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TIir Greatest "Coud" Yet.
ors, we have made arrangements wn uie
manufacturers of Foster's G-loves for the services
of a professional lady glove fitter for 10
days, beginning March 10. During this time
.Ladies and can have gloves fitted
perfectly to the hand free of charee.
Our beautiful spring line of Kid p-loves is
now complete and those who desire peneci
fit and satisfaction in this important article
of the toilet should take advantage of this
opportunity and BUY NOW.
BEAR IN MIND that all gloves with
Foster hooks on them are notFoster's G-loves
and lack that perfection in fit, durability and
comfort which has made foster's Gloves
mous. Don't pay more money for an imitation
glove- Don't buy an imitation at any
price. See that Foster, Paul & Co.'s nn me is
stamped on every pair; not 'licensed under
Foster's patent." We are the sole agents in
Hopkinsvnie, BASSETT & CO. ;
Gorgeous Spring Opening Saturday, March J9.
Rtv Wm. Holllnthed,
1'iwlor of llit rrcflnlrriitn church of
StmriM. N J., olunlnrilly writtB
tronly !n favor of Hood's
11 rajs: 'nothitif; I know
of will clcittiso thallool,sHiiitiUti)tlm
livnr or chmii tho stcinnrli liko tliN
,tiii'Hly. I know of n o es mill tM)ri"
jjivlio bito h ii lit'lpod ur cured bjr il."
Th IiIkIi""! priiiMtlmt boon wim
by HikhI'h 1'illn forivij jt elliciunt,
It in H.iid Unit mo)1o In l'liilmlt'l
phlu Iomj K'ial coMo if tluy liuy
lit ltwH tlun Ti'xvnls n ikhiikI.
S EQUAL TO THT OCASIOH.
A Widow Win. Wit l . . 'iii'lUJ ir
I I- II ' ' t .
There U nil )i 1 1 m ', III l)t tlio
geutler hux whl )i til' :l i i UlO
ttreoU -ml on tint i.iro Wi t H .it nil
nojuDce of it tict.ms
It' the ay iiiiu'ii Inni" i.f tarlnf
at each other, nt tl. i.n, tlulr
hair, their lliirc i-le i . with a
cold aud flihy iflartflli.il i cm-, vvllngly
dliconeerttiiif to tho ' a " a young
and u nun will a
treet car, feollnir protty wult attUOeil
as to her peraoiml ' enr n
cnliu nlr. n an luntaut
eTfry other wonmn tu thut cm Is gazing
at her with that vnlcii!iilln.
exjire&slon. And th v continue to
atare. while tha ohjeitnf tlw.r acrutlny
growa red mid
She wonders (If nhe'ii not
ued to thU ataraie) what lit the world
can bo the matter Hat (die ot unlit
on her note? Is ono clivelt than
the other? In her hat on crooked? Then
turnlnir her attention In the maioulliio
pasfteuper he wot that they are not
regarding her a If bho were a freak,
and ahe comes to the conclusion Anally
that It'a only one of tho numerous ways
that her ulsters hiwu for making each
A little widow, pretty and
boanled u itreet ear tlio other
craning und wu Immediately eyed
from head to foot In tho muni manner
by the women Mated opposite, hha
endured their stares for blocks, then
she deliberately took tho long crapo
yell hanifliilf from hor little bonnet
down her lack, and, wiupplnglts funereal
folds around her luce, peeped out
oyer the top of it und said In clear
tones to the two starcr opxltei
whenever you sou a good thing bo
sure to take It all In."
They removed tholr stares. Chicago
When Lord Aberdeen was dylnff a
party of gentlemen wero traveling up
to town In the train. Among them was
Delsne, of the London Times, who
took opiJntcd slip 'out of Ills pockot
and read portions of It It was tho
nMttiirv in .tire. All trlllclscd It and
found various faults. Ono said It did
not deal fairly with him. "All I can
say Is," said tlio editor, "that ho has
seen It himself." Oentleman's Magazine.
A Hairbreadth Kscupe. "What Is
the matter, Mhsls Uolden? You look
like you had teen a ghohL" "Ah, Mrs.
Covenhaven, I was uearly killed just
now," "How did it happen, MUsUQol
den?" "Missis I'leury, who lived la
number twlntyslven hat ben run over
by an electric car. 1 live In number
supposo It had beou mel"
B.i . J- . 1
Highest (. all In Leavenlnff Power.
S piniVsslnnul (Hinn Kiltrr
IVom Nun Yurl City nt mp Sloni
lor 10 D.ijh, Im'sIiiiiIiij;
.. !.... ,... flllCtf .. 1T1
waiciimi jua u
w'" M''r fet mmuHi'K tliruo
t,,,'ir " i"v ilu,llnu lu "ii
way A. uo , imsioii. inisn.( lor n topj
of Dr. KBiiirimiuH Krwit .Mwlleul
Work: 100 oni.'CK.t'olorwl iliustratloim:
of Krcnt rnltin to owry fnmily.
A PHILOSOPHICAL TRArVlP.
II I uinl In llruw In.plmlloii I'rooi (Ireat
He entervd this bookstore a ragged,
unclean tramp; but ho
tpoku In n mntiuer Nigcntlc mid refined
that the clrik who was nbout to hustle
him out listened tohU
"If you ve no objection, aid the
tramp, "I should llt.o to glnnco for one
moment nt 'IIcmuuU'h I.lfc of Johnson;'"
and when the ImioU hnd been
handed to him he carefully wlpeJ his
fingers on the luoldu of his coat, turned
tho pages until he found what ho wanted,
closed the volume nnd looked at the
clerk with n gratified kiiiIIo,
"Johnson wns iiuo of the greatest
minds the world ever knew," he said.
I get inspiration (ami Mm I goto
him when I nm lu doubt nnd like a
benediction his and comfort
"What were you looking for this
time?" naked the clerk.
"A pnsslug pcdeitrl.in accommodated
mo with n loan of ton cent, Just now,"
replied tho tramp: and It occurred to
me that I should like to look oncomore
uponthatsentenciMif Jnhuo's: There
U nothing which has yet been contrived
by men by which ho much hupplnoss Is
produced ns by n good tavern.' I ntn
obliged to you for the uko of tho book.
And with the gratified smile still resting
on his features, ho rimnlcd out to
the sidewalk nnd beenmu swallowed up
In the crowd. I'uck.
The t'lirrrct Wy.
Stamp riend Olmmen stamp, und be
quick about IL
Drug Tlcrk We do not give stnmpa
Htamp riend Well m)1 mo ono then,
Drug Clerk That Is also n very Improper
form to use In snetirlng the desired
Stamp I'lend My dear sir, will you
please kindly obllgo mo by conferring
upon me tho favor of noting In tho capacity
of a post olllco clerk to tho extent
of exchanging with mu n two-cent
United htatcH posture htiiiup for lis
valuo In coin of tlio ituinu tuition, for
which lasting obligation I tender you
my thanks In ndwtucc. Now shake
'em up and gel Unit stamp or I'll put a
head on you, I'hurmaceutlcal Hra."
Tim l.utnt Term.
The words "dress," "gown" an!
"suit" luno been stricken from th
list of fashion talk and nothing but
frocks are admitted. It Is nil very
of course, but It Is also quite n
universal tann. (llrls, belles and matrons
bring homo it froek or two from
Paris; they huvu n iloth frock to run
around tow n In, for calls, or to do mission
work; for tho theater thoy havo a
little silk froek, n clot It or n volvet
frock for dinner, nnd get Into a. gauze
frock for tho ilnnco or houso party.-.
JuillcUl Acumen In Jor.tr.
Primus Havo thoy found tlio acoun.
drel who clubbed Marslinll to death la
Illank squaie, In Joisey City?
Sccuudus No. All the park polio
inotttvetu attested on suspicion.
Primus-Old thoy satisfy the Justin
as to tlietrgood chaiiictfi?
nnd tint entire foves
proved an ullbL l.lio.
U. S. tJov't Report, Aug. 17, iob
Ifor SALE DY
Vit un t mcairnt Tinw,
Ami lintrn, vrbll it twh r rbfBie,
In lrule ol lure, I lng
feint ''' thou Uimi 11 hi me,
A l, trite, lot iat Ithmd,
And taou'lt 1w uochsnfW)r,
I Vnow, uato tbernJ
He nwttU the suts, Uniutu tlio sun,
In clooror ilihj triiithr,
ContnttcUIy vreic joumcfKl n
Towurd tbe trtnl tc" M.9T.
Througb Bowery Drl.lt, wlw munmcr smiles,
Through cunt mtlm ol dirk usnies.
AdJ iltlei ut the ilraili
And Ibou hojt rnntlod wVa I be smUol,
Awl il w Leu I ivcpt.
As nwtbers u.ittu a tlml ft.lM.
Hast ni rrwl my will; trea(th to light
My ilotlllft I Jmnilr
llwit niksl with III, hi my lUtkwt iilnlit.
My tout toll) ti&gand prayer.
How inucli bnve I to tVunl. tbo farl
Wife, rhlldrra, lunts of frlcntu
IOlt'n Irvntury l nil 'ao'tor
To make tLeo fj'l srnc m
Hut wel tbe bfqrln l.i Ueuia,
Tby atsfl n iuoe, vii at III loiuh
il.dmca laat irowl atcht!"
Cbarlen W. lluhurr. In All.uU (Vsulltutlon.
Tho Story of tho Man Who Undo '
Unit t'liirlflli I l irK lllnrlilry (litre lilt
Writ I'olnt CniiiiiilhliMi to III
I100U J'rlrliil. MliJ Itelliirtill.licil tlit
A 111I.I I Ion of lilt It's
In an unmarked gr.tvo at tit u base of
n great louo rock, within vision's range
of I'lke'a pvak, lm burled tho remains
of tlio man w ho Cm. l'hll Micrl
dun to America and to history.
Tho facts contained in this narratUe
may sound like romance They
hare norer until now- nppearcd In
prlut, although known to hundreds of
persons both in Ohlojniul Colorado. The
peculiar clreumstaucoi by which I
potsessed of tho strange story
ana my connection with it have
my task a delicate one, although
for bcternli ears 1 luivo been constantly
solicited to mako them public.
Death having romoted tho two leading
figures of tho drama I have at last consented
to relate tho vat Ions details of
u pathotlo history us thoy cumo within
my personal knowledge during a period
of Ufteen Tlio facts contalnod
In tho story can bo verified by hundreds
of cltlrens of Colorado. They reveal a
strange blending of diumu und trugedy,
and cast no discredit upon the memory
of ono of tlio groat military llgurea of
the civil wur.
1 first met (Jcorgo lllnckloy In 1874 In
an embryo mining camp perched high
upon the precipitous of tno
Sierras Sou Juan, In southwestern Colorado.
How ho got Into camp no ono
know, and no ono Inquired. The
search f6r gold was then too keen to
permit of Idle curiosity concerning
your neighbor. Ho mu.t have climbed
tho long, toilsome mid zigzag burro
trail leading from Del Norto to
on foot, for ho w as wau and
weak from hunger und fittlguo when ho
appeared nt our cainn lire ono night
and begged for something do eat Ho
presented un uncanny picture, bet In
uncanny surroundings. Tail and gaunt,
ho stood before us as a ghost,
while un unkempt mass of whitened
hair fell down over his stooping
shoulders, mingling with u beard
that foil almost to his waist,
leaving visible only a llttlo circle of
his fauo. l'rom underneath his shaggy
oyobrpws his oyes gleamed llku two
great umbers of a onio living and consuming
fire. Ills clothes were In tatters,
and his limbs tremblod with
nnd futtuc, but his voice had
a deep, mellow ring that despite an un
dcrcurrcnt of pain and weariness
spoko tho training of Its
"I'm old Illnk, and I'm hungry," was
A laconic salutation its ho dtew up
before tho camp flro and calmly surveyed
tho half dozen rough miners who
sat obou Um og their
A y .viliy ol
sads Hot a V T
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jtlr goriJoni, ..
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Your Job Work
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i ' T ft ii
tj i -
juvui tuort ana
TIOPJCINSVILLE, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, MAJtCJI 11, 1892.
When liu hud KiilURel hli hunger n
pair of blnlikets win given him, nnd
rolling lilinht If up In them bcncutli tlio
drooping I riiuuliet of 11 mighty plno our
strnnga and taciturn visitor soon fell
asleep. Wo resumed our pipes nnd
after n brief diciwlon of our guest
agreed that ho wns 11 I token-down
prospector nnd that he was welcome.
Then wo crept beneath our blanket'
and drenmrd under thu stars of fabulous
veins of gold while our ears heard
not tho thunder of tho inountuhi torrents
leaping down the seamed and
ncarrcd iddos of Ool Xotto peak to join
tho fonuilngcui rent of tlio ItloAIamnsa.
And that was how "Old lllnk" enmo
to our camp, pinked liken speck
a rim of pines and the cternnl
snow. We knew not whence ho came,
neither did we care. Wo had tho
p.lgrim In our inro nnd
would shelter mid feed htm In 11 day
or two ho was n fixture, and llttlo by
lima tiroppeii ins linpcuctralilo reserve
During the day he would wander
along tin' mountain sides and up
deep gulches looking for Indications of
minerals. He uinde himself useful In
oooklug our ruilii incnls lie was conversant
not only with geology nnd
metallurgy, but line w ctery mountain
plant nnd flower by name It was
"Old Itink" who. when ouoof the boys
was stricken down with mountain
fcvcr,souglit out In the darkest gulches
tho mouutnln sago nnd gave relief to
our comrade. Ho found n bed of
tonder lid onions und ndded them to
our limited 11101111 oi bncon and
He staked a claim, and, while
it was worthiest!, wo would havo defended
It for him ugalnst jumpers at
tho risk of our lives. "Old Illnk" was
our mascoL Wo wouldn't hare taken
tho richest lodo on South mountain for
him, wretched as ho had made himself
by a llfo of wandering and dissipation.
And thu.n ono night ho told to us the
story of his life. Wo didn't bcltcvo It
Uicti, but It had Mirvod to while away
a weary hour between supper nnd
blankets, and wo forgave him. A pack
train from Del Norte had brought up
to camp , fresh tut uf supplies, Including
a keg of whisky Tlio latter article
was the key which unlocked "Old
liink's" lips. While talking Ills eyes
took on a faraway look, as If they
wcro rostlug on groeu pastures, but
his voice, became vibrant with man
hood as hu talked about himself and
l'hll bhcrldan I could not attempt to
give yon,tlio story In his own language,
because between me now and that
summer night cplso lo high up on the
slopes of the blctnvi San .luan, nearly
eighteen years have Intervened.
HU name, ho said, was George
Hinckley, and ho w as born in northern
Ohio, his family belli j, an influential
and wealthy one. l'hll Sheridan was
his tchoolmate, au 1, although I'liU's
mother was very poor, tho two boys
w era Inseparable friends and companions.
They had grown up together,
and their affection for each other was
that of David and Jonathau. Then
ono day young Hlnikley'N uncle, r.ho
wns then In congress, seemed for him
an appointment to tho West l'omt military
academy Wild with delight ho
rushed oeross the way to Mrs.
humblo home to tell l'hll tho
news. Th.) stuidy young Irish lad
bur.t into team.
"I'm glad 0 it. Uroige," lie at last
found volet to c.iy "liut, uk, don't I
wish I could go. loo I've nlw ays set
tuy heart on boiiigu vddlcr. but now "
and the youthful l'li.l rga'n gate tent
to his emotion ' Old J. ml." hurried
ovor this putt of the nuii.:tio. He
talked to l'hll for u time and tiled to
comfort him. with what effect the
heqtlul tllsulused. lie itstoriUhed his
parents, and uluiobt piirultzfil his
uncle by declining the nrpolutment.
Hu didn't want to l c 11 soldier uud l'hll
Sheridan d d. On li..-i lock he stood
Immovable, Die world already knows
part of the letnlt, 'lliu Irish lad, the
friend of (Jiotge Hinckley, went to
West I'olnt Ills history Is n part of
that of tho untlou The hero of Winchester
and half u hundred other battlefields
was uinde poss,blo by a friend's
Aud Hinckley, what of him? Oh,
there wasn't to toll, ho declared.
He had gone college with
honors; had lee 1 adniittul to the bar;
hod tried journalism: hud printed several
newsp.ipcrx In loun and Nebraska;
had drank uhWky nnd Indulged in the
uso of opium until woiu out; ho had
quit lighting utnl was now drifting
with the tide towiud sunset and night
and He l.iul drifted with other
debris of wit Kl ed humanity into tho
mountains, und that was nil Ho was
still loynl to 1 lid. Did l'iul remember
his old boylu.tiii friend und lenofactor?
Oh, yes, lien I itniduu, he s.ild, had
repeatedly off. ivd o jr.ivldo for him,
but lie wns too gone to go back.
That was ail. "l'hll .is 1 1' light, and
Ohl Illnk' as n 1 1..' . 1 ml so what's
tho dlftVrOiii "' l.utl.ig iMivered
of tl.l 1 intuitu 1 t of optimism,
our 11111 nit li 01; ihh'Uii r drink o4
whisky nn t f 11 111-.I 1 p 1 1 Ids blankets.
After dec d ur Unit ' () d llmk" was an
entertaining ,lartln camp followed his
example, nud ict.ied lo rrht When
bantered next day ubout his l'hll
"loiimnee," Old lllnk" reiterated
his statement, nnd, finally growing
angry, rebipsul into sullen sileuco, and
tho subject w dropped
Tho sumncr waned, and lower aud
lower crept t ie dazzling rim of snow
down the mouiituins do Already tho
moaning puins gavu notice In their
dumb wuy of iprio.iching winter. The
camp, high up 011 tho spur of the mountain,
was ubandoiicd. "Old lllnk" went
with tho rest of us lo Del Norte, and
thora we lost s ght of him
Three years later I btood on Sixteenth
street lu the o.ty of Denver. It
wasnguluday in the capital city of
tho young centenulul state. The streets
wore crowded by a shouting,
pushing mass of humanity, uud Hags
and banners btruumed from uvery window
and every (len.
Sheridan, then tu command of tho
Missouri division of the army, va In
tho city, und Colorado was also there
to honor ono of (1 rant's greatest
lleutcoauts. Denver wns wild with
enthusiasm, und It was with dlillculty
that I could mulntiilii a position on tho
curb which rommunded a view of tho
approaching parade. Hvurybody was
determined to sou l'hll. bhcrldan. Tho
presence of President (irant himself
could not have ovoked u moro spoil
tatieous oiptlon Sheridan was tho
idol of those lrrupiuMbla frontiersmen
und mauiituliieuri, many of whom had
followed Ids fortunes from '(II to '05,
nnd had fought under his banner In all
his campaigns until peuco camo with
There was a blare of bugles, a caval
cade of mounted policemen, a brass
band and thou tlio carrluge, containing
the llttlo military chieftain, turned tho
.comer and cumo down tho ttet
toward tho spot w hero I wns stauiTmg.
Then u fierce, wild outburst from ten
thousand throats toro tho utmotphere
Into tatters. Onco moro und onco again
tho ear-splitting jell drowned tbe
brnzen notes of tho band nnd then died
away. The crowd wns too anxious lo
seo Sliortdan to waste any moro time
in splitting Its lungs Into fibers.
Tho carriage was v Ithln
feet of 1110 when I was startled by
hearing a strangely familiar voloo on
my right cry out:
"l'hlll oh, l'hll!"
I turned and rccopilred "Old Illnk."
A llttlo moro haggard nnd bent, n
llttlo longer and grayer locked, with
his great clenmlng eyes shining Ilka
twin stars, tho mascot of Del Norte
stood leaning forward In tho crowd,
among which ho towered like an nged
giant, waclng his long, gnunt arms
wildly at the passing carriage. Thoro
was 0 hungry nppeal In the voice that
bordered unon Miunllcntlon and caused
hundreds of eyes to turn from tho
carrlago and Its distinguished occupant
to tho speaker.
"l'hlll oh. l'hlll"
Ocn Sheridan heard tho cry this
time, nnd, looking quickly around, be-(fan
to Ncun thu macscd faces as If
scurehlngfor soma one.
"l'hlll Mill! It's mo; It's Hlnlc!" and
ngnln thu arms of tlio old trump went
Into tlio nlr like the fails of a windmill
He hnd caught .Sheridan's eye.
And then the Deuter populaco witnessed
something it did not understand,
and nbout which It talked for
weeks. Ilsuw (len. bhcrldan stop tho
carriage, leap quickly to tho street,
force his way through the crowd, placo
his arms around tho neck of our un-kempt
old tramp uud kji him fair In
tho fnee Then he led the miserable-looking
trnmp to the ci 1 lingo, placed
him bcslclo himself, nud tho parade
was resumed. Hvcrybody who witnessed
the scene accepted as an explanation
the statement that It was
one of bhertdan's old coldlcrs, but I,
who hud listened to and laughed to
scorn "Old 11 til ' htorynt tho camp-fire
lu the bieriui bail Juan, knew batter.
I knew that Hinckley was the
man who had given bhcrldan to history.
Oeorgo and l'hll met again.
What passed between them must be
written by other pens than mine. I
know only w hat 1 know,
Seccral days afterwart I again met
' Old lllnk " bhcrldan and his stair
had returned to Chicago. Illnk woro a
new suit of clothes, but looked ns if ho
was just reentering from a protracted
debauch In answer to my look of
surprise and Inquiry he explained:
"No, I wottldu't go back east with
him. lie gate me a staku and I've
blowcd most of it In already. I ain't
fit to associate with 1'liU any moro no
how, and I ain't going to disgrace hlrs.
.Ho wanted mo to go homo with him,
but I couldn't live' there. I'm oft for
tho mines, to-morrow. Dill's all right
and 'ld Dink's' all right, and so
what's the dlirerenco?"
Ho turned his eyes In a wistful way
toward a purple bank of clouds resting
on the peaks of the KockUs
nnd I noticed that he had nged rapidly
since I had known hint in the San Juia
region. 'ic further questions ho gara
evasive answers, nnd we parted I
never saw ' Old lllnk" agnln.
A year and a half ugo 1 wns again In
Colorado, nftrr an absence of fourteen
years. I had teen engaged in Investigating
the stability of a largo dam
erected on the lieadqnrters of Cherry
creek, about thirty miles south of
Denver, near the summit of the divide,
and was returning to tiistle Hock station
Into In In- rvrrfng accompanied
by a citizen of the li.Uir place. Our
route lay oer the lilgli hof back" 01
divide between and Willow
creeks, nnd our ponies madu blow progress.
Wo had reached the top of th
descent leading down it mile or mote
to tho little mauntuln village. Th
sun was just betting behind Oray's
peak to thu south, and forty miles distant
1'lke's peak stood lonely in its
grandeur, tin listing an ley finger far
upward Into tho regions of eternal
frost Directly opposite tho outor
slopes of the Musquito rango lay concealed
In mist und shadow, while
thouraud feet below ran the waters of
Willow creek To the right of our
trull and directly overhanging the narrow
valley Castle rock rose, naked and
grim, like a glnnt anvil, fivo hundred
feet In tho air. It overlooked the foothills
for miles around, nnd had given
Its name to the railroad hainlct nestled
at Its base. The grandour of tlio scene
had made us both silent for a time, but
just as wo rounded au escarpment of
thu htigo rock my guide and companion
broke tho spell;
"Do you bee that grave otcr there
just under tho rock?"
"Yes; what of It?" I was In no mood
"Queer duck planted over there.
Hurled by tho town as a paupe.
Tramped Into Castlo Rock ono day lost
summer and just took down and died.
Queer old duck. Whisky and morphine
did him up."
"Lots of fellows go that way. Nothing
queer ubout that,'' I replied.
"Yes; but ho was no fool, and sometimes
he'd talk like n scholar. And
thonlie'd keep insistln' that he had
rich chumtnlfs, Uuesa ho was weak la
Ids upper ntory. Morphine had clean
ct his brains tip. I set up with hltn
one night jtst befuro ha passed in his
chips, and ho all at onct sot up In bed
and hollers out: 'l'hlll oh, l'hlll" 8
pitiful llko that I folt sorry for the old
tramp. '.Spoct It was some brother or
pard or something, lie died next day,
and we found it fatj graph of a mill
chap In his pocket. It wns
so greasy and dirty wo couldn't toll
who It was."
"Did tho trump give his nutno?" I excitedly
"Ho said It was 'Old lllnk' und tint's
all. Did you know hlmV"
"Yes," I replied, as I dismount!
from my pony and stood beside tho unmarked
gravo. "Tho man whoso body
lies hero made, Ooa Tons
II. Cannon, In Washington Star.
In a Dtlca browery tho Iron nozzle
of a hose used In steaming out barrels
was acoldentally dropped Into a Tceg,
and tho keg was filled with beer. Some
time afterward n customer roportcd
that he had reoolved ono keg of iron
bitters with Ids last load of beer, which
gavo.hls pations such appetites that
tlirou men and a ly couldn't keep the
free, lunch counter stocked.
Solicitous bpouso "What makes
you look so worried lately? You'r
not like yoiirtc'If'" Oreat Lawyer
"Well, I'm havm" considerable trouble
down town." bpouso "Nowyou must
tell mo all about It," Lawyer "WH,
you see, 1 want tn keep the olllco open
till fivo, aud tho olllco boy wants to
close it at four, and wo can't teen) to
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