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HIRAM BROWN
Att wney at Law
Office With Trimble Bell
ers Bank and TrUst Co Bldg I
Insville Ky
Feirsteio Smith
DENTISTS
4OffioD In Summers Building
Next to Court House
Hopkinsville Kentucky
BOTH PHONES
Dr R F McDaniel
Practice Limited to Disease ol
Eye Ear Nose and Throat
Office in Summers Building Near Court House
PHONES Cumbolome Office Hours
Office 918 1210 8 to 12 a m
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Dr GtPe Isbell
Veterinary Physician Surgeon
Laynes Stable Phone 530
Dr H C Beazley
Specialist
Eye Ear Nose and Throat
1Office hours 912 am 25 pm
L Main street over Kress Store
rHopkinsvilJe Ky
1C H TANDY
DENTIST
Office over First National Bank
HOPKINSVILLE KY
R O HESTER J B ALLENSWORTB
Hester Allensworth
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Both Phones Hopkinsville Ky
Office Hopper Bldg Front Court Hous
Me we WILLIAMS
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< Office hours 10 to 4
Over Bank of Hopkinsville
WALTER KNIGHT
Attorney = at = Law
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Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist
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A NAUTICAL HAMLET
Says the steward the cook says he
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This vorld is La ii v t o tears
IThis If It tvnt fir Ui
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Says the steward Thats quite true
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When everything is said
My plgnsud surely be upsot
And knocked upon the head
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On Board 8
Chauffeur Jones Gee I What fierce
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Mean Man
Kntherlne gasped the young hus
band as he rubbed his aching teeth
what kind of cake do you call this
Why Henry that is pyramid
cake responded his wife proudly
Pyramid cake eh By Jinks 1
might have known ftl
Ah you notice its resemblance to
a pyramid I
it should say I do It is heavy
enough to be made of stone Detroit
Tribune
f Up to Date
Well well remarked old Mr Pns
tangon tho young women qf today
are notwh t they were In my time
No1 rep ed Miss Huskle
No Indeed Why all you young
women nowadays are muscular ath
letes
Thats so In the proud lexicon of
feminine youth there is no spch word
as frail Catholic Standard and
Times
A Letter With a Gift
Dear I am sending you a small
remembrance for Christmas Do not
think that It Is cheap although you
will notice by the price mark that It
only cost me In cash 25 cents In ad
dlton to that It cost me 2 worth of
time 10 worth of worry and approx
imately 407 In damaged and torn
clothes Merry Christmas otherwise
Chicago Post
Solution
Mistress When I engaged you Lu
cinda you said you bad no male
friends Now almost every time I
come Into the kitchen I find a man
theroLuclndnLor
Luclnda Lor sakes he am no male
fron ob mine
Mistress Then who Is ho
Luclndn Ma husband Puck
Thankless Task
I tlllnk I shall marry him to reform
him said the romantic girl
I have seen that experiment tried
rejoined Miss Cayenne
SuccessfullyWell
Well I wont say the men were re
formed But they always seemed more
or less repentant and dissatisfied
Washington Star
StarThe
The Climbers
Moljy Why Is It vto never make any
friendsCoddleIt
Coddle It Is very simple Wo do
not care to know people who have no
more than we have and people with
more than we have do not care to
know mlSt Louis Republic
Not Forgotten
Miss GushingWhy how do you do
dear I didnt think you would re
member me Its a whole year since
we met
Miss CutterI didnt recall your
face at first but I remembered your
dress New York HeraldI
Debtors
LecturerMan owes a groat deal to
women They are debts he can never
pay
payMan In Audience Right you are I
owe my landlady for three months
board and I never can pay her
Judge
In the Age of Aviation
Gladys eloping with Harold In aero
plane Darling who Is that man who
teems to be following us
Harold pale but calmSomo fly
cop In tho employ of your father
Cuieago Tribune
The Happy Family
Sirs Scrapplngton Mrs Wiggles
worth has Invited mo to make her a
nice long visit
Mr Scrappfngton When do you ex
pect to call her bluff > Puck
HerQown
Claijx Whnt ji perfectly lovely gown
yours
Maud Do you really Hko It
Immensely It Is so hideously up
o dateNew VorU Life
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