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IIUMOI&'Olf'TIIE.DAY.
D6E8 a mftU break iuto'huraor when
lie omoks a joke?
. It is no longer a matter of pride to
Lave a high forehead. A cow has that,
uhd she is very
'.In union there is strength.. "Poor
Tom's a eo'd," bat Tom and Jerry's hot.
Huston Commercial Jiulletin.
Tun beat description we huvo ever
heard of a slow man was that he was too
Blow to get but of his awn way. Lowell
Courier.
When? the washerwoman calls for a
young mail's linen, does that) make her
ix shirt callet ? Neekst. 6'leubcnvllle
Jte raid.
"Money makes my ma go," said little
Skeesitiks whvn his mother, armed with
a $20 greenback, left for a down-town
shopping tour.
JDnuuieii: Are plants in a sleeping
rooin unhealthy? Jot necessarily. Wo've
oen some very healthy plants growing
in sleeping rooms.
' Don't you think that Miss Brown is
a very sweet girl V" asked JEfenry. 'Oh,
yes, very sweet," replied Jane; that iB
to say, she is well preserved. "
'Ake yd.u dead, Tim?" said au Irish
father to his son, who had fallen down a
well. "Not dead, father, trat spache
less," came up from the depths.
No woman J'er contented is,
Ho matter wlmt Mic'b got;
For when blio buihta a little, home
bhe ulwuys wuntB u loi.
Ijaa.fi iick licpublican.
"It is poor taste to luiigh tit; your own
jokes," said Funderson ; "something I
never do, through I-do say it." "Does
anybody else over laugn at them?'
a3ked Fogg.
A Brooklyn man has just found his
nister from whom he has been separated
fifty years. She was the cook in his
boarding house, and lie recognised the
style of her hash.
"Havr you auy faith in mince pie as
& cure for headache ? ' asked one young
married lady of another. "Yes," was
the reply, "bring out your mince pie.
I get headaches regularly."
When Brown complained of a rush oi
blood to the head Fogg endeavored to
earn his mind by reminding him. that
nature abhors a vacuum, and Brown's
blood rushed to his head worse than
ever.
"Man and wife are all one, are they?"
aid she. "Yes; what of it?" said he
auspiciously. "Why, in that case,"
said his wife, "I came home awfully
tipsy h'st night and feel terribly ashamed
vl myself this morning." He never said
& word.
At a young ladies' seminary recently,
during an examination in history, one of
the pupils was interrogated thus:
" Mary, did Martin Luther die a natural
death V" ' No," was the reply; "he was
excommunicated by a bull.' Jarvard
Lampoon,
Littlk Editie was terribly sleepy the
other night. iSho began her customary
prayer upon retiring, but when she got
as far as "Our leather," her eyes closed
and her head tumbled on to the pillow.
"I tan't tay it to-night," she said, "I'm
too s'eepy. He knows the yest of it"
A leotuiiek was ouce in n dilemma
which he will probably never forget.
"Whilo talking about art he ventured the
assertion, "Art can never improve nature."
And at that moment someone
in the audience cried out iu a gruff voice,
"Can't he? Well, then, how do you
think you would look without your wig?"
"Memoky is a wonderful thing," said
Jack Miller to his friend Dan Watte.
"Just think of what a fellow's head can
hold! It's gigantic,' sir gigantic! '
Watts "I have often heard your frionds
ayyou have a very line memory, .luck,"
'Miller (flattered; " Well, that's very
kind. Yes, 1 have a pretty good memory. "
Watts "Do you think you can recall
the ten dollars 1 lent you three years
ago?'
" A Vermont man "who set i trap to
cutch a riiink. hai already ciiptured
seventeen polecats, a coon unci Ins own
dog in it, ana still persists in hin designa
upon the mink. Some men don't know
when 'they're liclted. '..'
Mawatie GriuTHTiNH Nilsson'a "ftworite
is shooting.
march 11, 1880.
Down They Go.
M-.i. 3"
Meaning the price's of job printing. The
following low rates will hereafter rule at
the Bulletin Job Printing Rooms. They
are the lowest ever offered in this city by
any printing establishment. The redaction
does not mean careless printing and
inferior stock, but on the contrary first-class
press-work and composition and the
best quality of material :
l!ill Mends per tc.nm $8 6
Iseifer itfendN per renin 4 50
FneWet Note Heads per ream 3 0
Commercial Note HenilM per ream 2 75
Envelopes per Ihousnml 3 00
Viilin;r Cnrdn, fifty 5c
And other printing at proportionately
low prices.
G
AHlUSTT . WALL,
A T T O 11 N E y
AT lAW
nnd County Judge,
Office in Court Housk, MAYSVILLE, KY
Will practice In Circuit. Courts of Mason and
adjoining Counties and Court of Appeals.
July 12,-1
pUONS&SALLEE.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
And Examiner for JInhOii County,
MAYSVILLE, KY.,
Will practiceln thecourts of Mason and adjoin
ng counties. Special attention given to the col
ection of claims. Remittances made promptly
umce inmt street near loui mouse, jujyjo
"
F. majckii.
A TTORKK Y-AT-X A W,
Examiner or Allison County nnd RcjiI Estate,
and insurance Agent. Special attention given
to collections. Olllce Court street, Maysville,
Ky. n24
P Jj. WOKTIIINGTOX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFFICE CO UJi T STREET,
MAYSV1IJLE. KY.
It.U. H. 5l66reK,DcHiist.
FULL SET OF TEETH $10.
yi iEETH drawn by 8PR.A Y. Of-
J. flee old stand, Second street'. -
mny2(My.
ril II. X, SMITH.
DENTIST.
COURT HTJSET, - MAYSVILLE, iT,
Gas used in the extraction of teeth
dl
J. T. CASSID Y. F. M . YOUNG
CASSIDY & YOUNG,
Wholesale and Retail
GROCERS,
Produce and Commission Merchants.19 Market
Street, (B. P.Thomus & Co.'s old stand.)
Ky. Dealers in all kinds of Fiii rwi
Garden Seeds, Flour, Fruits, Potatoes, Bacon
and Ltird, pure Liquors ot all kind, Canned
Goods a specialty. Highest market price paid
iriuici ju cuHii ur iniutt lor au uinus or count
Pioduce. Consignments solicited. 1281
PIANO MANUFACTURER
Front St., 4 rodrs wcMt f Hill Heoae
Grand, Upright and Square Pianos, also the
best make of OrgautJ at lowest manufacturers
prices; Tuning ahd fir-pulling. nj.7
UwU.i i.ii1i..tMI,li.iui.i...l.ll.H...Ii m '" '
Vnricebrirft Rome, Concord. Wnnehew
ter arid Mnyrivillc Daily Frteket,
HANDY ......Bkitcb RiciMWN.Gfipt.
Rf.Jj.Rk'uOE, Clerk.
A sTfErL n Loves Vnncetmrc daily at
taWftO oo761ock a.m. for Maysville.
JSBHHHWfrLeUVes MhysvlUe at t;80 p. m
Goes to Hipley Mondays. Wednesdays and
Friday. C6unects at MaTich ester with Stage
for W est Union. For freight or. passage 'apply
on b'oard.
CHINA, GLASS and QUEEKSWARE
at a small margin above COST. 1 Have Just received
a large stock of new goods' Jrom New
York and Europe, which I propose to sell out
at a very jsniall margin above cost.
KNIVES MID FORKS,
POCKET KNIVES.
Clocks arid Silverware a specialty.
G. A. McCAUTJiEY, China Depot,
No. SO Second Street.
Union Insurance Co.
OF PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Incorporated ISM. Cnsh capital, $500,000.
M.F: MARSH, Agent,
d9 No. 12Court8trtet.
J. R. SOUSLEY,
Architect, Contractor and Builder.
T7STJMATEB inrnished and ull'woik war-
JOj ranted. Shop vn Fouith Street between
Maiket and Limesione.
c fl A U'R Br p Bi E I rls
Ail l CI Pi
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
CAPITAL STOCK $210000.
J A M ES il . M ITCH KllL, 'J H 0 J A S "VELI.S
Pkesidknt. CAfrirrKH.
sept2.
JdAysviLL'E,KY
BURGESS & NOLINj
Wholesale and Retail Dealerfc in
Dry Goods, Notions, &c
ENTERPRISE BLOCK,
n u'25 1 y . JJA YS VJLLE.
' $fiRa week m your own town. Terms and
ry U UfG outfit free. Address H. HAiErr fe Co..
i' ' Portland, Maine. inaraily
JOSEPH F. BRODRICK,
MAYSViLLE, KY-
Fire, Life and Marine.
TSic largest and niost elegant assortment of all grades of
Carpets, Lace Curtains
and UPHOLSTERING GOODS
"Is constantly to be found- at our extensive warerooms. Special attention paid
to non-resident buyers.
Geo. F. Otte Co.,
S.SO 3F,tTOrtilX
CITV AND COUNTY D1KECT0KY.
. i '". '. ' ' ' , i T ' t, tr
ConrfN CircnI4iart.
Judge A. Ifl. Cole. . , .-,,., '"
Commonwealth's Attorne'yT A.' CnrrAu.
JlerkU. D.-Parry.- -
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Deput.es: ''""SS?6- .'
Jailer-Ed. Gault.
Tuestloy after Reeohd Monday in January
April, July and Ootober in each year.-
County Court.
fc. Wall.
County Attorney j. Li. vvnitaKer.
Clerk-W. W. Ball.
Sefcond Monday ol each month.
V
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lrierly Conrt,
Tuesday drter Recohd'Mdnday in' AlnrbhJVifee,.
September and December in each year.
MHRlfrfrates CotrrH. "
Maysvllle, lo. 1. V. H. toilock and J.iX
Grant, tlrstand third Tuesdaynln MarchJune
Septeinborpnd Deeember,
Maysville, No. 2. Wni. Pepper and W.' It.
Holton, flrbt tsaturday and fourth Tuesday
same montlis, .
Dover, Ho. 3 A. AGJbbon and A.lT. Dobyna
first and third Wednesdaj, same month.
Minerva, No. 40. N. Weaver and J. H. Watson,
tlrstand third Tuesdays, same months.
Germnntown, Pollock and James
Fegon, first and third Saturdays, same months.
KardiB, No. G-.T. M. Ball and J. W. Tllton,
second ana lourtn Saturdays, same months.
Mayslick, No. 7 C. W. Williums and J.D
Raymond, second and fourth Fridays, same
months.
Lewlsbnrp, No. 8 J. M. Alexander and
Abner Hortl, second and fourth Thursdays,
same months.
Orangeburg, No. 9 W. D. Coryell and' W.J.
Tully. first Saturday and last Monday, same
months.
Washington, No. 10 John Ryan and Jamea
Smithcrs, fourth Tuesday and third Wednesday,
same months.
Murphysville, No. 11 Lewis Jefferson an
E. It. Gault, fourth Monday and third Thurs
day, same months.
Fern. Leaf, NO. 12-S. E. Mast in and J.'B.
Burgess, second and fourth Saturdays, saint
months.
Constat) leg.
Maysville, No. 1-J. P. Wallace.
Maysville, No. 2 W. L. Moran. . ,, -,-.
Dover, No. 3-W. B. McMillan.
Minerva, No. A James Runyon. -
Germantown, No. 5 Isaac Woodward.
Sard is, No. H J. A. Collins. , .'
Mayslick. No. 7 Thomas Murnhy.
Lewisburg, No. 8 S.M. Strode. - '
Orangeburg, No. 0- Thomas H ise..
Washington. No. Gault.
Murpbysville.No: 11-W. R. Prather
Fern Leaf, No. W. Wood. .
Society Meeiingrw MosomIc.
Confidence Lodge, No. 52, first Monday ol
each month.
Mason Lodge, No. 342, third Monday of eaok
month.
Maysville, Chapter, No. 0, second Monday oi
eacn monMi, ?
Maysville Commandery, No. 10, fourth Monday
of each month. 1
I. O. O. F.
Encampment, No. 9, second and
fourth Mondays in-each months at 7 o'clock.
- DeK&lb Lodge. No. 12, Tuesday night, eaok
week, at 7 o'clock.
Ringgold-. No. 27; Weduefday night, ai
week, at 7 o'clock.
k. or v.
Limestone Lodge, No. 36, Friday night oi
eaohweek, , .
i.'o. w. if.
Wednesday night each week, at their haU ob
Second street.
Sodnlify II. T. M. 7r
Second and fourth Sundays in each monlli
at their hall on Limestone'street.
Fnlker 9fa1kew T. A. S.
First Sunday in each month, at their halloa
Limestone street.
Ht. Pairick's Benevolent Society.
ftecond Sunday in each month, at their' h
on Llmestoncstreet.
CJgnr M nkcr Union.
Fhst Tuesday night in each month.
I.W.CJ.T.
Monday night of each week.
MHIIn.
K. C. R. R.. an Ives at 0:80 a. m. and 8:15p. m
Departs at 5:45 a. m. and 12 m.
Bonanza, down Monuny, Wednesday nnd
Fridays at (5 p. in. Up Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday at 8 p. m.
CITY GOVERNMENT.
The Board of Council meeta the first Thursday
evening in each month.
Mayor Horace January.
COUHCil.
Prcsidfint L, Kd. Pearce.
First Ward-Fred. Beudel, E. D Ntite', lA Ed
Pearce.
Second W. Martin, ThomidB 'J
Oheuoweth.nl. O.HutchinH. '
Third Pearce, Ricliard Dawson
David Hechmger.
Fourth Waid-Dr. J. P. Phjster, B. A.
John W.Alexander.
Fifth Ward-Win. B. Mathews J&raea HaM
Edward Myall.
Treasuior and Collector E. E. l'oarce.
Clerk Harry Taylor.
Marshal--E. W.Fitzgerald.
Denutles i Charles MoAul III. i
ljepuncs. j Wjn jjawKon
WharfmuKter Robert Ficklln. ..
Wood and Coal Inspector-Peter Tarkeri
Marliotmuster M. T. Cockerill.
CitV Phvstfilnii rr. TV . Rl.rArtn. ,K
Keeper of Alms .House Mrs. S.iMUla.
J
IW. GAI.UK A ITU,
Attorrtey and Counsellor atJ Law;
X)DaT BTRBET.
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WuyfcirUki, Jtyi
