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VOLUME 1. MAYSVILLE, FRIDAY EVENING, JUNE 9, 1882. NUMBER 171
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KEY WINDING -WATCHES!.
J. BALLENGFRnt Albert's China Store adjoining
Pearce, Walllngfoid & Co.'s Bank.
J. C. PECOR 5t CO.,
A fresh supply just received.
IKTO OPLj33 SEED,
All this year's purchase. Call and get a catalogue.
WXETDQ w" SHADES
Every style and pattern, as cheap as the cheapest.
Give us a call and examine our stock.
F. H. TRAXEL,
Baker and Confectioner
ICECREAM A SPECIALTY.
The only manufacturer of PURE STICK
CANDY in the city. Orders lor weddings and
parties promptly attended to. myodly
Front Si., 4 doors west of Hill If ouhc
Giand, Upright and Square Pianos, also the
best make of Organs at lowest manufacturers'
pilots; Timlin ai d ht alnrg. nl.7
T, J. CURLETT,
Plumber, Gas and Steam Fitter
dealer in Bath Tubs, Hydrant Pumps, Iron
and Lead Pipe, Globe, Angleand Check Valves,
Rubber Hose and Sewer Pipe. All work warranted
and done "when promised. Second street,
opposite White & Ort's. ap3
We have reopened our Seed Store on
Market Street one door above the Red Corner
Clothing Store and have on hand an entirely
new stock of
We have also Seed Potatoes, Onion Setts,
Greenhouse'and Bedding Plants, Fruit and Ornamental
Trees and Cabbage, Tomato and
Sweet Potato Plants of all varieties In season,
Also a full stock of Florists' Goods of all kinds
at wholesale or retail.
raaue to order at snort notice.
C. P. DIET RICH & BRO.
Manufacturer and Inventor of
Made Double or Single for men or boys. Address
care T. K. Ball & Son,
. Jw- v - t er
w JT". rDEAIEli JfflJ : ,2,
STAPL E AND FANCY
GE O C E R I ES,
Teas,, Tobacco,. Clears, iQueensware,
Glassware? Notions, &c? KJeliesj; price
paid for Country Produce. Goods "delivered to
any part of the city.
Cor. Fourth:, and Plum; Street?,
ap!21yd r MAYSVILLE, KY;
LACE BUNTINGS FOR 10 Cents
worth 20c per yard. Cheap Lawns, India Linens
and Dotted Swiss, Call and see them.
aplByd H. G. SMOOT,
JkCT GD 0 1ST S
For sale by all grocers.
FILES! i'lLES! PILES?
X Sure Cure Found nt.
A sure cure lor blind, bleeding, itching and
ulcerated piles has been discovered by Dr.
William, (an Indian remedy,) called Dr. Williams'
Indian Ointment. A single box has
cured the worst chronic cases of twenty-five or
thirty years standing. No one nted suffer five
minutes after applying this wonderful sooth-1112
medicine, Lotions instruments and
do more harm' than good. Williams'
Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the in
tense Itching, (particularly at. night alter getting
warm in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives instant
and painless relief, and Is preparded only
for piles, Itching of the private parts, ahd nothing
Read what the Hon. J. M. Cofflnberry, of
Cleveland,, says, about, Dr. WHUamJs.,Plle Ointment;
Ahav.e.ivied spores of jpjle cures, and it
affords me pleasure to say that I have never
found anything which gave me such immediate
and permaneut relief os Dr. illlams' In-
For sfjle by?George T. Wood or mailed
cefpt oftprlce, Sl'.l f $ . ? ' H
-. a " v. HENRY &CO.,
G2 Vesey Street, N. Y.
Skin Diseases Cured
By Dr. Fhazikh's Magio Ointment. Cure
as If by magic, pimples, black head or grubs,'
blotches and eruptions on the face, leaving the
skin clear, healthy and beautiful. Also cure3
itch, barberXHch, slheum,.tetter,rlngworm,
scald nipples, sore
lips, old obstinate ulcers and sores, &c.
F. Drake, Esqr, Cleveland, O., suffered beyond
all description from, a kln. disease which appeared
on his hands, head and face and nearly
destroyed his eyes The most careful doctoring
failed to help him, and after all had failed he'
used Dr. Frazier's Magic Ointment and was
cured by a few applications.
The first and positive, cure lor, skin diseases
Sent bv mail on receipt of price, fifty cents
HENRY & CO., Sole Prop'rs,
1)2 vesey street, JN. x.
For blind, bleeding, Itching or ulcerated piles.
Dr. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment Is a sure
cure. Price 81, by mall. For sale by George T.
J)r. Frazier's Root Kilters.
Frazier's Root Bitters are not a dram-shop
whisky beverage, but are strictly medicinal in
every sense. They act strongly upon the liver
and kidneys, keep the bowels open and regular,
make the weak strong, heal the lungs, build
up the nerves and cleanse the blood and system
of every Impurity.
For dizziness, rush of blood to the head
tending to apoplexy, dyspepsia, fever and
ague, dropsy, pimples and blotches, scrofulous
humors and sores, worm, white
swelling, erysipelas, sore eyes and for young
men suffering from weaknessor debility caused
from imprudence, and to females in delicate
health, Frazier's Root Bitters are especially
Dr. Frazler : I have used two bottles of your
Root Bitters IbjtySjsla.'dlzzhiess, weakness
and kidney disease, arid tney.dhi'me moregood
than the doctors and all the medicine I ever
used. From the first dose I took I began to
mend, and I am now in perfect health, and
feel as well as I ever did. I consider your medicine
one of the greatest blessings.
Mrs. M. Maktin, Cleveland, O.
Hold by.CJeorgeT. yood at 81-'per. bottle:
' Jr, HENRY- & CO., Sole Prop'rs,
C2 Vesey Street, N. Y.
Lots of Fun in Kim.
Detroit Free Press.
One of the members of the Methodist
conference held in Detroit was out for a
walk at an early hour one morning and
encountered a strapping big fellow who
was drawing a wagon to a blacksmith
"Catch hold here and help me down to
the shop with this wagon, find I'll buy the
whisky," called the big fellow."
"I never drink," solemnly replied the
"Well, you can take a cigar."
"I never smoke."
The man dropped the wagon tongue,
looked hard at the member and asked :
"Don't you chew?"
" No, sir," was the decided reply.
"You must get mighty lonesome,"
mused the teamster.
"I guess I'm all right ; I feel first rate."
"1 11 bet you even that I can lay you on
your back," said the teamster.
"I never bet," said the clergyman."
"Come now, let's warm up a little."
"I'm in a hurry."
"Well, let's take each other down for
fun, then. You are as big as I am, and
I'll give you the under hold."
" I never have fun," solemnly replied
"Well, I'm going to tackle you anyhow.
Here we go."
The teamster slid up and endeavored to
get a back hold, but he had just commenced
his fin when he was lifted clear
off the grass and slammed against a tree
box with such force that he gasped a half
a dozen times before he could catch his
J'Now, you keep away from me," exclaimed
the minister, picking up his cane.
"Bust me if I don't," replied the teamster,
as he edged off. "What's the use in
you lying and saying you did'nt have any
fun in you, when are chuck full of it?
You wanted to break my back, didn't
Love on the Lakeside.
" Do you love me, Rupert?"
The soft rays of the evening sun were
limning the rocking tree-tops with a halo
of golden splendor the zephyrs of the night
were kissing into somnolence the flowers
that by day had smiled in the meadows;
the doves nested their downy heads under
their wings, little wotting that the halcyon
days of potpies would soon be present;
wtiile the man had a bull-dog"out in the
barn putting a wire edge on his teeth.
Such is the chromo that presents itself to
the rapidly dying reader.
Esmeralda W. Pike was not handsome,
but her manner had that blithe navette
about it peculiar to boarding-house gravy.
As she stood there underneath the lindens,
dressed in a filmy costume of fly
her hand toying with
Rupert Simpson's mustache, one must
need's look twice to see what it was.
" Do you love me ?" the girl asked again
choking back a sob that was welling up
from the last glass of soda-water she had
Rupert did not speak tor some time.
He was trying to frame a reply, but
could not finda frame to suit him. After
a moment his answer came in
cadence, with accent on the ante-penult.
"How can you ask me this question,
Esmerelda? My whole life, as you must
know, is a bright tin-pan which reflects
your every humor. My very existence
depends on eating liberally, sleeping prodigally
and seeing you between meals.
Without you what am I ?"
The girl gave it up.
" continued " if
Yes, darling," Rupert,
we can only put up a job on the old man,
we will speed away to parts unknown.
Once in the open country"
At this point the dog's chain broke.
Let us draw a veil over the picture.
The Chicago Times thinks that if the
Thirteen club,of New York, really. wishes
to show that Friday ianotan unlucky day,
let one.of its members get his daughterito
marry on it. ' .
Woman's Sphere Among Iiutcs.
Reno (Nev.) Gazette.
A squaw can pack more than the average
mule. What would rupture the kidneys
of a Mill creek jackass would just
about ballast a Piute matron. This morning
on thepiaza a stout buck was loading
up a squaw for a tramp. He piled a lot of
blankets upon her back and started her.
On oneside she towed a clumsy Newfoundland
dog that wasn't broke to lead well,
and it pulled back. On the other side she
had a fat boy five or six years old. The
dog wouldn't come along and the boy
wouldn't go without it. The buck solved
the problem at onc3 by pitching the dog
into the basket and the boy into another
to balance things, and the caravan started
with the big buck in the rear sweating under
the weight of a linen duster, smoking
a cigarette and not a bit concerned whether
his wife was staggering under a ton or only
Take of grated chocolate, milk, molasses,
and sugar, one cup each, piece of butter
the size of an egg; boil it until it will
harden when dropped in cold water; add
vanilla; put in a buttered pan, and before
it cools mark off in square blocks. II.
Four ounces of chocolate, two pounds of
sugar, two gills of cream, four
ounces of butter, vanilla.
A barkirg dog at night is sure to make
sleepers in the neighborhood dream of
dogs and not infrequently horrible night
mares are the result. When kept awake
by such a canine it may be some consolation
to reflect that its owner, if not also
awake, is tossing in the agony of a dream
that he is being chased up mountain
steeps by a pack of wolves.
"Talk about the greatness of George
Washington !" said the legislator, " why
the man set an example, which, if followed,
would keep us all in poverty.
Hang, it, sir, if everybody went on the principle
of inability to tell a lie there'd be no
laws! You couldn't get a legislature to
make 'em. Nobody could get elected to
it. I've run two years, and I know."
Score one more for Boston culture :
"Why do they call it the Myopia Club
foi ?" inquired a swell New Yorker of the
hackman who drove him out to the races.
"Whv," exclaimed the astonished cabby,
"donrt you know ? The name is of Greek
origin, and signifies nearsighted." Not to
be outdone in politeness, the New York
swell offered to take cabby's seat on the
box and give cabby a ride
The ladies of Paxter have "pie and milk
sociables." The bill of fare is pie, popcorn,
sweet milk, buttermilk, lemonade
and candy. And it is discovered that a
doctor first started the sociables.
An exchange says that Chicago holds the
first place and Kansas City second place
in the number of packed hoes. Where
does St. Louis come in first in the number
of unpacked hogs ?
Says an exchange: "Neptune City is
the name of a new summer resort a few
miles below Long Branch. So far it is
only a city on maps." A man who gets
there must feel as though he was out
Mashed Masher : What is love? It's a
feeling that you've discovered the nicest
girl in the world, and you'll see to it that
all the other fellows in existence will have
to put up with something not quite so
A noted physician says the. most prolific
cause of woman's nervous disease,
hysterics, spinal disease and sick headache,
is high-heeled shoes. He ought to
sing hosannas to the man who invented
Despatches and resolutions of regret, at
the death of. Garibaldi continue to bo received
from all parts of Europe. Monuments
in his honor are to be erected in :
many cities, -The iuneral arrangement
have not yet been completed.