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IMAIDS OF ONORI
Their Position In the Royal Household
of England
Mnhls of honor are chosen by the
qnccn herself from among the Oaugli 11
tteni of peers who If not themselves
eenncctcd with the royal household
aro personal friends of her majesty
il letter Is always sent to the parents
t of tine young lady requesting that as a
ipersounl favor to the queen she may
ibo permitted to attend at court As
the position Is undeniable and the sal
ary Is 300 a year the request Is Inva
riably accepted and then the newly
chosen maid receives from the lord
chamberlain the command for her first
wait The first thing brought to the maid
of honor is her badge which Is a min
laturc picture of the queen set in bril
liants and suspended to a ribbon Just
41 before the dinner hour the maid of
thof
corridor outside the queens private
apartments She carries a bouquet
which on entering the dining room
she lays at the right hand of the
Queens plato
pJntot of honor sits at dinner
° next to the gentleman on the queens
k right This rulo is relaxed when royal
i guests are present After dinner un
1 less otherwise commanded the maid
of honor retires to her own room
whence however she Is frequently
fetched to read sing play the piano or
lake n band at cards Cassels Satur
day Journal
CROWS ON GOLF LINKS
One Fastidious Bird That Would Steal
Only New Balls
The crow seems to bo attracted to
golf balls In a way wholly peculiar
prom the rest of tho bird species In 1
SMirlcs where the rook and the crowI
Abound one can notice them sitting in
bc trees or hopping about the putting
reens in the distance watching the
troll of the ball with a direct or side
song glance expressive of the keenest
Interest nnd curiosity which is soon
translated Into a desire to carry It off
to the roost in the neighboring wood
The Kew gardens adjoin the mid
Surrey course and in the royal pro
serve there used to be n fairly large
colony of crows nesting among tho
trees Of this colony there was one
particular crow that found his great
est amusement in mingling among the
golfers and In disconcerting their play
by indulging In repeated predatory
campaigns against their golf ballsJ
His policy was to hover in attend J
ance on those players who used newJ
white balls only Those on which thej
paint had been chipped or which hudI
been used in play for several rounds
by an economical player were always C
rejected by this particular bird as be
ing beneath his fastidious attention 1
London Field
The Normal Attitude Toward Death
The normal attitude of men toward I
death seems to be one of inattention I
or evasion They do not trouble about
it they do not want to trouble about 1
It and they resent its being called to t
their notice On this point the late f
Frederick Myers used to tell a story t
i which I have always thought very il
luminating In conversation after din J
ner he was pressing on his host tho
unwelcome question what he thought r
would happen after death After
many evasions and much recalcitrancy f
the reluctant admission was extorted
Of course if you press me I believe
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that we shall all enter Into eternal m
I bliss but I wish you wouldnt talk
about such disagreeable subjects
This I believe is typical of the normal
mood of most men They dont want
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to be worried and though probably if
the question were pressed they would
object to the idea of extinction they
can hardly be said to desire immortal
ity Even at the point of death its
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Old Thoughts on April je
Old Nikolas Breton In these delighth
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ful fantastlcs 1020 of his grew moreh
lyrical over April than over any other
month Ope reads such a passage nsp
this w1th delight The Larke and the 11
e tambo look up at the Sun and thePi
J labourer is abroad by the dawning of
the day Sheepes eyes in Lambs heads S
tell kind hearts strange tales whiles
Jalth and troth make the true Lovers k
knot tho aged baires find a fresh lifea
rind the youthful cheeks are as red as
a cherry It were a world to set down
the worth of this rnoneth but Inn
uumme I thus conclude 1 hold it theh
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Heavens blessing and the Earths comJJ
iort London Chronicle fc
To Live Long
Vlrchow the German scientist said
tho way to live long is to ube born In
with a good constitution take care of °
bornI CI
It when you are young always I
I something to do and be resigned tra
you find you cannot accomplish all outJ
l wish It Is easier to live long WISl
a poor constitution than to violate the
other conditions and reach old age 1 >
A Bad Spell A
Poor Jacy He never could spell
and it ruined himB
IIowA
He wrote a verse to an heiress be u
was in love with and he wrote bonoy
bonoyitor 4
His Funny I Look 11
Say Daisy did yer see when I took
hold of yer hand the funny look yer u
ana gave me I
htGo on Tim ma didnt give It to i
yer youve always had ItUfe Isl
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Let no man think he Is loved by nn1 u
man when he loves no man Eplcti C
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11Each average human being has
about IBOOO square feet of skin to
look after and nearly 8000000 011 and
sweat glands The outer layer of skin
Is constantly wearing off and must be
constantly removed to allow the new
skin beneath to form fresh white and
beautiful
The man who tells you nil he knows
isnt half BO bad as the innn who tries
to tell you all he thinks he knows
Sornervllle Journal
Pat to English travelorAnd have
you heard the latest 0t
E TNo What is It
Pat Shure in Ireland they cant
hang n man with a wooden leg
E T What do they dp then
Tat Ach shure they just hang him
with a rope Current Literature
Of land animals the rabbit holds the
palm for rapid increase A rabbit
breeds seven times a year producing
about eight young at a time
The ultima Thule of the ancients
nr
scleat writers to be Iceland Says Til
ny It Is an Island in the Northern
ocean discovered by Pytheafc after sail
ing six days from Orcades Others
considered the most distant northern
laud to be Shetland
Mother My child you shouldnt be
lieve more than half you hear Daugh
terI know that mamma but how
can I tell which half Exchange
Have you a tank in the building
Inquired the Inspector from the Insur
ance office
We hov admitted the janitor
Whats the capacity
Faith an 01 nlver hod money
enough to folnd out Bohemian Mag
azineEmery
Emery wheels are made by pulveriz
ing piece of emory and then mixing
dust with clay Into suitable molds and
firing like earthenware
I suppose you carry a memento of
some sort In that handsome locket of
yoUrs
Yes it is a lock of my husbands
TialrBut
But your husband Is alive
Yes but his hair Is all gono Pick
MeUpBlobbsA
BlobbsA girl seldom hits anything
she alms at SlobbsYes especially
If she throws herself at a young man
Philadelphia Record
Some one naked Archbishop Whately
It he believed personally in early ris
Ing That witty divine replied that he
lad on one occasion risen early bu ln
that he felt so proud all the morning
morningI
and so sleepy all the afternoon that he
hind resolved in the evening never to
do it again
It Is often cheaper to be imposed
upon than it is to tight This fact re
sults in many unfair men Atchison
Globe
The Teacher of ElocutionDo you
mean to Bay that you paid NO to Mr
Utuler twice The Grammar Teacher
YIM and then ho went away and said
he would never come back any more
Gild I was so sure he would know what I
meant by a double negative Bohe
U1fcn jnrazllf
Which do you consider best n long I
or a short engagement E
Is your friend a tightwad or a
ready spender Houston Post
He Half past 111 Isnt that clock f
fast 3
fastSheI
SheI think not
Vm
myself It ie slow
She But It is not exactly like you
lie Indeed
HeIndeedSheNo
SheNo It goes Harlem Life
He Wont you miss me when Im
far away
She No Ill always think of you as
very close Cornell Widow
John Smith fell down the cellar
etnlrs the other day and broke his leftE
leg his right arm two ribs his nose
one finger and cut his scalp sprained
his ankle and put his shoulder out of
joint But he didnt really begin to
feel had about It till his wife asked
him if be was hurt
Mrs Benham How much did you Q
pay the minister when we were mar
vied Benham He fined me 511ur f
pers Weekly
Bridget said Mrs Hiram Offer
sternly on my way home Just now IP
j
saw the policeman who was in tbej
kitchen with you so long last evening
and I took occasion to speak to him
AOlm
Olm not the least bit jealous
Philadelphia Inquirerf
Mother InquirerI
have washed your hands Willie Oh
yes mamma towelH
loop nt the towelJU
Was the wedding a success I
I guess so The brides mother was
tears the grooms mother went her
one better and had hysterics you
couldnt hear n word of the ceremony
and the church was so crowded thatE
three women fainted yea It was a I E
success nil rJh11ltoI
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Well Reuben what did your big
pig fetch
Not near so much as I expected
And I never thought it would
I havent heard of you going out to
Bubbubs to dinner lately
No ho says I cant do that any
more
moteWhy I thought you were his closest
friend It
Well he tells me their cook doesntIt
like me in
An you say It took that artist two
twoI
months to paint this little picturet
Shore did
Well nil Ive got to say is hes too
slow for this settlement I could a P
painted two booses an four barns la
that time nn not half trledAtJuntn F
Constitution
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Attorney at Law
Office With Trimble Bell
Planters Bank and Trust Co Bldg
Hopkinsville Kj
Feirstein Smith
DENTISTS
Office In Summers Building
Next to Court House
Hopkinsville Kentucky
BOTH PHONES
Dr R F McDaniel
Practice Limited to Dlseai cl
Eye Ear Nose and Throat
Office in Summers Building Near Court House
PHONES CumboHome Office Hours
Ofllce9181210 Btol2am
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Dr G P Isbell
Veterinary Physician Surgeon
Laynes Stable Phone 530
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DENTIST
Office over First National Bank
HOPKINSVILLE KY
IK W WILLIAMS
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Office hours 10 to 4
Hopkinsvilles
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Hester Allenswortb
AttorneyatLaw
Both Phones Hopkinsville Ky
Office Hopper Bldg Front Court Heus
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Free Test Made for Glasses
IUp StairsPhoenix Building Main St
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DR R L BRADLEY
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist
Office Brames Stable
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1Eye
Eye Ear Nose and Throat
Office hours 912 am 25 pm
Main street over Kress Store
Hopkinsville Ky
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Graduates of Bookkeep
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A 3pound can of apples lOc
A 3 pound can of tomatoes lOc
Or three for 25c
Nice lot fresh fish and Baltimore
select oysters on hand all time
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We also have some very desirable homes and vacant lots for sale at pricesk
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310 acres near Pee Dee sixroom house two cheap place at the price 4000
barns stable and cabin lO acres of good timber
and a nice young orchard price 2500 per acre
115 acres seven miles from Hopkinsville on Brad
shaw pike 4 room cottage barn and stable two
cabins nine acres in timber land all first class
price 40 00 per acre
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230acres just outside of Pembroke 6room
I house and all other necessary outbuildings most
of the land in clover and timothy all in a very
high state of cultivation price 5000 per acre veryI
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225 acres near Howell Ky large 7room house I
with good barn and stable and all out buildings in t
good repair well watered and everything up in I
good shape price 4000 per acre
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225 acres near Herndon Ky 6 room house 2
tobacco barns ono cabin stable small orchard
price 525000
500 acres 10 miles south of Hopkinsville Clarks
villa pike 8 room house 4 tobacco barns one sta
ble one hay barn 8 cabins windmill and all im
provements right uptodate 40 acres of fine tim
ber no better farm anywhere Price per acre 60
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200 acres near Julien Ky small cottage stable
cabins has spring branch running through farm a I
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6room house good barns and good stable aid m
all other improvements necesSary 40 acres of good
timber this place is well watered and j a splendid I I
tract of land price 3500 per acre
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J 80 acres 4 miles north of town on the Greenville
GreenvilleI I
100000t
225 acres 5 miles east of town on the Russellville
pike large modern house of ll rooms with all
conveniences out buildings all in firstclass condi
tion 30 acres of splendid timber several fine z
springs and one of the best stock and grain farms 7I
in the county Price 5000 per acre
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210 acres 5 miles south of town 7room house
two good barns stable 3 cabins granary and all
necessary out buildings fences in good repair 30
acres of timber land in high state of cultivation
price only 3500 per acre
60 acres south of town right on the pike This is
one of the choicest little homes in the county with
a brand new house place neawjy fenped weliwa
tered and all in fine stand of grass Price only I
1350000 It
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A splendid business and a beautiful home with it
at Casky Ky Price 500000 itI
127foot lot on Walnut street with dwelling on
one sidj of property price 8000 00
A new modern up todate house on South Vir
ginia street price 400000 virI
One of the most attractive homes on East Ninth j
street price 4000 00 I
A house and lot on Jesup avenue one of the i
most desirable corners in that part of town price
140000 V T
House and lot on corner of Virginia arid Six
teenth This is one of the most attractive cottages
in the city price 8000 00
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House and lot on East f Eighteenth nice 5room I
I cottage built only a short time and well improv i
i ed Price 180000
A very desirable cottage on East Seventh price
IA 285000 very choice vacant lot on McPherson avenueI
right back of West Side School price only 25000 J
A modern wad convenient 7room cottage and
out buildings on South Campbell street water
I gas and electricity Especially well constructed
house comparatively new Lot 86 x 200 extending
back to 35 foot street Good value for 350000
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I Desirable vacant lot in good neighborhood on j
South Walnut street corner Jot 190 feet deep
price if sold at once 67500 1
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