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Entered at the Post Office in Lancaster, K.
as Second-Class Mail Mutter.
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and Jt
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Lancaster, Ky., September 27, 1912.
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DANVILLE, KENTUCKY.
Public Sale.
Having bought a small tract of land
and in order to pay cash for same, I
will on
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10th, 1912.
offer all my brood mares, mules, Jacks
and Jennets consisting of 18 mule
mares, including a good Clydes Mare
that has had nine straight mule colts,
S selling from weanlings to 4 year old
for over $1,800 besides the present colt,
a good No 1 sugar colt; 15 work mules;
11 yearling mules; 10 Jennets by noted
sires, such as Hixs Great Easters, he
by Imp Tax Payer and Big Light that
sold at Sweetwater, Tenn., for $1,800.
All are blacks except two good greys,
ageing from 4 to 12 years old. all
breeders. Three black Jacks, one 3
year old, 16 hands high, by the Tucker
Jack that sold for $1,200 prompt and A
1 breeder; one 2 year old prompt black
Jack, big bone, 15 hands high by
Harbisons big Jack, dam by Tevis Em
peror, by Gov. Wood; one 7 year old
Jack by King Grant, good breeder, 1
yearling Clyde Mare registered, 1 "reg
istered 6 year old stallion by Gambetta
Wilks out of dam of 4 with records
from 2:19 to 2:22 1-2
One 3 year old Chestnut Horse, 15J
hands; one 5 year old combined horse;
one 2 year old filly; two 2 year old
colts; 1 yearling colt; 1 coming 2 year
old Shetland filly, broke, very kind, a
grand individual, white and brown
clouded, a handsome pony by Cecils
Shetland, Danville, Kentucky.
Fifteen high grade yearling cattle,
weight about 850 to 900 pounds; 5 light
yearling cattle: 9 weanling calves; 4
heifers; 4 steers.
175 tibgs consisting of 150 fat and 25
gilts and Boars will be sold as breeders,
single eligible to register, these pigs
are sired by third prize winner at Ken
tucky State Fair in 1910, and full
brother to Pals Colonel, Sweepstake
winner in 1911 and sold for $250.00.
Also being by King of Col., Jr., he is a
half brother to Defender that sold - to
Mr. Mays of Springfield, Ky., for
$500.00 and considered the best red hog
in Kentucky, or south of Ohio river.
The dams of these pigs I bought in
Ohio at a round price most of which
trace direct to in three crosses to
Orion Chief who sold for $3500. when
young and $605. at 9 years old. Also
one litter out of sow that tonnpri Mrk-oa
Bros last sale, also a winner at
tfluegrass Fair in 1911. My herd boar
by King of Colonel Jr., 1 yearling boar
by Colonel Jack. Col! Jack bred by Iva
Jackson of Ohio the only breeder ever
sold a herd jof Durocs for $10,000.
23 good high grade ewes and 1 buck
one G horse power Hagan gasoline engine
in good repair; 1 No. 16 Ohio feed cutter
and elevator will cut 40 tons, of corn per
day, endless apron feed. Everything
advertised will be put up and sold, no
reserves. TERMS made known on day
of sale. Sale to begin promptly at 10
o'clock. 1 faun colored Jersey cow
fresh, 3rd calf will be sold on trial a
No. 1 milk and Butter ow out of a dam
rated at $300. and sired by Col. Ed
Gaithner's registered bull.
' G. H. RUBLE.
A. T. Scott, Auct Buena Vista, Ky.
Marrying a
Plain Man
"My land, Minervy!" cried Miss
Emily. "Why didn't you let me know,
do's I could have come an' held your
bokay? But you never was like oth
er folks."
Minerva Grigsby -born an Acklen,
married to a BIggers and then to a
Crook, and only yesterday to Jeremiah
Grigsby, so that her friends said she
was determined to take a wedding
journey through the alphabet lifted
her crisp skirts from the inch thick
dust of the country road before she re
plied. "'Twa'n't no earthly use, Em'ly. I
never was a hand to make a to-do over
marry'n'. It's just like anything else
soon's you get in the habit It just
comes second nature. Besides thero
wa'n't no bokay."
"Still," sighed Miss Emily-, "I always
like to stand by my friends in tryln'
moments. No flowers, you say?"
"Not 'less you count the tuberose in
Mr. Grlgsby's buttonhole. But don't
let that mislead you into thlnkln' he's
like the others. If you're goln' to get
acquainted -with him today you might
as well know beforehand what to ex
pect." "Dear me!" exclaimed Miss Emily.
"Tell flie the worst."
"There ain't no worst, Em'ly; it's all
best," beamed the bride of two days.
"Jeremiah ain't no author like my
first, an' he ain't no artist like my
second. He's juBt a plain man. I'm
that glad when I think about it I'm
right giddy. 'Happiness at last,' says
I to myself, 'with just a nice, plain,
disagreeable man!"'
Minerva Grlgsby'a triple plated mat
rimonial experience sat lightly on her,
to judge from the ampleness of her
figure and the unworrled smoothness
of her brow. The cheerful philosophy
or philosophical cheerfulness that
looked out on the world from her
mildjbrown eyes proclaimed her un
shaken faith In mankind.
"I thought 'twould a' been real nice
to married a genius," ventured Miss
Emily.
"A genius is a prenuptial ornament
exclusive," announced the bride, em
phatically. "He don't have no wearin'
qualities.' There's Mr. BIggers, as
was alway wrltin' literchoor, an'
namln' himself 'Sidney Biggers the
third.' I asked him if the other two
was similar to him, an' when he says
they was I told him I thought there'd
been a-plenty of that kind. No, Emily,
I ain't been about bein' married to lit
erchoor." "An' Mr. Grigsby is different?"
"He's just as plain as this gold ring
he engaged me with. I left him this
mornin', 's long's he said the sun was
too hot to come to church, -with the
potatoes to scrape an' thd corn to
shuck an' a few other things to fix for
dinner. But I ain't complainln' of the
other husbands. I always feel about
husbands same's I do about troubles,
take 'em aB they come." -
"I never knew much about Mr.
Crook. Painted for a livin', didn't
he?"
"J. Marcus, he was, partin his name
in the middle same's he did his hair.
He painted, all right, but not for a
livin. No, Em'ly, I have a home an' a
good farm, an' I've always supplied the
livin. I told J. Marcus he better give
up palntin' an' take to somethin' else.
Hut he said it wasn't his idea of a wife
to Interfere with a husband's rights,
an' he wished I'd stay on the pedestal
where he'd always placed woman.
'My land!' I says. 'We ain't got room
up there. Men are so conceited
they've scourged us clean off." But
here we are, 'most home."
Round the house tho bride led the
way to the kitchen sniffing as if she
expected the" odor of cooking food to
greet her nostrils. Miss Emily meek
ly followed in the walks of Miner
va's white muslin wedding dress as
she whisked its skirts from side to side
with an air of assurance that she could
now show a man who knew how to be
a husband Instead pf & genius.
But Minerva's attsurance was short
lived. As they rounded the corner of
the house they caught sight of the
lankflgure of tho bridegroom stretched
full length under g. .tree near the kitch
en door. Under his bead was one of
Minerva's fleshly laundered sofa
cushions. With his left hand he held
between bis teeth a jewsharp, while
his lean right hand lazily twanged the
tongue of the instrument with meas
ured strokes as the -soothing strains
of "Rest for the Weary" floated out
upon the air. Minerva's quick eye
glances through the window, where
unscraped potatoes and the unshucked
corn lay on the kitchen table just as
she had left them. With a Blgh that
stirred her ample figure from center
to circumference she turned to Miss
Emily.
"Well, of all the luck!" Bhe said.
"Now, here I've gone an married a
m uslclan ! Ain't husbands the strangest
race of people!" Chicago Dally
News.
Resents Judge's Sarcasm. '
An old lady, brought up as witness
before a bench of magistrates in Eng
land, when asked to take off her bon
net, refused to do so. Baying:
"There's no law compelling a woman
to take off her bonnet."
"O," said the judge, "you know the
law, do you? Perhaps you would like
to come up here and teach us?"
"No, thank you, sir," replied the
lady, "there are old women enough
there already,"
Contlnuoui Performance.
"She did leading business before she
married."
"Then she's kept It up ever since."
"What do you mean?"
"She's leading her huBband a
dance."
His Wisdom Accounted For.
"Solomon, you know, was considered
the wisest man on earth."
"Yes. His wives probably kept him
Informed concernlmtf all that was go
ing on."
Strange Case
of Dr. X
This Is a story told by a physician
living In a large western city of a
problem that suddenly confronted him
and of how he interpreted the
ethics of his profession and acted on
it
"I was roused one night," he said,
"by a telephone call. An unfamiliar
voice asked me if I could attend a
man who had been injured. I an
swered that I could if the case was
urgent, but before I could ask who was
calling, the speaker answered: 'All
right, doctor, I'll call, at your house in
ten minutes with a carriage.'
"Almost before I had time to dress,
the doorbell rang. I unlocked the
door, and a man, wearing a long ul
ster, a dark hat and a pair of colored
glasses, entered.
"'Doctor,' he said, 'before we start
I want to make a request. This case,
as I told you, is urgent. But before
we start, I must have your assurance
that you will treat this visit as a con
fidential mission. I can't say any
more, except to add that you're run
ning no risk of any kind in helping
me. And you can name your own
fee."
"There was nothing about the man's
appearance that appeared suspicious.
He was quiet and self-possessed
there wasn't a trace of nervousness
about him, and he was well dressed.
The request was somewhat unusual,
but, after all, nearly everything that
we learn professionally is held in the
strictest confidence without any defi
nite understandings to that effect, so
I thought there was no reason for re
fusing to make the agreement.
"I took my hat and we started. The
carriage, I noticed, was a closed one.
We got in, the man turned on a small
electric light and then drew the blinds
over the windows.
" 'Doctor,' he said, 'I'm going to ask
you to take this trip without knowing
where "you're going. I'll assure you it's
all right. I want you to blindfold
yourself before we leave the carriage,
until we get inside the house.'
"Well, I didn't like the looks of this,
but I was in and I didn't like to back
out. Of course I wasn't at all afraid
for my own safety. By the time the
carriage stopped I didn't have the least
idea what part of town we were in
we had made so many turns. I put on
the blindfold, as my visitor requested,
and we went up some steps and Into a
house.
"Upstairs, I found my patient. He
had been shot twice. Revolver bullets,
they were. The wounds weren't dan
gerous, but they were painful because
they had not beep, treated earlier.
"I dressed them, Jpld the woman
who was there what sort of care the
patient ought to have, and then told
them that I'd have to see the man at
least two or three times more before
I could answer for his safe recovery.
"The map with the dark glasses
quietly assented o this, but insisted
that he should bring me at night, as
he had that time. I agreed.
'The next morning the papers told
of a robbery, ip which a householder
had been wounded, after shooting one
of the burglars, who succeeded in es
caping. All the facts indicated' that
my patient of the night before was
the burglar who had been shot. I felt
sure I could locate the house. The
householder recovered quickly.
"The question stared at me: Did the
ethics of the medical profession allow
me to go to the police and tell them
what I knew, or did my promise bind
me to secrecy? J. thought it over all
day and finally decided that I had no
right to say anything about the mat
ter. I made three more trips in the
same manner ang finally decided that
the man would get along without any
more calls. All this time J watched
the papers, but 00 trace was fpund of
the burglars. When I made my last
visit I told the man who bad first
called on me that my fee would be
$25. He took from a large roll two
$100 bills and handed them to me
without a word. He drove me home
and that was the last I ever saw of
either of them.
"That was a good many years ago,
but I've often wondered whether I did
right in not violating that man's con
fidence." "I don't think you did," said a mem
ber of the group ."The medical pro
fession has no right to shield a crimi
nal. Women and children should be
given the greatest protection we can
give them the same as on a vessel
at sea but no word given a criminal
is binding,'
"But suppose it had turned put that
the man was not jthe burglar in ques
tion. I believe he was, but it might
have been otherwise ?"
"That's true," said a third. "It was
all right to keep your promise so long
as you had no acfual knowledge that
the man was a criminal. "Where you
made your mistake was in making
such a ridiculous agreement Jn the
first place."
"And let a man, dangerously in
jured, suffer?" asked the first speaker.
"Remember, when I first agreed to
secrecy the case had no particularly
suspicious appearance. I could cite
a dozen different circumstances under
which a serious accident might happen
and which the persons connected with
would, with a perfect right, go to great
lengths to keep secret. So could
either of you."
Which of the three was right?
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When the elder brother of the Prod
Igal Son came near his father's house
be heard, according to the Authorized
Version, "music and dancing." Dr
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minster college. Cambridge, says that
the word for music in the original is
"symphony," and that symphony
means the bagpipes Wycllffe's ver
sion gives the word symphony, but no
other translator has done so. Wy
cliffe also says that he heard "sym
phony and a crowd." Now, crowd Is
the Welsh crwth or harp. In view
of the two instruments. Dr. Harris
says that the elder brother had some
Justification for getting angry. Chris
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Every year, in many parts of the
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Frlnch Lawyers Went on Strike.
Over 300 years ago one of the most
unusual strikes ever recorded took
place Id Paris, when all the lawyers
walked out, so to speak,. A law or
ordonnance was issued and promul
gated by the French king. Henry III.,
ordering all lawyers to sign their
pleadings apd to state the amount
they were charging their clients for
their services This was dpne so
that the lawyers could be properly apd
sufficiently taxed on their income. The
lawyers objected, and the strike, caus
lng an entire stay of Judicial proceed
ings, followed Peace was restored
by the non-enforcement of the ordon
nance, though it was not repealed.
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