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Evening bulletin. (Maysville [Ky.]) 1882-1883, December 21, 1882, Image 4

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California Marriages
In all crises the expense of the mar
riage should be borne by the brides
family who are tactly understood to be
getting the best of the bargain
In cases where the brido had been
twice divorced previously or is a little
off color so to speak a quiet marriage
by a Justice of the Peace is best His
regular prce by law is two dollars but
if the bride isa regular cistomer ho
should knock off twenty five or fifty
cents according to circumstances
In casp the bride occupies a pretty
good position and her friends are ox-
fected to come down handsomely the
ettors P P1 meaning policeman
present should bo appended to the
invitation This will insure safety for
the napkin rings and sots of spons
though a relative of the family should
always be detailed to watch the police
man
The Van Ness avenue custom is for
the brides father toplnce some Govern
ment bond or a check for 10000
among the presents it beinp a point of
honor with the groom to let it alone
after the ceremony until the old gentle
man can take it back or tear it up It
is always best strictly to regard this as
it is awkward to present the check at
the bank ahd be told that there are no
funds
In writing out an account of the affair
for the newspapers the bride should al
ways be referred to as blushing It
is always well to make this kind of a
bluff as it looks well and nobody can
deny it even if she hts not been known
to blush for years before
In case of a marriage by a clergyman
courtesy demands that the groom pre
sent him with a five dollar bill Cour
tesy gets left11 however very often
since stocks are down
If the groom be over sixty and the
bride under twenty as is often the case
in San Francisco nlie should never pre
sume on any occasion to forget the re
spect due to age The custom here is
always to refer to him jocularly when
he is present as you wrelcheil boyn
and when he is absent as grandpa11
References to the oast should always
be mutually avoided in second mar
riages as comparisons of this kind are
odorous
When the husband is kept late at the
office and comes home tired with his
eves crossed and a pensive expression
tfie wife should never permit her feel
ings to get away with her In case he
should hang his boots on the hall rack
and place nis iat outside the bed room
door to be polished she should reason
gently with him and Use no argument
stronger than a club
In preparing the family register the
names of former husbands or wives are
not inserted nor are any offspring of
previous marriages referred to save in
a separate progeny lodger devoted to
that particular venture
The tin wedding which used to take
place at the end of five years of matri
mony is obsolete in California having
been replaced by the silver wedding at
that period which is rare The tin wed
ding now takes place at the end of one
year and if the parties are living to
gether on speaking terms at the end of
that period it is a season of rejoicing
These reunions are very rare however
wrr XsIT wisdom
Dean Stanley said The best rem
edy for all eils is to look forward
It is mo e common to make a virtue
of necessity than a necessity of virtue
Boston Transcript
The true way to make children o
have is to behave yourself but mauy
parents never think of this
The general opinion is that a lady
is always a lady but under a recent rul
ing of the Post ofiice Department she
inay become a mail route messenger or
carrier Lowell Courier
A gentleman who lives near a cer
tain springs was asked whether there
were woodcock in that vicinity There
ought to be plenty said he for I nev
er heard of anybody killing any
The Duke of Edinburg tried to in
troduce the custom of men wearing
bracelets on the left arm The custom is
followed to some extent in this country
but the jewelry is made of iron Bur
lington Hawkeye
People neednt wonder at the scar
city of eood servant girls Thp good
always die young anyway if they have
to take to lighting the fire with kerosene
to make the proverb come true Lowell
Citizen
Recipe for Angels Mamma what
makes angels P asked a little boy who
had been reading of the Heavenly in
habitants The motjierglauced out into
the orchard and with a warning look
solemnly replied Unripe fruit my
dear N Y Commercial Advertiser
A good Connecticut deacon Josiah
Smith having heard all about the New
York confidence men who address
strangers in the streets and pretend to
know their names and all about thorn
knocked one of them down with his
heavy carpet bag containing his Bible
and heavy boots in the Grand Central
depot the other day for saying Hullo
Cousin Josiah You cant fool mo
said the old man as ho floored the young
ono in skin tight pants and toothpick
shoes But when it turned out that the
young man really was his cousin who
r - -
md been sent to the depot to mecthira
R B L0VEL
Nos 50 and 52 Market Street
Dealer in Staple and Fancy-
TOYS
SALLEE SALLEE
ATTORNEYS ATJLAW
And Real Estate Agents
OFFICE ON CO UXT8TRBET
sepl6dly MAY8VILLE KX
FOR SALE
TT AVINUldetermined to o west I now offer
XX for salemy entire stock of
China Glass andAQueensware
with the good will of the house and all infor
mation In my possession regarding the busi
ness I have a now and well selected stock In
first rate condition and bought at low figures
Any parties wishing to enter Into a good safe
paying business now have an opportunity
seldom otleredrrr XX
The Fall and Holiday trade Is now Just on
us and an early buyer will get all the benefit
therefrom In the meantime I shall sell goods
at retail and wholesale at almost cost
ol7 dfewti G A WcOAUTHEY
a
NOTICE
E are now receiving the most elecrant as
sortment Of BUGGIES PHJKTONH unci
CARRIAGES ever brought to the oltv of Mava
Vllle MYALL RILEY
au2dly K07Second and 18 Button Hts
the old farmer was not so sure that you 66WffSMSftffi
can1 1 fool him -Detroit Free Press FortlandMalneiattii maraeiygj
a
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TOYS
THE
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GROCERIES PROVISIONS fc k
I am now offering to the public purchased from first hands
for cash and selected with the greatest care the LARGEST and
most Complete Stock of Goods in my line ever offered in Mays
ville My aim is to surpass both as to VARIETY and QUAL
ITY of Goods and to give every person who may buy of me full
value for his money My house is Headquarters for
Poultry Game Butter Eggs
and all kinds of Country Produce Will have a full supply of
attractive sjiecialties for the Holidays
Sole Agent for sale of GAFF FLEISCHMAJXJX COS
Celebrated
COMPRESSED YEAST
Goods delivered to all parts of the city
Free
off
Chargre
THE QHEAPEST HOUSE IN JOWtt
HOLIDAY GOODS
We have Just received for the Holidays thelmgest finest and cheapest lot of
CHINA AND G LASSWARE
Consist Ing of Dinner Set Chamber Sets Majolica Goods of all kinds Vases Toilet SetaKnlvcs
Forks and Spoons Castors Table Glassware Lamps and lanterns Shell Boxes and other goods
too numerous to Itemize and at prices which deiy competition
Of all kinds and at all prices We have now In stock for the Holiday Tratlegoods which make
Mailable and useful presents lor TUtm Woman or Child big or little Call and price our goods
before buying and you will be convinced that our aim is to sell and that yon can save money
by buying your goods at
s
sinvcor
s
No 45 MARKET STREET East Side Between SECOND and THIRD
Every one buying 60o worth oftroodsat our store 1 entitled ton chance on an elegant DULL
CASH FURNITURE STORE
GEO ORT Jr
HEADQUARTERS FOR-
OTSBLSFXOTSLai
i Articles suitable for the holidays
FinsrE camf ohaibs
TOYCHAIRM of all kinds WAGONfl CRADLES MIRKOim HATTRENSES and
BUKGESS BLOCK
Fine Parlor and Hedroorn Bultssold by photographs at Cincinnati prices
Kinds done in the best manner anu promptly unsrges reasonable
AS II BALLEK
CLARENCE L SALLEE
Renalrlnz of all
1 will not be undersold
WEBER PIANO
For power purity of tonebrilliancy of touch
beauty of finish and durability It has no equal
The most eminent pianists pronounce It
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
L F METZGER
MANAGER Branch office Maysvillo Ky
Also Tho Matchless
BURDETT ORGAN
A full supply of pianos and organs constant
jy on nana correspondents promptly an
Produce
swered Payments easy
JyiSd
8ep20dwly
P S MYERS
Dealer in
Groceries Hats and Caps
Hoots and Shoes Queensware and Hardware
Highest cash price paid for Grain and Country
Mr OLIVET
Ctifn 9f1 pe day at home Sam pies worth
9wlll 91U fc free Address Btihson A Co
Portland Maine mar23iy
V - L
HEADQUARTERS FOR
Holiday Goods
AT-
JOHN WHEELERS
We would ask the Public before purchasing their Holiday Goods to call at my mnVQ
establishment mid hecnnvuictd that 1 have the Largest am CHEAPEST variety of SKJ XD
In the City such as
DRUMS DOLL BUGGIES AND WAGONS
CHIItt AND WAX DOLLS
In a greater variety and cheaper than anybody We have all the TROPICAL FRUITS
C ID Dl ID I PA HI rV we want every Man Woman and Child to eat
wUll rUKt WMNILT It is made from PUKEcrushed sugar fresh and
Warranted to be pure
Remember what I tell you the CHEAPEST LARGEST and best assortment of
TOYS AND CANDIES
Ever brought to MaysvlUe
JOHN WHEELER-
SANTA CLlLW
AT-
ALBERTS CHINA PALAC
TOYS mmmmmmmt
The Old Uentlftnnn has been here and crowded us ns never done before with an Immense
stock ol TOYS of every description Japanese Vienna Pai is Diesden China and Euglisn Fancy
Goods and everything ew in the line of Christmas and New Yearpiesfnts
IMMENSE STOCK OF DOLLS
Of every description at HIDlcriOVH JOW FftUEP
Model Wax Dolls 26c worth 50c Model Wax Dolls COc worth 100
Bohemian Decorated Vases 10c 15c and 20c worth double the money
Large Job Lots of Japanese Goods at less than half their value
IMMCMCC barpalns for Country Merchants even in smallest quantities Call earlyand
immcnou avoid the great rush ol the last days
Very Respectfully
R ALBERT Agent
L C BLATTERMAN
W F POWER
BLATTERMAN POWER
Successors to HUGH POWERS SONS
No 22 and 24 Second Street Maysville Ky
-Dealers at Wholesale and retail
STOVES GRATES MANTELS and TINWARE
RANGES and BASK BTTR2TERS
wood And willowware
HOUSE and KITCHEN SPECIALTIES
Manufacturers of
GALVANIZED IRON CORNICE and TIN ROOFING
WOnK DONE W JdLEJNT m03VIIS
d2dAWiin
CHENOWETH CO
DRUGGISTS
Beg leave to announce to their friends and the public generally that they aie displaying un
questionably the finest line of Fancy goods and other goods ever exhibited In the city
LADIES PURSES AND SAOHELS
OP THE LATEST STYLE
Puff Boxes Toilet Sets Soaps and Brushes of all Kinds at All Prices
COMBS PERrUMERY Etc
PURE OLD WHISKIES BRANDIES WINE and GIN
FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES
The public will find at our establishment the choicest goods at reasonable prices
nWAwm CHENOWETH CO

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