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H0PkIN8ILLX XKN"' UCKUN, FEBRUARY 27
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THIS IS AGE OF SOCIETIESjDR. G. P. ISBLLL
New Yorker's Appeal for Suppressing
t u zatlon.
Vlio jnn dbny that tins is pre
eminently tho ngc of combinations
nadlaocietips ?" Thcro a sooiety,
capital .S, for gery purpose
xmdTr tho hrnVcn. Yoverily, a so
ciety to mimrn nndjfi Society for
peace, a soci.-ty for noise and a soci
ety, for the suppression of noise, a
society for giving tfnflj at' last, a so
ciety for the preventing of giving.
Xsj.it not almost time to pause in
our mad career of organization and
to ask oumlvos, Wljut next? asks
n correspondent of the New York
Times. Whither and wherefore?
Forsooth, can we not suppress super
fluous noises without making so
much noise about it? And is it ab-
I cnilllnlfr nnnniu.tiHf In ..niliff sli.stc
in-order to prevent useless givings?
fellow sufferers, let us be'up and
doing 1 There is. but one way out
of this intolerable situation. Pcr-
haps you have guessed it already,
Xct us organize one more society,
This is to be the greatest, most far-
, reaching and final achievement of
, this age of marvelous achievements.
Let us form a society for the preven
( tion and suppression of useless so
J I Henceforth let Spasus be the great
b ( battlecry of humanity 1 Then Bhall
y we live happily forever after. Selah !
NOT THAT END
The Parson Virtue always gets
its reward in the end
The Politician No. Sometimes
it gets it in the neck.
"One can make anything expresp
one's feelings, if so inclined."
"How do you mean ?"
"Didn't you notice what Amy did
when she handed the refreshments
around ? She gave Mame, who is her
chum, some angel food and handed
Jessie only the devil cake."
HAD SEEN ENOUGH.
May (showing family) This is
father and that's mother, and over
there with the beard is Uncle Jerry.
Fresh (absent-mindedly) Yes, I
like your crowd immensely, but I'd
like to hold off a little while longer
"To look at Plimpson, )'tm would
think he was the busiest man in the
"Yes, Plimpson reminds me of a
man on a treadmill. lie is always
going like the wind, but never gets
Toes that dentiit go into soci
ety?" "I don't know, but he ought to."
"How is that?"
"I notice in his dispensary prac
tice he has much to do, with charity
IN THE NIGHT ROOM.
'Here's a diapitch about a man
bound over for shoaling a load of
pumpkins ; case novor came to trial,''
"Head it, 'Indictmont Squashed.' "
Church I see that Boston has one
policeman tp eyery 15G inhabitants.
Gotham I'hopo they are not as
crooked as tho struets.
QUITE THE CONTRARY..
""What's Diggs doing now?"
"Loafing, as usual. The list of ac
tivities printed on his stationary has
nothing whatovor to do with the way
in which ho sponds his time."
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