tray, or ease to case,
For cold storage this case will store 60 dozen
with racks made to receive the half trays, hence
this Is the cheapest storage case manufactured,
saving largely In space.
The manner ol holding the eggs on eiVl pre-vents
oscillation, addling, or breuage, and adds
greatly to their freshness when carried long in
storage. Size of 30 dozen No. 1 cases
weighs 20 pounds.
PRICES IN CHICAGO.
Ship iter's No. I, :$ Ioz. C'a.sc Willi Fillers
complete - S5CCIltS.
Farmer's No. I, 18 Iosr.. Case with Fillers
complete, 55 Cents.
CnrduoarU Fillers for
lf percent, discount on lots oHOO cuse.
Ilatclielticr's .' Tester, t slilipr loz.
at once, saves to un.vcrs many
times its eosL each reason.
By special arrangements made by
ot this case most Railroads will receive
them as fourth class'freight
The 18 dozen case made especially for Farmers'
use, sent to any address by express, with
out nailing, with full directions lor setting up,
on receipt of 50 cents. Every Fanner and consumer
should have one ol these cases, it will
save its cost every month. Agents wunted in
every county. Address,
J. H. BATCHELDER,
(In ordering mention this paper.)
(i9 South Water St., Chicago.
We have reopened our Feed Store on
Market Street one door above the Red Corner
Clothing Store and have on hand au entirely
new stock of
We have also Seed Potatoes, Onion Setts,
Greenhouse and Bedding Plants, Fruit and Ornamental
Trees and Cabbage, Tomato and
Sweet Potato Plants of nil varieties In season,
Also a full stock ol Florists' Goods of nil kinds
nt wholesale or retail.
made to order at short notice.
12Hmdaw C. P. RICH & BRO.
rEstEttalisliecl isa. 1829.
STOVE and TIN Store
C. H. FRANK & CO.,
5 W. Second street, - MAYSVILLE, Ky,,
as successors to Jos. Frank it Son.,
Would respectfully slate they are receiving
and will keep n full supply of Wood and Coal
Cooking Stoves combined of most modern
of all kind on hnnd with n full line of Grafts.
Holloware, Stonewnre, Tin, Japanned, Wood
and Willowware, which we ofl'or such inducements
that cannot fall to please. We ask the
public to call and examine our stock and see
for themselves. Particular attention paid to
Job work. 5 west Second street, below Sutton,
mart C. H. FRANK & CO.
CCn week in your own town. Terms nnd
h?UU$5 outfit freo. Address H. HallkttA Co.,
Portland, Maine. mnr231y
CITY AND COUNTY MKECTOKY. ,
, Courts Circuit Conrl.
Judge A. E.Cole.
Commonwealth's Attorney T. A. Curn
Clerk-B. D. Parry.
Dpniitipw J Dan Perrine.
Jailer Ed. Gault.
Tuesday after second Monday in January
April, July and October in each year.
Judge-Q. S. Wall.
County Attorney .1. L. Whitaker.,
Clork-W. W. Ball.
Second Monday ol each month.
Tuesday after second Monday in Mnrch,June
September nnd December In each year.
Mnysville, No. 1. W. IT. Pollock and J. I,
Grant, hist sjmd third Tuesdays in March, June
Maysviile, No. 2. Win. Pepper nnd W. J
Holt.on, first Saturday nnd iourth Tuesday
Dover, No. . A. A. Gibbon nnd A. F. Dobyns
first, nnd third Wednesday, same month.
Minerva, No. -i-O. N. Weaver nnd J. H. Watson,
first ancUthird Tuesdnys, same months.
Gennantown, No.fi S. F. Pollock and James
Feyon, first and third Saturdays, same months.
No. G-J. M. Ball and J. W. Tlltou,
second and fourth Saturdays, same months.
Mayslick, No. 7-0. W. Williams nnd J. D
Raymond, second and fourth Fridays, same
Lewisburg, No. 8-J. M. Alexander and
Abner Hord, second and fourth Thursdays,
Orangeburg, No. 9 W. D. Coryell and W.J.
Tully. first Sal ui day and last Monday, same
Washington, No. 10 John Ryan nnd Jame.s
Smlthers, fouith Tuesday and third Wednesday,
Murphysvillc, No. 11 Lewis Jefferson and
E. Li. Gault, iourth Monday and third Thursday,
Fern. Leaf, No. 12-S. E. Mast in and J. B.
Burgess, second and fourth Saturdays, same
Maysviile, No. 1 J. P. Wallace.
Maysviile, No. J-W. L. Moran.
Dover, H. McMillan.
Minerva, No. 1 James Runyon.
Gennantown, No. 5 Isaac Woodward.
Sardis, No. A. Collins.
Mayslick, No. 7 Thomas Murphy.
Lewisburg, No. 8 S. M. Strode.
Orangeburg, No. 5)- Thomas Hise.
Washington, No. 10 James Gault.
Murphysville. No. 11 W. R. Prather
Fern Leaf, No. 12 B. W. Wood.
Kocicty JWeetiiifss Itlo.sonic.
Confidence Lodge, No. 52, first Monday ol
Mnson Lodge, No. 342, third Monday of each
Maysviile, Chapter, No. 9, second Monday of
Maysviile Commaudery, No. 10, fourth Monday
of each month.
I. O. O. F.
Pis-gall Encampment, No. J), second and
fourth Mondays in each months at 7 o'clock.
DeKalb Lodge, No. 12, Tuesday night, each
week, nt7 o'clock.
Ringgold. No. 27, Wednesday night, each
week ,nt 7 o'clock.
K. of 1
Limestone Lodge, No. 36, Friday night of
I. O. W. Bf.
Wednesday night each w.eek, at their hnll on
Sodality B. V. M.
Second and fourth Sundays in each month)
nt their hnll on Limestone street.
Father Maflicw T. A. S.
First Sunday in eacli month, at their hall on
St. Patrick's Benevolent Kocicty.
Second Sunday in each month, at their ha
CiprHr Makers' Union.
First Tuesday night in each month.
Monday night ol ench week.
K. C. R. R.. an Ives at 0;30 a. m. and 8:15 p. m
Departs at 5:15 a. m, and 12 in.
Bonanza, down Monday. Wednesday and
Fridays at 0 p. m. Up Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday at b p. in.
The Board oti Council meets the first Thursday
evening in each month.
Mayor Horace January.
President L. Ed. Pearco.
First Ward-Fred. Bendel, E. D Nute, L.Ed,
Second Ward Dr. G. "W. Martin, Thomas J
Chonoweth, M. 0. Hutchlns.
Third Ward Matt. Pearce, Richard Dawson
Fourth Waid-Dr. J. P. Phister, B. A.
John W. Alexander.
Fifth Ward-Win. J3. Mathews James Hall
Ed waul Myall.
Treasurer and Collector E. E. Pearce.
Clerk Harry Taylor.
Marshal-E. W. Fitzgerald.
Deputies, j Wm rjawsoii.
Wharfmaster Robert Flcklin.
Wood nnd Coal Inspector Peter Parker.
Market innstor M. T. Cockerlll.
City Physician Dr. J.T. Strode.
Keeper of Alms House Mrs. S. Mills.
Ci Si. WOKTIIINGTO.V,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFFI CE CO UJR T STJREET,
march 11, 1880.